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The Bestiary: Hit It ‘Til It Dies

The Bestiary: Hit It ‘Til It Dies

By We Can Make This Work Probably
A podcast where your guides, Bill and Troy, take you on a tour to visit the fiercest foes in Final Fantasy VII. Join us as we describe each enemy, in-depth, one at a time, and give you sound strategies for defeating them.
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Air Buster
The Final Boss of Mako Reactor no. 5! President Shinra is sending out the big guns, but that won't be enough to stop Bill and Troy! Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
08:19
December 17, 2019
Special Combatant
The Bloody Gimp The boys revist one of their favorite designs, but this time it comes in a lovely shade of red! Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
05:14
December 10, 2019
Smogger
"Check out this Green New Deal" ... he makes smog. That's it. Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
07:16
December 2, 2019
Blood Taste
"The Red Guard Cat-Dog!" This trip to The Bestiary has the boys facing one of their old friends, the Guard Dog / Hound / Cat, except in red! Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
05:42
November 25, 2019
Grashtrike
The Stinging Bug-Fish The boys descned deeper into the no.5 Mako Reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and uncover a weird insectoid fish creature. Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
07:21
November 18, 2019
Chuse Tank
The Emaciated Seahorse You know how fish are also tanks? This one is one of those totally normal fish-based tanks. Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
05:55
November 11, 2019
Rocket Launcher
The Big Box of Boom Bill and Troy take a peak at another gun, but this time it spits even bigger bullets! Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
04:30
November 4, 2019
Proto Machinegun
The very first machinegun ever! The guys tackle the least sentient opponent they've faced yet: a literal gun! Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
07:42
October 28, 2019
Blugu
The Spikey Blue Fish! We are so excited to launch season 2 of The Bestiary with this wonderfully spikey blue fish creature! Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
05:22
October 21, 2019
Guard Scorpion
The big red guy with a laser tail! Should you attack while it’s tail is up? Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com
12:43
October 14, 2019
Sweeper
The Walking Train with Good Kicks! You know how there are trains? What if they were walking instead!? Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
09:54
October 9, 2019
Grunt
The Gimp Guy! Today we learn about full body suit breathing apperatuses! Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
08:19
October 7, 2019
1st Ray
The Sausage Laser Plastic Toy! Sometimes a child's plaything cab be deadly, and sometimes a deadly foe can look like a child's plaything. Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
06:26
October 2, 2019
Guard Hound (Guard Dog)
The Two-Tailed Terror! In most cases, petting doggos is a good thing, but that's not the case when you're up against Shinra's Guard Dog... or is it a hound? Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
07:07
September 30, 2019
Mono Drive
"The unicorn-horn riding plant octopus" In their second episode looking at the foes in the no. 1 Mako Reactor in Final Fantasy VII, the guys talk about the Monodrive! Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
05:30
September 25, 2019
Military Police
The Blue Boyscout of Mako Reactor No. 1 Bill and Troy kick off their look at all of the enemies in Final Fantasy VII starting with the first foe you find, the Military Police! Social Media: Follow the show on twitter at @TheBestiaryPod, or follow Troy and Bill directly! The Gift Shop: If you'd like to support the show, you can buy stickers, shirts, notebooks, and all kinds of merch with our logo on it at our gift shop, and don't forget to leave a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Special Thanks: We never would have thought of the idea for the show if it weren't for the brilliance of "No One Can Know About This". Thanks to Scoot and Evan for helping with voice for our intro. Follow Scoot on Twitch and listen to Evan's podcast, "Thoughts Cast" to show them some love! We Can Make This Work Probably Network: This podcast is a production of the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Network follow us below to keep up with this show and discover our many other podcasts!  The place for those with questionable taste! ProbablyWork.com Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @ProbablyWork Email: ProbablyWorkPod@gmail.com 
05:11
September 23, 2019