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The 3rd One Sucks

The 3rd One Sucks

By Dan Ellis & Mark Beall

The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.
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Pitch Perfect (2012)

The 3rd One SucksFeb 18, 2021

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014)

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014)

This week we're talking about 2014's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one decided to let a white woman sing "Hanging Tree".


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Timestamps:

Preamble - 00:00

Intro - 00:38

Audience Review - 1:32

First Watch (This is a Chvrches podcast now!) - 3:24

Film Talk - 7:58

Palestine - 29:00

Back to Film Talk - 38:42

Ranking Time (ACAB & ADGTH) - 1:17:31

Outtake - 1:22:47


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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Mar 28, 202401:23:14
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

This week we continue our journey through The Hunger Games franchise with The Hunger Games: Catching Fire! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one wants us be cool with an elderly lady walking into a chemical weapon fog in a sacrificial gesture for her more able bodied comrades.


Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:05

First Watch - 3:43

Film Talk - 5:55

Ranking Time - 1:30:34

Outtakes - 1:31:31


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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Mar 14, 202401:32:54
The Hunger Games (2012)

The Hunger Games (2012)

This week we begin our journey through The Hunger Games franchise with (shocker) The Hunger Games. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has the kid from Zathura in it!


Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:12

What Have We Been Watching? - 3:40

First Watch - 10:43

Film Talk - 18:31


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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

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The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Feb 29, 202401:19:33
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

This week we finish catching up on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one wants to milk you for your blood!


Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:02

First Watch - 3:06

Film Talk - 7:55

Ranking Time - 1:40:38


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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Feb 15, 202401:46:53
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (2022)

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (2022)

This week we continue catching up on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one IS A SPACESHIP!


Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 0:50

First Watch - 3:16

Film Talk - 6:54

Ranking Time - 1:04:50


Notes: Since the time of this recording I have purchased and read The Last Ronin. It was pretty good. Apologies to the tremendously talented Kat Graham for mispronouncing her name in the intro.


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The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Feb 01, 202401:09:10
Turtles Forever (2009)

Turtles Forever (2009)

We are finally back to talking about movies! In particular we're kicking off Season 5 proper by jumping back into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Turtles Forever! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is too cool for school!


Timestamps:

Pre-roll - 00:00

Intro - 00:39

Audience Review - 1:53

Franchise Experience - 2:51

Film Talk - 19:39

Ranking Time - 1:09:46


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Jan 18, 202401:14:35
Carly Rae Jepsen - The Loveliest Time (2023) [Sophomore Slump]

Carly Rae Jepsen - The Loveliest Time (2023) [Sophomore Slump]

Pals, our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen finally draws to a close for the time being with 2023's The Loveliest Time! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has CRJ's worst song on it according to me, Bleachers!


Listen along at home at:

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Timestamps:

1. Anything to Be with You - 14:55

2. Kamikaze - 18:12

3. After Last Night - 21:12

4. Aeroplanes - 24:40

5. Shy Boy - 28:01

6. Kollage - 31:31

7. Shadow - 35:47

8. Psychedelic Switch - 38:37

9. So Right - 43:09

10. Come Over - 46:46

11. Put It to Rest - 49:40

12. Stadium Love - 53:00

13. Weekend Love - 55:50


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This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Jan 04, 202401:20:54
Carly Rae Jepsen - The Loneliest Time (2022) [Sophomore Slump]

Carly Rae Jepsen - The Loneliest Time (2022) [Sophomore Slump]

This week our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen continues with 2022's The Loneliest Time! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a hardy endorsement from... Rae-cists?!


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/3l2Gi0hMjZV2uvKoWlFkoQ


Timestamps:

1. Surrender My Heart - 12:13

2. Joshua Tree - 15:04

3. Talking to Yourself - 17:32

4. Far Away - 20:26

5. Sideways - 23:25

6. Beach House - 25:43

7. Bends - 28:11

8. Western Wind - 31:27

9. So Nice - 35:12

10. Bad Thing Twice - 38:50

11. Shooting Star - 42:05

12. Go Find Yourself or Whatever - 45:27

13. The Loneliest Time - 50:08

14. Anxious - 54:43

15. No Thinking Over the Weekend - 57:40

16. Keep Away - 1:02:23


Note: The resequenced version differs slightly from what is mentioned in the episode. Namely the swapping of Beach House and So Nice with one another.


