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Total Train Wreck Podcast

Total Train Wreck Podcast

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Two best friends taking about everything with life, bringing terrible experiences and turning them into laughs

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#82 (Golf, Farts, Fun Facts)

Total Train Wreck PodcastJun 01, 2021

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#82 (Golf, Farts, Fun Facts)

#82 (Golf, Farts, Fun Facts)

Episode 82 has arrived! This week the boys star off by sending out a salute to the fallen warriors of the US Armed forces as this episode was done on Memorial Day. Good lord those boys can golf. Snyder came up on the weekend and the boys played 36 holes on Saturday. The wind and rain couldn’t hold them back. The boys wonder if they could get the couples rate for a membership at their local course. Zack came up with the idea of trying to make fried ice cream for dessert. In the Walmart parking lot to pick up ingredients Zack made eye contact with a person picking their nose. We all do things like that but which are publicly acceptable? Fun facts this week include polar bear lovers and identical twins! This weeks derailments have Zack backed up in traffic and Carey backed up on the golf course. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck!

Jun 01, 202101:01:54
#81 (Whales, Old Ladys, Moth Balls)

#81 (Whales, Old Ladys, Moth Balls)

Episode 81 has arrived! The boys start off with a stinky one. Not typically the stinky one they talk about but moth balls! Find out what they’re made of and if they’re edible! Is there really enough time to go to the gym during the day? One of the hosts is just too lazy and the other is finding time for it. Sleeping positions...which one is your favorite? Zack and Carey play a round of fun facts! What will you learn today? The fun fact game turns into a lesson about blue whales and elephants. How much does a blue whales’s tongue weigh?  This week’s derailments have Carey stuck in line and Zack waiting on hold. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck!

May 25, 202101:13:21
#80 (Cow Dung Pies, E Games, Questions)

#80 (Cow Dung Pies, E Games, Questions)

Episode 80 has arrived! The boys are back. Consistency is neither our name or game but here we are. Special shout out to the the now wife turning 25 this past week. The boys share their favorite memory of her and tell a few of her stories from the week. Cow dung and urine is being used by a select few in India to ward off covid. Surprise surprise...it doesn’t help. Carey explains to Zack what a city kitty is. Pa was listed in the top ten dirtiest states in front of New York. Carey was baffled by that. Zack and Carey have been on as many vacations together as carey has been on with his now wife. Montana here we come...maybe! The boys talk esports again and whether or not they’ll take over. Some fun questions to round off the night from Zack’s I’ll prepared segment. This weeks derailments have Zack not answering and Carey asking why. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck!

May 18, 202101:09:51
#79 (Covid, Tiny Homes, Cutterman Cuisine)

#79 (Covid, Tiny Homes, Cutterman Cuisine)

Episode 79 has arrived!.After a 3 week hiatus the boys are back! A lot has gone on in the past several weeks. Zack had to deal with quite the mess after his dog was left in the crate too long. The boys boys talk cutterman cuisine and backyard bbq’s. Covid hit the family a couple weeks ago derailing us but thankfully everyone is back on track. When will life return to normal? Supply is low but demand is high with seemingly everything. Now hiring signs are popping up everywhere...are stimulus checks and unemployment to blame? The boys have an idea for a batting cage. Zack suggests Carey builds a tiny home to rent out. This weeks derailments have Zack trying to pull cows out of retirement and carey pulling money from his retirement. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck!

May 04, 202101:01:37
#78 (Catering Holidays, Jurassic Park, Truman Show)

#78 (Catering Holidays, Jurassic Park, Truman Show)

Episode 78 has arrived!. Easter has come and gone! The holidays always go too fast. Zack is tired of cooking on the holidays and just wants to relax. He proposes we all chip in and cater the next holiday. Carey isn’t too keen on that idea. A really smart guy stated that humans could literally build Jurassic park with all the advancements that have been made. Carey and Zack basically give a synopsis of all the movies stating why that would be a horrible idea. Another week and Zack is still begging for an underground bunker now that Russia has developed a weapon capable of creating nuclear tsunamis. Have you ever wondered if you’re living in the Truman show? The boys have and wondered why their writers gave them the script that they gave them. This week’s derailments have Zack full of hot air and Carey letting the cold air in. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck!

