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The Absolute Peach

The Absolute Peach

By The Absolute Peach
Stupidly sublime comedy podcast. Blending snark and silliness, since 2007.
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TAP S12 E03: Cars & Crumbs
In this show, we meet a woman who has fallen in love with a plane, hear a revolutionary new idea for controlling bad drivers, get creeped out by Amazon, and learn about Ben's TOP SECRET new project... Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
55:53
February 4, 2019
TAP S12 E02: Pits & Politeness
Ben and Gavin learn in disbelief of people who throw diapers out of high-rise buildings, and explore the pitiful extremes of politeness. Plus, we talk about the latest 'beauty craze', unicorn armpit hair, which as you can imagine, goes down pretty well. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
55:22
January 23, 2019
TAP S12 E01: Hacks & Harvests
In which Ben shares the tale of a disastrous haircut and a ridiculous restaurant experience, and we learn the meaning of the word 'THICC' and the latest McDonald's 'hacks' in a News Watch double bill. We're BACK, baby! We also recorded a 45-minute Aftertaste show, available right now on the Ultimate Feed
01:07:57
January 6, 2019
TAP: Twizzles & Tidings
It's been a long time coming, but you asked for it, and here it is. A brand new episode of The Peach, just in time for Christmas! Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
56:32
December 25, 2018
TAP Series 11 Episode 21: Christmas Songs & Cool Gone Wrong
Ben and Joe are talking about the latest Christmas hits, if there are any and Joe tries to be down with the kids, which doesn't end well. Merry Christmas! Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:03:36
December 25, 2016
TAP: Social Media & Feminist Fairytales
Ben and Joe are talking about how they struggle with social media and Joe tells us about how feminists are now trying to ruin fairytales. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
36:08
December 16, 2016
TAP: Bustin' Ghosts & Awkward Gym Moments
Ben and Joe are talking about the not so new Ghostbusters film and Ben entertains us with another awkward story from his time in the gym. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
31:51
November 27, 2016
TAP: Lonely Hearts & Hot Hipsters
Ben and Joe are talking about lonely hearts for the more mature gentleman and get an insight into the life of some hot hipsters. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
31:58
November 27, 2016
TAP: Old Man Pubs & Reaching Your Peak
Ben and Joe are talking about whether or not they're on a downward spiral, Joe's trip to his homeland and something called Harry Potter Go! WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
36:45
November 27, 2016
TAP: Alien Dogs & Big Boy Drinks
Ben and Joe are talking about aliens visiting earth, Ben's penchant for fine wine and the local bus company's most valuable player. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
33:20
October 25, 2016
TAP: Wacky Kooks & Working For Your Enemy
Ben and Joe are talking about Scary Clowns, Joe's new career as an entertainer, awkward events and we discover that Ben's son finds Joe absolutely terrifying. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:06:13
October 17, 2016
TAP: Dating, Tattoos & Weird Eating
Ben and Joe are talking about rebels getting tattoos, eating too much food, Ben's new gym buddies and Joe gives out some dating advice. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:03:47
October 10, 2016
TAP Series 11 Episode 20: Pens, Pineapples & One Bad Gum
Ben and Joe are talking about the latest YouTube sensation: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen, X-Factor, Bear Grylls The Island and Joe's life threatening injury, his bad gum. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:01:51
October 3, 2016
TAP Series 11 Episode 19: Nudes & Nutcases
Ben and Joe are talking about nudist beaches, gym shower etiquette, failing at swimming and the dangers of looking like a corpse while on holiday.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:01:02
September 26, 2016
TAP Series 11 Episode 18: Poking & Joking
The boys are back in town, talking Pokemon Go, vegetarian food and why people make such a fuss about Bath Stone. Plus, Ben has embarrassed himself. Again.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:02:49
August 9, 2016
TAP Series 11 Episode 17: Peel & Real
Stop pretending, it's time to reveal the real you. We dive deep into how people represent themselves, starting with Helen Mirren. Obviously.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
56:43
June 5, 2016
TAP Series 11 Episode 16: Shake & Scream
Tales of awkward interactions are something of a staple here on The Peach, and this week Ben shares yet another of his cringeworthy encounters. Plus, Joe spits on the heads of some children.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
58:08
May 14, 2016
TAP Series 11 Episode 15: Tykes & Torpedos
The Peach has been away for six months, which, by complete coincidence, is the exact age of Ben's first born son. We delve into why Ben can no longer speak properly, why Joe hates the youth, and find out how one of the boys had a food-related run-in with a speeding car.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
53:37
May 6, 2016
TAP Series 11 Episode 14: Bites & Blonx
