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Laughing On The Sidelines

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Laughing On The Sidelines is a comedy/ sports podcast with adult language and content where we like to take jokes a little bit too far; especially when they are about sports. We dive into the current sports news and give you our opinions and predictions. Enjoy the conversation and follow us at Laughing On The Sidelines on facebook.
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Wedding Hangover & Our Favorite Dog Breeds

Laughing On The SidelinesMay 08, 2024

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Wedding Hangover & Our Favorite Dog Breeds

Wedding Hangover & Our Favorite Dog Breeds

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph now has a very expensive, well-trained dog, and Scotty recovers from Fred's wedding. Tom Brady gets epically roasted, and his ex wife is not happy about it. Have you ever been permanently been kicked out of an establishment, and how old is too old to be playing video games? What are some bad names for a monster truck, and what movies would be better if the main protagonist were fat? What are your favorite dog breeds, and could you wear a "Guardian Cap" all of the time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

May 08, 202401:40:46
Japanese Toilets & Derek's Garage Sale

Japanese Toilets & Derek's Garage Sale

On this week's episode, Derek is back from Japan, and he misses their toilets. LeBron is out of the playoffs again, and Michael Penix Jr gets drafted by the Falcons? Have you ever been booed off the stage while attempting to sing karaoke, and how many days after a birthday will you still say happy belated birthday? What's a good name for an Amish adult film, and if your ex was a street sign, what would it say? What items would you be furious if your spouse sold them in a garage sale, and could you have a narrator during a romantic evening? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

May 01, 202401:28:19
Eating Spaghetti Face-First & The Worst Smells

Eating Spaghetti Face-First & The Worst Smells

On this week's episode, Mike does comedy in Wichita, and Scotty gets recognized in public. The new Detroit Lions jerseys are absolutely awesome, and Caitlin Clark is getting paid thousands to play in the WNBA. Have you ever use a porta-potty for number 2, and have you ever hooked up with someone even though you knew it was a bad idea? At what point is it time to replace your pillow, and what are some rejected Family Feud categories? What are the worst smells in the world, and could you only go number 2 in a porta-potty? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Apr 24, 202401:43:25
Driving On Native Grass & The Best Disney Songs

Driving On Native Grass & The Best Disney Songs

On this week's episode, Mike does comedy in Nebraska, and Scotty loses his temper on the golf course. UFC 300 was pretty awesome, and OJ Simpson has finally bit the bullet. What Youtube rabbit hole have you gone down, and have you ever used the women's restroom? What is the maximum amount of time you will drive behind a logging truck, and what are some Disney lines that can be used in the bedroom? What are your favorite Disney songs, and can you catch a chair thrown from a balcony? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Apr 17, 202401:31:52
Eclipses In Egypt & Skills I Wish I Had

Eclipses In Egypt & Skills I Wish I Had

On this week's episode, Mike Baldwin is back from Arizona, and Scotty has the worst case of brain fog ever. "The Diddler" is still on the loose, and explain the eclipse flat Earthers. Have you ever watched someone change through a window, and have you ever regifted a gift to the person who originally gave it to you? How long is too long for someone to order food, and what is your favorite memory from the 90's? What skills do you wish you had, and have you ever been walked in on? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

Apr 10, 202401:37:11
"The Diddler" & Adult Movie Titles

"The Diddler" & Adult Movie Titles

On this week's episode, Lizzo quits because she doesn't like people calling her fat, and P Diddy is now "The Diddler." Have you ever broken a remote because of a sporting event, and how long after a long relationship can you get into a new one? What is a bizarre profession you'd never do, and what is the worst way to be dumped? What movies have titles that could pass as adult films, and could you call people to tell them they are being cheated on? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Apr 03, 202401:19:26
Strange Tornado Debris & The Worst Ways To End It