Apr 06, 202101:03:35
#77 (Bunkers, Dreams, Drills)

#77 (Bunkers, Dreams, Drills)

Episode 77 has arrived! This week the tables have turned. Zack is the happy one and Carey is a bit cranky. That’s ok though he gets better as they go! Carey’s head is swirling after thinking about all the work that is coming his way. Not to mention his toilet started to leak. Zack went back to school today and did...nothing. Zack gets worried about an impending foreign invader. The boys talk about underground bunkers.....again.  The boys reminisce about the drills they did in school. Uncle Jim’s kubota delivery is stalled due to the Suez canal blockage. The now wife had a couple oopsies already this week. This week’s derailments have Zack paying a fine and carey just wondering why. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Mar 30, 202101:07:37
#76 (NCAA, Summer Fun, Uninentional Harm)

#76 (NCAA, Summer Fun, Uninentional Harm)

Episode 76 has arrived! This week Zack starts a coup to overthrow his co-host. Mr Werner will be making his come back to school. The boys talk about their accidents with their wives. Zack pulled the rug out from under his wife while carey hit the now wife with a tennis ball. March madness has begun and the NCAA is facing backlash. Zack goes on a tirade that leaves the now wife sour. This summer the boys are making a summer bucket list. Golfing, fishing, axe throwing, and whatever else they can fit in. Will life actually allow them to?  This weeks derailments have carey mad at himself and Zack mad at a mystery. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Mar 23, 202101:02:24
#75 (Axe Throwing, Weather, Weird Foods)

#75 (Axe Throwing, Weather, Weird Foods)

Episode 75 has arrived!. The weather gives the boys a tease of summer then drops back down into the miserable freezing temps. Uncle Jim will be making his comeback in a couple weeks. Which state is the turning point where it’s too cold for southerners but warm enough for northerners? The fellas went axe throwing with their wives and a couple of friends. Find out who lost a toe! Carey enjoyed axe throwing so much he went and built his own target at 8 pm on a Sunday night. The boys talk about the trials and lessons learned with their latest CoffeeNKO’s venture. This week’s derailments have Zack talking to a stranger and Carey wanting to talk to the lumber companies. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Mar 16, 202101:00:02
#74 (Games, Steves Itinerary, Broken Chair)

#74 (Games, Steves Itinerary, Broken Chair)

Episode 74 has arrived! Short ride on this episode. The boys started off with Zack worrying about not being able to wake up on time after this weekends ufc card ran late. Lil Snip has him trained to be up early so he can keep her from sticking her fingers in the box fan. The third member of CoffeeNKOs may make an appearance this summer. Where would the boys take him? Zack says no to kayaking but yes to hiking. Video games, video games, video games, the boys got a couple of new games to play that they’re excited about. Zack makes the transition to survival games and Carey started ranching. This week’s derailments have Zack mad at his chair and has Carey mad at Giant. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Mar 09, 202139:18
#73 (Fancy PJ's, Virtual Woodshop, Car Karaoke)

#73 (Fancy PJ's, Virtual Woodshop, Car Karaoke)

Episode 73 has arrived! The boys are back after a two week hiatus! Looks like the snow is done for this winter so the boys are back at it. Zack took a trip to King of Prussia to buy fancy pajamas with his wife. Carey talks about songs he and the now wife jam out to on road trips. Zack’s car had a run in with a deer...well kind of. Is 40° to early to start wearing T-shirts and shorts outside? Kids nowadays have virtual wood class. How does that even work? Zack and carey talk about projects they had to do in middle school. This week’s derailments have Zack fighting the internet and carey fighting waste management. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Mar 02, 202101:06:33
#72 (Let it Snow, and More Snow)

#72 (Let it Snow, and More Snow)

Episode 72 has arrived! Winter, winter, and more winter. The boys missed last week due to a heavy snowstorm in their area. Zack and carey faced their own trials and tribulations dealing with a dump of 30+” snow. Big surprise Carey’s plow quit on him. Zack had to shovel his driveway. Did he manage to finish all of it? Did Carey get stuck in Zacks driveway again?(the answer is yes). Covid strikes close to home but luckily not too badly. This weeks derailments have both the boys shaking their heads while in their car. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Feb 09, 202101:06:34
#71 (Cat Litter, Video Games, School)

#71 (Cat Litter, Video Games, School)

Episode 71 has arrived! Boy oh boy do the boys start off with a good one. Zack shares what Lil’ Snip got into before he left for the studio. Lil snip also knows how to push Zack to the edge. Carey wants to to know why the guys suck at video games. The boys reminisce about the good ol’ cod4 days. Carey can’t figure out why he keeps dying in Tarkov. The boys discuss whether or not gym class should be split. Zack sheds some light on why some kids may not want to participate in gym class. The Now Wife wants the boys to compete in a savage race. This week’s derailments have Zack shaking his finger and carey jumping out of his seat. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Jan 26, 202101:09:50
#70 (Paisley Shots, Monday Show, Pawn Shops)

#70 (Paisley Shots, Monday Show, Pawn Shops)

Episode 70 has arrived! The boys start off with a quick did you know! Tortoise shells are used for making guitars which are illegal! Also, bald eagle fathers are illegal to possess as well. Zack has an interesting miscue at Lil’ Snip’s dr’s appointment. Carey reveals he was just like Zack’s daughter as a child. The boys talk over names for Carey’s future children. Carey was quite disappointed in the bbq chicken pizza on fight days. This week’s derailment has both Zack and Carey scrambling for a better picture. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Jan 19, 202157:05
#69 (Politics on Social Media, Toothpick, Now Wife)

