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The Stupid Stuff We Talk About

The Stupid Stuff We Talk About

By Your Mum's Favourite Entertainment

A comedy podcast where 2 Scottish guys from the west coast talk about whatever comes Into their heads, whether it be movies, sports or even conspiracy theories.

We take a walk down memory lane with things you done as a kid and go off in some crazy tangents.

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Tune in each week to hear Gio and Zak make your week better.

We are........ your mums favourite podcast!
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The Stupid Stuff We Talk AboutMay 16, 2021

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May 16, 202142:36
Getting High With Jeffery Dahmer
May 09, 202146:22
Rocky Balboa Picture Show

Rocky Balboa Picture Show

Step right up and see the greatest show on earth! The Rocky Balboa Picture Show! Cum one, Cum all, Come on her back for another spectacular episode from the greatest duo since Ian & Myra Hindley. Is this podcast safe for work?.......yes!...........if you work in a brothel. Dont forget to follow us on social media and check our www.ymfe.co.uk
May 02, 202150:15
Gren-AIDS

Gren-AIDS

The boys are back in town.........because they can't leave, because there's nowhere to go. However, fear no more! As Gio & Zak hit your ear vaginas with sexual conversation and hot topics.  Check out www.YMFE.co.uk for all social media links and all the merchandise. Dont forget to leave a review on I-Tunes as it really helps the show.
Apr 25, 202148:24
My Body Is a Wasteland

My Body Is a Wasteland

Do you want to hear 2 middle aged overweight men talk about dad bods? Then you have came to the right place.

Join the guys as they dive in to a deep emotional state of discomfort and love handles.

Dont forget to leave a review on itunes and check out www.ymfe.co.uk for all merchandise and latest info.


This podcast cannot and will not be bribed by $50,000 into a secure offshore bank account for their silence in the Jeffery Epstein investigation. 

Apr 18, 202155:50
Fireman Bam & The Clued Up Kidz

Fireman Bam & The Clued Up Kidz

We all remember how important safety is and we all had safety demonstrations at school.

Well you havent had stories like this one.

Listen as the guys hit out with more comedy content.

Check out www.ymfe.co.uk for all social media links and content.

Apr 11, 202142:23
2 Tickets to Seshlehem
Apr 04, 202151:28
3.14 CreamPIE
Mar 28, 202147:45
Hey Lambo, Lambo Italiano

Hey Lambo, Lambo Italiano

Ciao Bella!! It's that time of the week where Zak & Gio serenade your ear holes with the sounds of the west coast of Scotland. On this weeks episode we discuss some crazy dreams and boy are they special! Don't forget to subscribe on Itunes and Spotify to keep up to date. Check out www.ymfe.co.uk for all the social links and merchandise.
Mar 21, 202101:00:30
He's Got Barney Rubble Eyes

He's Got Barney Rubble Eyes

It's that time of the week where the sun's no longer shining and the birds are longer singing..... because they are birds and they cannot sing.
Look on the bright side though! Stupid Stuff is back again like a dose of herpes to infect your ears with quality content.
What can we say about this weeks episode apart from it's been classed as Oscar worthy.

Please note that the podcast won't storm off set if confronted.
Mar 14, 202101:04:38
Horses Dicks & Micro Chips
Mar 07, 202154:10
UFC 69 - Rise of the lizard queen

UFC 69 - Rise of the lizard queen

In this weeks episode we discuss the Royal family, School memories and much more in one of our final episodes of the year.
Please follow us on social media and leave a review if you are cool.
Dec 21, 202057:52
King Dong???

King Dong???

In this weeks episode of #yourmawsfavouritepodcast we discuss the size of king kongs penis, Godzillas fertility and a whole host of hilarious topics.
Don't forget to leave a review on Itunes and follow us on Instagram.
This podcast is 99.9% effective against covid and avocado based foods.
Dec 13, 202050:54
Every Roll Is A Goal???

Every Roll Is A Goal???

In this weeks episode of #yourmawsfavouritepodcast we discuss types of rolls and so much more in another great installment of Stupid Stuff.Dont forget to leave a review on itunes as it really helps the show.
Dec 06, 202053:27
Wet Ass Podcast

Wet Ass Podcast

We're back with #yourmawsfavouritepodcast!
This week we discuss the lyrics to WAP by Nicki Minaj amongst some other hilarious topics.
Don't forget to leave a review on iTunes it really helps the show.
Nov 29, 202038:36
2 to 4 Inches???

2 to 4 Inches???

