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The Unsub is a White Man

The Unsub is a White Man

By Emily And Sarah

Is Criminal Minds a good show? We aren’t sure, but we love it. Join us as we break it down, episode by episode!

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Episode 127 "The Thirteenth Step"

The Unsub is a White ManApr 22, 2024

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Episode 127 "The Thirteenth Step"

Episode 127 "The Thirteenth Step"

We're headed for a road trip through the Midwest, as we chase two wild and crazy love birds. Get ready to stop at the gas station, it's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Apr 22, 202443:34
Episode 126 "Corazon"

Episode 126 "Corazon"

We're headed down south to the land of Bermuda shorts. We don't practice Santeria, we don't got no crystal ball, but Reid's got migraines and visions, so that will help! It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Apr 15, 202448:09
Episode 125 "25 to Life"

Episode 125 "25 to Life"

Morgan puts his career on the line to vouch for Jake Kane...and it doesn't go well. The BAU is on a cold case to exonerate a wrongfully convicted man. Let's do this! It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Apr 08, 202436:53
Episode 124 "What Happens at Home..."

Episode 124 "What Happens at Home..."

Thank God we're back with a ridiculous episode that makes us feel no feelings. The little boxes on the hillside are filled with possible unsubs. Time to unpack your childhood trauma, it's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Apr 01, 202440:14
Episode 123 "Into the Woods"

Episode 123 "Into the Woods"

This one is tough to watch and even tougher to talk about. Stephen Sondheim would never stand for this. It's another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Mar 25, 202434:18
Episode 122 "Reflection of Desire"

Episode 122 "Reflection of Desire"

The robot uprising in the middle of Sarah's living room may have happened while we were recording this one, but that's not the weirdest thing that happens in this episode. Let your mom know, it's another Criminal Minds recap!


Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Mar 18, 202439:46
Episode 121 "Middle Man"

Episode 121 "Middle Man"

There's a pack on the hunt in Indiana. Thankfully Rossi has a great sense of the state's geography. Run for your life, it's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Mar 04, 202450:29
Episode 120 "Devil's Night"

Episode 120 "Devil's Night"

The BAU is headed to Detroit to work with Ernie Hudson to solve a string of deaths not related to arson but where fire is used as a weapon. Grab your Halloween costumes, it's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Feb 26, 202443:20
Episode 119 "Safe Haven"

Episode 119 "Safe Haven"

The gang references not one but two old cases as they head to the Midwest to track another family annihilator. We're tackling Midwest geography with another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Feb 19, 202443:32
Episode 118 "Compromising Positions"

Episode 118 "Compromising Positions"

It's another hometown episode for Emily, as the gang heads to Akron still reeling from the loss of JJ. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Feb 12, 202443:58
Episode 117 "Remembrance of Things Past"

Episode 117 "Remembrance of Things Past"

It's another blast from Rossi's past. As the gang tries to move on without JJ, they head to check out an electrifying case that's been haunting Rossi for years. Will they solve it in time for Rossi's new book?! It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Feb 05, 202441:56
Episode 116 "JJ"

Episode 116 "JJ"

There's a shake up in the works for the team that the writers are going to quickly regret. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jan 29, 202436:56
Episode 115 "The Longest NIght"

Episode 115 "The Longest NIght"

After a bit of a hangercliff, we're back with the season 6 kickoff, as we head into the darkness to hunt Tim Curry. Grab your flashlight, it's another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jan 22, 202437:38
Bonus Episode: Season 5 Superlatives

Bonus Episode: Season 5 Superlatives

We're wrapping up season 5 and discussing the good, the bad, and the ugly!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jan 15, 202427:45
Episode 114 "Our Darkest Hour"

Episode 114 "Our Darkest Hour"

It's the finale we've been looking forward to with the guest star for the ages. Pack your flashlight, we're headed to California to chase Tim Curry - who definitely isn't in Hook, no matter what Sarah says.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jan 08, 202441:39
Episode 113 "The Internet Is Forever"

Episode 113 "The Internet Is Forever"