Strange Tornado Debris & The Worst Ways To End It

On this week's episode, Travis is back after being rejected by Pauly Shore, and Scotty golfs in freezing conditions. KU makes a quick exit in March Madness this year, and Nickelodeon scandals have ruined some people's childhoods. Have you ever almost died, and how much is too much to pay for an Only Fans subscription? What's something you can say about a pool, but not your wife, and what should be the new tornado ranking system? What would be the worst way to end it draft, and how would you react to strange tornado debris? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Mar 27, 202401:46:49
Irish Accents & Terrible Wedding Gifts

Irish Accents & Terrible Wedding Gifts

On this week's episode, Derek, Scotty, and JP play in a poker tournament, and Scotty can't play video games that have sharks. A head coach gets fired right before a post-game interview, and Justin Fields is headed to Pittsburgh. Have you ever done an Irish accent, and how many Onlyfans subscriptions are too many? What does JP actually stand for, and what is your favorite prank you have ever participated in against your friends or family? What are the worst wedding gifts, and would you rather live without your cell phone or your vehicle? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Mar 20, 202401:29:33
How to Handle Rejection & Adam Sandler Movies

How to Handle Rejection & Adam Sandler Movies

On this week's episode, Steve Peters opens for Pauly Shore, and Scotty enjoys some edibles. Hopefully Mike Tyson can beat Jake Paul in a boxing match, and NFL players are on the move to new teams. What would you do if a bum fight broke out in front of you, and how old is too old to start a family of your own? How do you handle rejection, and is gambling an addiction if you aren't losing money? What are your favorite Adam Sandler movies, and would you hang out with a tiger with the "Tiger King?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Mar 13, 202401:25:58
Smoke Alarms with Low Batteries & Go Go Gadget No No's

Smoke Alarms with Low Batteries & Go Go Gadget No No's

On this week's episode, the OG crew is back, and Scotty survived his vacation. Derek has an interesting day at work, and Jeremy got a new dog. Have you ever been so intoxicated you started speaking with a different accent, and have you ever recited an entire movie around a bunch of friends? When do you start swinging in a marriage, and how much money would you feel comfortable to loan to a friend? What is something you should never touch with your tongue, and what are some rejected Easter mascots? What are the best rejected "go go gadget" contraptions, and could you live in a house with a smoke alarm with low batteries? Enjoy another hilarious episode with the OG crew, and keep on laughing!

Mar 06, 202401:30:48
Ski Tripping & The Great Chris Farley

Ski Tripping & The Great Chris Farley

On this week's episode, Wichita comedian Travis Cagle makes his first appearance on the Laughing On The Sidelines podcast, and Scotty is finally going snowboarding. What is your ideal vacation, and will JP finally convince his first comedian crush? Have you ever told a joke and immediately regretted it, and what is too dark to be dark humor? What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child, and what famous movie quote would be better if it were said by Samuel L. Jackson? What is your favorite Chris Farley character of all time, and could you live with yourself being infamous for a bad joke? Enjoy another episode while Scotty goes on vacation, and keep on laughing!

Feb 28, 202402:20:04
Dangerous Parades & The Worst Fads Of All Time

Dangerous Parades & The Worst Fads Of All Time

On this week's episode, Derek get's ridiculed for winning a completion 2 times, and Scotty has a dumb in-law. The NBA All-Star game is a joke, and we need to stop having Super Bowl parades in Kansas City. Have you ever pooped on an airplane, and how many boxes of Girl Scout cookies is too many? What is something you wish you could forget forever, and what are some rejected Make-A-Wish requests? What are the worst fads of all time, and could you only wear tap shoes and mesh tank tops for the rest of your life? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Feb 21, 202401:31:55
Broken TV's & The Greatest Halftime Shows

Broken TV's & The Greatest Halftime Shows

On this week's episode, JP has a mouse in his room, Scotty watches Putin misdirect, and Mike enjoys his team winning the Super Bowl. A Swedish water park explodes, and Brittany Mahomes may not be that bad. Have you ever gone streaking in public, and how many rings is it going to take until we start calling Mahomes the GOAT? What would you want Cupid's arrow to do if it didn't make you fall in love, and what gets you kicked out of a Super Bowl party? What are the best Super Bowl halftime shows of all time, and would you break a TV if your team lost the Super Bowl? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Feb 14, 202401:37:05
DWI's On The Way To Super Bowl LVIII

DWI's On The Way To Super Bowl LVIII

On this week's episode, JP gets his car fixed, and one of Scotty's coworkers has some fun with JP. There is a new rapper on the scene named Misdemeanor Mike, and Dear Lord baby Jesus, don't let the Chiefs win another Super Bowl. Have you ever lied on a medical form, and how many pairs of Crocs should you own and still be allowed to hang out with us? What is the dumbest thing you have ever done, and what would you do if you were snowed in? What are the worst names to give your dog, and would you want to clean up a wild Super Bowl party? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Feb 07, 202401:30:58
Scotty's Wife & The Worst Celebrity Baby Names

Scotty's Wife & The Worst Celebrity Baby Names

On this week's episode, you finally get to meet Scotty's wife, and Scotty had a rough weekend. A California girlfriend kind of got away with murder, and Detroit may have lost, but the future is very bright. Have you ever made a homemade "fun time" video, and how long do you listen to a door-to-door salesperson? What is the dumbest way you have hurt yourself, and what is a rejected name for male enlargement surgery? What are the worst celebrity baby names, and could you sell cats door-to-door? Enjoy another episode, and keep, laughing.

Jan 31, 202401:33:31
Bad Karaoke & Return To Sender

Bad Karaoke & Return To Sender

On this week's episode, Derek does the same thing as JP, and Scotty survives his flights to Florida. The NFL playoffs are down the last 4 teams, and most people are rooting for Detroit. Have you ever been hit in the nuts so hard that you threw up, and how old is too old to participate in a mosh pit? How would you want your cohosts to die, and what are some rejected songs to be played during sexy time? What are the worst songs to hear at karaoke, and could you ever heckle the Paralympic Games? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Jan 24, 202401:46:22
Plane Crashes & Annoying Jingles

Plane Crashes & Annoying Jingles

On this week's episode, Scotty is dreading a flight to Florida, and Jeremy still does not want to be here. Do not tell us what happened in the NFL playoffs, because we have no idea. Have you ever need help taking a pee, and how many times does it take to drive somewhere before you stop using GPS? What is a ridiculous reason someone gives when they do not want to have sex, and what is the worst thing to have in your car in the event of an emergency? What are the most annoying commercial jingles, and crash and survive, or get sucked out of the plane? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!


Jan 17, 202401:34:25
The 5 Year Anniversary Episode

The 5 Year Anniversary Episode

On this week's episode, the OG's are back for the 5th year anniversary of the podcast. The NFL Playoffs are kicking off, and kids in Africa are going to appreciate some Washington National Champions t-shirts. Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog, and how much do you like freshly grated cheese from Olive Garden? What noises would you leas expect from a porta-potty, and what historic events should never be turned into a musical? What are the whitest names, and would you rather have no AC in the summer, or no heat in the winter? Here's to another 5 years, and keep on laughing assholes!

Jan 10, 202401:58:44
4 In A Row, Kinda & The Inconvenience Thief

4 In A Row, Kinda & The Inconvenience Thief

On this week's episode, Scotty has won the Fantasy Football Championship for the fourth consecutive year (kinda), and Derek gets 4XL pajamas. Joe Flacco can still play football, and the Detroit Lions got hosed against Dallas. Have you ever injured yourself while doing something stupid, and how many times can you blackout in a bar before you get banned? What do you predict will happen in 2024, and what are some rejected names for orgasms? If you were a thief stealing things that would inconvenience people, what would you steal, and could you be banned from the grocery store? Here's to another year of Laughing on the Sidelines, and keep on laughing assholes!

