The 'Horse
By Jenny Hamilton and Dan Bushnell
The 'HorseNov 07, 2020
Life is short, be a whore.
Dan and Jenny talk about sex, dating sites, just dating and condoms. They talk a lot about condoms in this one.
Jenni House Art Crawl Night
Jenny was the artist is residency at the Jenni House and Dan and her recorded a few shows there. This is the first one of the Art Crawl night.
Topics include: Jenny's upcoming show, Duck Pate, Plastic Bags, Banks taxing us, parks and Halloween candy
Food Boils and other Culinary Nightmares
Dan and Jenny talk about:
Singing to pets and babies
Accents
Boiling Food culturally
Ruining Dinner Parties
Libidos and their slow deaths
New Brunswick Vacation
Dan went on vacation so he and Jenny talk about East Coast stuff like;
Weed and weed stores, bugs and how they are different than Northern bugs, vacuuming wasps, Airbnb descriptions lacking a few details sometimes, Big Daddy in N.B. and Our Cult admission costs.
Ruthlessly Confident and Highly Insecure
These two are at it again. Jenny and Dan talk about:
Languages versus Codes
Asterix and Obelix movie
How Liberals got Trump elected
Football versus Soccer
How to spend Karma
and being jerks in school
Of course it is all from the perspective of these two and all is just their opinions, which may only matter to them. HA!
Thank you Jesus!
Dan and Jenny chat about:
Cultural Hubs, Knowing Yourself, Cats and Consent and Fiction versus Non Fiction.
I'M 50...and it shows, show.
Jenny (50) and younger Dan(49) talk about being 50 or close to it.
Other topics include, fat cats, summer projects, Wyrd the Musical tour, New Grandbaby, Junior High school and Joh Waters
Comedy Night!
Jenny and Dan speak about the comedy night they both performed at, bathroom decor including Mad Magazines, the Friend Zones and figuring out your weirdness.
F*ck the city
Jenny and Dan chat about kittens, spanks, comedy shows, lotions and the city planning
Spicy Hot?!
Dan and Jenny talk public transit violence prevention, working retail, how we need more holidays with crafts and fried dough with sugar and cinnamon. All the while Dan eats his spicy nuggies!!
We are BACK!!!
Dan and Jenny are back at it after many requests to return, so more than four. HA!
Once a month will be the new format as to not tire the old farts out.
Welcome back, sit back relax and enjoy the "Horse
Cultural Expectations and Conditioning
Dan and Jenny finish their conversation with Stephanie Dixon and Tara McCarthy.
Public Image versus Reality
Stephanie Dixon, Tara McCarthy, Jenny and Dan continue their conversation about emotions, conversations and their "Public Images"
Stephanie Dixon
The Extraordinary Stephanie Dixon joins Dan, Jenny, and Tara McCarthy's conversation.
They delve deep into the topics of:
Self Care, Judgement, Stephanie's salad, Social media as a good tool, Communication in relationships and honesty and the costs and benefits of being honest.
Originally recorded May 2018
TikTok
Jenny and Dan converse about: TikTok/Snapchat, French Fries perfectness, Dad Jokes, Critical Thinking, Acquired tastes being like anal sex, Liquor shortage in Canada, and Sarah's incredible drink recipe.
Dan's TikTok handle is arkellelite for visuals with those audios.
Christmas
Dan and Jenny chat about:
Making Gifts, Taking time off, Holiday Obligations, Pagan Festivals, Lights, "Beards" and Aging.
We want to wish you an incredible holiday season and an amazing 2022. Be safe, Stay sane(ish) and know you are important to us!
Happy Holidays!
More of Dan's Birthday on Zoom
We continue our birthday bitch session with topics such as:
Conspiracy theories explained, Doing your own research validity, Wasps...the flying kind, not white people, Pets loving quarantine, what we are watching in isolation, buying justice and the importance of Voting.
In the next episode Jenny gets Dan some earphones so he knows the importance of facing the mic while they record ;)
Dan's Birthday on Zoom
At the time the Yukon was in a Covid outbreak, so Jenny and Dan went virtual, for safety of the community.
Being Dan's birthday, Jenny just let the old man talk.
Tara McCarthy Pt 2
We continue our conversation with Tara, which includes:
Dating differences North and South of 60, dating fatigue versus the rolodex of apps, the gender gap in northern dating and we end with some gardening metaphors cuz we are those people.
