Third World Ballers

Well, folks, it's happened. Everybody's favorite president got the Rona. But don't worry he's doing just fine, some are saying better than anybody has been in their entire life. This week we talk the debates, Trump getting down with the sickness, JoJo Siwa, a young 23 king, and much more. Hell World doesn't end, it's just getting started! 

TWB continues their tour of hell this week with a special guest from the Devil himself! This week we enter into the first layer of hell and go over the endless fight against Cuties, the passing of RBG, Donald Trump's love for his big strong boy, and our good friend Hard Rock Nick pays us a visit and gives us his favorite snack recommendations. Hell is looking a lot more normal during these times and we're here to bring the heat!

TWB is back from the bowels of the hell world that is California at the moment. The world the country has seemingly been crumbling deeper and deeper into the first layer of the hellscape and we're here this week to show you how and why. From fires, genocides, the NFL, and debating on the merits of OJs victory in court, we're here yet again to make sense of the riddles 2020 presented to us. It's not looking good out there folks, luckily TWB and our boys joining us this week, Donkey Farts are here to help you find solace. 

As well all know times are weird as hell and we've been forced to stay within the confines of our home. And while we know that may make a lot of people go crazy TWB is here to help give you something to ease the insanity. Join us this week as Erik, Cesar and Josh talk about their quarantine watch lists. We discuss some of our favorite films seen over the lockdown era including films by the Safdie Brothers, David Lynch, Joel Edgerton, and more.

AAAHHHH, TWB is finally free! We back in full swing this week after a grueling heatwave. We're not out of the woods yet with the heat so please excuse the slight AC sounds in the background In this episode, we go over the strange RNC, the slow and invenitbale integration of QAnon into everyday politics, we try and gain access to Cesar's zoom, and lastly dip back into Josh's favorite realm of Tik Tok. LEADERS AND FIGHTERS FOR FREEDOM AND LIBERTY OF THE AMERICAN DREAM. THE BEST IS YET TO COME! 

TWB continues on! It's been a real scorcher in Los Angeles lately and unfortunately, we weren't able to find a place to record that didn't feel as though we were all about to explode. This week we uploaded another one of our mixes and actually uploaded it across all platforms so please do not flag us :). Tracklist below

Mat/Matix - Bay Breeze

BOY DUDE - Rainbow Waterfall

Social Lovers - Debra

Toka Project - Time To Leave

Soul Connection - R U Available 

Toka Project - Falling

Dam Funk - Fisticated 

Midnight Magic - Beam Me Up

World Premiere - Share The Night (Breakdown Mix)

6th Borough Project - In Your Arms

40 Thieves - Don't Turn It Off (Greg Wilson Remix)

Lil Gin - Strapped At All Times.

We do not own the rights to this music.

Do you know how to count? If you don't this week we have a few tunes to help you learn. As it's been the entire 2020 we have yet another week of weirdness in store for you. This week we're talking Epstein related assassination attempts, Cesar's new found love for Hamilton, we look at American History blockbusters, the Wall of Mom's, and lastly we revisit one of our favorite families. The weirdness doesn't stop and neither does TWB.

TWB continues on! This week we take a look at the Wayfair child storage conspiracy, our very own Jowal gets his big break on Twitter and is possibly a Qguy, we discuss the scary reopening of Disney World, the new Afghanistan budget, and round things off reminiscing on our glory days. We also have sitting in with us this week, long time listener and friend Erik Quesada. The world still a mess folks but we're still hearing giving you your solace.

TWB is back this week with an extra creepy and weird one for you folks. This week we talk all things creepers in the world including Ghislaine Maxwell's recent arrest, strange houses in Milwaukee, even weirder social rituals in St Louis, the tragedy behind Vanessa Guillen, the Seth Rich murder, how much people still want to love Obama and much more. The world is a weird place people and guess what, you'll never be able to unravel its secrets, so we're here to help pierce the veil. Consider us your Veiled Prophets of the world.

The world is still a cruel and horrific place, but we're here to guide you through the darkness. This week we keep things funny and light with a tribute to George F-Floyd by France and America too actually, favorite DJ David Guetta. It's still ACAB and power to the people! But we could all use a good laugh right now.
Next we take responsibility with our favorite celebs, take a look at some really great people on Tik Tok, discuss our smells and see what the hell is going on with the comedy scene in Los Angeles. It's tough out there folks but we're here to make it slightly less painful.

Let’s get one thing straight before we introduce today’s episode, Fuck The Police. There, now that we’ve got that out of the way, welcome back! It’s another episode of Third World Ballers! As you might’ve guessed we’re going to take this time to dive into the protests, the unlawful murders of civilians by cops, defunding the police, refunding communities, looting, rioting, and the whole gamut that has run its course these last few weeks. We seek to not only amplify the voices of the black struggle in America, but also to voice our opinions on the wanton violence and aggression committed by these occupying forces - known widely as the police. What does refunding a community look like? What are the arguments, and justifications, against (hint: there are none)? So sit back, spark a blunt, drink a cold beer, and chill with the Ballers as we proudly exclaim, FTP and ACAB Baby!

TWB continues on in the age of the Rona. This week we're joined by a number of mask hating Karens as we check in to see how the country is handling the slight ease in restrictions. These people are fighting for your rights America so listen up! Also included in this weeks episode are a number of public freak outs, our favorite science loving and roast master Amy Klobuchar's potential VP nomination, and of course we remind you all of how much the elites hate you. We're living in the early age of Salò folks and TWB is gonna help you shove the poop right down your throats. Enjoy

TWB continues on this week rona and quarantined free. This week we check back in with our SilverCorp bro's, reluctantly discuss more corona madness, Josh introduces the boys to New Jack, and lastly we discuss Cesar's fetish of being beaten along many other fetishes including those of the cream variety.

TWB is finally back after a 3 month hiatus and boy do we have lots to talk about. As expected we're giving our quarantine season catch up. We dive into the recent rallies in Los Angeles where Jowal gives us his first hand account of the madness. We also discuss the potential for a revolution in the US, the decline and sabotage of the Bernie campaign, the mush brain that is Biden, the Jack Ryan wannabes that is SilverCorp in Venezuela, our thoughts on a conspiracy regarding the pandemic and so much more. It's been a doozy of a year and we're all back to shift through the muck once again!

We’re back and we’re fucking triggered! What’s triggering us you might ask? Well, take a quick look around the country and you’ll find a couple of things. For instance, Housing 4 Moms in Oakland standing up to the paramilitary and vulture realtors, Donald Trump Junior trying...to do something, our TWB anxieties with social media and the decade, Hillary dumbass Clinton still popping her head up, and a would you rather scenario to die for. So stick around and get triggered with us because we love being angry! We love it! Hashtag me too!

Live! From TWB studios! It’s Third World Ballers! We’re returning to our original form and welcoming back former cohost, and new booty, Jowal Baller Quitl. The legend has returned and today we’re running through the steady stream of characters that have made up this podcast. From Lex Steele, to Javelin Melody, to Wes Watson, to Greta fucking Thunberg and Grandpa Joe, all our favorites are joining us for a night of sextravaganza. Later in the episode we tackle the live democratic national debates, in which daddy Bernie has led poll after poll before the upcoming caucuses in Iowa and New Hampshire. We also discuss the snake in the grass, Warren, who has succeeded in shattering her progressive relationship with all Native Americans and Bernie’s platform. Live Live Live! Bing Bing! We’re back and we’re not going anywhere! So get that paperwork in order, sit back, and enjoy the show.

The boy is back in town and your Third World Ballers are exploding into 2020. A decade has ended, and what a mightily stupid decade it was, but now we’re standing on the precipice again staring into the maw that is the 2020 elections, World War III, police brutality, and Kevin Chomo Spacey’s message to the world. If you want to survive in this perilous world then you need to explode onto the scene like our good friend Lexington Steele. One watch has ended, and another begins. Uh-huh.

