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The Astroholic Explains

The Astroholic Explains

By Alfredo Carpineti

The Astroholic Explains is a light-hearted question & answer podcast about astronomy, where Dr Alfredo Carpineti and his husband Chris discuss the mysteries of the universe with the occasional guest and sometimes through the medium of an audio drama!
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24 - Number 2 Violates The Prime Directive

The Astroholic ExplainsSep 15, 2020

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Hunting The Great Mexican Eclipse

Hunting The Great Mexican Eclipse

Join us in this unplanned video & audio diary as we go after the April 8 total solar eclipse in Mexico. For the video version: https://youtu.be/SR00jigmgR0?si=LKLYaoqvq_YaUo6V For #InvisibleRainbows: https://unbound.com/books/invisible-rainbows
Apr 12, 202415:48
XS23 - Cosmicomics 100
Dec 21, 202313:10
Exclusive - Invisible Rainbows Excerpt
Nov 30, 202305:45
61 - What's Beyond The Edge Of The Visible Universe? - Feat Professor Peter Coles

61 - What's Beyond The Edge Of The Visible Universe? - Feat Professor Peter Coles

In this episode, Alfredo and Chris are joined by cosmologist Professor Peter Coles. Together they explore the limits of the visible universe, whether finite or infinite, why there is no center, and what might be beyond the most distant region we can see.

Aug 17, 202324:35
60 - Before The Big Bang

60 - Before The Big Bang

We don't know and will likely never know what happened before the Big Bang, but Chris is curious about it, so we take a journey in the land before time and space!

Aug 03, 202315:35
59 - Lunacy! Or Conspiracy Theories About The Moon's Origin

59 - Lunacy! Or Conspiracy Theories About The Moon's Origin

Conspiracy theories and misconceptions about the Moon extend far beyond the Moon-landing! In this episode, we take a trip 4.5 billion years into the past to witness how Luna came to be.

Jul 20, 202317:54
 58 - Satellite Galaxies, Chance Alignments, And #BlackInAstro Feat. KeShawn Ivory
Jun 29, 202319:52
57 - What Cocktail Could You Make On Mars? Feat. Dr Laura Fackrell
Jun 15, 202314:10
56 - Asteroid Collisions Are Not Certain Extinction Feat. Professor Birger Schmitz

56 - Asteroid Collisions Are Not Certain Extinction Feat. Professor Birger Schmitz

When we think of asteroid impacts, we often just picture Chicxulub and the mass extinction of three-quarters of the plant and animal species on Earth, 66 million years ago. But asteroid impacts can be less impactful to life, like the Popigai and Chesapeake impactors - not as big as Chicxulub but still big enough to create craters of over 80 kilometers across, way back around 35 million years ago. Cosmic material could even actually help life bloom.

Jun 01, 202327:32
55 - To The Multiverse & Beyond!

55 - To The Multiverse & Beyond!

We talk about everything, everywhere all at once as we enter the multiverse! In this episode, we describe some ideas that scientists have proposed to explain things we see in the universe with no explanation, or simply to indulge in the idea of parallel dimensions.

May 18, 202322:51
54 - Powering Mars With Wind Energy Feat. Dr Victoria Hartwick

54 - Powering Mars With Wind Energy Feat. Dr Victoria Hartwick

In this episode, we focus on alternative energy approaches for future missions to Mars. NASA Ames' Dr Victoria Hartwick has recently published research about utilizing wind power on Mars, showing that it is not all solar or nuclear when it comes to exploring other worlds in the Solar System.


May 04, 202313:00
53 - Stop Talking About It And JUICE Go To Jupiter

53 - Stop Talking About It And JUICE Go To Jupiter

In this episode, we talk all about JUICE, the European Space Agency mission that launches today April 13 to study the Icy moons of Jupiter (Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto) and the Jovian system - and also why I am in Germany to make a mocktail!

Apr 13, 202314:17
XS22 - The Gateway

XS22 - The Gateway

Our Christmas Special this year is a little tale of realistic sci-fi, set just a few years from now. An astronaut is being interrogated about the events that took place in a space station around the Moon: The Gateway. Playing the characters are Chris and Alfredo, with a cameo from the ever-wonderful Katy Evans.

Dec 21, 202219:47
51 - How Can You Measure The Length of Days On Other Planets? Feat. Dr Christopher Mankovich

51 - How Can You Measure The Length of Days On Other Planets? Feat. Dr Christopher Mankovich

Measuring the length of a day on Earth is relatively easy thanks to the Sun and stars. But it isn't as easy on some of the other planets, and astronomers had to get pretty clever to actually achieve those measurements. We spoke to Dr Chris Mankovich who was able to measure the length of a day on Saturn via an ingenious method.

