The Lixia and Allen Show

The work doesn’t stop here! People are shifting away from constantly posting about the Black Lives Matter movement, but we keep on fighting! We commit ourselves to the lifelong fight for the full liberation of Black people in the USA and around the world.

Lixia and Allen finally got a guest to join the podcast!

What do you get when you put two stars and a Moon on the same phone call? The best episode ever recorded! Sit and relax as Lixia and Allen talk with singer/songwriter Malcom Moon about his debut EP Conversations In My Driveway! Malcom opens up about his art, his influences, and the driveway that inspired the best debut EP in America!

Conversations In My Driveway by Malcom Moon available now on all major streaming platforms

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I’m calling it, Lixia and Allen are cursed! They couldn’t have a full recording without calls dropping, microphones stopping, and…lightsaber battles? See this is what happens when someone talks about Ouija boards! *throws salt over shoulder*

Listen to Lixia and Allen talk about their favorite scary movies, the cursed anniversary of the Game of Thrones finale, and The Great Dominos Fall of 2020 that probably caused all the bad things happening right now.

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Love is a 4 letter word that led to a 36 questionnaire in The New York Times in 2015. In this episode, Lixia and Allen go deep into some of these questions for a moving and heartfelt episode of The Lixia and Allen Show. And apparently at the episode Allen finds a link between Beyonce, Tinkerbell, and Voldemort so stay tuned for that!

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They're doing another quiz?! Jesus, they're running out of ideas, huh? I mean they're fun, but maybe talk about, I don't know, Star Wars day? Oh they did talk about that... How about the new Twilight book? They talked about that too, hm. Well I'm just the one who types, what do I know?

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More quizzers, more fun! What kind of Disney princess are you? Lixia and Allen take a controversial Disney opinions quiz, and find out who they're going to tackle during the parade to take over as them! Will Cinderella finally get what she deserves? Does Allen have Elsa's singing range for a 30 minute parade? Find out on this episode!

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Listicles? Didn’t we get over those in 2017? Lixia and Allen sure didn’t! This episode they hop on top of a Buzzfeed quiz to answer some CONTROVERSIAL questions. Someone likes Hawaiian pizza?! Fisticuffs, mate!

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What’s up Villagers and VIllagettes?! It’s the Mystery Island Getaway Package Podcast! Come along for the ride of a lifetime as we talk about Nintendo’s latest money grabber Animal Crossing! And don’t worry, Tom Nook can’t follow you here. So settle your headphones in your animal ears, pop open a cold one, and use your LixAllen Miles to listen to another episode of The Lixia and Allen Show!

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Quarantine is.....still happening! Lixia and Allen miss each other very much, but are also talking more than ever. You know who else is talking more than ever? Find out in this episode! (And let us know if you want to be our first guest!)

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ROAR! This quarantine got us thinking about cats, and not the musical! Lixia and Allen talk about the melodramatic telenovela that is Netflix's Tiger King (and no, it's not a cheap version of The Lion King). Lixia also finally finishes Love is Blind while Allen thinks about how to marry someone in 30 days while standing 6 feet away at all times.

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Day ? of quarantine: Lixia and Allen can’t stop talking about being in quarantine! But what better time to talk about the Netflix binges than now! In this episode, this socially distant duo gets into the latest shows (Westworld and The Society), shows they miss (Sense8 and Kyle XY), and their ideal summer vacation (Midsommar). And the May Queen this year? Allen!

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Hello quarantined kiddies! Guess where we are today and for the foreseeable future? Inside our own homes! Podcasting in the times of COVID-19 is…actually not that hard, so we’re going to keep bringing you the content you love! This week we watched a lot of things because that’s all we can do now. Join us from at least 6 feet away!

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What do RuPaul’s Drag Race, Coronavirus, and Pixar’s new movie Onward have in common? They’re all under quarantine right here in this new episode of The Lixia and Allen Show! Get your hazmat suit on, it’s time to build herd protection!

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Hello to our 7 listeners! This week, Lixia and Allen are off the rails! If the following phrases make sense to you, you’ve come to the right podcast: Teletubbies are corporate pigs, Dwayne The Rock Johnson will destroy Dino nuggets, and Mexicans don’t believe in toasters because we’re all a bunch of runaways. All of this before we talk about Elizabeth Scientology’s latest movie The Invisible Man! Just remember, having jumper cables takes a big load off your back.

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Donde esta mi gente? (Azul are you with me?) This week, Lixia and Allen dive into the world of Netflix’s latest attempt to keep their subscription active—Gentefied! The show about the Morelos familia’s struggle to keep their Boyle Heights neighborhood full of color in east LA’s rapidly whitening blocks.

As always, they bring the news on the way to show! Disney CEO Bob Iger got replaced with another Bob, Lady Gaga saves pop again, and—hey you two stop fighting! Le voy a decir a tu mamá!

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What if we were all in a giant episode of Black Mirror? What if we could make our own reality TV show? What if we wrote our own rom-com that was as powerful as Allen’s history with boys?! We answer all of these questions and more in this week’s deep dive into Netflix’s The Circle, Love is Blind, and To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You! (Not sponsored by Netflix, although we won’t reject Netflix money)

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The Academy of Motion Picture Buffoonery and it's 14 active members present...The 1st Annual LixAllen Awards! Lixia and Allen pay tribute to 2019's most notorious, audacious, salacious, and fantastic-acious films! Who's going to take the top prize? What are they wearing? How can they get Lupita Nyong'o to collect her award in person?!

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Lixia and Allen get a little bit....Alexis? Before talking about their current obsession Schitt's Creek, they get a little into Tom Cruise and his nose-tooth, Henry Caviezel in The Passion of Superman, Shakira and JLo headlining The Super Bowl, and many other local news! Sit down, grab some popcorn, and tune in it's a bout to get a little bit AlLixia.

What stinks more than a stink bug? An ignorant libro! In this episode, Lixia and Allen talk about the basura collecting around American Dirt, mourn the loss of great basketball players, dish out some Grammys, and invite the Parasites to feed upon your ears! So sit down and put away the mosquito spray!

In this episode, Lixia and Allen pit stop into Lady Gaga's St*pid L*ve leak, get a flat tire next to Beyoncé's Ivy Park launch that went stumblin and fumblin, and just before they get to the finish they have time to throw a little shade at JJ Abrams' Rise of Skywalker "movie". The prize for 1st place? They talk about YOU! (Me? Yes, YOU!) the show on Netflix that Twitter can not stop talking about!

Welcome to The Lixia and Allen Show! We're a pop culture comedy podcast ready to soothe your ears every commute. Listen to us every Friday on Anchor.fm, Apple Podcasts, and Spotify!

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