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Your favorite warriors of God are back in the fucking mix. Today we’re taking a look at our behemoth of a creation in the realm of dad critic, one who hates petulant children like Greta, then we move on to another dad, Biden, who’s sundowning performance has delivered to us comedy gold. Afterward we discuss Pelosi's recent television appearance and connect her talking points with the recently released Afghanistan Papers from the WAPO. Then we hop back into the deadpan guilt ridden show developed by and for paranoiacs, Jack Ryan! We’re almost near the end, we hope. Lastly we talk Clinton’s lizard appearance on the Stern Show. Folks, it’s not looking too good out there!

Today, Third World Ballers are running with a couple of bad dudes, who know a couple of bad boys. We’re back from holidays and eating the bird, ready to get real freaky naughty with it. In this episode we’re talking Cesar’s trip to Barcelona, and his fateful encounters with a couple of bad dudes, next shifting gears to the US mush brains in the democratic election, we take a gander into the mind of prison mike's brother, and lastly we cap it off with our favorite segment, back in the mother fucking jungle, hunting bad boys, with Jack Ryan, episode 4, otherwise known as Vendetta. So stick around! We’ve got the laughs and a couple of straight razors that’ll set you right.

Welcome, warriors of God, to another TWB episode! If you’ve made it this far then surely God has a plan. We’re back in the mire today, first checking in with our life coach and cyberbully aficionado, Javelin Melody, then we turn our attention to the LA Times celebrity endorsements of prominent dems, especially that one high hopes living, Pete Buttigieg. Lastly, we’re parachuting into the Venezuelan jungle, on the hunt for that mother fucker Reyes and his nukes, in our next episode review of, Cuck Ryan! Stay tuned, stay informed, but most of all don’t get married, don’t have kids, and don’t adopt, warriors of God are above all that.

I’m a MAGA kid, I’m a MAGA kid, and I’m here to tell you that abortion is a sin! Hello listeners, TWB is back for another week of laughs. What you just read in the first sentence is our attempt at participating in the MAGA Rap Challenge, a battle of the ages! But in this ep we’re also discussing yet another coup attempt against the first indigenous president in Bolivia, and juxtapose this classified mission with our favorite wonder boy, and new segment, Jack mother fucking Ryan. So listen up, GRETA, we’re not taking anymore of your bs! TWB, ride or die!

Grab your bags and say goodbye to daddy, we're taking off to the lighthouse in today’s episode of Third World Ballers. We review the naughty boy film The Lighthouse, talk further consolidation of entertainment in the hands of the few, listen to Trump's roaring speech of how he took down the clown prince of terrorism, and round out with a new segment as we plunge into the hysterical depths of the CIA, and their lead investigator, Jack Ryan. He’s on the case and we’re tracking him to Venezuela, where surely he will leave the country intact. Find out!

We’re back! Episode 60 is off to a raucous start as we talk about possibly one of the horniest videos online, the Ass Beer. Afterwards we talk Joker, David Lynch, Robert Forster, and much more! Is the Ass Beer the real reason why terrorists hate the US? Find out, only on Third World Ballers!.

‘Once it gets dark a spooky film will start’, at least that’s the Third World Ballers doctrine, and we’re here to deliver. Starting the month of October right includes watching a vast amount of horror films, and your faithful hosts are going to lead you through the graveyard and into the inner sanctum of our ideal horror. We’re talking about our favorite picks for the season like Luz, The Taking of Deborah Logan, Borderlands, Terrifier, Antichrist, The Witch, and many more! We also take a minute to ponder the real film like horrors of our world through the lens of Botham Jean, gunned down by an off duty cop in his own home. ACAB, trust the fear, and don’t turn away!

Luz - Tilman Singer

The Taking of Deborah Logan - Adam Robitel

The Witch - Robert Eggers

The Lighthouse - Robert Eggers

Antichrist - Lars Von Trier

Terrifier - Damien Leone

Imprint - Takashi Miike

Welcome to another Third World Baller extravaganza! In today’s episode, we’re rehashing a multitude of news stories like Ed Buck’s arrest, Biden’s continuous melting brain, Warren’s surge to the number one position, the potentiality for an impeachment inquiry, the lackluster pageantry of the Emmy’s, and our excitement for upcoming films in the spooky season. Wading through the content one thing is for sure, there’s nothing like mind poison and Bernie is being snubbed for a white woman who believes she’s Cherokee.