#69 (Politics on Social Media, Toothpick, Now Wife)

Episode 69 has arrived! The conductor and the ticket puncher are back in action! Carey starts it off with a troubling even that occurred at dinner. There’s a chance he may have swallowed a toothpick...tune in next week to find out! Carey shared the now wife’s blunders of the week. A terrible attempt at a Russian accent, confusion about rice, and creeped out by a tattoo. The now wife finishes it off by calling doggy coins daddy coins. Zack talks about his Bitcoin investment. The boys discuss the capitol building incident. How has social media crossed into what it has today? This week’s derailment have Zack going postal and Carey utterly baffled. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Jan 09, 202101:05:38
#68 (New Years, Resolutions, Dogs Poop)

#68 (New Years, Resolutions, Dogs Poop)

Episode 68 has arrived! The new year is here and we’re ready to rock! Ok maybe not so much but the show is back on track. The boys start off talking about weird foods/combinations they eat that might be considered a little unique. Pickles...pretzels with ketchup...fried noodles. Zack’s new puppy runs into the runs for the week. Uncle carey gets Rex wound up tighter than a brand new spring. Shower in the morning or at night? Zack’s wife has too many clothes. Find out what he did to them all. The boys talk about their New Years resolutions. This week’s derailments have Zack being disconnected and Carey acting as quality control. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Jan 02, 202101:07:48
#67 (Winter Disaster, Chicken Nugget Cookie Tin)

#67 (Winter Disaster, Chicken Nugget Cookie Tin)

Episode 67 has arrived! Zany Zack and Defeated Daniel are this week’s hosts. Well, they’re still the same old hosts but one had a horrible no good very bad day after this week’s snowstorm. First off the boys discuss hibernation and how great of a winter that would be. Next the boys get into Carey’s bad day. It all started with a broken boot lace and ended with a truck stuck on a slope. Carey talks about the Now Wife and her hijinks. Chicken nuggets and cookie tins, and a dog poop lined road. Zack’s derailment has him putting a lid on his daughter and Carey’s has him putting a stop sign on the road. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Dec 19, 202001:02:11
#66 (Cup & Cough, Puppies, Stunts)

#66 (Cup & Cough, Puppies, Stunts)

Episode 66 has arrived! This week the boys play operation! We’ll sort of...Zack reveals he was scared of operation as a kid. Carey gives a recount of his trip to the doctor. How bad was he overweight? Was his eyesight good? Did they still do the ol’ cup and cough? After the doctors Zack reveals a new member of his family! Blacky and fluffy he got a puppy! Rex is cute but stubborn when it comes to walks. Lil snip decides to be a stunt woman this week. Zack wants to make saturday morning golf rounds a summer staple. The boys talk about all their big spills as kids. This weeks derailments have Zack pressing the gas pedal and Carey slamming the brakes on All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Dec 12, 202001:05:34
#65 (Michelin Restraunts and Homerun Food)

#65 (Michelin Restraunts and Homerun Food)

Episode 65 has arrived! Special episode for the boys this week. On a road trip to their buddy’s house the boys recorded outside of the studio. This week’s episode not so surprisingly was all about food. The boys talk about their favorite meals. Zack reveals he’s never had a “home run” of a meal, deeply offending Carey’s now wife. Their buddy Snyder joins in on the fun. Snyder relived his pigeon dish he ate in China.The boys discuss Michelin star restaurants. How much do you think it costs per person to eat at one of those? Tomorrow the boys head to top golf which should make for some interesting videos. This week’s derailments have Zack getting soaked and Carey having to backpedal. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Dec 05, 202001:07:14
#64 (Alcohol, Post Thanksgiving, Doctors)

#64 (Alcohol, Post Thanksgiving, Doctors)

Episode 64 has arrived! Oddly enough, something the boys don’t dabble with too often, they talk about alcohol. Captain and coke, Vodka, and beer. The boys had Friendsgiving on thanksgiving eve and then carey went back to Zack’s for thanksgiving! Friendsgiving started off with some terrible Chinese food but ended with good fun. Who was the winner of this years Most Valuable Eater? One of the boys baked cookies and “chubby hubby” bars which both of the boys took offense too. The now wife is making carey go to the doctor. How old must you be for a colonoscopy?! This weeks derailments have Zack with road rage and carey with checkout rage. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Nov 28, 202001:05:43
#63 (Lotioned Feet, Documentaries, Nails)

#63 (Lotioned Feet, Documentaries, Nails)