Ohh baby!! What's better than 2 to 4 inches? 5?? 6??? Dare we say 7??? As if such size exists.
In this episode we kick off with some Wish shopping classics and so much more.
Please leave a review on itunes as it really helps the show
Nov 22, 202001:02:28
Earthworm Jim In A Carrier Bag - Edited

Earthworm Jim In A Carrier Bag - Edited

In this weeks episode we are back with some more hilarious chat from Gio................and that other guy Zak.

Join us as we talk about Earthworm Jim, USA elections and so much more.

Dont forget to like and subscribe and leave a itunes review.

Nov 09, 202057:17
Sultana Balls & a 100g Cock

Sultana Balls & a 100g Cock

We are back this week with an episode as long as Zaks wrap sheet.
We discuss Wish, Cancel Culture and many more subjects.
Join us on Instagram and dont forget to leave a review.
Oct 25, 202001:39:15
Dad Bods & Dad Baws?

Dad Bods & Dad Baws?

Whats that over there? is it a large manatee? is it sliced ham in a clear bag wearing shorts? NO! its dad bods and we all have them.

We discuss the sex craze that is sweeping the nation dad bods!

dont forget to review on apple podcasts to really help the show out.

Oct 04, 202039:42
Balenciaga Beefcakes

Balenciaga Beefcakes

In this weeks episode we discuss Fashion! and if you know me and Zak you will know we have no sense of it at all!

We talk about designer clothes among other hilarious stories.

Don't forget to click like on Apple Podcasts and tell a friend.

Sep 27, 202042:34
I love it when did you call me Daddy!.................long legs.

I love it when did you call me Daddy!.................long legs.

In this weeks episode we talk spiders, wasps, daddy long legs or jenny whatever they are called??? We talk about a bunch of other crap as well. How can you resist with such a deacription!!
Don't forget to like and subscribe for the latest show notifications.
Sep 20, 202046:13
Cucumber Mist

Cucumber Mist

Relax and unwind as we shoot cucumber mist onto your lower back in this weeks episode.
Don't forget to like and subscribe to #yourmawsfavouritepodcast .
This podcast is in now way affiliated with Connor McGregor
Sep 13, 202033:46
Steven Segals Beard

Steven Segals Beard

After a well deserved hiatus we are back and stupider than before!

This week we discuss Zaks weekend antics .........hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dont forget to subscribe where you listen to ur podcasts.

Sep 06, 202035:52
My Uncle Brings All The Boyz To The Yard

My Uncle Brings All The Boyz To The Yard

In this weeks episode we discuss that thing that everyone has.......an uncle......some tell bad jokes and some molest Zak but thats for another time.

Join us for this longer episode on a journey for the senses......well ears.

Aug 16, 202047:51
Cash Out With Your Gash Out?

Cash Out With Your Gash Out?

In this weeks episode it's just Gio or so it seem as Zak is too damn busy betting on dog fighting or something like that.
Join us as we discuss more of your favorite things such as houmous, toe stubbing all the korea's north, south...well yeah just them.
To be honest we don't really discuss those things, but it soooooo much better!!!
so come on in and listen to your new favourite episode of #yourmawsfavouritepodcast
Aug 09, 202033:22
Money Won't Change Me..................Much

Money Won't Change Me..................Much

In this weeks episode we discuss those random favorite words (and phrases) that make us laugh and how things would change if we were rich.
Warning!: This episode contains the occasional wife or two. Don't forget to like and subscribe.
Remember to leave a review on itunes it really helps us out.

This podcast doesn't wear a mask......................because arent we all wearing an emotional mask?..................................................NO
Jul 26, 202036:11
From Russia With Love

From Russia With Love

We are back.....again! It's your most anticipated weekly podcast from the Congo.
I bet you would like a synopsis for this episode well........REDACTED!
Whats the reason for that?.................REDACTED
Blame Vladimir for that!
Dont forget to like and subscribe and leave a review on apple podcasts.
Jul 19, 202040:08
Scotch Beef In Tenerife

Scotch Beef In Tenerife

We're back for another Episode of #Yourmawsfavouritepodcast.
You're probably wondering what's in this weeks episode and so are we. We really should take notes.
Does this podcast have more healing properties than a team of Karens with healing crystals? Maybe!
Does this podcast meet all FDA chicken farming regulations? Who knows. Does this podcast bring pleasure to your ears? probably not but we still enjoy making it so buckle up.

Dont forget to subscribe to the podcast on all Podcast platforms and leave a review on apple.
Jul 12, 202033:30
MD2020 The Year Of The Key Worker

MD2020 The Year Of The Key Worker

Guess who's back? Back again, podcasts back, tell a friend, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who back.
Well its obviously #yourmawsfavouritepodcast with hosts Gio and Zak.
Have we completed Netflix?......................yes. Have we become functioning alcoholics?.........yes.
However, the real question is, have we brought back the podcast that North Korea condemned due to being too addictive?.................oh yeah!
Don't forget to leave a review on itunes and like and share our social media posts.

