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Join the @thebltpod every week as we answer life's toughest questions in the most problematic way possible.
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No Tax Zone

The BLTMay 09, 2024

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57:19
No Tax Zone

No Tax Zone

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following:


  • (2:27) What job has the best uniforms? The Worst?
  • (25:20) What small inconvenience can ruin your day?
  • (35:51) Your choice of financial freedom

Thanks for the love and support!

May 09, 202457:19
Faygo Peach Season

Faygo Peach Season

At the table this week, the fellas discuss:

  • (4:50) Street Knowledge: Open Bars at Weddings
  • (9:22) What flavor would you be and why?
  • (22:48) How do you respond when someone thinks you are better friends than you are?
  • (31:20) What's your reaction if you find out your girlfriend cheated on you in the past?


Thanks for the love and support!

Apr 25, 202449:58
This aint Texas

This aint Texas

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following:

  • (3:30) Personality Test Results
  • (13:51) What "Long Distance" job would you want to do?
  • (26:02) Would you support an IG fan page about you?
  • (31:59) How would you restart your life after faking your death?


Thanks for the love and support!


Apr 18, 202455:49
"That is not my job"

"That is not my job"

At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


  • (5:40) What kind of "help" would you hire if you became rich?
  • (23:21) Scenario: Your friend's Ex-girlfriend shows up at your job
  • (35:19) What is the biggest animal you could remove from your home?


Thanks for the love and support!

Apr 11, 202449:22
Damn, Unc!

Damn, Unc!

At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


  • (0:45) Storm Chasing - Respecting Mother Nature
  • (5:08) Does lingo ever drop off?
  • (10:56) Cheating Scandal in High School
  • (18:00) Thing your Parents do that is “cringe”
  • (27:30) Adult-age activities and developments
  • (34:05) Letting your Kids Transfer schools after an embarrassing moment
  • (41:28)  Gas Station Clerk or Janitor?


Thanks for the love and support!

Apr 04, 202447:14
"I ain't fresh?"

"I ain't fresh?"

At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


  • (4:04) Combine two fast-food chains to make the best restaurant 
  • (21:24) What type of Spy would you be?
  • (36:03) What do you do if you discover that your Ex is your neighbor?


Thanks for the love and support!

Mar 28, 202455:31
Black Table Talk

Black Table Talk

At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


  • (1:00) Give anyone in your life some flowers.
  • (10:00) What is the hardest part of being an adult?
  • (31:19) Scernio: You are an Astronaut drifting away in space



Thanks for the love and support!


Mar 21, 202454:18
"Breathe, Relax, and Laugh”

"Breathe, Relax, and Laugh”

At the table this week the fellas discussed the following:

  • (2:48) Any advice to the listeners?
  • (10:50) What are your feelings about fortune-telling?
  • (22:13) Which celebrity would you fight to gain their wealth?
  • (35:51) Who is the male equivalent to Beyoncé?"


Thanks for the love and support!

Mar 14, 202451:22
What's your Emergency Plan?

What's your Emergency Plan?

At the table this week, the fellas discussed:

  • (6:07) What is a childhood fear that you still have?
  • (21:09) Could you be a stepfather?
  • (36:08) What would you do if the World was ending?


Thanks for the love and support!



Mar 07, 202449:32
Good Wood & Meats

Good Wood & Meats

At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


  • (6:25) What is a good “guy” hobby now that football season is over?
  • (19:57) How would you respond if your GF confronted you about your most recent porn video?
  • (30:54) Ideal two-man Blunt Rotation?



Thanks for the love and support!

Feb 22, 202450:24
Side Piece Day
Feb 15, 202456:50
Super Black History Bowl

Super Black History Bowl

At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


  • (4:21) What is expensive for no reason?
  • (24:32) Are you going to spank your kids?
  • (40:25) What game show would you pick if the winner became your wife?


Thanks for the love and support!

Feb 08, 202459:06
Black History Blessings
Feb 01, 202450:27
The BLT Daylist

The BLT Daylist

At the table this week, the fellas discussed:

  • (5:18) How would you feel if you found out your GF used to hire Prostitutes when she was single?
  • (22:25) If you had to pick a weird pet, what would it be?
  • (38:01) Any tips on getting better at sex? Follow us @thebltpod Thanks for the love and support!


Jan 25, 202451:52
You scaring the Bros!

You scaring the Bros!


At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


  • (8:10) What something you might think is suspect but others may not believe so
  • (23:45) If you could be the ‘Keith Lee” of an industry, what would it be?
  • (37:28) What do you do if someone shit’s on the floor at your wedding reception?


