Homer’s D’ohnuts!

At a health fair, Springfield discovers their children are unfit, so a pee-wee football team, coached by Ned Flanders, is formed to remove those extra pounds. But soon enough, Ned hands the job over to Homer who thinks he can be a better coach.

After witnessing a riot, Homer decides to buy a gun and after taking possession of the weapon, he demonstrates how to use it in a shockingly irresponsible way. Marge and Lisa are horrified, so to convince them that guns are great Homer takes the family to an NRA meeting, where he becomes a lifetime member. Marge is still really angry, so Homer agrees to get rid of the gun, but later Bart and Milhouse find it in the fridge.

The family recall the story of when Lisa got her saxophone. It all started when Bart was having trouble at school and had to see the school psychologist.

At his 20th anniversary celebration as school principal, Principal Skinner is discovered to be an imposter of the real Seymour Skinner.

Homer takes the family to New York after Barney leaves the car illegally parked at the World Trade Center.

Lisa enrolls in an all-male military school and is subjected to challenges and silent treatment by the cadets.

Troy McClure hosts three spin-off stories from `The Simpsons' television show. Featuring the voice of the late Phil Hartman.

Homer believes his job is threatened by another employee, and Bart buys a factory with Millhouse for just $1.

Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo, and the church sets up a hotline to Marge so that she can dish out advice to the parishioners.

When Mr. Burns loses all his money, he employs Lisa to help him earn his fortune back with a recycling scheme, but they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues.

Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card accidentally sent to Santa's Little Helper. The Simpsons fall in love with Laddie, and when the credit card company turn up to take him back, Bart gives them Santa's Little Helper instead.

Bart exposes an affair between Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel after a failed attempt at blackmail.

Homer and friends reintroduce a speak-easy to Springfield when an old Prohibition law is enforced; Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron.

Bart tries everything he can to destroy Lisa's image as a dependable baby sitter when she is left in charge.

Sideshow Bob is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil; Bob takes a job on Cecil's dam project, but Bart and Lisa suspect he's up to no good.

When Bart befriends a gay antiques dealer, homophobic Homer decides to bring out his son's masculine side by taking him hunting, but all does not go to plan.

Homer gets a job on "The Itchy & Scratchy Show," providing the voice of wisecracking hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a new character brought in by the network to shore up falling ratings.

Marge is stressed from motherhood and hires a British nanny to help out around the house, who struggles to teach Bart and Lisa how to behave.

After a chaotic fire drill at the nuclear power plant, Mr Burns organises a team-building exercise in the mountains. But an avalanche traps him in an isolated cabin with Homer.

When Marge's new pretzel franchise does poorly, Homer turns to Fat Tony and his mob associates for assistance.

Bart finds his evil twin in the attic, Lisa becomes God to a race of tiny people, and aliens Kang and Kodos assume the identities of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole.

Homer's claim of an alien sighting (after 10 beers) brings town-wide disdain -- and FBI agents Scully and Mulder to investigate.

At the chili cook-off, Chief Wiggum's imported chili peppers send Homer on a hallucinatory spiritual journey that makes him question whether Marge is his soulmate.

After a hurricane destroys the Flanders' house, the citizenry rebuilds it. But Ned publicly criticizes their workmanship, and the guilt from his outburst sends him to a mental hospital.

Lisa develops a crush on Nelson the bully, but his friends resent him having a girlfriend. Can she get him to change his ways?

After divorcing, Milhouse's mum gets together with a Gladiator, and his dad self-produces an album. Worried that Marge might divorce him, Homer decides to do it first.

While Marge and Lisa are away cleaning up and oil spill, Bart becomes the right-hand man for the owner of a burlesque house.

When Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry turns up, Mr Burns rejects him because he thinks he's a bit of an idiot. However, Larry concocts a money-making scam with Homer.

Homer's ability to take a punch inspires ex-boxer Moe to turn him into a prizefighter. Ring announcer Michael Buffer calls the contest when Moe's former manager arranges for Homer to meet the champ.

In the eight season opener, Homer's new job moves the Simpsons to an idyllic planned community. But his new, easygoing boss (voice of Albert Brooks) has some trouble with the government"

After realizing that none of the kids considered her friends in school care enough to sign her yearbook, Lisa decides to use the Simpsons' family vacation to Ned Flanders' beach house as an opportunity to ditch her nerdy persona and be a cool kid.

Homer goes to Hullabalooza, a rock concert featuring freakish sideshow acts, where he displays his special talent: catching a cannonball with his belly.

Marge and Homer staunchly support a proposal to deport all illegal immigrants from Springfield, until they learn it would affect Apu,

who buys fraudulent identification documents from Fat Tony.

Bart finds his Grampa's war stories farfetched, until Mr. Burns tries to kill the elder Simpson to seize a treasure the two found during the Big One as members of "Flying Hellfish" battalion.

Interconnecting vignettes depict various moments in the lives of Springfield residents, including Apu's partying activities; Smithers' allergic reaction to a bee sting; and Dr. Nick Riviera's appearance before a medical review board. Also: Skinner makes lunch for Superintendent Chalmers.

While Lisa spends her spring break at work with Homer, Bart drives Milhouse, Martin and Nelson to Tennessee, thanks to his fake ID and Martin's cash from a stock dividend.

Actor Troy McClure is in desperate need of some good publicity following his implication in a sordid sea-life scandal, so he arranges a sham wedding with Selma.

Bart and Lisa help a homeless man who claims he invented Itchy & Scratchy to sue the programme makers.

Worried that Mr Burns may decide to replace him permanently when he takes a well-earned break, Smithers chooses the plant's worst employee to fill in for him.

Lisa finds out that Springfield's founder was a murderous pirate who tried to assassinate George Washington, and decides her fellow citizens should know the truth.

After buying a Chanel suit at a bargain price, Marge finds herself invited to a country club by a former schoolmate. Taken in by the opulence of the place, she is soon overcome by a desperation to fit in.

Homer is envious when former President George H.W. Bush moves next door and takes the neighborhood by storm.

Homer forms a bowling team, the Pin Pals, with Moe, Apu and Otto; but one of them has to go when Mr Burns muscles in on the team, and Principal Skinner implements a school uniform, but chooses shoddy merchandise.

Bart is accused of shoplifting and panics when Marge plans a family portrait at the same department store.

Troy McClure hosts a brief history of the Simpsons that includes out-takes and never-before-seen footage.

Springfield's air show turns explosive with the arrival of an atomic bomb-toting Sideshow Bob who is yet again seeking revenge against Bart.

Homer meets his mother after faking his own death so that he can enjoy his Saturday at home rather than help co-workers collect litter on Mr Burns's stretch of motorway.

Homer hopes an extreme eating binge will help him weigh in at 300 pounds so he can work from the comfort of home.

Faced with Homer's big meat-eating barbecue, Lisa turns to noted vegetarians Paul and Linda McCartney for help.

Bart sells his soul to Milhouse, who swaps it for some ALF pogs, and Moe re-launches the tavern as Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag.