The Comedy Ring Podcast

In this episode:

Announcements

Royals

Jewish Wedding

Ravi's getting married, honeymoon bet

The woman king

Horror Movies

Alberta Forestry commercial

Who Said it?

Next U.S. president, Darth Vader Nixon

Ty vs bums

Dino for Mayor

Trans teacher implants

Jacobson vs edibles

The bus

Upcoming shows:

Oct 19, 23, 26   8pm The Hart 238 abbott st 

Oct 20 8pm Calabash 428 carrall st 

Oct 28 9:15pm Parts Unknown 877 hamilton st

tickets on eventbrite, promo code ring for discounted tickets

In this episode:

Bestiality vs wrestling

Owen Hart fan

Mushroom trip window jump

Daragh's top 3

Lizzo

How many people listen?

Black little mermaid, Halle Berry

Dead queen, Irish Colin Kapernick, Don Cherry

Milk battle

Urban Shaman, DMT and other drugs

Weird porn, David Blaine, snake charmers

Turner's favourite comedians and least favourite logo

9/11

Black, White or Other

In this episode:

Dick songs intro and new sponsor

Summer recap - Akaash Singh, Show Me Yours Western Canada tour

The infamous twins joke, salmon metaphor 

Uncle Adolf and the Secret Hitlers

Dead princess

Taco time double bird, 90s McDonald's

Golf course can fight

Happy Gilmore sequel

Gay Louis Anderson/Armstrong 

Nightclub's new "woke" policy

High-school dances, hot teachers, 

Sex with students, Windemere mock porn trial

Ocky way sketch 

We're back!

Musical genius, mushroom grower and hilarious Vancouver comedian Ty Boissonnault joins us at his home.

In this episode:

Sex with 90s TV girls

Karaoke

Ravi's gay son

OJ Simpson

Coloured Band-Aids

Plus sized Hooters

Cosby

Dolphins 

Big Comfy Couch

Black White or Other

Ruthless post show fan encounter

You want to buy knife?!

"Racist" terms

Steve Rana

Weird rap lyrics 

February shows!

In this episode:

Cheaters
To Catch a Predator
Creep Catchers

Kid stand-up
Broke meals
The Super Mario World

Corrections officer jailed for sex with inmate

FOX
Jamie Foxx

Mountie docked pay for touching himself in his own home

Ravi learns RCMP
Black Cops

Olympics ban soul cap
Dress professionally, well groomed

McDonald's, Lent, lawsuits, no grand Big Mac

Angry customers

Olympics, race, old trans weightlifter,
India, Russia

Top ten weird Olympic events

King of the Hill.... season 7 episode 5

In this episode:

Juneteenth Ikea menu
Trigger warning
Crowds

Fast 9
Movies, Adam Sandler
Box office numbers

Dave Chapelle's Block Party
The Cosby Show
Mike Tyson
Michael Jackson

D*ck Van Dyke
Cuddle company
Velma
Flintstones

Batman cunnilingus
New inclusive superheroes, superpowers

Future Olympic gold medalist weightlifter

Mid 90's
Upcoming live shows

Live shows are back!

  Family Holidays, bad gifts 

 Apple cider vinegar

   Space, Hyperloop  

High School emails

  Denied diploma 

 Reality shows 

 Black, White or Other - Drunk Shots Fired

  The pyramids  

Black White or Other - Murder by Dick

  Old genitals, balls on face, sneaky nuts 

 Slapped in Walmart

  Arrested for snapchat, fired for tweets, cancel culture, Cosby 

 Fighting a Lion

  Logan Paul  

Temporary tattoo

  T.I 

Kanye 

Eminem  

 Kevin Hart 

Steve Harvey 

Russell Peters

In this episode:

Steve and Xavier

 Changing names 

 Castes, Princess Diana

   Identifying gays 

 Patois  

Demisexual 

Retroactive homosexuality

 LGTBQ+∞ 

 Juwanna Man

   Trans athletes 

Boxing, WNBA, Sahib's Sports Tip 

 Slurpees, Circle K, Target 

 Ravi's Porn Corner - "Calendar Girl" 

 3D printed rhino horn

 Asian aphrodisiacs

 Erection enhancement 

 Aliases and nicknames 

 Gunts 

 Kevindeep & Jenniferpreet

  Ebony cards 

 Edmonton Evangelists

  Jehovah's witnesses  

Ironic deaths  

Terrorists, 72 virgins, media criminal photos  

Brendan Dassey

In this episode:

