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NEWZSep 14, 2020
00:00
22:57
Episode 38
<ul>
<li>Oreo built a doomsday vault to protect cookies from an asteroid.</li>
<li>College Students At University in Bali Permitted To Pay Their Tuition With Coconuts.</li>
<li>Burger King urges customers to go to McDonalds in order to help the restaurant industry.</li>
<li>In Brazil, a parrot puppeteer’s death stirs the nation.</li>
<li>Russia’s ‘Sausage King’ Murdered With Crossbow.</li>
<li>You can now finally get chicken thighs from this buffalo wing chain.</li>
<li>Oregon became the first state to decriminalize hard drugs like heroin and cocaine.</li>
<li>McDonald's Japan now has a double cheeseburger with rice buns, and people are raving about it.</li>
<li>Mysterious 'snake' spotted in Virginia turns out to be an invasive worm.</li>
<li>'Baby Shark Dance' becomes YouTube's most viewed video.</li>
<li>Bank Teller Laughs at Robber Trying to Rob a Bank with a Meat Cleaver.</li>
<li>Mountain Dew introduces its own hot sauce.</li>
<li>Pizza Hut Taiwan's New Halloween Pizza Looks Like a Charred Black Pizza Topped with Lumps of Coal.</li>
<li>‘Genshin Impact’ Is Making A Truly Astonishing Amount Of Money.</li>
<li>KFC debuts clean-shaven Colonel Sanders for month of 'Movember'.</li>
<li>Couple find Prohibition-era whiskey hidden in the wall of their home.</li>
</ul>
<li>Oreo built a doomsday vault to protect cookies from an asteroid.</li>
<li>College Students At University in Bali Permitted To Pay Their Tuition With Coconuts.</li>
<li>Burger King urges customers to go to McDonalds in order to help the restaurant industry.</li>
<li>In Brazil, a parrot puppeteer’s death stirs the nation.</li>
<li>Russia’s ‘Sausage King’ Murdered With Crossbow.</li>
<li>You can now finally get chicken thighs from this buffalo wing chain.</li>
<li>Oregon became the first state to decriminalize hard drugs like heroin and cocaine.</li>
<li>McDonald's Japan now has a double cheeseburger with rice buns, and people are raving about it.</li>
<li>Mysterious 'snake' spotted in Virginia turns out to be an invasive worm.</li>
<li>'Baby Shark Dance' becomes YouTube's most viewed video.</li>
<li>Bank Teller Laughs at Robber Trying to Rob a Bank with a Meat Cleaver.</li>
<li>Mountain Dew introduces its own hot sauce.</li>
<li>Pizza Hut Taiwan's New Halloween Pizza Looks Like a Charred Black Pizza Topped with Lumps of Coal.</li>
<li>‘Genshin Impact’ Is Making A Truly Astonishing Amount Of Money.</li>
<li>KFC debuts clean-shaven Colonel Sanders for month of 'Movember'.</li>
<li>Couple find Prohibition-era whiskey hidden in the wall of their home.</li>
</ul>
Nov 10, 202018:06
Episode 37
<ul>
<li>Man arrested in Japan for selling overseas bootleg anime DVDs.</li>
<li>More than $1M worth of stolen Home Depot goods recovered.</li>
<li>McDonald's McRib is returning to menus across America for the first time in 8 years.</li>
<li>Leopard mauls Florida man who paid for 'full-contact experience' with a big cat.</li>
<li>These Influencers Are Computer Generated. But They're Making Real Money.</li>
<li>Colorado man wins lottery, misses deadline to turn in ticket by 3 days.</li>
<li>A couple got married at the Dunkin' drive-thru where they met.</li>
<li>Sean Connery: James Bond actor dies aged 90.</li>
<li>A Florida fisherman caught a gator he'd been watching for three years. It weighed more than 1,000 pounds.</li>
</ul>
<li>Man arrested in Japan for selling overseas bootleg anime DVDs.</li>
<li>More than $1M worth of stolen Home Depot goods recovered.</li>
<li>McDonald's McRib is returning to menus across America for the first time in 8 years.</li>
<li>Leopard mauls Florida man who paid for 'full-contact experience' with a big cat.</li>
<li>These Influencers Are Computer Generated. But They're Making Real Money.</li>
<li>Colorado man wins lottery, misses deadline to turn in ticket by 3 days.</li>
<li>A couple got married at the Dunkin' drive-thru where they met.</li>
<li>Sean Connery: James Bond actor dies aged 90.</li>
<li>A Florida fisherman caught a gator he'd been watching for three years. It weighed more than 1,000 pounds.</li>
</ul>
Nov 10, 202015:21
Episode 36
- KFC sells its fried chicken-scented fire logs at Walmart.
- 5 rappers accused of smoking marijuana last year.
- Passenger falls and dies after hanging out of van and killing bicyclist.
- Walmart store evacuated when skunk wanders inside.
- NASA mission finds water on the sunlit surface of the moon.
- Guitar Center may file for bankruptcy after missing $45 million payment.
- Self-cloning mutant crayfish are invading a Belgian cemetery.
- Pole-dancing skeletons must be removed, HOA tells homeowner.
- Four Loko wants to get you drunk fast with new ‘Pregame’ shots.
- ‘Tiny Toons Looniversity’: Steven Spielberg Executive-Produced Reboot Gets Two-Season Series Order For HBO Max and Cartoon Network.
- Costco is the latest retailer to drop Chaokoh coconut milk over allegations of forced monkey labor.
- El Paso strip clubs remain open after Mayor Margo breaks tie vote.
- Shoppers horrified to find a ‘cute’ stag ornament from B&M is VERY well-endowed.
- A Tampa woman made 42,000 fraudulent Amazon returns in the past 5 years.
- Seattle arcade unveils 'touchless' pinball machines.
- Twitch suspends DragonForce guitarist for playing his own music.
- Sally the Salad Robot is replacing the traditional salad bar at Piggly Wiggly.
Nov 04, 202022:44
Episode 35
<ul>
<li>Meet the Diabolical Ironclad Beetle. It’s Almost Uncrushable.</li>
<li>President Trump’s Twitter was accessed by a security expert who guessed the password ‘maga2020!’.</li>
<li>Crisis fermenting as cabbage shortage hits South Korea's kimchi culture.</li>
<li>7-Eleven Japan’s “Paper Tiger” sandwich sparks online controversy over deceptive packaging.</li>
<li>We try Burger King Japan’s "Fake Burger", a chip butty on steroids.</li>
<li>Parents name their daughter after internet provider for free WiFi.</li>
<li>Bot orders $18,752 of McSundaes every 30 min. to find if machines are working.</li>
<li>Japan puts off the decision to release treated Fukushima water into the sea.</li>
<li>Microsoft Sent Snoop Dogg an Xbox Series X Fridge for His Birthday.</li>
<li>Couple at a NYC eatery served $2,000 Bordeaux in error after ordering cheap wine.</li>
<li>Australia Bans Import of Hentai And Other Adult Anime Products from Japan!</li>
<li>A Deepfake Porn Bot Is Being Used to Abuse Thousands of Women.</li>
<li>Berlin breaks up a 600-strong party over Covid.</li>
</ul>
<li>Meet the Diabolical Ironclad Beetle. It’s Almost Uncrushable.</li>
<li>President Trump’s Twitter was accessed by a security expert who guessed the password ‘maga2020!’.</li>
<li>Crisis fermenting as cabbage shortage hits South Korea's kimchi culture.</li>
<li>7-Eleven Japan’s “Paper Tiger” sandwich sparks online controversy over deceptive packaging.</li>
<li>We try Burger King Japan’s "Fake Burger", a chip butty on steroids.</li>
<li>Parents name their daughter after internet provider for free WiFi.</li>
<li>Bot orders $18,752 of McSundaes every 30 min. to find if machines are working.</li>
<li>Japan puts off the decision to release treated Fukushima water into the sea.</li>
<li>Microsoft Sent Snoop Dogg an Xbox Series X Fridge for His Birthday.</li>
<li>Couple at a NYC eatery served $2,000 Bordeaux in error after ordering cheap wine.</li>
<li>Australia Bans Import of Hentai And Other Adult Anime Products from Japan!</li>
<li>A Deepfake Porn Bot Is Being Used to Abuse Thousands of Women.</li>
<li>Berlin breaks up a 600-strong party over Covid.</li>
</ul>
Nov 03, 202020:56
Episode 34
<ul>
<li>Burger King is releasing a Fake Burger in Japan.</li>
<li>Van Damme saves the life of a chihuahua after a row over a fake passport.</li>
<li>Sushi pizza: surprisingly Canadian, surprisingly great.</li>
<li>‘Fast and Furious’ Franchise to End With 11th Film, Justin Lin Directing.</li>
<li>McDonald’s Franchisees Are Working On Ways To Fix The Chain’s Broken Ice Cream Machines.</li>
<li>‘Glitter bomb’ sent to employee of 911 center in Pennsylvania.</li>
<li>Bees everywhere on I-81 after a crash in Luzerne County.</li>
<li>OxyContin maker to plead guilty to federal criminal charges, pay $8 billion, and will close the company.</li>
<li>Quibi Is Shutting Down Barely Six Months After Going Live.</li>
<li>Jealous woman knifed a man in front of witnesses weeks after she bit his testicles.</li>
<li>Cocaine worth $500m found hidden in charcoal shipment.</li>
<li>Nine members of the same family die after eating homemade noodles kept in the freezer.</li>
<li>Reese’s Robotic Halloween Door Safely Dispenses Free Peanut Butter Cups.</li>
<li>Woman trespasser arrested after telling cops her name was 'My B*tt Just F**ted'.</li>
<li>An Iowa woman has a deceased pet cat cloned.</li>
<li>AMC Theaters offer private screenings starting at $99.</li>
<li>Sale of Notorious B.I.G.'s plastic crown sets Guinness record.</li>
<li>'Breathable Bacon' face mask gives wearers the aroma of bacon.</li>
<li>Japanese sake giant creates gin from 80,000 recycled Budweisers.</li>