Episode 63 has arrived! The boys start off talking about their week. Carey started his week off right by getting a splinter under his finger. Zack discusses his love for biographies and documentaries. Zack got lucky and Lil Snip relaxed in her crib this morning. The boys talk about whether or not it’s ok to option. The answer is yes, however, it is not acceptable to lotion your feet. What in the world is Vaseline used for? Someone on the crew has long nails. This week’s derailments have Zack breaking the doors down and Carey breaking down. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Nov 21, 202001:10:11
#62 (Bromance, Zack gets his couch, Friendsgiving)

#62 (Bromance, Zack gets his couch, Friendsgiving)

Episode 62 has arrived! The boys start off on a covid rant. Zack and Carey then jump right into a playful topic! Puppies! Zack and his family went to pick out their future dog and carey went with them! The boys talk about their 10+ yr friendship and all the stupid things they would’ve done as kids if they had been friends. Carey goes over his criteria for picking out a puppy. Zack finally gets his couch buts it takes up a tad too much space. Carey finally gets health insurance like a big boy. Zack wants to go on a fancy dinner date. This weeks derailments have carey looking for a way out and Zack looking for a way in. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Nov 14, 202001:21:22
#61 (Election, Styles, Kids)

#61 (Election, Styles, Kids)

Episode 61 has arrived! Filled to the brim with content this week, they boys start off talking about Zack’s brimless hat once again. Throw back to the MySpace days. Who was in your top 8? Zack is sick of seeing political posts. Will there ever be a president good enough? Carey had a few gagtastic stories to tell. Old shredded turkey made for an interesting start to the morning. Carey talks about how he’s too selfish to have kids. Zack pines for the days where he could just come home and play video games. This week’s derailments have Zack fed up with furniture deliveries and Carey very very TIRED. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Nov 07, 202001:14:11
#60 (Thanksgiving, Careys Bug, Joint Life)

#60 (Thanksgiving, Careys Bug, Joint Life)

Episode 60 has arrived! Zack had a great week and Carey’s was fine up until Friday morning! Some bad food set him back in the morning but he rallied through the day and was able to make it to the show. Fun fact...pesto bismol makes your stool gray due to charcoal. Zack finally gets good news on his couch after waiting for several months! Lil Snip took her first steps! The boys hash out what their favorite dish on thanksgiving is. The boys talk about Friendsgiving and thanksgiving. This weeks derailments have Carey rolling his eyes and Zack plotting the cats departure from his house. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Oct 31, 202001:03:18
#59 (Mini-Splits, Childhood IQ, Dogs)

#59 (Mini-Splits, Childhood IQ, Dogs)

Episode 59 has arrived! Zack starts off early by screwing up three takes of the intro leading to Carey being flufflemouthed and stuttering through his own intro. Getting into it right off the bat Zack airs his frustrations about not only his couch but also the fact that Carey hasn’t gotten his mini splits finished yet. Zack did a big boy thing and blew his own leaves. Carey suggested he do it when the neighbors are away. The boys relived their high school days and how they never studied. Zack is getting a new dog and plans on bringing it to Carey’s every Friday night. How will the Now Wife cope with that? This weeks derailments have Zack looking for the exit and carey waiting to exit. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Oct 24, 202001:13:58
Coffee N KO's #20 (Kevin "Crash" Croom Interview)

Coffee N KO's #20 (Kevin "Crash" Croom Interview)

The guys interview UFC Lightweight Fighter and Long-time Veteran Kevin “Crash”

Kevin “Crash” shares what it’s like to go from $60 in your bank account to $50,000 after an outstanding and impressive UFC debut !

Kevin gives us his background in fighting, how 30+ pro MMA fights eventually lead to the UFC but also explains the ups and downs he faced throughout.

Also interesting, Kevin shares his fight with Justin Gaethje that took place back in 2011 👀 He also shares his love for “cartoons and ninja shit” as seen in his Instagram profile 😂

The guys ask their significant strikes questions, Kevin answers rapid fire and we give him the floor at the end to plug away!

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Oct 21, 202042:57
#58 (Animals, Heating Up, Weekend Activities)

#58 (Animals, Heating Up, Weekend Activities)

Episode 58 has arrived! Carey and Zack are back at it again. Zack barely got any sleep this week due to his frisky cat (soundbyte included). Zack just may start his own zoo with dinosaurs and alligators. Zack showed up to work a mans job and it actually turned out smooth. Carey and the now wife plan on doing the corn maze over the weekend. Zack says he can’t leave there defeated and Carey hits him with a dad joke. Come spring time look forward to the March madness of chips. Zack wasted his derailmentsarlh on but Carey’s derailment has him owing money to the govt. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Oct 17, 202001:04:53
Coffee N KO's #18 (Joe Solecki Interview)

Coffee N KO's #18 (Joe Solecki Interview)

The guys interview UFC Lightweight Fighter Joe Solecki!

