Oreo built a doomsday vault to protect cookies from an asteroid. College Students At University in Bali Permitted To Pay Their Tuition With Coconuts. Burger King urges customers to go to McDonalds in order to help the restaurant industry. In Brazil, a parrot puppeteer’s death stirs the nation. Russia’s ‘Sausage King’ Murdered With Crossbow. You can now finally get chicken thighs from this buffalo wing chain. Oregon became the first state to decriminalize hard drugs like heroin and cocaine. McDonald's Japan now has a double cheeseburger with rice buns, and people are raving about it. Mysterious 'snake' spotted in Virginia turns out to be an invasive worm. 'Baby Shark Dance' becomes YouTube's most viewed video. Bank Teller Laughs at Robber Trying to Rob a Bank with a Meat Cleaver. Mountain Dew introduces its own hot sauce. Pizza Hut Taiwan's New Halloween Pizza Looks Like a Charred Black Pizza Topped with Lumps of Coal. ‘Genshin Impact’ Is Making A Truly Astonishing Amount Of Money. KFC debuts clean-shaven Colonel Sanders for month of 'Movember'. Couple find Prohibition-era whiskey hidden in the wall of their home.
November 10, 2020
Man arrested in Japan for selling overseas bootleg anime DVDs. More than $1M worth of stolen Home Depot goods recovered. McDonald's McRib is returning to menus across America for the first time in 8 years. Leopard mauls Florida man who paid for 'full-contact experience' with a big cat. These Influencers Are Computer Generated. But They're Making Real Money. Colorado man wins lottery, misses deadline to turn in ticket by 3 days. A couple got married at the Dunkin' drive-thru where they met. Sean Connery: James Bond actor dies aged 90. A Florida fisherman caught a gator he'd been watching for three years. It weighed more than 1,000 pounds.
November 10, 2020
KFC sells its fried chicken-scented fire logs at Walmart. 5 rappers accused of smoking marijuana last year. Passenger falls and dies after hanging out of van and killing bicyclist. Walmart store evacuated when skunk wanders inside. NASA mission finds water on the sunlit surface of the moon. Guitar Center may file for bankruptcy after missing $45 million payment. Self-cloning mutant crayfish are invading a Belgian cemetery. Pole-dancing skeletons must be removed, HOA tells homeowner. Four Loko wants to get you drunk fast with new ‘Pregame’ shots. ‘Tiny Toons Looniversity’: Steven Spielberg Executive-Produced Reboot Gets Two-Season Series Order For HBO Max and Cartoon Network. Costco is the latest retailer to drop Chaokoh coconut milk over allegations of forced monkey labor. El Paso strip clubs remain open after Mayor Margo breaks tie vote. Shoppers horrified to find a ‘cute’ stag ornament from B&M is VERY well-endowed. A Tampa woman made 42,000 fraudulent Amazon returns in the past 5 years. Seattle arcade unveils 'touchless' pinball machines. Twitch suspends DragonForce guitarist for playing his own music. Sally the Salad Robot is replacing the traditional salad bar at Piggly Wiggly.
November 04, 2020
Meet the Diabolical Ironclad Beetle. It’s Almost Uncrushable. President Trump’s Twitter was accessed by a security expert who guessed the password ‘maga2020!’. Crisis fermenting as cabbage shortage hits South Korea's kimchi culture. 7-Eleven Japan’s “Paper Tiger” sandwich sparks online controversy over deceptive packaging. We try Burger King Japan’s "Fake Burger", a chip butty on steroids. Parents name their daughter after internet provider for free WiFi. Bot orders $18,752 of McSundaes every 30 min. to find if machines are working. Japan puts off the decision to release treated Fukushima water into the sea. Microsoft Sent Snoop Dogg an Xbox Series X Fridge for His Birthday. Couple at a NYC eatery served $2,000 Bordeaux in error after ordering cheap wine. Australia Bans Import of Hentai And Other Adult Anime Products from Japan! A Deepfake Porn Bot Is Being Used to Abuse Thousands of Women. Berlin breaks up a 600-strong party over Covid.
November 03, 2020
Burger King is releasing a Fake Burger in Japan. Van Damme saves the life of a chihuahua after a row over a fake passport. Sushi pizza: surprisingly Canadian, surprisingly great. ‘Fast and Furious’ Franchise to End With 11th Film, Justin Lin Directing. McDonald’s Franchisees Are Working On Ways To Fix The Chain’s Broken Ice Cream Machines. ‘Glitter bomb’ sent to employee of 911 center in Pennsylvania. Bees everywhere on I-81 after a crash in Luzerne County. OxyContin maker to plead guilty to federal criminal charges, pay $8 billion, and will close the company. Quibi Is Shutting Down Barely Six Months After Going Live. Jealous woman knifed a man in front of witnesses weeks after she bit his testicles. Cocaine worth $500m found hidden in charcoal shipment. Nine members of the same family die after eating homemade noodles kept in the freezer. Reese’s Robotic Halloween Door Safely Dispenses Free Peanut Butter Cups. Woman trespasser arrested after telling cops her name was 'My B*tt Just F**ted'. An Iowa woman has a deceased pet cat cloned. AMC Theaters offer private screenings starting at $99. Sale of Notorious B.I.G.'s plastic crown sets Guinness record. 'Breathable Bacon' face mask gives wearers the aroma of bacon. Japanese sake giant creates gin from 80,000 recycled Budweisers. Flippy, the $30,000 automated robot fast-food cook, is now for sale with 'demand through the roof'. This Man Blended Whiskeys From All 50 States to Make the Ultimate American Spirit. A Disturbing Twinkie That Has, So Far, Defied Science. Japanese Artist Itsuo Kobayashi Draws Every Meal He’s Eaten for Over 30 Years - Food Is Love. Scientists Just Accidentally Found A New Organ Hidden Inside The Human Head. Banksy's 'Show me the Monet' painting sells for nearly $10 million.
