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The 3rd One Sucks

The 3rd One Sucks

By Dan Ellis & Mark Beall
The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.
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Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one includes two old space wizards wagging pool noodles at each other for it's big sword fight. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:17:06
June 10, 2021
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Rogue One: A Star Wars Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features Blue Squadron. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:27:20
May 27, 2021
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Solo: A Star Wars Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one literally objectifies a character fighting for liberation and autonomy. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:41:46
May 14, 2021
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one fails to pay off a three episode long arc. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com 
01:14:17
April 29, 2021
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:12:34
April 15, 2021
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
This week we are diving headfirst into contentious territory as we finally tackle Star Wars, starting, controversially, with Episode I: The Phantom Menace! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Jar Jar Binks. Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:06:24
April 1, 2021
Pitch Perfect 3 (2017)
Jake Mason joins us again as we complete our journey through Pitch Perfect with Pitch Perfect 3! Join us as we decide which film is the best and  which one proves the namesake of this podcast. Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:29:40
March 18, 2021
Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
Jake Mason joins us again as we continue our journey through Pitch Perfect with Pitch Perfect 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features an appearance by the Green Bay Packers! While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:23:19
March 4, 2021
Pitch Perfect (2012)
This week Jake Mason joins us as we dive into the Pitch Perfect franchise with, well... Pitch Perfect! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has an incredibly bizarre and offensive DJ joke for no real reason! While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:34:02
February 18, 2021
The NeverEnding Story III: Escape From Fantasia (1994)
This week we both return to and escape from The NeverEnding Story III: Escape From Fantasia (Originally subtitled "Return to Fantasia" in keeping with the German version which was subtitled "Rettung aus Phantasien")! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one contains a "Born to Be Wild" in it for some reason. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:10:16
February 4, 2021
The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)
This week we turn the page and tackle The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Nimbly in it. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:14:23
January 21, 2021
The NeverEnding Story (1984)
Turn around and look at what you see as we jump head first into the pages of The NeverEnding Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be consumed by the existential terror that is swallowing the world whole. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:05:55
January 7, 2021
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
Deck the halls everyone, it's time for The Muppet Christmas Carol!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be haunted into repentance by three time based Christmas specters. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:18:11
December 24, 2020
Muppet's Most Wanted (2014)
It's good to be together again, again, as we go on a manhunt with Muppet's Most Wanted!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is actually an evil facsimile with a bad Russian accent. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:10:41
December 10, 2020
The Muppets (2011)
Life's a happy song with someone by your side to tackle The Muppets! The, uh, 2011 film... We won't physically tackle any Muppets, promise.  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets kidnapped, strapped to a chair and presented in the third act as a celebrity guest. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever.  https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:19:43
November 26, 2020
Muppets From Space (1999)
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Muppets From Space! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one died on the way back to it's home planet. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground as you are able. You can find the usual links to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:05:32
November 25, 2020
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Shiver me timbers and long john me silvers, The Muppets set sail to Treasure Island!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one stars the future voice of 2-D of Gorillaz fame. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground as you are able. You can find the usual links to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:06:33
October 29, 2020
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
The Muppets are out to make it big in the big apple with The Muppets Take Manhattan!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is forced to work at a kennel imprisoning its own kind.  While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground as you are able. You can find the usual links to help out BLM at the links below.  https://www.naacpldf.org/  https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd  More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/  Contact us at:  twitter.com/the3rdonesucks  the3rdonesucks@gmail.com  The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.  Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.  Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.  Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis.  The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.  Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:05:33
October 15, 2020
The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
The Muppets are back to steal you hearts with The Great Muppet Caper! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the equivalent of a cursed Miss Piggy outfit on a motorcycle. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground as you are able. You can find the usual links to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:11:49
October 1, 2020
The Muppet Movie (1979)
Welcome back for Season 2! We're kicking things off with Jim Henson's Muppets. Starting with The Muppet Movie! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets scared off by the world's largest and most animalisic drummer.  (We beg you to stick around after the credits for what might be the hardest either of us have laughed on this show.) While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground as you are able. You can find the usual links to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:07:36
September 17, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Mirai (2019).