<li>Flippy, the $30,000 automated robot fast-food cook, is now for sale with 'demand through the roof'.</li>
<li>This Man Blended Whiskeys From All 50 States to Make the Ultimate American Spirit.</li>
<li>A Disturbing Twinkie That Has, So Far, Defied Science.</li>
<li>Japanese Artist Itsuo Kobayashi Draws Every Meal He’s Eaten for Over 30 Years - Food Is Love.</li>
<li>Scientists Just Accidentally Found A New Organ Hidden Inside The Human Head.</li>
<li>Banksy's 'Show me the Monet' painting sells for nearly $10 million.</li>
</ul>
<li>Burger King is releasing a Fake Burger in Japan.</li>
<li>Van Damme saves the life of a chihuahua after a row over a fake passport.</li>
<li>Sushi pizza: surprisingly Canadian, surprisingly great.</li>
<li>‘Fast and Furious’ Franchise to End With 11th Film, Justin Lin Directing.</li>
<li>McDonald’s Franchisees Are Working On Ways To Fix The Chain’s Broken Ice Cream Machines.</li>
<li>‘Glitter bomb’ sent to employee of 911 center in Pennsylvania.</li>
<li>Bees everywhere on I-81 after a crash in Luzerne County.</li>
<li>OxyContin maker to plead guilty to federal criminal charges, pay $8 billion, and will close the company.</li>
<li>Quibi Is Shutting Down Barely Six Months After Going Live.</li>
<li>Jealous woman knifed a man in front of witnesses weeks after she bit his testicles.</li>
<li>Cocaine worth $500m found hidden in charcoal shipment.</li>
<li>Nine members of the same family die after eating homemade noodles kept in the freezer.</li>
<li>Reese’s Robotic Halloween Door Safely Dispenses Free Peanut Butter Cups.</li>
<li>Woman trespasser arrested after telling cops her name was 'My B*tt Just F**ted'.</li>
<li>An Iowa woman has a deceased pet cat cloned.</li>
<li>AMC Theaters offer private screenings starting at $99.</li>
<li>Sale of Notorious B.I.G.'s plastic crown sets Guinness record.</li>
<li>'Breathable Bacon' face mask gives wearers the aroma of bacon.</li>
<li>Japanese sake giant creates gin from 80,000 recycled Budweisers.</li>
<li>Flippy, the $30,000 automated robot fast-food cook, is now for sale with 'demand through the roof'.</li>
<li>This Man Blended Whiskeys From All 50 States to Make the Ultimate American Spirit.</li>
<li>A Disturbing Twinkie That Has, So Far, Defied Science.</li>
<li>Japanese Artist Itsuo Kobayashi Draws Every Meal He’s Eaten for Over 30 Years - Food Is Love.</li>
<li>Scientists Just Accidentally Found A New Organ Hidden Inside The Human Head.</li>
<li>Banksy's 'Show me the Monet' painting sells for nearly $10 million.</li>
</ul>
Oct 27, 202020:49
Episode 33
<ul>
<li>Cells at San Diego Zoo lead to cloning of an endangered horse.</li>
<li>Pumpkin weighing 2,350 pounds wins California contest.</li>
<li>LA Rapper Who Boasted About Getting Rich From Unemployment Fraud on Youtube Gets Arrested -- for Unemployment Fraud.</li>
<li>A plane passenger was caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes.</li>
<li>Coca-Cola will discontinue the iconic diet soda.</li>
<li>The chilling story of ‘Frozen Charlotte’ and the corpse-like dolls that bear her name.</li>
<li>Rapper Nelly touched by beer-can shout-out from Budweiser: 'Something to live up to'.</li>
<li>The Flaming Lips performed a concert with the band and fans encased in plastic bubbles.</li>
<li>‘Home Improvement’ star arrested, accused of choking girlfriend.</li>
<li>Japan-Themed Street Opens In China For Travel-Starved Tourists.</li>
<li>Japan To Release Radioactive Fukushima Water Into the Ocean.</li>
<li>Japanese KitKats are shrinking, Nestlé says the previous size may have been "too large" for customers.</li>
<li>New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom Dick Incident.</li>
<li>Married father of 3 wears skirts, heels to work because ‘he can’.</li>
<li>Teenager Finally Achieves Her Dream Of Dating Godzilla.</li>
</ul>
<li>Cells at San Diego Zoo lead to cloning of an endangered horse.</li>
<li>Pumpkin weighing 2,350 pounds wins California contest.</li>
<li>LA Rapper Who Boasted About Getting Rich From Unemployment Fraud on Youtube Gets Arrested -- for Unemployment Fraud.</li>
<li>A plane passenger was caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes.</li>
<li>Coca-Cola will discontinue the iconic diet soda.</li>
<li>The chilling story of ‘Frozen Charlotte’ and the corpse-like dolls that bear her name.</li>
<li>Rapper Nelly touched by beer-can shout-out from Budweiser: 'Something to live up to'.</li>
<li>The Flaming Lips performed a concert with the band and fans encased in plastic bubbles.</li>
<li>‘Home Improvement’ star arrested, accused of choking girlfriend.</li>
<li>Japan-Themed Street Opens In China For Travel-Starved Tourists.</li>
<li>Japan To Release Radioactive Fukushima Water Into the Ocean.</li>
<li>Japanese KitKats are shrinking, Nestlé says the previous size may have been "too large" for customers.</li>
<li>New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom Dick Incident.</li>
<li>Married father of 3 wears skirts, heels to work because ‘he can’.</li>
<li>Teenager Finally Achieves Her Dream Of Dating Godzilla.</li>
</ul>
Oct 27, 202021:38
Episode 32
<ul>
<li>Finland wants to jail men who send unsolicited 'd**k pics'.</li>
<li>Cougar stalks, pounces at man in a Utah canyon.</li>
<li>An 18-wheeler rolls over on I-35 in New Braunfels, spills mason jars across the highway.</li>
<li>Attorney for dominatrices says group sex with priest was legal.</li>
<li>Elon Musk tweets the Model S will be priced at $69,420.</li>
<li>Police find cash hidden between Bolsonaro ally's buttocks.</li>
<li>McDonald's denies claims that Travis Scott partnership was a distraction from discrimination lawsuits.</li>
<li>Retired rapper Logic spends almost a quarter million dollars on a set of Pokemon cards.</li>
<li>Gal Gadot cast as Cleopatra, draws criticism as a 'very bland looking' Israeli playing the queen of Egypt.</li>
<li>Man arrested for allegedly stuffing razor blades into pizza dough at Maine supermarket.</li>
<li>You Can Finally Buy a Pink Pineapple.</li>
<li>Top Ramen looking for 'Chief Noodle Officer,' pay is 10k and 50-year Ramen supply.</li>
<li>KFC Selling Potato Chip-Crusted Chicken Tenders Called "Lay's Chicky Chips" in Thailand.</li>
<li>Dunkin' Donuts rolls out 'spicy ghost pepper' donuts.</li>
</ul>
<li>Finland wants to jail men who send unsolicited 'd**k pics'.</li>
<li>Cougar stalks, pounces at man in a Utah canyon.</li>
<li>An 18-wheeler rolls over on I-35 in New Braunfels, spills mason jars across the highway.</li>
<li>Attorney for dominatrices says group sex with priest was legal.</li>
<li>Elon Musk tweets the Model S will be priced at $69,420.</li>
<li>Police find cash hidden between Bolsonaro ally's buttocks.</li>
<li>McDonald's denies claims that Travis Scott partnership was a distraction from discrimination lawsuits.</li>
<li>Retired rapper Logic spends almost a quarter million dollars on a set of Pokemon cards.</li>
<li>Gal Gadot cast as Cleopatra, draws criticism as a 'very bland looking' Israeli playing the queen of Egypt.</li>
<li>Man arrested for allegedly stuffing razor blades into pizza dough at Maine supermarket.</li>
<li>You Can Finally Buy a Pink Pineapple.</li>
<li>Top Ramen looking for 'Chief Noodle Officer,' pay is 10k and 50-year Ramen supply.</li>
<li>KFC Selling Potato Chip-Crusted Chicken Tenders Called "Lay's Chicky Chips" in Thailand.</li>
<li>Dunkin' Donuts rolls out 'spicy ghost pepper' donuts.</li>
</ul>
Oct 20, 202018:07
Episode 31
<ul>
<li>A Texas teenager breaks two world records for longest legs.</li>
<li>France to distribute free medical cannabis, launch experiment in 2021.</li>
<li>Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in.</li>
<li>A Missouri man rescued 3 of Taco Bell’s discontinued potato soft tacos, listed them for $200 on Facebook.</li>
<li>There's a petition to save Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza with almost 70K signatures.</li>
<li>How global demand for hair products is linked to forced labor in China.</li>
<li>With ‘Dreams’ and juice, Idaho man finds online fame.</li>
<li>Buffalo Bill’s house from ‘Silence of the Lambs’ up for sale just in time for Halloween.</li>
<li>Apple pays $288,000 to white-hat hackers who had run the company's network.</li>
<li>A teen computer whiz is poised to become 'the patron saint of the internet' after Pope Francis declared he had enacted a miracle from heaven.</li>
<li>Woman ambushes fiancé at work in a wedding dress demanding he marry her right now.</li>
<li>Woman calls off the wedding to a ghost after he turns to partying and drugs.</li>
<li>Asus is Making Gundam-Styled PC Parts for the Japanese Market.</li>
<li>Dexter Revival Coming to Showtime as Limited Series.</li>
<li>Man charged with assault after farting in Uber.</li>
</ul>
<li>A Texas teenager breaks two world records for longest legs.</li>
<li>France to distribute free medical cannabis, launch experiment in 2021.</li>
<li>Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in.</li>
<li>A Missouri man rescued 3 of Taco Bell’s discontinued potato soft tacos, listed them for $200 on Facebook.</li>
