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The Kardasim Podcast

The Kardasim Podcast

By SimgmProductions
Spoof sisters Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardasim talk and debate about hot topics and dumb topics.
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Uncensored Bloopers #28
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episode 73.
01:56
July 25, 2022
Episode 73
The sisters talk about bringing someone back to life, penguins, and outdated telephones.
57:09
July 18, 2022
Uncensored Bloopers #27
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episode 72.
04:57
June 06, 2022
Episode 72
The sisters talk about owning their own planet, raw chicken salad, and liars. 
56:23
May 30, 2022
Uncensored Bloopers #26
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episode 71.
02:32
April 18, 2022
Episode 71
The sisters talk about Glow Glow Glow baby products, throwing tantrums, and hairy feet.
46:45
April 11, 2022
Uncensored Bloopers #25
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episode 69 and 70.
03:43
March 21, 2022
Episode 70
The sisters talk about a missing test subject, petting zoos, and art galleries.
41:12
March 14, 2022
Episode 69
The sisters talk about snake juice shampoo, being unapologetic, and trouble.
46:57
March 07, 2022
Uncensored Bloopers #24
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episode 67 and 68.
03:49
February 28, 2022
Episode 68
The sisters talk about sketchy moisturizer, clear soda, and a fun word. 
45:12
February 21, 2022
Episode 67
The sisters talk about Glow Glow Glow pizzas, spelling bees, and milkshakes.
52:40
February 14, 2022
Uncensored Bloopers #23
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episode 66.
01:25
January 24, 2022
Episode 66
The sisters talk about spies, getting rid of Christmas Eve, and math.
57:40
January 17, 2022
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 22
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 64 and 65.
01:44
December 06, 2021
Episode 65
The sisters talk about toxic waste, silicone, and hens.
42:52
November 29, 2021
Episode 64
The sisters talk about exotic ass cream, lawsuits, and valet.
39:04
November 22, 2021
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 21
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 62 and 63.
01:36
November 01, 2021
Episode 63
The sisters talk about a Glowzilla Monster, face tattoos, and dying organs.
41:30
October 25, 2021
Episode 62
The sisters talk about false advertising, cursing, and stupid words.
40:38
October 18, 2021
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 20
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 60 and 61.
06:09
September 27, 2021
Episode 61
The sisters talk about faking injuries, furbies, and exposing Glow Glow Glow.
44:47
September 20, 2021
Episode 60
The sisters talk about radiation, short shorts, and loudness.
41:11
September 13, 2021
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 19
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 58 and 59.
02:50
August 23, 2021
Episode 59
The sisters talk about rom com stereotypes, puzzles, and bologna.
50:40
August 16, 2021
Episode 58
The sisters talk about how to ride a bike, chocolate milk vs milk chocolate, and being grand.
01:00:08
August 09, 2021
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 18
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 56 and 57.
01:44
July 19, 2021
Episode 57
The sisters talk about Resident Evil, zodiac signs, and being swol.
45:33
July 12, 2021
Episode 56
The sisters talk about employees suing, rich people problems, and diarrhea. 
49:50
July 05, 2021
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 17
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 54 and 55.
01:20
June 21, 2021
Episode 55
The sisters talk about swollen butts, chicken nuggets, and plant grouping.
39:31
June 14, 2021
Episode 54
The sisters talk about the Hunger Games, receipts, and old names.
41:45
June 07, 2021
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 16
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 52 and 53.
04:42
May 24, 2021
Episode 53
The sisters talk about ripping off products, working together, and basketballs.
25:09
May 17, 2021
Episode 52
The sisters talk about pepper spray, divorce, and Taylor.
34:10
May 10, 2021
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 15
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 47, 49, 50 and 51.
06:02
April 05, 2021
Episode 51
The sisters talk about mystery boxes, fruit salads, and cancelling.
37:30
March 29, 2021
Episode 50
The sisters talk about "scientifical" stuff, butts with webs, and celebrating the 50th podcast episode.
40:01
March 01, 2021
Episode 49
The sisters talk about poop, pregnancies, and new Glow Glow Glow products.
39:59
February 23, 2021
Episode 48
The sisters talk about eye droppers that aren't for eyes, the moon giving birth, and weird coral.
36:35
January 25, 2021
Episode 47
The sisters talk about haters, Dora the Explorer, and retreating.
