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The Problem With Everything

The Problem With Everything

By Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot
Albuquerque, NM - Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot (and friends) gabbing about the glory days, the present moment, and the dark, dark future. Levity, local music and adult beverages.

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220 - A Metric For Dystopia
“Went to the sand dunes to send Dan sad nudes, dudes.”        Lowki and Rob discuss the new Batman flick and the dystopian nightmare that is Las Vegas, NV. Fuck your musket! [MAD SPOILERS for THE BATMAN (2022)]        (Songs:  GNYVE - Not My Idea (Mic Check),  Holiday Sail - No War,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:13:48
May 21, 2022
219 - Two Cis Men Talk About Abortion
“Hoist your moisture-anointed oyster joist just to bolster this boisterous, justiceless, cloister culture.”        Another chat about the unfortunate state of things, this time after the supreme court’s leaked opinion on overturning Roe v Wade. Nazi punks haven’t fucked off yet, but we’re working on it.        (Songs:  GNYVE - In The End,  Holiday Sail - Burn A Hole,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Ready Or Not)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:22:57
May 06, 2022
218 - Boo Your Heroes 2: Electric Boo-A-Fool
“Sunny conditions for cunty sedition”        311’s drummer is a fascist. We spent an hour trying to figure out how to explain to people that genocide isn’t a difference of opinion. Nazi punks fuck off. “But if there isn’t room here for people who stand against everything you believe, then what sort of a hippie free-for-all is this?”        (Songs:  GNYVE - Inner Light Spectrum,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Make It Red,  Holiday Sail - Strike A Poser)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:25:46
April 29, 2022
217 - No News Is Good News And We’ve Got A Lot Of It!
“Awake in a tizzy, takin’ a whiz, he whispered slurred slogans glibly.”        Lowki and Rob discussed the news and it made them sad. Lowki also ranted about baseball and Rob talked about the new movie, Everything Everywhere All The Time. Enjoy Brain Dandruff!        (Songs:  GNYVE - Fukuffino,  Holiday Sail - No War,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:24:12
April 15, 2022
216 - Pistols & Pesos
“Oprah’s orca’s Arkansas okra orchestra”        Rob regales us with tales of his vacation. Lowki is extremely high. Allegedly.        (Songs:  GNYVE - Inner Light Spectrum,  Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands),  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:12:48
April 08, 2022
215 - The Slap Heard Around The World
“Rollin’ bones with Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and Kahn Souphanousinphone, getting super duper stoned.”        Rob and Lowki have come this week to exhaust the topic of Will Smith slapping the shit out of Chris Rock at the Oscars. You’re welcome, we can all move on now.        (Songs:  GNYVE - In The End,  Holiday Sail - Melodrama),  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - How Bout Now)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:19:57
March 29, 2022
214 - Now Is The Time Of Monsters
“Balding Paul applauding plotting plodding pod links”        The times are dark, but we’re here to party. We missed a week, but we’re back in the saddle, talkin’ ‘bout Lowki’s trip to 311 Day, googling some stuff, power-lust on the global stage, playing a formal event in JNCOs, the new Jackass flick, playing the whole album live, and much more!        *the 311 “wack” lyric is from “Welcome”        (Songs:  GNYVE - The Lions f/ Holiday Rob,  Death Panel Socialites - The End Of The Beginning),  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Blood Song)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:26:57
March 25, 2022
213 - Moral Tomcat’s Porthole Wombat
213 - Moral Tomcat’s Porthole Wombat        “Some dark cuck docked Doc Ock’s cock!”        Rob and Lowki are back again, talking about the Mortal Kombat franchise, bummer movies, video game addiction, and much more!        (Songs:  GNYVE - Inner Light Spectrum,  COMMANDO - Meatswinga (Morello Muh Mello),  Holiday Rob - The Ambition)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:26:56
March 11, 2022
212 - Gnarly Gnyve Gnash f/ Michelle Belmont
“Spark up the sticky icky and slick this ick stick sickly”        Favorite guest Michelle Belmont joins Rob and Lowki to discuss all things GNYVE, name some different types of bread, plus we reveal the name of GNYVE’s next cover song AND play it a week early!         Check out Michelle’s episode of Offset Web Series: https://youtu.be/sAs1LqsQ5Pc        (Songs:  GNYVE - One Hundred Knives,  GNYVE - Reality Tunnels,  GNYVE - Inner Light Spectrum)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:   @fierceandpurple,  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @fierceandpurple @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:27:06
March 04, 2022
211 - Ukraine, Ikraine, We All Kraine For Warkraine
“Some rad dude grabbed Ragù brand canned crab rangoon down in a grand canoe festooned Cancún cantina contigo y T*d Cr*z”        Lowki and Rob are back again, talking about the ever worsening state of humanity’s plight on planet earth!        (Songs:  GNYVE - In The End,  Holiday Rob - Untitled #2,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:25:55
February 25, 2022
210 - Three-Piece-Suited, Zooted, and Rebooted
“You’re too timid and intimidated to admit to a date intimately that you’re into mint, Lee.”        Everything’s a reboot, everything’s a Big Game commercial. Another week of precious rambling. The mask mandate is rescinded, and that’s dumb. We’re talking hypothetical franchise reboots…Rob’s Ripped! From The Headlines: human bones, porno smash and grab, plus an exclusive premier of the new GNYVE single, a week before the official release! Sweet gherkins!        (Songs:  GNYVE - In The End,  Holiday Sail - Burn A Hole,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Make It Red)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:18:06
February 18, 2022
209 - House Elf Rebellion!
“Invest in pricey vice presidential vestments!”        Lowki and Rob are back again, sipping whiskey, trying to stay awake, mocking Harry Potter, listening to their own music like Kanye West and shit. They’re talking about the dark state of current affairs, memories of talking to cops on mushrooms, and more! Ram Ranch!        (Songs:  GNYVE - Fukuffino,  Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:33:13
February 12, 2022
208 - We’re All Stars, Now, in The Dopamine Show
“The stuttering indie stud studied under understood undue stirrings.”        Rob and Lowki are back again, rambling about a whole lotta stuff while attempting to stay awake. It’s not altogether coherent, but it’s surprisingly entertaining!        (Songs:  GNYVE f/ Holiday Rob - The Lions,  Holiday Sail - Everyday Tune,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:34:16
February 05, 2022
207 - Virtue Signal Palooza 2022: The Maskening!
“In memoriam of time immemorial, an oriole wore an old cummerbund.”        The boys are masked up this week after missing last week with covid concerns. While they signal their virtue back and forth like a game of cuck lib ping pong, enjoy discussion of a hypothetical live action Looney Tunes cast, Rob explaining the anatomy of the human heart to Lowki, remembering buffets, grisly murder, and more!        (Editorial note: We learned the difference between androgynous and non-binary later this very day. Please forgive our ignorance.)        (Songs:  Holiday Sail - No War,  GNYVE - Neeeep,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:19:10
January 28, 2022
206 - Ripped From The Headlines
“I wanna marry ya in an aquarium area!”        This week, Rob’s got some headlines to discuss, Lowki’s got some Kottonmouth Kings news, Rob’s pitching a Seinfeld episode, the boys are drinking whiskey, they’re watching the trailer for the new Foo Fighters comedy horror movie, the good times are rolling.        (Songs:  GNYVE - The Lions (New Unreleased Mix!),  Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:25:31
January 14, 2022
205 - Happy Insurrection Day!
“The slut sleuth shut the shit luge!”        Rob and Lowki are back again to celebrate the latest in the absurd circus that is our current reality, including insurrectionist dummies, mukbang, Betty White, that new Matrix flick, and even more nonsense!        (Editorial note: Lowki was probably trying to think of the word “endearing” at about the 1:15:30 mark.)        (Songs:  Holiday Sail - Empires Fall,  GNYVE - Neeeep,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Blood Song)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:24:41
January 07, 2022
204 - 2021 Sucked Too
“Dropkicked chopsticks stop chicks’ cop drips.”        Lowki and Rob are back after a week off to wrap up 2021. After about half an hour of video game prattling, they share their bests and worsts of the year that has been. Also discussed: male periods, Sisyphus, the rise of fascism,  having a baby, making an album, and more!         (Songs:  GNYVE - Messiahs,  Holiday Rob- Kingstown (Dubbed My Toe),  GNYVE - The Lions)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:38:57
December 31, 2021
203 - The Internet, And Other Reasons We Can’t Have Nice Things
“Naturally Nietzsche neatly knitted niche quiche kitsch.”        Lowki’s back hurts and Rob can’t remember what sleep is. But they made it, they’re here, talking about growing up with the internet, the ravages of age, the rages of avarice, middle aged men playing online games with misognyst snot-nosed children, and more! Also, enjoy the WORLD PREMIERE of a new GNYVE song!        (Songs:  GNYVE - The Lions,  Holiday Sail - Norma Jean,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:16:32
December 17, 2021
202 - Whimsical Whiskey Wednesday
“If he freed her pampered feet, could Peter Frampton feed her pram twin?”        Lowki and Rob are back up in your earholes for another week of irrelevant irreverence. The boys play with a novelty whiskey dispenser, look at a barnacle, talk about Rob’s viral tiktok video, tease GNYVE’s next single, recount their covid booster shot experiences, then discuss the omicron variant, NFTs, blacking out at Denny’s and more!        (Songs:  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation,  GNYVE - Reality Tunnels,  Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot              Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve              Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob              Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob              Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com              Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve              IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve              Tik Tok:  @holidayrob              Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot              Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:26:47
December 10, 2021
201 - I Was Gonna Kill Myself, So You Think I Give a F#&% About Your Baby?!
“Zack Snyder’s snide attacks cyber hack cider snacks”        Rob and Lowki have convened to celebrate on the eve of their booster shots, as GNYVE’s debut album is released to streaming services worldwide!        The boys discuss anime, babies ruining the planet, Seinfeld, confederate statues, diarrhea, antivax morons, depression, autotune annoyance, and even more!        (Songs:  GNYVE - WTF,  Holiday Sail - Drea’s Song,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE              Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve        Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:30:47
December 03, 2021
200 - Human Culture: Afterlife
“Pre-prohibition proponents repurpose habitual preparative components containing contemporaneous perpetual motion propeller inhibitors.”        Lowki and Rob are celebrating their 200th episode!        The boys talk about Ghostbusters: Afterlife, and examine “real art” vs nostalgia cash-in schlock. Is culture over? Is it capitalism’s fault? Spoiler alert: probably and definitely.        (SPOILERS for the new Ghostbusters. You’ve been warned.)        (Songs:  GNYVE - Big Empty,  Zack Freeman - Macho Man,  Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve        Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:28:22
November 25, 2021
199 - Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch
“For of course in parkour, the force is par for the course.”        Rob and Lowki do their damnedest to avoid the unfortunate and infuriating  news items of the day, but ultimately fail. It’s ok, though, failure’s kinda built into their lifestyles at this point. This whole podcast endeavor is like a failure aikido throw.        The boys discuss various films like Midnight Mass, Ghostbusters: Afterlife, and ParaNorman, as well as the collective and individual traumas of the pandemic and the rise of fascism, adventures of near-violence with strangers and kidney stone terror in Albuquerque, surfing hypnogram xyz, Kyle and his stupid bitch mom, and more!        (Songs:  Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands,  Lowki Sapfoot - Lackluster Wanderlust,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve        Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:30:51
November 20, 2021
198 - I Don’t Wanna Die In Narnia!
“The Fed hones faux headphones, so head home, homes.”        Lowki and Rob are back up in your earholes to talk about high fantasy, low fantasy, magical realism and magic mushrooms. Buckle up for Holiday Rob’s rundown of the new Dune movie. Along the way they’ll discuss Locke and Key, The Wheel of Time, The Neverending Story, Ghostbusters, and more, all while doing their best to almost, basically, mostly avoid the multitude of deeply unpleasant current events weighing heavily on mankind as we spiral ever toward our inevitable inglorious bellyflop into hell.         (Warning: Dune spoilers)        (Songs:  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival,  Holiday Sail - Everyday Tune,  GNYVE - Messiahs)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing       GNYVE        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob       http://linktr.ee/gnyve        Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:22:28
November 12, 2021
197 - Munchkin Punchin’ Luncheon
“I reach for a buncha bleach to breach the beach brunch.”        This week Rob and Lowki water down the pumpkin beer, literally but certainly not metaphorically. Crank it up and desperately cling to your youth with the boys as they discuss writing an entire 50k-word novel in a month, the emotional downside of finishing a project, tales of punching cops and puckers schnapps from Hobocamp, Dave Chappelle sucking, the old days of viral videos, fighting with strangers on the internet, and so much more!        (Songs:  GNYVE - Big Empty,  Fast Heart Mart - I’m An Alien And I Wanna Go Home (Live From The Problem Hole),  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast  Rob’s Not Playing  GNYVE        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot  http://linktr.ee/holidayrob  http://linktr.ee/gnyve        Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:26:13
November 05, 2021
196 - Wisdom and the Childlike Mind
“This frijole tostada supreme is pristine.”        The boys are back in town after a week of traveling. Bear witness to their rambles and pay tribute to their greatness! Lowki recounts his journey to Minnesota, Rob talks about some of his favorite counterculture comix, chuds storm a basketball arena, GNYVE’s got a new single, and so very much more.        (Songs:  GNYVE - Messiahs,  Russell James - Only Breathe (Live From The Problem Hole),  Holiday Sail - Burn a Hole)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast  Rob’s Not Playing  GNYVE        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot  http://linktr.ee/holidayrob  http://linktr.ee/gnyve        Patreon:  http://patreon.com/holidayrob        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:21:47
October 28, 2021
195 - Happy Birthday, Fox Mulder. I Love America!
“In an apoplectic apocalyptic epoch, pickpocket lock pickers lick pox like cop clepto plots pick sick socks.”        Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob are here once again to bring you priceless rambles from The Problem Hole.         It’s the anniversary of Saint Dog’s death. RIP. We’ll touch more on the inevitability of your heroes letting you down, review a pumpkin beer, worry about the supply chain, engage in a perfunctory Squid Game discussion, and much more!        Editorial: Lowki did NOT burn his house down!       Editorial: “Window seals??”     Editorial: “Ghetto” is an Italian word         Editorial: Adam confirmed, “chutzpah” is Yiddish.        “Yeah. Means ‘balls.’” - Adam        (Songs:  GNYVE - Big Empty,  Shawn Keys x Bowzer - Deep Rest,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Exi(s)t)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing GNYVE        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob Patreon: http://patreon.com/holidayrob        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @gnyve        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @gnyve        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:25:08
October 14, 2021
194 - Boo Your Heroes
“That raucous ruckus rocked us!”        Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob are here to explore the pitfalls of hero worship and review whiskey. What’s up with transphobia in the new Chappelle special? This is the one where we boo Chad. Boo!        (Songs:  GNYVE - Neeeep,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire,  Holiday Sail - Empires Fall)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob’s Not Playing        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot       http://linktr.ee/holidayrob Patreon: http://patreon.com/holidayrob        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com       http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:21:22
October 08, 2021
193 - Marzipan Is The Safeword
“Gwen Gwynn grins when wrens win.”        Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are all up in your earholes for another week of tomfoolery involving beer, rum, ganja, and sass. Prepare yourself for a sophisticated journey through the subtle tastes of fine rum and the finer points of anal probing.        (Songs:  GNYVE - Messiahs,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire,  Eryn Bent - None Given)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot Patreon: http://patreon.com/holidayrob        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com http://holidaysail.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:22:28
September 30, 2021
192 - Welcome To The Ramble-pocalypse
“Hark! A harpy’s peepee’s pink!”        Rob says “September 4th” in the intro, but this was definitely recorded September 24th. The boys are sleepy, even moreso than usual. But, they persist, bringing you about 85 minutes of somewhat coherent, questionably factual, mildly entertaining rambles and musical selections.        (Songs:  GNYVE - Big Empty,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Make It Red,  Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:24:07
September 25, 2021
191 - Corporate Sales Whore Nazi-sploitation
“Polenta plus placenta supplants top tapas so stop talking unless topless.”        Rob and Lowki talk about corporate cellphone store hell, music video dreams, the 1961 Stanley Kramer film Judgment at Nuremberg, Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s nutsack, going to the dentist, and more!        (Songs:  Holiday Sail - Never Knows Best,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Control,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:33:09
September 19, 2021
190 - Still Waiting For 9/12
“Any fancy-pants fast-as-ants fantasy’s fascinating”        Please enjoy our perfunctory 9/11 20th anniversary episode as prescribed in Patriot Act 3: Back To The Minors.        (Songs:  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival,  Lowki Sapfoot - Ouroboros,  Holiday Sail - Empires Fall)        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:30:40
September 10, 2021
189- The Third Beatle f/ Michelle Belmont
"C'mon, Don, don't mock Doc's commandant's non-dotcom socks!"        We have a guest! Michelle Belmont is back in the Problem Hole to hang out with Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot. Michelle is the other half of Lowki's new musical project, GNYVE, as well as a talented actor and good friend of the show. We're serving up whiskey and whimsy and whatnot!        Songs:  GNYVE - Lupine Strut (Demo),  Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Light Through The Cracks        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot       Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot,  @fierceandpurple        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod,  @fierceandpurple        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:42:33
September 04, 2021
188 - The Enterpainment News Report
"Ay yo, dat local loco lobo logo, though!"        Holiday Rob. Lowki Sapfoot. Another weekly podcast episode. For. That. Ass. Join the boys as they discuss a fine assortment of topics from music news to Nazi hunting to making strangers touch your poop out of spite, and many things in between, as well as beyond.       Songs:  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI,  Holiday Sail - Everyday Tune,  GNYVE - WTF        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot       Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:19:25
August 28, 2021
187 - Synecdoche, New Mexico
“Say hello to my hazelnut nasal hut!”        (WARNING: Heavy spoilers. If you don’t want Synecdoche, New York to be spoiled for you, see the movie before you listen to this episode.)        Rob and Lowki are back again to discuss the 2008 Charlie Kaufman film Synecdoche, New York as well as a seemingly bigoted Guns n Roses song, The Green Knight (2021), humanity’s perception of time, and more!         (Ellen Burstyn isn’t in this movie. Dianne Wiest is reminiscent of her in this role, but, yeah, Lowki was definitely wrong.)        Songs:  Holiday Sail - Precursor To A Spine (A Different Version!),  Lowki Sapfoot f/ Nick Furioustylz - Hold Me Down,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats  - Exi(s)t        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://gnyve.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:30:57
August 20, 2021
186 - Liminal Existence
"My sassy Slash sash is actually fashionable haberdashery, Ashley." Lowki didn't like the whiskey. Rob didn't like the sleeplessness. Lowki liked the whiskey buzz, though. Rob, likewise, likes his infant son. Songs: Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings, GNYVE - Messiahs, Bat Wings For Lab Rats  - Boom Bap YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot Linktree: http://linktr.ee/sapfoot Twitch: http://twitch.tv/holidayrob Bandcamp: http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com Twitter: @holidayrob, @sapfoot IG: @sapfoot, @holidayrobb, @tpwe.pod Tik Tok: @holidayrob Xbox Live: LowkiSapfoot Facebook?: I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:23:46
August 14, 2021
185 - Two Dudes’ Lewd, Rude Food Feud Review
"According to Adam Sandler's slander, for Amanda and Anders, an anteater's antlers are tantamount to a forever and ever endeavor. For Eve and Trevor, however, the vendor's sending fewer and fewer reviewable food skewers into view."        Lowki got electrocuted (only slightly). Rob is enjoying the sleepless delirium of fatherhood.        Rob reviews “Them” and Lowki rambles about the culinary merits of squid versus human flesh.        Will Rob sell out to the monkey overlords when the super-evolved apes attack humanity??        “Simplify Before you Amplify!”        Songs:  Holiday Sail - Burn A Hole,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Lazy Dog,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats  - Blood Song        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:25:03
August 07, 2021
184 - Covid 2: Judgment Day
“Bow and kowtow to my cow towel cowl.”        Again with the sleepiness, Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are back! Hang out this week and hear the boys rant deliriously.        Songs:  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation,  GNYVE - Neeeep,  Holiday Sail - Precursor To A Spine        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:17:14
July 29, 2021
183 - Bustin’ Ass & Bustin’ Myths
“I, alone in Iowa, awoke a lone eye while I walk a lonely aisle.”        The boys are sleepy, but they’re powering through for another iconic episode of loose tongues and loose ends. Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot discuss the Cleveland baseball team’s new moniker, the Cleveland Guardians.         What happens to you and your art when the roar of your audience drowns out your message? We’ll get to the bottom of it, maybe, ish.        Songs:  GNYVE - 100 Knives,  Holiday Sail - Melodrama,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:37:23
July 24, 2021
182 - Depressing History 101
“‘It's time to toast buns,’ boast sons, sans sun, spun post-bunyon.”        Rob tells us about his messed up eye and gives us a rundown of the history of slavery in the western world, while Lowki tries desperately to retain new information.        Songs:  GNYVE - Reality Tunnels,  Holiday Sail - Drea’s Song,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:28:11
July 16, 2021
181 - Two Men and a Baby!