October 27, 2020
Cells at San Diego Zoo lead to cloning of an endangered horse. Pumpkin weighing 2,350 pounds wins California contest. LA Rapper Who Boasted About Getting Rich From Unemployment Fraud on Youtube Gets Arrested -- for Unemployment Fraud. A plane passenger was caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes. Coca-Cola will discontinue the iconic diet soda. The chilling story of ‘Frozen Charlotte’ and the corpse-like dolls that bear her name. Rapper Nelly touched by beer-can shout-out from Budweiser: 'Something to live up to'. The Flaming Lips performed a concert with the band and fans encased in plastic bubbles. ‘Home Improvement’ star arrested, accused of choking girlfriend. Japan-Themed Street Opens In China For Travel-Starved Tourists. Japan To Release Radioactive Fukushima Water Into the Ocean. Japanese KitKats are shrinking, Nestlé says the previous size may have been "too large" for customers. New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom Dick Incident. Married father of 3 wears skirts, heels to work because ‘he can’. Teenager Finally Achieves Her Dream Of Dating Godzilla.
October 27, 2020
Finland wants to jail men who send unsolicited 'd**k pics'. Cougar stalks, pounces at man in a Utah canyon. An 18-wheeler rolls over on I-35 in New Braunfels, spills mason jars across the highway. Attorney for dominatrices says group sex with priest was legal. Elon Musk tweets the Model S will be priced at $69,420. Police find cash hidden between Bolsonaro ally's buttocks. McDonald's denies claims that Travis Scott partnership was a distraction from discrimination lawsuits. Retired rapper Logic spends almost a quarter million dollars on a set of Pokemon cards. Gal Gadot cast as Cleopatra, draws criticism as a 'very bland looking' Israeli playing the queen of Egypt. Man arrested for allegedly stuffing razor blades into pizza dough at Maine supermarket. You Can Finally Buy a Pink Pineapple. Top Ramen looking for 'Chief Noodle Officer,' pay is 10k and 50-year Ramen supply. KFC Selling Potato Chip-Crusted Chicken Tenders Called "Lay's Chicky Chips" in Thailand. Dunkin' Donuts rolls out 'spicy ghost pepper' donuts.
October 20, 2020
A Texas teenager breaks two world records for longest legs. France to distribute free medical cannabis, launch experiment in 2021. Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in. A Missouri man rescued 3 of Taco Bell’s discontinued potato soft tacos, listed them for $200 on Facebook. There's a petition to save Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza with almost 70K signatures. How global demand for hair products is linked to forced labor in China. With ‘Dreams’ and juice, Idaho man finds online fame. Buffalo Bill’s house from ‘Silence of the Lambs’ up for sale just in time for Halloween. Apple pays $288,000 to white-hat hackers who had run the company's network. A teen computer whiz is poised to become 'the patron saint of the internet' after Pope Francis declared he had enacted a miracle from heaven. Woman ambushes fiancé at work in a wedding dress demanding he marry her right now. Woman calls off the wedding to a ghost after he turns to partying and drugs. Asus is Making Gundam-Styled PC Parts for the Japanese Market. Dexter Revival Coming to Showtime as Limited Series. Man charged with assault after farting in Uber.
October 20, 2020
Ex-jail employees charged for playing 'Baby Shark' on repeat. Eddie Van Halen, rock guitar god, dead of throat cancer at 65. Netflix's "Selena: The Series" Finally Has A Release Date And A Beautiful New Trailer. First-ever foot-operated vending machine appears in Japan during a pandemic. Bull elk charges, slices man’s kidney in half on Colorado golf course. American oleh suspect in dog abuse case 'wanted to hurt ex'. Johnny Nash, 'I Can See Clearly Now' singer, dead at 80. The latest cannabis beverage has a familiar name: Pabst Blue Ribbon. 'Super High' with Andy Samberg, Craig Robinson and Common Will Turn Potheads into Superheroes. Slack partnered with shoemaker Cole Haan on limited-edition sneakers. Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured. An Arkansas man was sentenced to more than 100 years in prison for a fatal shooting over unwanted mayonnaise on his hamburger order. Eskimo Pie is getting rid of its derogatory name. Hey! You Can Drink Sweet Potatoes, says Japanese beverage maker with new drink.
October 14, 2020
College student gets stuck in a clothes dryer after having a few drinks. Giant black bear spotted riding atop Pennsylvania trash truck. Japanese man's ex-girlfriend sneaks into his home, cooks up something crazy. McDonald's teams with singer J Balvin for its newest celebrity meal. All participants of an “orgy party” in Japan were arrested. Adult Cream Pie coming to McDonald's Japan. Domino's investigated after a pizza delivery driver was caught rubbing an ice cream container on crotch. Eminem fan in Scotland sets Guinness record for most tattooed portraits of the same musician. Former public library employee accused of stealing and selling over $1.3M in printer toner. Woman’s headache was caused by tapeworm larvae in her brain.