As well as new instalments of favourite segments ‘Cret A Manger’ and ‘News Watch’, Ben shares yet another awkward story. Meanwhile, Joe has been experiencing ‘seat rage’.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
58:26
October 24, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 13: Buff & Gruff
The series of unfortunate events that is Ben's life continues with possibly the most awkward story ever told on the show.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
55:33
October 15, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 12: Doom & Boon
A woman is making people crazy on the internet by suing a man who saved her unconscious self from drowning for ‘save rape’. We also discuss the future of the human race, and the upcoming Facebook Empathy button. You know, important stuff.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
56:35
October 9, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 11: Scraps & Fraps
Joe is accused of being a hipster for his iced coffee habit. Somehow, Ben is still surprised by the level of sheer drivel that’s being shared around Facebook, and shares of his recent run-ins with dogs.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
57:57
September 25, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 10: Sprint & Shuffle
In this week's show, Joe shares how he had an unpleasant experience on holiday, was shunned by a dentist, and short-changed an ex-pro wrestler at comic-con.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:03:49
September 17, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 09: Slurring & Sharing
Ben has huge news. Joe tells a story of his childhood, and, despite having been training his brain, appears to be having minor brain problems throughout the show.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
59:52
August 2, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 08: Gold & Fancy
Incapable of just answering a simple question, the guys get themselves into a right state discussing a “would you rather”. We also look at the type of people who see a stuffed toy and call the emergency services, and Joe has a new Map of Shame.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
58:45
July 23, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 07: Moister & Moisture
This is one of those shows where Joe comes up with an idea, and then things take a turn into flights of lunatic fantasy. You know, the ones you love.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
50:32
July 9, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 06: Odds & Bods
The ‘Dad Bod’ is all the rage, and we explore just why that is. Joe has been the victim of small talk at work, and goes on a rant about girl scouts, or something.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:06:13
May 27, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 05: Fun & Fine Wine
Joe arrives at the studio red in the face, and Ben chastises him for allegedly dodging a barbecue invitation. Plus, for some reason, Ben has been to a Family Fun Day, which leads to an exploration of the nature of fun.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:02:15
May 19, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 04: Smarts & Spots
Joe tries to explain what's wrong with Ben, the boys wonder whether or not they're above average intelligence, and we hear about the near-death experience of a man named Petit Boulangerie.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
56:06
May 2, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 03: Pouts & Parrots
Parrot news, weirdos in supermarkets and the stupid things that girls do are covered this week. Budgerigard.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:00:54
April 25, 2015
TAP: Stars & Sweats
London, the Apple Watch and the Beckhams get the Peach treatment in this bonus episode. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:01:37
April 19, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 02: Posture & Poltergeists
This week, Joe's beard is bigger than ever and sparks a full, rich and ridiculous tangent of its very own. Meanwhile, Ben has hurt his arm and has seen some odd things. Plus squirrels, of course.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:05:57
March 26, 2015
TAP Series 11 Episode 01: Shelves & Strangers
Joe's beard and hair may lead him to lose almost all bodily faculties. Also, Ben used to sleep on a shelf, apparently. Welcome to the new series!  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:00:37
February 27, 2015
TAP Series 10 Episode 20: Fault & Pepper
The final show of Series 10 has come around, but don’t panic! We’re not going anywhere. We’re rolling right into the new series, with lots of exciting stuff coming your way!  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:00:25
February 7, 2015
TAP Series 10 Episode 19: Pooh & Pronunciation
The Peach returns for the very first show of 2015! We cover such key topics as swan racism, people being offended by nothing and how to pronounce the word “lettuce”.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
55:28
January 24, 2015
TAP Series 10 Episode 18: Jingle & Kringle
Christmas has rolled around once again, and Joe and Ben are here to bring you our Christmas special – a gift-wrapped bundle of seasonal stuff and nonsense. Merry Christmas to you and yours!  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
59:33
December 24, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 17: Terms & Titmice
