This One's On The House
By Casey and CJ
Disclaimer: This podcast uses occasional vocal samples from Spongebob. We do not own or claim to own any of the original content and are being used for podcast/project use only.
This One's On The HouseFeb 24, 2020
Three's A Crowd, Bruh (Guest Episode)
Episode 18 is our first guest episode! Two's company and three's a party, or crowd, or something. In any case, our friend Tim joins us on this episode to partake in the good times and conversations! We go through some ridiculous levels of would you rather questions and discuss other fun things like Zombies maps from call of duty, Nickelodeon shows, and a bunch of other stuff.
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Ghost Aliens In The Sky, Riding Giraffes Getting DUIs
EPisoDaL 17 BruH. The guys are talking about all kinds of interesting shit today...Hey...Hey you..Wanna be known for discovering that ghosts are actually 100% without a doubt real or that aliens walk among us? Hey..Hey you..Would you want to ride a donkey to work? Or would you rather drive a giraffe but you have to use a ridiculously cumbersome harness to get on it and you can get a legal DUI for riding it while intoxicated ?
Also the guys discuss Time Travel - that's right. Time isn't actually a thing - its just a measure of distance..Bitch.
There's also mad talk about space because there just is. Then they hit on A-bombs and Robert Oppenheimer and joke that the aliens that are possibly at area 51 are just the silly stoner dude aliens that got caught by the US and actually aren't as advanced as we'd hoped they'd be.
Speaking of stoners - don't smoke and go to psychology classes, you never know when a lobotomy video is on deck...
Weirdest shit you read while you were pooping at work was very..well..weird this week - the guys talk about some old spongebob creepypasta in that regard.
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Apocalypse $hit
$hitting your pants at your dream job interview
standing in lines
how many birds would it take to lift you up?
every closed door is no longer a mystery
gale force winds
zombie day
if cthulhu was real, it would be in the pacific ocean
massive solar flare emps
going back to pistol dueling
being ripped just to stay alive
why do people eat bats dude? Just don't.
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Cheers!
Roller Coaster Stories and $17 Disney Churros
Keeping them coming with #15! Would you want infinite sprint or no fall damage? Talkin' about wingsuits which are #ForRealOnlyWhitePeopleCouldThoroughlyEnjoy. Also chatting of course about roller coaster tales over the years, debating being freakishly tall or freakishly small and wondering why Disney charges a mortgage payment for a churro. Keep listening everyone, we appreciate it!
Fast Traveling to the GameCube Years
Casey and CJ talk about the awesome times of the GameCube era. Starting out, how about an appropriate WYR dealing with fast travel or limitless in-game bag carry weight? Also United Airlines always sucks - why is that? San Diego apparently has a livable amount of clarinets as well...Anyway, GameCube had the most memorable games and could take a beating to boot (literal boot). Be real though: SSBM (super smash bros melee) was the Las Vegas of games if dudes happen to be living together.
Applamazonaphobia & Being Nautically Challenging
Lucky Episode 13 has Casey and CJ bringing multiple items to every segment and it's pretty interesting stuff. Just saying...look out for huge ships....
Next week, they'll be changing it up a little and spending the majority of the episode on one topic that will take you on a trip down a fond lane of memories. Check out their instagram https://www.instagram.com/onthehousepodcast/ for funny posts + memes and hit them up with questions or comments at OnTheHousePod@gmail.com ! Feel free to visit the link as well below if you'd like to support!
Bear Vs Shark and Cereal Killers
RIGHT BEFORE NEW YEARS WITH EPI-PEN (episode) 12!! The Boys are back talking about all the hard hitting sh*t: Fight animals you will never have to actual fight, cereal choices of past and present preferences, "glitter pills", saying maybe to amazon basics products, and weird bathroom experiences. Check it out and hit them up!
Industrial Levels of Stickiness and An Existential Hangover
Stickiness versus itchiness, dry skin in the winter, spidey dick versus CocktaChopter, who still gives a shit about week, comedy greats, cancel culture bullshit, geocaching dildo jokes, and much more. Go 'head - listen!
A Nation Divided Into Little Pieces And It Hasn't Rained In Years
#10!!! INTRODUCING NEW SEGMENT: BEST OF THE WORST. Would you rather turned into a conversation about the 50 United States each becoming a country followed by bartering, coin-talk, our new segment: best of the worst, extremely fast guitar playing, and a bunch of other shit.
Disclaimer: any audio song samples used in this episode are strictly for commentary and episode use. We don't own any of these and do not claim to.
Monks Probably Have Great Lo-Fi Spotify Playlists
Neen. Nine. 9ine. Here we go - the Guys bring bring back Would You Rather in a speed round and then they are touching on electronic music, how planned obsolescence isn't a secret, and how being a nerd is the new norm. Cheers!
Bulk Trash Piles and Life Before iPhones
Casey and CJ are back from a short break and taking it easy this week. They cover off on some topics and thoughts before leaving you with a lovely trip down memory lane via discussion of first cell phones.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Slenderman
Casey and CJ living it up on episode 7 discussing some topics over some 7&7s - just kidding, it's Woodford on the rocks. They are talking about: west coast life with no AC, self-driving cars, virtual reality, psychology, and other stuff.
Don't Worry, They Aren't Yours
Well. Interesting week. Casey tells of his weekend events which are less than ideal for several reasons and CJ comes to the table with a doozy for the second week of the new segment "what's the weirdest shit you saw on the internet while you were poopin' at work?" PREACH! YOU TELL 'EM!
Florida Man and Volcanic Plains or Whatever
Numbah 5. First milestone that they made up. Goin' global and coastal with this one as Casey and CJ discuss fast food restaurant managers, a crazy reddit thread dedicated to wild headlines in Florida (which inspired their new segment in the show - "what's the weirdest shit you saw on the internet this week while you were poopin' at work?"), spiders that are unfortunately real on our planet, the cons of certain bodies of water, and lastly European travel. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: The samples of Lou Bega's Mambo #5 used in the intro song are small samples for podcast/project use only. We do NOT own any of the original song content or claim to.
Fans In Your Pants
In slightly rare form, Casey and CJ are going all over the map topic wise from a rather cumbersome way to deal with "swamp ass", calling out your 'friends' who don't respond in a timely manner, and a recommendation on a PC game for those that frequent a Steam account. They touch on the internet consumption pie chart as well which is probably 98% porn in this day in age. Enjoy!!
Disheveled Looking Money
Jeez! - 3rd installment of TOOTH (This One's On The House)!! Casey and CJ talk about a few pet peeves that need to be said....like: money organization, personal belonging storage on the-go, and a few other items that probably annoy you as well (or not, we don't know), but in any case, enjoy! . Have a good week!
Business Venture With An Elephant
Let’s Get It Goin’
Here's the first of hopefully many! In this first podcast Casey and CJ talk about some interesting "Would You Rather?" questions, road rage, people named "Ray", and other funny topics.
This podcast was made by two friends from college who said "dude, let's stay in touch!" ANDDDDD actually did it by starting a podcast despite living on opposite sides of the country (U.S.). They're essentially your buddies with different names talking about the things you probably do. Normally, they would buy you a drink because "Dude - I love you, man" and all that, but instead they made you a podcast so here it is: This One's On The House.