The Spoderpod

"There are no good men. Only good prey."

"The lotus flower symbolizes rising from a dark place into beauty and rebirth"

"He's Spider-Man, he's Spider-Man, you're Spider-Man, I'M Spider-Man! Are there any other Spider-Mans I should know about?"

"..Meow."

"Wow! We're gonna see a murder!!!"

"Spider-Man, why'd you create this pod?"

Rest in Peace Iron Sheik.

"Strap your belt on kid. We’re going in."

"Wow! You were great!"

"I am so glad we spent our life savings on this podcast!"

- Us two after podding for the last 5 years.

If it's called "Uncharted" then why do they have a map?

"Will I make mediocre podcasts like yours when I grow up?"

"Probably. You take after your dad."

-J. Excellence's child in the future one day.

The rain was so heavy it broke new ground.

"You're asking me to be rational. That is something that I know I cannot do." - Anakin in Episode 2 foreshadowing his actions in Episode 3.

"The SpoderPod I don't know is a better podcast than the one I do know."

“You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on... formaldehyde-face!” - Roddy Piper on your mother

"This is random, but I want to make Ofi say "poo." How should I make him do it?...This has been weighing on me." - The reason this podcast started, allegedly. 

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Spodius The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the internet would tell you. It’s a Spod legend. Darth Spodius was a Dark Lord of the Spod, so powerful and so wise he could use the Farce to influence the Spodorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the Spod side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from Spoding. The Spod side of the Farce is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Spod, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice Spoded him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from Spod, but not himself.

An episode in which speaking English = being a good guy, caring about the health of your friends = bad, and promises that SOMEONE is gonna end up a bald-headed geek.

"...Cause life is like a mop...sometimes life get full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff and you gotta clean it out. 

You gotta put it in here and rinse it out and start all over again. 

And sometimes, life sticks to the floor so bad...a mop is not good enough, you gotta get down there with a toothbrush...you gotta really scrub...you gotta get it off!

But if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up, run to a window and say "HEY! These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more!""

-Stanley Spadowski, American hero

Say what you want about the plot, gameplay, premise, level design, controls...ok, pretty much 99% of the game, but I Am (All of Me) is STILL a banger.

"The bike-ridin', note-takin', toliet-gropin', hired then fired son of a gun...The Golden Boy, Kintaro Oe! WOOOOOOO!" - the main character of this show, probably.

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Wait a minute...Anakin hates sand...and ends up murdering a bunch of sand people...It really is like poetry.

Movie still sucks, though.

How the hell did we talk about this for 2 hours?

Wow, I can't believe Fateful Findings got a clean sweep this year, but when Neil Breen is involved, what else did you expect?

"Sorry I'm late, I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get in this movie!"

-Some guy from an alternate universe , probably.

(Apologies for the audio quality, recording in your living room with other people at home is a bad idea.)

Sixty Men... Three Rings... 1 big clusterfuck.

3/10 Needs more Undertaker saving Scooby with sausage links.

He's the Arthur we deserve, but not the one we need right now... or ever, maybe.

~Black hole sun, won't you come?

To wash away the rain~

I don't know what to say. Shit's too wild. 

Apologies for the terrible audio, trying to figure out how to record in person now.

~Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man~

~Sling us a web tonight~

~'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now~

~And we think that you'll do alright~

Today, everything's shining brightly! The air, the people, and even this classroom; because today, I actually published the podcast!

I got nothing clever to say, it's pretty fucking terrible.

Now THIS is podcasting!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!

Reject Zillla

Return to Monke

Shitty RomCom? Shitty RomCom.

Nanora ga yattekita~

Datte Believe it? Yeah, not really.

You know what, after giving it some thought, I am NOT gonna release this podcast. No, I'm NOT releasing this podcast. I'm under NO obligation to release this podcast. NONE. You NEVER gave me a retainer. I NEVER asked for one. I am NOT under any obligation to release this podcast. I don't owe any podcast. NO podcast. Those first couple podcasts made a fortune for you, and I don't owe you anything. In fact, I am NOT gonna give you the next podcast. That's it. Don't call here anymore. NO MORE DAMN PODCASTS. NO MORE PODCASTS. 

Any of the above listed words that start with "N" are fictitious. The words were actually created by Neil Breen.

"This Spod ain't startin' till I get $10 from all of y'all!"

- Riley Freeman, probably

Happy New Year everybody. 

Starrcade Stats

Ofi "The Big O" O

Height: 5'6''

Weight: 250 lb.

Hometown: Sin City, USA

Starrcade Facts: Ranked 9th in the world. Favorite offensive weapon is "the dichotomy of man." His father is a hospice nurse.

~I hear voices in sediment

They counsel me, they understand

they talk to me~ - Uncle Pom, probably

Is Super Mario 64 DS the best 3D platformer on the system?...I mean, are there even any others?

"Creation is an act of sheer will. Next time it'll be flawless."

-John Hammond on the Spodpod, probably

Two Digi-Dudes with Digi-tudes prove their Digi-generacy by being huge Digi-Dorks about the Digi-Movie.

"These podcasts are pixels. Data. I know that. So how would you  describe the podcast you like? Good production value? Interesting discussions? A pointless argument.  What’s important is that there’s love. Isn’t that what you people always  say?" - Katsuragi Keima, probably

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark~
All the dinosaurs are running wiiiiiiiild~

Jack Black vs the King of Games? Is it even a contest?