The Loneliest Time (Resequenced) - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2UtP7QWiBU5buqJUfUAngo


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This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Dec 21, 202301:25:30
Carly Rae Jepsen - Dedicated Side B (2020) [Sophomore Slump]

Carly Rae Jepsen - Dedicated Side B (2020) [Sophomore Slump]

This week our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen continues with 2020's Dedicated Side B! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one features me, Bleachers from Bleachers.


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7oHKKCXCFIv3J1Yh5F08pu


Timestamps:

1. This Love Isn't Crazy - 8:50

2. Window - 12:43

3. Felt This Way - 16:04

4. Stay Away - 19:40

5. This Is What They Say - 23:15

6. Heartbeat - 26:53

7. Summer Love - 31:04

8. Fake Mona Lisa - 34:20

9. Let's Sort The Whole Thing Out - 36:33

10. Comeback - 40:26

11. Solo - 44:12

12. Now I Don't Hate California After All - 47:27


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This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Dec 07, 202301:09:10
Carly Rae Jepsen - Dedicated (2019) [Sophomore Slump]

Carly Rae Jepsen - Dedicated (2019) [Sophomore Slump]

This week our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen continues with 2019's Dedicated! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one straight up stole a song from Miss Piggy and Amy Adams.


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/25it7uSpNFuRoD6uNc0Tfu


Timestamps:

1. Julien - 7:33

2. No Drug Like Me - 11:35

3. Now That I Found You - 14:57

4. Want You In My Room - 18:17

5. Everything He Needs - 21:05

6. Happy Not Knowing - 24:43

7. I'll Be Your Girl - 27:24

8. Too Much - 30:22

9. The Sound - 33:39

10. Automatically in Love - 36:31

11. Feels Right - 40:05

12. Right Words Wrong Time - 42:51

13. Real Love - 46:14

14. For Sure - 50:08

15. Party for One - 53:12


Notes: Sorry about the extra background noise going on in this one!


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This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Nov 23, 202301:14:12
Carly Rae Jepsen - Emotion: Side B+ (2016) [Sophomore Slump]

Carly Rae Jepsen - Emotion: Side B+ (2016) [Sophomore Slump]

This week we cover our first EP for the show as we continue our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen with Emotion: Side B+! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one we're really only covering as an excuse to talk about Cut to the Feeling.


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5DtDYAJmzCmazrf3eYBtgG


Timestamps:

1. Cut to the Feeling - 17:02

2. First Time - 20:30

3. Higher - 24:04

4. The One - 27:58

5. Fever - 31:20

6. Body Language - 34:27

7. Cry - 37:21

8. Store - 41:20

9. Roses - 44:30


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This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Nov 09, 202301:06:58
Carly Rae Jepsen - Emotion (2015) [Sophomore Slump]

Carly Rae Jepsen - Emotion (2015) [Sophomore Slump]

This week we continue our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen with her deeply beloved 2015 record Emotion! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one at least doesn't include Rock Lobster, the most horrifying song in the world.


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/6UjZgFbK6CQptu8aOobzPV


Timestamps:

1. Run Away With Me - 13:05

2. Emotion - 17:17

3. I Really Like You - 20:34

4. Gimmie Love - 24:00

5. All That - 27:21

6. Boy Problems - 31:58

7. Making the Most of the Night - 35:41

8. Your Type - 39:40

9. Let's Get Lost - 42:58

10. LA Hallucinations - 46:13

11. Warm Blood - 49:16

12. When I Needed You - 53:28

13. Black Heart - 57:11

14. I Didn't Just Come Here to Dance - 1:00:08

15. Favourite Colour - 1:03:47


Notes: Sorry about the occasional static/crackle.


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This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Oct 26, 202301:19:18
Carly Rae Jepsen - Kiss (2012) [Sophomore Slump]

Carly Rae Jepsen - Kiss (2012) [Sophomore Slump]

This week we continue our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen with her 2012 release Kiss! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is "basically a Call Me Maybe delivery device".


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/3tFK16bCiCvBp2h8Btfjpv


Timestamps:


1. Tiny Little Bows - 14:47

2. This Kiss - 18:09

3. Call Me Maybe - 21:58

4. Curiosity - 25:11

5. Good Time - 28:46

6. More than a Memory - 32:10

7. Turn Me Up - 36:12

8. Hurt So Good - 39:56

9. Beautiful - 43:05

10. Tonight I'm Getting Over You - 46:24

11. Guitar String / Wedding Ring - 50:04

12. Your Heart Is a Muscle - 53:29


Corrections: Yes, Dan meant 180 instead of 360. Yes, Mark meant Old West instead of The Wild West.


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This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Oct 12, 202301:17:28
Carly Rae Jepsen - Tug of War (2008) [Sophomore Slump]

Carly Rae Jepsen - Tug of War (2008) [Sophomore Slump]

This week we're joined by friend of the show Jake Mason as we begin our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen, starting with her 2008 debut Tug of War! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one interpolates a children's song to less than stellar effect.


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/3ahsqOBQl7gs4e8sKfNai7


Timestamps:

1. Bucket - 19:30

2. Tug of War - 22:20

3. Money and The Ego - 26:04

4. Tell Me - 29:20

5. Heavy Lifting - 31:36

6. Sunshine On My Shoulders - 35:16

7. Worldly Matters - 38:51

8. Sweet Talker - 42:14

9. Hotel Shampoos - 45:11

10. Sour Candy - 48:02


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This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Sep 28, 202301:07:16
Pet Symmetry - Future Suits (2021) [Sophomore Slump]

Pet Symmetry - Future Suits (2021) [Sophomore Slump]

This week we're blasting off to space as we finish out Pet Symmetry's current catalog with their third full-length Future Suits! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is "worse (worse), worse (worse), it's worse..."


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/2Fp4ZczUrt0I4lgDXavu9p


Timestamps:

1. Simply Irresponsible - 9:25

2. Object Objectives - 12:48

3. Cat + Mouse - 15:06

4. Pet Sympathy - 17:40

5. Debt Symmetry - 21:43

6. 2021: A Personal Space Odyssey - 24:37

7. Portland to Portland - 29:23

8. Window Pain - 33:26

9. Pet Synergy - 35:30

10. Bootlicker - 38:35

11. Awesome Kingdom - 42:33


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This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Sep 14, 202355:50
Pet Symmetry - Vision (2017) [Sophomore Slump]

Pet Symmetry - Vision (2017) [Sophomore Slump]

We're back for round two as we tackle Pet Symmetry's second full-length Vision! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a gentle opening that also punches you?


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5PwmGbG9yJLNOMMYEnSrQo


Timestamps:


1. "Everyone, If Anyone" - 11:48

2. "Stare Collection" - 13:48

3. "Hall Monitor" - 16:32

4. "You, Me & Mt Hood" - 19:08

5. "50%" - 21:36

6. "LTCTLYB" - 24:46

7. "Blue Bottle" - 26:47

8. "St. John" - 30:45

9. "Eyesores" - 32:41

10. "Mostly Water" - 34:19

11. "Lint Roller" - 36:56


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Aug 31, 202353:54
Pet Symmetry - Pets Hounds (2015) + Two Songs About Cars. Two Songs With Long Titles. (2013) [Sophomore Slump]

Pet Symmetry - Pets Hounds (2015) + Two Songs About Cars. Two Songs With Long Titles. (2013) [Sophomore Slump]

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump... in the fall?! WITH MARK?! SAG AFTRA and The WGA are on strike so while that's going on we're gonna talk music instead! Starting with Pet Symmetry and their first full length record, "Pets Hounds"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is somehow our overlap amidst our somewhat disparate music tastes?


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1hFoHdnRjfgtej0hr2K4aS


Timestamps:


'Two Songs...'

1. "A Detailed and Poetic Physical Threat..." - 14:01

2. "Please Don't Tell My Father..." - 16:49


'Pets Hounds'

1. "My Exhausted Month (Of May)" - 19:41

2. "Give Thanks (Get Lost)" - 21:45

3. "Go Outside (Stare at the Sun)" - 24:52

4. "Class Action Force (Useless Tools)" - 26:44

5. "Use Your Illusion III (Knock, Knock, Knocking on Evan's Door)" - 29:29

6. "Spatial Ex-Perception (No.. Sleep.. 'Til Bedtime!)" - 32:45

7. "Aisle (Or Window)" - 34:41

8. "Cereal Killer (Rellik Laerec)" - 36:07

9. "Gone, Gone, Gone (Even Further Gone)" - 37:07

10. "Salad Daze (Seein' Cred)" - 40:31


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Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.