“Donkey Kong’s wonky dong conquers all.”        We are very happy to introduce this week’s special guest, Luca! Luca is Holiday Rob’s 4-day-old son and he is beautiful. Enjoy these stories from babytown! Grin at the palpable joy in Rob’s voice! Listen as Lowki palps the joy before your very ears!         (Trigger warning: intermittent crying baby, ~mins 10-20)        Songs:  GNYVE - WTF,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Exi(s)t,  Death Panel Socialites - End of the Beginning        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:35:51
July 09, 2021
180 - Just One More Thing…
“A quaffed quokka in a cooky cloaca cloak”        The news has been totally insane recently. Rob’s baby is almost here! The GNYVE album is on its way too. Lowki and Rob do their best to make sense of it all, and probably do not succeed. Sucks to your assmar!              Songs:  GNYVE - Big Empty,  Holiday Sail - Burn A Hole,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:15:53
July 02, 2021
179 - Trenn Rake? Train Wreck?
“If I aim well Lee will email me wee ale”        The anticipation is palpable as Rob’s baby nears its debut on Planet Earth! Rob and Lowki are both very tired, but they have gathered to once again ramble at you. They’ll talk about a lot of things, some of which will even be coherent lines of thought.        Featuring Elton Jon (no H), Rob’s movie reviews, Warped Tour heat exhaustion reminiscing, saving Rush Limbaugh’s life (or not), and a whole lot more.        Songs:  GNYVE - Neeeep,  Holiday Sail - Strike A Poser,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork:  http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:30:40
June 25, 2021
178 - Alpha Dog on Betamax
“A lotta ocelots’ll isolate”        Rob is still sick, Lowki is still tired, and we’re recording on a weird day. Join us as we gab about movies, planning our sex cult, cool bands from middle school, and Japan!        Songs:  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation,  GNYVE - One Hundred Knives,  Holiday Sail - Empires Fall        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:33:36
June 17, 2021
177 - Personal Stuff On Your Spoon Fulla Meat
“Let her etched texture lecture itch your vexed vectors.”        We’re back again with Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob, chatting about placenta pate, movies, the decline of fast foods, the dystopian virtual future, the dystopian virtual present, and more, all while being way too high, sick, and tired for this shit. Hear our capacity to hold a conversation deteriorate in real time!        Editorial note: Calamari is definitely squid.       Editorial note: Bill Murray stars in Quick Change, not Dan Aykroyd.        Songs:  Lowki Sapfoot - Lackluster Wanderlust,  Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - How Bout Now        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:16:52
June 12, 2021
176 - Please Stop Messaging, The Dishwasher Is Gone
“Al-Jazeera’s algae allergy hour soured Ali G’s jowls.”        Rob is transforming into Dad Mode. Lowki’s debuting another exclusive, almost finished GNYVE song. They’re both here to party.        We’re creating content wherein we discuss discussing creating content. Basically a Christopher Nolan movie, but with fish-style human babies grown in plastic sacks, a grown man fist fighting a mob of five year olds, plenty of scenes at the rail yards, twitch streaming and more!        Songs:  GNYVE - Fukuffino,  Leah Leyva & The Band - Summer Fades (Live in The Problem Hole),  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Linktree:  http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot        IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod        Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:21:48
June 04, 2021
175 - Tripping At The Crossroads
“It’s a peachy tree-pee three-peat!”        Life has Rob feeling a certain kinda way, and Lowki a certain, different kinda way. We’ll talk about some of our problems, some of our triumphs, sideline commentate a glove kink porno, and so much more.        Songs:  GNYVE - Messiahs,  Death Panel Socialites - End of the Beginning,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Exi(s)t        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot Linktree: http://linktr.ee/sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot         Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:22:18
May 28, 2021
174 - The CDC Said It’s OK For Us To Make A Podcast
“Tabby’s dad paid my pad thai tab.”        Rob regales Lowki with tales of his trip to Minnesota, and the boys discuss food and beverages. Trust me, it was way more fun than I’m making it sound here.        Songs:  Holiday Sail - Everyday Tune,  Lowki Sapfoot f/ Holiday Sail - The Only,  Bikini Trill - Smoke A Jay And Watch Yourself Dance        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot         Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:18:07
May 21, 2021
173 - 2021: A Based Odyssey
“The duke’ll do these ducal duties to cull dull doody beautifully.”        Space-time and entropy and bears, oh my!        Dolphins in space suits? You betchya.         Strap in, grab some bear spray, and dive on into an evolutionary journey through Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite, won’t you?        Songs:  GNYVE - Lupine Strut,  Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Exi(s)t        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot         Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:24:44
May 13, 2021
172 - Aggressive Vibes, Urination, and Car Crashes
“Poor Claude’s corvid podcast cawed past covid.”        Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are back, sipping on whiskey with a strawberry garnish. We’re talking about a bunch of stuff and playing some songs, as we do.        Hear our secret urine confessions, tales of meth folk, car crashes and more!        Songs:  GNYVE - Messiahs,  The Seventh Court Collective - Mayhem (f/ Nick Furioustylz, X24, and M.E.),  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob       Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot         Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:40:12
May 07, 2021
171 - Vaccine #2: Flabbergastration!
“Was the admirable admiral, Abel, able to label Dale's bagels?”        Guess who’s fully vaccinated, sipping espresso, and feeling super weird! These guys!        Lowki knows he got all the lyrics wrong to Comfortably Numb. Please don’t snarkily inform him of it on social media.        Songs:  Holiday Sail - Never Knows Best,  GNYVE - Neeeep,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob       Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot         Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:19:13
May 01, 2021
170 - Macrodose Your Grandma
“If my spring break sting ray string breaks, bring steaks!”        The boys are back for rambling and ranting and drinks and jokes and spaghetti, spaghetti. Enjoy this collection of drug stories.        Oh no, the dog ate an edible!        Remember, kids: It’s wrong to secretly dose people with psychedelic drugs.       Songs:  Nick Furioustylz - Here Comes The Music,  Fast Heart Mart - Cheap And Sunny (Live in The Problem Hole),  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Boom Bap        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob       Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot         Facebook?:  I dunno, you’ll figure it out.
01:35:50
April 24, 2021
169 - I Need A Pog Daddy Without That Cuck Simp Beta Energy
“The shapeshifting ship chaffed Chip’s chaste dick.”        Rob teaches Lowki about the history of subterranean urban mass transit; Lowki teaches Rob about the history of stoned white orange county rappers.        Warning! This episode features brief gross nose sounds and annoying amateur ASMR.        Songs:  Eryn Bent - None Given,  Bikini Trill - Dead Friends,  GNYVE - One Hundred Knives        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob       Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com        Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot 
01:45:21
April 15, 2021
168 - Headline: Old Man Yells At Wind
“Petite meat loaf teeth, meet my elite moat motif!”        Lowki is very upset about a yellow piece of fabric, and Rob is rightly disgusted with the state of the world.         We’re halfway vaccinated, bitches! Wait, is Rob Q? We’re gonna pretend Lowki didn’t talk about eating babies as much as he did.       Look for friends of the show, Nick Furioustylz and The Seventh Court Collective, streaming live on FB on April 15th!       Editorial note: Gun deaths from suicide are actually around 60% of total gun deaths, not 25% - 33% as we stated. Obviously, regardless of what the percentage is, the idea that these should be discounted, or used as an argument against common sense gun control is insane.       Songs:  The Seventh Court Collective f/ Nick Furioustylz, X24, and Kookie Jones - Immediate Gratification,  Quietly Kept - The Smallest Places,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Control        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob       Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot 
01:32:31
April 10, 2021
167 - This Is What We’re Doing Huh?
