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The Keanu Review - A bodacious exploration of the cinematic career of Keanu Reeves

The Keanu Review - A bodacious exploration of the cinematic career of Keanu Reeves

By The Completists

We're taking a look back through the career of the world's most beloved actor. And if he isn't that yet, we plan to convince everyone that he should be.
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The Keanu Review - A bodacious exploration of the cinematic career of Keanu Reeves Apr 17, 2021

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Siberia

Siberia

We kept this episode hidden for a while, but now we've decided to turn our phone on so Russian gangsters can come and kill us!

Apr 17, 202138:41
Parenthood - Part 2

Parenthood - Part 2

Abby Fudor keeps riding granny's metaphorical rollercoaster with us while we daydream awkwardly without an established cinematic language for it. Will Keanu win the drag race? Will Joaquin Phoenix put his pornos in the right boxes for once? There's no way to know for sure, we'll just have to keep having a kid every five years to make sure they're exceptional!

Apr 04, 202148:33
Parenthood - Part 1

Parenthood - Part 1

Abby Fudor joins us to impart that being a parent is a rich tapestry of letting your kid sing the diarrhea song and hoping that they'll become a well adjusted contributor to society. Will Keanu help out or will Dianne Wiest be trapped by poor choices forever? 

Mar 06, 202147:34
Cyberpunk 2077

Cyberpunk 2077

Pick your genitalia and smash the system with the consciousness of Kaitlin Moore in your head! In 2077 all punks will be cybernetic and Keanu will be breathtakingly mean to you! Wake the fuck up Samurai, we've got a podcast to listen to.

Feb 20, 202146:54
Johnny Mnemonic

Johnny Mnemonic

2021 is a dark and dystopian time. But luckily we have David Adamson to help us hack our own brains and loop it through Jones!

Feb 05, 202149:27
The Prince of Pennsylvania

The Prince of Pennsylvania

You're welcome Planet Earth! In celebration of Pennsylvania's role in correcting the arc of history we're looking into a Keanu movie from around these parts. It's got nothing to do with politics though, or wrestling. In fact it barely has anything to do with its own plot!

Dec 16, 202052:41
A World of Calm

A World of Calm

Anxiety reduction special! Shhhhhh. Forget your troubles with this soothing episode of slightly patronizing generality. 

Nov 02, 202029:37
Bram Stoker's Dracula

Bram Stoker's Dracula

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Through force of will Liz Labacz joins us to be seduced by a true masterpiece of gothic romance! Will we betray our loved ones? Will we become incontinent with lust? Might we even turn into a pile of rats? Why not all of those things and more!

Oct 31, 202001:08:16
Destination Wedding

Destination Wedding

Wouldn't you like to see people who deserve nothing get to find true love? No? Yeah, us neither but we examined this movie anyway!

Oct 14, 202047:49
A Walk in the Clouds
Sep 28, 202055:38
Bill & Ted Face the Music

Bill & Ted Face the Music

Having recently returned from a long hiatus with a need to fulfil a destiny to influence the future of the human race, we're so grateful to have Keanu and Alex Winter show us how it should be done!
Sep 07, 202051:06
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

We're joined on our latest quest by the most triumphant Chris Maxwell! Together we delve into the metaphysical highs and cringeworthy lows of a non-non-NON-heinous sequel that enables children to lose their religion and where death just wants to be your friend! Jump into the ears of your nearest adult, it's time to go on a BOGUS journey!

Aug 28, 202052:58
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

We've got to ace this episode or we'll be sent to Alaskan Podcasting School! Quick let's travel back to 1989 and meet Keanu during his first iconic role so that we can learn what makes him so compelling!
Aug 20, 202048:34
Youngblood

Youngblood

This week we enjoy 40 seconds of Keanu as he classes up a junior league hockey team with his Pepé Le Pew voice and Sam Seaborne learns to be a less graceful sportsman. It was the 80's! It's Keanu's first movie! And last but not least it's utterly forgettable!
Aug 13, 202038:08
Sweet November

Sweet November

We're doing it! We've got a new month! We're basically Charlize now and we're dedicating everything to Keanu!

Jul 24, 202038:04
Trailer for The Keanu Review

Trailer for The Keanu Review

Coming soon: a new podcast from the completists that did the Theronathon!
Aug 09, 201803:01