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The 3rd One Sucks

The 3rd One Sucks

By Dan Ellis & Mark Beall
The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.
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The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Belle (2021)
This week we return to filmography of Mamoru Hosoda and talk about his newest film Belle! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a boy who is just real passionate about kayaking. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:44:52
May 26, 2022
Evangelion: 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon A Time (2021)
This week we conclude our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon A Time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is both imaginary and fictional. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
02:04:01
May 12, 2022
Evangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo (2012)
This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a mind blowing finale. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:52:47
April 28, 2022
Evangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance (2009)
This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one folks are probably gonna be mad at us about after this episode. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:49:47
April 14, 2022
Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone (2007)
Once more with feeling! This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one rehashes six episodes of television from 1995. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:10:34
March 31, 2022
The End of Evangelion (1997)
This week we face the apocalypse as we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with The End of Evangelion! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the lowest of the low. Timestamps for mentions of childhood sexual assault for those who wish to avoid them. 11:00 - 14:33 (Hospital Scene) 38:08 - 40:36 (Elevator) 55:43 - 56:36 (Fusion of Adam and Lilith) Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:56:11
March 17, 2022
Evangelion:Death (True)2 (1998)
This week we begin our mad dash towards the apocalypse as we start our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion, starting with Evangelion:Death (True)2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the one that deserves to die. Timestamps for discussion of suicide and self harm if that is something you wish to avoid. Suicide: 39:19 - 41:00 Self Harm: 43:10 - 44:09 If I missed anything shoot me a message and I'll add more timestamps here. - Dan Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:37:42
March 03, 2022
Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
This week we're once again joined by Cory from Vibe Proficiency (@vibeproficiency on Twitter) as we conclude our most non-heinous trek through the Bill & Ted-iverse with Bill & Ted Face the Music! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one may or may not be a worse version of Adam McKay and Judd Apatow's 2008 hit comedy Step Brothers starring Will Farrell and John C Reilly? Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:30:04
February 17, 2022
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
This week we're once again joined by Cory from Vibe Proficiency (@vibeproficiency on Twitter) as we continue our most non-heinous trek through the Bill & Ted-iverse with Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one includes a game of Twister with Death. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:09:47
February 03, 2022
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
This week we're joined by Cory from Vibe Proficiency (@vibeproficiency on Twitter) as we start our most non-heinous trek through the Bill & Ted-iverse with Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one somehow fell completely out of it's armor. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:20:55
January 20, 2022
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Look at us putting out an episode during the release window of a film for once! This week we finish up our journey through The Matrix (for now at least) with The Matrix Resurrections! Join Mark, Dan and our guest Seraph as we decide which film is the best and which one is a nesting doll of meta all the way down. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
02:17:41
January 06, 2022
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
This week we get into it with The Matrix Revolutions! Join us yet again as we along with our guest Seraph decide which film is the best and which one really leans into the whole Cyber Christ symbology thing. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:25:28
December 23, 2021
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
This week we get into it with The Matrix Reloaded! Join us and our guest Seraph as we decide which film is the best and which one features early 2000s CG that 2/3 of our hosts can't stand. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:16:39
December 09, 2021
The Matrix (1999)
Welcome back as we kick off Season 3 with The Matrix! Join us and our guest Seraph as we decide which film is the best and which one is a disease, a cancer of this planet. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:39:03
November 25, 2021
MANIA (2018) [Sophomore Slump]
Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We finish up our pilot run with Fall Out Boy's "MANIA"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is secretly just a thermostat? Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/16xtTZvPH6PXcwSqYqJHHG Timestamps for songs if you get desynched: 1. "Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea" - 6:49  2. "The Last Of The Real Ones" - 9:40  3. "HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON'T" - 13:31  4. "Wilson (Expensive Mistakes)" - 17:01  5.  "Church" - 20:38  6. "Heaven's Gate" - 24:10  7. "Champion" - 27:56  8. "Sunshine Riptide"- 31:10  9. "Young And Menace" - 34:33  10. "Bishops Knife Trick" - 38:17  Dan & Sun's Fall Out Boy Playlists: Dan - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1jsOVDs1xG6HfoD2xMNhgC Sun - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2xQUzlSfKvyDrQmXivEs27 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks tiktok.com/@the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan and Sun. Mixed and Edited by Dan. Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