<li>There's a petition to save Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza with almost 70K signatures.</li>
<li>How global demand for hair products is linked to forced labor in China.</li>
<li>With ‘Dreams’ and juice, Idaho man finds online fame.</li>
<li>Buffalo Bill’s house from ‘Silence of the Lambs’ up for sale just in time for Halloween.</li>
<li>Apple pays $288,000 to white-hat hackers who had run the company's network.</li>
<li>A teen computer whiz is poised to become 'the patron saint of the internet' after Pope Francis declared he had enacted a miracle from heaven.</li>
<li>Woman ambushes fiancé at work in a wedding dress demanding he marry her right now.</li>
<li>Woman calls off the wedding to a ghost after he turns to partying and drugs.</li>
<li>Asus is Making Gundam-Styled PC Parts for the Japanese Market.</li>
<li>Dexter Revival Coming to Showtime as Limited Series.</li>
<li>Man charged with assault after farting in Uber.</li>
</ul>
Oct 20, 202016:32
Episode 30
<ul>
<li>Ex-jail employees charged for playing 'Baby Shark' on repeat.</li>
<li>Eddie Van Halen, rock guitar god, dead of throat cancer at 65.</li>
<li>Netflix's "Selena: The Series" Finally Has A Release Date And A Beautiful New Trailer.</li>
<li>First-ever foot-operated vending machine appears in Japan during a pandemic.</li>
<li>Bull elk charges, slices man’s kidney in half on Colorado golf course.</li>
<li>American oleh suspect in dog abuse case 'wanted to hurt ex'.</li>
<li>Johnny Nash, 'I Can See Clearly Now' singer, dead at 80.</li>
<li>The latest cannabis beverage has a familiar name: Pabst Blue Ribbon.</li>
<li>'Super High' with Andy Samberg, Craig Robinson and Common Will Turn Potheads into Superheroes.</li>
<li>Slack partnered with shoemaker Cole Haan on limited-edition sneakers.</li>
<li>Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured.</li>
<li>An Arkansas man was sentenced to more than 100 years in prison for a fatal shooting over unwanted mayonnaise on his hamburger order.</li>
<li>Eskimo Pie is getting rid of its derogatory name.</li>
<li>Hey! You Can Drink Sweet Potatoes, says Japanese beverage maker with new drink.</li>
</ul>
<li>Ex-jail employees charged for playing 'Baby Shark' on repeat.</li>
<li>Eddie Van Halen, rock guitar god, dead of throat cancer at 65.</li>
<li>Netflix's "Selena: The Series" Finally Has A Release Date And A Beautiful New Trailer.</li>
<li>First-ever foot-operated vending machine appears in Japan during a pandemic.</li>
<li>Bull elk charges, slices man’s kidney in half on Colorado golf course.</li>
<li>American oleh suspect in dog abuse case 'wanted to hurt ex'.</li>
<li>Johnny Nash, 'I Can See Clearly Now' singer, dead at 80.</li>
<li>The latest cannabis beverage has a familiar name: Pabst Blue Ribbon.</li>
<li>'Super High' with Andy Samberg, Craig Robinson and Common Will Turn Potheads into Superheroes.</li>
<li>Slack partnered with shoemaker Cole Haan on limited-edition sneakers.</li>
<li>Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured.</li>
<li>An Arkansas man was sentenced to more than 100 years in prison for a fatal shooting over unwanted mayonnaise on his hamburger order.</li>
<li>Eskimo Pie is getting rid of its derogatory name.</li>
<li>Hey! You Can Drink Sweet Potatoes, says Japanese beverage maker with new drink.</li>
</ul>
Oct 14, 202012:37
Episode 29
<ul>
<li>College student gets stuck in a clothes dryer after having a few drinks.</li>
<li>Giant black bear spotted riding atop Pennsylvania trash truck.</li>
<li>Japanese man's ex-girlfriend sneaks into his home, cooks up something crazy.</li>
<li>McDonald's teams with singer J Balvin for its newest celebrity meal.</li>
<li>All participants of an “orgy party” in Japan were arrested.</li>
<li>Adult Cream Pie coming to McDonald's Japan.</li>
<li>Domino's investigated after a pizza delivery driver was caught rubbing an ice cream container on crotch.</li>
<li>Eminem fan in Scotland sets Guinness record for most tattooed portraits of the same musician.</li>
<li>Former public library employee accused of stealing and selling over $1.3M in printer toner.</li>
<li>Woman’s headache was caused by tapeworm larvae in her brain.</li>
</ul>
<li>College student gets stuck in a clothes dryer after having a few drinks.</li>
<li>Giant black bear spotted riding atop Pennsylvania trash truck.</li>
<li>Japanese man's ex-girlfriend sneaks into his home, cooks up something crazy.</li>
<li>McDonald's teams with singer J Balvin for its newest celebrity meal.</li>
<li>All participants of an “orgy party” in Japan were arrested.</li>
<li>Adult Cream Pie coming to McDonald's Japan.</li>
<li>Domino's investigated after a pizza delivery driver was caught rubbing an ice cream container on crotch.</li>
<li>Eminem fan in Scotland sets Guinness record for most tattooed portraits of the same musician.</li>
<li>Former public library employee accused of stealing and selling over $1.3M in printer toner.</li>
<li>Woman’s headache was caused by tapeworm larvae in her brain.</li>
</ul>
Oct 14, 202012:54
Episode 28
<ul>
<li>A Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, but felt bad and returned it.</li>
<li>Taro Kono, Japan's administrative reform minister, declares war on faxes.</li>
<li>Face of Elvis appears in giant wave as 65mph winds hammer the east coast.</li>
<li>Man steals a puppy from a couple at knifepoint.</li>
<li>Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn: University Hts.</li>
<li>Rude graffiti is painted around town's potholes.</li>
<li>250K+ saws sold at Lowe's recalled, might not turn off.</li>
<li>Model with unibrow claims she's harassed daily, denied work because of her look.</li>
<li>£100m of seized cocaine 'barely covered by bananas' was 'heading to Scotland'.</li>
<li>You can go back to the office—you just need a virtual-reality headset.</li>
<li>Why helium-free "vacuum balloons" could save physics research.</li>
<li>McDonald’s All-Day Breakfast Might Not Ever Come Back To Menus.</li>
<li>Florida man claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget, sues McDonald’s.</li>
<li>Top 10 Most Popular Fast Food Chains in America.</li>
<li>Zombie Skittles suspiciously good at mimicking the taste of rotting flesh.</li>
<li>The Burrito Pop Will Ensure You’re Only a Mess on the Inside.</li>
<li>Pumpkin spice mac and cheese is coming but there's a wait list.</li>
<li>Man travels 100 kilometers in the middle of the night in Japan to punch another dude in the throat.</li>
<li>Pantone launches a bold new color to combat menstruation taboos.</li>
<li>Sandwiches in Subway 'too sugary to meet legal definition of being bread'.</li>
<li>Weirdest plastic model ever – A 1:1-scale Cup Noodle, including the ramen and toppings.</li>
<li>Fight over milk sends a Florida man to jail.</li>
<li>NJ cops get nearly $2.5 million payout for alleged dildo harassment.</li>
<li>Pakistani man cracks 254 walnuts with his head for Guinness record.</li>
<li>Mountain Dew gets into the hot sauce game.</li>
</ul>
<li>A Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, but felt bad and returned it.</li>
<li>Taro Kono, Japan's administrative reform minister, declares war on faxes.</li>
<li>Face of Elvis appears in giant wave as 65mph winds hammer the east coast.</li>
<li>Man steals a puppy from a couple at knifepoint.</li>
<li>Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn: University Hts.</li>
<li>Rude graffiti is painted around town's potholes.</li>
<li>250K+ saws sold at Lowe's recalled, might not turn off.</li>
<li>Model with unibrow claims she's harassed daily, denied work because of her look.</li>
<li>£100m of seized cocaine 'barely covered by bananas' was 'heading to Scotland'.</li>
<li>You can go back to the office—you just need a virtual-reality headset.</li>
<li>Why helium-free "vacuum balloons" could save physics research.</li>
<li>McDonald’s All-Day Breakfast Might Not Ever Come Back To Menus.</li>
<li>Florida man claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget, sues McDonald’s.</li>
<li>Top 10 Most Popular Fast Food Chains in America.</li>
<li>Zombie Skittles suspiciously good at mimicking the taste of rotting flesh.</li>
<li>The Burrito Pop Will Ensure You’re Only a Mess on the Inside.</li>
<li>Pumpkin spice mac and cheese is coming but there's a wait list.</li>
<li>Man travels 100 kilometers in the middle of the night in Japan to punch another dude in the throat.</li>
<li>Pantone launches a bold new color to combat menstruation taboos.</li>
<li>Sandwiches in Subway 'too sugary to meet legal definition of being bread'.</li>
<li>Weirdest plastic model ever – A 1:1-scale Cup Noodle, including the ramen and toppings.</li>
<li>Fight over milk sends a Florida man to jail.</li>
<li>NJ cops get nearly $2.5 million payout for alleged dildo harassment.</li>
<li>Pakistani man cracks 254 walnuts with his head for Guinness record.</li>
<li>Mountain Dew gets into the hot sauce game.</li>
</ul>
Oct 06, 202020:11
Episode 27
- Chuck E. Cheese is plotting an animated TV show and a live-action movie starring its mouse mascot.
- Tiny Rubik’s Cube goes on sale in Japan for the anniversary.
- Bank manager finds 9.07-carat diamond in Arkansas state park.
- Troublesome South African baboon evicted for raiding homes.
- Woman told the officer ‘I have to poop so bad’ before high-speed chase.
- Kraft introduces Pumpkin Spice Macaroni & Cheese.
- Nissan Murano's Urban Adventure on Unfinished Bridge Is a Clueless Driver Classic.
- Driver given parking ticket after leaving rude note demanding not to be fined.
- This pro wrestler pooped himself mid-match, then turned it into the promo of the year.
- Man who erected a giant wooden penis on his lawn fights to keep it up.
- Secret ‘Man Cave' Discovered Below Grand Central Platform; 3 Subway Workers Busted.
- Parrots removed from UK safari park after teaching each other to swear.
- Rapper Lil Yachty was arrested for driving 150 mph in a Ferrari.
- Whataburger is jumping on the spicy chicken sandwich trend.
- NASA Launching $23 Million Toilet to International Space Station.
- Man Dumped Two Sacks of Eels Into Prospect Park Lake.
- AI deepfake videos to make up '90% of online content' in just five years.
- Bisexual pastor-turned-stripper ‘blesses’ the world with her ‘sacred’ sexuality through OnlyFans.
- Vermont zucchini in the running for world record.
Oct 06, 202020:02
Episode 26
<ul>
<li>Local grandmother feels tricked after trying to order some Halloween treats from Amazon.</li>
<li>Woman fined $25K for illegally importing hundreds of doses of bovine semen.</li>
<li>Driver faces DUI charges after crashing into cruiser, injuring officer.</li>
<li>A 10-year-old Wisconsin wrestler is about to reach his goal: 100,000 pushups in a year.</li>
<li>Queensland nurse gives a distressed patient bizarre masturbation advice.</li>
<li>North Carolina city replacing street signs that misspelled 'Autumn'.</li>
<li>Woman wakes to find a snake 'chomping' on her forehead.</li>
<li>Woman accused of driving while high on pot, allegedly does some dancing after pulled over.</li>
<li>Possible rare ‘seven-armed octopus’ found on Whidbey beach.</li>
<li>Morocco Demolishes Controversial Fish Statues in Mehdia After Backlash.</li>
<li>Rapper YFN Lucci thought he was holding a prop gun. He was wrong.</li>
<li>$300K in counterfeit goods seized in Richland.</li>
<li>Route shut after major potato spillage.</li>
<li>AAA: Keep protective masks off of rearview mirrors.</li>
<li>Former SC teacher’s license revoked after ingesting illegal substance in front of class.</li>
<li>A robot beats humans at curling thanks to a deep learning program.</li>
<li>Resuming sexual activity soon after a heart attack linked with improved survival.</li>
<li>Sex robots will be controlled remotely by humans from different continents.</li>
<li>Incredible pics show rival frogs battling it out over right to mate with females.</li>
<li>Echelon made a $500 version of its connected spin bike for Amazon Prime.</li>
<li>Is the gold in your phone funding drug gangs?</li>
<li>If we put computers in our brains, strange things might happen to our minds.</li>
<li>PlayStation's secret weapon: a nearly all-automated factory.</li>
<li>People who drive this car get the most speeding tickets.</li>
<li>Portwell Motherboard Has 20 USB Ports.</li>
<li>McDonald's New Spicy McNuggets.</li>
<li>7 weird and unexpected things food photographers do to make their shots look perfect.</li>
<li>The Official Drink of 2020 Is Red Lobster's Dew Garita.</li>
<li>Forget Taco Bell—you can make your own damned Mexican Pizza.</li>
<li>Can adding Lucky Charms marshmallows to other foods make them magically delicious?</li>
</ul>
<li>Local grandmother feels tricked after trying to order some Halloween treats from Amazon.</li>
<li>Woman fined $25K for illegally importing hundreds of doses of bovine semen.</li>
<li>Driver faces DUI charges after crashing into cruiser, injuring officer.</li>
<li>A 10-year-old Wisconsin wrestler is about to reach his goal: 100,000 pushups in a year.</li>
<li>Queensland nurse gives a distressed patient bizarre masturbation advice.</li>
<li>North Carolina city replacing street signs that misspelled 'Autumn'.</li>
<li>Woman wakes to find a snake 'chomping' on her forehead.</li>
<li>Woman accused of driving while high on pot, allegedly does some dancing after pulled over.</li>
<li>Possible rare ‘seven-armed octopus’ found on Whidbey beach.</li>
<li>Morocco Demolishes Controversial Fish Statues in Mehdia After Backlash.</li>
<li>Rapper YFN Lucci thought he was holding a prop gun. He was wrong.</li>
<li>$300K in counterfeit goods seized in Richland.</li>
<li>Route shut after major potato spillage.</li>
<li>AAA: Keep protective masks off of rearview mirrors.</li>
<li>Former SC teacher’s license revoked after ingesting illegal substance in front of class.</li>
<li>A robot beats humans at curling thanks to a deep learning program.</li>
<li>Resuming sexual activity soon after a heart attack linked with improved survival.</li>
<li>Sex robots will be controlled remotely by humans from different continents.</li>
<li>Incredible pics show rival frogs battling it out over right to mate with females.</li>
<li>Echelon made a $500 version of its connected spin bike for Amazon Prime.</li>
<li>Is the gold in your phone funding drug gangs?</li>
<li>If we put computers in our brains, strange things might happen to our minds.</li>
<li>PlayStation's secret weapon: a nearly all-automated factory.</li>
<li>People who drive this car get the most speeding tickets.</li>
<li>Portwell Motherboard Has 20 USB Ports.</li>
<li>McDonald's New Spicy McNuggets.</li>
<li>7 weird and unexpected things food photographers do to make their shots look perfect.</li>
<li>The Official Drink of 2020 Is Red Lobster's Dew Garita.</li>
<li>Forget Taco Bell—you can make your own damned Mexican Pizza.</li>
<li>Can adding Lucky Charms marshmallows to other foods make them magically delicious?</li>
</ul>
Sep 29, 202026:27
Episode 25
<ul>
<li>Man shot his male doctor after he ejaculated during a prostate exam (fake but funny).</li>
<li>Backpackers find body at GSMNP campsite; Bear found scavenging on remains euthanized.</li>
<li>Newhall School District Cancels Classes Tuesday After Ransomware Attack.</li>
<li>100-million-year-old giant sperm found preserved in amber is the oldest ever.</li>
<li>Chuck E. Cheese wants to destroy 7 billion prize tickets.</li>
<li>Nintendo discontinued the 3DS console line after almost a decade.</li>
<li>iPhone's new 'orange dot' feature warns you when an app is listening.</li>
<li>An Alaska dentist who extracted a patient's tooth on a hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in jail.</li>
<li>Detroit Driver Arrested After Successfully Jumping Over Drawbridge.</li>
<li>A Sold Out Flight That Goes Nowhere.</li>
<li>A Florida woman was attacked by a 10-foot, 4-inch alligator while trimming trees.</li>
<li>Woman falls out of a car window onto the highway while filming a Snapchat video.</li>
<li>The CIA sent a team of 4 operators on a spy mission targeting China. None came back.</li>
<li>Tesla on Autopilot hits over 90 mph before police flag down a sleepy driver.</li>
<li>Woman sues Tokyo company after having to work 48 days in a row with limited bathroom breaks.</li>
<li>Sizzler files for bankruptcy as the pandemic demolishes sales at casual-dining restaurants.</li>
<li>Man Convicted For Smearing Semen On Co-Worker's Belongings.</li>
<li>Vivica A. Fox Tests Negative for COVID-19 After Pulling Out of Emmys Due to False Positive.</li>
<li>Cult leader who claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus arrested in Russia.</li>
<li>MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses.</li>
<li>Aichi man gets 10 months in prison for saying "I got corona" in an electronics store.</li>
<li>Over 130,000 Japanese netizens rank the Top 20 anime opening themes of all time.</li>
<li>Let's Talk About Your Windshield Wiper Attitude.</li>
<li>A Vietnamese factory was busted recycling hundreds of thousands of used condoms.</li>
<li>Japanese government to start giving newlywed couples a wedding gift of 600,000 yen.</li>
</ul>
<li>Man shot his male doctor after he ejaculated during a prostate exam (fake but funny).</li>
<li>Backpackers find body at GSMNP campsite; Bear found scavenging on remains euthanized.</li>
<li>Newhall School District Cancels Classes Tuesday After Ransomware Attack.</li>
<li>100-million-year-old giant sperm found preserved in amber is the oldest ever.</li>
<li>Chuck E. Cheese wants to destroy 7 billion prize tickets.</li>
<li>Nintendo discontinued the 3DS console line after almost a decade.</li>
<li>iPhone's new 'orange dot' feature warns you when an app is listening.</li>
<li>An Alaska dentist who extracted a patient's tooth on a hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in jail.</li>
<li>Detroit Driver Arrested After Successfully Jumping Over Drawbridge.</li>
<li>A Sold Out Flight That Goes Nowhere.</li>
<li>A Florida woman was attacked by a 10-foot, 4-inch alligator while trimming trees.</li>
<li>Woman falls out of a car window onto the highway while filming a Snapchat video.</li>
<li>The CIA sent a team of 4 operators on a spy mission targeting China. None came back.</li>
<li>Tesla on Autopilot hits over 90 mph before police flag down a sleepy driver.</li>
<li>Woman sues Tokyo company after having to work 48 days in a row with limited bathroom breaks.</li>
<li>Sizzler files for bankruptcy as the pandemic demolishes sales at casual-dining restaurants.</li>
<li>Man Convicted For Smearing Semen On Co-Worker's Belongings.</li>
<li>Vivica A. Fox Tests Negative for COVID-19 After Pulling Out of Emmys Due to False Positive.</li>
<li>Cult leader who claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus arrested in Russia.</li>
<li>MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses.</li>
<li>Aichi man gets 10 months in prison for saying "I got corona" in an electronics store.</li>
<li>Over 130,000 Japanese netizens rank the Top 20 anime opening themes of all time.</li>
<li>Let's Talk About Your Windshield Wiper Attitude.</li>
<li>A Vietnamese factory was busted recycling hundreds of thousands of used condoms.</li>
<li>Japanese government to start giving newlywed couples a wedding gift of 600,000 yen.</li>
</ul>
Sep 29, 202032:35
Episode 24
<ul>
<li>Florida city repeals 13-year ban on saggy pants.</li>
<li>The Chinese J-31 5th-Gen stealth fighter may be a total F-35 'rip-off'.</li>
<li>Man moves into new house, finds out it's covered with massive Simpsons murals on the outside.</li>
<li>Altoona man threw frozen pizzas at a store manager after a mask-wearing dispute.</li>
<li>Pringles try to wake from 'recycling nightmare'.</li>
<li>There is Now an Iconic Indomie Goreng Stir Fry Noodle Ice Cream Flavor.</li>
<li>Berks to pay $750K for 27 years of unbilled water.</li>
<li>Teen bitten on the penis by a snake while sitting on the toilet.</li>
<li>My massive 42L boobs caused my spine to 'COLLAPSE' and left me wheelchair-bound.</li>
<li>A growing business: Dutch develop 'living' coffin made of mushroom mycelium.</li>
<li>Walmart’s drones take to the skies.</li>
<li>Secretive Pentagon research program looks to replace human hackers with AI.</li>
<li>Reese's rumored to be debuting a peanut butter cup stuffed with potato chips.</li>
</ul>
<li>Florida city repeals 13-year ban on saggy pants.</li>
<li>The Chinese J-31 5th-Gen stealth fighter may be a total F-35 'rip-off'.</li>
<li>Man moves into new house, finds out it's covered with massive Simpsons murals on the outside.</li>
<li>Altoona man threw frozen pizzas at a store manager after a mask-wearing dispute.</li>
<li>Pringles try to wake from 'recycling nightmare'.</li>
<li>There is Now an Iconic Indomie Goreng Stir Fry Noodle Ice Cream Flavor.</li>
<li>Berks to pay $750K for 27 years of unbilled water.</li>
<li>Teen bitten on the penis by a snake while sitting on the toilet.</li>
<li>My massive 42L boobs caused my spine to 'COLLAPSE' and left me wheelchair-bound.</li>
<li>A growing business: Dutch develop 'living' coffin made of mushroom mycelium.</li>
<li>Walmart’s drones take to the skies.</li>
<li>Secretive Pentagon research program looks to replace human hackers with AI.</li>
<li>Reese's rumored to be debuting a peanut butter cup stuffed with potato chips.</li>
</ul>
Sep 21, 202014:05
Episode 23
<ul>
<li>Man jailed after crashing into marked police cars with $145 million of meth in his van.</li>
<li>Woman who deliberately cut off her own hand in insurance scam jailed for two years.</li>
<li>Akira-Like Electric Superbike Concept Provides Glimpse Into the Future.</li>
<li>Signs of alien life detected on Venus.</li>
<li>Taco Bell is now selling its own custom wine, Jalapeno Noir.</li>
<li>Panty thief gets an unexpected surprise after police reveal thong is not what it seems.</li>
<li>New unstaffed gyoza store in Tokyo sells pot stickers 24 hours a day.</li>
<li>All-plant-based katsu curry arrives at Ikea Japan.</li>
<li>Man Used Mirror To Spy On Bathroom In Gloucester Twp. School.</li>
<li>New website aims to help you cut back on 'doomscrolling'.</li>
</ul>
<li>Man jailed after crashing into marked police cars with $145 million of meth in his van.</li>
<li>Woman who deliberately cut off her own hand in insurance scam jailed for two years.</li>
<li>Akira-Like Electric Superbike Concept Provides Glimpse Into the Future.</li>
<li>Signs of alien life detected on Venus.</li>
<li>Taco Bell is now selling its own custom wine, Jalapeno Noir.</li>
<li>Panty thief gets an unexpected surprise after police reveal thong is not what it seems.</li>
<li>New unstaffed gyoza store in Tokyo sells pot stickers 24 hours a day.</li>
<li>All-plant-based katsu curry arrives at Ikea Japan.</li>
<li>Man Used Mirror To Spy On Bathroom In Gloucester Twp. School.</li>
<li>New website aims to help you cut back on 'doomscrolling'.</li>
</ul>
Sep 21, 202013:60
Episode 22
<ul>
<li>Bill Gates’ Nuclear Startup Unveils Mini-Reactor Design Including Molten Salt Energy Storage.</li>
<li>The Benefits of Breast Massages.</li>
<li>Police search for a man they say caught fire after torching another man’s car.</li>
<li>An Arizona man tried kidnapping an infant at a Flagstaff grocery store checkout.</li>
<li>UW-Platteville first in state to offer cannabis-related certificates.</li>
<li>Why Navy SEALs Wear Chuck Taylors in Maritime Operations.</li>
<li>Woman drops her iPhone 11 from more than 5,000 ft while paragliding.</li>
<li>Drunk driver arrested after crashing into patrol unit with 2 deputies inside.</li>
<li>Nearly a dozen fish species can WALK on land, study reveals.</li>
<li>Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving Capability' Falls Short of Its Name.</li>
<li>People who don't believe in God may get better sleep.</li>
<li>Creepy ‘Geofence’ Finds Anyone Who Went Near a Crime Scene.</li>
<li>Robot begins work at convenience store; hopes to replace humans by 2022.</li>
<li>Are Black Holes Made Of Dark Matter?</li>
<li>Alabama restaurant serves pickle pizza.</li>
<li>Coors Light truck crashes into Taco Inn.</li>
<li>Burger King Releases A Chocolate Whopper In Taiwan.</li>
<li>Cinnamon Toast Crunch is doing ridiculously well during the pandemic.</li>
<li>Reese's made a breakfast cake so you can have dessert in the morning.</li>
</ul>
<li>Bill Gates’ Nuclear Startup Unveils Mini-Reactor Design Including Molten Salt Energy Storage.</li>
<li>The Benefits of Breast Massages.</li>
<li>Police search for a man they say caught fire after torching another man’s car.</li>
<li>An Arizona man tried kidnapping an infant at a Flagstaff grocery store checkout.</li>
<li>UW-Platteville first in state to offer cannabis-related certificates.</li>
<li>Why Navy SEALs Wear Chuck Taylors in Maritime Operations.</li>
<li>Woman drops her iPhone 11 from more than 5,000 ft while paragliding.</li>
<li>Drunk driver arrested after crashing into patrol unit with 2 deputies inside.</li>
<li>Nearly a dozen fish species can WALK on land, study reveals.</li>
<li>Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving Capability' Falls Short of Its Name.</li>
<li>People who don't believe in God may get better sleep.</li>
<li>Creepy ‘Geofence’ Finds Anyone Who Went Near a Crime Scene.</li>
<li>Robot begins work at convenience store; hopes to replace humans by 2022.</li>
<li>Are Black Holes Made Of Dark Matter?</li>
<li>Alabama restaurant serves pickle pizza.</li>
<li>Coors Light truck crashes into Taco Inn.</li>
<li>Burger King Releases A Chocolate Whopper In Taiwan.</li>
<li>Cinnamon Toast Crunch is doing ridiculously well during the pandemic.</li>
<li>Reese's made a breakfast cake so you can have dessert in the morning.</li>
</ul>
Sep 14, 202021:27
Episode 21
<ul>
<li>Man advocates to rename boneless chicken wings "wet tenders".</li>
<li>McDonald's is adding a Travis Scott meal to the menu to win over Gen Z and millennial customers.</li>
<li>Man arrested after calling 911, asking if dispatcher wanted to buy egg rolls.</li>
<li>Taco Bell is removing Mexican Pizza and other items from the menu.</li>
<li>Jelly Belly founder to give away candy factory as part of 'gold ticket' treasure hunt.</li>
<li>Japan now has blue sake that changes color in cocktails.</li>
<li>Samsung Is Developing A Transparent Smartphone.</li>
<li>Hundreds of Americans Planted 'Chinese Mystery Seeds'.</li>
<li>Robot dogs join high-tech US Air Force exercise.</li>
<li>Naked lady swipes intimate item in naughty adventure in Fort Pierce.</li>
<li>Man dies after fight at strip club.</li>
<li>Jack Daniels is the Most Popular Liquor in Texas.</li>
<li>Yang Yang the giant panda celebrates his 23rd birthday in Georgia.</li>
<li>The latest shortage is live crickets.</li>
<li>Son sells 28 years of birthday whisky to buy his first home.</li>
<li>Vulgar pornography interrupts virtual schooling in another instance of “Zoom bombing”.</li>
<li>Man makes Pringles last four hours to avoid wearing a mask on flight.</li>
</ul>
<li>Man advocates to rename boneless chicken wings "wet tenders".</li>
<li>McDonald's is adding a Travis Scott meal to the menu to win over Gen Z and millennial customers.</li>
<li>Man arrested after calling 911, asking if dispatcher wanted to buy egg rolls.</li>
<li>Taco Bell is removing Mexican Pizza and other items from the menu.</li>
<li>Jelly Belly founder to give away candy factory as part of 'gold ticket' treasure hunt.</li>
<li>Japan now has blue sake that changes color in cocktails.</li>
<li>Samsung Is Developing A Transparent Smartphone.</li>
<li>Hundreds of Americans Planted 'Chinese Mystery Seeds'.</li>
<li>Robot dogs join high-tech US Air Force exercise.</li>
<li>Naked lady swipes intimate item in naughty adventure in Fort Pierce.</li>
<li>Man dies after fight at strip club.</li>
<li>Jack Daniels is the Most Popular Liquor in Texas.</li>
<li>Yang Yang the giant panda celebrates his 23rd birthday in Georgia.</li>
<li>The latest shortage is live crickets.</li>
<li>Son sells 28 years of birthday whisky to buy his first home.</li>
<li>Vulgar pornography interrupts virtual schooling in another instance of “Zoom bombing”.</li>
<li>Man makes Pringles last four hours to avoid wearing a mask on flight.</li>
</ul>
Sep 14, 202022:57
Episode 20
<ul>
<li>Move over, dartboards – Japan now has shuriken machines for ninja fun!</li>
<li>You Should Waffle Two Pieces of Pizza Together.</li>
<li>Customer handed eye-watering bill after misreading menu at Gordon Ramsay steak.</li>
<li>Pinterest pays $89.5 million to terminate San Francisco office lease.</li>
<li>Alternative-meat startup is hoping a 3D-printed steak can upend the meat industry.</li>
<li>Pro tip: Never be the first unless it’s a gangbang.</li>
<li>SPAM shortage? Pandemic leads to production problems.</li>
<li>McDonald's and KFC Japan release new Tsukimi "moon-viewing" burgers.</li>
<li>Grandmother shows off 24-year-old McDonald's burger kept in a closet that she says has not rotted.</li>
<li>More than $130K raised for California family after girls seen using Taco Bell WiFi for school work.</li>
<li>CBP In San Juan Seizes $27 Million Found Inside Boxes Bound To St. Thomas.</li>
<li>Man arrested for peeing in beer cans and leaving them on the side of the road in Japan.</li>
<li>Consuming your own fecal microbiome may help keep off the pounds .</li>
<li>He had marijuana coming out of his WHAT?!?!</li>
<li>New research reveals how armpit aroma can be cue for passion.</li>
<li>Elon Musk: "Good chance you'll die" on Mars.</li>
<li>Tourist grabs a tiger's testicles as she poses for a photo at Thai zoo.</li>
<li>Calculating the reduction in worldwide deaths from liver cancer if the whole world drank more coffee.</li>
<li>Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research study finds honeybee venom rapidly kills aggressive breast cancer cells.</li>
<li>Tony Stark wannabe spotted in a jet pack by two pilots at 3,000 feet. Now the FBI is involved.</li>
<li>Meteorite study suggests Earth has always been wet.</li>
<li>World record set for most crane games in one arcade with new game center in Tokyo.</li>
<li>New York state man breaks one-handed clapping record.</li>
</ul>
<li>Move over, dartboards – Japan now has shuriken machines for ninja fun!</li>
<li>You Should Waffle Two Pieces of Pizza Together.</li>
<li>Customer handed eye-watering bill after misreading menu at Gordon Ramsay steak.</li>
<li>Pinterest pays $89.5 million to terminate San Francisco office lease.</li>
<li>Alternative-meat startup is hoping a 3D-printed steak can upend the meat industry.</li>
<li>Pro tip: Never be the first unless it’s a gangbang.</li>
<li>SPAM shortage? Pandemic leads to production problems.</li>
<li>McDonald's and KFC Japan release new Tsukimi "moon-viewing" burgers.</li>
<li>Grandmother shows off 24-year-old McDonald's burger kept in a closet that she says has not rotted.</li>
<li>More than $130K raised for California family after girls seen using Taco Bell WiFi for school work.</li>
<li>CBP In San Juan Seizes $27 Million Found Inside Boxes Bound To St. Thomas.</li>
<li>Man arrested for peeing in beer cans and leaving them on the side of the road in Japan.</li>
<li>Consuming your own fecal microbiome may help keep off the pounds .</li>
<li>He had marijuana coming out of his WHAT?!?!</li>
<li>New research reveals how armpit aroma can be cue for passion.</li>
<li>Elon Musk: "Good chance you'll die" on Mars.</li>
<li>Tourist grabs a tiger's testicles as she poses for a photo at Thai zoo.</li>
<li>Calculating the reduction in worldwide deaths from liver cancer if the whole world drank more coffee.</li>
<li>Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research study finds honeybee venom rapidly kills aggressive breast cancer cells.</li>
<li>Tony Stark wannabe spotted in a jet pack by two pilots at 3,000 feet. Now the FBI is involved.</li>
<li>Meteorite study suggests Earth has always been wet.</li>
<li>World record set for most crane games in one arcade with new game center in Tokyo.</li>
<li>New York state man breaks one-handed clapping record.</li>
</ul>
Sep 08, 202020:58
Episode 19
<ul>
<li>Japan's 'flying car' gets off ground, with a person aboard.</li>
<li>'Black Panther' actor Chadwick Boseman dies at 43 after 4-year fight with colon cancer.</li>
<li>Ecuador couple certified as oldest married pair, nearly 215.</li>
<li>First trial of LSD-MDMA set to test safety and treatment potential.</li>
<li>Amazon wins FAA approval for Prime Air drone delivery fleet.</li>
<li>Andrew Lloyd Webber dropped a ‘Phantom of the WAPera’ Cardi B remix and we regret to inform you music is cancelled.</li>
<li>Post Malone Becomes Co-Owner of Texas’ Biggest Esports Group.</li>
<li>Woman arrested in mountains of Japan for attempted murder with bow and arrow.</li>
<li>Slam City Re-enactment: Felony Charge Over Illicit Juul Scheme.</li>
<li>Woman spends $135k on ‘plastic doll’ transformation.</li>
<li>Bella Thorne and OnlyFans controversy explained.</li>
<li>How to get the upper body of a burrowing frog.</li>
<li>Naturist couple will pay £2k to anyone who can help them move houses – but the person must be naked on the job.</li>
<li>The Science of Bruce Lee’s master move, the One-Inch Punch.</li>
</ul>
<li>Japan's 'flying car' gets off ground, with a person aboard.</li>
<li>'Black Panther' actor Chadwick Boseman dies at 43 after 4-year fight with colon cancer.</li>
<li>Ecuador couple certified as oldest married pair, nearly 215.</li>
<li>First trial of LSD-MDMA set to test safety and treatment potential.</li>
<li>Amazon wins FAA approval for Prime Air drone delivery fleet.</li>
<li>Andrew Lloyd Webber dropped a ‘Phantom of the WAPera’ Cardi B remix and we regret to inform you music is cancelled.</li>
<li>Post Malone Becomes Co-Owner of Texas’ Biggest Esports Group.</li>
<li>Woman arrested in mountains of Japan for attempted murder with bow and arrow.</li>
<li>Slam City Re-enactment: Felony Charge Over Illicit Juul Scheme.</li>
<li>Woman spends $135k on ‘plastic doll’ transformation.</li>
<li>Bella Thorne and OnlyFans controversy explained.</li>
<li>How to get the upper body of a burrowing frog.</li>
<li>Naturist couple will pay £2k to anyone who can help them move houses – but the person must be naked on the job.</li>
<li>The Science of Bruce Lee’s master move, the One-Inch Punch.</li>
</ul>
Sep 08, 202022:42
Episode 18
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Michael Jordan shoes auctioned for $615,000, setting new record
- Aquarium drains wishing waterfall for 100 gallons of extra cash
- A man lived in a Tampa Bay-area stadium's luxury suite for over 2 weeks before he was arrested
- YouTuber designs gun that shoots masks onto faces of those who refuse to wear them
- Why Tokyo’s New Transparent Public Restrooms Are A Stroke Of Genius
- Kellogg's Mermaid, Frozen Waffles, Blue Raspberry
- The next Girl Scouts cookie flavor to grace your mouth: French toast
- An Arkansas farmer disguised himself as a woman to sneak into a cemetery and deface the grave of his longtime nemesis with animal carcasses
- Poop transplant cures man's 'drunkenness disease'
- 56-year-old Pokémon GO trainer arrested for assaulting 55-year-old trainer
- Japanese man rides 1,000 kilometres on stolen mamachari bicycle to see Tokyo for first time
- Want to look good while staying safe? Put CCP Ultra Mask on your face!
- Want to own one of the biggest ranches in Texas? It will cost you almost $320 million
- The F-100 could sling nuclear bombs and launch itself into the air like a missile. Now it can be yours.
- 'National Anthem' NASCAR car stolen from Cracker Barrel parking lot in Georgia
Aug 25, 202017:25
Episode 17
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Marijuana vending machines now available in Colorado with more to follow
- America Has Two Feet. It’s About to Lose One of Them.
- If You Aren’t Milking Your Corn, Is It Really Summer?
- Russell Kirsch, Inventor of the Pixel, Passed Away
- Microsoft Internet Explorer is finally dead
- Bald eagle attacks $950 drone, sends it to bottom of Lake Michigan
- A stash of beer and gum that dates back to the 1980s was discovered hidden behind the shelves of a Washington library
- Ryan Reynolds Opens Streaming Service That Only Streams 2003's Foolproof
- Marijuana company will destroy $2.6 million inventory of year-old vapes
- Playhouse put on Airbnb as joke booked by family
- Girl, 12, caught on camera gambling at Australian casino
- Europe's largest 3D-printer just made its first two-story house
- Swiss scientists create glow-in-the-dark mice to study cellular function
- Man steals bucket truck, takes it for a drive through the Beaded Curtain Outdoor Mall
- Martial artist uses nunchucks to light 21 candles in one minute
- German circus sells jars of lion poop for gardening
- Woman celebrates 103rd birthday by getting first tattoo
Aug 25, 202018:08
Episode 16
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Japanese Brazilian BBQ restaurants offering take-out disposable grills made of cardboard
- Hokkaido resort offers a vibrant bounty of gelato lookalikes made of potato
- Police find Netherlands' biggest-ever cocaine lab
- Google Earth user spots '400ft ice ship' off the coast of Antarctica
- Obese man binges 10k calories a day to grow 35st body and please kinky fans
- Belarus Has Shut Down the Internet Amid a Controversial Election
- Florida woman finds python in her laundry machine
- Middletown restaurants feud after fence blocks ocean view
- The disturbing underbelly of the 'step' pr0n trend
- Man Jailed For Alleged Felony Slurpee Battery
- South Korean YouTuber sets private parts on fire during gaming livestream, gets 2nd-degree burns
- Microsoft Surface Duo release at a whopping $1,399
- Circus Peanut Jello Salad, One of the Weirdest Retro Recipes Out There
- Almost Always Win the Game “Guess Who” With This Math-Based Strategy
- Hubble Finds Betelgeuse's Mysterious Dimming Due to Traumatic Outburst
- 9 Reasons to Eat a Lot of Beans
- Coronavirus Found on Frozen Chicken Wings
Aug 17, 202023:39
Episode 15
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Smartfood’s Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries Popcorn Mix Is Officially Hitting Shelves Next Week
- ‘Animaniacs’ Reboot Sets Hulu Premiere Date
- Feds discover ‘most sophisticated tunnel in history’ along US-Mexico border
- 'Ren & Stimpy' Documentary 'Happy Happy Joy Joy' Unveils First Trailer
- Gone to Texas: Joe Rogan makes good on Texas move
- $1.5 million face mask, complete with 18-karat white gold and 3,600 diamonds
- Report finds cancer-causing ‘forever chemicals’ in McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King food packaging
- Fast-food wrappers at McDonald’s, Burger King may harbor toxic chemicals
- Beer, leather company called out after accidentally naming businesses Maori word for 'pubic hair'
- Last Blockbuster store is now on Airbnb for a nostalgic '90s sleepover
- Boeing 747s still get critical updates via floppy disks
- Over a Billion Android Devices Are at Risk of Data Theft
- Dr Pepper is the latest pandemic shortage
- Nick Cannon Suing Viacom, Seeking $1.5B For The Value Of 'Wild N' Out'
- A woman is stunned when her new driver's license came back with a picture of an empty chair
Aug 17, 202017:30
Episode 14
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Ren & Stimpy Show Revived at Comedy Central
- Twitter Hack Zoom Court Hearing Interrupted by A$$-Eating P0rn Video
- Kraft Is Replacing Morning Cereal Boxes With Mac And Cheese Breakfast
- Cheetos® 'Lets The Cat Out Of The Bag' With Launch Of New Cheetos Mac 'n Cheese
- Hungry Men Love Big Boobs
- How a man who flew 33 times amid coronavirus stays safe
- The Subtle Tricks Shopping Sites Use to Make You Spend More
- What Is the Weirdest Engine Swap You've Ever Come Across?
- Why don't we just throw all our garbage into volcanoes?
- Weed is not good for your heart, studies say
- Man solves six Rubik's cubes underwater for Guinness record
- The USDA Has Identified Some of Those 'Mystery Seeds'
- The Battle to Invent the Automatic Rice Cooker
- The correct way to make tea? Science weighs in on microwaving vs. kettle
- The 'Sweat' you drink: Inside the meteoric rise of Asia's answer to Gatorade
Aug 10, 202012:54
Episode 13
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- The Rock Buys XFL In $15 Million Deal
- Analogue Pocket Pre-Orders Sell Out in 15 Minutes
- Pringles instant noodles are being sold in Japan
- Frog Eats Beetle. Beetle Crawls Through Guts to Escape
- Zelda recipe appears in serious novel by serious author after rushed Google search
- Mystery as bizarre 15ft creature washes up on beach in Merseyside
- Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner earns millions after second rare find
- This Japanese face mask translates into eight languages
- Brand-new Tokyo Shibuya Scramble intersection opens
- Akihabara saying goodbye to landmark as giant Sega arcade announces it’s closing for good
- Japanese amusement park offers mask stickers so guests can silently 'scream' on roller coasters
Aug 09, 202012:46
Episode 12
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Florida man flees crash, hides in fire station with backpack filled with drugs
- Police Arrest Man for Performing Scrotum Surgery at a Backpacker’s Hostel
- Average Age of Vehicles on the Road is Approaching 12 Years
- Dad still has penis attached to his arm four years after innovative op
- Wewahitchka man buys Porsche in Destin with check printed from home computer
- ‘Brushing’ scam: The case of the mysterious seeds in Minnesota
- Naked couple walking dog arrested in Hopkinton
- Doctors Share Bikini Pics to Call Out Study That Said They Were 'Unprofessional'
- Time Travel Simulation Shows Quantum 'Butterfly Effect' Doesn't Exist
- Tesla engineer upgrades chocolate chips
- Google offers refund as smart glasses stop working
- Grandfather-of-7 tells how a blast of steam shrunk enlarged prostate
- French’s Partners With Oskar Blues Brewery to Make a Yellow Mustard Beer Celebrating National Mustard Day
- Budweiser Zero is alcohol-free, sugar-free, hopefully not flavor-free
- Crocs released KFC clogs that smell like fried chicken that sold out in 30 minutes
- Can Greasy Pizza Boxes Be Recycled or Not?
Aug 04, 202019:24
Episode 11
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Washington's football team to call itself Washington Football Team until it settles on a new name
- Michigan woman charged with arson after video shows car fire exploding in her face
- Eco-Responsible Furniture: This Bookshelf Can Be Reassembled Into A Coffin After The Owner’s Death
- University staff member caught printing out large letter-sized pr0n collection on office computer
- Limited edition Ramen Pringles to be sold in Pringles vending machines in Japan
- Egyptian women get 2 years in prison for TikTok dance videos
- A U.S. Army M1A2 Abrams Tank Accidentally Shot a Friendly Tank - Dodgeball with Tanks
- Watermelon Burgers must be seen (and tasted) to be believed
- Florida Congressional Candidate Warns of Internet 'Anime Porn' Like 'Dragon Ball Z'
- Space Force on alert: Behind Russia's mysterious testing of deadly anti-satellite weapons in orbit
- Dunkin' is closing 800 US locations
- Dunkin' and Post released coffee-flavored cereals with caffeine
- McDonald's worker refused to let pregnant customer use bathroom because she paid with coupon
- Guinness World Records reveals the world’s tallest giraffe
- Tampa teen accused of being ‘mastermind’ behind Twitter hack that targeted high-profile accounts
- Man's blocked bowel 'explodes' after he ate a big bowl of dumplings
Aug 04, 202022:17
Episode 10
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- "Glory holes" listed among health officials' tips for safe sex amid pandemic
- California woman allegedly pees on floor of Verizon store after being asked to wear a mask
- Houston is home to Texas’ first drive-thru strip club
- 82-year-old woman fights off bear in Japan
- Car number plate goes viral as people spot rude message it creates in the mirror: X32 22A
- Children running in museum knock over £50,000 glass sculpture of Disney castle
- Thai-inspired beverage shop in Manila has an interesting logo
- Apparently Putting A Pickle In Cheap Beer Makes It Taste Better
- Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode display on human skin
- World's Most Expensive Pokémon Card Sells for $250K
Jul 28, 202015:28
Episode 9
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Teenager allegedly spends $20,000 of parents' money on Twitch donations without them knowing
- KFC creating 3D-printed 'meat of the future'
- Dog Heist: Man Drove Car into Pet Store and Stole 6 Puppies
- The Bizarre History of Rock, Paper, Scissors
- Police search for woman, accused of shooting boyfriend who refused to argue with her
- Toyota owner left car 'somewhere' in Minneapolis after wild night
- Forget birds-eye view: Robotics team makes tiny camera for bugs
- Take a First Look at the 'Godzilla vs. Kong' Battle
- One of the oldest businesses on the internet just got sold for $9 billion
- Elon Musk claims his Neuralink chip will allow you to stream music directly to your brain
Jul 28, 202017:44
Episode 8
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Pregnant Florida woman punched in face at gender reveal party
- Bolivian sex workers using raincoats to keep 'safe'
- More pr0n consumption creates greater erectile dysfunction in European men
- Police arrest naked Kentucky man who broke into home, ‘used mushrooms with Jesus’
- Defendant Dared Homeless Man to Do a Backflip for $6, Laughed and Filmed as He Suffered Fatal Injury
- Fish with luscious human lips and teeth perplexes, arouses social media
- Bikini-clad woman says ‘Karen’ called her naked, demanded she ‘cover up’
- Utah Nonprofit Raises Over $100K Selling Penis-Print Face Masks
- Body found by railroad tracks turns out to be sex doll
- Japan police seek to stop yakuza handing out Halloween sweets to children
- Sex Toy's Virtual Orgasm Coaching Service Gives New Meaning to Telehealth
- NSFW Paper Mario Easter egg is nice
- For The First Time Ever, Astronomers Have Witnessed a Black Hole 'Blink'
- Penguins Can Shoot Their Poop 4 Feet, Which Rules
- Put a Pickle in Your Shitty Beer
- Baker uses female urine from public toilets to make ‘Goldilocks bread’
- Hybrid Fish Stuns Scientists As Two Species That Last Shared An Ancestor In The Jurassic Have Babies
Jul 20, 202028:05
Episode 7
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Dude Allegedly Spends $8,000 of Honeymoon Money On a Gaming PC
- Music teacher convicted of giving girls semen-tainted flutes. He’s going to prison
- Abbreviation CR
- Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's food
- Washington Redskins Are Having Issues Changing Their Name Likely Due To Man Trademarking Over 40 Potential Names
- Rare 'Super Mario Bros.' Game Sells for Whopping $114,000 USD
- White Castle becomes the first fast food chain to test out the robot fry cook, Flippy, from Miso Robotics
- Grant Imahara, Host of 'MythBusters' and 'White Rabbit Project,' Dies at 49
- Wayfair conspiracy theory
- Lego made a 2,600-piece replica of playing Mario on the NES
- Burger King's latest sustainability effort: reduce cow farts
- Tom Yum soup
- Foxtrot’s assistant brings him a sprouted potato
- Apple, Elon Musk, Kanye West, and other accounts tweeted a bitcoin scam in giant Twitter hack
- Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcohol
- Bear Spotted Training With Nun-Chucks!
- Texas Man’s Alleged Use of PPP Funds for Crypto Instead of BBQ Has Feds Asking ‘Where’s the Beef?’
- Vantablack? Meh. Meet the Ultra-Black Vantafish
Jul 20, 202030:50
Episode 6
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- New twist on an old favorite: Taco Bell debuts 'Grilled Cheese' burrito
- Al pastor from the corner store: How to make Spam tacos
- Weird Japanese vending machine find: Soda that looks like mayonnaise
- Man dragged while hanging out of stolen car driven by girlfriend
- Meet the Owner of the World's Largest Pizza Box Collection
- eSkootr is a high-speed electric scooter racing series launching in 2021
- Japanese Aquariums Track Penguins' Dramatic, Salacious Love Lives Through Complex Flowcharts
- Slovakia police dog sniffs out $2.26B in methamphetamine seizure
- Google launches balloon-powered internet service in Kenya
- Woman claims she was scammed out of thousands on Venmo
- Tetris is now a daily game show with cash prizes
Jul 14, 202023:11
Episode 5
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- PlayStation owner accidentally buys 11 years of PlayStation Plus membership
- Ennio Morricone, Influential Creator of Music for Modern Cinema, Dies at 91
- Woman, 29, with 52.8-inch legs says she loves showing them off
- Vehicle with stolen plates crashes into restaurant on Edmonton’s 118 Avenue
- 13 coronavirus cases linked to Playhouse strip club in Romulus
- The Accidental Invention of the Slip ‘N Slide
- Best Guns For Alien Invasion
- 'Costco Karen' Goes Viral After She Throws Temper Tantrum From Being Asked to Wear Face Mask
- Aichi man arrested again after having slashed over 1,000 women's tires to get to know them better
- The Nigerian Email Scammer Who Stole Millions From Premier League Club, NY Law Firm, Banks
- Frog stows away from Colombia to Wales in shipment of bananas
- St. Charles angler catches 112-pound catfish on Mississippi River
- Chicken makes daring escape in Instacart driver's trunk
- Could Black Holes Be The Dark Matter Our Universe Needs?
- PSVR Patent Describes Technology That Displays Ads Within Headsets
- KFC Completes Nationwide Switch from Potato Wedges to New Secret Recipe Fries
Jul 14, 202024:54
Episode 4
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Alien invaders' AI found on Mars searching for signs of life
- New compounds from starfish show efficacy against cancer cells.
- Shaquille O'Neal and Papa John's Pizza launch Shaq-a-Roni Pizza with company's largest slices
- This recipe combines mac and cheese and queso fundido into one dish
- Victorian farmers perfect a smoked eggs
- Scientists say whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs
- 'Half Baked 2' Headed for Production After Receiving Coveted California Tax Credit
- Huge Wendy's and Pizza Hut franchisee files for bankruptcy
- A Dog’s Life: Russia’s only Corgi Cop calls it quits
- Biggest gold fraud breaks in China: 83 tons of gold bars used as loan collateral turned out to be copper
- Hair weaves from Chinese prison camps seized
- Egyptian belly-dancer given three-year jail term for 'inciting debauchery'
- A 100-mph car chase in California ends with suspect driving over cliff and into the Pacific Ocean
- Italian police seize over $1 billion of 'ISIS-made' amphetamines
- Man takes 92 wet sponge hits to the face for Guinness record
Jul 06, 202031:44
Episode 3
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Doomscrolling Is Slowly Eroding Your Mental Health
- Lamborghini Huracan Spyder totaled 20 minutes after leaving showroom
- Nasa astronaut accidentally drops mirror into space
- NASA offering $20,000 for best idea in astronaut toilet challenge
- Man takes a swim in Bass Pro Shops aquarium, police work to identify him
- Man Tries Using Tree To Lift Ford Super Duty Cab And It Goes Terribly Wrong
- Rob Paulsen Promises the New ‘Animaniacs’ Episodes Stay True to the Original
- Couple finds swastika of pepperoni on their Little Caesars pizza
- The Perfect Art Heist: Hack the Money, Leave the Painting
- New Giant Evangelion Attraction Opening In Japan
- Costco stops selling half-sheet cakes
- Ancient Japanese birds looked a lot like New Zealand's monster penguins
- Trip to the store for hot dogs leads man to $100,000 lottery jackpot
- Crater of Diamonds visitor finds 2.23-carat brown diamond in the dirt
- Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas and Daddy Juice Energy
- Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog
- Boy, 10, has a five-foot cable stuck in bladder 'for five years'
- Family too scared to leave house after 25,000 bees invade kids' garden trampoline
- School board member in Oklahoma spotted drinking a beer during board meeting
- Semi crash leaves road covered in French fries
- Japan awards first-ever ninja studies degree
- New hack runs homebrew code from DVD-R on unmodified PlayStation 2
- The Pokémon Go grandpa’s bike evolves to hold 64 smartphones
Jul 06, 202030:09
Episode 2
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- More hikers getting lost and injured on Greenbelt
- Former Manager of Little Caesars Store Posts Photos of Rats in Pizza Sauce and Trash Can
- G Fuel Introduces Sonic the Hedgehog Energy Drink
- Tennessee dog turns 20, sets record for oldest living golden retriever in history
- 'Black neutron star' discovery changes astronomy
- Latest sighting of the Loch Ness monster
- A.I. Robot Cast in Lead Role of $70M Sci-Fi Film
- Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner becomes overnight millionaire
- Leech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out
- Not kidding around: Woman sues for paternity test on goats
- The Arctic is on fire: Siberian heat wave alarms scientists
- Man allegedly caught at airport with cocaine inside artificial penis
- Man's bladder is torn apart from holding urine for 18 hours
- 'Godzilla dust cloud' from Sahara blankets Caribbean on its way to US
- X-rated p0rno mistaken for kid’s book
- Man has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eel
- The Latest Pandemic Shortage: Coins Are The New Toilet Paper
Jun 30, 202028:55
Episode 1
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
- Government denies knowledge of strange 'UFO' over Japanese city
- Giant cherry found on Italian farm unofficially breaks world record
- 'The Bold and the Beautiful' employs blow-up doll for love scenes
- Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack
- Drunk monkey to spend life behind bars in India
- Man on whale-watching holiday captures one-in-a-million shot of 10-foot penis
- Free Comic Book Day Expands to 9 Weeks This Summer
- Guinness reverses decision to strip Billy Mitchell’s Pac-Man and Donkey Kong records
- Sushi tacos now on sale in Japan
- Stunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in South Africa
- Fired police officer accused in feces sandwich prank loses second bid to get his job back
- Kosher lube puts oral sex on the menu for Orthodox Jews
- CERN wants to build a new $23 billion super-collider that's 100 kilometres long
- Smelly durian fruit sends six to hospital and forces evacuation
- Women less likely to date men with cats, study finds
- Joel Schumacher, famed director of Batman films and The Lost Boys, dies at 80
- The C.A.R.L.Y.—That's “Can’t Afford Real Life Yet”—Is the Consumer of the Future
- Man causes mayhem after sharing ‘abomination’ in his pizza delivery order: Strawberries on a pizza
- Botched restoration of Virgin Mary painting goes viral
Jun 29, 202038:46