Oct 20, 202216:53
50 - Rocking Telescopes & Citizen Science Feat Unistellar's Dr Franck Marchis

50 - Rocking Telescopes & Citizen Science Feat Unistellar's Dr Franck Marchis

We got to play with a Unistellar telescope and even collect data about an exoplanet, to learn we talked with Unistellar Chief Scientific Officer Dr Franck Marchis

Oct 06, 202218:49
49 - What's The Great Attractor?

49 - What's The Great Attractor?

In the zone of avoidance, far from us, something is pulling the Milky Way and so many other galaxies. It is time to meet The Great Attractor, a fascinating gravitational object.

Sep 22, 202222:29
48 - The Light Of The First Stars Feat. Dr Emma Chapman
Sep 08, 202215:21
47 - How Do Marsquakes And Moonquakes Happen?

47 - How Do Marsquakes And Moonquakes Happen?

On Earth, quakes are caused by the motion of the tectonic plates. Quakes also happen on the Moon and Mars without them, and Chris is curious to find out how they occur as well as to listen to one of these outer-world quakes. 

Aug 25, 202216:05
46 - Square Kilometer Array: The Future Of Radio Astronomy Feat. Dr Anna Bonaldi

46 - Square Kilometer Array: The Future Of Radio Astronomy Feat. Dr Anna Bonaldi

In this episode, Chris is curious about a particular technique that allows building virtual radio telescopes the size of our planet, like the Event Horizon Telescope. So we invited an expert to tell us about radio interferometry and the Square Kilometer Array, the project that will push radio astronomy to new heights. 

Aug 11, 202215:30
45 - How Astronomers Broke The Universe

45 - How Astronomers Broke The Universe

There is something wrong with our model of the Universe. New data suggests that our assumptions about the cosmos are not all correct. Join us as we unravel the tension in the expansion rate of the Universe.

Jul 28, 202216:09
44 - An Observatory As Big As Our Galaxy Feat. Rami Mandow

44 - An Observatory As Big As Our Galaxy Feat. Rami Mandow

Pulsars are the focus of this episode and we speak to radio astronomer Rami Mandow over in Australia to discuss how precise measurements of these fascinating objects have been used as a galaxy-spanning gravitational wave observatory.

Jul 14, 202226:23
43 - The Booty Blaster And The Quest For An Everlasting Message

43 - The Booty Blaster And The Quest For An Everlasting Message

Chris' gym workout on a machine he erroneously called "the booty blaster" inspired this episode where we discuss if it's possible to create something that will last as long as the universe. And that led us to a question for you, dear listener. 

Jun 30, 202219:02
XS21 - In That Cafe In Not Paris...

XS21 - In That Cafe In Not Paris...

Our Christmas Special this year is a peculiar tale of the intimate corners we might create as we leave Earth behind to live in space. It was written by Dr Russel Moul, as his first time penning a radio tale, with the excellent voice of The Astroholic Explains' team and the ever wonderful Katy Evans. 

Dec 23, 202121:53
41 - Quickfire Round Vol. 2

41 - Quickfire Round Vol. 2

We are at the final factual episode of season 3, so we went back to our very popular quickfire round format from season 2 and have once again crowdsourced many questions about the universe. Tune in to discover what happens if you try to hold a black hole, what's the biggest object in the universe, how many planets are out there, and how to make cocktails in microgravity.

Nov 04, 202131:20
40 - The Universe & The Divine

40 - The Universe & The Divine

In this live recording of the podcast, hosted by the Central London Humanists, Alfredo and Chris tackle the surprising, the head-scratching, and sometimes the plainly absurd claims connecting the Universe with the divine. From alleged messages in the cosmic microwave background to the fine-tuning of the Universe, scientists, philosophers, and popes have had to grapple with what astronomy does and doesn’t tell us about humanity and religion.
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Oct 21, 202133:26
39 - How To Find Life Beyond Earth Feat. Dr Mario Toubes-Rodrigo

39 - How To Find Life Beyond Earth Feat. Dr Mario Toubes-Rodrigo

Looking for life outside of our planet is far from easy, but researchers have many different tools they are using. We sat with Dr Mario Toubes-Rodrigo to discuss biosignatures and how we might eventually discover aliens.

Oct 07, 202122:50
38 - There's Gold In Them Thar Asteroids!

38 - There's Gold In Them Thar Asteroids!

In this episode, we talk about everything related to "asteroid mining" from feasibility to legality to ethics. Are we going to get a futuristic gold rush in space?

