Short Shaft Gang
By Blue Dogs Lacrosse
Short Shaft GangJul 08, 2023
PLL Home Cities (Sneak Peak)
New hosts Coach Chuck and Owner Carson breakdown the likelihood of teams going to different cities and why they fit at each location.
Best Fifa Player on the Team???
The fellas talked about how our season was going, asked ChatGPT some questions, and told stories about what was going on within our lives recently and more on this new episode of the Short Shaft Gang!
You'll Never Believe Who ChatGPT put first!!!
In this episode, the fellas got together and created the Super Realistic Rankings within the NCAA. We also told stories from recent events and we asked ChatGPT to give us the top 20 lacrosse players of all time and Paul and Zach tried to guess them.
Crazy Spring Break!!!
The fellas are back from break and have had lots to talk about on and off the field. We talked about different events we went to during our spring break and talked about how our spring break games went.
Casey Powell Lacrosse Revamped???
Today, the fellas recapped their week and especially the three hour bus ride down to Virginia to play Mary Washington. We also talked about potentially coming out with more content and discussed how they can create a decent lacrosse video game.
Hopkins switches helmets midseason???
On this episode of the Short Shaft Gang, we recapped Carson's wild day when Netflix hit, Outer banks, came out and then we talked about how Johns Hopkins switched helmets from the STX rival to the Cascade XRS midseason. We also recapped our own season and the few games we have played.
Is this the best pregame playlist ever?
The fellas talked about all different types of music that they listen to before games, and debated over which genre is the best pregame. They also talked about the difference of summer ball versus school ball and how they play in both.
The Transfer Portal is crazy!!!
The fellas got to recap our third week of lacrosse and got to talk about the transfer portal and how it can open up many opportunities for athletes.
Next big thing in lacrosse media!!!
The boys talked about how to revolutionize lacrosse through different aspects rather than just playing. One of these ways was through media platforms and creating as much lacrosse content as possible.
This D3 run test is much harder than most D1 run test! (Week 1 Recap)
The boys recapped our first week with run test and the MAC commonwealth rankings, also we shared a little bit of information about ourselves.
OC tournament is the BEST summer tournament!!
The fellas talked about our experiences at the Ocean City Lacrosse tournament in August and also talked about former lacrosse athletes in other sports. Next episode will be live on Saturday, January 28th.
"Bing Bong" Island Boys Play Lacrosse
<li><em><strong>I hate when lacrosse people cream their pants over a big sports name holding a lacrosse stick and then make a shitty reference to their sport</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Lacrosse unlimited island boys</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Everyone should release schedules at the same time</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>ALL</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Best goal/net color combination (not orange and white)</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Football leg sleeve new sty</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Jersey color way for next season</strong></em></li>
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Who let KAREN on the field?
<li><em><strong>Song choices</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>New maverik shaft</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>clear , chrome or matte</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Karens in lacrosse</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>NLL will have betting</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Will the PLL expand again?</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Tiktoks trying to make videos with current trends</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Bad as hell</strong></em></li>
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Why 6's Suck.
<li><em><strong>Birthday Weekend = Bye Week March 26th</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Fuck you buhl it’s my birthday weekend</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>PLL/NLL Database</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Where can the NLL go?</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Why Virginia will 3 peat</strong></em>
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<li><em><strong>Fall Classic</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Petey lesalla</strong></em></li>
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<li><em><strong>Does sixes suck?</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>NLL News</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>Does anyone know a lacrosse player that actually talks like this:</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>XRS Club Syracuse</strong></em></li>
<li><em><strong>How to know you’re D3</strong></em></li>
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Virginia is the BEST college team EVER
Fall Classic (USA, Virginia, Canada)
- Scores
PLL Day
- PLLDAY Video contest is back
- Best fan photo of 2021
- How do we get this?
- Best piece of artwork?
What temperature is the best for lacrosse
- When do you switch to sweats
Wisnauskas has BIG shoes the fill
- People ruining Sideline Swap
- F&M / Mcdonough halloween games
- What are good halloween costumes for lacrosse players
- United States Secret Service vs. FBI
- New head Joke
- Wisnowskis got the new #1 at MD
Dr. Pepper Hates Lacrosse
<li>Dr. Pepper Commercial</li>
<li>ECD Cult</li>
<li>Maverik new end caps
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<li>RIT (D3 Champ) vs. Le Moyne (D2 Champ)</li>
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<li>McCabe Millon Commit</li>
<li>Grant Ament Cross Bar Video</li>
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A Trip to the ER
Rough week for the boys
Fighting Mother Nature
Covid ends and Mother Nature says hold my beer.
Guess the Lacrosse Item
The boys talk about the upcoming lacrosse season and endeavor in a fun game along the way.
MLL left in the DUST
Blue Dogs Lacrosse talks about the biggest news in lacrosse history.
ECD Greg tells ECD Secrets
ECD Greg comes one to talk about growing ECD and what his company holds in the future.
ECD Promposed to ME!!!
Story Time: And yes ECD did prompose to me!!!
Blue Ball Awareness
ECD Greg is Soon
and MORE!!!
Ultimate Debate: Long Distance versus Sprints!!
Settling the Debate and Finding new merch . A middle groun.
Meeting Our TikTok Crush
The future involves you. What does that mean? Give it a listen.
The PLL Lied
The PLL Lied to us about some dates.
We are a bit upset, but who can stay upset at the PLL.
Our Pokemon cards are illegal!?!