Joe currently doesn’t have a UFC nickname so the guys generously give him some ideas! Joe also shares his life balancing fatherhood while training for the UFC. He opens up about starting his MMA career as a 6 year old, how a hobby grew into much more and how eventually it lead to the DWCS and now the UFC.

The guys ask their significant strikes questions, Joe answers rapid fire and we give him the floor at the end to plug away!

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Oct 14, 202047:59
#57 (Politics, Sports, Disney)

#57 (Politics, Sports, Disney)

Episode 57 has arrived! Harry and Marv host this week, just kidding! But seriously, Zack looks like Marv with his brimless hat on. The boys start off with what seems to be the topic of news every day...politics. The boys give their opinions  on the two lovely candidates for presidency. Moving along, do athletes get paid too much? One host says yes one host says no. Carey has to bury a tenants dead cat and accidentally digs something else up. Do you have a more emotional connection with dogs or cats? Disney songs and sing alongs! This weeks derailments have Zack blowing smoke out of his ears and Carey giving money to those who fight smoke. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Oct 10, 202001:20:51
Coffee N KO's #16 ("SLO" Mike Rodriguez Interview)

Coffee N KO's #16 ("SLO" Mike Rodriguez Interview)

The guys interview UFC Light Heavyweight Fighter "Slo" Mike Rodriguez!

"Slo" Mike talks about his interesting lifestyle as a Pro MMA Fighter, Father & Avid Twitch Streamer...he also shares his backstory and how he connected with Lauzon MMA, learned from the best and slowly moved his way up to the DWCS & now UFC.

The guys present their Significant Strikes questions, get in-depth about his gaming interests & much much more!

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Oct 07, 202043:40
Coffee N KO's #15 (UFC 253 Recap/Holm Vs Aldana Preview)

Coffee N KO's #15 (UFC 253 Recap/Holm Vs Aldana Preview)

Episode 15

Zack, Steve & Carey review UFC 253, Preview and Make picks for Holm vs Aldana, Chat UFC News & Headlines & More!

Current Scores:

Steve: 51

Zack: 40

Carey: 18

Holm vs Aldana:

Steve - Todorovic (TKO), Else (TKO), Pena (Decision), de Castro (TKO), Holm (Dec)

Zack - Todorovic (Dec), Phillips (TKO), de Randamie (TKO), Felipe (TKO), Aldana (Dec)

Carey - Todorovic (TKO), Phillips (TKO), de Randamie (Dec), Felipe (TKO), Holm (TKO)

Oct 03, 202001:12:17
#56 (Reminiscing, Cell Phones, Funny Hats)

#56 (Reminiscing, Cell Phones, Funny Hats)

Episode 55 has arrived! The boys get right on into it this week. The now Wife is sure to get into her hs and college athletic hall of fames as Carey’s calls her the GOAT. Zack puts his bid in as to why he should make his high school’s athletic hall of fame. Carey recalls his time as a gymnast and what competition was his favorite. The boys somehow make their way into cell phones of old and new. Carey’s dad can’t text and Zack’s dad keeps his font all the way up. Zack bought a new brimless hat and boy is it something! This week’s derailments have Zack still waiting for a couch and Carey being in a smooth yet sticky situation. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Oct 03, 202001:06:13
Coffee N KO's #14 (Scott "Hot Sauce" Holtzman Interview)

Coffee N KO's #14 (Scott "Hot Sauce" Holtzman Interview)

The guys interview UFC Lightweight Fighter Scott “Hot Sauce” Holtzman!

“Hot Sauce” shares his experience as a duel sport athlete in college, his transition into MMA and how he earned his nickname as the Hot Sauce guy!

He also recaps his last fight against Beneil Dariush, his XFC days and shares some interesting and hilarious stories...

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Sep 30, 202044:42
Coffee N KO's #13 (UFC 253 Preview Ft. Lewis Norton of NortonMMA)

Coffee N KO's #13 (UFC 253 Preview Ft. Lewis Norton of NortonMMA)

Episode 13

Zack, Steve, Carey & Guest Host Norton MMA review Covington v Woodley, Preview and Make picks for UFC 253, Chat UFC News & Headlines!

Current Scores:

Steve: 44

Zack: 35

Carey: 12

UFC 253:

Steve - Hakeem (Dec), Vieira (Dec), France (Decision), Blachowicz (Dec), Adesanya (TKO)

Zack - Hakeem (TKO), Eubanks (Dec), Royval (Sub), Blachowicz (Sub), Adesanya (Dec)

Carey - Hakeem (TKO), Vieira (Sub), Royval (Sub), Reyes (TKO), Adesanya (TKO)

Sep 26, 202001:27:10
#55 (S**t, S**t, and more S**t)

#55 (S**t, S**t, and more S**t)