Sep 23, 202116:09
37 - Made Of Stardust Feat. Ashley Walker

37 - Made Of Stardust Feat. Ashley Walker

What does it mean that we are made of stardust? Come on a short journey with astrochemist Ashley Walker on how stars create all the elements that made us possible. 

Sep 09, 202114:09
36 - What would I have to give up to live on Mars right now?

36 - What would I have to give up to live on Mars right now?

The harsh reality of life on Mars requires some hefty personal sacrifices. Here is a handy list of what you would have to give up to start fresh on another planet

Aug 12, 202115:42
35 - A.I. Astronomers AKA Making Alfredo Obsolete Ft. Dr Ashley Spindler

35 - A.I. Astronomers AKA Making Alfredo Obsolete Ft. Dr Ashley Spindler

There are over 200 billion galaxies in the observable universe. Artificial Intelligence is now playing a crucial role in analyzing the cosmos around us. We spoke to astrophysicist Ashley Spindler whose work is breaking new galactic boundaries!

Jul 29, 202145:46
34 - The Do’s And Don’ts of Interstellar Communication

34 - The Do’s And Don’ts of Interstellar Communication

In this episode, we tackle interstellar communication with spacecraft that have left our solar system and how this could affect the search for extraterrestrial life

Jul 15, 202112:53
33 - Seeing The Inside Of Stellar Explosions With Neutrinos Feat Dr Jost Migenda

33 - Seeing The Inside Of Stellar Explosions With Neutrinos Feat Dr Jost Migenda

Every second of the day you’re being bombarded by billions of neutrinos. While you can’t detect them, there is a colossal experiment in Japan that can. Join us and special guest Dr Jost Migenda to find out what they can tell us about the cosmos!

Jul 01, 202131:35
32 - How Dark Is It In Space?

32 - How Dark Is It In Space?

Exactly how dark is the cold void of space? Picture yourself in the interstellar depths: what would you be able to see? In this episode we'll find out this answer and why it is of cosmic importance.

Jun 17, 202112:57
31 - How To Turn The Sun Into A Giant Telescope Feat. Dr Slava Turyshev

31 - How To Turn The Sun Into A Giant Telescope Feat. Dr Slava Turyshev

No telescope lens that we can build will allow us to see an alien planet in detail, but there is a way to achieve incredible magnification. We just need to use the Sun as our "gravitational" lens! 

Jun 03, 202138:52
30 - Will human astronauts ever go to worlds other than Mars?

30 - Will human astronauts ever go to worlds other than Mars?

All aboard for a grand tour of the solar system! We go planet to planet to evaluate the chances of humans exploring Earth’s neighbours in person.

May 20, 202130:33
29 - Sex in Space! Feat Dr Eleanor Armstrong & Akvile Terminaite

29 - Sex in Space! Feat Dr Eleanor Armstrong & Akvile Terminaite

Dr Eleanor Armstrong & Akvile Terminaite join us in this new episode as we discuss the ins and outs of sex in space! We also talk tech and design to facilitate off-planet pleasure and why our vision of future exploration should center around people in all their identities and abilities!

May 06, 202144:46
XS20 - Death By Eclipse

XS20 - Death By Eclipse

Our Christmas special is finally here! This time we have a murder mystery set in a space hotel during a total solar eclipse featuring a full array of suspicious guests. Who among these peculiar characters is a murderer?

Please enjoy our latest work: "Death by Eclipse" 

Starring (in order of appearance):

Steven Di Costa as the Narrator,  Chris Carpineti as Dafydd Morgan, Suze Kundu as Sonam Vikram, Sheldon Goodman. as Cecil Fox, Sacha Coward as Jules Child, Dean Garland as the Security Guard, Eleanor Armstrong as Emily Lawless, Karl Byrne as Montgomery Colt, Benjamin Couvin as Lucius Jeune, Alfredo Carpineti as Giovanni, Danielle Emina as Theophania, Vaneet Mehta as Malik, and with Katy Evans as the Countess!

It was written and directed by Alfredo Carpineti, with Post-Production by Alfredo and Chris Carpineti, and with special thanks for support and encouragement to Trip Galey, Robert Berg, and Shaun O’Boyle!

Dec 12, 202044:47
27 - The Eleventh Passenger

27 - The Eleventh Passenger

Our final episode for season two is another fictional one. Our drama starts on a damaged starship at the edge of the solar system. Its commander has forgotten who she is, what she's doing there, and who the other passengers in this vessel are.

