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The Vince Wylde Show

The Vince Wylde Show

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Today's Mess - 4/12/18

The Vince Wylde ShowApr 12, 2018

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Spoiled, Rotten, Filthy, Stinking Rich

Spoiled, Rotten, Filthy, Stinking Rich

America. No joke. We're all rich and we're all about self. This must change.
May 22, 202116:59
The Turncoat Conundrum

The Turncoat Conundrum

Sure, one side is getting what they want to politically now, but when do they turn on you? It happens, history shows us that without question.

Apr 16, 202107:16
Americans Are Going Off Half-Cocked

Americans Are Going Off Half-Cocked

Personal bias shouldn't be massaged on the level that it is. People ask why the country is in the mess it's in. Is it Trump's fault? Bidens? Nope, it's the people. We only want to know half of the story because the other half makes us sad. We don't want to be sad.

Dec 29, 202016:44
Why There Hasn't Been A Revolution

Why There Hasn't Been A Revolution

10 years after I first said it, people on Social Media are finally joining the conversation. Government is out of control, where are the people always sabre-rattling? "Why haven't they done anything?" I answer that question.

Dec 28, 202009:01
The Top 10 Worst Christmas Specials of all Time

The Top 10 Worst Christmas Specials of all Time

Last one of the year! And I've not heard of MOST of these, and some aren't even specials but movies.

Dec 25, 202016:16
Pandemic: Inflate the Projections, Use Numbers, Scare People into Obedience

Pandemic: Inflate the Projections, Use Numbers, Scare People into Obedience

This is just my opinion on the current pandemic and how media is dealing with it. It does NOT reflect the opinions of Anchor or Spotify. Though, it should.

Dec 11, 202020:56
Leaning On Christmas in Tough Times

Leaning On Christmas in Tough Times

We were told that people are offended with the Christian messages associated with Christmas and that's why you have to tone it down. Everything from public Nativity displays to wearing red and green in some places had to be stopped because someone might have hurt feelings. Yet this year, there's a hug uptick in sale of decor. 

I thought everyone was offended.

Dec 10, 202008:50
HEADLINES: 12-8-20

HEADLINES: 12-8-20

Stimulus Checks - More mass media saying "this time it will totally happen". Yeah. I'll hold my breath.

Indiana 2nd Worse State In Country for Covid Spike - Well, I don't have a problem with that with Governor Slaphappy at the helm.

California Lockdown Getting to People - They're largely ignoring the orders at this point. Which begs the question: Will Newsom just have the national guard start public shootings? I mean, this IS California.

Dec 09, 202010:43
Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts to Give - Second Try

Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts to Give - Second Try

The first list was bland and unimaginative. Though, I think I did well with it. But this one is much more hilarious.

Dec 08, 202007:30
Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts Ever Received From Testimonial Accounts

Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts Ever Received From Testimonial Accounts

There's bad, and then, there's, "How drunk was dad last night? How drunk is he NOW? Does he ever STOP drinking?" This one is PG13. No language and I did some self-censoring because I try to keep it clean (read: radio friendly). But let's just say, don't give your daughter an adult toy for Christmas? K? Thanks.

Dec 07, 202010:53
Top 50 Best Christmas Movies of All Time

Top 50 Best Christmas Movies of All Time

Long list, took 30 minutes to dissect. While I agree with some of the entries, some of them I don't and, frankly, never heard of.

Dec 04, 202030:45
In Defense of Johnny Depp

In Defense of Johnny Depp

Amber Heard is a Sociopath. I have past experience. She's guilty, Johnny is innocent. But corruption is lead on a leash by the allure of a shot of leg by being what is known as a "SIMP". The Judge that heard the case is a Simp. The Sun is LOADED with Simps. And #MeToo is being bastardized into a weapon to take down ANY MALE that someone's mad at.

Dec 02, 202012:24
Top 10 Worst Holiday / Christmas Desserts

Top 10 Worst Holiday / Christmas Desserts

Finally a list I can get behind. Well done, "first we feast".

Dec 01, 202015:22
Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts - 1st Edition

Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts - 1st Edition

This is more like a checklist to remind someone to not get these things. But we still manage to have some fun with it. Despite the lack of effort.