Thanks for the love and support!

Jan 18, 202458:41
Freak the Emoji

Freak the Emoji

At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


  • (3:52) What do you do if you are talking to a girl whose emojis are the wrong race?
  • (14:59) What kind of movie would you be a star in?
  • (30:09) What “Cat Call” would work for you?


Thanks for the love and support!

Jan 11, 202443:36
“Look like he can eat”

“Look like he can eat”

At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


  • (4:19) What is the coolest job you can have without getting a college degree
  • (15:50) You get $7,500 to spend every day. How you do spend it?
  • (27:30) What type of Uncle will you be?
  • (38:30) What are you leaving in 2023?

Thanks for the love and support!

Jan 04, 202456:02
A Hardcore 2024

A Hardcore 2024

At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


  • (6:17) How would you respond if you overheard your neighbor watching porn?
  • (14:39) If you could be the face of any product or service, which one would you choose?
  • (32:03) Can a person's actions lead you to like them more quickly?



Thanks for the love and support


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Dec 28, 202355:40
Triangle Offense

Triangle Offense

At the table this week the fellas discussed:


  • (4:41) What are some key memories from your childhood?
  • (18:31) What do you do if your friend's kid doesn't like you?
  • (30:23) What is the most "Sluttiest" thing a man can do?

  • Thanks for the love and support!

  • Dec 21, 202349:34
    BLT Dancing Bear

    BLT Dancing Bear

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    • (3:57) How many people do you think is the perfect number for an Orgy?
    • (16:24) If you were around to discover a new and interesting food combination, what would it be?
    • (28:31) What's the right way to handle catching someone cheating?

    Thanks for the love and support!

    Dec 14, 202349:35
    “Come sit on my Lap”

    “Come sit on my Lap”

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    • (7:21) Do you remain friends with people you have hooked up with?
    • (15:25) Is it ok to exchange a gift?
    • (30:51) What is something that couples should NOT do together?



    See you at the Crawl!


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Dec 07, 202353:47
    Mansgiving

    Mansgiving

    At the table this week the fellas discussed:

    • (6:57) Share a piece of money advice that you've learned.
    • (20:34) Do you prefer the Work Snitch or Wanna be Manager?
    • (32:58) If you slept with your friend's mom, would you tell them?


    Join us for the BLT Barcrawl


    Thanks for the Love and Support!

    Nov 23, 202351:13
    The Kitchen Beater

    The Kitchen Beater

    At the table this week the fellas discussed:


    • (5:05) What is the proper protocol when apartment sitting?
    • (24:21) How much is the appropriate amount to “try” someone's food?
    • (36:25) How do you ask for a Girl's number on an Airplane?

    Thanks for the love and support!


    See you are the BLT Christmas Bar Crawl!

    Nov 16, 202350:49
    Text Rates May Apply 

    Text Rates May Apply 

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    • (6:30) Where are you hiding a paperclip to win a cash prize?
    • (14:58) How long do you stay with your girl if she went to jail?
    • (31:30) What is something that is "100% ratchet"?


    Ohio, you voted...


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Nov 09, 202347:32
    “What you said?”

    “What you said?”

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    • (7:00) What would be your last meal?
    • (23:13) Is it okay to keep secrets in a relationship?
    • (35:12) How do you feel about a cheek kiss greeting?


    Reminder to Vote!


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Nov 02, 202349:23
    October’s Very Own

    October’s Very Own

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    • (4:58) At what point are you “leading someone on”?
    • (20:48) How do you feel about people who give Pets “Human Names”?
    • (28:57) If you saw an Opossum on the road, would you run it over?


    Please register to vote and vote!


    Thanks for the love and support.

    Oct 26, 202349:00
    Used to be a Smarty

    Used to be a Smarty

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:

    • (2:45) Shoutout to the Real Runners and Walkers
    • (5:32) Work PTO and Bad Habits
    • (17:10) What do people say they enjoy, but you don't believe it?
    • (34:08) What is something that is legal but feels illegal?
    • (44:46) Do you save important notes on your phone?


    Thanks for the love and support!


    Oct 12, 202348:48
    Standin on Bihness

    Standin on Bihness

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    Milestone: 40K Plays! 


    • (5:17) How much food do you have to eat to avoid being considered rude?
    • (23:48) Where is the worst place for someone to try to engage in romantic conversation with you?
    • (35:24) Can you recommend a song that makes you feel "zesty"?
    • (44:52) Would you consider dating the daughter of a colleague?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Oct 05, 202357:17
    What is Black Math?