Santiago, Chile, September 11, 1973, the presidency of the democratically elected Salvador Allende comes to a screeching halt. For the next 17 years the campesinos and pueblos and workers alike, all sympathizers of their fallen hero and the ideology he stood for, will undergo the long Chilean night; Barbarism, torture, exile, suppression and repression, all funded and guided under the auspices of the US. It is within this framework that we delve into one of the greatest historical documentaries to grace the screen, La Batalla de Chile, or The Battle of Chile, directed by Patricio Guzman. Join us as we discuss the obstinate memory that is Chile, and the overwhelming humanity rendered from the people who fought against tyranny, as we analyze historical parallels between a blooming workers consciousness of the past and its persistence into a present day political system.

The Battle of Chile (Struggle of people Without Arms) : Part 1 The Insurrection of the Bourgeoisie (‘75), Part 2 The Coup D’etat (‘76), Part 3 The Power of the People (‘79).

Welcome back to another crrrrrrazy episode! Today we’re talking clowns for the most part. If you live in LA, or have ever thought about who lives there, get ready for some real buffoons. Over the weekend your faithful co hosts participated in a battle of wits and ideologies, so we’re breaking that down. Also featured is the clown prince himself, Joker, and the liberal fear that his presence will insight violence. Lastly, we get into recent movements to expulse the homeless out of LA, and Midsommar directors cut. It’s crazy out there folks, and we’re all clowns now.

Back with another episode and this time we’re on fire! No, seriously, the Amazon is on fire. We’re taking a big portion of our time to discuss the events happening in the Amazon, and Brazil respectively. To understand one you need the other. We give our analysis on what deforestation will wring upon our world if this colonial enterprise continues. We also talk about the historical context of Brazil, and the corrupt infrastructures which exacerbate these perverse acts. Finishing on a lighter note we rip on undying Israeli allegiance and the losers permeating the cultural landscape. Lula Livre!

Welcome to another week of chaos and extravaganza with your Third World Ballers. Today we’re getting nutty with it while discussing the current events regarding Epstein’s so called ‘death’, the two recent horrific shootings, and the bungled mess that is the Democratic contenders for pres. Fear not, we all live in an age of immense power and wealth sequestered in the corners of depravity, but at least we’re still here for the laughs! 

Today, on another episode of TWB, we’re getting loose and slutty with it as we catch up with the current events. We’re taking in the miasma of the Democratic Debates and dissecting our favorite parts while dumping the others. Afterwards we discuss the latest film twitter outrage regarding Tarantino and the state of film as is. Lastly we toast the night to the villains of eons pass which still linger in our hearts and minds. Where’s dadeee?

Are you chained to your grief? Maybe trapped in a prison of your own negativity? Well this week TWB has your remedy. Today we’re talking Ari Aster’s new folk horror film, Midsommar. It's a soft palette film about the horrors of codependency, unspoken trauma, and the path towards healing. We’re breaking down the film, exploring the realms of trauma and how Aster manipulates these very personal, emotional, reactions and elevates them to horrific pathways. Read and interpret the symbols but if you miss a step you might end up dead. Hail Paimon! Hail the May Queen!

We're back this week fellow Earthlings! Today we’re diving into the deep end of conspiratorial lore with our tinfoil hats strapped to our heads. You know the theories, you’ve heard them before, but what gives them credence and everlasting provocation? Is our government actively trying to sabotage our way of life using reptilian humanoids for the sake of control, or is that the trajectory of Capitalism? And if so, how do we remove the fantastical narratives for a more united front in the battle against Capitalism? Find out here with those baller boys. (Pizzagateisreal)

We’re 50, folks! Right on time to usher the king of kings, our big sloppy boy, into the 2020 presidential fold. In this episode we’re focusing on a more personal lens as we expound upon our pasts and dive into the memory well of what shaped us. Our friendship, our history, our parents, all come to the light of discourse. Mom, Dad, we’ve made it! 

