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Thoughts Off The Stem

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“Thoughts Off The Stem” is not your average cannabis podcast; it’s a hilarious and informative journey into the world of cannabis through comedy. Hosted by a dynamic duo of cannabis connoisseurs, this podcast is your ultimate destination for education on the vast array of cannabis products flooding the market.

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Thoughts Off The StemNov 12, 2022

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What Makes A Good Budtender? - Seshisode 134

What Makes A Good Budtender? - Seshisode 134

Seshisode 134 This week on Thoughts Off The Stem... Justin and Tyler are sampling the Guava Lime Go-Time Thcv 510 vape cart from ShredX. While discussing what makes a good Budtender/Employee. The cannabis industry in Canada is still in it's infancy. It is our opinion that as Budtenders we have an obligation to represent cannabis in a more professional way. We really try to impart the idea that, even though the environment we have cultivated is relaxed and laid back. We are the educators of cannabis products for a lot of people. So we need to shed the stereotypical stoner cliche and deliver a cohearent understanding of a wide variety of cannabis products. As much as we've dumped on crusty customers. There is a flip side to that and it's crusty employee's. Budtenders need to be welcoming and knowledgable in order to discard the negative stigma that still lingers around cannabis. It starts with product knowledge and customer service. Greeting customers at the door with a welcoming and upbeat attitude is the first step in creating trust and customer base who know your shop is there spot. We understand that there are to many Budtenders out there that are lacking knowledge or are only in it for the discount. It is our top priority to hire people that compliment each others skills and show a genuine interest in the products we sell. The culture we've created at work promotes an uplifting and joyful experience that really compliments the business. So we thought it could help others if we talked about how we manage an over achieving successful cannabis retail shop. As well as, what we look for in and expect of, our employees/Budtenders. As always, we do it with humor, knowledge and comically derailed conversations. Hope you enjoy the Sesh!


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Mar 22, 202401:09:57
Get Ready To Blaze: Best Stoner Movies, A New Blunt, Mushrooms and The Matrix!

Get Ready To Blaze: Best Stoner Movies, A New Blunt, Mushrooms and The Matrix!

Seshisode 133 This week on Thoughts Off The Stem Tyler and I are back, talking about our top 5 stoner movies. Reviewing a brand new, 3 gram, diamond infused blunt from Kronic and doing a few flips of the Stundenglass. To start the show we're smoking Cherry AK live resin from Terra Labs. This is one of Tyler's favourites. It's an amazing hybrid with a calm, relaxing vibe and a smooth, light flavor. We got our hands on a brand new blunt! Well brand new to us. We decided this sesh would be the perfect opportunity to try them out for the first time. So buckle up for our Top 5 Stoner Movies and a review of, the "Authentic Diamond Infused Blunt" by Kronic. To keep it classy. When we finished our 3 gram blunts (like I mean, we each had a 3 gram diamond infused blunt. After taking a couple flips from the Stundenglass, man. That's a lot of weed to smoke during a podcast. We should seriously get props for this I think). Any way... We broke out our pipes. These DL Pulsar 510 vape cart pipes are incredible. The battery lasts for ever. They look awesome, they conceal your cart completely and give an amazing hit. I decided to try out the new ShredX Guava Lime Go-Time Cart and of course we reviewed that too. If you're a sativa lover or a social smoker, you'll want to check it out. We're your Friendly Neighbourhood Potheads, man. If there is one thing we know, it's how to create a vibe and have a proper smoke sesh. We do the best reviews of canadian cannabis. So subscribe to Thoughts Off The Stem and Join the Sesh every Friday at 420pm est.