53:04
November 11, 2021
American Beauty/American Psycho (2015) [Sophomore Slump]
Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're continuing our pilot run through Fall Out Boy's discography with "American Beauty/American Psycho"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is the "horniest". Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/022DrG7Wp2PSCwzuD0bSzT Timestamps for songs if you get desynched: 1. "Irresistable" - 4:50  2. "American Beauty/American Psycho" - 8:18  3. "Centuries" - 11:33  4. "The Kids Aren't Alright" - 15:21  5.  "Uma Thurman" - 19:43  6. "Jet Pack Blues" - 23:15  7. "Novocaine" - 26:13  8. "Fourth of July"- 30:00  9. "Favorite Record" - 33:45  10. "Immortals" - 37:07  11. "Twin Skeleton's (Hotel in NYC)" - 40:17  Corrections & Clarifications: The video game level Dan couldn't recall the name of during "Uma Thurman" was "Launch Base Zone" from "Sonic The Hedgehog 3". Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan and Sun. Mixed and Edited by Dan. Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
51:07
October 28, 2021
Save Rock and Roll (2013) [Sophomore Slump]
Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're continuing our pilot run through Fall Out Boy's discography with "Save Rock and Roll"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one features elves plotting to murder Santa? Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5jKMfS57mHTHzlSFGfPFxU Timestamps for songs if you get desynched: 1. "The Phoenix" - 09:17  2. "My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)" - 13:21  3. "Alone Together" - 16:28  4. "Where Did the Party Go" - 19:51  5.  "Just One Yesterday" - 23:54  6. "The Mighty Fall - 27:59  7. "Miss Missing You" - 31:32  8. "Death Valley"- 35:03  9. "Young Volcanoes" - 38:50  10. "Rat a Tat" - 42:14  11. "Save Rock and Roll" - 46:16  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan and Sun. Mixed and Edited by Dan. Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
58:40
October 14, 2021
Folie à Deux (2008) [Sophomore Slump]
Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're continuing our pilot run through Fall Out Boy's discography with "Folie à Deux"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one contains easily the worst FOB track Dan has heard to date. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/6KOWjVP0mh5rOqmzm4tkPD Timestamps for songs if you get desynched: 1. "Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes" - 05:56  2. "I Don't Care" - 10:16  3. "She's My Winona" - 13:51  4. "America's Suitehearts" - 17:42  5.  "Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet" - 21:20  6. "The (Shipped) Gold Standard" - 25:11  7. "(Coffee's for Closers)" - 28:29  8. "What a Catch, Donnie" - 33:05  9. "27" - 37:55  10. "Tiffany Blews" - 41: 08 11. "w.a.m.s." - 44:52  12. "20 Dollar Nose Bleed" - 49:26 13. "West Coast Smoker" - 53:47  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted  by Dan and Sun. Mixed and Edited by Dan. Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:02:49
September 30, 2021
Infinity on High (2007) [Sophomore Slump]
Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're continuing our pilot run through Fall Out Boy's discography with "Infinity on High"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one sticks a piano ballad between two absolute bangers for no good reason. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/2Fd3LbDN1VzQj1BDb8gk4j Timestamps for songs if you get desynched:  1. "Thriller" - 10:40  2. "The Take Over, The Breaks Over" - 14:08  3. "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" - 17:42  4. "I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)" - 21:14  5.  "Hum Hallelujah" - 24:45  6. "Golden" - 28:36  7. "Thnks fr th Mmrs" - 31:08  8. "Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?" - 34:32  9. "The (After) Life of the Party" - 37:24  10. "The Carpal Tunnel of Love" - 45:46  11. "Bang the Doldrums" - 44:09  12. "Fame < Infamy" - 47:40  13. "You're Crashing, But You're No Wave" - 50:50  14. "I've Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers" - 54:29  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan and Sun. Mixed and Edited by Dan. Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:04:34
September 16, 2021
From Under the Cork Tree (2005) [Sophomore Slump]
Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're continuing our pilot run through Fall Out Boy's discography with "From Under the Cork Tree"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one makes self-harm sound a bit too saccharine for Dan's liking.  Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5nkUSlIhtoJZMOUlB0sNCp   Timestamps for songs if you get desynched:  1. "Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued" - 9:43   2. "Of All the Gin Joints in All the World" - 12:52   3. "Dance, Dance" - 16:03   4. "Sugar, We're Going Down" - 19:03   5.  "Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner" - 22:52   6. "I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)" - 26:13   7. "7 Minutes in Heaven (Atavan Halen)" - 29:23    8. "Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year" - 32:26   9. "Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends" - 35:50    10. "I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me" - 39:35    11. "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More 'Touch Me'" - 42:45   12. "Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows)" - 45:34  13. "XO" - 49:02  Contact us at:  twitter.com/the3rdonesucks    the3rdonesucks@gmail.com   The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted  by Dan and Sun.    Mixed and Edited by Dan.   Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan.   The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
57:37
September 02, 2021
Take This to Your Grave (2003) [Sophomore Slump]
Welcome listeners to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're kicking off this pilot run with Fall Out Boy and their debut record Take This to Your Grave! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one includes an unfortunately misogynistic song title.  Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7l4nnHG7upOnUM4WvAjToY   Timestamps for songs if you get desynched:  1. "Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today" - 11:46   2. "Dead on Arrival" - 15:15   3. "Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy" - 18:48   4. "Saturday" - 21:41   5. "Homesick at Space Camp" - 25:17   6. "Sending Postcards from a Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here)" - 28:23   7. "Chicago Is So Two Years Ago" - 31:23   8. "The Pros and Cons of Breathing" - 34:42   9. "Grenade Jumper" - 38:04   10. "Calm Before the Storm" - 41:03   11. "Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over" - 45:30   12. "The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes" - 47:49  Corrections & Clarifications:   The Motion City Soundtrack song Dan couldn't remember the name of was "Everything is Alright".   Pete Wentz has not defined his sexuality in an official capacity publicly.  We bring this up in the next episode.  The Taking Back Sunday song Dan couldn't remember the name of was "Cute Without the 'E' (Cut from the Team)".  Contact us at:  twitter.com/the3rdonesucks   the3rdonesucks@gmail.com   The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan and Sun.    Mixed and Edited by Dan.   Into/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan.   The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.   Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
59:03
August 19, 2021
Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one... um... look this one ain't great, y'all. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:29:20
August 19, 2021
Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi (2017)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one includes a character named Don't Join Slicer. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:58:39
August 05, 2021
Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one JJ Abrams directed. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:32:24
July 22, 2021
Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a tribe of racially insensitive teddy bears. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:15:24
July 08, 2021
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars:  Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Luke getting Punk'd by a Muppet. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:14:26
June 24, 2021
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one includes two old space wizards wagging pool noodles at each other for it's big sword fight. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:17:06
June 10, 2021
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Rogue One: A Star Wars Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features Blue Squadron. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:27:20
May 27, 2021
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Solo: A Star Wars Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one literally objectifies a character fighting for liberation and autonomy. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:41:46
May 14, 2021
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one fails to pay off a three episode long arc. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com 
01:14:17
April 29, 2021
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:12:34
April 15, 2021
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
This week we are diving headfirst into contentious territory as we finally tackle Star Wars, starting, controversially, with Episode I: The Phantom Menace! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Jar Jar Binks. Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:06:24
April 01, 2021
Pitch Perfect 3 (2017)
Jake Mason joins us again as we complete our journey through Pitch Perfect with Pitch Perfect 3! Join us as we decide which film is the best and  which one proves the namesake of this podcast. Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:29:40
March 18, 2021
Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
Jake Mason joins us again as we continue our journey through Pitch Perfect with Pitch Perfect 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features an appearance by the Green Bay Packers! While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:23:19
March 04, 2021
Pitch Perfect (2012)
This week Jake Mason joins us as we dive into the Pitch Perfect franchise with, well... Pitch Perfect! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has an incredibly bizarre and offensive DJ joke for no real reason! While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:34:02
February 18, 2021
The NeverEnding Story III: Escape From Fantasia (1994)
This week we both return to and escape from The NeverEnding Story III: Escape From Fantasia (Originally subtitled "Return to Fantasia" in keeping with the German version which was subtitled "Rettung aus Phantasien")! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one contains a "Born to Be Wild" in it for some reason. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:10:16
February 04, 2021
The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)
This week we turn the page and tackle The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Nimbly in it. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:14:23
January 21, 2021
The NeverEnding Story (1984)
Turn around and look at what you see as we jump head first into the pages of The NeverEnding Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be consumed by the existential terror that is swallowing the world whole. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:05:55
January 07, 2021
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
Deck the halls everyone, it's time for The Muppet Christmas Carol!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be haunted into repentance by three time based Christmas specters. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:18:11
December 24, 2020
Muppet's Most Wanted (2014)
It's good to be together again, again, as we go on a manhunt with Muppet's Most Wanted!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is actually an evil facsimile with a bad Russian accent. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:10:41
December 10, 2020
The Muppets (2011)
Life's a happy song with someone by your side to tackle The Muppets! The, uh, 2011 film... We won't physically tackle any Muppets, promise.  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets kidnapped, strapped to a chair and presented in the third act as a celebrity guest. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever.  https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:19:43
November 26, 2020
Muppets From Space (1999)
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Muppets From Space! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one died on the way back to it's home planet. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground as you are able. You can find the usual links to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:05:32
November 25, 2020
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Shiver me timbers and long john me silvers, The Muppets set sail to Treasure Island!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one stars the future voice of 2-D of Gorillaz fame. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground as you are able. You can find the usual links to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:06:33
October 29, 2020
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
The Muppets are out to make it big in the big apple with The Muppets Take Manhattan!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is forced to work at a kennel imprisoning its own kind.  While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground as you are able. You can find the usual links to help out BLM at the links below.  https://www.naacpldf.org/  https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd  More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/  Contact us at:  twitter.com/the3rdonesucks  the3rdonesucks@gmail.com  The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.  Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.  Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.  Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis.  The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.  Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:05:33
October 15, 2020
The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
The Muppets are back to steal you hearts with The Great Muppet Caper! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the equivalent of a cursed Miss Piggy outfit on a motorcycle. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground as you are able. You can find the usual links to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:11:49
October 01, 2020
The Muppet Movie (1979)
Welcome back for Season 2! We're kicking things off with Jim Henson's Muppets. Starting with The Muppet Movie! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets scared off by the world's largest and most animalisic drummer.  (We beg you to stick around after the credits for what might be the hardest either of us have laughed on this show.) While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground as you are able. You can find the usual links to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:07:36
September 17, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Mirai (2019).
This week we continue our journey with Mirai! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets put on the furry train with Andy Samberg to The Lonely Island? Thanks for joining us through our first season of the show listeners. We'll be back in September. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:19:47
July 23, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: The Boy & The Beast (2015).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with The Boy & The Beast! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets turned into a kabob due to the darkness inside all mankind. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:08:01
July 09, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Wolf Children (2012).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with Wolf Children! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets unceremoniously chucked into the back of a garbage truck while you weep openly in the rain. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:08:59
June 25, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Summer Wars (2009).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with Summer Wars! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets it's ass handed to it by a game loving AI. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd itch.io bundle- https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality (valid through June 15th) Humble Bundle- https://www.humblebundle.com/fight-for-racial-justice-bundle (valid through June 22) More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:19:07
June 11, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island (2005).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island! Join us and our first guest and longtime friend Katie Cheever as we decide which film is the best and which one we must be consumed to fuel the evil machinations of a lonely old pirate captain. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:07:05
May 28, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with The Girl Who Leapt Through Time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we would jump back in time to prevent from ever happening. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:05:13
May 14, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Digimon Adventure Pilot (1999) & Digimon Adventure: Our War Game (2000).