This week TWB keeps it loose and open while we poison the mind of fellow Cardinal Watch alum Michael Guerra. 

We poison the well of his mind by exploring the darknesses of JoJo Siwa, The Ace Family, Bass enthusiast Mike Huckabee and much more. Don't fear though we clean ourselves up by touching base on some of few things that have been inspiring us creatively and mentally lately.

Hello listeners, in this week's episode were taking you back to 5th grade level English composition of comparing and contrasting. We’re talking the original and remake of Suspiria, an iridescent fantastic voyage into a coven of witches that has imprinted the cult film memory. What did we like, what did we hate, what made us unmade? Join us in the vanity room where witches and broken realities await.

To call Gaspar Noe a provocateur or voyuer is a truism. He swims through the depths of the unconscious and exhumes a film experience that is unlike any other active auteur. It’s CLIMAX, baby! The baller boys are voguing and death dropping their way through the film, picking apart it’s horrific elements and consuming the hypnotic experience. Join us in our descent into hell, but don’t forget to dance!

Folks, we have officially entered the Desert Storm era of Youtube and Podcasting. Faze vs Tfue, James Charles vs Tati, and now us TWB vs Jowal. Things couldn't be more trying, but luckily we're here to help remedy and ease the conflicts around us.

This week we're breaking down the beefs, the mess that was the GOT finale, highlighting Ben Carson's love of Oreos and showing that he really is the Lil Xan of politics, plus much more.
And to our good friend and cohost Jowal, lift that law suit bro, if it's about money we can squash all that bro. You know how raw we are.

TWB are back this week and we're breaking down The Battle of Winterfell, discussing the culmination that has lead to Avengers Endgame (Spoiler free), give praise to Jon Singleton, Josh previews some new music plus much much more. 

If you haven't seen the Battle of Winterfell yet get your life together because we're getting into all the best moments of last weeks episode. 

Welcome back listeners! This week Jowal and Josh guide you through the mess once again. We're getting into this weekends UFC, Boxing, the dawn of nudity in gaming, the Coachella shift, Walt Disney's love for the Nazi's and much more.

Welcome to another installment of the wonderful TWB. No, we’re not ‘The Wet Boys’, just a couple of dry dudes hanging out and discussing the foibles of the day. Third World Ballers are here and we’re talking AB 392, or the California Act to Save Lives, and we’re mentioning ACA 6, or the re-enfranchisement of voters on parole, dissecting Wrestlemania, hyping you up on GOT and last but not least we’re launching our vacuums for vets campaign, all for the sake of you, dear listener. 

We are us and us is we. It's US! Tether yourself to your headset and get down with the Baller Boys as we discuss Jordan Peele's new film US and the similarities to Get Out. Filled with symbolism but lack of nuance, we break down our criticisms of the film and the cultural phenomenon it will no doubt be placed in. Also mentioned: Creepy Biden, Marvel nightmare marathon, 2020 elections. It's US, folks!

Welcome to the inxanity, the xanarchy, the xandemonium. This week we're covering the aesthetic of soundcloud rappers and how their style and videography infects not just the realm of music. We then turn to the vile massacre that took place in Christchurch, NZ, offering our hot takes on the issue and how the conversation tends to focus on the perpetrator rather than the victims. Solidarity goes out to these families, and Ilhan Omar. Abolish Islamophobia.

“You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal.” Hello and welcome to another edition of TWB where we scour the internet for smooth criminals. Today we’re discussing pedophilia and everything that comes along with it; the power, the sadism, the manipulation, and the conspiratorial. 

"I think the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing. Walk hand in hand into extinction one last midnight. Brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal." These are the words spoken by Rust Cohle, in ep. 1 of True Detective's first season. The boys gather round for a deep dive into all things neo-noir, conspiratorial, and desolate within the TD oeuvre. We also give an update on everybody's favorite clown boy, and head down memory lane. Join us on the walk towards extinction!

In honor of the 15th anniversary, this week we discuss Kanye West's debut album The College Dropout and his ever lasting influence in Hip Hop. We share our thoughts on current state of Hip Hop, the Grammys, and give you an update on our boi 69.

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