#comedy #podcast #cannabis #comedypodcast #cannabispodcast #fictionpodcast #review #indiepodcast #entertainment #humor #thoughtsoffthestempodcast #top5movies

Mar 15, 202401:18:58
The Governments 500 Million Dollar Surplus - Seshisode 132

The Governments 500 Million Dollar Surplus - Seshisode 132

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem we're talking about the fact that the Ontario Cannabis Store has a 500 million dollar stock pile of cash. What's concerning about this is, that when marijuana was legalized for recreational consumption, part of the deal was that in Ontario the OCS would give back a portion to the government in order to help fund government and city services in Ontario. Meaning that there could be an influx of cash injected into Ontarios economic infrastructure, education system and our healthcare system. These are just a few of the areas we badly need a financial boost. As a country and as a province we are all struggling financially to keep up with an astonishingly rapid rate of inflation, unaffordable housing along with the inability to put an acceptable and filling amount of food on our tables. This government clearly doesn't care about anything but their pockets and we shouldn't be ok with that. This is just my opinion obviously but it would be really hard for anyone out there to convince me otherwise at this point. How, as leaders of anything can you have huge all encompassing financial burden, spread thick across your population and do nothing with a 500 million dollar surplus? You made this available to yourself when writing legislation during the legalization of a new industry, that you knew would potentially put mass amounts of funds back into the infrastructure of the province. Our current government seemingly doesn't care to fix the mess it's made unless it benefits individual members of congress. Our current administration has given us a full middle finger salute by ineffectively managing the province and the country. The fact that they are willing to leave 500 million dollars in a bank account while our education, healthcare and food sectors are falling deeper into financial ruin, screams they don't care about alleviating the financial burden they imposed on Canadian citizens. I didn't realize how much this mattered or angered me until I read an article on mjbiz.com that outlined exactly what's going on with this 500 million dollar surplus. It's aggravating and baffling that giving that surplus back was built into the structure of legalized cannabis in Ontario and not one politician has come to their senses enough to ask for what is theirs/ours. Mean while a bag of apples now cost $8.99. Our government is clearly a joke at this point. A college kid out on their own for the first time can do a better job of budgeting than these clowns. Hope you enjoy the Sesh! Don't forget to Subscribe and visit Tots420.com


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Mar 01, 202438:44
Minimal Packaging and No Gimmicks! - Seshisode 131
Feb 23, 202443:13
Space Ships, Exhibitionists and THCV! - Seshisode 130

Space Ships, Exhibitionists and THCV! - Seshisode 130

Seshisode 130 This week on Thoughts Off The Stem, Tyler and I continue testing the THCV pre rolls, keep taking turns flipping the Stundenglass and we try out a new product. The Pulsar DL 510 vape battery that looks like a Pipe. Between tokes and clouds we talk about the origin of humanity, how the earth was potentially populated and what the big bang may have really been. University was an awesome time and it really does allow people to explore their sexuality, personality and ambitions. maybe just don't wear that see through top to the pot shop. I'm pretty sure you don't the 42 yr old dude drooling over your lady bits. or maybe you do. I don't know. Hope you enjoy the Sesh! Don't forget to subscribe and visit Tots420.com


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Feb 17, 202446:58
THCV TV! - Seshisode 129

THCV TV! - Seshisode 129

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem we try out smokeable THCV. We've tried it in gummies and it gave us the giggles. So we're super excited to try out the Trailblazers THCV pre rolls. Buckle up, it's quite the ride. Reviewing THCV in these pre rolls took us through a wide variety of topics. I don't know if you'll laugh, but we sure did. Our far reaching discussion covers people with high IQ's born in to bad circumstance and how that effects their ability to be highly successful. Whether or not religion is spirituality and how much a roll energy and the universe play in to our destiny and what it's like to get older. HINT... Your eye sight goes first. Some how we manage to navigate the conversation and bring it home with a review of the THCV pre rolls, as well as a few other strains and products we thought were worth mentioning. Join the sesh and find out what we think. Well... I mean... Join the sesh to sesh but also find out what we think. Don't forget to Subscribe and visit ⁠Tots420.com #comedy #cannabis #thoughtsoffthestem #comedypodcast #indiepodcast #podcast #thcv #cannabisreview #cannabisinformation #fictionpodcast #entertainment #thcvreview #humor #cannabisinformation


Feb 09, 202451:53
It Might be a Road to Nowhere or It Might be Really Profound! - Seshisode 128

It Might be a Road to Nowhere or It Might be Really Profound! - Seshisode 128

Feb 02, 202453:29
The Customer is NOT always Right!