Tara McCarthy Pt. 1
From May 2018 comes an afternoon conversation with the one and only Tara McCarthy.
Dan and Jenny sat down with Tara and chatted about:
Bitches versus Assholes, Challenging fears, Communication and Relationships and Apps versus old timey dating.
The Lost Episode
This episode slipped though the cracks of Jenny's editing brain, but was found and is here for your listening pleasure.
September 21 2021 Dan and Jenny sat down an conversed about:
Yukon Weather(yes they bitch about it), The Election, Doing too much, Yukon's drinking and driving issues and solution, Producing shows, Battling Apathy, those first day of school photos, and Foods that scare most humans.
Hootch Lunacy
The night comes to and end and the topics take a hard turn to:
Becky's retirement plans, That time Jenny made Bongs, Prehistoric smoking apparatuses, BeetlePoop, Red Serge summers, The Rheas, Science digs a Hole, STI's back in the day, Sarah arrives!
Gin Diaries
Becky joins Dan for a drink or so, and Jenny records it all. The three chat about:
Intervention and other crappy tv, Death by Chocolate, Tuxedo Cats, Sanitation Technicians, Vasectomies, Projects with your spouse, Bulldogs and a snowy roof, Dan and Becky drunk A.F., Allergies, Hemorrhoids, and the THC kicks in.
Gin and Candy
Dan and Jenny get together and pop the cork on a few topics:
Halloween vs Christmas, Booze and Cannabis, Candy, Gin vs THC drinks, Dentistry, Dan has an Epiphany!, Fighting Patriarchy with safe sex, Shitty Yukon service, being nice to retail workers and Dan GOONED!
Happy Halloween to you all!
Kindness is the new Bravery
Trigger Warning, as the subjects of conversation in this episode and could be upsetting for some listeners.
Dan and Jenny chat about Metal Work, they talk about cars, the subject turns to the fascination for real shows about murder and then the topic of societies responsibility for violence send them into a deep conversation...and they go DEEP!
Lady Farts
Dan and Jenny sit and chat with Becky.
Topics include: 80's movies, Minecraft, Butt Plugs with tails and Burrito Ghosts
We're Back Baby!
Dan and Jenny are at it again after a hiatus for sunshine and other projects.
Topics include: Commercials, Drinking water and other fluids, The Dump, Building a deck, Russian Bird Suppliers, Being around people again, Cat Fights and Ladder Suspensions.
Dan Deep In The Mic
Dan and Jenny chat while Becky listens to the goofyness. Topics include:
How celebration and depression are alike, No more complaints or mute buttons, Text message not TexMex, Jenny calls out white women, Dan's bird, Sarah messages about the meat, What's actually in your intestines and loving Jack White.
Back in August, stay safe and be kind.
Look Me In The EYE!
Dan and Jenny chat about;
Doctor visits, Rumors, Graduations, Dan's new shirt, Summertime, Alpen bitters, Growing to fit your container, Winter Road Snakes, truck nuts, and laughing to yourself.
Corndogs
Dan and Jenny's conversation includes; Red Ryder BB Gun, Squirrels, Urban Wildlife, Animals adapting, Pork Fingers?, Fast Food Check Ins and Corndogs.
Bitchin' Yukon
Topics covered; Bitchin' in the Yukon, Living on a rumor, Working for a living? Trading cards versus playing cards, ending on a resentment.
Cinnamon
Jenny and Dan talk about;
the Joy of Fucking with People, Apples, Toilet cleaning tips, dogs and cats, Vehicles and Cinnamon.
Season 2 Back in the Garage
A few listeners have said part of the fun when listening to Dan and Jenny, is that you never know what they will say or talk about.
From that note, episode descriptions will be minimal is any from now on.
Enjoy Jenny and Dan shooting the shit now that they are back in the garage!
The Hotness of a blood test
Jenny and Dan chat about:
Broken toes, Phobias versus Fetishes, "the condom talk" in the 90's, old folks homes, Dog in town, food in summertime, Wood, emotional support animals and local shops such as Road Dog Music, Yukon Provisions, Night Market, and Pick A Pepper, plus many more.
JenDan HamBush
Dan and Jenny sit down and banter like the old farts they are about;
The Weather, How cities have changed, vacations, fishing, yards in spring, going back to visit America, buying stuff with your spouse, and toolbox addictions.