Jan 03, 202401:26:44
Annoying Relatives & New Years Resolutions

Annoying Relatives & New Years Resolutions

On this week's episode, Scotty heads to western Kansas, and Steve is annoyed by his in-law at Christmas dinner. The Lions are finally the Kings of the North, and Joe Flacco is only 38. The Chiefs blow it against the Raiders, and Jack Jones has created a Raider hater for life. Have you ever pranked someone so badly the called the cops, and when are you going to bed on New Year's Eve? What are some rejected names for fake boobs, and what is 2024's new slogan? What are some New Years resolutions you won't be able to follow through with, and could you be the Santa at a swinger's bar? Happy New Year, and keep on laughing assholes!

Dec 27, 202301:29:18
Trampolines In The Front Yard & Strange Gifts From Santa

Trampolines In The Front Yard & Strange Gifts From Santa

On this week's episode, Scotty and Steve are feeling festive, but Derek doesn't want to play along. Arthur Smith is the worst fantasy football coach ever, and UFC 296 gets crazy outside of the ring. Have you ever vindictively peed on something, and How many inflatable Christmas decorations are too many? What would you give the kids on the Naughty list if you were Santa, and what animals would be terrible pulling Santa's sleigh? What are the strangest things to ask Santa for Christmas, and would you tolerate a trampoline in your front yard? Enjoy another episode, and have a Merry Christmas, assholes!

Dec 20, 202301:54:28
Locked and Loaded & Urban Legends

Locked and Loaded & Urban Legends

On this week's episode, Scotty gets locked and loaded for a recon mission, and Mike releases his comedy special. The LA Dodgers may have created a Dynasty, and Patrick Mahomes throws a tantrum for not getting a call for a change. Have you ever farted during sex, and how many coupons are too many coupons for a busy shopping line? Where are the worst places to see a streaker, and what are some rejected names for a cream pie? What are your favorite urban legends, and could you survive with your phone only maxing out at 15% battery life? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Dec 13, 202301:55:04
The Two Time Champ & The Dollar Bills Draft

The Two Time Champ & The Dollar Bills Draft

On this week's episode, thank you all for your Spotify Wrap messages, and Derek returns as the two-time champ! Florida State may have gotten robbed, and the Chiefs lose even when Swift shows up. Do you do the sniff test before doing the dirty, and have you ever forgot to buy your significant other a Christmas gift? What do you consider as cheating, and what is a name for a special needs music group? Who do you wish would be on American dollar bills, and could you poop in a toilet on display in a hardware store? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Dec 06, 202301:45:35
Breaking The News To The Parents & Weird State Laws

Breaking The News To The Parents & Weird State Laws

On this week's episode, JP has purchase another bowling ball, and Wichita got enough snow for Scotty to snowboard down a small hill. Jared "Gawful" makes an appearance on Thanksgiving, and Philadelphia fans are ruthless when they are young. Matt Rife pisses off all of the offended people, and a 6 year-old gets smeared for painting his face with team colors. Have you ever drank so much that you forgot where you were, and how close to closing time can you go into a restaurant? What are some rejected names for Viagra and how can you nicely tell someone they are dumb? What are the weirdest state laws, and what if you had to tell new parents their child was "special?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Nov 29, 202301:37:46
Womb Nukes & Bad Thanksgiving Conversation Topics

Womb Nukes & Bad Thanksgiving Conversation Topics

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters has not been back to his therapist, Mike hosted a comedy competition, and Scotty has his snowboard. The Pittsburgh Steelers finally fire Matt Canada, and the Chiefs don’t get any assistance from the officials on Monday Night Football. Have you ever stepped into the shower with clothes still on, and how big can a girl be and still be allowed to wear yoga paints? What is the rejected name for the Plan B pill, and what is a movie title that describes you in bed? What are the worst conversation topics for the Thanksgiving table, and do you want to play “Gay Chicken” with your dad? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing, assholes. 