October 14, 2020
A Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, but felt bad and returned it. Taro Kono, Japan's administrative reform minister, declares war on faxes. Face of Elvis appears in giant wave as 65mph winds hammer the east coast. Man steals a puppy from a couple at knifepoint. Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn: University Hts. Rude graffiti is painted around town's potholes. 250K+ saws sold at Lowe's recalled, might not turn off. Model with unibrow claims she's harassed daily, denied work because of her look. £100m of seized cocaine 'barely covered by bananas' was 'heading to Scotland'. You can go back to the office—you just need a virtual-reality headset. Why helium-free "vacuum balloons" could save physics research. McDonald’s All-Day Breakfast Might Not Ever Come Back To Menus. Florida man claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget, sues McDonald’s. Top 10 Most Popular Fast Food Chains in America. Zombie Skittles suspiciously good at mimicking the taste of rotting flesh. The Burrito Pop Will Ensure You’re Only a Mess on the Inside. Pumpkin spice mac and cheese is coming but there's a wait list. Man travels 100 kilometers in the middle of the night in Japan to punch another dude in the throat. Pantone launches a bold new color to combat menstruation taboos. Sandwiches in Subway 'too sugary to meet legal definition of being bread'. Weirdest plastic model ever – A 1:1-scale Cup Noodle, including the ramen and toppings. Fight over milk sends a Florida man to jail. NJ cops get nearly $2.5 million payout for alleged dildo harassment. Pakistani man cracks 254 walnuts with his head for Guinness record. Mountain Dew gets into the hot sauce game.
October 06, 2020
Chuck E. Cheese is plotting an animated TV show and a live-action movie starring its mouse mascot. Tiny Rubik’s Cube goes on sale in Japan for the anniversary. Bank manager finds 9.07-carat diamond in Arkansas state park. Troublesome South African baboon evicted for raiding homes. Woman told the officer ‘I have to poop so bad’ before high-speed chase. Kraft introduces Pumpkin Spice Macaroni & Cheese. Nissan Murano's Urban Adventure on Unfinished Bridge Is a Clueless Driver Classic. Driver given parking ticket after leaving rude note demanding not to be fined. This pro wrestler pooped himself mid-match, then turned it into the promo of the year. Man who erected a giant wooden penis on his lawn fights to keep it up. Secret ‘Man Cave' Discovered Below Grand Central Platform; 3 Subway Workers Busted. Parrots removed from UK safari park after teaching each other to swear. Rapper Lil Yachty was arrested for driving 150 mph in a Ferrari. Whataburger is jumping on the spicy chicken sandwich trend. NASA Launching $23 Million Toilet to International Space Station. Man Dumped Two Sacks of Eels Into Prospect Park Lake. AI deepfake videos to make up '90% of online content' in just five years. Bisexual pastor-turned-stripper ‘blesses’ the world with her ‘sacred’ sexuality through OnlyFans. Vermont zucchini in the running for world record.
October 06, 2020
Local grandmother feels tricked after trying to order some Halloween treats from Amazon. Woman fined $25K for illegally importing hundreds of doses of bovine semen. Driver faces DUI charges after crashing into cruiser, injuring officer. A 10-year-old Wisconsin wrestler is about to reach his goal: 100,000 pushups in a year. Queensland nurse gives a distressed patient bizarre masturbation advice. North Carolina city replacing street signs that misspelled 'Autumn'. Woman wakes to find a snake 'chomping' on her forehead. Woman accused of driving while high on pot, allegedly does some dancing after pulled over. Possible rare ‘seven-armed octopus’ found on Whidbey beach. Morocco Demolishes Controversial Fish Statues in Mehdia After Backlash. Rapper YFN Lucci thought he was holding a prop gun. He was wrong. $300K in counterfeit goods seized in Richland. Route shut after major potato spillage. AAA: Keep protective masks off of rearview mirrors. Former SC teacher’s license revoked after ingesting illegal substance in front of class. A robot beats humans at curling thanks to a deep learning program. Resuming sexual activity soon after a heart attack linked with improved survival. Sex robots will be controlled remotely by humans from different continents. Incredible pics show rival frogs battling it out over right to mate with females. Echelon made a $500 version of its connected spin bike for Amazon Prime. Is the gold in your phone funding drug gangs? If we put computers in our brains, strange things might happen to our minds. PlayStation's secret weapon: a nearly all-automated factory. People who drive this car get the most speeding tickets. Portwell Motherboard Has 20 USB Ports. McDonald's New Spicy McNuggets. 7 weird and unexpected things food photographers do to make their shots look perfect. The Official Drink of 2020 Is Red Lobster's Dew Garita. Forget Taco Bell—you can make your own damned Mexican Pizza. Can adding Lucky Charms marshmallows to other foods make them magically delicious?
