The Honey Roasted Podcast

TW: stalking comes up a couple times. Quite possibly the worst book we've ever read. Not even sure we can call it a book. Took us a month to review because it was physically painful to read. Enjoy our suffering!

Warning just in case you're driving, there's a siren in the background at about the 34-minute mark.

Lightning Roast is a format that's really similar to how we actually started all of this, changed to be more of a game. We had our friend, Kirby Kellogg, round up the blurbs of some romance novels for us to read blind and try to guess the titles. She MIGHT have broken us in the process...

TW// sexual assault and abuse

We go on a deep dive into Diana Palmer's Christmas Cowboy, exploring The Good, The Bad, and The OOF. 

Corrigan Hart wasn’t the marrying kind, but he wanted Dorie Wayne all the same. The ironhearted rancher would never admit how much the enticing, yet innocent Dorie meant to him—until she left small town Texas for the big city. When a fateful Christmas encounter brings him face-to-face with his long-lost love, will these star-crossed lovers find happiness under the mistletoe? 

It's literally just the “single businesswoman at Christmas comes back to her hick small town to be shown the error of her ways” story that we’ve seen a thousand times, with 200% more kidnappings, and everything is somehow about biscuits.