The episode features the voices of Chris Carpineti, Danielle Emina, Dr Suze Kundu, Emily, Lucy & Claire Waller, Tom Hale, Sacha Coward, Katy Evans, Hannah Sabrun, Mufseen Miah, Anne Jones.

There's a little teaser for our Christmas special at the end, voiced by Dr Steven Di Costa.

Oct 27, 202015:43
26 - The Quickfire Round

26 - The Quickfire Round

For the final factual episode of season 2, we have crowdsourced many questions about space. Tune in to discover how many atoms are in the universe, how we can tell that galaxies rotate, how we measure the speed of stars, what would happen if we blew up the Moon, and many more questions!

Oct 13, 202043:04
25 - A Dive Into Uranus & Neptune - Feat. Naomi Rowe-Gurney

25 - A Dive Into Uranus & Neptune - Feat. Naomi Rowe-Gurney

Uranus and Neptune are the Ice Giants of the Solar System. We are joined by Naomi Rowe-Gurney,  who specializes in studying their atmospheres to uncover their mysteries, from their diamond rains to their likely funky smells!

Sep 29, 202024:57
24 - Number 2 Violates The Prime Directive

24 - Number 2 Violates The Prime Directive

A new fictional episode for you! A billionaire planning to nuke Mars send two hapless idiots to confirm that the planet is sterile. What could go wrong? We are also joined by Anuradha Damale to talk about nuclear weapons & space policy.

This episode starred Sacha Coward as Andrew, Sheldon Goodman as Joe, Chris Carpineti as the Narrator, Trip Galey as Jeb Tusk, and Anne Jones as Janine. It was written by Alfredo Carpineti, and produced and edited by Chris Carpineti.

Sep 15, 202030:11
23 - Where Is The Closest Planet That Could Support Life?

23 - Where Is The Closest Planet That Could Support Life?

In this episode, we answer @BlueMouseEeek's 4-year-old's question regarding planets beyond Earth that can support life as well as facing the issues of a silicon-based life form. 

Sep 01, 202015:41
22 - The Solar System Is Like A Pizza

22 - The Solar System Is Like A Pizza

We are answering more of our listeners' questions in this episode. Jake wonders: how come all the planets in the solar system orbit almost on the same plane? And the answer has a culinary analogy!

Aug 18, 202020:06
21 - The Fate Of The Sun

21 - The Fate Of The Sun

We are back with a big apocalyptic question! In this episode, we talk about how the Sun will change and evolve and how that will impact the planets, moons, and space rocks of the Solar System

Aug 04, 202014:01
20 - The Message

20 - The Message

We have a new fictional episode for you to enjoy, based around first contact with an alien civilization. This is The Message!

This episode was guest-edited by Dr Shaun O’Boyle. Secretary-General of the UN - Prayas Khan was played by Dr Suze Kundu. The Director of the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs - James O’Brian was played by Karl Byrne, and the Chief of Staff - Damien Carré was Ben Couvin. Katelyn Gorrell was Abigail. Alfredo played Dr. Andrea Eco. The story was written by Alfredo with feedback & support from Trip Galey.

Jul 25, 202017:05
19 - Is There Life on Mars? - Feat. Dr. Joby Hollis

19 - Is There Life on Mars? - Feat. Dr. Joby Hollis

In this episode, we are joined by Dr Joby Hollis who is part of the science team of the NASA Perseverance rover to tackle the question of life on the Red Planet, and what to expect from Perseverance when it lands on Mars in 2021. 

Jul 14, 202025:27
18 - Ensnared In The Cosmic Web

18 - Ensnared In The Cosmic Web

In this episode, we are pulled towards the topic of gravity wells and we are caught in the cosmic web, talking about the origin of galaxies.

Jun 30, 202021:32
17 - The Earth, The Moon, And A Game Of Shadows

17 - The Earth, The Moon, And A Game Of Shadows

In this episode, we talk about what happens in the shadows around our planet, from the phases of the Moon to why eclipses can turn our satellite blood red!

Jun 16, 202012:28
16 - Looking At The Sun Like Never Before Feat. Dr Dave Williams

16 - Looking At The Sun Like Never Before Feat. Dr Dave Williams

In this episode, we are joined by European Space Agency scientist Dr. Dave Williams who talks about the incredible Solar Orbiter mission. This will study the solar wind, the interior of the Sun, and will observe the polar region of our star for the very first time! 

Jun 02, 202026:08
15 - How To Destroy The Earth

15 - How To Destroy The Earth

We are back for season 2 and we start with a question every supervillain wants answering: how to completely annihilate the Earth using whatever the cosmos provides! 

May 19, 202024:45