Episode 55 has arrived! Oh boy oh boy what a wonderful week! Or at least the start of it was! The boys kinda sorta somewhat rate their weeks moving straight into Zack’s apology to the Now Wife after he retells how he scratched her brand new pot last Friday. The Now Wife refuses to pay this months portion of YouTubetv to Zack. Moving onto the story of this week. This episode is a retelling of Carey’s last 3 days and the plumbing he’s had to deal with. Hint hint....it was all sewage. Carey gives a retelling from beginning to end about the clogged pipe he battled on Thursday, and Friday. Trust us, it’s not a story you want to miss! Zack gives his derailment this week dealing with his son’s cat giving him a little too much affection. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Sep 26, 202001:09:11
Coffee N KO's #12 (Hill Vs Waterson Review/Woodley Vs Covington Preview)

Coffee N KO's #12 (Hill Vs Waterson Review/Woodley Vs Covington Preview)

Episode 12

Carey is back with the boys this week! The guys talk about the bad M-Rod stoppage while reviewing Hill Vs Waterson. McGregor is back in the news, while Michael Chandler is possibly jumping ship. The guys make their picks for Woodley Vs Covington! 

Current Scores:

Steve: 38

Zack: 27

Carey: 10

Woodley Vs Covington Picks:

Steve - Holland (TKO), Dern (Sub), Walker (TKO), Meerschaert (Dec), Price (TKO), Covington (Dec)

Zack - Holland (Dec), Dern (Sub), Spann (Sub), Chimaev (TKO), Cowboy (Dec), Covington (TKO) 

Carey - Holland (KO), Markos (TKO), Spann (Sub/SC Pick Steve), Meerschaert (Sub/SC Pick Zack), Cowboy (TKO), Covington (Dec)

Main Card:

6 - Kevin Holland V. Darren Stewart

5 -Mackenzie Dern V. Randa Markos

4 - Johnny Walker V. Ryan Spann

3 - Khamzat Chimaev V. Gerald Meerschaert

2 - Donald Cerrone V. Niko Price

1 - Tyron Woodley V. Colby Covington

Sep 19, 202059:28
#54 (Donuts, Chips and Salad Essentials)

#54 (Donuts, Chips and Salad Essentials)

Episode 54 has arrived! This week was better for the boys. Carey’s first week back to work wasn’t too shabby and Zack’s daughter turned 1! Lil Snip seemed to have calmed down after turning the big Oh one. Zack wants Carey to have his own show once he has kids. Carey saw a couple perplexing posts on Facebook. Zack is tasked with bringing chips to his grandpas birthday leading the boys to rank their favorite chips for bbqs. Zack is back on his salad kick and needs to know what makes up the best salad. This weeks derailments have both the fellas ready to go back to the Stone Age. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Sep 19, 202001:12:22
Coffee N KO's #11 (Overeem Vs Sakai Review, Waterson Vs Hill Preview)

Coffee N KO's #11 (Overeem Vs Sakai Review, Waterson Vs Hill Preview)

Episode 11

With Carey out again this week, Zack and Steve review Sakai v Overeem, Preview and Make picks for Waterson v Hill, Chat UFC News & Answer Twitter Fan Questions!

Current Scores:

Steve: 33

Zack: 26

Carey: 10

Waterson v Hill Picks:

Steve - Quarantillo (Sub), M Rod (TKO), Lee (Decision), Azaitar (TKO), Waterson (Decision)

Zack - Quarantillo (Decision), M Rod (TKO), Lee (Decision), Worthy (TKO), Hill (Decision)

Carey - N/A

Main Card:

5 - Billy Quarantillo v Kyle Nelson

4 - Ed Herman v Mike Rodriguez

3 - Roxanne Modafferi v Andrea Lee

2 - Ottoman Azaitar v Khama Worthy

1 - Michelle Waterson v Angela Hill

Sep 12, 202001:06:43
#53 (After Wedding/Honeymoon Show Ft. Now Wife)

#53 (After Wedding/Honeymoon Show Ft. Now Wife)

Episode 53 has arrived! Carey is back from his honeymoon and glad to be back in the studio! After two weeks off the boys are back at it with a special guest...the NOW Wife! Carey and the Now Wife talk about their wedding and how much fun they had. From the nerves, to the laughs, and to the drunken Zack, everything went off without a hitch. Speaking of a hitch the plane ride to Montana was a real son of a b!+@h! Just kidding, that’s our new censor button! Zack takes a quiz about Montana and Yellowstone...it didn’t end well for him. Carey has a rough ride right before the horseback ride. Carey and the Now Wife get stuck in the dark in Yellowstone. Zack takes a trip to a dinosaur park and finds a dinosaur sized load in the portapot. This week’s derailments have the Now Wife hearing too much of Karen, Carey not heating enough of his phone calls, and Zack writing to Retro. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Sep 12, 202001:35:47
Coffee N KO's #10 (Smith Vs. Rakic Review/Overeem Vs Sakai Preview)

Coffee N KO's #10 (Smith Vs. Rakic Review/Overeem Vs Sakai Preview)

Episode 10

With Carey out this week, Zack and Steve review Smith v Rakic, Preview and Make picks for Sakai v Overeem, Chat UFC News & Answer Twitter Fan Questions!