Nov 30, 202013:18
The 3rd and Final Option: The Forming "Counter Culture"

The 3rd and Final Option: The Forming "Counter Culture"

A lot of people from all walks of life in this country do not like what is going on. There is a looming threat of Neo-Feudalism on the horizon. Some of these people plan to secede from society altogether. They are not restricted by the law of corrupt aristocracies - they are above them. They've awakened to the fact that what Tolkien said is true:

“The most improper job of any man, even saints (who at any rate were at least unwilling to take it on), is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.”

They're not wrong. But why don't other Americans wake up? Inconvenience and fear. The latter makes people do very foolish things.


Nov 26, 202022:54
20 Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

20 Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

THIS list - is a dumpster fire. The songs you hate the most? Not even on this list.

Nov 25, 202012:58
Walmart Closed on Thanksgiving

Walmart Closed on Thanksgiving

And, hey, all it took was a pandemic. Well, now we know the limit.

Nov 24, 202003:39
The (Alleged) Top 10 Worst Thanksgiving Day Dishes

The (Alleged) Top 10 Worst Thanksgiving Day Dishes

Yeah, some of the items on THIS fun list don't belong there. But some certainly do. And how come "Turkey Spam Surprise" didn't make the list? Didn't EVERYONE grow up with this staple?

Nov 24, 202011:06
Top 10 Worst Christmas Movies of all Time

Top 10 Worst Christmas Movies of all Time

Not everything on this list is as bad as they're saying.

Nov 23, 202015:31
Why Do We Trust Complete Strangers on TV

Why Do We Trust Complete Strangers on TV

Think about it. Our news and info - everything we know about our country - is given to us from some well-dressed guy or girl on tv. We don't know these people,. We don't have ham dinner with them. We don't BBQ with them. Why do we do this?

Nov 20, 202014:39
 Mariah Carey Is Church's Chicken

Mariah Carey Is Church's Chicken

Not a huge fan of "All I Want for Christmas Is You". And now you know why.

Nov 19, 202004:22
Charlie Brown Back On Broadcast TV. What happened?

Charlie Brown Back On Broadcast TV. What happened?

This is an update for people wondering what's going on with the beloved Holiday Specials.

Nov 19, 202006:19
SUPER MONSTER MOVIE FEST! Live Remote With Tori, Cowboy Chris, Cowkid John

SUPER MONSTER MOVIE FEST! Live Remote With Tori, Cowboy Chris, Cowkid John

This show was a ton of fun. Done on Saturday night during "Them". There is movie discussion, mask discussion, and Hick Hop discussion. So fun.

Aug 30, 202058:01
Why People Hate The Rich

Why People Hate The Rich

It's not being rich that's the problem, it's having influence in Washington DC that enables you to create enough red tape to push everyone else down.
Aug 08, 202023:23
Connect the Dots

Connect the Dots

Covid 19, race riots, deletion of History, change shortages, Nationwide lockdowns. And all are coincidentally during an election year. Seeing the problem yet?
Aug 07, 202027:46
The Rise of Tyranny

The Rise of Tyranny

I have to take time out from being a goofball to address something that’s going on in our country right now.
Oct 13, 201908:35
Vince Reads The Comments: Southwest Casserole

Vince Reads The Comments: Southwest Casserole

Some people want to think of themselves as Artisans in the kitchen but lack the vision to adjust a recipe they found to make it their own.

Oct 08, 201907:38
Twitter Philanthropy and The Vaping Panic Continues

Twitter Philanthropy and The Vaping Panic Continues

New full show and we've got some stuff to get out. The outrage over the news leaving out important details about vaping... When did the media start leaving out important information? This is an outrage. Also... Someone's giving away FREE money to people in need, and it didn't take Bernie Sanders stealing their wealth to get it to happen. 

Oct 04, 201938:40
Finding a Cheese Shop

Finding a Cheese Shop

I love cheese but recently I discovered... Maybe don't buy it at Walmart expecting an Epicurean experience. So I google some shops and have a look at what's in Indy.

Sep 28, 201907:46
TRIGGER WARNING: This Episode Is VERY Pro-Life

TRIGGER WARNING: This Episode Is VERY Pro-Life

I avoid just about all hot-button issues. But not this one. Nobody will EVER convince me that this is in ANY WAY ok. 

Sep 27, 201939:08
Everyone Panic About Vaping!

Everyone Panic About Vaping!

Once again people are going off half-cocked about a subject that the media is leaving out important facts about. Well, here's the straight dope.

Sep 12, 201912:56
The Rebellion Is Postponed So We Don't Miss "Big Brother".