This podcast is best enjoyed 2 metres away.
Jun 28, 202001:01:54
Quentin Quarintino

Quentin Quarintino

In this weeks viral episode we discuss the virus that's killed almost 3 people worldwide.......the desperado virus......sorry corona virus.
If you think you have the virus there is an easy way to check and that's to sneeze in someones mouth and wait 3 weeks and see if they die.
Dont forget to like share and subscribe.
Mar 08, 202034:15
"One Love" for the Mothers Pride

"One Love" for the Mothers Pride

Gio: What should we put in the description Zak?
Zak: Fuck knows just put any old shite in and post the episode it's late enough.
Gio: Suppose so, let those stupid listeners wait haha
Zak: haha fuck those nerds
Gio: wait is this writing down what we say?
Zak: shit! hope they didnt hear me singing to the Diana Vickers album
Mar 03, 202038:02
Salt & Chilli - The 5th Element???

Salt & Chilli - The 5th Element???

In this weeks episode of #yourmawsfavouritepodcast we are back in tremendous fashion. We talk about the recently discovered element that scientists from Harvard uncovered at the Chinese .....Salt & Chilli. Is there anything these people wont cover in salt & chilli? Get in touch with the show on Instagram, facebook and twitter. We are as always #yourmawsfavoritepodcast. This podcast knocked out Tyson Fury in the 5th round btw.
Feb 23, 202058:34
Sean Connery's Big Fat Greek Shubmarine

Sean Connery's Big Fat Greek Shubmarine

The names Cast ......Pod Cast. That's right folks its another installment of #yourmawsfavoritepodcast.
In this weeks episode we discuss actors tha't dont do accents no matter the paycheck and so much more!!.
Sit back, enjoy the terrible weather and switch off love island because this podcast should be your true love.
This podcast is 0% fat 100% flavour and doubles as a cure for the coronavirus. Allegedly.
Feb 16, 202038:36
Satan The Second Cumming

Satan The Second Cumming

What's got 4 thumbs and is better than last weeks podcast???? Of course it's this weeks podcast! Run yourself a bath of Epsom salts, pour a large glass of apple cider vinegar, slip those adidas sambas off and listen to the sweet tones of Zak & Gio as we caress your ear drums. Please note that this podcast contains 42% free range corona virus.
Feb 09, 202043:16
We're Once, Twice...... 3 Times as Stupid!!!

We're Once, Twice...... 3 Times as Stupid!!!

Welcome back to the sexiest listeners on the podcast circuit. #Yourmawsfavoritepodcast is back and boy are we back in style.
We catch up after the most controversial hiatus since One Direction.
Don't forget to tell everyone around you about this podcast, stick it on whilst your making love, put it on for your first dance!
Listeners of this podcast with a European passport will have to show their passport coz we have been Brexited!!! whatever that is.
Feb 02, 202039:11
Jingle Balls

Jingle Balls

Ho Ho Ho bitches! We're back for a christmas specia and what a special its is!!!!
Gio returns from the United States of Trumpmerica and Zak just watched old reruns of 90210.
Buckle your reindeer blow up dolls and fasten your cinnamon scented butt plugs coz we're back for the last episode this year! However, do nit fear as we will return in 2020, bigger, faster, stronger and longer than you could imagine! Feliz Navidad!!
Dec 22, 201956:10
A Face Only Gonzo Could Love?

A Face Only Gonzo Could Love?

This week we are back and we' re talking about well.....a whole bunch of stupid stuff, hence the name.
We talk about cock and balls as per usual and we have a barrel of laughs in the meantime.
Dont forget to share with family and friends but dont bother telling your mum as we are already "your maws favorite podcast"

No penises were hurt in the making of this podcast (unfortunately)
Dec 01, 201901:29:36
Bacardi Breezers with Hulk Hogan
Nov 24, 201901:14:13
Is That A Skid-Mark?

Is That A Skid-Mark?

In the 2nd installment of our guest from the west we are talking more stupid stuff. Mark fills our ears with ridiculous questions and banter. Dont forget to like, share & subscribe. This podcast is used to train Royal Marines.
Nov 17, 201901:03:42
Leaving a "Mark" On History?

Leaving a "Mark" On History?

In this weeks episode of #yourmawsfavouritepodcast we are joined by a very special guest all the way from Guantanamo Bay.
Mark "The Fingerer" Boyd.
Join us as we TRY to answer some listeners questions and learn more about this enigma.