September 29, 2020
Man shot his male doctor after he ejaculated during a prostate exam (fake but funny). Backpackers find body at GSMNP campsite; Bear found scavenging on remains euthanized. Newhall School District Cancels Classes Tuesday After Ransomware Attack. 100-million-year-old giant sperm found preserved in amber is the oldest ever. Chuck E. Cheese wants to destroy 7 billion prize tickets. Nintendo discontinued the 3DS console line after almost a decade. iPhone's new 'orange dot' feature warns you when an app is listening. An Alaska dentist who extracted a patient's tooth on a hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in jail. Detroit Driver Arrested After Successfully Jumping Over Drawbridge. A Sold Out Flight That Goes Nowhere. A Florida woman was attacked by a 10-foot, 4-inch alligator while trimming trees. Woman falls out of a car window onto the highway while filming a Snapchat video. The CIA sent a team of 4 operators on a spy mission targeting China. None came back. Tesla on Autopilot hits over 90 mph before police flag down a sleepy driver. Woman sues Tokyo company after having to work 48 days in a row with limited bathroom breaks. Sizzler files for bankruptcy as the pandemic demolishes sales at casual-dining restaurants. Man Convicted For Smearing Semen On Co-Worker's Belongings. Vivica A. Fox Tests Negative for COVID-19 After Pulling Out of Emmys Due to False Positive. Cult leader who claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus arrested in Russia. MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses. Aichi man gets 10 months in prison for saying "I got corona" in an electronics store. Over 130,000 Japanese netizens rank the Top 20 anime opening themes of all time. Let's Talk About Your Windshield Wiper Attitude. A Vietnamese factory was busted recycling hundreds of thousands of used condoms. Japanese government to start giving newlywed couples a wedding gift of 600,000 yen.
September 29, 2020
Florida city repeals 13-year ban on saggy pants. The Chinese J-31 5th-Gen stealth fighter may be a total F-35 'rip-off'. Man moves into new house, finds out it's covered with massive Simpsons murals on the outside. Altoona man threw frozen pizzas at a store manager after a mask-wearing dispute. Pringles try to wake from 'recycling nightmare'. There is Now an Iconic Indomie Goreng Stir Fry Noodle Ice Cream Flavor. Berks to pay $750K for 27 years of unbilled water. Teen bitten on the penis by a snake while sitting on the toilet. My massive 42L boobs caused my spine to 'COLLAPSE' and left me wheelchair-bound. A growing business: Dutch develop 'living' coffin made of mushroom mycelium. Walmart’s drones take to the skies. Secretive Pentagon research program looks to replace human hackers with AI. Reese's rumored to be debuting a peanut butter cup stuffed with potato chips.
September 21, 2020
Man jailed after crashing into marked police cars with $145 million of meth in his van. Woman who deliberately cut off her own hand in insurance scam jailed for two years. Akira-Like Electric Superbike Concept Provides Glimpse Into the Future. Signs of alien life detected on Venus. Taco Bell is now selling its own custom wine, Jalapeno Noir. Panty thief gets an unexpected surprise after police reveal thong is not what it seems. New unstaffed gyoza store in Tokyo sells pot stickers 24 hours a day. All-plant-based katsu curry arrives at Ikea Japan. Man Used Mirror To Spy On Bathroom In Gloucester Twp. School. New website aims to help you cut back on 'doomscrolling'.
September 21, 2020
Bill Gates’ Nuclear Startup Unveils Mini-Reactor Design Including Molten Salt Energy Storage. The Benefits of Breast Massages. Police search for a man they say caught fire after torching another man’s car. An Arizona man tried kidnapping an infant at a Flagstaff grocery store checkout. UW-Platteville first in state to offer cannabis-related certificates. Why Navy SEALs Wear Chuck Taylors in Maritime Operations. Woman drops her iPhone 11 from more than 5,000 ft while paragliding. Drunk driver arrested after crashing into patrol unit with 2 deputies inside. Nearly a dozen fish species can WALK on land, study reveals. Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving Capability' Falls Short of Its Name. People who don't believe in God may get better sleep. Creepy ‘Geofence’ Finds Anyone Who Went Near a Crime Scene. Robot begins work at convenience store; hopes to replace humans by 2022. Are Black Holes Made Of Dark Matter? Alabama restaurant serves pickle pizza. Coors Light truck crashes into Taco Inn. Burger King Releases A Chocolate Whopper In Taiwan. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is doing ridiculously well during the pandemic. Reese's made a breakfast cake so you can have dessert in the morning.
September 14, 2020
Man advocates to rename boneless chicken wings "wet tenders". McDonald's is adding a Travis Scott meal to the menu to win over Gen Z and millennial customers. Man arrested after calling 911, asking if dispatcher wanted to buy egg rolls. Taco Bell is removing Mexican Pizza and other items from the menu. Jelly Belly founder to give away candy factory as part of 'gold ticket' treasure hunt. Japan now has blue sake that changes color in cocktails. Samsung Is Developing A Transparent Smartphone. Hundreds of Americans Planted 'Chinese Mystery Seeds'. Robot dogs join high-tech US Air Force exercise. Naked lady swipes intimate item in naughty adventure in Fort Pierce. Man dies after fight at strip club. Jack Daniels is the Most Popular Liquor in Texas. Yang Yang the giant panda celebrates his 23rd birthday in Georgia. The latest shortage is live crickets. Son sells 28 years of birthday whisky to buy his first home. Vulgar pornography interrupts virtual schooling in another instance of “Zoom bombing”. Man makes Pringles last four hours to avoid wearing a mask on flight.