Sayonara, 2023! We're moving on to a new year, but don't worry, the Internet never forgets, and we never forgive a bad episode. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jan 01, 202440:04
Episode 112 "Exit Wounds"

Episode 112 "Exit Wounds"

We're headed to the Great White North! Good thing the BAU are such outdoorsmen. Grab your satellite phone, it's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Dec 11, 202346:21
Episode 111 ... A Thousand Words

Episode 111 ... A Thousand Words

The BAU is coming in at the end on this one, ready to save a remaining victim. A picture might be worth a thousand words, but a crappy tattoo will be a dead giveaway every time. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Dec 04, 202345:06
Episode 110 "A Rite of Passage"

Episode 110 "A Rite of Passage"

It's another case that didn't age well! We're headed to a Texas border town to figure out why white men are racist! It's another Criminal Minds recap!


Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Nov 27, 202344:13
Episode 109 "The Fight"

Episode 109 "The Fight"


Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Nov 13, 202353:25
Episode 108 "Solitary Man"

Episode 108 "Solitary Man"

Didn't get enough fairy tales last week? Don't worry, we've got more! It's another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Nov 06, 202334:42
Episode 107 "Mosley Lane"

Episode 107 "Mosley Lane"

Matthew Gray Gubler takes his first stab at directing in this terrifying episode full of amazing guest stars. Move your family out of Ashburn, VA immediately - it's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Oct 30, 202346:40
Episode 106 "Public Enemy"

Episode 106 "Public Enemy"

Random killings are taking place all over Providence, but don't worry, the BAU is on the case. And they're sure to use innocent people as bait. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Oct 23, 202338:35
Episode 105 "Parasite"

Episode 105 "Parasite"

A sophisticated con has stumped Steve Brady for years, but don't worry, the BAU is now on the case! Luck might be a lady but you'll always lose if you can't remember your name.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Oct 16, 202341:31
Episode 104 "Risky Business"

Episode 104 "Risky Business"

The kids aren't all right! Youths are up to another trend they learned on the world wide web, and it's not going well. We harken back to the Internet of yesteryear with another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Oct 09, 202338:49
Episode 103 "The Uncanny Valley"

Episode 103 "The Uncanny Valley"

Did you have a morbid fascination with the hard luck childhoods of American Girl dolls? Us too! Dolls are a girl's best friend in this Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Oct 02, 202343:30
Episode 102 "Retaliation"

Episode 102 "Retaliation"

Just how many banks can you get away with robbing before you're caught? We're going undercover for another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Sep 25, 202326:09
Episode 101 "Slave of Duty"

Episode 101 "Slave of Duty"

After the BAU makes another funeral all about them, the gang heads to Nashville. Don't worry, it doesn't take a detective to solve this case. Grab your keys, it's another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Sep 18, 202344:33
Bonus Episode: AM(Us)A

Bonus Episode: AM(Us)A

Now let's REALLY celebrate 100 episodes of TUIAWM with our first ever Ask Us Anything!


We had so much fun recording this episode. Thank you so much to everyone who sent in questions. We still can't believe you're really out there listening!


Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Sep 11, 202355:49
Episode 100 "100"

Episode 100 "100"

It's the 100th episode! Let's celebrate with the most depressing turn of events so far. Grab a tissue, it's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Sep 11, 202339:58
Episode 99 "Outfoxed"

Episode 99 "Outfoxed"

The Fox is back...and it's anticlimactic. Let's learn a little European history and get weird with it. It's another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Aug 28, 202337:54
Episode 98 "The Performer"

Episode 98 "The Performer"

Your 90s crush is swinging for the fences in this very Goth episode. If you want to borrow Emily's Goth outfits or Sarah's Bush cassette, let us know. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Aug 21, 202345:13
Episode 97 "The Eyes Have It"

Episode 97 "The Eyes Have It"

Not the ayes but the eyes! Who could be taking them?! An optometrist with a grudge? Be on the lookout (get it?) for an unsub with a penchant for the windows to the soul. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Aug 14, 202344:20
Episode 96 "Cradle to Grave"

Episode 96 "Cradle to Grave"