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Aug 17, 202349:13
Fall Out Boy - So Much (For) Stardust (2023) [Sophomore Slump]

Fall Out Boy - So Much (For) Stardust (2023) [Sophomore Slump]

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! In this episode Dan and special guest Jake Mason tackle the newest Fall Out Boy record, "So Much (For) Stardust"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one at the very least has one of the best songs they've ever written???


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5mWnMYLnfcnkDOCojHW6O1


Timestamps:

1. "Love From The Other Side" - 13:25 

2. "Heartbreak Feels So Good" - 18:04

3. "Hold Me Like a Grudge" - 21:42 

4. "Fake Out" - 25:17 

5. "Heaven, Iowa" -  28:48 

6. "So Good Right Now" - 32:44 

7. "The Pink Seashell (feat. Ethan Hawke)" - 35:43 

8. "I Am My Own Muse" - 36:46 

9. "Flu Game" - 40:32 

10. "Baby Annihilation" - 44:09 

11. "The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years)" - 45:17 

12. "What a Time To Be Alive" - 49:13 

13. "So Much (For) Stardust" - 52:55


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This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis and Jake Mason.

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Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.


The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Jun 08, 202301:16:57
The World's End (2013)

The World's End (2013)

This week we conclude the "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy" and our season with 2013's The World's End! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has some incredibly uncomfortable readings in current year!


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May 26, 202301:10:29
Hot Fuzz (2007)

Hot Fuzz (2007)

This week we continue our venture into the "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy", with 2007's Hot Fuzz! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is about cops!


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May 11, 202301:01:32
Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Listeners we are finally back covering non dog sports movies after what felt like an eternity! We're wrapping up the season with Edgar Wright's "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy", starting with 2004's "Zom-Rom-Com" Shaun of the Dead! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features the world's most racist ashtray!


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Apr 27, 202358:11
Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003)

Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003)

We made it... We are finally done Air Budding for the time being as we finish out this run with Air Bud: Spikes Back! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features Mark's least favorite talking animal companion!


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Apr 13, 202301:00:49
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)

Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)

You're not gonna believe us but this dog is still sporting. It's Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we barely talk about in this episode!


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Mar 30, 202301:03:43
Air Bud: World Pup (2000)

Air Bud: World Pup (2000)

We're back with more sports dog action in Air Bud: World Pup! Which is certainly one of the movies of all time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and  which one broke one of our cohosts!


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Mar 16, 202301:12:53
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)

Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)

We're back with Air Bud: Golden Receiver which answers the question, "What if we did the same thing again but this time it was less impressive in every way imaginable?!" Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one didn't let the monkey drive them to the football game, damn it!


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Mar 02, 202301:07:59
Air Bud (1997)

Air Bud (1997)

We're taking to the court this week with... A dog?! Who plays basketball?! AND HE'S GOOD AT IT?! It's Air Bud! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one regrettably never has a dog performing a slam dunk in it!


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Feb 16, 202301:14:28
The King's Man (2021)

The King's Man (2021)

This week we continue our journey through The Kingsman franchise with series prequel The King's Man!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has the most absurd post credits scene in cinema history!


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Ending music for this episode is "Mysterious Music" by Maurice "YoungBlaze" Clopton.


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Feb 02, 202301:15:11
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

This week we continue our journey through The Kingsman franchise with Kingsman: The Golden Circle!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features "Chekhov's Meat Grinder"!


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Jan 19, 202301:15:50
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

We're kicking off 2023 and our journey into The Kingsman franchise with Kingsman: The Secret Service!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a surprisingly cathartic murder spree in the middle of it!


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Jan 05, 202301:15:50
Home Alone 3 (1997)

Home Alone 3 (1997)

We finish up our Ho-ho-home Alone escapades this week with Home Alone 3!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one infuriates Mark with its inclusion of a talking parrot!


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Dec 22, 202201:11:35
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

We are once again home alone, except not home and in a city of 8 million people... Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! That's the movie!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one tells an unhoused woman to pull herself up by her pigeon shit encrusted bootstraps and just stop being depressed and poor!


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Dec 08, 202201:21:04
Home Alone (1990)

Home Alone (1990)

It's the holiday season and we're kicking it off with Home Alone!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one takes forever to get to the whole reason you showed up for this movie!


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Nov 24, 202201:12:20
Hellboy (2019)

Hellboy (2019)

The "Heckboy" grind continues with 2019's Hellboy reboot!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has The Scorpion King levels of bad CGI AND Mortal Kombat: Annihilation levels of bad dialogue in one convenient package!