P.E. teachers, shorts, showers  

Cop sketches  

Conspiracies, urban legends 

 Michael Jackson "allegations" 

 Paul Mooney's writing credits 

 Comedy, cancel culture, remakes  

Seth Rogen  

Donald Glover  

Master of None   

Cheerleader rules and restrictions 

 Camel toe trend  

Man fucks chicken  

Black, White, or Other 

 Elon on SNL  

George W. Bush 

 Collision In Korea

 John Cena and China

 WWE commentating

  Sperm stories- childrens book, masturbating, coffee

In this episode featuring Quinn Beasley:

Weird things people say in comedy

  Woke white people crazy 

 Tony Hinchcliffe dropped

  The ass picture 

 Street performing vs stand-up 

 Charles Grodin 

Paul Mooney  

First time Quinn met *** ******  

Fainting kid video  

Football hooligans 

 Drawing Mohammed 

 Ravina Khan  

Selective outrage 

 Comics being serious 

 Audience complaints 

 Ravi's porn recommendations

  Quinn's comedic influences

  More Mooney

  Dark comedy  

Say what you want,  do what you say

  Why are Australians whores and abusers?

  Armenian burp  

Bonnie and press secretaries

In this episode featuring Robert Peng:

Peng Dang and Tony Hinchliffe 

Bill c-10

 Asian hate at Burger King 

Falun gong 

 Space - Indians, sex, movies tourism  

Which Pokemon would you fuck?  

Deep sea  

Odd meats 

 Steve Irwin 

 Punching lizards, kicking wildlife, shooting buffalo

  Futurama trans episode

 Pronouns 

Wearing dresses 

 Which race would you want to be?

  Who's your favorite terrorist? 

 Seth Rogen and James Franco

  Late night talk shows 

 Dalai Lama 

 Tiananmen Square guy 

 Guns

  Politicians

In this episode featuring Adam Jacobson:

Hosting comedy shows 

Open mics 

Humor and hate

 Slurs and trigger words

  Dinosaurs

 Godzilla vs Kong 

Theodore Rex

  Barney

 Cookie Monster 

Aids puppet  

Adam loves lizards 

Neuralink 

 Current slang

  Lizard people

 Spotify censoring Rogan

  Modi 

Therapy 

 Jacobson's comedic influences

 Live comedy   

Shane Gillis 

Pokemon 

Gary Vee

In this episode:

Homo milk story  

Mortal Kombat

 Street Fighter

 Assassin's Creed 

Sonic the Hedgehog 

Doom

 Super Mario Bros

  The Room 

Birdemic  

Waterworld  

Incest in film

  Back to the Future  

Best sequels  

Superbad 

 The King of Comedy 

 Rocky  

Pat Morita  

 Accents

  Blades of Glory 

The Art of Self Defense

 Falling Down 

Heat 

 Favorite movie quotes

  Movies that make you cry  

Adam Sandler 

John C. Reilly  

Good Will Hunting

In this episode:

Birthdays 

Apple watch  

DisneyLand 

Fright Night  

Strip clubs - Dallas, Palm Springs Muggs & Juggs, Van Nuys,  

 Perry's "dancing" history  

Philippinos & basketball  

Celebrities in wrestling 

 Bret Hart left Ravi on read

  Ravenous Randy Myers 

 Nik's acting philosophy 

  Performing standup naked

  Nude News - Lizzo, MP exposed on Zoom Trans heckler, Australian naked movie screening,

   Old actresses, understudies 

 David Suzuki

  Chauvin trial  

Aliens and race 

 UFOs, nuclear weapons, augmented reality  

George Dubya 

 Political humor

In this episode: 

Main and Terminal McDonald's

Sports Day

Tattoos

Animal stories

Separating the art from the person

The Olympics

 Dating other ethnicities

White and European culture

Tipping

The monarchy

Hitler 

Andy Kaufman

Sugar Sammy

Performing Comedy, crowd work, bad audiences

The Simpsons 

Bret "the Hitman" Hart cameo

Ravi's Razor Ramon story

In this episode: 

Public disrespect

Complaining at restaurants

How long should you wait before moving in with your significant other?

Partner

Would you be in a long distance relationship?

Ravi's Playland job

If your partner still regularly talks to their ex are they cheating?

Would you be in an open relationship?

Porn

Only Fans

Would you be with someone

with different political beliefs? 