Nov 22, 202302:11:29
Scat Chat & Weird Fetishes

Scat Chat & Weird Fetishes

On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph’s Christmas decoration woes continue, and Scotty’s snowboard is coming. Could a high school state champion mens basketball team beat the WNBA champs, and do we know God exhists because Megan Rapinoe tore her achilles 6 minutes into her final game? Have you ever sped home to avoid pooping your pants, and how far is too far to drive for a “one-night stand?” How would you trigger an entire fan base in one sentence, and what are they going to start calling Black Friday now? What are the weirdest fetishes, and could you wiper with your hand every time you pooped? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Nov 15, 202301:58:55
Movies That Were Awesome As Kids, But Terrible As Adults

Movies That Were Awesome As Kids, But Terrible As Adults

On this week's episode, Steve Peters still has a gambling problem, and Scotty is an emo kid at heart. The Texas Rangers win their first World Series, and a girl in Amsterdam gets a glory hole surprise. Never have ever taken a picture of my poop, and how high is too high? What's an odd thing to have a buy one get one free sticker, and what do you think a smoke alarm should sound like? What are some movies you loved as a kid, but realized they are terrible movies as an adult, and would you prefer Jackson Mahomes doing TikTok dances or Taylor Swift coverage? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Nov 08, 202301:41:45
Fake Sign Language & The Worst Things About High School

Fake Sign Language & The Worst Things About High School

On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph returns and high school pictures are embarrassing. Halloween is upon us, and JP brings a costume. Denny’s would be an awesome place to have a concert, and if you don't like Dan Campbell, something is wrong with you. Are one night stands overrated or underrated, and is any food shaped like a dinosaur good? How cold does it have to be before you can turn on the heater, and what advice are we going to get from Jeremy? What were the worst things about high school, and would you try to sign if you had no idea what you are doing? Enjoy another classic episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Nov 01, 202301:55:13
Mispronouncing Names & Wrestling Celebrities

Mispronouncing Names & Wrestling Celebrities

On this week’s episode, Scotty hates Halloween, and Derek is not Irish. The World Series is going to be great because the Astros aren't in it, and employees catch a theif using a forklift. is the metric system overrated or underrated, and who should not be allowed to use mobility scooters at Wal Mart? What Halloween costume will get you called into the HR office at work, and what do women hate more than anything? What celebrities had the best wrestling appearances in the WWE/WCW, and would you hate it if every time you talked, you would be interrupted? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

Oct 25, 202301:27:16
Disney Parodies & The Hardware Store Battle Royale

Disney Parodies & The Hardware Store Battle Royale

On this week's episode, JP can't put together furniture and Scotty had a birthday. Coach Prime blows a 29 point lead at halftime, and kids should sit in their seats in a movie theater even if it's a movie about Taylor Swift's concert tour. Are women with 3 boobs overrated or underrated, and how soon is too soon to make a joke about a tragedy? What's a rejected name for a lesbian bar, and what's the name a Disney Parody adult movie? What items would you draft in a hardware store Battle Royale, and could you poop in a bottle for the rest of your life? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

Oct 18, 202301:34:12
Harry, Scottish Women & Things Your Wife Makes You Do

Harry, Scottish Women & Things Your Wife Makes You Do

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters is back, and it sounds more and more like there will be a Laughing On The Sidelines Live 2. Miami has massive coaching blunder that leads to a loss to Georgia Tech, and the officiating is pretty sus in another Chief’s game. Is obnoxiously loud sex overrated or underrated, and how much hair is too hairy when it comes to a woman’s sex appeal? What should a gynecologist never do during an examination, and what fictional character would be great as your local weather man? What tasks does your wife make you do, and could you only sleep with a woman with a thick Scottish accent? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Oct 11, 202301:48:20
An Adult Muppet Movie & The Dumbest Holidays