Dont forget to like, share and subscribe but dont bother telling your Mum as we are already Your Maws Favourite Podcast!!!
This show Is not affiliated with the collapse of Mothercare but it is linked to the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Nov 10, 201948:33
Blue Nun Soda Streams

Blue Nun Soda Streams

Pull up your ass-less chaps and put on your mascara because we are back! Get ready for another ear orgasm episode of #yourmawsfavouritepodcast.
This week we talk about food you can eat forever, soda streams and sooo much more.
Note: No spring rolls were harmed in the making of this podcast......except the family platter Gio ate before the podcast.
Nov 03, 201952:43
Rolling Rocks & Hollywood Cocks

Rolling Rocks & Hollywood Cocks

Put down your microwave cheese toasties and turn the volume to obscene because we are back with another episode of #yourmawsfavoritepodcast.
This week we talk about Zaks crazy and probably illegal tv show, naked lower bodies and much more.
Note: this podcast is fueled almost entirely by sexual chemistry, crystal meth, and expertly tapered pubic hair. As a great man once said....gets your rocks out and your cocks out - Roger Einstein (Albert's party bro brother)
Oct 27, 201936:59
Running Right Theroux Me?

Running Right Theroux Me?

In this weeks episode we speak about the original hard man himself Louis Theroux and we also dive into why Scottish slang makes no fucking sense at all!.
So sit back and adjust your morphine drip to 0.5ml and get ready to the soothing sounds of some prime scottish beef.....and Zak also.
Note: this podcast is 100% more effective than using a condom during sex.
Oct 20, 201955:27
Celebrity Cum Dine With Me ft. Bill Cosby, Tupac & Paul Gascoigne

Celebrity Cum Dine With Me ft. Bill Cosby, Tupac & Paul Gascoigne

In this weeks episode we discuss some pretty touchy subjects....... like Bill Cosby touched his .....erm.....sorry can't say that.
We speak about Paul Gascoine saving lives with nothing but KFC and a fishing rod.
This podcast came here to kick ass and drink Original recipe Irn-Bru and we've just finished our Irn-Bru.
Oct 13, 201950:27
Hallouminati Confirmed

Hallouminati Confirmed

In this weeks episode of #yourmawsfavouritepodcast we discuss such sexual topics as Black Hitler and Game of Thrones.
We dive into how good Beyonce really is and so much more! Don't forget to share the Podcast and buy your T-Shirts while they're still hot!!!!

This podcasts t-shirts are not made in Venezuelan sweat shops.............ours are made in thai sweat shops which are of a much higher quality.
Oct 06, 201901:05:23
Listeners Questions: I Love The Smell of Podcasts In The Morning

Listeners Questions: I Love The Smell of Podcasts In The Morning

It’s your maws favorite time of the month! No, not that you filthy animals it’s Listeners Questions.
We have some of the finest questions from the sickest of minds.
So buckle up and apply some GruLube for what is the moistest podcast on the dark web.
Please note is fully organic and contains 100% free range Russian Lead.
Sep 29, 201954:10
Guys Are Arseholes?

Guys Are Arseholes?

In this weeks episode of #Yourmawsfavouritepodcast we talk about a whole range of subjects .Like what you ask? Well, we focus on those things that think they are the greatest thing to walk the earth .......guys.
So turn your stereo up to 11 for this one as we include another classic hit from the Stupid Stuff We Talk About.
This podcast is about to bail Thomas Cook out of collapsing due to £200 million so if you could send cash to the following address: The Stupid Stuff We Talk About, 100 Notascam Avenue, West Realplace, POBOX 69420
Sep 22, 201901:06:49
Hello Me? Halloumi?

Hello Me? Halloumi?

If you want to know what this weeks episode is about were no telling you coz were no grasses! Snitches get stitches. listen and let us know what you think.
Sep 15, 201956:01
Right to the Hinch End.

Right to the Hinch End.

In this weeks episode we thought we should apologize for our guest Brian's words as they were absolute gibberish and he used a fake Scottish accent.
He denies the charge and a trial in the future awaits him. We also speak about getting sexual education in school to ...well other stuff that we cannse remember.
This show has permission from the queen to suspend parliament.
Dont forget to leave a review and follow us on social media.
Sep 08, 201901:06:09
Sylvester Stallone In Drag?

Sylvester Stallone In Drag?

And we're back! After last weeks drunken antics we're just about recovered!

This week we're discussing fads, cons, scams whatever you want to call them.

From all manner of items infusedwith charcoal to diet teabags.

Dont forget to leave a review we really appreciate it and sign up for our patreon.


This podcast is not affiliated with the Stallone family........we're more of a Wesley Snipes podcast.

Sep 01, 201901:07:12