The Oowap: Philosophy of a Homie

Goowap discusses his new guardian cat, reparations, and calf cramps.

Goowap returns from hiatus to discuss the ups and downs of life, demonic insects, and his plans moving forward.

Goowap reflects on a productive week in the garden, children's birthday parties, and toxic traits.

Goowap talks about lab-grown meat and maritime tragedies.

Goowap reflects on his first Father's Day and tries to learn how to use a bidet.

Goowap reflects on the Jokez N Jamz kickball game and the NBA Finals.

Goowap talks about starting a garden, connecting with family, and sketching electronic stores.

Goowap talks about a lovely Mother's Day, making ribs, and trying to rebuild discipline.

Goowap recaps a fun weekend in Virginia, his museum pet peeves, and requests better travel tech from billionaires.

Goowap talks about his first family trip as a father.

Goowap reflects on a tough April, being in West Virginia, and going without weed.

Goowap talks about his first time in Tennessee, his first speeding ticket, and learning not to be hard on himself.

Goowap prepares for the collapse of the American Empire.

Goowap reflects on a great week of comedy, fighting resistance for self-improvement, and getting his priorities straight.

Goowap opens up about his feelings of inadequacy.

Goowap talks about meeting the son of a friend who passed, the importance of showing love to children, and getting consistent with weekly goals. 

Goowap rants about not making healthy choices, taking care of a baby, and the Ja Morant situation. 

Goowap gets ready for a week of straight Daddy Duty. 

Goowap speaks on his journey to better himself to be the best father, husband, and friend he could possibly be. 

Goowap recaps his recent bout with the roro, puts T-Pain over Drake, and talks about Super Bowl LVII.

Formerly a Patreon-exclusive episode. Goowap sits down with a good friend and comedian JD Etheridge. 

Goowap opens up about the things he needs to work on to be the best father he can be. 

Goowap talks about his new relationship with time, meal prep methods, and small-scale farming. 

Goowap discusses his solutions to help the WNBA succeed, getting into the swing of fatherhood, and picking up boxing.

THE BABY IS FINALLY HERE!!! Goowap shares a brief version of the birth experience from a father's perspective. 

Goowap starts off the New Year right with top-notched life ramblings about how his son is taking his time to evacuate. 

Goowap reflects on an eventful Christmas 

Goowap sits down with his LOVELY girlfriend to reflect on becoming homeowners, growing up on the internet, and preparations for parenthood. 

Goowap rants about Avatar 2, readiness for fatherhood, and Luka Doncic's case for MVP. 

Goowap exposes the hidden operations behind kids' birthday parties, Brittney Griner, and the decline of American society.

Goowap rambles about the New World Order, WNBA tactics, and sick children. 

Goowap reflects on a lovely Thanksgiving and a newfound respect for former Vice President Dick Cheney.

Goowap rants about his week as a first-grade teacher and the dangerous marketing practices of Pepsi.

Goowap stays up late to get up early because he can't do long division. 

Goowap recalls a traumatic injury from his childhood.

Goowap recaps his weekend in Charleston and Atlanta, the Ye debacle, and his beloved Carolina Panthers. 

Goowap shares a rare fumble in the kitchen while celebrating his anniversary.

Goowap is finally moved into his house and fully embracing the small-town lifestyle! 

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Goowap is finally moving into his house and questions his loyalty to his beloved Carolina Panthers. 

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Goowap rambles about philosophy and trying to see life more holistically. 

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Goowap airs his grievances with monthly pay periods, the horrifying state of public education, and other general disappointments in life. 

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Goowap is exhausted but will continue to march on after an amazing week at the North Carolina Comedy Festival!

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It's been a long week of grief, home renovations, and substitute teaching for Goowap but an attitude of gratitude makes it easier. 

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It's been a long week for the Homie! Installing backsplashes, doing shows, and tryna find the optimal life balance. 

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Goowap reflects on spending quality time with family and his take on online dating after watching the Manti Te'o documentary.   

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Goowap is 25 and a father-to-be! 

Goowap talks about a crazy desert sex cult and his ill-mannered feline tenant. 

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Goowap rambles about his disrespectful cat, putting in the work, and opt-in bad days. 

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