The Customer is NOT always Right!

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem we're starting the show off with more flips of the Stundenglass and a dab of Alaskan TF by Vortex.

Apparently the relaxation and clearity of this concentrate motivated me to start strong with a rant about age gates, IDing customers and the attitudes of men in my generation and older. Honestly they whine like babies over having to produce a piece of plastic upon entry to the shop. Even thought it's the law they still pick fights with college kids who are just trying to work in an industry they enjoy. This kind of attitude is the reason that the generations after us are having a harder time succeeding. Instead of understanding the rules and regulations these dudes and dudettes think they are the centre of the universe and are willing to cause a colloge kid to go further into debt by potentially being fined. These middle aged door knobs who think the orld revolves around them should take a second and think about why the process is the way the process is.

The customer is not always right! Especially when they decide to berate retail employees based on regulations and laws that are out of their control. Seriously! Society needs an injections of decorum. The older we get the more capable we should be of interacting maturely. I mean , we all have to co-exist right?!


Hope you Enjoy the Sesh!


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Jan 26, 202452:28
Pink Panties, Rubbing Nuts and Bridgets Brownies! - Seshisode 126

Pink Panties, Rubbing Nuts and Bridgets Brownies! - Seshisode 126

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem we're having a proper sesh! It's been a while since our last sesh and Tyler and I are going all in with concentrates and a hash infused home roll, that Tyler brought over. You may have also noticed the new intro. Again, a big THANK YOU goes out to Tyler for hooking me up. Since this is the first sesh of the new year, I decided we needed to try out a few concentrates I was able to get my hands on. We're starting the podcast off with a few flips of the Stunden Glass. Fully loaded with Pink Panties by Pistol and Paris, over laying some Alaskan TF by Vortex. It was a great way to start the show. Pink Panties is a 1 g 78% THC diamonds and sauce extract. I found it had a slight sativa lean, with a laid back hybrid vibe. Alaskan TF is straight up sleepy time Indica. Don't worry during the podcast I give the full details of trying Alaskan TF for the first time. In great detail i might add. So you know what you're getting into. Tyler hits us up with a home rolled Cherry AK joint, infused with Carmel's Animal Face hash. Turns out it paired nicely with the concentrates. This sesh was a good one. We told some stories, giggled a lot! Reviewed a variety of weed. Shouted out some of the companies and products we think are note worthy. Basically this podcast was a true sesh! We had a great time recording this episode of the podcast and hope that you enjoy it just as much! So roll one up, load the bong, heat up the dab rig and join the sesh!


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Jan 19, 202401:02:42
Puppies, Parenting and Weed Nuts! - Seshisode 125

Puppies, Parenting and Weed Nuts! - Seshisode 125

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem. I bought a puppy for the kids for Christmas. I know it's a little early but you know when things just work out and it seems like fate? Well that was kinda the deal with this.


I'd been looking for a dog since the spring and dealt with a few scammers. Took a break from looking then a couple weeks a go the kids started pouring on "we want a puppy" talk. So I started looking again and lucked out.


Now we're the proud owners of an American Bully puppy.


Since I'm on this new adventure that is dog ownership, I figured I should find out what would happen if the dog was to get in to my stash. 'Cause let's be honest. I have a lot of weed in the house. It's kinda my job to know what the deal is, ya know?! Now that I know I figured I'd let you know what happens if your doggo gets into your stash-o.


Lately in my attempt to quit smoking cigarettes I've started to eat more edibles but I get tired of gummies, there just isn't enough to satisfy my fat guy hunger. I always feel shorted. Recently I was introduced to some infused snacks better suited for my taste buds. I'll give you a hint... It's perfect for a party or a football game.


Honestly these infused treats are some of the best I've come across, full of flavour and they come in a perfect single serving. All though the potency is low (no their fault by the way. It's the government regulations) they help maintain your buzz,


As always I hope you enjoy the sesh!



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Dec 09, 202345:03
I get to Eat Beef Jerky and Get high? Who's NOT down for that?! - Seshisode 124

I get to Eat Beef Jerky and Get high? Who's NOT down for that?! - Seshisode 124

Nov 24, 202301:07:53
Quit Smoking And Change Your Life! - Seshisode 123

Quit Smoking And Change Your Life! - Seshisode 123

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem I'm talking about quitting smoking cigarettes. I have tried for years to stop smoking. The last couple months I actually have a handle on it and haven't had a cigarette in over 40 days now. In this sesh I detail what it was like to quit, how I prepared to quit, some tips I used to quit cigarettes and some of the tools I used to prepare myself for success.


When you're quitting smoking cigarettes, although it's a physical addiction you must prepare mentally for the journey you're about to take. Yes it's a journey. Think of it like Zelda's quest. You get really excited about starting out, then quickly get frustrated over the lack of progress, but ultimately you keep going because you want to see where the story takes you.


I found a method for me that seems to be working really well. Hopefully after listening or watching the sesh these tips and tools can help you smoking cigarettes and start you on your tobacco less journey.


I would like to say that I'm not putting this out there because I'm on some self righteous kick. I'm just offer some advice and empathy to those that are trying to make this monumental change. It's tough enough to go through this transition on your own. Hopefully this will help those people work their way through the ups and downs of the first few days and weeks of quitting cigarettes.


I also know it's been a short time since I quit. Some people are going to be skeptical I know. I can tell you this is the umpteenth time I've tried to quit and this time is different. I don't have any urges for a cigarette nor do I think about it. I'm perfectly content without my little cigarette buddies.


This sesh is a bit long winded but I really wanted to make sure I did a thorough job of explaining myself even if I did over explain a little bit. I hope you enjoy the sesh and if you are quitting I hope something in here helps you achieve your goal of removing cigarettes from your life.


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Nov 17, 202357:34
No you can't Fight a Wolf with your Bare Hands! - Seshisode 122

No you can't Fight a Wolf with your Bare Hands! - Seshisode 122

This weeks Thoughts Off The Stem are infused with Nugz Pheno Hunter Pixie Stikz a 27% THC Sativa. For the Prer-Roll I'm smoking the Recliner, Movie Night hash infused blunt, a 29% THC hybrid. These were supposed to help me focus. They did not. They basically turned me into one giant brain fart for the show.Since I was all on my high horse about road rage last Sesh. It got me thinking about all the times us dudes get all agro and like to profess our our ability to kick butt and fight man hunting animals. That's right some times our bravado has us thinking we are the baddest people on the planet.This got me thinking about the time I was told about one individuals confidence in their capabilities to fight a wolf with his bare hands. That's right they thought they could take a wolf. They barely went outside yet killing a wold was easier than making Kraft Dinner in their mind.Let's just set the record straight. You're not killing a wolf with your bare hands. However the topic of this podcast is a list of people who did manage to fight off animals that tried to kill them.Yup my obsession with life continues. These people are definitely tougher than me. I'm pretty sure they are tougher than you and you won't believe the stuff they did to escape the jaws of some of the most ferocious animals on the planet.We've got a guy who bit a python, a woman who fought off a tiger with garden tools, a woman who saved her husband from a mountain lion with a ball point pen, a taxidermist who stangled a cougar and guy who beat up a tiger with his bike. There's a few more on the list but you get the point. We can't be to sure about how tough we really are until we meet that kind of adversity.Since we are discussing a train wreck mindset and reading stories of insanely tough individuals. I thought it would be fitting to tell you a little bit about how this seshisode came to be. It was full of adversity and problems. Took me 5 attempts to record and a mess of a show to sift through to find the better points I made. So hopefully my mistakes and the issues I encountered in creating this sesh give you a little something relatable. I know it's not on the level of being half way down a sharks throat and stabbing your way out, but it's adversity none the less. I hope I made something out of nothing on this one and that you ultimately enjoy the sesh!Don't forget to like the podcast, subscribe to the channel and check out Tots420.com

Nov 11, 202335:09
Idiots, Road Rage and a Blunt! - Seshisode 121

Idiots, Road Rage and a Blunt! - Seshisode 121

This weeks thoughts off the stem are infused with a bong hit full of 5 Loco from General Admission and Snoop Dogg's Lodi Dodi OG Blunt. I think I said the blunt was a sativa during the sesh it is not it's a Hybrid Leaning Indica. The 5 Loco is actually an infused pre-roll I disassembled and put in the bong. It was super tasty and great hit to start the show.

Let's discuss the city planners of Guelph and their inability to schedule construction and road maintenance without pushing a city into chaos. It's turned any commute through Guelph in to a mad max style race to survive. The energy in the city is thick with anxiety, aggression and malice. It's got everyone thinking they are Jason Statham in the Transporter.

I'm not above admitting that I'm all amped up to and as much as I'm willing to take responsability for my idiocy, I think the city has a little responsibility to accept on this too. They are effectively driving people insane through their inability to complete projects and maintain some semblance of order. They've inadvertently turned our roads in to race tracks occupied by death race drivers and crash test dummies.

Having said all that. Let's not forget we're all in the same situation and driving like animals isn't going to get us anywhere safely or in one piece. So let's all just crank some Motown and act like we love each other.

Besides it's way more fun to relax with a blunt rather than try to eat your dinner through a straw. If you're a follower of the podcast you know I love a good blunt and these Lodi Dodi OG blunts by Dogg Lbs (Snoop Dogg's weed) are quickly becoming one of my top picks. Try it out if you get the chance I highly recommend it.

I hope you enjoy the rant/Sesh!

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Nov 04, 202301:01:60
Weed Makes You Gay, Lazy and Stupid! - Seshisode 120
Oct 27, 202353:21
Lizard OverLords, , Spy Sharks and Killer Dolphins! - Seshisode 119

Lizard OverLords, , Spy Sharks and Killer Dolphins! - Seshisode 119

This week's thoughts off the stem are inspired by mystery weed. It's a home grown sample I was given by a co-worker. It was surprisingly nice. I have no idea what the thc content was. Maybe low 20's. It might have been an indica, but it definitely hyped me up so maybe hybrid? I'm not sure. I can tell you it was a nice dense nug that had a sweeter flavour. It was trimmed well and smoked smooth. I ended up smoking that in the bong, the whole episode. A side from home grown I'm also highlighting a new accessory I picked up. The Davinci Artiq. It's a vape battery for your 510 cartridge. It's a pretty awesome little vaporizer. The cart actually goes in the battery casing for discrete puffage. I decided use my Jungle Fruit vape cart by Explore and show you folks how this dealy works. It's super compact, pulls nice clouds, lasts a long time and delivers great flavour. We all like a good conspiracy theory right? Well light up something fun and lets dive into some of the dumber conspiracy theories I could find. Everything from lizard overlords, to alien redheads and satanic rituals performed with buckets of ice. These could possibly be the silliest theories out there. This rabbit hole of conspiracies lead down a path to weaponized animals. I think there needs to be more discussion about this. I'm not a social justice warrior by any stretch, nor am I going to hop a dingy with peta to try and stop a whaling ship. However I do think that encorporating animals into our defensive insanity is not a good move. There really shouldn't be a need to have animals do our bidding. We should be able to get along, have mutual respect for one another and maintain mutually respectful civil relationships, in an effort to create a positively unified civilization. Like, Subscribe and visit Tots420.com

Oct 20, 202342:49
Cake Farts, Twerking and getting Caught Jerking Off! - Seshisode 118
Oct 14, 202341:24
Stundenglass, Concentrates and a Flip A Thon - Seshisode 117
Oct 06, 202349:05
Regulations, Smoking on a Budget and Middle Aged Men! - Seshisode 116

Regulations, Smoking on a Budget and Middle Aged Men! - Seshisode 116

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem we're smoking Sour OG by Broken Coast and amazing sativa, coming in at 22%.

Lets talk about the AGCO and the regulations that retail cannabis stores need to follow in order to stay compliant. It all starts with an ID check at the door and you'd be surprised at how many middle aged men think they don't apply to the rules. It's really just an undeserved sense of self importance really.

Age gates suck, we get it. We don't want it to be there either but we also don't want to pay the fine that's associated with some one trying to skirt the rules. So keep in mind, the next time you decide to duck the line, you're in a good position to be the reason for some college kid to have a fine levied against him/her because you figured you are more important that a quick "hi how you doin?" That's right you could be costing some poor kid $5000 - $250,000 in fines that quite frankly no one should pay because of your self-righteousness.

A side from the regulations, budgeting seems to be a big issues for a lot of users. Instead of visiting your local shop every morning or every day, spend a little more and make it last a little longer. Bargain product is only that. A bargain. Buying the same pre roll every day has you missing out on the greatness that is available to you. Even on a budget you can get a variety of quality products. Mixing and matching is a great way to make your funds stretch a little farther.

So in this sesh I'm giving you a couple tips and ways you can keep a variety of product, stay lifted and only spend what you want to spend. Side note: A big portion of this advice involves self control.

I hope you enjoy the stories, the insight, the budgetary tips and of course the Sesh!

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Sep 29, 202353:02
Aliens in Congress and the Intergalactic Highway! - Seshisode 115

Aliens in Congress and the Intergalactic Highway! - Seshisode 115

This sesh we are going intergalactic. Lets talk about the alien mummies they found down in Mexico, while I flip this stunden glass full of galactic runtz and Terple by Tribal and Nugz. These are both intense and delicious concentrates. When you add them together you get a whole different view of the world. It's kinda like being shot in to outer space. So with that in mind I figured it would be fun to talk about the Aliens found in Mexico. Keep in mind they are over 1000 years old and mummified, so lets talk about whether or not they are real. Also, how do we know that what we think aliens look like, is what aliens actually look like? Seriously! We can only know what we know and we draw from reference. So who decided that's what these things really look like? Are we totally sure they are aggressive as well? Maybe they were trying to help and our own human emotions got in the way and we got scared. Maybe aliens are visiting to observe and help. Even bigger question... How do we know that the grey and green aliens aren't just alien versions of dogs and monkeys? Think about it.l I mean we've done that, sent dogs and monkey's to space. So why wouldn't it be possible that other life forms do the same thing? Any way you get the gist of where I'm going with all this. If your up for a fun sesh about aliens found in Mexico, ghosts, different dimensions and the theoretical appearance of what we think aliens might look like. Join the sesh you'll have a great time! don't forget to like, subscribe and visit Tots420.com


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Sep 22, 202345:21
Man Up, Get High with your Mom! - Seshisode 114
Sep 15, 202354:54
KIND a Summer Fair Adventure! (Part 2) - Seshisode 113

KIND a Summer Fair Adventure! (Part 2) - Seshisode 113

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem we are joined by Tyler and we are finishing out explaining our Kind experience. This sesh we smoked a couple new things that came to the shop on our last order. A new infused pre roll by Carmel, who we saw at the Kind summer fair. We sipped on some Mollo 10 beer flavoured beverages. Near the end of the sesh we break out a new kind of Mollo 10 as well. Their new Cider. which was not from the Kind summer fair, but in our last delivery. While we work through our Kind goodies. Let us finish the tour of the Kind summer fair. In part one we told you about the layout, how the consumption area worked, what it was like to run into some of the industries top produces, who then took a few moments to let us pick their brains and smoked with us. In this sesh we pick up where we left off. Talking about the longevity of producers who limit their production vs those that over produced in attempt to gain a foothold on the market. Where they are now and who is coming out on top. We never would have thought a story worthy experience would include a bathroom in a speakeasy at summer fair but it did. That's right we also give you a run down of the Kind summer fair. It's ok we make fun. To wrap it all up we sent Anna on a "Where's Waldo" style hunt at the No Future booth. It may have stemmed from Tyler and I being grown children. Or it could have been the extensive list of pre rolls, concentrates and edibles we indulged during the kind summer fair. Either way Anna got us back for our antics and well we all had a great time. Stick around until the end of the sesh that's when we do an accurate count of all the mini sesh's we had throughout the day. Start to finish was 14 hours of steady and consistent ingestion. To clarify we count out all of what we sesh'd with. Then we break it down to how many concentrates and how many joints we had. Tyler and I both agreed we did it right this year. Everything we smoked was a great blend to the environment. Sticking with sativas for the majority of the day and adding in a couple indica's near the end. This allowed us to keep the energy up and a smile on our faces while staying talkative fun and social. The Kind summer fair was a great experience. I hope you enjoy part 2 of our Kind experience.d Enjoy the Sesh! Visit Tots420.com for more Thoughts Off The Stem