September 14, 2020
Move over, dartboards – Japan now has shuriken machines for ninja fun! You Should Waffle Two Pieces of Pizza Together. Customer handed eye-watering bill after misreading menu at Gordon Ramsay steak. Pinterest pays $89.5 million to terminate San Francisco office lease. Alternative-meat startup is hoping a 3D-printed steak can upend the meat industry. Pro tip: Never be the first unless it’s a gangbang. SPAM shortage? Pandemic leads to production problems. McDonald's and KFC Japan release new Tsukimi "moon-viewing" burgers. Grandmother shows off 24-year-old McDonald's burger kept in a closet that she says has not rotted. More than $130K raised for California family after girls seen using Taco Bell WiFi for school work. CBP In San Juan Seizes $27 Million Found Inside Boxes Bound To St. Thomas. Man arrested for peeing in beer cans and leaving them on the side of the road in Japan. Consuming your own fecal microbiome may help keep off the pounds . He had marijuana coming out of his WHAT?!?! New research reveals how armpit aroma can be cue for passion. Elon Musk: "Good chance you'll die" on Mars. Tourist grabs a tiger's testicles as she poses for a photo at Thai zoo. Calculating the reduction in worldwide deaths from liver cancer if the whole world drank more coffee. Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research study finds honeybee venom rapidly kills aggressive breast cancer cells. Tony Stark wannabe spotted in a jet pack by two pilots at 3,000 feet. Now the FBI is involved. Meteorite study suggests Earth has always been wet. World record set for most crane games in one arcade with new game center in Tokyo. New York state man breaks one-handed clapping record.
September 08, 2020
Japan's 'flying car' gets off ground, with a person aboard. 'Black Panther' actor Chadwick Boseman dies at 43 after 4-year fight with colon cancer. Ecuador couple certified as oldest married pair, nearly 215. First trial of LSD-MDMA set to test safety and treatment potential. Amazon wins FAA approval for Prime Air drone delivery fleet. Andrew Lloyd Webber dropped a ‘Phantom of the WAPera’ Cardi B remix and we regret to inform you music is cancelled. Post Malone Becomes Co-Owner of Texas’ Biggest Esports Group. Woman arrested in mountains of Japan for attempted murder with bow and arrow. Slam City Re-enactment: Felony Charge Over Illicit Juul Scheme. Woman spends $135k on ‘plastic doll’ transformation. Bella Thorne and OnlyFans controversy explained. How to get the upper body of a burrowing frog. Naturist couple will pay £2k to anyone who can help them move houses – but the person must be naked on the job. The Science of Bruce Lee’s master move, the One-Inch Punch.
September 08, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Michael Jordan shoes auctioned for $615,000, setting new record Aquarium drains wishing waterfall for 100 gallons of extra cash A man lived in a Tampa Bay-area stadium's luxury suite for over 2 weeks before he was arrested YouTuber designs gun that shoots masks onto faces of those who refuse to wear them Why Tokyo’s New Transparent Public Restrooms Are A Stroke Of Genius Kellogg's Mermaid, Frozen Waffles, Blue Raspberry The next Girl Scouts cookie flavor to grace your mouth: French toast An Arkansas farmer disguised himself as a woman to sneak into a cemetery and deface the grave of his longtime nemesis with animal carcasses Poop transplant cures man's 'drunkenness disease' 56-year-old Pokémon GO trainer arrested for assaulting 55-year-old trainer Japanese man rides 1,000 kilometres on stolen mamachari bicycle to see Tokyo for first time Want to look good while staying safe? Put CCP Ultra Mask on your face! Want to own one of the biggest ranches in Texas? It will cost you almost $320 million The F-100 could sling nuclear bombs and launch itself into the air like a missile. Now it can be yours. 'National Anthem' NASCAR car stolen from Cracker Barrel parking lot in Georgia
August 25, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Marijuana vending machines now available in Colorado with more to follow America Has Two Feet. It’s About to Lose One of Them. If You Aren’t Milking Your Corn, Is It Really Summer? Russell Kirsch, Inventor of the Pixel, Passed Away Microsoft Internet Explorer is finally dead Bald eagle attacks $950 drone, sends it to bottom of Lake Michigan A stash of beer and gum that dates back to the 1980s was discovered hidden behind the shelves of a Washington library Ryan Reynolds Opens Streaming Service That Only Streams 2003's Foolproof Marijuana company will destroy $2.6 million inventory of year-old vapes Playhouse put on Airbnb as joke booked by family Girl, 12, caught on camera gambling at Australian casino Europe's largest 3D-printer just made its first two-story house Swiss scientists create glow-in-the-dark mice to study cellular function Man steals bucket truck, takes it for a drive through the Beaded Curtain Outdoor Mall Martial artist uses nunchucks to light 21 candles in one minute German circus sells jars of lion poop for gardening Woman celebrates 103rd birthday by getting first tattoo