Ben and Joe express their utter disgust at some unbelievable examples of 'management speak', and wonder what's so good about something being 'acorn fed'.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:03:38
December 20, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 16: Chills & Children
Ben and Joe talk about kids, Frozen, and, on a lighter note, go off on a tangent about the Earth's impending doom at the hands of technology.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:06:08
December 7, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 15: Bonfires & Barbells
In which Joe calls Ben out on his gym behaviour, we talk about thieves (both human and otherwise), and sparks fly at a firework display (not apologising for that one).  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
57:56
November 30, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 14: Effects & Eardrums
The boys discuss the controversial change to the Coca-Cola Christmas advert, struggle to understand people think 'Trick or Treating' is fine to do, and Ben berates Joe for letting his social media profile slip.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:05:28
November 15, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 13: Flavour & Favour
The events of the week have gotten Ben all riled up, we talk about an unbelievable airport confiscation story, and Joe tries to change Ben's opinions on food.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
58:21
November 1, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 12: Tales & Fails
Shame, shame and more shame! This episode is pretty much non-stop stories from start to finish. If you enjoy laughing at our misfortune, you are going to LOVE this one!  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
59:06
October 19, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 11: Swimming & Gymming
This show is packed with rants, stories and embarrassment. Ben vents his rage about idiots at the gym and people who don't know how to be civilised, and Joe shares an unbelievably awkward Map of Shame.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
01:00:59
October 9, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 10: Watches & WhyPhones
This show opens with a tirade against heaters. Sure. Also, Ben's sick and tired of his phone and wants an iPhone 6, and Successful Living Joe rants on how pointless the Apple Watch is.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
54:58
October 4, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 09: Bangers & Bombers
In a return to our 1-hour podcast format, this show is brimming with classic TAP moments. Ben rants about people taking photos and other people who think they rule the world. Meanwhile, Joe is fresh back from a festival even though he hates being around people.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
58:26
September 17, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 08: Guns & Gums
Fights, flexing and cats on the toilet. Oh, and a brilliant joke involving cheese.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
34:16
August 14, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 07: Arguments & Adrenaline
The guys discuss why the show is like watching people careening towards a precipice, and Joe shares a story of a well-to-do gentleman who started a drunken argument in a pub. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
35:28
August 3, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 06: CatDogs & Bullseyes
Ben's back from holiday in Thailand and the show is off and running once again. The boys talk about strange people on old TV shows, something called 'Ghostriding the Whip' and discuss whether a cat can be conjoined with a dog.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
30:03
July 19, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 05: Scenes & Selfies
It's a well established fact that Ben could pretty much be a professional actor if he wanted to, and he proves it in this show. Plus, we hear about a stupid kid who was attacked by a squirrel while taking selfies. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
35:49
June 11, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 04: Hogs & Huawei
Ben’s mockery of Joe’s ‘alternative’ phone descends into a surreal flight of imagination, there’s the first “Cret A Manger” of the new series, and the guys get a weird email. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
45:10
June 7, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 03: Begging & Bus Shelters
The guys discuss the various techniques people use to get money out of you on the street, and Ben proves once again to be a master of regional accents. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
29:11
May 30, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 02: Grills & Godzilla
Ben has been to the movies and gives his (spoiler-free) Godzilla review. Meanwhile, Joe shares an awkward story and comes under fire for allegedly avoiding Ben's invite to a BBQ. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
30:25
May 22, 2014
TAP Series 10 Episode 01: Kid Fights & Blue Movies
Since 2007, we've been entertaining people all over the world with our shows via podcast. This series, we're bringing our show to YouTube, with all the fun your grandmother loves! Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
31:45
May 19, 2014