Some truly great performances this week from everyone but the Albuquerque medical examiner, who is terrible at his job. This one has some particularly rough stuff- sexual assault, kidnapping, pregnancy and infant loss… if these topics are sensitive for you, take care and we’ll see you next time. ❤️ As always, thanks to Nate for doing all the technical stuff that keeps this podcast going!
Aug 06, 202354:55
Episode 95 "Hopeless"

Episode 95 "Hopeless"

The team is on the hunt for three murderous losers who are wreaking havoc in a vaguely defined area of DC this week. Also, we’re still not sure if the writers of this episode were clear on what social media is.
Jul 31, 202342:35
Episode 94 "Reckoner"

Episode 94 "Reckoner"

We reckon we haven't seen an unsub at work like this in a while. Learn all about the Irish mob on Long Island, a popular Jacobean play, and this "sexting" all the crazy kids are doing in another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jul 24, 202339:37
Episode 93 "Haunted"

Episode 93 "Haunted"

Everyone in Louisville wants to be the hero in this episode with a spot on title for once. It's another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jul 18, 202356:04
Episode 92 "Nameless, Faceless"

Episode 92 "Nameless, Faceless"

Season 5 starts off with a bang and a whimper. But don't be alarmed...no one in the BAU thinks anything is amiss. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jul 10, 202349:26
Bonus Episode: Season 4 Superlatives

Bonus Episode: Season 4 Superlatives

Now that we've wrapped up season 4, we're looking back at the entire season and discussing the good, the bad, and the unbelievable lists of things that Garcia can look up.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jul 03, 202330:19
Episode 91 "... And Back"

Episode 91 "... And Back"


Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jun 26, 202339:34
Episode 90 "To Hell..."

Episode 90 "To Hell..."

After six long months it's finally the beginning of the end. Pack your bags, we're headed across the border for another Criminal

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jun 19, 202346:09
Episode 89 "Amplification"

Episode 89 "Amplification"

The Scientist Army is here, led by the dad from "The Wonder Years," and he hasn't aged a day. Don't hold your breath - it's another Criminal

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jun 12, 202341:43
Episode 88 "Roadkill"

Episode 88 "Roadkill"

If you're car blind like Sarah, you're in for a rough episode, but if you're into cars...you're also I'm for a rough episode - for different reasons. Buckle your seatbelts, it's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jun 05, 202346:48
Episode 87 "The Big Wheel"

Episode 87 "The Big Wheel"

The BAU's shaky understanding of mental health serves us well this week as we navigate an episode with a disturbing approach to wound care. We're headed to the fair with another Criminal

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

May 22, 202335:02
Episode 86 "A Shade of Gray"

Episode 86 "A Shade of Gray"

This "ripped from the headlines" plot tries to keep you guessing. Nothing motivates the BAU less than a missing kid. Let's get the manhunt started with this Criminal

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.


May 15, 202343:36
Episode 85 "Conflicted"

Episode 85 "Conflicted"

If you thought spring break wasn't bad enough, give this trip a try. This episode might not be a "Masterpiece," but it was directed by the white linen suit man himself, Jason Alexander!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.


May 08, 202344:04
Episode 84 "House on Fire"

Episode 84 "House on Fire"

Have anxiety about house fires? Don't worry - this episode has nothing to do with that. Grab your pitchforks and join Hotch's witch hunt. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

May 01, 202346:08
Episode 83 "Omnivore"

Episode 83 "Omnivore"

We’re shipping up to Boston this week where we get our first encounter with Criminal Minds fav George Foyet… this one’s gonna be hahd on the depahtment. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.
Apr 23, 202343:39
Episode 82 "Demonology"

Episode 82 "Demonology"

If you loved "The Exorcist" you'll....be disappointed in this episode. Say your prayers and grab your passport for another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Apr 17, 202349:20
Episode 81 "Pleasure Is My Business"

Episode 81 "Pleasure Is My Business"

Well, giddy-up, cowgirls. We're entering the world of Dallas high-end prostitutes. So grab your real estate license and prepare your Venn diagrams. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Apr 10, 202343:54