August 25, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Japanese Brazilian BBQ restaurants offering take-out disposable grills made of cardboard Hokkaido resort offers a vibrant bounty of gelato lookalikes made of potato Police find Netherlands' biggest-ever cocaine lab Google Earth user spots '400ft ice ship' off the coast of Antarctica Obese man binges 10k calories a day to grow 35st body and please kinky fans Belarus Has Shut Down the Internet Amid a Controversial Election Florida woman finds python in her laundry machine Middletown restaurants feud after fence blocks ocean view The disturbing underbelly of the 'step' pr0n trend Man Jailed For Alleged Felony Slurpee Battery South Korean YouTuber sets private parts on fire during gaming livestream, gets 2nd-degree burns Microsoft Surface Duo release at a whopping $1,399 Circus Peanut Jello Salad, One of the Weirdest Retro Recipes Out There Almost Always Win the Game “Guess Who” With This Math-Based Strategy Hubble Finds Betelgeuse's Mysterious Dimming Due to Traumatic Outburst 9 Reasons to Eat a Lot of Beans Coronavirus Found on Frozen Chicken Wings
August 17, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Smartfood’s Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries Popcorn Mix Is Officially Hitting Shelves Next Week ‘Animaniacs’ Reboot Sets Hulu Premiere Date Feds discover ‘most sophisticated tunnel in history’ along US-Mexico border 'Ren & Stimpy' Documentary 'Happy Happy Joy Joy' Unveils First Trailer Gone to Texas: Joe Rogan makes good on Texas move $1.5 million face mask, complete with 18-karat white gold and 3,600 diamonds Report finds cancer-causing ‘forever chemicals’ in McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King food packaging Fast-food wrappers at McDonald’s, Burger King may harbor toxic chemicals Beer, leather company called out after accidentally naming businesses Maori word for 'pubic hair' Last Blockbuster store is now on Airbnb for a nostalgic '90s sleepover Boeing 747s still get critical updates via floppy disks Over a Billion Android Devices Are at Risk of Data Theft Dr Pepper is the latest pandemic shortage Nick Cannon Suing Viacom, Seeking $1.5B For The Value Of 'Wild N' Out' A woman is stunned when her new driver's license came back with a picture of an empty chair
August 17, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Ren & Stimpy Show Revived at Comedy Central Twitter Hack Zoom Court Hearing Interrupted by A$$-Eating P0rn Video Kraft Is Replacing Morning Cereal Boxes With Mac And Cheese Breakfast Cheetos® 'Lets The Cat Out Of The Bag' With Launch Of New Cheetos Mac 'n Cheese Hungry Men Love Big Boobs How a man who flew 33 times amid coronavirus stays safe The Subtle Tricks Shopping Sites Use to Make You Spend More What Is the Weirdest Engine Swap You've Ever Come Across? Why don't we just throw all our garbage into volcanoes? Weed is not good for your heart, studies say Man solves six Rubik's cubes underwater for Guinness record The USDA Has Identified Some of Those 'Mystery Seeds' The Battle to Invent the Automatic Rice Cooker The correct way to make tea? Science weighs in on microwaving vs. kettle The 'Sweat' you drink: Inside the meteoric rise of Asia's answer to Gatorade
August 10, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. The Rock Buys XFL In $15 Million Deal Analogue Pocket Pre-Orders Sell Out in 15 Minutes Pringles instant noodles are being sold in Japan Frog Eats Beetle. Beetle Crawls Through Guts to Escape Zelda recipe appears in serious novel by serious author after rushed Google search Mystery as bizarre 15ft creature washes up on beach in Merseyside Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner earns millions after second rare find This Japanese face mask translates into eight languages Brand-new Tokyo Shibuya Scramble intersection opens Akihabara saying goodbye to landmark as giant Sega arcade announces it’s closing for good Japanese amusement park offers mask stickers so guests can silently 'scream' on roller coasters
August 09, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Florida man flees crash, hides in fire station with backpack filled with drugs Police Arrest Man for Performing Scrotum Surgery at a Backpacker’s Hostel Average Age of Vehicles on the Road is Approaching 12 Years Dad still has penis attached to his arm four years after innovative op Wewahitchka man buys Porsche in Destin with check printed from home computer ‘Brushing’ scam: The case of the mysterious seeds in Minnesota Naked couple walking dog arrested in Hopkinton Doctors Share Bikini Pics to Call Out Study That Said They Were 'Unprofessional' Time Travel Simulation Shows Quantum 'Butterfly Effect' Doesn't Exist Tesla engineer upgrades chocolate chips Google offers refund as smart glasses stop working Grandfather-of-7 tells how a blast of steam shrunk enlarged prostate French’s Partners With Oskar Blues Brewery to Make a Yellow Mustard Beer Celebrating National Mustard Day Budweiser Zero is alcohol-free, sugar-free, hopefully not flavor-free Crocs released KFC clogs that smell like fried chicken that sold out in 30 minutes Can Greasy Pizza Boxes Be Recycled or Not?