Love confessions

First kiss

What kind of parent do you think you'd be?

Tv tangent - Chris Lilley, Sitcoms,  Dexter, Game  of Thrones

What are some annoying habits of couples?

In this episode:

Hot teachers

Bhad baby

Favorite females of hip-hop

Obama credits Jay-Z

Renegades

Ty's parody roots

Sketch shows, British comedies

Madtv vs SNL

Dj Quik April fools prank

The Critic

Influential stand-up

Sitcoms

Late night talk shows

Shining Time Station

Paul Mooney

George Carlin

Tension, committment and silence in stand-up comedy

Top headlining sets 

Sonny shows off his Seinfeld knowledge

In this episode:

BC's 'Circuit Breaker'

Fat shaming

Polacks

Mullets

WWE planned to burn American flag

Veterans, stolen valor, 

Nationalism, patriotic songs

Big Show in AEW, WWF storylines

How many female police officers would it take to apprehend you?

 Cops, Under Arrest, To Serve and Protect

Florida Mom fights 12 year old

Violence against Asians

Oakland gives cheques to poor families... unless they're white

Teacher showed students prophet Mohammed

Mixed weight relationship

Banning boys and girls sections in toy stores

How will an Indian, Chinese, black, and white child turn out?

The Simpsons

Dr Hibbert, Carl Carlson, Apu

Golden Gay Time

Ravi's party archive

In this episode:

Queef story

Morty

Dating a single mom

Is public shaming good parenting?

Do you share photos of your kids online?

Have you caught yourself repeating your parents phrases?

How do I stop my kids from fighting?

Pranks

What's the right age to allow my kids to date?

Dating in the old days

What's something you wish someone told about being a dad?

What does your kid roast you about?

Adam Sandler

Have your kids walked in on you  during sex? 

Is it healthy raising a kid to not eat meat?

Is it okay for kids to wear makeup all the time?

Is hate a bad word?

Jonny the sports fan

My child stole money from me, what do I do?

How can I help my child make healthier food choices?

Where do you stand on underage drinking?

Giving kids a phone - 

Over or under 13?

Do you limit screen time?

When do you tell your kids about Santa?

Father son movies and TV

Will you spank your children?

Father daughter movies and TV

Do you kiss your kids on the lips?

What is the most important lesson you learned from your father?

In this episode:

Bikes

Aliens 

Stop Asian hate 

Race relations

Shootings 

Racial vs Racist 

Comedy is the mirror 

Reparations

Bigfoot 

Mythical creatures 

Public toilets 

US Army gender neutral physical test 

Fat war 

Crack, meth, mushrooms 

Misogyny now a hate crime 

Bully2Bully 

Aladdin and Young Jafar 

Penis size shrinking due to pollution 

Kermit's new girlfriend

Our first guest, the hilarious Robert Peng shares his "Thoughts" and answers questions.

Would you date  a Oighur?

Wigger?

Masturbating to Doda 

What's the oldest you'd smash?

Date?

What's a good date movie?

Sex Robot innovations

What condiment would you use as 

lube?

If you had to fuck a man, which one?

Pronouns and property

What is the best fuck music?

What's the best fast food to fuck?

Keep it Asian

What's your go to porn site?

Robert's dating/relationship history

 What would you do/cook on a first date?

Ravi's dinner date tips

Grandma's lo mein

Pussy for Peng

Tinder, clubbing, reality shows

What are your turn ons? 

What are you attracted to?

What's your biggest turn-off?

Shitting at a girl's house

Peng's most recent date

Peng's kids

How big is your dick?

Have you ever sent a dick pic?

An interview with Robert Peng.

In this episode:

Zoom shows

Food reviews 

Weird food

Are American audiences different?

What inspired you to do stand-up?

First joke

Honesty and transformation on stage

Sahib crashes the interview

Which comic made you want to do comedy?

Asian mainstream comedians

Koreans

What was one of your hardest shows? Best shows?

Comedy Mix

House of Comedy upstairs vs downstairs

When will you record an album?

Happy ending history

How do you write material?

What advice would you give to younger 

comics?

What's your ideal scenario to lose your virginity?

 Blue chew, Viagra adventures

Who's a comedian you want to fuck?

Peng's fantasy and high sexual standards

Would you fuck a dude or trans person?

