The Spoderpod
By Ofi
The SpoderpodJul 07, 2019
Episode 110: Spider-Man 2 PS5
"There are no good men. Only good prey."
Episode 109: Spider-Man Lotus
"The lotus flower symbolizes rising from a dark place into beauty and rebirth"
Episode 108: Spider-Man Miles Morales
"He's Spider-Man, he's Spider-Man, you're Spider-Man, I'M Spider-Man! Are there any other Spider-Mans I should know about?"
"..Meow."
Episode 107: Scissor Seven
"Wow! We're gonna see a murder!!!"
Episode 106: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
"Spider-Man, why'd you create this pod?"
Episode 105 - The Sheik 2014
Rest in Peace Iron Sheik.
Episode 104 - Super Mario Bros. Film (Live-Action) 1993
"Strap your belt on kid. We’re going in."
Episode 103 - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
"Wow! You were great!"
"I am so glad we spent our life savings on this podcast!"
- Us two after podding for the last 5 years.
Episode 102 - Uncharted 2022 Movie
If it's called "Uncharted" then why do they have a map?
Episode 101 - My Neighbor Totoro
"Will I make mediocre podcasts like yours when I grow up?"
"Probably. You take after your dad."
-J. Excellence's child in the future one day.
Episode 100 - Heavy Rain
The rain was so heavy it broke new ground.
Episode 99 - The Spoddy Awards 2022
"You're asking me to be rational. That is something that I know I cannot do." - Anakin in Episode 2 foreshadowing his actions in Episode 3.
Episode 98 - My Shy Boss
"The SpoderPod I don't know is a better podcast than the one I do know."
Episode 97 - They Live
“You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on... formaldehyde-face!” - Roddy Piper on your mother
Episode 96 - Asobi Asobase
"This is random, but I want to make Ofi say "poo." How should I make him do it?...This has been weighing on me." - The reason this podcast started, allegedly.
Episode 95 - Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Spodius The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the internet would tell you. It’s a Spod legend. Darth Spodius was a Dark Lord of the Spod, so powerful and so wise he could use the Farce to influence the Spodorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the Spod side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from Spoding. The Spod side of the Farce is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Spod, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice Spoded him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from Spod, but not himself.
Episode 94 - WCW October 25 1986
An episode in which speaking English = being a good guy, caring about the health of your friends = bad, and promises that SOMEONE is gonna end up a bald-headed geek.
Episode 93 - UHF
"...Cause life is like a mop...sometimes life get full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff and you gotta clean it out.
You gotta put it in here and rinse it out and start all over again.
And sometimes, life sticks to the floor so bad...a mop is not good enough, you gotta get down there with a toothbrush...you gotta really scrub...you gotta get it off!
But if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up, run to a window and say "HEY! These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more!""
-Stanley Spadowski, American hero
Episode 92 - Shadow the Hedgehog
Say what you want about the plot, gameplay, premise, level design, controls...ok, pretty much 99% of the game, but I Am (All of Me) is STILL a banger.
Episode 91: Golden Boy 1995
"The bike-ridin', note-takin', toliet-gropin', hired then fired son of a gun...The Golden Boy, Kintaro Oe! WOOOOOOO!" - the main character of this show, probably.
Episode 90 - Sonic 2 (2022)
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Episode 89 - Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
Wait a minute...Anakin hates sand...and ends up murdering a bunch of sand people...It really is like poetry.
Movie still sucks, though.
Episode 88 - Ghost Stories Dub
How the hell did we talk about this for 2 hours?
Episode 87 - The Spoddy Awards 2021
Wow, I can't believe Fateful Findings got a clean sweep this year, but when Neil Breen is involved, what else did you expect?
Episode 86 - Spider-Man: No Way Home
"Sorry I'm late, I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get in this movie!"
-Some guy from an alternate universe , probably.
(Apologies for the audio quality, recording in your living room with other people at home is a bad idea.)
Episode 85 - WCW World War 3 1996
Sixty Men... Three Rings... 1 big clusterfuck.
Episode 84 - Scooby Doo (2002)
3/10 Needs more Undertaker saving Scooby with sausage links.
Episode 83 - Sonic and the Black Knight
He's the Arthur we deserve, but not the one we need right now... or ever, maybe.
Episode 82 - Oresuki
~Black hole sun, won't you come?
To wash away the rain~
Episode 81 - House (1977 Film)
I don't know what to say. Shit's too wild.
Apologies for the terrible audio, trying to figure out how to record in person now.
Episode 80 - Spider-Man (2002)
~Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man~
~Sling us a web tonight~
~'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now~
~And we think that you'll do alright~
Epsidoe 79 - Nichijou
Today, everything's shining brightly! The air, the people, and even this classroom; because today, I actually published the podcast!
Episode 78 - Ex-Arm
I got nothing clever to say, it's pretty fucking terrible.
Episode 77 - Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace
Now THIS is podcasting!
Episode 76 - The Loser by Thomas Bernhard
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!
Episode 75 - King Kong vs Godzilla
Reject Zillla
Return to Monke
Episode 74 - Bangkok Transit (Love) Story
Shitty RomCom? Shitty RomCom.
Episode 73 - Shin Godzila
Nanora ga yattekita~
Episode 72 - Mario by Musashi Kishimoto
Datte Believe it? Yeah, not really.
Episode 71 - Fateful Findings
You know what, after giving it some thought, I am NOT gonna release this podcast. No, I'm NOT releasing this podcast. I'm under NO obligation to release this podcast. NONE. You NEVER gave me a retainer. I NEVER asked for one. I am NOT under any obligation to release this podcast. I don't owe any podcast. NO podcast. Those first couple podcasts made a fortune for you, and I don't owe you anything. In fact, I am NOT gonna give you the next podcast. That's it. Don't call here anymore. NO MORE DAMN PODCASTS. NO MORE PODCASTS.
Any of the above listed words that start with "N" are fictitious. The words were actually created by Neil Breen.
Episode 70 - The Boondocks Season 1
"This Spod ain't startin' till I get $10 from all of y'all!"
- Riley Freeman, probably
Episode 69 - The Spoddy Awards 2020
Happy New Year everybody.
Episode 68 - WCW Starrcade 1990
Starrcade Stats
Ofi "The Big O" O
Height: 5'6''
Weight: 250 lb.
Hometown: Sin City, USA
Starrcade Facts: Ranked 9th in the world. Favorite offensive weapon is "the dichotomy of man." His father is a hospice nurse.
Episode 67 - Castle in the Sky
~I hear voices in sediment
They counsel me, they understand
they talk to me~ - Uncle Pom, probably
Episode 66 - Super Mario 64 DS
Is Super Mario 64 DS the best 3D platformer on the system?...I mean, are there even any others?
Episode 65 - Jurassic Park (Movie)
"Creation is an act of sheer will. Next time it'll be flawless."
-John Hammond on the Spodpod, probably
Episode 64 - Digimon: The Movie
Two Digi-Dudes with Digi-tudes prove their Digi-generacy by being huge Digi-Dorks about the Digi-Movie.
Episode 63 - The World God Only Knows
"These podcasts are pixels. Data. I know that. So how would you describe the podcast you like? Good production value? Interesting discussions? A pointless argument. What’s important is that there’s love. Isn’t that what you people always say?" - Katsuragi Keima, probably
Episode 62 - Jurassic Park (Novel)
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark~
All the dinosaurs are running wiiiiiiiild~
Episode 61 - The Little Panda Fighter
Jack Black vs the King of Games? Is it even a contest?