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The Unprofessionals Podcast

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Unremarkable opinions on sport, fitness, entertainment, tech, and life since 2015.
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Previewing the debut of the Call of Duty League

The Unprofessionals PodcastJan 24, 2020

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Penalty Kicks for the Working Class, should we have tiebreakers in life? Plus Christmas movie desert island, Creatine Corner, and Christmas party etiquette

Penalty Kicks for the Working Class, should we have tiebreakers in life? Plus Christmas movie desert island, Creatine Corner, and Christmas party etiquette

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, Nathan and I discuss the World Cup ahead of the finale this weekend. What's worked and hasn't worked from the winter World Cup? We also pick our three Christmas movies we'd take to a desert island.

Then the main topic, should we have tiebreakers in life? In futbol, penalty kicks sometimes decide the most intense matches and tournaments in the world. Should we have something similar in life? Perhaps a foot race with the disagreeable boss or a  trash can paper shootout for the last ham at the grocery store.

Plus creatine corner and Christmas party etiquette.

Dec 16, 202201:12:07
College Football Playoff Confusion, Russell Wilson's Birthday Party, World Cup Madness, and Creatine Corner

College Football Playoff Confusion, Russell Wilson's Birthday Party, World Cup Madness, and Creatine Corner

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, Nathan and I catch up after a few weeks off. I give Nathan his Christmas Gift to start things off then we give Andor a deserving sendoff after a thrilling finale. We discuss the  World Cup and what's happened so far before previewing the quarterfinal matchups. Then we look at the College Football Playoff and discuss The  Game. Finally, Creatine Corner and Fashion Advice Christmas Party edition.

Dec 08, 202201:07:35
Thanksgiving Food CFB Committee Rankings, Andor, the Adam Sandler Standup Trip, World Cup Ethics & Flood Advice

Thanksgiving Food CFB Committee Rankings, Andor, the Adam Sandler Standup Trip, World Cup Ethics & Flood Advice

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, Nathan and I chat about the penultimate episode of Andor. We recap our weekend trip to the Adam  Sandler standup experience. Then we dive into the World Cup and the circumstances surrounding it that make experiencing it so conflicting.  We also wonder what movie memorabilia we would choose if given an unlimited budget.

Then we dive into the feast of all topics. The Thanksgiving Food Rankings, with a twist. We're our own two man CFB Playoff Committee and we're putting the top twelve Thanksgiving foods up against each other to find the champion.

00:00:00 Opening Topics

00:36:00 Thanksgiving Food Rankings

01:21:00 Creatine Corner and Flood Advice

Nov 18, 202201:31:08
The Kyrie Quest for Normies, Andor’s Place in Star War’s Rankings, Plus Creatine Corner and Fashion Advice

The Kyrie Quest for Normies, Andor’s Place in Star War’s Rankings, Plus Creatine Corner and Fashion Advice

This  time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, Nathan and I chat about a wild  weekend in college football. Georgia took Tennessee to town, Clemson is  fraudulent as we thought, and Alabama goes down yet again. We discuss an  incredible episode of Andor that featured the two best speeches in Star  Wars history.

Then  we move on to the main topic, Kyrie Irving was reportedly given a  checklist for things to complete before he could come back after his  insane few weeks of activity. What other checklists or quests should  people or entities have to complete?


00:00:00 Opening Topics

00:45:40 The Kyrie Quest for Normies

01:18:00 Creatine Corner

Nov 12, 202201:27:17
The Status Symbol Subscription Service, Crazy Kyrie, Andor's Intensity, Creatine Corner and Fashion Advice

The Status Symbol Subscription Service, Crazy Kyrie, Andor's Intensity, Creatine Corner and Fashion Advice

This  time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, Nathan and I chat about another   week of excellent Andor content.We dive into the crazy Nets situation and what Kyrie Irving's remarks have meant.

Then  the main topic, the Status Symbol Subscription Service. Elon Musk is  considering a subscription service on Twitter that includes a “verified”  badge. The blue checkmark has always been an intangible signal of  status on Twitter, but now you can own one for $8, per month. What are  some other status symbols you’d be happy to own for a monthly fee?

00:00:00 Opening Topics

00:35:00 The Status Symbol Subscription Service

01:00:00 Creatine Corner

Nov 04, 202201:06:09
The Holiday Season Trade Deadline, Thanksgiving Parade for Christmas Gift Exchange, Who Says No? Plus Creatine Corner and Fashion Advice

The Holiday Season Trade Deadline, Thanksgiving Parade for Christmas Gift Exchange, Who Says No? Plus Creatine Corner and Fashion Advice

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, Nathan and I chat about another week of excellent Andor content. We also sneak in some NBA, NFL, and CFB chats. Then I admit my affection for women-centric novels from Colleen Hoover and Taylor Jenkins Reid.

Then the main topic, is what it would look like to have a holiday season trade deadline. Halloween candy for Christmas presents? Mom's cooking for David Chang? Halloween gets a half day off and Christmas Eve gets costume parties? Let's chat about it all.

00:00:00 Opening Topics

00:27:26 Holiday Season Trade Deadline

01:01:35 Creatine Corner

Oct 28, 202201:14:50
Baseball’s Goofy Playoffs, People, TV, or Things that should tank, and Creatine Corner

Baseball’s Goofy Playoffs, People, TV, or Things that should tank, and Creatine Corner

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, Nathan and I hangout with the baseball playoffs and whine about them for a bit. Then we chat about Andor, and briefly touch on the NBA and College Football before diving into the main topic. 

What would happen to people, TV or Movie Franchises, or other things if they decided to tank? For example, if Elon Musk, Professional Bowling, Captain D's, NCIS, Spy Kids, or plenty of other examples tanked, and rebooted, what would it look like? That's what we talk about And of course, finish up with Creatine Corner. 

00:00:00 Opening Topics

 00:34:00 IP Tanking 

01:07:00 Creatine Corner

Oct 21, 202201:22:48
Rewriting Historical Situations With a Punch, Creatine Corner and the Incredible CFB Slate

Rewriting Historical Situations With a Punch, Creatine Corner and the Incredible CFB Slate

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, Nathan and I chat through a myriad of topics as always. We begin with short recaps on all the things we love, from professional triathlon to college football and Kylian Mbappe.

Then,  the entree of the podcast around 28:00, the Draymond Green punching Jordan Poole situation. We recap the situation overall and tear into the Warriors before asking a simple question, what good situations would be equally shocking to add a punch to? In other words, let's rewrite historical relationships or situations with a punch. Such as Winnie the Pooh and  Tiger, Saul Goodman and Walter Jr, C3PO and R2D2, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato; and more.


00:00 Intro and Sports chat 

28:00 Rewriting History with a Punch 

01:06:30 Creatine Corner

Oct 14, 202201:22:34
Our Fall Favs, Mike Leach's Marriage Advice, Aaron Judge Makes History Mid-Pod, and Creatine Corner

Our Fall Favs, Mike Leach's Marriage Advice, Aaron Judge Makes History Mid-Pod, and Creatine Corner

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, Nathan and I chat about a myriad of topics. We start things off by discussing the weekend that was in the sports world. From the highs of the Manchester Derby to the lows of the Tua injury and everything in between.

Then,  the entree of the pod, we discuss the season that is upon us. No, not the football season, but the season of fall. We treat the season like its a juicy five-star prospect and break down what is the best and worst about fall as a season including bonfires, chili, movies, music, and more. Finally, creatine corner concludes the podcast with a new recipe,  a gym remodel, and a fitness update.

Oct 05, 202201:05:14
Willy Wonka and Gus Fring should buy the Suns, Lord of the Rings/Andor recaps, and Gainz Corner
Sep 29, 202201:00:54
Succession hits its stride, CFB playoff kerfuffle, and Aaron Rodger's gone rogue

Succession hits its stride, CFB playoff kerfuffle, and Aaron Rodger's gone rogue

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, Nathan and I chat about  Succession episode 4. Including Adrien Brody's uneaten lobster feast and  Greg's Jack n Coke. We chat about the state of the Premier League  heading into the International Break and wrap up with topics from the  College Football Playoff rankings to the Nuggets and Heat's hilarious  beef, and finally, sigh, Aaron Rodgers.

Nov 10, 202101:00:03
Succession recap, Ole Miss and Michigan sadness, and will the Braves choke?

Succession recap, Ole Miss and Michigan sadness, and will the Braves choke?

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, Nathan and I chat about  Succession episode 3. Has the show been slow thus far or just how it's  meant to be? Then we dive into both our college football teams losing  and predict the opening College Football Playoff rankings. Finally, we  end with discussing Dune, James Bond, and the Atlanta Braves.

Nov 02, 202156:32
The Mandalorian S2 was thrilling, but is it abandoning what made it unique?

The Mandalorian S2 was thrilling, but is it abandoning what made it unique?

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, I'm here to talk about  the Mandalorian Season 2 finale. It made me feel like a little kid  again, but did it betray what made it special in the first place? The  impact of their decisions in this episode won't be felt till next  season, but for now, it was grand.

Dec 19, 202032:07
H3cz reaquires OpTic Gaming and the entrance of 100 Thieves in the CDL

H3cz reaquires OpTic Gaming and the entrance of 100 Thieves in the CDL

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, I'm here to talk about  the CDL. First, I discuss the heartbreaking news about Fero and his  passing. Then dive into the new rebrands in the CDL. Including the  return of OpTic H3cz.

Nov 11, 202008:25
Previewing CDL NY and the GA controversies

Previewing CDL NY and the GA controversies

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, I'm here to talk about  CDL New York. Previewing the first tournament in a few weeks amidst a  series of GA controversies. The Gentleman's Agreements have gone off the  rails and Crimsix is at the center of it. Let's dive in.

Jul 10, 202015:42
Will Warzone maintain its popularity amongst big streamers?

Will Warzone maintain its popularity amongst big streamers?

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, I'm here to talk about Warzone and its popularity amongst big streamers. Can it maintain the popular start its already seen? What can the game do to be better? Would Blackout have been as successful if it launched in the same way?

Jun 26, 202013:22
Recapping CDL Paris and evaluating Florida as the best team

Recapping CDL Paris and evaluating Florida as the best team

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, I'm here to talk about CDL Paris and the implications from yet another Florida series win. How bad of a situation are Paris and OpTic Gaming LA in? What's the most fun matchup in the league right now?

Jun 23, 202014:27
Let's discuss the CDL moving online and preview CDL Dallas

Let's discuss the CDL moving online and preview CDL Dallas

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, I'm here FINALLY, to talk CDL Dallas. This time the tournament is online, and I want to talk about all the implications and more. I've missed competitive COD so much. Incredibly happy to have it back.

Apr 10, 202011:21
Previewing CDL Los Angeles

Previewing CDL Los Angeles

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, I'm here to preview CDL LA. Time to talk about Atlanta FaZe being crowned the kings, and the big weekend for both LA teams.

Mar 05, 202014:03
Previewing CDL Atlanta

Previewing CDL Atlanta

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, I'm here to preview CDL Atlanta. The biggest tournament (for now) in the new world of franchised Call of Duty is here, let's talk about it.

Feb 21, 202011:01
Previewing CDL London

Previewing CDL London

This time on the Unprofessionals Podcast, I'm here to preview CDL London. The first tournament in the new world of franchised Call of Duty is here, let's talk about it.

Feb 07, 202009:50
Appreciating Kobe Bryant the person with Nathan Page

Appreciating Kobe Bryant the person with Nathan Page

Kobe Bryant, his daughter, and seven others tragically passed away in a helicopter crash on Sunday. The NBA legend was 41 and leaves a legacy of greatness, hard work, and taking advantage of unique talent like few others could.
Kobe was a relentless worker and Nathan and I needed to discuss what his legacy meant to us growing up. He was THAT athlete for our generation, and he shaped and defined much of the hard work and drive that both of us implement in our lives today. We talk about what it means to grieve for someone you never met, and more.
Jan 28, 202056:26
Recapping OpTic/FaZe's opening matches and previewing the final day of CDL action

Recapping OpTic/FaZe's opening matches and previewing the final day of CDL action

Day two of the Call of Duty League's opening weekend is in the books. With the first full day of action complete, we have some things to talk about. Including the most disappointing team of the weekend so far, looking at OpTic and FaZe Clan's first matches of the league, and discussing where Dallas goes next.

Jan 26, 202013:01
Recapping Scump and Formal's win over Crimsix

Recapping Scump and Formal's win over Crimsix

Day one of the Call of Duty League is over. I'm gonna recap the wins by Chicago, Florida, and Minnesota. I spend some time juicing over the Scump and Formal performances, then dive into matchday two.

Jan 25, 202020:09
Previewing the debut of the Call of Duty League

Previewing the debut of the Call of Duty League

After a long drought from competitive Call of Duty, it makes its welcomed return. The opening weekend of the highly anticipated Call of Duty League is here. So I decided to preview it. Discuss what competitive COD meant to me over the years and how this "adult" version of the league might change things. I also dive into what I'm most looking forward too in the matchups.

Jan 24, 202011:13
El Camino discussion, is it any good?

El Camino discussion, is it any good?

This time on the Unprofessionals podcast, I ramble on about El Camino. I've had a week to think about it and I want to discuss if its any good. Spoiler alert, it's good, but it's complicated.

Oct 19, 201916:12
College Football Podcast - Week 3 Preview and Hot Takes with Alan Gotthardt

College Football Podcast - Week 3 Preview and Hot Takes with Alan Gotthardt

Nathan and Alan breakdown the themes from the College Football season so far, preview week 3's games, and Nathan confronts Alan's hot takes.

Sep 12, 201956:49
COD Offseason: OpTic crumbling and Rostermania starts

COD Offseason: OpTic crumbling and Rostermania starts

A short discussion on the current cal of duty offseason. How teams are moving towards franchising and more.
Sep 10, 201914:15
Does IT Chapter 2 hold up to the book?

Does IT Chapter 2 hold up to the book?

I saw IT Chapter 2 late last night and even though I’m delirious I wanted to talk about it.
Sep 06, 201916:54
College Football 2019-20 Season Preview with Alan Gotthardt & Nathan Page

College Football 2019-20 Season Preview with Alan Gotthardt & Nathan Page

In our first ever Unprofessionals' College Football Podcast, Alan and Nathan talk about the ranked Power 5 teams, their season outlooks, and then quickly preview Miami vs Florida on opening weekend.

Aug 22, 201901:53:35
Winners and Losers of CWL London

Winners and Losers of CWL London

Winners and losers of CWL London.
May 07, 201914:49
NBA Playoff Predictions and rooting for the Warriors

NBA Playoff Predictions and rooting for the Warriors

Quick discussion about the Warriors and Rockets series. As well as thoughts on the rest of the NBA playoff matchups.
Apr 29, 201918:48
Reaction: Was Marvel's Endgame worth the buildup?

Reaction: Was Marvel's Endgame worth the buildup?


Marvel’s been building towards the final Avengers movie for some time now. After see it, was the movie worth the buildup and hype? A movie having to tie the bow on over 20 movies before it could be tough.
You can listen to the Avengers Endgame podcast on Apple Podcasts here, Spotify here, Google Podcasts, Overcast, and more.
Apr 26, 201918:46
Ranking the Call of Duty Rostermania Rumors

Ranking the Call of Duty Rostermania Rumors

Talking about all of the roster rumors and team changes leading up to London.
Apr 17, 201906:20
Fortnite World Cup Qualifiers

Fortnite World Cup Qualifiers

Quick discussion about the Fortnite World Cup and the qualifiers that started this weekend.
Apr 15, 201907:40
Freak out podcast, Tiger just won the Masters

Freak out podcast, Tiger just won the Masters

Quick thoughts on Tiger’s amazing Master’s win.
Apr 14, 201908:59
The Chaos Surrounding LeBron's Lakers | Unprofessional Driving Podcast

The Chaos Surrounding LeBron's Lakers | Unprofessional Driving Podcast

Where do the Lakers go from here if they can't land AD?
Feb 07, 201913:21
Reactions to the Porzingis Trade and the Knicks' Process | Unprofessional Driving

Reactions to the Porzingis Trade and the Knicks' Process | Unprofessional Driving

A not so instant reaction to the Knicks trade of Kristaps Porzingis, their hopes for the future, and their process of attempting to build the next "Super Team".
Feb 01, 201915:09
Fortcast | Unprofessional Driving

Fortcast | Unprofessional Driving

Joshua Sutter discusses Fortnite’s latest patch being pushed back, solo games versus squad games, limited time modes, and preferred loadout.
Mar 15, 201819:13
Talking Cleveland | Unprofessional Driving

Talking Cleveland | Unprofessional Driving

Nathan hits different topics around the league and then focuses in on the Cavs and what the rest of the season could look like from them. First discussing the last nine games and what had happened before the All Star break in the East and how its transitioned into the Eastern Conference we’re looking at today.
Mar 09, 201812:47
UCL Update: Spurs and PSG Go Down | Unprofessional Driving

UCL Update: Spurs and PSG Go Down | Unprofessional Driving

On another episodes of the Unprofessional Driving Podcast, the second of the day because why not, Josh discusses this week’s Champions League games and what the results mean for the losing teams. As Tottenham and PSG bow out with disappointing results for both teams.
Mar 08, 201811:24
Fortcast | Unprofessional Driving

Fortcast | Unprofessional Driving

This week on the Fortcast Josh discusses the latest patch which includes a plethora of different additions and fixes to the game. The first half of the podcast goes over the patch details and then Josh goes into the current state of Fortnite BR and the competitive scene.
Mar 08, 201810:52
Atlanta | Unprofessional Driving

Atlanta | Unprofessional Driving

Nathan discusses Atlanta and what distinguishes it from the other shows on television. As well as how the show displays experiences in different and creative ways then the typical television experience.
Mar 07, 201810:06
Where’s LeBron going to end up? | Unprofessional Driving

Where’s LeBron going to end up? | Unprofessional Driving

This time around I discuss what makes sense for LeBron this summer. Starting with looking through all of the 76ers and Lakers discussions and trying to figure out why either would be appealing for this version of LeBron.
Mar 06, 201811:22