The Wyrd Sisters

We are back with Secure Contain Protect round two. SCP in the secure UNIT! In this episode we bring you another three of our favourite frightening fictions from the OG online creative collective. Featuring SCP 2086, SCP 1875, and SCP 294. As always, we provide plenty of anecdotes to further enforce why the three of us may need special containment ourselves. Highlights include: the best drink known to man (spoilers, it's L&P), the first Wyrd Sisters discovered SCP: Tim Curry Teapot, and the fractured friendship of Lacey and Tay (will they learn to love again?). 

Content Warnings: Child death, abduction, mentions of food, mentions of alcohol

SCP 2086 is written by Morgiepie
SCP 1875 is written by TheMadStork
SCP 294 is written by far2

Our episode this week starts with the rising of the sun (king) and ends with the waning of the moon (king). Sandwiched in the middle is a collection of botched beheadings and effed-up executions so grim you’ll be glad you’re a nobody. Episode 29 is all about Rotten Royals. Highlights include: the importance of bathing, the truth behind your favourite childhood movie, and why you should never meet your heroes. Our stories are so awful they’ll make you say “Yuck… I love it!”

Content warnings: medical procedure, discussions of gore, violence involving animals, executions, death, torture, suicide, homophobia

Sources: OMGfacts.com, Tidsskriftet.com, Britannica, Hekoten International Journal of Medical Humanities, Stanford healthcare.org,

Smell you later, 2020! Hello 2021! Welcome back, coven, to another year of wyrd and wonderful shit delivered to you personally by your three favourite witches. In this episode we go back to our roots and share three grisly tales of murder from our hometowns. From singed, silk pyjamas to grotty balaclavas to petrified pooches, you're in for a wild ride. Who said Aussie true crime was boring? Some drongo, probably. 

Tangent topics include: face tattoos, an astronomical medical fuck up, Christmas desserts.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Sexual assault involving minors, Rape, Murder, Home Invasion, Abduction, Hit and Run.

Would you drink Laura’s blood cocktail? Sip the sweet nectar of Lacey’s swollen dry-shaved lumps? Tongue Tay’s eviscerated armpit? You might, if you’re the type to shimmy down chimneys in the dead of night to gain access to a stranger's home. We’re on to you, Fat Man. We know your ways. Come with us on the final episode of the hellish mess that has been 2020 - happy anniversary, coven! And pleasant holidays all round 💚💜🖤 

Content Warning: rape, murder, assault

Desert, Tundra, the funky Jungle. The trifecta of cursed expeditions. Let us take you on a round-the-world trip with these three idiotic tales. A race to the top of Australia - interrupted by rats, the polar bear war, and the holiday cabin from hell, and finally, a nine-month long walk home that ends in dysentery. You don't need your passport, you don't even have to leave your house, mate. Kick back and enjoy. Highlights include: Laura's Polar Bear Fact Corner and a lot of yelling. Big thank you to our wonderful La: friend of the pod and honorary coven member. They stand in for Lacey this week! Tune into episode 26 for a life update!

Content Warnings: Death, animal death, mention of slavery, we drop the C bomb a lot (Sorry mum!)

We'll put a spell on you. Come and explore the beautiful, mysterious, and misunderstood culture of Voudon, commonly known as Voodoo. This culture isn't all pins in dolls and hexes. We're talking A Game of Thrones levels of intrigue. Was the fact that Voodoo was so misunderstood, the force that gave it power? Come with us on this journey, and don't forget your plastic hairdressing cape. 

Content Warning: rape, slavery, graphic descriptions of gore and violence, murder

All Hallow's Eve approaches and we have three spectacular tales of haunting real estate just for you. Yes, you who is reading this description. We recorded this episode specifically for you because we love you. Ain't that grand? Now, follow us through the chapel... mind the oubliette. Then we'll pass by the trebuchet. Don't mind the drumming. We'll exit through the trapdoor into the dungeon. The neighbours are lovely... very high-spirited. 

As always, wash your hands, stay safe, and protect Halloween. 