“The anonymous ominous nominee’s onto me!”        Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob are back again! We’re examining how we examine history, cooking human penis corndogs, and trying to figure out if more information is making us more informed or just making us crazy.         Songs:  Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands,  GNYVE - Neeeep,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Twitch:  http://twitch.tv/holidayrob       Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot 
01:35:05
April 01, 2021
166 - Gun Control Troll Patrol
“I hope Hope Hicks picks ho picks!”        Drinkin’ beers, talkin’ ‘bout guns, waxin’ philosophic-like. Just another night in The Problem Hole, baby! Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are back again, titillating your earholes with gentle cackles. The unresolved traumas of our past are making our present traumatic as fuck.        Songs:  Bikini Trill - Outlaw,  Death Panel Socialites - End of the Beginning,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Lazy Dog        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        
01:38:07
March 27, 2021
165 - Overwoke and Undersexed
“An important opportunity to impinge upon imp unity with impunity”        Wherein we say made up words while railing against made up words. (They’re all made up.) We also discuss the latest in vaccines and reopenings, superhero movie fatigue, political fatigue, and performative wokeness fatigue.        Also, we debut a brand new GNYVE song and Rob plays a selection from his upcoming instrumental collection, The Ontological Chronicle. Get it in your ears!        Songs:  GNYVE - One Hundred Knives,  Holiday Rob - Nothing Great,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot 
01:33:09
March 19, 2021
164 - Happy Coronaversary, Everybody!!
“I mean, a mad dingo named Mandingo deigned to be a mending dean and gained ding aim in amending a Gaiman gay men game ending again.”        We’re here to look back over a year of pandemical magic. We’ll listen back to some of our predictions from episodes 120 and 121, recorded March 2020. We’ll see what we got right and what we got wrong, as well as discuss the legacy of 2020 and The Vid. Happy Coronaversary! Happy 311 day!       Songs:  Bikini Trill - Chapo Howl,  Holiday Sail - Melodrama,  GNYVE - Neeeep        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot 
01:43:23
March 12, 2021
163 - Red, Green, or Porno?
“On my gestalt chart, false starts stall farts.”        Rob and Lowki are back again to drink delicious beers and discuss New Mexican food and nostalgic memories of the last generation for which porn was a rare treasure to be sought cunningly and held dear.       Songs:  Carlos The Tall (Youngsville) - The Passion,  Holiday Sail - Burn A Hole,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot 
01:34:50
March 05, 2021
162 - I’m Gettin’ Too High For This $h!t
“If you’ve seen a single seagull scene, go sing Ol’ Lang Syne”        Lowki ate an edible and then Lowki AND Rob smoked a fairly large joint (allegedly). There may have been whiskey involved. Lowki melted into a puddle beneath and around his chair. Rob considered the art vs. the artist.       Songs:  GNYVE - Neeeep,  Synyster Vail - The Torchbearer,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Buy Lowki Sapfoot Artwork: http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lowki-sapfoot        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot 
01:35:39
February 27, 2021
161 - The Reports of Our Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
“A futile feudal food duel fueled dual fooled duos.”        We’re back. This is supposed to be a weekly podcast, but life keeps happening instead of podcasting. But, we are here this week to tickle your earholes with sweet and sour nothings. Or something. We’re doing our best to cope with the slow motion apocalypse.       Songs:  Zach Freeman - Macho Man (Live in The Problem Hole),  Marco Cholo - Sovereign Nation,  Bikini Trill - Smoke A Jay And Watch Yourself Dance        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot 
01:29:52
February 19, 2021
160 - This One’s For Friends!
“The bestest asbestos in the west has messed his testes senseless!”        This one goes out to Monique and to all our friends. Forgive the gratuitous preamble and its questionable audio, but it’s the kind of chicanery that Mochacha loved on our silly lil ‘cast, so it’s happening.  Join us on a journey through the emergency room and back again as we try to remember that barbacoa is called barbacoa, ponder the monotony of quarantine, consider separating the art from the artist, AND MORE!  We love you, Monique! Forever-ever!        Songs:  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions,  Bikini Trill - Higher,  Holiday Sail - Better Than        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot 
01:22:08
February 06, 2021
159 - Insurrection Instigation, Inauguration Celebration, Libation Demonstration
“Ursula and Herschel's interstitial search for surplus fuscia-slash-purple facial structure's hurtful.”        We’re reviewing fancy booze, listening to some jams, looking back at the Tr*mp era, and looking forward, trying to be hopeful about Good Ol’ No Malarky Normal Joe, Jack.         Songs:  Bikini Trill - You’re A Fool,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire,  Holiday Sail - Empires Fall        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot 
01:30:54
January 22, 2021
158 - Chud-a-palooza 2021: The Cuck Stops Here!
“Brad’s Dad Had Rad Random Crab Rangoon Grabbed In Cancun”        Well, the new year is off to quite a start. We’re here to break down the so very treasony events of January 6 and attempt to stay on topic, mostly, kinda. One time Lowki said “implicit” when he meant “complicit,” and conflated a few moments in Nazi history, and probably got a bunch of other facts wrong, but other than that, PERFECT.        Songs:  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Make It Red,  Holiday Sail - No War,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival       YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        
01:19:10
January 08, 2021
157 - Five Finger Discourse #4: The Best of 2020 (The Worst)
“Did Ray Liotta rail Yoda?!”        Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob are here to revel in their top 5 personal things/moments from 2020. It’s been a rough one. Maybe next year will be better? For some reason, we review Doctor Sleep in the intro. Enjoy!        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot         Songs:  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions (Acoustic),  Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings,  GNYVE - One Hundred Knives (Demo)
01:45:52
December 23, 2020
155 - Please Hold For Technical Difficulties
       “Talk shit, toxic cockshits, get dropkicked coccyxes.”        We’re still trying to get our shit together, but we got an episode done despite ongoing technical issues. Listen, enrapt, as we sip whiskey and ramble about things like unsolicited dick pic psychology, the evolution of language, mushrooms (again), time travel (again), and some entertainment recommendations.        YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast        Bandcamp:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot         Songs:  Holiday Sail - Strike A Poser,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Blood Song,  Lowki Sapfoot f/ Nick Furious - Let It Glow
01:26:48
December 11, 2020
154 - Welcome to Audio Issues f/ Michelle Belmont
“The coroner’s corner office’s cavernous and contains carnivorous corona virus cactus carcass carvings.”        Michelle is back! The audio was haunted, but we powered through technical difficulties, a droopy mic stand, drunkenness, and kidney stone pain to bring you a very fun episode. Thanks for listening to our dumb podcast, all you beautiful folks.        YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Bandcamp: http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @fierceandpurple @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @fierceandpurple @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot         Songs:  Lowki Sapfoot - Clear A Path,  Holiday Sail - Drea’s Song,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster
01:39:42
December 04, 2020
153 - The Unofficial History of Thanksgiving
“Diggin’ a dignitary did again ding a dangling dagger dong, dawg.”        Holiday Rob teaches us about the true history of Thanksgiving while Lowki Sapfoot interrupts a lot to talk about buckles.         YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Bandcamp: http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot         Songs:  Holiday Sail - Burn A Hole,  Lowki Sapfoot f/ Shawn Keys - Back At It,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid
01:23:41
November 26, 2020
152 - Is This a Psychedelic Podcast?