Ruthless Ravi Khanna finally arrives

Comedic goals for 2021

This week on TCR:

New podcast from Adam Jacobson,

 "Dick, Jokes and Dinosaurs"

Super Straight

CFL + XFL

Coming to America 2

Flying Monkeys

Ratemyteachers.com

Pizza Hut & KFC collab

P'zone story

Barbados severs ties with the Queen

The Royal Family

Offensive Jokes, context and intent

Behind the Burqa: Ravina Khan

Pepe Le Pew

Dr. Seuss

Lola Bunny

Mr. Potato Head

Treating dogs humanely is racist?

Uncle Tom

Kid pix

Chris D'Elia, Woody Allen

Media normalizing pedos

Racist graffiti

Swastika rangoli

Mama Tran promo featuring

 Am Mangat

Is it creepy to install a mirror to make eye contact when I'm eating the pussy from the back?

Last night I was naked and playing poker with me wife, are there any chances of pregnancy?

My husband doesn't make me orgasm and never has, is it too late to bring it up after 20 years?

I am a 19 year old man. When I masturbate, I get a pimple on my face the following day. I want to get rid of this cycle though I don't wish to give up masturbating.

Help me.

Now that the kids have left home, it's just me and my wife in the house, how can I persuade her to go naked during the day more often?

I am a 36 year single old man, six months ago had sex with a housewife. Then I made as many as 220 strokes in the 40 mins if our intercourse. Today, I could only reach 180 in the same time.

Please reply, I am worried.

How do I pick up girls?

What's love?

Bread fast tangent

Dipping with dippers

Are you a bigot if you don't want to date trans?

Heartbroken man dumped girlfriend of 9 months after finding out she was born male.

How would you react?

How are the post op dicks made?

I am 43 years old, my wife believes I am having an extra marital affair but it's not true. Every day she applies nail polish on my penis to check if I'm being unfaithful. I feel a burning sensation and it hurts me. 

Please help.

What is the best fuck music?

My girlfriend and her friend group are getting into the habit of degrading me, what should I do?

Fighting and disagreement in relationships

Who's the hottest old chick?

My friend has oral sex with his girlfriend he ejaculated on her neck and the semen rolled down her breasts to her tummy, and all the way to her underwear.

Can she get pregnant?

I recently read about using banana skin during masturbation. I wanted to know if it can cause skin infection.

The website suggested microwaving the banana for 7 seconds before using it.

Would you advise against this?

What's the best fast food to fuck?

Ravi's hot Vaseline recipe

What's your go to porn site?

In this episode:

Aunt Jemima

Fun Racism

Funerals

Jokes getting stolen or sold

Writing stand-up

Nora Hendrix Way

Candace Owens 

Walt Disney

Chestfeeding 

Racial slurs 

TSN 1040 

Comedy radio

Coca-Cola "Be less white"

Texas winter

 Africa

Young Rock

Celebrity Politicians

Crap intro

Second much better, totally natural intro

How can I suck my own cock?

Robot or prostitute?

How do I unsleep with my girlfriend's sister?

Mumwank

What do you do when she stops sticking her finger in your ass?

What condiment would you use to replace lube?

What does the bottle of lotion emoji mean?

Girlfriend said another man's name while she masturbating, thought I was asleep.

What should I do?

What's the worst name to hear your girl say while she's masturbating?

Would you date a porn star?

When does a relationship become exclusive?

Sahib reads a Georgia Straight article excerpt.

How do you write a good dating profile?

Would you end the relationship if your partner forgot your birthday?

Did parents fail if their son dates outside of the race?

Boyfriend farted in my face.

$4 coffee ended a relationship.

Who should pay for a date?

Is there such a thing as having too much baggage to have a wonderful relationship?

I got called ugly on Tinder, how do I let it not get to me?

Guy found out wife has been posting nudes on Reddit.

If you had to fuck a man, which one?

How do you tell someone you love to go fuck themselves without breaking up? 

Or how do you resist the urge to say that?

Regional Comic Jonny Paul asked
What makes you relationship authorities?


First jack

How can I get with a milf?

Irish dating is different

When is the right time to fart in front of your partner?

Shit tangent

Cake farts


How is important is foreplay?


Drugs and sex


What if the person has never watched porn and goes straight for sex?

Sue Johannson


Age gaps and relationships, what's good and what's too far?

How to increase intimacy again after going through rough patch?

Give some tips on how to be a side piece?

What's a good date movie?

How do I know if I enjoy eating groceries?

What is the most romantic thing, you have done for your significant other?


Why is dating so hard in Vancouver?