The Downstairs

In this episode Anti tells us about some very important and some not so very important happenings that have been happening for the last two and a half weeks. Sorry in advance if you live in Albuquerque.

In this episode TJ was invited to play in a local celebrity basketball game, Anti realizes he would probably go broke if he ever won the lottery, and we all bring plenty of animal facts.

This episode might get us kicked off Spotify. Sheep and Anti explain one quick and easy trick to getting better results in the gym, and TJ talks about being pursued by a middle-aged matchmaker at a comedy show he performed in. Also, Tyrese and Ludacris go to space in a Pontiac Fiero.

This week we discuss Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig's incredible dead-serious Lifetime thriller: Fatal Adoption. Also, the disappointing end to a formerly great show, and a Utah handler proves that she is an absolute fucking bad ass while being attacked by an actual alligator.

In this episode we discuss whether it's okay to ask someone not to say their own word, when it's not your word, and Anti tells us about being the only hater at a pool party where everyone else had fun.

This week we talk about Sheep teaching children parkour, TJ teaching adults comedy, and Britney Spears' conservatorship. We're back, baby.

This week we talk about a catastrophic car crash, a half-ginger wedding in a mansion with a slide, and South African women openly taking multiple husbands.

In this episode we talk about the NFL being sued for race-curving the results of concussion tests, a big bitcoin bust overseas, and a collection of random stories of man vs beast, including the diver who was nearly eaten by a whale and a woman who attacked a bear to save her dog.

This is a revenge-based episode where we talk about Item Label and their Peepy plushies and hat computers.
Also, TJ tries to tell us about J. Cole's attempt at being a basketball star in Africa.

This may be the weirdest episode of this show you will ever hear.

In this episode, Anti recalls his recent trip to Oregon and Seattle, his incredible rental car experience, an upsetting medical head-scratcher, and his strange encounter with another white dude with a mohawk.

This week we talk about TJ getting caught with counterfeit $100 bills, Anti got kicked off Facebook (again) and built a computer, and we discuss the social responsibility of Black Americans.

This week we talk about Sheep's sudden back injury, Best Buy fleecing Anti for over $5,000, and TJ being mocked by another local comic.

This may be our most potentially offensive episode ever. Fair warning.
This week we talk about throwing the Black Hilarity Show, going to the zoo as an adult, friends who flake on their own ideas, why slurs about white people are inherently less harmful, and the importance of the ongoing fight over using certain words.

Today we talk about having a bad date right after a good one, a shooting outside Anti's house, Nic Cage being sacrificed to animatronic demon animals in an amusement park, the Black Hilarity Show happening tonight, nightmares about our careers, and our friends coming to our events.

Today we talk about Anti getting kicked off Facebook, TJ has more relationship drama, the stock market is on crack, and we question why platonic relationships with women are so valuable.

We talk about TJ's recent standup shows, McGregor and Holloway's UFC performances, Børning 3, and gwyneth paltrow's vagina candle exploding in a woman's home.

We talk about TJ's lady friend ghosting him, the incident at the capitol, going to jail, and getting in high school fights.

We talk about what we would do with $100 Million dollars, the new KFC Console, a surprising find in Pompeii, and what future cars will be like.

We tried a Mr. Beast Beast Burger, and we discuss why online acts of kindness get more attention than legitimate charitable organizations. Also, some tension at a local open mic and more random animal facts.

Nate Robinson vs. Jake Paul happened.
Also, we get self-defense tips from antelope, talk about ADHD, and debate whether the Terminator could defeat the Home Alone kid.

Thanksgiving dinners, a strange statue in the desert, and some bizarre animal facts.
Also, we apparently have a listener in the Netherlands now.

First up, we talk about the name change and new direction this podcast is heading.
Then we talk about a crazy survival hippy and her strange animal puppets.
Also, TJ got invited to a wedding. Don't invite him to a wedding.