    What is Black Math?

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:

    • (13:07) What is the best fast-food burger? The Worst?
    • (32:23) If you are rejected by a girl, how do you "spin the block"?
    • (47:37) What is your responsibility when one of your friends blacked out? 

    Thanks for the love and support!


    Sep 28, 202358:07
    The Roman Empire?

    The Roman Empire?

    The Roman Empire

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    • (4:00) A girl asked you to skinny dip on a date do you do it?
    • (16:12) What is a job you never tried but would be good at?
    • (27:56) Would you ever do 23 and Me?
    • (38:29) At what point is it okay to watch a show without someone?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Sep 21, 202354:09
    #RentDue

    #RentDue

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    • (7:35) Is fantasizing about someone else cheating?
    • (20:19) Advice you would give someone starting a job who is having a hard time with their boss?
    • (32:22) How many times can someone cancel a date before you cut them off?
    • (42:21) You matched with a girl on a dating app, but you find out that her friend helped with running the account. Red Flag?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Sep 14, 202358:53
    Stage 5 Clinger

    Stage 5 Clinger

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    (5:51) Should you split the security deposit after cheating?

    (15:34) What is something that is too "deep in the trenches" for you?

    (26:45) What does “clingy” mean to you?

    (35:51)What do you do if you’re losing a fight in front of your girl?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Sep 07, 202353:30
    2nd Hand Horny

    2nd Hand Horny

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    • (7:40) Sermon: "Believe in yourself"
    • (10:44) How would you rate your sex drive?
    • (24:35) What are you committed to trying in your 30’s?
    • (32:43) How long could you pretend to be dead?
    • (44:19) Would you tell your parents if your sibling became a stripper?

    Thanks for the love and support!

    Aug 24, 202359:02
    “You trying to get chose?”

    “You trying to get chose?”

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:

    • (7:24) What would a girl be doing for you to call it “girlfriend” stuff?
    • (23:22) If you have an obnoxious chain, what would it be?
    • (34:06) What is the most miserable but safe job someone can have?
    • (43:12) How do you tell a girl that you both should stop having sex?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Aug 17, 202356:37
    Mr. Inappropriate

    Mr. Inappropriate

    At the table this week, the guys discussed:

    • (6:13) How would you describe your future partner in one word?
    • (15:57) What do you do if your laptop starts playing porn during class?
    • (27:42) Would you have A Live-in Nanny?
    • (42:33) When should you tell a friend you like them during a group trip?

    Thanks for the love and support!

    Aug 10, 202356:17
    What is a Hilltopper?

    What is a Hilltopper?

    At the table this week, the guys discussed:


    • (5:36) If Aliens take over, are you still saying in Columbus?
    • (20:26) What kind of job would you have if your Brain was a job?
    • (31:56) How do you let someone know you no longer want to be friends?
    • (48:41) What is a common assumption people are about dating that you disagree with?

    Thanks for the love and support!

    Follow us @thebltpod

    Aug 03, 202301:00:58
    The 200 Club

    The 200 Club

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following:


    Help us celebrate the milestone of reaching 200 episodes!


    • (8:26) When could you call someone your “ex”?
    • (21:20) What is worse? Pulling up to a closed restaurant or finding a parking spot already occupied?
    • (33:35) Would you rather be a Mascot or a Clown?
    • (42:31) Would you ever message another guy about his GF cheating on him?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Jul 27, 202301:04:19
    Glory to the Blvd

    Glory to the Blvd

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following:


    • (7:24) Should you tell someone you have feelings for them? Even if they have significant other?
    • (16:28) Would you live in a house where someone had been murdered?
    • (27:52) Creating A Replica Body for Your Brain
    • (36:30) Things a girl should know about you before moving in together?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Jul 20, 202359:34
    "Saturday Switchup"

    "Saturday Switchup"

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    “Different Format, Same Problematic Ideas”


    • (1:44) Hardest thing about College Partying?
    • (10:20) Soulja Boy and the Snap Movement
    • (15:00) What genre of Music would you want to be a Superstar in?
    •  (27:14) Sex Playlists
    • (32:34) Throwback Facebook Photos
    • (36:05) Staying Ready in Public
    • (43:54) Having Fun as an Adult


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Jul 13, 202347:16
    Rate Limit Exceeded

    Rate Limit Exceeded

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:

    • (6:12) Birthday Realizations 
    • (11:29) How do you make platonic friends post-college?
    • (21:26) What is the scariest animal that could pull up to your house?
    • (31:35) What would it take for you to uninvite your best friend to a party?
    • (43;46) What do you think are the worst things a girl has said about you in a group chat?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    @thebltpod on all Socials!

