The 3rd One Sucks

The 3rd One Sucks

By Dan Ellis & Mark Beall
The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.
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The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Mirai (2019).
This week we continue our journey with Mirai! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets put on the furry train with Andy Samberg to The Lonely Island? Thanks for joining us through our first season of the show listeners. We'll be back in September. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:19:47
July 23, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: The Boy & The Beast (2015).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with The Boy & The Beast! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets turned into a kabob due to the darkness inside all mankind. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:08:01
July 9, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Wolf Children (2012).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with Wolf Children! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets unceremoniously chucked into the back of a garbage truck while you weep openly in the rain. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:08:58
June 25, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Summer Wars (2009).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with Summer Wars! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets it's ass handed to it by a game loving AI. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd itch.io bundle- https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality (valid through June 15th) Humble Bundle- https://www.humblebundle.com/fight-for-racial-justice-bundle (valid through June 22) More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:19:06
June 11, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island (2005).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island! Join us and our first guest and longtime friend Katie Cheever as we decide which film is the best and which one we must be consumed to fuel the evil machinations of a lonely old pirate captain. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:07:05
May 28, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with The Girl Who Leapt Through Time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we would jump back in time to prevent from ever happening. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:05:12
May 14, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Digimon Adventure Pilot (1999) & Digimon Adventure: Our War Game (2000).
This week we start our first walk down a specific director's catalog with the works of Mamoru Hosoda. Starting with a double feature consisting of The Digimon Adventure Pilot/Short (1999) and Digimon Adventure: Our War Game (2000)! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is doomed to receive an awful localization full of C-Tier puns and constant talking over impactful moments. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:10:49
April 30, 2020
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be killed by the dark lord... but not really... and also a Voldemort fetus is there? Look, what's important is that Neville - Can - Get - It! Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:12:29
April 16, 2020
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is dropped into the bottom of a frozen lake somewhere... because reasons?. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:06:03
April 2, 2020
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to be "sNaPe KiLls DuMbLeDoRe!"'d. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:06:10
March 19, 2020
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to something something dead godfather. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:11:51
March 5, 2020
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Join us as we fight dragons, nearly drown and then... conquer a hedge maze? We have the task of sorting out which film is first and which one should have it's hand chopped off into a stew by our dark lord and savior. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:00:32
February 20, 2020
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Join us as we travel back in time to sort out which film comes out on top and which film should be mauled to death during a full moon. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:01:52
February 6, 2020
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! Join us as we "sword" out which film is the best and which one should be turned into a bleeding book and skewered. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
54:57
January 23, 2020
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Happy New Year, listeners! We're starting off the year by entering the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Join us as we sort out which film is the best and which one should we banished due to the true magic of motherly love?  PS, Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
52:12
January 9, 2020
Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1970) & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (1979)
Happy Holidays! This week we finish up our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Santa Claus is Coming to Town & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should have it's sentience ripped away because someone threw a pistol at a scepter. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:03:12
December 25, 2019
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) & Rudolph's Shiny New Year (1976)
Happy  Holidays! This week we continue our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer & Rudolph's Shiny New Year! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be lost to the literal sands of time. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:02:26
December 12, 2019
Frosty The Snowman (1969) & Frosty's Winter Wonderland (1976)
Happy Holidays! Much to Mark's chagrin we are tackling a Frosty Double Feature this week as we begin our mini Rankin & Bass Marathon! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be left to melt in a greenhouse out in the middle of nowhere. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:04:05
November 28, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
In this episode we tackle the 2016 entry TMNT: Out of the Shadows. Join us for the TMNT finale as we decide which film's the best and which one gets sent packing back to Dimension X. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1:10:57
November 14, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
In this episode we tackle the 2014 reboot that is definitely NOT a Michael Bay movie (except in all the ways that matter). Join us as we decide which film in the franchise is the best and which one is forced to share their feelings with other adult men which as we all know is THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
50:47
October 31, 2019
TMNT (2007)
In  this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT 2007! Time to decide which movie is the best and which  one  deserves to be comically knocked into a portal by a clumsy cryptid. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
53:44
October 17, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
In this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT III! Time to decide which movie is the best and which  one deserves to be trebucheted off a roof in feudal Japan. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
49:33
October 3, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
In this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze. We debut a brand new segment called "I Can Fix This!" and we decide which movie is the best and which one deserves to have a dock dropped on it outside a Vanilla Ice concert. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
54:18
October 3, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
In our premiere episode Dan and Mark tackle the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Directed by Steve Barron and based on the comic books created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. Join us as we start are intrepid journey into new podcast waters and decide which movie in this franchise deserves to be number one and which one deserves to be dropped from a rooftop into a garbage truck and compacted. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
44:01
August 31, 2019