The Take Five! Podcast

SUPREME COURT RULES ON NCAA, NEW YORK PICKS A MAYOR, AND COFFEE CAN BE HEALTHY. 

ELLIE KEMPER MAYBE RACIST? BIDEN VISITS GROUNDS OF TULSA MASSACRE, AND TWITTER IS TRYING TO FIX YOUR LIES. 

MOLLIE TIBBET'S MURDERER GUILTY, $6 TRILLION BUDGET PROPOSAL, BTS MEAL, BEHIND THE DOOR TREND, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK WITH SPECIAL GUEST ANNIE RINGELESTEIN (@annieringelestein)

TIKTOK PARTY GOES OFF THE RAILS, FLORIDA HIGH SCHOOL BODY SHAMES FEMALE STUDENTS, AND UNITED IS GIVING FREE RIDES FOR A YEAR TO VACCINATED PEOPLE. 

SHREK TURNS 20, TIGER KING CATS CAUGHT, FORD GOING ELECTRIC, GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK WITH SPECIAL GUEST MATT BUHR (@icebuhrg)

ISRAEL-PALESTINE CONFLICT STILL HEATED, CDC MASK RULES ARE WEIRD, UFO'S ARE REAL??

ISRAEL- PALESTINE CONFLICT, CDC RELAXING GUIDELINES, PIPELINE HACKED, CASTAWAYS, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK. W/ SPECIAL GUEST ERIQ VASQUEZ

STAR WARS DAY BABY, BILL AND MALINDA ARE DIVORCING, AND 12-15 YEARS CAN BE VACCINATED.

FLU SEASON ALMOST ZERO, NFL DRAFT, PEOPLE TAKING OUR MONEY, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK WITH SPECIAL GUEST GEORGE ROBERTS-OAKLAND (@organborklandtv)

OSCARS HAPPENED, VACCINATED AMERICANS MIGHT POSSIBLY GET TO LIVE LIFE SORT OF NORMALLY, AND BIDEN RECOGNIZES THE OBVIOUS. 

DEREK CHAUVIN GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES, AIRTAGS BY APPLE, WHITECLAW ~~SURGE~~ RUINING KIDS LIVES STARTING THIS SUMMER, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK. WITH SPECIAL GUEST TEAGEN KEIL (@teagenkiel) (@empireoflight)

VACCINATION STATION BABY, TESLA SELF CRASHING CARS, AND BTS BIGMACS

VIRGINIA COP FIRED FOR RACIALLY PROFILING VETERAN, OFFICER UNDER QUESTION FOR MURDERING 20 YR OLD MAN IN HIS CAR, AND COVID'S SILVER LINING. 

ADULTS ELLIGIBLE FOR VACCINES APRIL 19, GEORGIA VOTING LAWS STINK, AND BHAD BHABIE MAKING BANK ON ONLYFANS.

THE SUEZ CANAL IS CLEARED AFTER ACTIVIA AND RAISIN BRAN, KILLER ON TRIAL, AND LIL NAS X IS BEING SUED BY NIKE FOR BEING FRIENDS WITH SANTA CLAUS. 

[TW: SA AND R@PE]

PIRATES OF THE SUEZ CANAL, 21ST CENTURY JIM CROW, DAVID DOBRIK SCANDAL, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK WITH SPECIAL GUEST MARY DHONDT (@marydhondt)

FIRE IN BANGLADESH REFUGEE CAMP, ANOTHER MASS SHOOTING, AND SHRIMP IN YOUR CEREAL??

WHITE SUPREMACIST MASS SHOOTING, STIMMY CHECKS HITTING, NEW TRAVIS SCOTT DRINK, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK WITH SPECIAL GUEST TREY HILL (@treyhill08)

UNCLE JOE WANTS TO TAX THE RICH, PEOPLE WHO KILLED SOMEONE GET CHARGED FOR MURDER, NCAA BRACKETS ARE OUT. 

STIMMY CHECKS GOING OUT ASAP, PI DAY THIS WEEKEND, AND VISION IS BLACK? WITH SPECIAL GUEST TEAGEN KIEL (@tgn_kl

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY, $1.9T RELIEF BILL PASSED SENATE, YOU CAN HANG OUT NOW IF YOU'RE FULLY VACCINATED

DEMOCRATS KILL $15 MINIMUM WAGE INCREASE, SNEAKER RESELLER IS CAUGHT, LOLA BUNNY REDESIGN, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK WITH GUEST HANNAH YOO. 

GOLDEN GLOBES HAPPENED, STUDENTS ARE ADDICTED TO THEIR PHONES, UNCLE JOE SAID VACCINES FOR EVERYONE BY MAY

$15 MINIMUM WAGE KILLED, J&J VACCINE, POKEMON AND WANDAVISION WITH SPECIAL GUEST RACHEL TORTORA (@thoughts.pod)

500K COVID DEATHS, TEXAS POWER IS EXPENSIVE, MCDONALDS SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH BABY

SORRY THIS EPISODE TOOK A HOT MINUTE TO EDIT BUT ITS OUR VALENTINES EPISODE.