An Adult Muppet Movie & The Dumbest Holidays

On this week’s episode, a fan had a “hunting” koozie made, and there may end up being another LIVE show. Angel Hernandez still sucks as an umpire, and we all need to band together and root against the Kansas City Chiefs so every cutaway shit from the game is not Taylor Swift in her private box. Are cults overrated or underrated, and how much is too much to pay for a concert ticket? How old does a woman have to be considered a cougar, and what is something you might hear in a Muppet adult movie? What are the dumbest holidays, and could you go swimming while on Viagra? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Oct 04, 202301:38:37
Stealing Home to Score & Our Favorite Cell Phone Apps

Stealing Home to Score & Our Favorite Cell Phone Apps

On this week’s episode, Derek is finally back bring us all down, and kids running in a mirror maze is hilarious. Coach Prime gets wrecked in Eugene, Oregon, and football fans are going to be annoyed will all of the “swifts” watching Kansas City games for the rest of the season. Is crowd work overrated or underrated as a stand up comedian, and how many times can someone fart in public before you say something to them? What’s a weird sign to find at the zoo, and what products would be weird to sell when using a sexy voice? What are your favorite cell phone apps, and could you enjoy life if no one responds to your text messages? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep laughing assholes! 

Sep 27, 202301:44:10
Whole Foods Parking Lots & The Last Meal Draft

Whole Foods Parking Lots & The Last Meal Draft

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters is back, and JP gets noticed in public. Coach Prime gets it done against Colorado State, and Travis Kielce may be dating Taylor Swift. Monday Night Football is stupid right now, and Nick Chubb’s leg is going the wrong way. Are Catholic Church tickle parties overrated or underrated, and would you get more action if you were frozen in carbonite? How much plastic surgery is too much plastic surgery, and what is a strange sign to see posted in the strip club? What would you want to be the last meal you ever ate, and could you only get laid in a Whole Foods’ parking lot? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep laughing assholes! 

Sep 20, 202301:33:18
Screaming Kids & The Best Video Game Consoles

Screaming Kids & The Best Video Game Consoles

On this week's episode, being a Detroit Lions fan in Kansas is tough, and Mike almost loses his keys. Texas beats down Alabama in Tuscaloosa, and the Aaron Rodgers era in New York barely even got started. Are Yelp! reviews overrated or underrated, and what is the age you need to stop asking your parents for money? What's a dating website for people who were adopted, and what are the best video game consoles of all time? How much do you hate screaming kids in a public place, and are you ready for doomsday? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Sep 13, 202301:50:32
Bad Cartoon DJ's & Favorite Conspiracy Theories

Bad Cartoon DJ's & Favorite Conspiracy Theories

On this week's episode, the prodigy got noticed in public, and JEREMY JOSEPH is back!!! Tomorrow is the beginning of actual football, and College football started with Prime Time. Is surprise sex overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of effort you should give in a coed, charity softball game? What animals have the best sense of humor, and what cartoon character would be a terrible strip club DJ? What are your favorite conspiracy theories, and could you sit on the toilet until both of your legs fall asleep every time you use it ? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Sep 06, 202301:52:16
Bad Instructional Videos & Plug It In, Plug It In

Bad Instructional Videos & Plug It In, Plug It In

On this week’s episode, Scotty goes to a ridiculously fancy restaurant, and helps JP come out on top after his car accident. Fantasy football is kicking off, and the San Francisco 49ers blew it with Trey Lance. Are 72 virgins overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of firearms one person can own before you start becoming uncomfortable around them? What conspiracy theory does a person have to believe in before they are in the “crazy person” category, and what did Billy Mays try to sell God after he died? What are the best things you plug in, and could you make a nude instructional YouTube video? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Aug 30, 202301:46:46
Too Old To Drive & The Worst Sounds

Too Old To Drive & The Worst Sounds

On This week's episode, it's Scotty's wife has a birthday, and Mike has a release date for his special. A Brawl breaks out at a 49ers preseason game, and will the Washington Redskins return? Is rock, paper, scissors overrated or underrated, would Derek look great dancing on a pole? What is the maximum age a person should be allowed to drive a car, and how can you trigger a fanbase with just one sentence.? What are the worst sounds in the world, and could you convince adults that Santa is real? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!