“My violent valid ballot ballet valet ballad’s valued.”        Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are drinking vodka and rambling about nothing and everything. We’ll mock Rudolph Giuliani, review The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth, babble about simulation theory, examine the merits of hedonism, ponder the best and worst tasks to attempt while stoned, and forget what we’re talking about several times.         YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Bandcamp: http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob,  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot,  @holidayrobb,  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot         Songs:  Carlos The Tall - The Passion,  Eryn Bent - Hungover,  Lowki Sapfoot f/ Holiday Sail - The Only
01:43:06
November 20, 2020
151 - The Meat Creature Chronicles
“A tourniquet on a turncoat truncated Chucky’s chunky chum’s tournament of cheery treachery.”        Let’s get trippy! We’re talking about fungal spirits inhabiting our bodies with an interstellar message of foreverness. Panspermia, the stoned apes; it’s all happening. Stick with us til the end and it might make sense. Maybe.        YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Bandcamp: http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Twitch:  holidayrob        Songs:  Lowki Sapfoot - Ouroboros,  Holiday Sail - Norma Jean,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - How Bout Now
01:29:24
November 13, 2020
150 - Dereliction 2020
“On vacation, avoiding covid via a cave occupation, crazed invocations, and a chile con queso adjacent indigestion isolation situation.”        Do we have a new president yet?? Can we call this shit?? We’re drinking champagne with great hubris. Thanks for 150 episodes, friends
01:44:02
November 07, 2020
149 - Things That Are Making Me Nervous (An Ongoing Series)
“Big money hustlers rustlin’ up some honey mustard!”        Lowki is simultaneously elated and saddened, riding a wave of high anxiety. Rob is trying to help him hold it together as they pet the sweaty dog and discuss the Dodgers World Series victory, fallible heroes, election worries, genocidal histories, cok* vs. p*psi, and so much more. Enjoy our last episode before next week’s martial law and civil war!        YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Bandcamp: http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com       Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Twitch:  holidayrob        Songs:  Lowki Sapfoot - Our Time,  Holiday Sail - Precursor To A Spine,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions
01:24:54
October 30, 2020
148 - What Rob Did On His Covid Vacation
“That’s our purple, repugnant Rapunzel puzzle!”        Rob regales Lowki with soothing tales of his California adventure while Lowki interrupts every so often with distracting nonsense.        YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Twitch:  holidayrob        Songs:  Quietly Kept - The Smallest Places,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire,   Lowki Sapfoot f/ Holiday Sail - The Only
01:40:04
October 22, 2020
147 - Five Finger Discourse #3: Spoopy Edition
“In his cell, alone, a felon fell on his self owned cell phone.”        In these times of unrest and disease, we take a break from the never-ending real life horror to bask in the comfort of flesh eating zombies and crazed satanic murderers. We’re back again to break down our top 5 scary (spoopy) movies.         YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Twitch:  holidayrob        Songs:  Marco Cholo - Sovereign Nation,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - (Living Dead) —> Blood Song,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster
01:34:16
October 14, 2020
146 - Radioactive Space Farts
“Send these Sudanese nudes soon, my dudes.”        What happened before the big bang? What’s an aeon? Are the thousands of cosmic rays passing through us at all times helping, or…? We attempt to talk about interstellar mechanics and theoretical mathematics while just about as high as fuck (allegedly).        YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Twitch:  holidayrob        Songs:  Holiday Sail - Better Than  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Lazy Dog  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Light Through The Cracks 
01:27:03
October 09, 2020
145 - A Pot o’ Pee Pee Potpourri
“I met chet, a chiclet spittin sick chick licker in shit kickers, sippin liquor in Hitler's knickers.”        (This was recorded minutes before we found out the prez has the vid, so you won’t hear us mention it. Thoughts and prayers or whatever.)        A slow burn of random and not-so-random topics in our celebrated meandering style. Sex and the City, not watching presidential debates, peeing in a cheese puff jar, and so much more. Is this one of our best episodes ever? You be the judge.        YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  Holiday Sail - Drea’s Song (Live Piano Mix)  IRS glitch - A selection from v1.0 Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid
01:34:07
October 02, 2020
144 - Things Are Baaaad
“Eleven elven pelvic delvers melvin Elvis.”        Times are tough. We try to take a break from the darkness, anger, and fear that grip our souls in every waking moment, but then we end up talking about the horror anyway between video games, movies, grocery deliveries and whiskey drinks.          YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Carlos The Tall (Youngsville) -  The Passion (Live in The Problem Hole)     2. Lowki Sapfoot - verses on “The Scotts” instrumental      3. Holiday Rob - Wavvy Daze
01:39:14
September 25, 2020
143 - Herb Mentality
“I met a for real four year old metaphorical oracle for your oriole euphoria, yo.”        We’re eating nugs and smoking nugs (allegedly). Not necessarily in that order…We said Clark Andrew Libbey’s names in the wrong order. Sorry Clark! It was the nugs. We had some technical issues this week, but we powered through to bring tha noize. Thanks for listening y’all
01:25:03
September 18, 2020
142 - Never Forget…Your Point f/ Michelle Belmont
“Perspective’s vexed speck aspect’s suspect as heck.”        How much water is in a banana? Our wonderful friend Michelle is back on the ‘cast and we may have forgotten how to interact with people. However, despite apocalyptic wildfires, police riots, election fatigue, the rapid national descent into fascism, etc., we soldier on for an attempt at joviality. Oh yeah, it’s also 9/11. Good times, good times…        YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Twitter:  @fierceandpurple @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @fierceandpurple @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Zach Freeman - Macho Man (Live From the Problem Hole)     2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI      3. Holiday Sail - Norma Jean
01:59:13
September 12, 2020
141 - Rob and Lowki Face The Music
“Don’t be berserk, besmirch Bees merch, chirped Bert, smirking.”         We are pleased to bring you our most excellent, most unfocused review of the Bill and Ted Trilogy. We tried to avoid major spoilers for the new one, since it just came out last week, but those first two are fair game. You had thirty years. Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!        YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Jackie Gillespie - untitled (Live From the Problem Hole 2015)    2. Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings     3. Lowki Sapfoot - untitled (The Scotts instrumental)
01:32:46
September 04, 2020
140 - Kenosha, Wisconsin
“See here, seer: Can Sears engineer a mere top-tier rear ear mirror near here?”         (Editorial: We called Jacob Blake “James” a few times by accident. Our bad. Lowki said “murder” a few times when he should have said “attempted murder.” Thankfully, Jacob Blake is still alive.        We also said the live BWFLR song was recorded in 2018, but it was recorded in 2019, several months after our 10th anniversary/farewell show.)        Lowki and Rob are here to attempt to break down the events going on in our country for future generations of alien archaeologists, from murder in Kenosha, WI to liars in Washington D.C. to a hurricane in Louisiana and East TX to fires in the Rocky Mountains. Interspersed with (alleged) stoned ramblings, as per usual etc etc.         This episode features the last ever Bat Wings For Lab Rats performance, last year in the Problem Hole. This goes out to our Monique. We love you! YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions (Live From the Problem Hole, 2019)    2. Lowki Sapfoot - Our Time     3. Holiday Sail - Empires Fall
01:30:21
August 28, 2020
139 - Genocide of Klendathu (Recycle, Recast, Reboot #2: Starship Troopers)
“Manually handle a mammalian animal’s enamel mandible.”         Rob and Lowki are back to review and reimagine the cast of Starship Troopers (1997). It’s a long episode, so grab a snack and get ready to relive a seminal teenage-hood film with us. (Editorial note: We swapped “Rio de Janeiro” and “Buenos Aires.” They lived in Buenos Aires, but we kept saying Rio. Sorry, Brazil!)        YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Fast Heart Mart - I’m An Alien And I Want To Go Home (Live From the Problem Hole)    2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster    3. Holiday Rob - The Movement
02:05:37
August 21, 2020
138 - Mistakes and Learning From Them
“A wood ent wouldn’t know a wood gnome nomenclature.”         It took us several hours of recording but we finally salvaged something approaching a podcast episode. There were technical difficulties, songs, pussy (both wet-ass and moderately dry in nature), drinks, woefully uneducated quantum physics talk, and herbal indulgences to be had. Join us, won’t you?       YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Eryn Bent - Hungover (Live From the Problem Hole)    2. Lowki Sapfoot f/ Holiday Sail - The Only    3. Holiday Rob f/ Sheenah Ko - Simplicity
01:40:26
August 15, 2020
137 - 2020 Ain’t It, Chief
“Per Jim, perjuring Persians purging pure gin, pitching ten tiny pigeons perching per chin.”         We’re back to get high (allegedly) and ramble directly into your ripe, supple ear holes. We’ll critique some nu metal that Rob made in high school, try to figure out which types of hearts are the best to eat for consuming your fallen enemies’ powers, discuss evolutionary nutrition, some movies like Booksmart (2019), Never Goin’ Back (2018), and Wages of Fear (1953), some video games like Blast Corps (1997) and The Messenger (2018), and do our damnedest to stay on topic, sort of.        YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Russell James - Only Breathe (Live From the Problem Hole)  2. Quietly Kept - The Smallest Places  3. Lowki Sapfoot - unfinished instrumental “a107bpm” 
01:25:56
August 08, 2020
136 - Welcome to the Suck Zone (Recycle, Recast, Reboot #1: Twister)
136 - Welcome to the Suck Zone (Recycle, Recast, Reboot #1: Twister)        “Becky's incensed, dense bookie bets his debts against Mookie Betts' best Mets debut's intense defense.”         Who's ready for flying cows?! In the first of an ongoing series, we’re here to cast an imaginary reboot of a popular movie from the days of yore. Today’s offering is Jan de Bont's 1996 blockbuster tornado chasing romcom/disaster-thriller(??), Twister. Make sure to check our youtube channel for new content every week!  And, obviously, subscribe to the podcast to get us automatically delivered to the cockles of your heart on the weekly.       YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Synyster Vail - When I Get Low I Get High (Live From the Problem Hole) 2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Exi(s)t 3. Lowki Sapfoot - unfinished instrumental “staticequisamber”
01:33:59
July 31, 2020
135 - Google Along At Home
“Gimme dat potato dough dodo yoyo though, yo.”         We (allegedly) smoked some Star Struck and it proverbially effed our ish up. Word is, there’re cameras recording moving pictures in the studio.        YouTube: The Problem With Everything Podcast Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Control 2. Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands 3. Lowki Sapfoot - unfinished instrumental “gothiccunttree”
01:28:58
July 24, 2020
134 - Unfocused Eye On Cinema
“Take a peek, Ann, at the pecking pee con’s pecan pie pee can.”         We’re back again in the insufferable heat to ramble about covidiots, rotten dot com, and strange and disturbing films like Kids, The Doom Generation, and Requiem For A Dream. It’s Halloween in July!        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Skeletons  2. Anna Mall - Suffocation  3. Holiday Rob - Whatever 2 
01:26:14
July 10, 2020
133 - Censorship Uncensored
“Born and bred with cornbread cred, kid.”         Rob and Lowki, back again, to celebrate a slave-built nation on an Indian burial ground by lighting explosives. Also, we’ll discuss censorship, blackface, confederate monuments, and Lorena Bobbit.        Juss-LAIN? GUZZ-slain? Jizz lane?        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Blood Song  2. Fast Heart Mart - Cheap and Sunny  3. Holiday Rob - Lately
01:25:49
July 03, 2020
132 - Present Pandemic Pu Pu Platter
“Did the eight elite polite light police yeet yet?”         In the sleepiest and most nonsensical of episodes, Lowki and Rob are here to ramble and try to stay awake. Grab some coffee and get ready to party. Editorial note: Mr. Oizo’s movie was Wrong Cops, not “bad cops”       Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Leah Leyva - Summer Fades (live from the Problem Hole) 2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Boom Bap 3. Holiday Rob - Deer Hunter
01:36:18
June 26, 2020
131 - Too Many Stooges
“The royal bowl’s slow rolling boil rules.”         We’re here to drink liquor, smoke buds, review Ghostbusters (2016 - Extended cut), and talk about the #AlbuquerqueProtest shooting and the roots of structural white supremacy. And we’re all outta gum. Wait, what?        (Warning: Graphic audio from ABQ protest shooting from ~1:10:00 to ~1:11:00)       Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster  2. Leah Leyva - No More (live from the Problem Hole)  3. Holiday Rob - Gangsta 
02:20:18
June 19, 2020
130 - Black Lives Matter
“What’s the boss crow’s crossbow cost bro?”         Current events are important. Let’s talk about them.         Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. A selection from IRSglitch v1.0  2. Holiday Rob - Nothing Great  3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Satanic Music —> Babylon Fire
01:50:48
June 12, 2020
129 - More Pop, Less Azalea
“This jellyfish is very vicious.”         When it comes to Iggies, be more like Pop, less like Azalea. There’s a lot to talk about this week, from the usual quarantaintment recommendations to the goddamn motherfucking revolution. Be safe out there.  It’s been a year since we brought the podcast back from the dead. We did 42 episodes in that time. Our audience is small, but it is mighty. If you enjoy our humble podcast, tell a friend. We’re not trying to change the world or make a million dollars advertising; we just wanna make a some friends have a good time. Hit us up on the socials, say hello if you’re so inclined. Thanks for listening!        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob        Xbox Live:  LowkiSapfoot        Songs:  1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Control  2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival  3. Holiday Sail - No War  4. Holiday Rob - Blue 
01:49:01
May 30, 2020
128 - We Demand Haircuts!