Dan tattoos Jenny
In this episode Jenny takes the needle from Dan and they chat about:
Robert Crumb; as the tattoo is of Mr. Natural, Dentists and teeth cleaning, forgetting tattoos hurt, self-care versus experience, judging other generations, compassion fatigue, voting in the Yukon and we end with some tattoo nerd shit.
Katya McQueen pt. 2
We continue our conversation with Katya and cover the topics of:
Dishwashers, Building stuff with our spouses, We are all sick bastards, Pranking, Annoying yourself, slowing life down, not being a morning person but being up early, hands and your brains, secret to a good marriage, fetishes, No one messes with Sarah, Dan has Stockholm syndrome and why we do not have listeners aged 18 to 25.
Katya McQueen pt 1
Dan and Jenny speak with Katya McQueen. First they toss a few ideas out amongst themselves; Poets, Influencers then and now, Shoes and cookies.
Then Katya joins the conversation speaking about; how she got to the Yukon, Whitehorse's underground tunnels, being labelled a Satanist and a witch, Words we don't like, getting older and issues that come with that, Dan's lack of recording etiquette, open door poopers and bidets.
Tattoo Etiquette
From the mouths of the tattoo artists themselves, a few thoughts on proper etiquette regarding tattoos, people and life in general.
The artists set the record straight. No debate.
Cars, Old Music and Hydrating!
Jenny and Dan sit down and talk about:
Accepting good things in not great people, If you do something stupid; film it, will it be good to see humans in real life again, being tired, cellphones, Cars and their companies, Old music and hydrating versus napping.
WAP versus the Patriarchy
Dan and Jenny are old and grumpy and chat about:
Old is new again, WAP vs the Patriarchy, Benjamin at the vet, Getting better medical info, rich people saying stupid things and celebrating real heroes.
Liam Johnson
Dan and Jenny call their young friend Liam and chat about:
Dating, Ontario vs Yukon during pandemic, career plans for Liam, and his dating life.
Mostly the duo just give Liam a hard time, because they miss him and love him and they are just jerks!
Atis pt 2
We continue our conversation with Atis and delve into the encyclopedia of music that is his mind.
Top 3's; No Mind from Toronto, Laughing Hyenas, and The Replacements.
We speak about I'm a Clique the film, the good in closing big music stores and the bad, mixed tapes, buying weird stuff, making swag, records making a come back, what we are listening to now.
Atis and Jenny chat about enjoying weed while Dan being Irish talks about his drinking, and then we make a new rule about double D's, and instantly break and regret the rule.
Atis pt 1
Dan and Jenny chat with their friend Atis.
Topics include; Atis's found toy box, Pajamas in public, Spring cleaning, Cats kinks, Taking care of your appearance, balding, Head shaving, how Dan is not afraid of anything, Benjamin the dog and Damien and Lou the cats, cat dentistry, what annoys Dan about legalization of cannabis and the Bushnell family rule of breaking laws.
also much coffee poring and toy robot crashing can be enjoyed on this episode. Plus so many laughs!
Salad pt 2
We continue our conversation with Salad and chat about a lot of important things, Ego vs Depression, the tortured artist, imposter syndrome, butchering Jenny's jokes.
Then we spin off into many tangents; deodorant, Silkwood showers, Cher, Good Medicine and the providers of such meds, Bidets, Nutella, sugar free foods, Horse sushi and other consumerism issues.
Salad pt 1
Tattoo Artist, Salad, who works in Toronto and Montreal comes home to the Yukon and chats with Dan and Jenny.
Topics covered include; Beds: height and how to destroy them during sex. What scares Jenny?. Fighting as an older person. High school bullshit which is how Dan and Jenny met. Then introductions, cuz we are not actually organized. Dad jokes versus Uncle jokes. Our funerals and hoe Salad learned to tattoo.
Part 2 coming next week...
Cancel Culture Enigma pt.2
Dan and Jenny's conversation continues... and their age shows greatly, HA!
Cancel Culture Enigma pt.1
Dan and Jenny chat about cancel culture in this first episode of two.
Creepy Lotion Guy
Dan treats us with his talent of "doing voices" Then the conversation leads to the topics of scaring people, aka; Nothing scares me: challenge accepted.
Jenny and Dan also chat about being hyper critical of their work, how to be "artful", Chess, dance, hairstyling and fashion. ending with their retirement plans.
Horrible Dinner Guests
Dan and Jenny chat topics include;
Cheese, being horrible dinner guests, missing performances, what we will do first when it is safe, supporting the Arts and pay to play.