IMPEACHMENT 2: THE JANUARY EXCEPTION, SUPER BOWL WAS BORING BUT WHO CARES, AND ZOOM FAILS SHOW BOOMER FAILS. 

DIRTY 30 WOOO

MYANMAR COUP, COVID RELIEF TALKS, AND NEW MORE ACCESSIBLE NIKE SNEAKERS. 

GAMESTOP STOCK SHORT, APPLE IS MAG-UNSAFE, AND DOUBLE MASK IT OR CASKET WITH SPECIAL GUESTS JOEY SCHNOEBELEN AND DANIEL CHOI

TRUMP IMPEACHMENT TRIAL DATE SET, CPS TEACHERS STRIKE FOR BETTER SAFETY PRECAUTIONS FOR SCHOOLS REOPENING, AND COMPANIES PULL ADS OFF SUPERBOWL

SORE LOSER BUT MAKE IT CORRUPT, BIDEN INAUGURATION THREATS, AND WHAT WE WOULD DO WITH $800M.

DON OFFICIALLY IMPEACHED TWICE, UNCLE BIDEN'S STIMULUS PLAN, DRIVERS LICENSE TAKES OVER THE AIRWAYS, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK. WITH SPECIAL GUEST LAURA PEREZ (@lauraaa_perez)

DON EXPECTED TO BE IMPEACHED A SECOND TIME, BILL DECLINES MEDAL OF FREEDOM, AND JEOPARDY CHAMP HOSTS SHOW. 

TRUMP CALLS GEORGIA GOP LEADERS TO FIX ELECTION FOR HIM, BEAN DAD?, AND GEORGIA SENATE RUNOFF!

OUR REFLECTIONS OF 2020 AND MANIFESTATIONS FOR 2021. A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE WITH PRODUCER OLIVER TALUKDER. 

THE KOBE EPISODE!!!!

STIMULUS CHECKS OUT, WINTER SOLSTICE, NEW COVID STRAIN????

BITCOIN IS BOOMING, THE HUB DELETES VIDEOS, SHREK IS IN THE NATIONAL LIBRARY OF CONGRESS, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK WITH SPECIAL GUEST MAR DHONDT

THE JORDAN EPISODE BABY

BIDEN WINS ELECTORAL COLLEGE, NEW COVID FUND UNVEILED, AND NEW BUZZ LIGHTYEAR MOVIE COMING OUT!

COVID VACCINE GIVEN FDA APPROVAL, AIR PODS MAX, ELECTORAL COLLEGE MEETS MONDAY. ADVENT CALENDARS MIGHT BE GOING CRAZY THIS YEAR AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK. WITH SPECIAL GUEST GEORGE ROBERTs-OAKLAND (@organ_borkland)

LOGAN PAUL VS FLOYD MAYWEATHER, BOB DYLAN SELLS ALL HIS SONGS, AND COVID 20 IS FINALLY HERE WITH BONUS FEATURES!!

MONOLITH EXPLAINED, DEATH OF THE MOVIE THEATER, MCRIB IS BACK BABY, SPOTIFY WRAPPED, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK. WITH SPECIAL GUEST TEAGEN KEIL (@tgn_kl)

BIDEN BREAKS BONES, BLACK FRIDAY STATS, AND VACCINES READY TO GO!

PRESIDENTIAL TRANSITION IS HAPPENING, THANKSGIVING IS AROUND THE CORNER AND SO IS COVID, AND SNAPCHAT COPIES TIKTOK YET AGAIN. 

DIRTY 30 WOOOOOH! SENATE STIMULUS TALKS RESUME, THE 30 ROCK TREE BE LOOKING NASTY, THE POPE LIKED SOME XXX CONTENT, WE TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK W/ SPECIAL GUEST ERIKA GRAY (@erikagrayviola)

MURDER HORNETS ARE BACK BABY, ART RESTORATION FAIL, AND ANOTHER VACCINE IS 90% EFFECTIVE!

MORE LEADERS RECOGNIZE BIDEN AS PRESIDENT ELECT, MASKS PROTECT THE WEARER, MCDONALDS WILL USE BEYOND BEEF, WENDY WILLIAMS, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK WITH GUEST BENNETT SHAPIRO (@bennettshapiro)

BIDEN AND HARRIS MAKE US ELECTION HISTORY, THE FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING GETS A SURPRISE PRESS COVERING, RIP ALEX TREBECK, NEW VACCINE IS 90% EFFECTIVE. 

OUR THOUGHTS ON ELECTION NIGHT WITH SOME SPECIAL STORIES MIXED IN. 

ELECTION IS ALMOST HERE, RATING HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, MCRIB IS BACK, BLUE MOON, AND WHATS MAKING US HAPPY THIS WEEK WITH GUEST GEORGE ROBERT-OAKLAND (@organ_borkland)