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Nov 10, 202201:32:59
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

This week we dive back into the live action Hellboy films with 2008's Hellboy II: The Golden Army!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one doesn't feature a single song from "Billboard's Year-End Hot 100 Singles of 2008"!


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Oct 27, 202201:13:39
Hellboy (2004)

Hellboy (2004)

Back to our regularly scheduled programming this week as we dive into the live action Hellboy films, starting with del Toro's Hellboy from 2004! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one could unfortunately replace it's leading lady with an exploding car without making any major changes to the plot!


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Oct 13, 202201:14:44
The Wonder Years - The Hum Goes on Forever (2022) [Sophomore Slump]

The Wonder Years - The Hum Goes on Forever (2022) [Sophomore Slump]

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We interrupt your season proper to momentarily continue our journey through the brand new record from The Wonder Years, "The Hum Goes on Forever"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one we once again do our best  not to cry during.


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Timestamps:

1. "Doors I Painted Shut" - 5:49 

2. "Wyatt's Song (Your Name)" - 8:50

3. "Oldest Daughter" - 12:35 

4. "Cardinals II" - 15:55 

5. "The Paris of Nowhere" -  20:08 

6. "Summer Clothes" - 23:39 

7. "Lost It in the Lights" - 27:40 

8. "Songs About Death" - 31:33 

9. "Low Tide" - 34:54 

10. "Laura & the Beehive" - 38:31 

11. "Old Friends Like Lost Teeth" - 42:35 

12. "You're the Reason I Don't Want the World to End" - 45:50 


Dan & Sun's The Wonder Years Playlists:
Dan - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4FsCA5zFhbZThP7dJUC6gH

Sun - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Zqx0RlyNQZDh3NNAs6E1l

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Sep 29, 202201:02:10
D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)

D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)

This week we once again get ducked up on childhood sports comedy nostalgia with D3: The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one opens with a 5 minute long physical comedy routine on roller-blades for some reason!


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Sep 15, 202201:20:24
D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)

D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)

This week we're continuing our quack attack on your childhood sports comedy nostalgia with D2: The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has to bench their best player for the entire movie to maintain any sense of dramatic tension whatsoever!


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Sep 01, 202201:23:45
The Mighty Ducks (1992)

The Mighty Ducks (1992)

We're back and kicking off Season 4 with everyone's favorite franchise about duck based peewee hockey teams, The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features a romantic subplot where the leads have absolutely zero chemistry!


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Aug 18, 202201:05:18
The Wonder Years - Sister Cities (2018) [Sophomore Slump]

The Wonder Years - Sister Cities (2018) [Sophomore Slump]

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with 2018's "Sister Cities"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one we do our best not to cry during.


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7yJeilesTxseeVpN6FUzYh


Timestamps:

1. "Raining in Kyoto" - 4:07 

2. "Pyramids of Salt" - 8:15 

3. "It Must Get Lonely" - 12:57 

4. "Sister Cities" - 17:36 

5. "Flowers Where Your Face Should Be" - 20:36 

6. "Heaven's Gate (Sad & Sober)" - 25:09 

7. "We Look Like Lightning" - 28:33 

8. "The Ghost of Right Now" - 32:33 

9. "When The Blue Finally Came" - 35:41 

10. "The Orange Grove" - 37:53 

11. "The Ocean Grew Hands to Hold Me" - 41:32 


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Aug 04, 202255:04
The Wonder Years - No Closer To Heaven (2015) [Sophomore Slump]

The Wonder Years - No Closer To Heaven (2015) [Sophomore Slump]

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with 2015's "No Closer To Heaven"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one mentions birds a lot.

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Timestamps:

1. "Brothers &" - 5:45 

2. "Cardinals" - 7:14 

3. "A Song for Patsy Cline" - 10:29 

4. "I Don't Like Who I Was Then" - 14:21 

5. "Cigarettes & Saints" - 17:59 

6. "The Bluest Things on Earth" - 23:01 

7. "A Song for Ernest Hemingway" - 23:12 

8. "Thanks for the Ride" - 29:03 

9. "Stained Glass Ceilings" - 32:25 

10. "I Wanted So Badly to Be Brave" - 37:20 

11. "You in January" - 41:07 

12. "Palm Reader" - 44:21 

13. "No Closer to Heaven" - 48:36 


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Jul 21, 202258:05
The Wonder Years - The Greatest Generation (2013) [Sophomore Slump]

The Wonder Years - The Greatest Generation (2013) [Sophomore Slump]

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with 2013's "The Greatest Generation"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one leaves us crying in our cars in public.