Content/Trigger Warnings: child death, torture 

Double-double check your pill bottles, deduce your desserts, and maybe… don’t go to the theatre. Trust us, just don’t go. Stay in for dinner, but don’t sign any weird insurance policies from an estranged lover. Ok, don’t even bother with visitors. Just pop a couple of Tylenol and call us in the morning. Wait…

It’s Poison week and the first episode of Spooky Season 2020. Stay home, wash your hands, and listen to your favourite hags. We have three tantalising tales of murder, foul play, and everything that makes you sick. (Including a journey in which we get side-tracked by teeth.)

Content Warnings: mention of child death, Thalidomide, Terrorism, Hostage Situations

What is your precise time of birth? Do you have intimate knowledge of your sun, moon and rising signs? Are you a Libra man? We're here to let you know that none of it matters because any old idiot can take a bedazzled sex toy to your head, no matter your star sign. This week we investigate blinged-out phalluses, knives so flexible they break all the Hauge conventions, and an absolutely killer console - pun 100% intended.  

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include infant death, discussions of homophobia and hate crimes.

Father's Day, the day where spawn everywhere tear their hair out trying to decide which last-minute gift dad will hate the least: the overpriced chocolate golf balls or the Lynx Africa body wash set? We love you, Dad, we just don't know what to buy you. In honour of fathers everywhere, we're here to tell you about three top-tier terrible daddies: a god-fearing Lutheran, a Winchester-toting rancher, and an extremely sensuous horse. Sit back, relax, and ponder life's greatest questions with your friendly coven of willfully wyrd sisters - like, is it fighting capitalism to clean your washing machine with piss, or is Gwyneth Paltrow just the worst?

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include child death.

Volcanic eruption? Sounds like an excellent opportunity to surf on a crocodile. Why not? With a 36-metre tall tsunami cruising in, it doesn't look like either of you are making it out of this one anyway. Featuring a brief but embarrassing few seconds of exceedingly average singing, this week's episode is a few days behind but she is absolutely brimming with nature's vengeance. It's the revenge of Gaia with three terrifying tales of natural disasters from your favourite coven of creeps.

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include child death.

I fell in the pit. You fell in the pit. We all fell in the pit. As a tribute to one of the greatest musical compisitions of all time, this week's episode features (surprise) a pit. It also features new microphones! Revel in the slightly less tinny quality of our fortnightly screeching as we discuss three horrific disasters put in motion by man's own hand.  What is child labour against marginal profits? Would you value your pride over an entire city's ability to see? Of course you would! 

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include suicide and child death.

Some people listen to a story about a haunted rock that has murdered everyone who has ever owned it and cleverly reject that shit - other people get down on one knee and give it to the love of their life.  In week three of Victoria's stage three Covid lockdown we discuss three haunted objects that potentially have the power to flick you off this mortal coil. This is our last episode before The Wyrd Sisters receives an audio upgrade! Stay tuned for superior sound quality.

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include suicide.

Is it a romance when the girl you sweep off her feet has been dead long enough that her scalp has decayed away? No, Carl, it's not.  We're back to our regularly scheduled trio of traumatic tales for your aural pleasure. Listen along and answer some of life's greatest questions with us, like why do some people read 'triple murderer' and think 'choke me, daddy; and how many times can Tay say the word 'bizarre' in a fifteen minute segment? Let us know your count on our facebook page, along with which convicted murderer you'd like to court death with and what object you could see as your life partner.

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include necrophilia and rape.

Revenge. We've all thought about it: changing the password on your ex's Netflix account, ripping the head off a beloved sibling's barbie doll, absolutely annihilating the entire town that murdered your husband with birds and rags and dancing on the ashes...

Look, let's just get used to putting warnings on things because Laura doesn't know how to chill out and talk about something that isn't super depressing. This week our first story features animal abuse - if you want to skip please feel free to ahead go straight to the 37 minute mark.  Pass go,  collect your Covid governement money and wash your god damn hands

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include animal abuse and child abuse.

If you go out to the woods today you'll probably end up in a badly scripted student horror film.  Uni has been kicking our butts so we present you with an episode from the vault! Enjoy three tales of spooky clumps of trees complete with the pre-covid carefree chatter of the Wyrd Sisters. 

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include suicide and child abuse.

Happy Mother's Day witches! This year we made literally the worst mother's day podcast , just for you. Featuring that dumb bitch Diane Downs, white goods,  a hospital of blind doctors and the golden god himself, Fred Hugi. This episode features another GIANT WARNING: this episode is sad. Please be aware of the below trigger warnings.