The Rebellion Is Postponed So We Don't Miss "Big Brother".

Ah, the irony of it all. Most Big mouths on Flipboard are sub-par, braindead, obedient, consumers bowing to the will of their government masters. No time for actual rebellion, might miss the NFL.
Jul 21, 201909:59
Carmel, Indiana Bans Vaping

Carmel, Indiana Bans Vaping

A combination of self important rich people and ignorance brought us here.
Jul 16, 201910:16
Culture War I

Culture War I

Abortion has triggered the beginning of the American Culture War. How? And why? We were lead here.

Jun 04, 201914:41
May 26, 2019 - Mental F**kery

May 26, 2019 - Mental F**kery

If you really take time to think about it, there's a lot of hypocrisy in our country right now.
May 26, 201925:13
Plastic Ya'll

Plastic Ya'll

Happy Easter. Today segment, we talked about simplifying recipes you upload to the internet. And also, did you ever ask yourself why are plastic straws actually came from? The topic I mean.
Apr 21, 201913:19
Elitism Rules Politics

Elitism Rules Politics

They aren't just corrupt, they want all the money and to be top of the food chain. All of them, ALL OF THEM.
Mar 19, 201909:48
Flaming Hot Empathy

Flaming Hot Empathy

People today are losing the ability to empathize. That's not a good thing. And we have flaming hot everything. Even "Flamin' Hot Escargot". It's enough already.

Feb 17, 201917:19
Oh Really?

Oh Really?

Let's look at some lighter things in the news. Do child prodigys actually exist? Yes! And do cops REALLY like Donuts? Um, Duh!

Jan 09, 201910:40
Instagram Changed Temporarily - People Went Nuts

Instagram Changed Temporarily - People Went Nuts

We seriously need perspective. We get upset at all the little things and then when something major comes along, we just can't....

Jan 07, 201908:04
Resolution: Disengage And Change The Tides

Resolution: Disengage And Change The Tides

You don't have to lose your mind, have an aneurysm, and lose your peace because of politics. You can just decide to unplug. I can prove it works, and I have evidence.

Dec 30, 201824:30
Chaotic Good Party

Chaotic Good Party

I'm so tired of politics, misdirected anger, and Christmas haters. So now, I'm taking some issues to the wood shed.
Dec 04, 201817:12
The Truth about Progressives

The Truth about Progressives

A sitting congressman recently responded to reaction to his proposed bill which would confiscate assault weapons by saying people who resist could be nuked. Now we expose the truth about far left progressives and what it is they really want.
Nov 19, 201817:46
Next Show

Next Show

No big surprise that a lot of Democrats want to have a go with me. But now Republicans don't like me either. I must be doing something incredibly right.
Oct 24, 201800:37
Why You're Done Like Dinner and How's It's Your Own Fault

Why You're Done Like Dinner and How's It's Your Own Fault

Seriously. Every two years we run this tired drill, and it's always a rerun. Nothing changes and we all wonder why. Maybe it's not someone else's fault, maybe WE hold the blame. Everything from repeat offenders in office to prescriptions like Blinkitoff with four billion side effects worse than your chronic eye twitch and the non-stick, space age toilet seat that caused the affliction to begin with. Let's take a hard, yet, humorous look at it all.
Oct 09, 201815:51
Americans Overboard

Americans Overboard

We have a problem: They are lies.
Sep 07, 201813:36
2 Parties - NO Choices

2 Parties - NO Choices

We know nothing. But it's because the information was removed, and we have been given BAD information. On both sides. Fake news is literally ALL news now because it contains Op/Ed.
Aug 16, 201829:07
The Future Is Now! Eventually...

The Future Is Now! Eventually...

Oh you guys are going to love this one! Today we take a look at the insane world of Indiana road construction. We also have a look at endangered species and how exactly that will affect mankind long-term. And Marty McFly.
Jul 23, 201815:09
Twinkies and Blow

Twinkies and Blow

I'm in an odd sort of mood today. So I take on snack cakes, recreational drugs, and whether or not we should be able to put an outhouse on the White House lawn.
Jul 07, 201811:01
Stuff That's Been Bugging Me

Stuff That's Been Bugging Me

today, I'm tired of drama. I'm tired of drama caused by people who have a master's degree in business, but no experience whatsoever in the class called real life. I'm also mad because food pantries have really strict rules, because apparently charity has to have red tape.
Jul 03, 201816:17