    Jul 06, 202301:04:16
    Business is Business

    Business is Business

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following:

    • (5:58) Sermon: Pick the Positive story to tell yourself
    • (8:32) Do you believe in the phrase: “You lose them how you get them”?
    • (21:47) What conspiracy do you believe in?
    • (36:29) How would you approach a Prostitute?
    • (48:26) Do you “check in” with old romantic flings?

    Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod


    Jun 29, 202301:04:45
    Actin’ brand new

    Actin’ brand new

    At the table this week, the guys discussed the following:

    5:37) PSA With O'shea: "Explaining the Culture"
    (7:40) What is the best message to text a girl in the morning?
    (23:33) Are there any words or phrases you cannot pronounce?
    (32:42) Would you want to know if your parents were swingers?
    (41:28) What do you do if you match with your Boss on a dating app?

    Thanks for the love and support!
    Follow us @thebltpod on all socials!
    Jun 15, 202359:54
    Step Dad Activities

    Step Dad Activities

    At the table this week, the guy's discussed:


    (5:40) What is the "adult" thing you have recently done?

    (12:54) How do you feel about someone "cheating back"?

    (27:10) What is one thing you regret that you said or did while drunk?

    (38:59) Which response stings more: The "thumbs up" or "K."

    (51:46) Annual Step Dad check-in: At this point in life, could you date a woman with kids?

    Jun 08, 202301:05:12
    Lap Dance Queen 

    Lap Dance Queen 

    At the table this week, the guys discussed:


    (4:10) Go ahead and “wear that shit.”

    (6:10) Do you need to have sex before you decide to date someone?

    (19:03) What is one thing that you must have in your first home?

    (29:27) Give your Co-hosts a new job and explain why?

    (50:51) What does it mean to you if someone says a girl is “high maintenance”?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Jun 01, 202301:01:57
    Toe Steppah

    Toe Steppah

    At the table this week, the guys discussed:


    (9:43) Where would you rather have sex while in a Hotel?

    (20:08) When is it appropriate to ask for a friend to Venmo you back?

    (32:42) What is your freakiest food combination bite?

    (38:01) What is the difference between being "exclusive" vs. being in a relationship?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    May 25, 202359:58
    Freaky Frog

    Freaky Frog

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    (5:45) Are you letting your friends pee on you after being stung by a jellyfish?

    (9:40) How do you tell your friend you think their significant other sucks?

    (22:42) How do you ask your Boss for more money?

    (34:29) What song do you want for your Wedding Reception entrance?

    (44:02) Is it appropriate to hit on hospice care help?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    May 18, 202359:51
    At Your Big Age?

    At Your Big Age?

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    (7:18) “Dating is like Shopping”

    (10:28) What would it take you to leave a date early?

    (26:50) Are you a homebody or Social Butterfly?

    (36:07) What would your storyline be in an HS teen drama?

    (47:24) If you have romantic feelings for a friend, should you date them or save the friendship?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    May 11, 202301:01:09
    "One Band, One Sound"

    "One Band, One Sound"


    At the table this week, the guys discussed:


    "One Band, One Sound"


    (4:55) What song comes to mind when you think of a one-hit wonder?

    (8:00) What behaviors should young men avoid when they go out?

    (22:47) Have you ever considered pursuing a romantic relationship with your best friend's sister?

    (35:44) Can you define a bad tattoo?

    (44:46) After sex, do you prefer to cuddle or have some alone time?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    May 04, 202356:11
    Thursday Therapy

    Thursday Therapy

    At the table this week, the fellas discussed:


    "Thursday Therapy"


    (4:24) How do you feel about people who say they have a physical type?

    (13:50) When is it appropriate to double-text a girl?

    (23:18) How do you define a "best friend"?

    (36:17) What is one "dickhead" thing you need to stop?


    Thanks for the love and support!

    Apr 27, 202301:04:35
    Free "Game" for the Spring

    Free "Game" for the Spring

    At the table this week, the guys discussed:


    "Free Game for the Spring"


    (5:03) Is it possible for a girl to be "out of your League"?

    (18:32) What is something that is not a crime that should be?

    (38:36) How long could you last in a horror movie?

    (46:49) Do you have any "icks" as a guy?


    Thanks for the love and Support!

    Apr 20, 202301:01:21