“In an indeterminable interim, an intern entered, interred in turn.”         Lowki and Rob cut their own damn hair, so when you see us in this week’s cover photo looking absolutely dapper as shit, don’t be judging us, thinking we’re out visiting hairdressers and whatnot.        Lowki’s sleepy, Rob seems to feel just fine, and we’re talking about more movies, shows and video games; all the ways to pass the time as we await the end of days in this slow motion apocalypse. Did I type out all the titles of films we talked about last week? Yes. Am I doing that this week? Nope. Shrug emoji.       Tangents include preferred cannabis smoking methods, dinosaurs and their oily legacy, a Harry Potter “Harry Potter” name-say supercut, and an extreme makeover show called “Guantanamo Heeey!”        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Songs:  1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Boom Bap  2. Holiday Sail - Drea’s Song  3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid
01:33:41
May 22, 2020
127 - Hello, and Welcome to Movie Drone
“Beguiled, beleaguered big league leaders.”         Rob and Lowki are back, blabbering on about movies such as Red Letter Media’s “Space Cop,” 90’s high school garbage flick “Get Over It,” Jean Renoir’s “Le Grande Illusion” from 1937, early 80’s exploitation monster movie “Q The Winged Serpent,” and the classic Vincent Price old-dark-house thriller “House On Haunted Hill.”        Editorial note: Lowki didn’t make the Ouroboros instrumental, Rob did! Lowki added the Terence McKenna samples, Mark from BWFLR added live drums.          Also, Lowki kept saying “Q The Flying Serpent” instead of “Q The Winged Serpent,” cuz he was very, very high.        Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot         IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod         Tik Tok:  @holidayrob         Songs:  1. Lowki Sapfoot - Ouroboros  2. Holiday Sail - Better Than  3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster
01:26:24
May 15, 2020
126 - Taco Lose-day
“Tender wine in wintertime intertwined with twin turbines.”    We’re back again. Lowki’s on a hiatus from smoking constant cannabis (“lowatus?”) and really trying his best to enjoy Travis Scott. Rob’s watching 1980’s vacation-comedy genre movies, Princess Mononoke, and doing endless yardwork. Listen to us ramble and describe an epic battle between t-rexes and chickens. Look up 1,000 t-rexes vs 80,000 chickens on the youtube and watch along with us!    Check out Rob’s Fast Heart Mart documentary: https://youtu.be/xhuWPXMLn9E Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog:  http://uplantica.sport.blog    Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot    IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod    Tik Tok:  @holidayrob    Songs:  1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Lazy Dog 2. Fast Heart Mart - ??? 3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival
01:31:42
May 06, 2020
125 - What Are We Even Doing Here?! - Part II
“‘This current currency current’s occurrence is cursed.”    Lowki’s got the kidney stones, Rob is all alone in quarantine with a swollen liver, and we’re here to debate the merits of injecting bleach versus snorting comet. Rob talks about watching Spirited Away, Grave of the Fireflies, and Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. Lowki rambles about The Midnight Gospel. Rob’s playing Breath of the Wild, Lowki’s playing NBA2K, both are complaining about their ailments. (Echols is Damien’s last name.) Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog:  http://uplantica.sport.blog    Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot    IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod    Tik Tok:  @holidayrob    Songs:  1. Marco Cholo - Sovereign Nation  2. Feels Like Sunday - 5th Gear  3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire 
01:28:26
April 26, 2020
124 - Anti Current Events (Five Finger Discourse #2)
“‘The irresponsible despot Ray’s spray bottles pray potholes away, so the Rasta desperados’ll say.”    Lowki and Rob are taking a break from talking about the current distressing state of things to bring you a Five Finger Discourse episode. Rob presents the top five shows he’s ever played, and Lowki breaks down his top five NES games. Plus, we feature music by Dust City Opera, Zack Freeman, and IRSglitch. Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog:  http://uplantica.sport.blog    Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot    IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod    Tik Tok:  @holidayrob    Songs:  1. Dust City Opera - An Okay Way To Go  2. Zack Freeman - Get It How You Live  3. A selection from IRSglitch v1.0 
02:04:51
April 11, 2020
123 - Quality Quarantime
“Spilt milk misspelled's svelte melt.”    Holiday Rob and Lowki are hanging in there and bringing you another extended podcast to combat your boredom. Cozy up, but stay six feet back. Rob talks about “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood,” Lowki talks about “Evil Bong,” they discuss the ethics of being a ghost, and so gosh darned much more. Have you guys heard about this virus? Wild stuff.   (Evil Bong 3 is known as both “Evil Bong 3: Reefer Madness” and “Evil Bong 3D: Wrath of Bong.”)   Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog:  http://uplantica.sport.blog    Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot    IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod    Tik Tok:  @holidayrob    Songs:  1. A selection from IRSglitch v1.0 2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid 3. Holiday Sail - Better Than
01:50:57
April 03, 2020
122 - Existence is Gross
“‘To be labeled a belabored labial labyrinth’s beloved avarice.”    The boys are back for more quarantine contagertainment. An extra long intro full of quarantine pastime recommendations leads to discussion about the uncomfortable topic of choosing who lives and dies when resources break down in a crisis, but then takes a delightful turn to poo-poo humor. Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog:  http://uplantica.sport.blog    Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot    IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod    Tik Tok:  @holidayrob    Songs:  1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Make It Red  2. Lowki Sapfoot - Do It Now  3. Holiday Sail - Everyday Tune
01:31:16
March 27, 2020
121 - 2020? Canceled!
