The Khaos Podcast

EPISODE 17: The skreets of PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA with Tshepi !

A proper sleepover means 3 AM chats ...

3 AM chats with your bestie means:

Durban Accents

Failed relationships

Varsity experiences

Race & Victimization

Embarassing moments

And the occasional flirting ...

All in one episode. Khaos.

The best driving instructor in the world meets the-then worst driver in the world... KHAOS. WHO'S FINNA PAY AN EXTRA COKE FOR THEIR LICENSE ? Coke = Bribe ... We've got: Getting your License after 3 attempts! Getting into a windowless car and getting drenched Beefing with old dudes The best DLTCs and driving schools in SA Advice for upcoming learners ... And who tf actually remembers the theory from the learners test ? Get your license mfethu

🔗 https://linktr.ee/thekhaospodcast EPISODE 14: Let's talk spirits, blood & free will. Our second rendition with Dr Wonke Buqa. Also a first in Khaos history - a completed Part 2. Timestamps: 0:00 Why did God harden Pharaoh's heart ? 3:59 Generational Curses / Blessings (Legacy) 📝 9:21 Significance of Blood 13:27 Old vs New Testament 14:19 Sangomas & The Church 💦 25:30 Conflict of Interest 31:20 How do we honour people who have passed ? 44:09 Podcasting 101

🔗 https://linktr.ee/thekhaospodcast EPISODE 13: Sex before marriage ? Tattoos ? Consolidating being a religious person in the modern world, and the contradictions that arise as a result. Timestamps: 0:00 Incentives to be a good person 🔥 7:50 Teaching of Religion (Existence of Bad Religion) 📝 15:05 Tattoos 😳 21:39 Sex 💦 38:41 Religion vs The Media 🤯

2023, let's get it. Katlego sits with his emotional smart savage big sister.  

We have a heart-to-heart sit down with the pisces twins, and talk awkward moments with a person you like, all the way to getting married to the same random human being. Randomly being naked in public, to roadtrips too.  

Also, we discuss how resolutions might need to take a new form, or be abolished completely, in becoming better people.

EPISODE 10: Kats meets Kats, so Kat² 🤝  

You're gonna wanna watch the full thing through here ... 

We chat about being sick (and the girls that got us sick 👀) To losing Betway bets after the World Cup madness, losing money also makes Katlego sick.  

Nature kicks us out ! So we change locations to chat about: Relationships: Starting as friends or diving head-first. Who pays for dates. Simps that pay for p****, and still fail ...  

Fails ? Kanye West.  W's ? Kelvin Momo's new album  

Finally: Anime, KDramas & Kat's Asian Fixation ...

🔗 https://linktr.ee/thekhaospodcast  

HEY! So we're dating now... You and I. This is our date. 

Let's talk about serious stuff in the most stupid non-chalant way. Let's handle trauma the Gen Z way - through humour  

-If you're reading this it's too late- 

If you're reading this, this episode was made for you.

We have two guests today! Hatfield DJs and All time amazing lads: Stan & Bryan!

We look at how our national hero decides to bake a cheesecake for a woman, that is not his wife. 

Bryan details how his ex girlfriend married his friend, weeks after their break-up. Hatfield is not for love friend ...

Also, It's No Nut November (NNN), let's talk about it and self-servicing ...

We couldn't get Oprah, so we got her daughter instead... 

Tshepi comes in and talks screaming, crying and throwing up, after she forgets how she met Katlego, and calls him a snake ... 

Katlego talks about being broken up with ... TWICE, and being kicked out of therapy just weeks prior, while Tshepi is being ghosted by a psychiatrist. 

YOU GET A KHAOS KROK! YOU GET A KHAOS KROK! EVERYBODY GETS A KHAOS KROK! 

Scenes when their friendship is tested, and it's not looking good bruv.

EPISODE 6: We became siblings less than 24 hours before this was shot, and here we are. 

We chat throwing bachelor & bachelorette's parties for our siblings on a student budget and attending a wedding. 

Laughter, Celebration and shots... many shots.

Tems details how people were flirting on her, while Katlego is happy to have gotten a garter tbh ... which leads to chats about a particular female ...

EPISODE 5: Jump right in to find out how Katlego & Sbu met their soulmates at the age of 9! 

Today's guest thoroughly exposes and roasts Katlego, as we journey through 12 years of friendship, hair growth and toothpaste ... apparently ... 

Did we have the same sneaky link too ? 

Lastly, we address REAL trauma and deter how broken boys become broken men... Absolute khaos.  

Sneakerheads: IG: sneaker_holics.sa

Chanelle finally speaks up! She uses her platform to address things that almost get the podcast cancelled. We say thanks to the viewers: Engagement, comments, nice messages, bets... Katlego still remains a proud cheapskate, but why is he giving Jeff Dahmer vibes ? Except he drinks on campus instead ? The hosts are calm today. Lock in for today's episode, we know October is hectic so today is honestly just chilled vibes.

EPISODE 2: Katlego has his mother on the podcast,  Lizzy, and she might be a better host than him. She exposes how he can't use his hands, how annoying he is and much more ... Liz has all the secrets to life We explore how to be a Girl Father, "guy-bestfriends" and how his parents met. Pretoria slang comes up, and Katlego takes the chance to vent about being a student.

We figure out that Katlego wants to fight everyone, and that living alone drives him to snorting white powders. Maybe that's why he failed his exam ?  

We try not to figure out if Paul Pogba throws bones in his spare time #PogBoloyi.  

Chanelle STILL doesn't have a working microphone, it's a bad habit. 

About 9 months late, but it's here, so we recap the chaotic year thus far ...  

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EPISODE 0: My name ITS Katlego (assisted by Chanelle - who's mic was not connected); 

We learn how to speak into the microphone (hopefully) and learn all about how Katlego thought that he was dying.

Also, this doesn't count ...