39:18
January 18, 2021
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 14
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episode 45 and 46. Also bloopers from Kardashians and the Chamber of Secrets, Not News 2, Nicki Minaj as a Flight Attendant, and Pretty Little Liars Spoof 18.
10:22
January 12, 2021
Episode 46
The sisters talk about technical difficulties, farting in public, and lips.
32:49
December 14, 2020
Episode 45
The sisters talk about accidental killings, cheerleading, and harmony.
35:20
December 07, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 13
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episode 43. Also bloopers from We Had An Impostor Among Us, We're All Screwed (How to Get Away with Murder Spoof), Poor for a Day (Kardashians Spoof), and Slumber Party Gone Wrong (Kardashians Spoof).
07:56
November 23, 2020
Episode 44
The sisters talk about misspelled names, anime, and fish.
37:49
November 16, 2020
Episode 43
The sisters talk about butt serums, overthinking, and napkins.
37:19
November 09, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 12
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 41 and 42. Also bloopers from Friday The 13th With The Kardashians, Kardashians Without the Internet, Nicki Minaj as a Retail Worker, and Nicki Invites Kourtney Kardashian to Dinner.
05:05
October 26, 2020
Episode 42
The sisters talk about being the most watermelon, bots, and passing out.
38:15
October 19, 2020
Episode 41
The sisters talk about deleting a species, software engineering, and making pasta.
38:12
October 12, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 11
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 39 and 40. Also bloopers from We Became Beauty Gurus, Kardashians at a Farm, Kardashians Go to Jurassic World, Nicki Minaj as a Waitress, and Britney Spears Gets Nicki Minaj Mad.
06:32
September 28, 2020
Episode 40
The sisters talk about rashes, botany, and bars.
44:29
September 21, 2020
Episode 39
The sisters talk about dinosaurs, Ariana SimGrande, and butt muscles. With guest star Caitlyn Simmer!
52:12
September 14, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 10
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 37 and 38. Also bloopers from Going to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory with Nicki Minaj, We Went Uncharted,  Kardashians as Substitute Teachers for a Day, and Kardashians Stuck in an Elevator.
10:16
August 24, 2020
Episode 38
The sisters talk about being locked in a room, makeup palettes, and the shape of bells.
40:07
August 17, 2020
Episode 37
The sisters talk about owning their own country, sour candy, and meat.
44:58
August 10, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 9
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 35 and 36. Also bloopers from Sailing the Titanic with the Kardashians, Kardashians Doing ASMR, Nicki and Cardi B in the Upside Down, and Kardashians at Area 51.
06:33
July 27, 2020
Episode 36
The sisters talk about jobs, rude teachers, and poop.
43:06
July 20, 2020
Episode 35
The sisters talk about breakups, exorcism, and being a sore loser.
47:05
July 13, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 8
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 33 and 34. Also bloopers from Kardashians at a Campground, Kardashians at a Drive-Thru, Kardashians Do an Escape Room, Kourtney is the New Siri, and Kylie Jenner Vs. World Record Egg.
07:59
June 22, 2020
Episode 34
The sisters talk about a world without soda, bacon, and urine.
36:37
June 15, 2020
Episode 33
The sisters talk about being a monster, hostages in basements, and chemicals.
37:14
June 08, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 7
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 31 and 32. Also bloopers from Kardashians Stranded in a Desert, Kardashians Stay Five Nights at Freddy's, Kardashians at a Call Center, and Pretty Little Liars Spoof 23.
07:16
May 25, 2020
Episode 32
The sisters talk about Cinderella's dad, bee sex, and mug shots.
42:40
May 18, 2020
Episode 31
The sisters talk about Willy Wonka, armpit hair, and Greeks being Romans.
38:39
May 11, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 6
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 29 and30. Also bloopers from Kardashians in the Wild West, If Taylor Swift Got Catfished, and Nicki and Cardi B at the Park.
11:06
April 27, 2020
Episode 30
The sisters talk about Glow Glow Glow, Viruses, and too many 'w' words.
44:49
April 20, 2020
Episode 29
The sisters talk about inspiration, drag queens, and stupid plants.