“‘Zat Spazz Hedley’s heady, deadly spaghetti medley ya fed me, Betty?”    We’re here with an extra long ‘cast to help you through these simultaneously terrifying and boring times. Lowki and Rob, gabbing about all things viral. We’ve got a quarantine survival guide, and plenty of 311 Day reminiscing.  (Jack’s last name is Packard.)   Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot    IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod    Tik Tok:  @holidayrob    Songs:  1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - (Deal)/Privatized Survival  2. Holiday Sail - Empires Fall  3. Lowki Sapfoot - Dancing On My Grave 
01:47:37
March 20, 2020
120 - Corona With Lyme
“Ska’s Boz Skaggs' Bag”    Lowki’s counting down to 311 Day, Rob’s counting down to armageddon. We’re chatting about the digital artifact experience versus the real deal in meatspace and trying to manage our anxiety over the swift decay of vinyl, and of course the demise of civilization at the hands of the covid 19.     Also talkin’ ‘bout movies: Der Nachtmahr, The Babadook, and the Indiana Jones quintilogy. Is quintilogy a word?   We might not be great at podcasting, but we’re pretty good at lots of stuff. You don’t know how hard it is to be this talented. Listen to this podcast and touch your face, a lot.    Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot    IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod    Tik Tok:  @holidayrob    Songs:  1. Holiday Sail - Never Knows Best 2. Lowki Sapfoot - Lackluster Wanderlust 3. Bat Wings for Lab Rats - Mission: Translation
01:10:43
March 06, 2020
119 - All The Famous People I’ve Offended f/ Scott Ables and Kenn Ash
“This classless hack’s sackless cackle’s sacrilege.”    Film actors Scott Ables and Kenn Ash are in the Problem Hole with Lowki and Rob to discuss their current projects, talk about some of their favorite movies, their most awkward celebrity encounters, and to lust after Aisha Tyler, among other ramblings.   Check out Scott Ables as wild west hooligan Jess Evans in “In Their Own Words.” Check out his filmmaker’s collab group, Growth In Craft Entertainment Group.    Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot    IG:  @scottblueables @kennash @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod    Tik Tok:  @holidayrob    Songs:  1. Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands 2. Lowki Sapfoot f/ Holiday Sail - The Only 3. Bat Wings for Lab Rats - Make It Red
01:24:17
February 26, 2020
118 - Making The Artistic Sausage
“Jim Carrey’s gem carries Carrie’s gym carriage hymns.”    After a week off for mental health or whatever, the boys are back, breaking down their love of tongue twisters, complaining about their aging bodies, and discussing Lowki’s recent artistic endeavors. Things get extremely artsy and moderately fartsy in the second half. Lowki is sorry for his disparaging comments surrounding use of a projector in portrait creation, but we’ll never truly know if this use of technology affected the outcome ;) Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot    IG:  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod    Tik Tok:  @holidayrob    Lowki’s Music:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com    Songs:  1. Holiday Sail - Norma Jean  2. Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings  3. Bat Wings for Lab Rats - Exi(s)t 
01:39:59
February 20, 2020
117 - That Arizona - New Mexico Connection f/ Monique Mochacha
“That dang ol’ bengal dangled Bane’s gold boldly.”    Longtime Bat Wings For Lab Rats super fan and close friend of the show Monique Mochacha is here to chat about so many things. This episode’s like a sampler of chocolates filled with a variety of foul yet inexplicably satisfying cremes. Our A.D.D. is showing and we bask, unashamed.  Twitter:  @holidayrob  @sapfoot    IG:  @moni_mochacha_mata @rosewaxvinylclubshow @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod    Facebook:  Monique Sanderson Mata    Tik Tok:  @holidayrob    Lowki’s Music:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com    Songs:  1. Bat Wings for Lab Rats - Blood Song 2. Las Calakas - Baile De Las Calakas 3. Bat Wings for Lab Rats - The Lions (Acoustic)
01:18:50
January 31, 2020
116 - Stop The Presses! f/ Galvanic Spirit
“Next exit: sexist brexit breakfast baguette nexus.”    Galvanic Spirit is gracefully spewing her creative endeavors onto all platforms, including our humble podcast! Join us for a psychedelic journey into a bevy of topics wherein factual claims may never be checked. Who fact checks the fact checkers?    Talkin’ ‘bout the robot wars, blue-eyed horses with goat-style pupils, terrifying eels, the filthy cheating H*uston As*ros, The Problem With Everything Podcast Drinking Game, Ka*tlin Ben*ett being ridiculous with a microphone, inspiration and being a “real artist,” John Travolta, Fred Durst, Dick Tracy, and so frickin’ much more!    Twitter:  @galvanicspirit  @holidayrob  @sapfoot    IG:  @galvanicspirit  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod    Tik Tok:  @holidayrob    Lowki’s Music:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com    Songs:  1. Lowki Sapfoot - Dancing On My Grave  2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation  3. Holiday Sail - Never Knows Best 
01:19:12
January 23, 2020
115 - At The Movies f/ Michelle Belmont
“Michelle should sell salvaged cell shelves.”    Good friend of the show Michelle Belmont is back in the Problem Hole, with a bad attitude, to talk intermittently about lots of movies, including 1917, Underwater, The Wall (2012), Uncut Gems, Midsommar, Furby Island (2005), Ready Or Not, Would You Rather, Robocop (1987), Starship Troopers, and The Wall (1982).  Also covered are fucking primordial virus ooze holes in the ground, getting fat, mama birding m&m’s, getting pissed at yoga videos and the best poses in which to hide your boner, slutty koalas, and so much more!    Twitter:  @fierceandpurple  @holidayrob  @sapfoot  IG:  @fierceandpurple  @sapfoot  @holidayrobb  @tpwe.pod  Tik Tok:  @holidayrob  Lowki’s Music:  http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com  Songs:  1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival  2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions  3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster 
01:25:46
January 16, 2020
114 - We Do A Podcast
“Larry Walker’s locker’s awash with weary walkers.”   We’re back with the first episode of 2020. New year, same old bullshit. Rob drops some serious time dilation/quantum mechanics knowledge on us. Shit gets deep, but Lowki’s general curmudgeonly attitude is unwavering. We’re talking about Brightburn, The Irishman, Uncut Gems, Monos, and not the shiny new war with Iran.    Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @sapfoot @holidayrobb @tpwe.pod Tik Tok: @holidayrob Lowki’s Music: http://lowkisapfoot.bandcamp.com Songs: 1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Blood Song 2. Lowki Sapfoot - Clear A Path 3. Holiday Sail - No War
01:18:29
January 10, 2020
113 - It’s My Birthday, F#@k Jesus!
“‘Since time immemorial, ye olde creole orioles' amoral oral olio oreo allure is royally loyal.”   A dollop of holiday birthday sacrilege from Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob. The boys continue to complain about St*r W*rs until Lowki’s birthday at the stroke of midnight. Rob’s got a quarter million views on TikTok and everyone is really impressed, but Lowki’s got TikTok aspirations of his own.     Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @sapfoot @holidayrobb @tpwe.pod Tik Tok: @holidayrob Songs: 1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions 2. Lowki Sapfoot - Ouroboros 3. Holiday Rob - ElectroGone
01:23:26
December 24, 2019
112 - Rob Is Canceled
“‘The Ty Cobb tyke, obviously,’ Lee vented vehemently.”   Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are each previewing new musical stylings! It’s a coupla TPWE exclusives. Holy crap. From a whole nuther mind state, we’re chatting about fighting with people on twitter, the latest impeachment gossip, a whole lotta St*r W*rs (ugh), binging the Mighty Ducks trilogy, baseball fashion, The Dirt Bike Kid, and more. Rob’s very upset about all the bad movies, Lowki’s upset about pretty much everything. It’s more of the same and you’re gonna love it.   Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @sapfoot @holidayrobb @tpwe.pod Tik Tok: @holidayrob Songs: 1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation 2. Lowki Sapfoot - working title: “neeeep” 3. Holiday Rob - Wavvy Daze
01:24:04
December 19, 2019
111 - Is This How You Podcast?
“Before marked ham’ll mar camels, Mark Hamill orders more cameras.” Lowki and Rob make another podcast episode for some reason. After another missed episode, this time due to technical difficulties, the boys are back discussing the new Ghostbusters trailer, representation and reboot/remake/extended universe fatigue. Lowki forgets what he’s talking about while talking about the habit of forgetting what he’s talking about, and further discussion ensues about dead mumble rappers and the end of the soundcloud era, being open to educational wokeness, and Lowki’s encounter with a meth ghoul home invader. Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @sapfoot @holidayrobb @tpwe.pod Tik Tok: @holidayrob Songs: 1. Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands 2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - How Bout Now? 3. Lowki Sapfoot - Our Time
01:34:43
December 12, 2019
109 - What Are We Even Doing Here?!: An Ongoing Series
“This cantankerous Tanqueray tanker caretaker’s array’s a tad quakerish and I can’t quite take it.” Lowki and Rob are back from high-atus, talking’ ‘bout crippling depression, making new music, Yeezy crocs, “recognizance,” quality art vs. quantity content, self-promotion, enhanced cd nostalgia, Rob’s unexpected Tik Tok comment fame, the modern American culture of the grotesquely shameless, cancel culture and the meaning of justice and more… Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @sapfoot @holidayrobb @tpwe.pod Tik Tok: @holidayrob Songs: 1. Holiday Sail - Burn A Hole 2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Control 3. Lowki Sapfoot - Dancing On My Grave
01:21:40
November 22, 2019
107 - Uh, This Is Pretty Much How It’s Been Going
“Don’t break the tea tree treaty, Trudy, truly!” Sometimes the episodes that feel the worst when we’re making them come out the most entertaining when you’re listening to them. Is this one of those times? Who knows?! Learn about the Wilhelm Scream and the blob that’s about to destroy all life on Earth and consuming human remains and King Richard III and so damn much more. Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @sapfoot @holidayrobb @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid 2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Control 3. Holiday Rob - Despair Step
01:11:30
October 18, 2019
106 - Wine and Whining f/ Michelle Belmont
“Ah yes, ask, assess a cancerous ass assassin's sass as I attack this trap track.” Good friend of the show Michelle Belmont is back again on a wine drenched podcast full of highly emotional baseball talk, sensual ASMR wine guzzling, awkward hand holding, Disney flicks, and the usual dose of dadaesque vocal noise improv nonsense. Lowki doesn’t give a shit, apparently. Twitter: @fierceandpurple @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @fierceandpurple @sapfoot @holidayrobb @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Exist 2. Lowki Sapfoot f/ Holiday Sail - The Only 3. Holiday Sail - Precursor to a Spine
01:26:50
October 11, 2019
105 - The Dodgers Win, Six to Nil! f/ Scott Ables
“Cowabunga’s my Rancho Cucamonga intro/outro mantra.” Scott Ables is back up in the Problem Hole to help create the funniest meandering non-a-thons while the boys distinguish between “Friends of the show” and “Friends I-R-L.” Lowki’s distracted by the Dodgers’ playoff game, Rob has a plan to take down the rich with homeless Terminators, and Scott tries to convince Lowki that horses aren’t terrifying. Also, Rob teaches Lowki where plastic comes from. Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @scottblueables @sapfoot @holidayrobb @tpwe.pod YouTube: thomasscottables mediaikonz Facebook: ScottAbles411 TheProblemWithEverything Songs: 1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission:Translation 2. Holiday Rob - Dogwalk 3. Lowki Sapfoot f/ Nick Furious - Hold Me Down
01:35:22
October 04, 2019
104 Less Chest, Fewer Arms
“Can you comprehend how Oprah’s ultra chakra rockin’ okra copter stopped a robbery?” Rob catches Lowki up on recent news items that he’s missed during his recent ongoing emotional breakdown, Lowki reviews Smash Mouth and Spin Doctors at the rodeo, and so freakin’ much more! Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @lowkisapfoot @holidayrobb @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Lowki Sapfoot - Panicked 2. Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands 3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster
01:11:21
September 26, 2019
103 Kitty Titty Corpse Gas f/ Phillip Ortiz
“A juiced cuz just caused joust caws, a just cause, just ‘cause.” Phillip Ortiz of Black Unicorn and Bat Wings For Lab Rats fame, aka “Pip,” joins us after a week off for mental health. Talkin’ ‘bout our autumnal feelings, Rob Zombie’s “3 From Hell,” and jingling our icey drinks into the mic for some sweet ASMR action. Beware of gross medical content and our new mumble rap group. Send Rob Zombie an envelope full of your teeth. Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @blackunicornmusic @phillip1ortiz @lowkisapfoot @holidayrobb @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Black Unicorn - Ass Man (Live at Moonlight Lounge in ABQ 2019) 2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - (Living Dead) —> Blood Song 3. Black Unicorn - Dancing 
01:14:56
September 19, 2019
102 References!
“Each individual village vigilante’s visual antics video’s an antique vantage.” Lowki and Rob discuss the fine line between access to an artist’s personality versus the loss of mystique implied therein. Also, lots of references to various things. Play the TWPE drinking game at your own risk… Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Lowki Sapfoot - Lackluster Wanderlust 2. Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Ring 3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission:Translation
01:18:52
September 05, 2019
101 A Hundred And One Attempts At Failure
“Don't use slurs or herpes pee in the slurpees sir, please!” Lowki and Rob are kinda sleepy, so they make a truly mediocre episode 101. It’s a, uh, dive into the non sequitur A.D.D. depths of their sleepy, stoned little minds. Allegedly. Oh, they also briefly discuss the process of making new music. So there’s that. Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Holiday Sail - Burn A Hole 2. Lowki Sapfoot - Ouroboros 3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions (Acoustic)
01:07:59
August 31, 2019
100 $#!+ on the Shank!
“As a result of malware, an all out all wart Walmart wall art mall war's more rare in warm air.” Lots of old friends and some new ones are here for episode one hundred. Hot damn! We threw a get together on a Wednesday night, bought some brownies, cooked some wieners, made some drinks, set up microphones, and let the evening unfold.  Featuring: Sean Smock, Phillip Ortiz (Pip), Nick Furious, Dave, Scott Ables, and Sara! Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission:Translation 2. Lowki Sapfoot - Clear a Path 3. Holiday Sail - No War
02:19:41
August 23, 2019
099 I Got 99 Problems With Everything and the Podcast is ALL OF THEM f/ Michelle Belmont
“There’s a vast difference in vas deferens in Van’s defense.” Michelle Belmont is back up in your earholes with Rob and Lowki this week. Rob drops mad science, Lowki recaps his 311/Dirty Heads concert experience, and we talk with Michelle about acting, music, and lots of random crap. See Michelle Belmont in Heaven Sent, which is headed to the Netherlands for the international 48 hour film competition: https://youtu.be/WD4EDIRGZSU Listen to Michelle’s musical project, Bytor: http://www.bytormusic.com/ Twitter: @fierceandpurple @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @fierceandpurple @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Exist 2. Holiday Sail - Never Knows Best 3. Bytor - Toes (Acoustic Cover)
01:10:12
August 16, 2019
098 Love & Puppies
“Gimme back my pitch black bitch plaque” Rob and Lowki discuss the grim state of the nation and try to have fun despite the upsetting content. Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Blood Song 2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Boom Bap 3. Holiday Sail - Norma Jean
01:25:56
August 09, 2019
097 Rob's Last Episode? Maybe?
“Benintendi’s been intending to tend to tandem Tandy/Nintendo mending” Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are without a guest this week, dropping a quick podcast before Rob travels to the Dominican Republic, where he will hopefully not die. We recorded during the day, while we were relatively sober, and it was very strange. Is breast milk cannibalism? Anybody into drinking blood? Anyone? Rob gives us an in depth look at his idea for a TV show in which the president decides to be a decent human being. In this world, in these times, the only way to satirize the clown show is with sincerity. Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Lowki Sapfoot - Lackluster Wanderlust 2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid 3. Holiday Sail - Drea’s Song
01:04:16
August 02, 2019
096 Redemption Is Not Only A Song f/ Scott Ables
“Aboard this towed boat docked, a two-bowed ox hocks a botox toad code box and rocks BoSox toe socks.” This week, actor Scott Ables is with us. We’ll talk about playing Billy The Kid gang member Jess Evans, working in the movie biz, wearing a mask of your own face, fever hallucinations, living with and recovering from addiction, homelessness, the great year of 1996, throwing bottles in vegas, and more. Our A.D.D. rides on, but things get serious at moments, for once. Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @scottblueables @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod YouTube: @thomasscottables Songs: 1. Holiday Sail - Everyday Tune 2. Lowki Sapfoot - End of Summer 3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Light Through The Cracks
01:41:55
July 29, 2019
095 School's Out For... f/ Anna Mall
“I'll eye a lil Isle of the Lion Lord, y'all. Lol, I'll lull Ian on the lawn, and a-lyin in Lyle's linen aisle.” Anna Mall is here to talk with us about planning a tour, filming a music video with Rob, controversy and conspiracy, current events as the world around us catches metaphorical and literal fire, mock 311 much to the dismay of Lowki, and remember the good old days of Burt’s and Atomic. facebook.com/annamallmusic Get Anna Mall’s music here: https://annamallmusic.bandcamp.com/album/sigils-and-other-spells Twitter: @glass_ms @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod Songs, by Anna Mall: 1. Heartcave 2. Milk Sigil 3. Suffocation
01:50:03
July 24, 2019
094 A History For Every Story f/ Fast Heart Mart
“In Scranton, a scantron can’t stand to strand unscanned trans-cons.” fastheartmart.com (!) Fast Heart Mart is with us for two hours of audio bliss. We’ll hear road stories from a traveling western bard, learn about the current state of the music industry, Rip Torn and the Mandela Effect, the definition of manhood, adult popsicle stick jokes, veggie burgers, children, and more…plus some exclusive live performances by Fast Heart Mart. Hot waffle! Twitter: @fastheartmart @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @fastheartmart @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod Songs by Fast Heart, live in the Problem Hole 7/10/2019: 1. New Mexico 2. Cheap and Sunny 3. I’m An Alien And I Want To Go Home
01:57:29
July 12, 2019
093 Five Finger Discourse
“Pepper onion rice-a-roni or a pepperoni coney only, homie?” For the first time (probably) in the history of the podcast, we planned ahead! Enjoy our very first edition of “Five Finger Discourse,” in which we each come prepared with a surprise top 5 list to discuss and defend. Lowki breaks down his top 5 cultural appropriators, while Rob teaches us about his top 5 movies. Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands 2. Lowki Sapfoot f/ Nick Furious - Let It Glow 3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Mission: Translation
01:44:36
July 04, 2019
092 Octopus Paul and the Political Magicians
“Narrowly, Orel and Anne'll annul a null annual knoll or an old oral laurel.” We did a whole podcast that didn’t get recorded and then we came back the next day and recorded a podcast that wasn’t as good as the one that didn’t get recorded. (Blame Rob.) But we still had a pretty good time complaining about the stupidity of the democratic debates and the frustrations of politics, and figuring out a way to make the CEO of EvilCorp Global actually WANT to be a decent human being… Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Holiday Sail - No War 2. Lowki Sapfoot - Panicked 3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions (2018 rehearsal bootleg) 
01:40:59
June 29, 2019
091 What Are We Even Doing Here?!
“A suede ass wage assuaged a sewage sage.” Heeey guys! Lowki and Rob are all alone this week, rambling about crime in Albuquerque, exploring the methy outback, and the drive to make art. Do we make art for ourselves, or for the world? Does the world deserve our best effort? Am I gonna get in trouble if I call this water pipe a bong? Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot @tpwe.pod Songs: 1. Lowki Sapfoot – Our Time 2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats – Blood Song 3. Death Panel Socialites – End of Beginning (Demo)
01:48:24
June 21, 2019
090 Beer and a Dog Day f/ Bat Wings For Lab Rats
“Germ infested German fest, dude.” Mark and Phil are here! It’s a Bat Wings For Lab Rats reunion! We’ll discuss this date in baseball history, pitch some television shows, try to solve the mystery of the poop in the Las Vegas bathtub, and attempt to conquer our own A.D.D. over the course of a couple of hours. We recorded some acoustic BWFLR songs, but we’re not putting them out yet...Mark’s brother Van played with us, so he’s in the photo, but you won’t hear him on this podcast. Twitter: @holidayrob @sapfoot @macktheshack IG: @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot Songs: 1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats – The Lions 2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats – XVI 3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats – Not Afraid
02:00:54
June 17, 2019
089 New Rules, New Mexico, New Problems f/ Michelle Belmont
"That Hittite's hot tights hit tit height!" Michelle Belmont joins us to drink some more whiskey. We'll explore Michelle's backstory and possibly sacrifice her to a dark lord. We forgot to take a photo with her, so please enjoy some sloppy photoshop! Twitter: @fierceandpurple @holidayrob @sapfoot IG: @fierceandpurple @holidayrobb @lowkisapfoot Songs: 1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire 2. Lowki Sapfoot - Clear A Path 3. Holiday Sail - Sitting On My Hands
01:46:48
June 08, 2019
088 Welcome Back to The HOLE
Holiday Rob and Lowki Sapfoot are back after two years to tickle your ears with revolting nothings. Spine surgery, a severe beating, a sweaty stripping fan in the front row and a fancy pants whiskey tasting. We're back! Songs: 1. Quietly Kept - The Smallest Places 2. Holiday Sail - Better Days (unreleased!) 3. Lowki Sapfoot - Panicked
01:18:22
June 01, 2019