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include child abuse, spousal abuse, and child death.

Kids are creepy. Secretly we're all frightened of anyone under the age of 15 and with good reason - murder babies are terrifying. Today we cover three cases concerning criminal children: Daniel Petry, Mary Bell, and Jesse Pomeroy. Let's just place a GIANT WARNING HERE: this episode is messed up. Please be aware of the below trigger warnings. 

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include child abuse, child death and sexual abuse.

We keep losing people in the woods and only David Paulides, Bigfoot Detective, knows where to find them. Would the Italian mob burn a bunch of kids alive to send a message? Maybe. We certainly don't know, but we're going to talk about it like we do. Tune in, wash your hands, and post 'CROATOAN' on your socials so everyone knows you're busy.  

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include child death.

By special listener request, this week we bring for you a trove of buck wild tales from the vaults of The SPC Foundation. Dive into the depths of internet-born horror. We begin with a soft drink, a VHS tape, and an eel. 

'Remember: We secure. We contain. We protect.' 

-The Administrator

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing.

What do you do with decrepit, haunted hospitals that have been the scene of gangland shootings and sadistic experiments? Slap on a coat of paint and chuck old people in them, of course. Seeing as we're all isolated thanks to COVID-19, why not relax and reminisce about the times when dumping not-quite-dead-yet plague victims on a pyre was in vogue?  Chill, wash your hands, have a kitkat. 

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing.

Spiders, piles of dirty clothing, the Blair Witch, mannequins, Scooby-Doo, and a single hair. Turns out weird kids with weird fears turn out to be weird adults with weirder podcasts. Welcome to the Wyrd Sisters Episode 8, where we retreive Lacey from the depths of a hospital supply closet and remember all the things that had us yelling for mum with the night light on. 

P.S. The Animals of Farthing Wood was fucked and we want to know who thought it was a good idea to make it a kids show.

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing.

Filled with bad puns and drop bears. Prepare to be wowed by tales of bogan aliens, evil billabongs, and the most horrifying beast our fair island has to offer: teenagers.

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains mentions of deceased Indiginous Australians and depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Further trigger warnings include mutilation and child death.

Microscopic leeches from the Amazon rainforest, ravenous shoals of flesh-stripping piranhas, Nelly Furtado: man-eaters all.  Happy pre-Valentines day, precious listeners. This week Tay, Laura and replacement Lacey (AKA Lauren) disgust and delight with three tales of terrifying creature consumption. Special thanks to Lauren for her help with this episode while Lacey recuperates from spinal surgery (thoughts and prayers). 

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Further trigger warnings include mutilation, Australians, and child death.

Some people collect coins, some people collect human skull soup bowls. This week The Wyrd Sisters are down to two as our dear Lacey undergoes emergency spinal surgery (seriously). Thankfully, special guest Lauren is with us to discuss three bizarre collections from around the world and across history. 

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Further trigger warnings include mutilation and child death. 

What do desquamation, freak propeller accidents and hypodermic cone shell needles have in common? They're all featured in The Wyrd Sisters' first episode of 2020. This week's oceanic theme takes us into the tragic fate of the Titanic and her sisters, the single largest instance of humans eaten alive by animals, and a cruisy tour of Australia's deadliest sea babies. 

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. 

'Twas three nights after Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a bearded, cookie-thieving home invader. Welcome listeners, to the Wyrd Sisters' Christmas episode. We are a day late for our regular scheduled broadcasting but fear not, for this week we bring you a whole host of creepy stories featuring spider men, mysterious axe murderers, and haunted tea kettles. 

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Further trigger warnings include infant death, child abuse/violence towards children, suicide and gore.

We made it to episode two! And we picked the most auspicious day possible to post it

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Further trigger warnings include animal death, gambling, rape, cannibalism, and gore.

Welcome to the first episode of The Wyrd Sisters, a podcast for the morbidly curious. Featuring three crones trapped in the prematurely creaky bodies of 20-something year olds, every fortnight we tell one another a disturbing tale linked by a single creepy theme. For episode one we set the tone with the (un)family-friendly theme of cannibalism! We talk Sawney Bean, Francisco Goya and cannibal frat boys. 

Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing.