The Poolside Podcast

Episode 117: A naked woman in an airport on shrooms, mad cows, a pot grower, Beaver talks about that time he tried meth, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE!

Episode 116: A terrible way to die, a runaway pig, Beaver is terrified of AI, pooping in line at Dysney, Beaver fell in the bathroom (like an old lady) SBDJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me and a LOT more!

Episode 115: In this episode we talk about a woman who NEEDED to get on her plane, another woman went through the x-ray machine, men need hugs too, a new Talk Nerdy to Me, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, a very special Porn Star Birthdays and MUCH more!

Episode 114: Tale of the two Shannon's, ghosts, are we in a simulation, Don't hold your farts or it could come out your mouth, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT MORE!

Episode 113: Beaver is having computer problems. (Say what?!?! That's so not him) The Powerball is up to 1.5 billion...Lots of crazy things going down at a retirement community in Florida, Shell Bells DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me with a special guest, porn star birthdays, and a LOT more! Plus, Beaver IS on this episode.

Episode 112: Pants on fire in Mexico, some woman got an atomic front butt wedgie on a ride at Disney World, a woman thought her husband was mad at her but it turns out he's dead. Shell Bell's DJOTW, a "different" Talk Nerdy to Me", Porn Star birthdays and we lost Beaver for a few minutes. Super fun!

Episode 111: We bring back the old themes, a woman drops her phone in an outhouse and goes in to retrieve it, Star Trek spiders, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more!

Episode 110: For the record, We never broke up...we just took a 2 1/2 year vacation. We talk about what we've been up to. New themes, new material, same old Jeff, Shell and Greg.

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Episode 109: Australian woman says she woke up from surgery with an Irish accent, a huge brawl at a London airport, a guy almost lost $1 million dollars in the lottery, Jeff drops some knowledge bombs, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MUCH more!

Episode 108: This week Beaver took some allergy medicine and he's higher than a kite, a bad prison escape, a guy fills some containers with gas, and blows up his car, a woman had a hairball removed...after 20 years, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE!

Episode 107: beaver won't stop pushing buttons on his board, drunk driving on a driving test, a snake in a Target on a can of beans, robber hands over ID to teller, what's the worst thing you've eaten, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MUCH MORE!

Episode 106: This week we talk about a woman hit with a felony charge for a movie rental from 21 years ago, a Japanese Romeo, another Florida Man story, Jeff gets busted!!! SBDJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and More!

Episode 105: We're back from an interesting trip to Cabo...We met swingers! Also, a guy skipped work for 15 years and still got paid, a woman hit by a flying turtle, I guy tries to pick up a rattlesnake with BBQ tongs, SBDJOTW, Talk Nerdy to me (all 60 seconds) Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more!

Episode 104: This week, we talk about plane crashes, Jeff's fear of flying, a guy divorced his messy wife, a woman gets $1.2 million put into her account by accident but she spends it anyway, strange laws, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Beaver's TNTM, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE!

Episode 103: We're back after Jeff was sick (Rona?) Passengers have to alert the pilot that there's a flat tire, a 59ft tapeworm in some dude's butthole, things our parents wouldn't let us do, Shell Bell's DJOTW, general chatter, blah blah blah, Beaver's TNTM, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more!

Episode 102: Beaver tries to steal Jeff's bit, a dude got his ear bit off on a plane, a new "Florida Man" Google trick, funky names, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Beaver's Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT MORE!

Episode 101: A woman hit her husband with a hammer when he dumped her clothes out of their apartment, then it got weird, a funeral home employee was nailed inside a coffin during a robbery, a guy busted with too many crocs, things we don't do anymore because of technology, horrifying facts, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, we get a phone call, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT MORE!

Episode 100: It's our 100th episode, baby! Scheduled to appear: George Clooney, Adrien Barbeau, one of the Coreys, the magic of Sigfried and Roy, a UK woman trapped by a washing machine, a WI driver pulled over using a camping chair for his drivers seat, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays PLUS some flashbacks to a few earlier episodes on this 100th anniversary special.

Episode 99: We talk about a guy charged with assault when his girlfriend said she wouldn't get him more beer, a toilet paper lawsuit, eating or spraying cow dung on yourself a cure all? Dank gummies, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, real questions asked at job interviews, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! 

Episode 98: This week we talk about a guy in Florida exposing himself, a seagull flew off with a piece of a guys tongue, guy went through extreme measures because he didn't want to go to work, weird street names, Shell Bell's DJOTW, first date horror stories, cockroaches, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays, boogers and a LOT more.

Episode 97: This week we talk about a woman who had a clamp left in her belly from surgery over 10 years ago, a woman finds a snake wrapped around her Uber Eats, a prisoner gets a little flirty, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me with Beav, Porn Star Birthdays, creepy sh*t kids have said to their parents and a LOT more. 

Episode 96: A runaway cow was roaming around Rhode island, A lucky shopper gets busted, a kid had a Lego stuck in his LUNG, dirty housewife, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and Jeff plays a Valentines song he wrote for Shell.

Episode 95: Beaver is living on Florida for a bit, women in India are slapping their husbands with leather if they go out and get drunk, a peeping Tom fell through a ceiling and landed on a woman, crouton flavored rats, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MUCH more!

Episode 94: A woman tried to cut off her husbands wiener, another woman stabbed her husband because she thought he was having an affair, a naked dude stole a police car and ran down the interstate, Princess (Beaver's daughter) joined the show, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more!

Episode 93: Beaver gives us a taste of his Morgan Freeman impersonation, a guy lived at O'hare airport for 3 months, another guy drove off without his wife at a gas station, a beer a day keeps the Dr. away, Super Bowl trivia, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more!

Episode 92: Beaver built a bird feeder with butt plugs on it, another foot discovered...or was it....underwear thief, a  rude bird, the lottery and tips on what not to do, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE!

Episode 90: Swap a crappy gift for a pound of bacon? Sign me up. Guy eats pet food when he breaks into a pet store, a guy is killed by his pet hippo, Farmville is done, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more. 

Episode 89: A naked man roller blading down an 8 lane highway and it gets weird, a dog DUI, falling iguanas', creepy things people have said or done on a first date, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more! 

Episode 88: Man climbs on to a commercial jet wing, a drunk driver hides in a nativity scene, a woman got revenge on a porch pirate, a big hand dude robbed a bank, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays (The Christmas baby edition) and a LOT more! 

Episode 87: Another tiger tamer almost got their arm ripped off, Beaver called Shell selfish, someone's been poopin' on some dudes doorstep for a year and it's a woman, aliens are just waiting to kill us, apparently, Shellbell's dumb joke of the week, talk nerdy to me, some porn stars that share a birthday with Jeff and a LOT more. 

Episode 86: A nude guy was arrested for driving into am old folks home, a body on a beach was a decapitated mannequin, nail in the brain, assault with delicious weapons, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE!

Episode 85: A guy crashed a Ferrari right after he bought it, An old man tows his wife's wheelchair...with his wife in it, a pantsless intruder, BS stories we heard or told as kids, Talk Nerdy to Me, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, we challenge each other to a breath holding competition and we suck at it, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! 

Episode 84: Three men and a dryer, a guy pays to get mauled by a black leopard, spoons and forks in a mans stomach, bizarre deaths, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE!

Episode 83: We talk about our Cabo trip, an underwear thief, a guy stabbed in the butt, a missing toe, things men over 30 shouldn't do, weird jobs, lobster pants, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more!

Episode 82: A guy eats an 8 year old Twinkie and regrets it, a cow escapes down under, a UFO crashed on a road...not really...Shell's boot, Beaver's tooth, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more!

Episode 81: A burglar in Ireland, a guy grows a 7 foot marijuana plant in his front yard for all to see, farted in an Uber, real phobias, horrible names, things you do that annoy your spouse, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE! 

Episode 80: There's a COVID-19 Erotic Novel, jailers play Baby Shark to torture prisoners, a woman finds a needle in her SPINE!, a guy poops in a box at a grocery store, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week x2, Talk Nerdy to Me, Por Star Birthdays and a LOT MORE! 

Episode 79: Beaver's 50th Episode Extravaganzapalooza! Jeff's got the bubble gut.  We talk about Farmville shutting down, another guy shoots himself in the ding dong, Beaver reveals his ringtone for Jeff, more bizarre deaths, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays, Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week and More!

Episode 78: We talked about a nice gift Beaver got for Linda (not really)A one legged drunk guy getting busted for shooting at a garage because of a flat tire, a low speed tractor chase, Shellbell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and a LOT more!

Episode 77: Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week, A woman found a 6 1/2 foot snake in her toilet, a woman thought a floatie was a real gator, meth and imaginary people, weird ways people died, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE!

Episode 76: We talk about sharting, what do men look at first on a woman, Joe Exotic looking for a pardon, Shell and Beaver are heartless, ShellBell's Dumb Joke of the Week, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE!

Our 75th episode, you guys! Getting paid to help movers while you're naked, a woman (non-porn star) swallowed a real snake, another guy bit a cobra to death, only at Walmart, Talk Nerdy to Me, Porn Star Birthdays and MORE!

Episode 74: A parrot is questioned by police, a guy refused to stop singing Happy Birthday to himself on a flight, a dead woman was found breathing in the funeral home, riding ATV's in Mexico, we read from Urban Dictionary, Ed called to raz Beaver, porn star birthdays and MORE!

Fire Tornadoes, 90 year old woman grabs a dudes wiener, Tiger King 2 is coming, maybe, snakes in a toilet touches a dudes bean bag, a new segment, "Shell Bell's Dumb Joke of the Week", Talk Nerdy to Me, porn star birthdays and MORE!

Episode 72: Karen cow goes after old couple, a woman loses her shorts after a tussle with a bison, 6 words woman can't stand, porn star birthdays and Shell and Greg do NOT like this week's video...HILARIOUS!

Episode 71: We talk about a guy smuggling eels, man shoots himself in the chest with a nail gun, favorite pizza toppings from around the world, sexy crosswords, my FUNKY chantix dreams, porn star birthdays and MORE! 

EPISODE 70: A drive up strip club in Texas, a guy cartwheels away from the cops but doesn't get far, KFC Crocs, I finally got my f'n aphgan blanket, Talk Nerdy to Me, porn star birthdays and more!

EPISODE 69: Maskhole pees on the floor after being told to wear a mask, a monkey smuggler, a spin the bottle contest, women being charged by bison, "Talk Nerdy to Me", porn star birthdays and MORE!