This week we continue our journey with Mirai! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets put on the furry train with Andy Samberg to The Lonely Island? Thanks for joining us through our first season of the show listeners. We'll be back in September. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:19:47
July 23, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: The Boy & The Beast (2015).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with The Boy & The Beast! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets turned into a kabob due to the darkness inside all mankind. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:08:01
July 9, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Wolf Children (2012).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with Wolf Children! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets unceremoniously chucked into the back of a garbage truck while you weep openly in the rain. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:08:59
June 25, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Summer Wars (2009).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with Summer Wars! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets it's ass handed to it by a game loving AI. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd itch.io bundle- https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality (valid through June 15th) Humble Bundle- https://www.humblebundle.com/fight-for-racial-justice-bundle (valid through June 22) More ways to help- https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:19:07
June 11, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island (2005).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island! Join us and our first guest and longtime friend Katie Cheever as we decide which film is the best and which one we must be consumed to fuel the evil machinations of a lonely old pirate captain. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:07:05
May 28, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006).
This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with The Girl Who Leapt Through Time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we would jump back in time to prevent from ever happening. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:05:13
May 14, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Digimon Adventure Pilot (1999) & Digimon Adventure: Our War Game (2000).
This week we start our first walk down a specific director's catalog with the works of Mamoru Hosoda. Starting with a double feature consisting of The Digimon Adventure Pilot/Short (1999) and Digimon Adventure: Our War Game (2000)! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is doomed to receive an awful localization full of C-Tier puns and constant talking over impactful moments. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:10:49
April 30, 2020
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be killed by the dark lord... but not really... and also a Voldemort fetus is there? Look, what's important is that Neville - Can - Get - It! Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:12:30
April 16, 2020
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is dropped into the bottom of a frozen lake somewhere... because reasons?. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:06:03
April 2, 2020
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to be "sNaPe KiLls DuMbLeDoRe!"'d. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:06:10
March 19, 2020
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to something something dead godfather. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:11:52
March 5, 2020
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Join us as we fight dragons, nearly drown and then... conquer a hedge maze? We have the task of sorting out which film is first and which one should have it's hand chopped off into a stew by our dark lord and savior. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:00:33
February 20, 2020
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Join us as we travel back in time to sort out which film comes out on top and which film should be mauled to death during a full moon. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:01:53
February 6, 2020
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! Join us as we "sword" out which film is the best and which one should be turned into a bleeding book and skewered. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
54:57
January 23, 2020
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Happy New Year, listeners! We're starting off the year by entering the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Join us as we sort out which film is the best and which one should we banished due to the true magic of motherly love?  PS, Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
52:13
January 9, 2020
Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1970) & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (1979)
Happy Holidays! This week we finish up our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Santa Claus is Coming to Town & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should have it's sentience ripped away because someone threw a pistol at a scepter. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:03:13
December 25, 2019
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) & Rudolph's Shiny New Year (1976)
Happy  Holidays! This week we continue our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer & Rudolph's Shiny New Year! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be lost to the literal sands of time. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:02:27
December 12, 2019
Frosty The Snowman (1969) & Frosty's Winter Wonderland (1976)
Happy Holidays! Much to Mark's chagrin we are tackling a Frosty Double Feature this week as we begin our mini Rankin & Bass Marathon! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be left to melt in a greenhouse out in the middle of nowhere. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
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November 28, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
In this episode we tackle the 2016 entry TMNT: Out of the Shadows. Join us for the TMNT finale as we decide which film's the best and which one gets sent packing back to Dimension X. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
01:10:58
November 14, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
In this episode we tackle the 2014 reboot that is definitely NOT a Michael Bay movie (except in all the ways that matter). Join us as we decide which film in the franchise is the best and which one is forced to share their feelings with other adult men which as we all know is THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
50:47
October 31, 2019
TMNT (2007)
In  this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT 2007! Time to decide which movie is the best and which  one  deserves to be comically knocked into a portal by a clumsy cryptid. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
53:45
October 17, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
In this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT III! Time to decide which movie is the best and which  one deserves to be trebucheted off a roof in feudal Japan. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
49:33
October 3, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
In this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze. We debut a brand new segment called "I Can Fix This!" and we decide which movie is the best and which one deserves to have a dock dropped on it outside a Vanilla Ice concert. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. Vocals on "I Can Fix This!" by Austin Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
54:19
October 3, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
In our premiere episode Dan and Mark tackle the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Directed by Steve Barron and based on the comic books created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. Join us as we start are intrepid journey into new podcast waters and decide which movie in this franchise deserves to be number one and which one deserves to be dropped from a rooftop into a garbage truck and compacted. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
44:01
August 31, 2019