Current Scores:

Steve: 29

Zack: 24

Carey: 7

Sakai v Overeem Picks:

Steve - Turner (TKO), Kelleher (Sub), Pereira (Decision), Menifield (TKO), Overeem (Decision)

Zack - Turner (TKO), Kelleher (Decision), Imadaev (Decision), OSP (Sub), Sakai (TKO)

Carey - N/A

Main Card:

5 - Thiago Moises v Jalin Turner

4 - Brian Kelleher v Kevin Natividad

3 - Michel Pereira v Zelim Imadaev

2 - OSP v Alonzo Menifield

1 - Augusto Sakai v Alistair Overeem

Sep 05, 202001:41:39
Coffee N KO's #9 ("Slippery Pete" Peter Barrett)

Coffee N KO's #9 ("Slippery Pete" Peter Barrett)

The guys interview DWCS Star & UFC Featherweight Peter Barrett!

“Slippery Pete” shares his experience training amidst COVID-19, Opens up about his DWCS Victory, Breaks Down his UFC Debut against Youseff Zalal & Talks His Future, Past Business Experience & Much More!

Listen now 👍🏼👍🏼

Aug 24, 202057:37
Coffee N KO's #8 (UFC 252 Review/Muhnoz Vs. Edgar Predicitions)

Coffee N KO's #8 (UFC 252 Review/Muhnoz Vs. Edgar Predicitions)

The boys review UFC 252, Preview and Make picks for Munhoz v Edgar, Chat UFC News & Answer Twitter Fan Questions!

Current Scores:

Steve: 16

Zack: 16

Carey: 7

Munhoz v Edgar Picks:

Steve - D Rod (Decision), Agapova (Sub), M Rod (TKO), OSP (Sub), Munhoz (TKO), Solecki (Submission)

Zack - D Rod (TKO), Agapova (Sub), M Rod (TKO), OSP (Sub), Munhoz (Decision), Hubbard (Decision)

Carey - Grant (Decision), Agapova (TKO), M Rod (TKO), Menifield (TKO), Edgar (TKO), Hubbard (Rear Naked Choke 2:33 minutes in Rd 1)

Main Card:

5 - Daniel Rodriguez v Dwight Grant

4 - Mariya Agapova v Shana Dobson

3 - Marcin Prachnio v Mike Rodriguez

2 - OSP v Alonzo Menifield

1 - Pedro Munhoz v Frankie Edgar (Double Scary Carey Pick)

Aug 22, 202001:02:09
#52 (Carey Wedding Podcast)

#52 (Carey Wedding Podcast)

Episode 52 has arrived! Much better week for the boys. Carey has a significantly better week at work. Zack is slowly moving along with the house. This week is dedicated to a pre wedding interview. The boys talk nervousness. What needs to be done before the wedding? Carey stresses about getting work done before the big day. Zack is excited to give his best man speech. This weeks derailments have Zack seeing red lights in his living room and Carey searching for batteries. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Aug 22, 202001:06:27
Coffee N KO's #7 (Lewis/Oleinik Review, DC Vs Stipe III Preview)

Coffee N KO's #7 (Lewis/Oleinik Review, DC Vs Stipe III Preview)

The boys review Lewis vs Oleinik while also previewing and making picks for UFC 252 (DC vs Stipe III)

Current Scores: 

Steve: 13

Zack: 11

Carey: 6


UFC 252 Picks!

Ankalaev Vs Cutelaba

Zack (Ankalaev/Decision), Steve (Cutelaba/TKO), Carey (Cutelaba) 

Dodson Vs. Dualishvili

Zack (Dualishvili/Decision), Steve (Dualishvili/Decision), Carey (Dualishvili/Submission)

Dos Santos Vs Rozenstruik

Zack (Rozenstruik/TKO), Steve (JDS/TKO), Carey (JDS/Decision) Scary Carey Pick for Zack!!

O' Malley Vs Vera

Zack (O' Malley/TKO), Steve (Vera/Decision), Carey (O' Malley/KO) Scary Carey Pick for Steve!!