Aug 23, 202301:51:34
No Teeth, No Thanks & Sequels That Didn't Suck

No Teeth, No Thanks & Sequels That Didn't Suck

On this week’s episode, "Suits" is a good show and Scotty has a wonderfull time without his wife. OJ Simpson chimes in on a light prison sentence, and “The Blind Side” was all a lie! Is the metric System overrated or underrated, and what would you consider is too high of a body count? What sport would be improved if all players had stilts, and what are some rejected scenarios from the game of LIFE? What movie sequels were better than the original movie, and could you recieve a “blowie” from an 80 year-old with no teeth? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Aug 16, 202301:56:58
A Glizzo & The Worst Car Accessories

A Glizzo & The Worst Car Accessories

On this week’s episode Scotty’s wife is going out of town, and JP is making him feel really uncomfortable. The Boxing is starting to lose its luster as they put on another sideshow fight, and Lizzo is getting sued. Are musical stand up comedians overrated or underrated, and how many failed marriages do you get before you should not be allowed to marry again? What bumber sticker would you put on your car, and what would be a bad theme for a pinball machine? What are the worst car accesories, and would you actually eat a “glizzo?” Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Aug 09, 202301:41:28
Furries With Teeth & The Best TV Show Theme Songs

Furries With Teeth & The Best TV Show Theme Songs

On this week's episode, Mike has no idea when his special is going to come out, and Scotty did not go golfing for once. Derrick Lewis has the best post-fight celebrations, and Cardi B is throwing mics at people! is getting a "whole-body wax overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum number of cats a single person own and not be a crazy cat person? Also, which Disney character do you think is secretly gay, and what are some odd ways for a weatherman to describe weather? What TV show had the best theme song, and do you like furries or meth-heads better? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep laughing assholes!

Aug 02, 202301:44:27
That's Your Cousin, Bro & Popular Music We Don't Like

That's Your Cousin, Bro & Popular Music We Don't Like

On this week’s episode, traveling comedian Levi Mabe joins the L.O.T.S. family, and Scotty gets an unusual  golf injury. A YouTuber sleeps through a WNBA game and is now banned from every future NBA event, and Snow White is not going to have Seven Dwarfs. Is it overrated or underrated watching a child get his butt whooped by their parents in a grocery store, and what is the maximum age difference you think is socially acceptable for a married couple? What would be the slogan for an “alcoholics only” dating site, and who are some popular bands/ music artists you can’t stand but everyone else loves? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Jul 26, 202301:50:32
People Who Hobby Horse & People Who Annoy You

People Who Hobby Horse & People Who Annoy You

On this week’s episode, Derek and JP do their last stand up sets inside of the Looney Bin, and Scotty is not in the best of moods. The Wichita Wind Surge end a game on an inside-the-park home run, and a female boxer increased her OF following. Are shock collars on children overrated or underrated, and what would you do if your son got the teacher you wanted? Turns out strip twister is a new game, and some side effects may just be the normal life of JP. What kind of people annoy you the most, and would you let your wife control the shock collar around your neck? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Jul 19, 202301:42:36
Helmets In The Outfield & The Worst Inventions

Helmets In The Outfield & The Worst Inventions

On this week’s episode, Derek is back with car troubles, and JP loves fireworks with kids. It might be time to take kids out of the outfield during the Home Run Derby, or they could just have them wear helmets. Feeding a horse feels kind of weird, and are old people are those websites overrated or underrated? Would you want some life advice from a bunch of idiots, and what are the least sexy accents for dirty talk? What are the worst inventions of all time, and would you be able to watch old people play basketball naked? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Jul 12, 202301:36:56
'Mericans With Explosives & Terrible Vacation Activities