We talk about our new pokemon cards we made.
Is Harbst dead?
What to buy a Lacrosse Player for Christmas
Now that people are already playing Christmas music and making Christmas list, here is what to buy your lacrosse player.
Blue Dogs Relapse
It's happening all over again. Coivd is back.
The Haus Dynasty ft. John Haus
Coach John Haus talks about lacrosse in his life and how he has grown, lacrosse in his family, having two sons playing in the PLL and one at Penn State.
The 8th PLL Team
8th PLL team
Our first scrimmage
Our merch encounter
Lacrosse IS BACK
The boys talk about a hope. A hope for the 2021 lacrosse season.
How to be Jay Carlson (w/Jay Carlson)
From St. Paul's to Whips. Juicy J talks about the good the bad (like nothing) and the fun.
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Blue Dogs Family String
Worst Lacrosse Injury Ever
Carson, Nick and Kyle go though there worst injuries.
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Arrested for Murder
A run-it back on fall-ball. The boys are getting after it on the field and in the studio. We are back and ready to roll.
What the ELF
Welcome back boys and girls! Now on our new upload schedule (Wednesday and Saturday) we get into WTF Wednesday, the European Lacrosse Federation, and our first COVID practice.
Current Educators of America
Sam and Carson start off with some Magic Mondays featuring Coyne's hammy and Sam's tummy. The boys address a Tik Tok account spreading bad lax information, and then finish off with some of their favorite traditions from college and their high schools.
Airbending for Dummies
Can't score enough goals? Well, you're in luck! Sam and Carson have unlocked the key to airbending and now can score at will. The boys talk about their Wins of the Week and how to shoot and score on every shot.
The Pregame
How should you structure your pregame rituals? We got you! Carson and Sam go over what makes a pregame routine special, and of course explain WTF Wednesday! Happy Humpday everyone!
Swag vs Safety
Happy Monday everyone! The boys are back with our off-season bits where we give you guys some sick information about lax. Today we debate swag vs safety in terms of what equipment we wear on the field. We get into our Monday Magicians first, then debate which position wears the most stuff (excluding goalies because they have to wear equipment if they want to live.) Lastly, we have some breaking news (check out our Instagram page to get a sneak peak @bluedogslacrosse) Have a great day everyone, we'll see you Wednesday!
Collegiate Athletics with COVID
Sam and Carson get back into it (sorry for no episode on Wednesday) and talk about the new COVID protocols on campus. The Friday Wins of the Week are back, and more lacrosse terms. This time, we're talking about the parts of the head!
The NLL Journey Begins
Welcome to Season 2 where the takes are hot, the non-alcoholic beer cold, and the dogs back. A late night, but the show must go on. Sleep-deprived Sam and Carson deliver their Magic Monday takes (3:08), begin their learning about the National Lacrosse League (9:12), and define three more lax terms for those that wish to learn to speak fluent lax bro (25:26)
1st Annual Golden Bone Awards
With Season 1 coming to a close, we wanted to reflect on all that has happened this year. So sit back and enjoy the 1st ever Golden Bone Awards! Season 2 starts Monday!
State of the Union
Sam & Carson get into WTF Wednesday (2:21) then cover some more serious news with Lyle Thompson's video on US Lacrosse (9:36) and Ty Warner's statement on the BLM movement in the PLL (21:24). To finish off, we start a new series for all of you people that feel like you don't fit the 'lacrosse' demographic. We define lax terms (both formal and slang) so that you can feel more confident when talking about lacrosse (30:35).
2020 Studio Brawl
The boys are back in the studio talking about #PlayLaxDay2020, the MLL/PLL Awards, and Magic Monday. Enjoy!
Christian Mazzone: 2-Bar and Traffic Cone Specialist
Happy Friday everyone! We kick off your weekend with a new Friday segment titled Friday Wins of the Week (pretty self explanatory). After that, we have Christian Mazzone on the podcast to talk about the bubble, his first year in the league, and his pre-PLL experiences. Enjoy Blue Dogs Family, and remember to check out our merch!
Nick Ossello Wuz Here (Humble Brag)
No big deal it is just our boy Nicolas Ossello (no 'h' for those of you who don't know). Great guy, better interview. Enough said.
The Boyz R Back and Lax is Over
The boys are back as you just read. Where were we? Listen to the first 2 minutes. We talk about our hatred of PLL Fan Accounts (2:37), after some shooting the breeze, we get our Magic Monday selections in (10:14). Then we get to the PLL Championship Game Review (13:19) as well as reviewing every other team's needs going into next season (25:25). Enjoy, happy Monday everyone!
Avatar 2.0
The boys are back to brighten your Wednesday! We go over the past few games (1:47), update our rankings (32:00), and give our three stars of those games (35:00). After reviewing this week's games, we jump into closing out our previous Avatar discussion by addressing older players and Lyle Thompson (38:45).
PLL and MLL CANCELED
What's up everyone! Happy Monday and we have a packed show starting with the MLL being in a lot of trouble (2:30). Then, enjoy our hot takes about Kyle Hartzell (13:22) followed by a temperate take about Kennygate (18:27). We review the games from the past few days with Chaos vs Chrome (20:21) including Chirpgate (24:00), Redwoods vs Whips (29:22), and finally Waterdogs vs Atlas (33:30). We give you guys a nice update on our fantasy league (36:55) followed by our Three Stars of the Week and updated rankings (42:34). There is an important message from Tehoka to top this episode off (50:25).