42:42
April 13, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 5
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 27 and 28. Also bloopers from Kardashians in the Purge, If Lana Del Rey and Nicki Minaj Wrote a Song Together, and Kardashians at a Senior Citizens Home.
10:35
March 23, 2020
Episode 28
The sisters talk about diseases, manipulation, and grapes.
34:21
March 16, 2020
Episode 27
The sisters talk about being locked in scary places, becoming doctors, and stupid rain.
37:46
March 09, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 4
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episode 26. Also bloopers from Trying to Escape Liberty City (Grand Theft Auto Spoof), Mariah Carey and the Missing Hot Tea, and A Very Dark Story (Pretty Little Liars Spoof 21).
11:15
February 17, 2020
Episode 26
The sisters talk about DDR, farting, and doing things with your hands.
37:25
February 10, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 3
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 24 and 25. Also bloopers from If Lana Del Rey and Britney Spears Wrote a Song Together, A Rotten Igg (Pretty Little Liars Spoof 20), and Caitlyn Ruins Fairy Tales (Kardashians Spoof).
15:36
January 27, 2020
Episode 25
The sisters talk about real talent, puppets, and types of people.
37:08
January 20, 2020
Episode 24
The sisters talk about skinny legends, stealing outfits, and lasers.
43:25
January 13, 2020
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 2
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 22 and 23. Also bloopers from Cardi B is the New Nicki Minaj, If Jennifer Lopez Got Catfished, and Cardi B Sues Nicki Minaj.
11:43
December 23, 2019
Episode 23
The sisters talk about school advice, names that start with K, and darkness.
33:05
December 16, 2019
Episode 22
The sisters talk about siblings being evil, high calorie salads, and stupid lectures.
35:07
December 09, 2019
Uncensored Bloopers: Episode 1
Bloopers from The Kardasim Podcast Episodes 4, 12, 20, and 21. Also bloopers from Kardashians in the Matrix and Kardashians in Bird Box.
11:43
November 18, 2019
Episode 21
The sisters talk about rise and shine, admitting mistakes, and shaking.
38:49
November 11, 2019
Episode 20
The sisters talk about ghost hunting, turtles, and gatherings of puppies.
37:33
November 04, 2019
Episode 19
The sisters talk about hidden talents, tennis, and beaks.
31:58
October 21, 2019
Episode 18
The sisters talk about divorce, slapping, and granddaddy lions.
36:57
October 07, 2019
Episode 17
The sisters talk about removing likes, shipping, and glamorous crackers.
35:52
September 16, 2019
Episode 16
The sisters talk about weird salads, being careless, and magical ghosts.
30:57
September 02, 2019
Episode 15
The sisters talk about switching bodies, shame, and being history.
34:52
August 19, 2019
Episode 14
The sisters talk about plastic surgery, Disney movies, and magical dinosaurs.
32:25
August 05, 2019
Episode 13
The sisters talk about respecting moms, wisdom, and kangaroos.
27:22
July 22, 2019
Episode 12
The sisters talk about Kourtney's emotions, jobs, and dead people frisbees.
25:15
July 08, 2019
Episode 11
The sisters talk about big butts, skincare, and chat with special guest De Nicki Minaj.
35:16
May 31, 2019
Episode 10
The sisters talk about betraying a friend, apology videos, and K-Pop.
34:22
May 15, 2019
Episode 9
 The sisters respond to listeners and talk with a special guest...their mom Kris.
26:13
April 07, 2019
Episode 8
The sisters respond to listeners and talk about being aggressive, fighting for their lives, and fighting each other.
28:32
February 27, 2019
Episode 7
The sisters respond to listeners and discuss watermelon soda, surviving Bird Box, and Kim's constant crying.
30:47
January 24, 2019
Episode 6
The sisters respond to listeners, talk about fires, survival, and possession.
34:01
November 16, 2018
Episode 5
The sisters talk about the circus, Kanye's powers, and more.
27:33
October 11, 2018
Episode 4
The sisters play "would you rather" and talk about their experience with dinosaurs.
24:34
September 11, 2018
Episode 3
The sisters play the "who's most likely to..." game and more.
25:49
August 30, 2018
Episode 2
The sisters talk about how well they'd perform as Sim-Uber drivers and more.
18:14
July 30, 2018
Episode 1
The sisters talk about things to do in the summer, spoiled children, and more. 
22:36
July 10, 2018