This week we start our first walk down a specific director's catalog with the works of Mamoru Hosoda. Starting with a double feature consisting of The Digimon Adventure Pilot/Short (1999) and Digimon Adventure: Our War Game (2000)! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is doomed to receive an awful localization full of C-Tier puns and constant talking over impactful moments. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:10:49
April 30, 2020
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be killed by the dark lord... but not really... and also a Voldemort fetus is there? Look, what's important is that Neville - Can - Get - It! Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:12:30
April 16, 2020
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is dropped into the bottom of a frozen lake somewhere... because reasons?. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:06:03
April 02, 2020
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to be "sNaPe KiLls DuMbLeDoRe!"'d. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:06:10
March 19, 2020
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to something something dead godfather. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:11:52
March 05, 2020
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Join us as we fight dragons, nearly drown and then... conquer a hedge maze? We have the task of sorting out which film is first and which one should have it's hand chopped off into a stew by our dark lord and savior. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:00:33
February 20, 2020
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Join us as we travel back in time to sort out which film comes out on top and which film should be mauled to death during a full moon. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:01:53
February 06, 2020
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! Join us as we "sword" out which film is the best and which one should be turned into a bleeding book and skewered. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
54:57
January 23, 2020
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Happy New Year, listeners! We're starting off the year by entering the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Join us as we sort out which film is the best and which one should we banished due to the true magic of motherly love?  PS, Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
52:13
January 09, 2020
Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1970) & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (1979)
Happy Holidays! This week we finish up our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Santa Claus is Coming to Town & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should have it's sentience ripped away because someone threw a pistol at a scepter. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:03:13
December 25, 2019
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) & Rudolph's Shiny New Year (1976)
Happy  Holidays! This week we continue our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer & Rudolph's Shiny New Year! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be lost to the literal sands of time. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:02:27
December 12, 2019
Frosty The Snowman (1969) & Frosty's Winter Wonderland (1976)
Happy Holidays! Much to Mark's chagrin we are tackling a Frosty Double Feature this week as we begin our mini Rankin & Bass Marathon! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be left to melt in a greenhouse out in the middle of nowhere. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:04:06
November 28, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
In this episode we tackle the 2016 entry TMNT: Out of the Shadows. Join us for the TMNT finale as we decide which film's the best and which one gets sent packing back to Dimension X. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:10:58
November 14, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
In this episode we tackle the 2014 reboot that is definitely NOT a Michael Bay movie (except in all the ways that matter). Join us as we decide which film in the franchise is the best and which one is forced to share their feelings with other adult men which as we all know is THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
50:47
October 31, 2019
TMNT (2007)
In  this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT 2007! Time to decide which movie is the best and which  one  deserves to be comically knocked into a portal by a clumsy cryptid. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
53:45
October 17, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
In this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT III! Time to decide which movie is the best and which  one deserves to be trebucheted off a roof in feudal Japan. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
49:33
October 03, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
In this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze. We debut a brand new segment called "I Can Fix This!" and we decide which movie is the best and which one deserves to have a dock dropped on it outside a Vanilla Ice concert. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
54:19
October 03, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
In our premiere episode Dan and Mark tackle the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Directed by Steve Barron and based on the comic books created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. Join us as we start are intrepid journey into new podcast waters and decide which movie in this franchise deserves to be number one and which one deserves to be dropped from a rooftop into a garbage truck and compacted. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
44:01
August 31, 2019