August 04, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Washington's football team to call itself Washington Football Team until it settles on a new name Michigan woman charged with arson after video shows car fire exploding in her face Eco-Responsible Furniture: This Bookshelf Can Be Reassembled Into A Coffin After The Owner’s Death University staff member caught printing out large letter-sized pr0n collection on office computer Limited edition Ramen Pringles to be sold in Pringles vending machines in Japan Egyptian women get 2 years in prison for TikTok dance videos A U.S. Army M1A2 Abrams Tank Accidentally Shot a Friendly Tank - Dodgeball with Tanks Watermelon Burgers must be seen (and tasted) to be believed Florida Congressional Candidate Warns of Internet 'Anime Porn' Like 'Dragon Ball Z' Space Force on alert: Behind Russia's mysterious testing of deadly anti-satellite weapons in orbit Dunkin' is closing 800 US locations Dunkin' and Post released coffee-flavored cereals with caffeine McDonald's worker refused to let pregnant customer use bathroom because she paid with coupon Guinness World Records reveals the world’s tallest giraffe Tampa teen accused of being ‘mastermind’ behind Twitter hack that targeted high-profile accounts Man's blocked bowel 'explodes' after he ate a big bowl of dumplings
August 04, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. "Glory holes" listed among health officials' tips for safe sex amid pandemic California woman allegedly pees on floor of Verizon store after being asked to wear a mask Houston is home to Texas’ first drive-thru strip club 82-year-old woman fights off bear in Japan Car number plate goes viral as people spot rude message it creates in the mirror: X32 22A Children running in museum knock over £50,000 glass sculpture of Disney castle Thai-inspired beverage shop in Manila has an interesting logo Apparently Putting A Pickle In Cheap Beer Makes It Taste Better Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode display on human skin World's Most Expensive Pokémon Card Sells for $250K
July 28, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Teenager allegedly spends $20,000 of parents' money on Twitch donations without them knowing KFC creating 3D-printed 'meat of the future' Dog Heist: Man Drove Car into Pet Store and Stole 6 Puppies The Bizarre History of Rock, Paper, Scissors Police search for woman, accused of shooting boyfriend who refused to argue with her Toyota owner left car 'somewhere' in Minneapolis after wild night Forget birds-eye view: Robotics team makes tiny camera for bugs Take a First Look at the 'Godzilla vs. Kong' Battle One of the oldest businesses on the internet just got sold for $9 billion Elon Musk claims his Neuralink chip will allow you to stream music directly to your brain
July 28, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Pregnant Florida woman punched in face at gender reveal party Bolivian sex workers using raincoats to keep 'safe' More pr0n consumption creates greater erectile dysfunction in European men Police arrest naked Kentucky man who broke into home, ‘used mushrooms with Jesus’ Defendant Dared Homeless Man to Do a Backflip for $6, Laughed and Filmed as He Suffered Fatal Injury Fish with luscious human lips and teeth perplexes, arouses social media Bikini-clad woman says ‘Karen’ called her naked, demanded she ‘cover up’ Utah Nonprofit Raises Over $100K Selling Penis-Print Face Masks Body found by railroad tracks turns out to be sex doll Japan police seek to stop yakuza handing out Halloween sweets to children Sex Toy's Virtual Orgasm Coaching Service Gives New Meaning to Telehealth NSFW Paper Mario Easter egg is nice For The First Time Ever, Astronomers Have Witnessed a Black Hole 'Blink' Penguins Can Shoot Their Poop 4 Feet, Which Rules Put a Pickle in Your Shitty Beer Baker uses female urine from public toilets to make ‘Goldilocks bread’ Hybrid Fish Stuns Scientists As Two Species That Last Shared An Ancestor In The Jurassic Have Babies
July 20, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Dude Allegedly Spends $8,000 of Honeymoon Money On a Gaming PC Music teacher convicted of giving girls semen-tainted flutes. He’s going to prison Abbreviation CR Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's food Washington Redskins Are Having Issues Changing Their Name Likely Due To Man Trademarking Over 40 Potential Names Rare 'Super Mario Bros.' Game Sells for Whopping $114,000 USD White Castle becomes the first fast food chain to test out the robot fry cook, Flippy, from Miso Robotics Grant Imahara, Host of 'MythBusters' and 'White Rabbit Project,' Dies at 49 Wayfair conspiracy theory Lego made a 2,600-piece replica of playing Mario on the NES Burger King's latest sustainability effort: reduce cow farts Tom Yum soup Foxtrot’s assistant brings him a sprouted potato Apple, Elon Musk, Kanye West, and other accounts tweeted a bitcoin scam in giant Twitter hack Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcohol Bear Spotted Training With Nun-Chucks! Texas Man’s Alleged Use of PPP Funds for Crypto Instead of BBQ Has Feds Asking ‘Where’s the Beef?’ Vantablack? Meh. Meet the Ultra-Black Vantafish
July 20, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. New twist on an old favorite: Taco Bell debuts 'Grilled Cheese' burrito Al pastor from the corner store: How to make Spam tacos Weird Japanese vending machine find: Soda that looks like mayonnaise Man dragged while hanging out of stolen car driven by girlfriend Meet the Owner of the World's Largest Pizza Box Collection eSkootr is a high-speed electric scooter racing series launching in 2021 Japanese Aquariums Track Penguins' Dramatic, Salacious Love Lives Through Complex Flowcharts Slovakia police dog sniffs out $2.26B in methamphetamine seizure Google launches balloon-powered internet service in Kenya Woman claims she was scammed out of thousands on Venmo Tetris is now a daily game show with cash prizes