Miocic Vs DC III

Zack (Miocic/KO), Steve (DC/Decision), Carey (DC/KO)


Aug 15, 202050:02
#51 (Zacks House, Bachelor Weekend, Golf)

#51 (Zacks House, Bachelor Weekend, Golf)

Episode 51 has arrived! Zack finally closed on his house! But boy does that mean the projects are adding up. Zack feels as though it’ll take forever to get in the house and Carey facepalms over how the previous contractors left the house. Last weekend was Carey’s bachelor party blowout weekend! From going to the Giant gas station, to putting together a grill, to witnessing Zack lose at golf. This week’s derailments have Carey breaking tile and Zack being frustrated with the state of his new house. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Aug 15, 202001:15:28
Coffee N KO's #6 (Jay "The Savage" Perrin Interview)

Coffee N KO's #6 (Jay "The Savage" Perrin Interview)

Episode 6

Episode 6 Out Now! The guys interview @Killing_Joke45 who is the current 135 lb Cage Titans Champ. You may also have seen him on Bellator or the Dana White Contender Series. The guys talk about his training in Las Vegas, his career path, his DWCS controversial fight, his thoughts on UFC/MMA judging...and we even Nerd Out about Star Wars, Batman & More! Link in Bio💪💪

Aug 11, 202053:14
Coffee N KO's #5 (Shabazyan/Brunson Review/Lewis Vs Oleinik Preview)

Coffee N KO's #5 (Shabazyan/Brunson Review/Lewis Vs Oleinik Preview)

The guys review the Brunson/Shabazyan fight card. The guys then discuss Tim Elliot Suspension, Ray Borg and Corey Andersons release, and Kevin Lees most recent set back. This episode then finishes with the guys making their picks for the Lewis Vs Oleinik Card. We then introduce the Scary Carey Segment picks!

Current Pick Scores:

Steve: 9

Zack: 7

Carey: 6

Holzman Vs. Dariush 

Zack (Holtzman/TKO), Steve (Dariush/TKO), Carey (Holtzman/KO) SCARY CAREY PICK (STEVE)

Kunitskaya Vs. Stoliarenko 

Zack (Kunitskaya/Decision), Steve (Stoliarenko/Sub), Carey (Stoliarenko/Sub)

Pitolo Vs. Stewart

Zack (Pitolo/Decision), Steve (Pitolo/Decision), Carey (Pitolo/TKO)

Akhmedov Vs. Weidman

Zack (Akhmedov/TKO), Steve (Weidman/Decision), Carey (Akhmedov/KO)

Lewis Vs. Oleinik 

Zack (Lewis/KO), Steve (Oleinik/Sub), Carey (Oleinik/Submission) SCARY CAREY PICK (ZACK)


Aug 08, 202058:32
#50 (Big 5.0., Reminiscing, Ball Hairs)

#50 (Big 5.0., Reminiscing, Ball Hairs)

Episode 50 has arrived! The weeks just keep beating the boys down although Zack managed to keep his week above water. Speaking of water the local area had a major rainfall this week which led to an issue for one of the guys. Since this episode marks the 50th for TTW the boys reminisce about their time so far. From their humble beginning to their small in home studio now. Coach Werner shares secrets of the black market little league bat scene and what 10 year olds really talk about on the bench. This week’s derailments have Zack tired of the home buying process and Carey tired of the construction materials buying process. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Aug 08, 202001:17:22
Coffee N KO's #4 (Rob Font Interview)

Coffee N KO's #4 (Rob Font Interview)

Come join the guys as they interview top UFC bantamweight and New England Cartel member Rob Font!

Aug 07, 202032:07
Coffee N KO's #3 (Whitaker Vs Till Takeaways/Brunson Vs Shahbazyan Preview)

Coffee N KO's #3 (Whitaker Vs Till Takeaways/Brunson Vs Shahbazyan Preview)

The fellas review Whitaker Vs Till and give their biggest takeaways. They then preview, and make their picks for Brunson Vs Shahbazyan. Steve is currently in the lead on picks! This weeks picks are...


(Zack-Giles KO) (Steve- Holland submission)

(Carey-Giles- Decision)

(Zack-Meerschaert submission) (Steve-meershaert decision)

(Carey- meerschaert submission)

(Zack-Green KO) (Steve-Vannata decision)

(Carey-Green TKO)

(Zack-Luque TKO) (Steve- Luque TKO)

(Carey-Draw)

Zack-Calderwood Decision) (Steve-Calderwood decision)

(Carey-Calderwood submission)

(Zack-Shabahzyan submission) (Steve- shabahzyan TKO)

(Carey- Brunson KO)

Aug 01, 202052:28
#49 (Zack Moving in with parents, Sewage Back-up, Low Patience)

#49 (Zack Moving in with parents, Sewage Back-up, Low Patience)

Episode 49 has arrived! Another week has come and gone and wouldn’t you know it was an absolute train wreck for one member of the crew! We common sense, common decency, and patience have all but completely left the earth. Somebody got treated to a solid gyro. Zack moves back into his parents basement after being on his own for 5 years. Zack hurts his brother playing catch. Hudson has a meltdown at therapy. One of Zack college friends had a sewage backup. This weeks derailments have Carey breaking things and losing his mind while Zack’s has him mad at Walmart once again. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast!

Aug 01, 202001:10:27