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7q9crgUsEy4Clq2B77ijN9 


Timestamps:

1. "There, There" - 5:51 

2. "Passing Through a Screen Door" - 8:18 

3. "We Could Die Like This" - 11:53 

4. "Dismantling Summer" - 15:31 

5. "The Bastards, the Vultures, the Wolves" - 19:17 

6. "The Devil in My Bloodstream" - 23:14 

7. "Teenage Parents" - 27:19 

8. "Chaser" - 30:57 

9. "An American Religion (FSF)" - 34:52 

10. "A Raindance in Traffic" - 37:09 

11. "Madelyn" - 40:49 

12. "Cul-de-Sac" - 43:36 

13. "I Just Wanna Sell Out My Funeral" - 47:16 


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Jul 07, 202259:45
The Wonder Years - Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing (2011) [Sophomore Slump]

The Wonder Years - Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing (2011) [Sophomore Slump]

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with "Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which has exactly one song about "our home town in the summer with my friends, and it's summer in our home town with my friends, and mom and dad just don't understand in our home town in the summer with my friends"!


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/1btRG8xZArmr42owTFNkuJ


Timestamps:

1. "Came Out Swinging" - 7:09 

2. "Woke Up Older" - 11:13 

3. "Local Man Ruins Everything" - 14:47 

4. "Suburbia" - 17:36 

5. "My Life as a Pigeon" - 18:28 

6. "Summers in PA" - 21:34 

7. "I Won't Say the Lord's Prayer" - 24:52 

8. "Coffee Eyes" - 27:57 

9. "I've Given You All" - 31:37 

10. "Don't Let Me Cave In" - 33:18 

11. "You Made Me Want to Be a Saint" - 36:40 

12. "Hoodie Weather" - 38:12 

13. "And Now I'm Nothing" - 42:14 


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Jun 23, 202251:33
The Wonder Years - The Upsides (2010) [Sophomore Slump]

The Wonder Years - The Upsides (2010) [Sophomore Slump]

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're back this year for another installment between our main seasons. This summer we're covering The Wonder Years starting with their second record (don't worry, we'll address why) "The Upsides"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one swears that despite all the obvious sadness it's definitely not sad anymore.


Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67748CQrFG0cZ1jnABWFy6


Timestamps:

1. "My Last Semester" - 10:21

2. "Logan Circle" - 14:12

3. "Everything I Own Fits in This Backpack" - 17:08

4. "Dynamite Shovel" - 21:26

5. "New Years with Carl Weathers" - 22:32

6. "It's Never Sunny in South Philadelphia" - 25:41

7. "Hostels & Brothels" - 29:46

8. "Melrose Diner" - 33:31

9. "This Party Sucks" - 36:53

10. "Hey Thanks" - 40:23

11. "Washington Square Park" - 42:54

12. "All My Friends Are in Bar Bands" - 46:26


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Jun 09, 202254:24
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Belle (2021)

The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Belle (2021)

This week we return to filmography of Mamoru Hosoda and talk about his newest film Belle! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a boy who is just real passionate about kayaking.


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May 26, 202201:44:52
Evangelion: 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon A Time (2021)

Evangelion: 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon A Time (2021)

This week we conclude our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon A Time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is both imaginary and fictional.


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May 12, 202202:04:01
Evangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo (2012)

Evangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo (2012)

This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a mind blowing finale.


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Apr 28, 202201:52:47
Evangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance (2009)

Evangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance (2009)

This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one folks are probably gonna be mad at us about after this episode.


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Apr 14, 202201:49:47
Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone (2007)

Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone (2007)

Once more with feeling! This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one rehashes six episodes of television from 1995.


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Mar 31, 202201:10:34
The End of Evangelion (1997)

The End of Evangelion (1997)

This week we face the apocalypse as we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with The End of Evangelion! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the lowest of the low.


Timestamps for mentions of childhood sexual assault for those who wish to avoid them.

11:00 - 14:33 (Hospital Scene)

38:08 - 40:36 (Elevator)

55:43 - 56:36 (Fusion of Adam and Lilith)


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Mar 17, 202201:56:11