'Mericans With Explosives & Terrible Vacation Activities

Happy 'Merica Day everyone! On this week's episode, Fred gets to help plan a wedding, and Jeremy tells us about bu-cakey. Disney might be on a downward spiral, and maybe we should all start sunning our Perineums. Is "ball play" overrated or underrated, and do you like the guy who makes homemade fireworks? What is a rejected Jeopardy category, and what is the thing that makes an elf immediately climax? What are the worst activities to do while you are on vacation, and would you want to climax at random? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Jul 05, 202301:38:43
3rd Base On A Roller Coaster & The Gameshow Draft

3rd Base On A Roller Coaster & The Gameshow Draft

On this week's episode, JP goes to the zoo, and Scotty's wife is afraid of birds. The OceanGate Titan submarine implodes, but the remote control is just fine. Are open mic nights overrated or underrated, and don't be the guy who drives off with the gas pump still attached to the car. If you were to open your own strip club, what would it be called, and what sport would be awesome if you had to eat a mandatory amount of edibles? What is your favorite gameshow, and is 3rd base really good on a roller coaster? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Jun 28, 202302:00:25
Diabetes, Amputations, & Parties With Celebrities

Diabetes, Amputations, & Parties With Celebrities

On this week's episode, Mike is already finished with the new Zelda, and Kansas storms are pretty awesome. Wyndham Clack wins the US open, and Oakland A's fans give the middle finger to the front office in an awesome way. Are happy birthday Facebook posts overrated or underrated, and do you still sleep in a race car bed? What is something you can never underestimate the power of, and what would redneck Jesus turn water into? What celebrity would you want to party with and would you rather have no fingers or have no toes? Enjoy another funny episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Jun 21, 202301:51:09
Golf Ball Nutshots & Our Favorite Cartoon Shows

Golf Ball Nutshots & Our Favorite Cartoon Shows

On this week's episode, Mike is back after recording his first comedy special, and video games are awesome. Canadian golfers are celebrating by getting tackled, and a guy in Egypt gets eaten by a shark. Have you ever been going to town on yourself so hard that the cops get called, and are you that guy who keeps clicking your pen? What is worse than the Holocaust, and what is something that defines your age? What are your favorite cartoon TV shows, and would you rather get hit in the nuts with a baseball or a golf ball? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Jun 14, 202301:59:16
Rainbow Logo Month & Our Favorite Insults

Rainbow Logo Month & Our Favorite Insults

On this week’s episode JP is having a good time celebrating the rainbow month with his people, Scotty gets impatient with his wife, and Derek is thrilled to be back. Travis Kelse tries to become president during the visit to the White House, and matching family t-shirts are not a good idea. Are paternity test TV shows scripted, and are you the guy who takes slow-pitch softball way too seriously? What jobs would a retired drill sergeant be terrible at, and what are your favorite insults, and have you ever seen a video of 2 girls and a cup? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Jun 07, 202301:27:03
Parallel Parking Hot Wheels & Our Bucket Lists

Parallel Parking Hot Wheels & Our Bucket Lists

On this week’s episode JP Jeremy, and Scotty recap their Memorial Day weekends, and don’t listen to our show if you are easily offended. The NBA Finals are probably not rigged, and Scotty thinks Larry Bird is better than LeBron James. A woman wins a rolling cheese race while unconcious, and people are taking pictures for their driver's license naked. Is pooping in a cup overrated or underrated, and who in their right mind drives the speed limit in the left lane? What are some bad endorsement ideas, and how would future archeologists explain everyday items from today? What things do you need to do before kicking the bucket, and would you go to the doctor keistering some parallel-parked Hot Wheels? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

May 31, 202301:50:35