July 14, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. PlayStation owner accidentally buys 11 years of PlayStation Plus membership Ennio Morricone, Influential Creator of Music for Modern Cinema, Dies at 91 Woman, 29, with 52.8-inch legs says she loves showing them off Vehicle with stolen plates crashes into restaurant on Edmonton’s 118 Avenue 13 coronavirus cases linked to Playhouse strip club in Romulus The Accidental Invention of the Slip ‘N Slide Best Guns For Alien Invasion 'Costco Karen' Goes Viral After She Throws Temper Tantrum From Being Asked to Wear Face Mask Aichi man arrested again after having slashed over 1,000 women's tires to get to know them better The Nigerian Email Scammer Who Stole Millions From Premier League Club, NY Law Firm, Banks Frog stows away from Colombia to Wales in shipment of bananas St. Charles angler catches 112-pound catfish on Mississippi River Chicken makes daring escape in Instacart driver's trunk Could Black Holes Be The Dark Matter Our Universe Needs? PSVR Patent Describes Technology That Displays Ads Within Headsets KFC Completes Nationwide Switch from Potato Wedges to New Secret Recipe Fries
July 14, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Alien invaders' AI found on Mars searching for signs of life New compounds from starfish show efficacy against cancer cells. Shaquille O'Neal and Papa John's Pizza launch Shaq-a-Roni Pizza with company's largest slices This recipe combines mac and cheese and queso fundido into one dish Victorian farmers perfect a smoked eggs Scientists say whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs 'Half Baked 2' Headed for Production After Receiving Coveted California Tax Credit Huge Wendy's and Pizza Hut franchisee files for bankruptcy A Dog’s Life: Russia’s only Corgi Cop calls it quits Biggest gold fraud breaks in China: 83 tons of gold bars used as loan collateral turned out to be copper Hair weaves from Chinese prison camps seized Egyptian belly-dancer given three-year jail term for 'inciting debauchery' A 100-mph car chase in California ends with suspect driving over cliff and into the Pacific Ocean Italian police seize over $1 billion of 'ISIS-made' amphetamines Man takes 92 wet sponge hits to the face for Guinness record
July 06, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Doomscrolling Is Slowly Eroding Your Mental Health Lamborghini Huracan Spyder totaled 20 minutes after leaving showroom Nasa astronaut accidentally drops mirror into space NASA offering $20,000 for best idea in astronaut toilet challenge Man takes a swim in Bass Pro Shops aquarium, police work to identify him Man Tries Using Tree To Lift Ford Super Duty Cab And It Goes Terribly Wrong Rob Paulsen Promises the New ‘Animaniacs’ Episodes Stay True to the Original Couple finds swastika of pepperoni on their Little Caesars pizza The Perfect Art Heist: Hack the Money, Leave the Painting New Giant Evangelion Attraction Opening In Japan Costco stops selling half-sheet cakes Ancient Japanese birds looked a lot like New Zealand's monster penguins Trip to the store for hot dogs leads man to $100,000 lottery jackpot Crater of Diamonds visitor finds 2.23-carat brown diamond in the dirt Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas and Daddy Juice Energy Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog Boy, 10, has a five-foot cable stuck in bladder 'for five years' Family too scared to leave house after 25,000 bees invade kids' garden trampoline School board member in Oklahoma spotted drinking a beer during board meeting Semi crash leaves road covered in French fries Japan awards first-ever ninja studies degree New hack runs homebrew code from DVD-R on unmodified PlayStation 2 The Pokémon Go grandpa’s bike evolves to hold 64 smartphones
July 06, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. More hikers getting lost and injured on Greenbelt Former Manager of Little Caesars Store Posts Photos of Rats in Pizza Sauce and Trash Can G Fuel Introduces Sonic the Hedgehog Energy Drink Tennessee dog turns 20, sets record for oldest living golden retriever in history 'Black neutron star' discovery changes astronomy Latest sighting of the Loch Ness monster A.I. Robot Cast in Lead Role of $70M Sci-Fi Film Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner becomes overnight millionaire Leech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out Not kidding around: Woman sues for paternity test on goats The Arctic is on fire: Siberian heat wave alarms scientists Man allegedly caught at airport with cocaine inside artificial penis Man's bladder is torn apart from holding urine for 18 hours 'Godzilla dust cloud' from Sahara blankets Caribbean on its way to US X-rated p0rno mistaken for kid’s book Man has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eel The Latest Pandemic Shortage: Coins Are The New Toilet Paper
June 30, 2020
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Government denies knowledge of strange 'UFO' over Japanese city Giant cherry found on Italian farm unofficially breaks world record 'The Bold and the Beautiful' employs blow-up doll for love scenes Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack Drunk monkey to spend life behind bars in India Man on whale-watching holiday captures one-in-a-million shot of 10-foot penis Free Comic Book Day Expands to 9 Weeks This Summer Guinness reverses decision to strip Billy Mitchell’s Pac-Man and Donkey Kong records Sushi tacos now on sale in Japan Stunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in South Africa Fired police officer accused in feces sandwich prank loses second bid to get his job back Kosher lube puts oral sex on the menu for Orthodox Jews CERN wants to build a new $23 billion super-collider that's 100 kilometres long Smelly durian fruit sends six to hospital and forces evacuation Women less likely to date men with cats, study finds Joel Schumacher, famed director of Batman films and The Lost Boys, dies at 80 The C.A.R.L.Y.—That's “Can’t Afford Real Life Yet”—Is the Consumer of the Future Man causes mayhem after sharing ‘abomination’ in his pizza delivery order: Strawberries on a pizza Botched restoration of Virgin Mary painting goes viral
June 29, 2020