Jul 22, 202301:07:55
KIND a Summer Fair Adventure! (Part 1) - Seshisode 112

KIND a Summer Fair Adventure! (Part 1) - Seshisode 112

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem. We went to the KIND summer fair! it was awsome!

By we I mean Tyler from the shop and myself of course. Tyler was previously on Seshisode 99. For those who think he might look familiar.

Through work we were lucky enough to get a couple tickets for day one. So this sesh we are recapping the adventure that was our journey to KIND.

The day was amazing. It was one long smoke sesh, a stoner christmas if you will. There was way too much consumption going on through out the day to list it here. We do a pretty good job of rattling everything off during the sesh. Which means you're gonna get a pretty good list of enjoyable day time smoke you can enjoy in large groups.

As we work our way through the sack of free samples we each got. We'll take you on a guided tour of what to expect when attending a cannabis fair. Peppering in a few stories about the goings on and the people we met.

Potheads are definitely the most accepting and inclusive groups of fun havers I've ever been around. So being able to sample a bunch of new strains, try some existing but "new to me" strains and share the experience with such a large group of strangers, was amazing.

You might say it rekindled my faith in humanity a little bit. Like the best of the best sesh circles, this one's got all the giggles.

I hope you enjoy the sesh.

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Jul 15, 202301:31:41
Kactus Kutter, Purple Kush and Grumpy Old Men! - Seshisode 111
Jul 07, 202349:14
Phobias, Heightened Senses and Driving High! - Seshisode 110
Jun 09, 202354:49
Parenting, Cannabis and a Smoke Buddy! - Seshisode 109

Parenting, Cannabis and a Smoke Buddy! - Seshisode 109

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem podcast I'm talking about being a cannabis infused parent on Seshisode 108 - Parenting, Cannabis and a Smoke Buddy! Starting the show with a bong hit of Nugz Smallz Indica Pheno number 23. It was about 23% thc. I also rolled up a few pre rolls of the same. Why? because I am working through my stash jar and these few nugs needed a good smoking. Like I was saying, this week I'm taking on the topic of cannabis infused parenting. A lot of people have a poor view of those who partake in cannabis and raise children. Since my whole existence, at this point, revolves around weed, the very least I can do is pass along some of the things I've noticed and learned in my parenting journey. I stick to the adage that it's better to be honest then hide things from people. So I am very open and honest with my kids when discussing anything. I also try my best to preserve their innocence. However their life circumstances have give them incite into things that kids might not be exposed to on a regular basis. So again I have had to be very available in the topics I am willing to discuss with them. I do my best to protect them and offer them some insight into how the world really works. It's a fine line I tell ya. Since we're discussing the things most important to us. I thought it would be a good lead in to the weed facts this week. Which are about cannabis and your pets. We care deeply about our pets, after all they are family. So we want to care for them the best way we can. This has lead people to see if cannabis can help their furry family members, as it dose our not so furry ones. No matter what you decide to do with your pets, I want to make it clear that, in no way am I telling you, you should give your pets cannabis products. We are just discussing an article that discussed some research findings under controlled testing with animals and the ingesting of THC and CBD. I recommend that you discuss any thoughts you have with your vet. Having said that, I thought this article was a good starting point with some basic starting information about giving your pet cannabis products.

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I hope you enjoy the sesh!

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Jun 04, 202351:56
Super Pumped and Mentally Deflated! - Seshisode 108
May 26, 202342:31
Weird ways to Die, CHS and a 25ft Wave of Molasses! - Seshisode 107

Weird ways to Die, CHS and a 25ft Wave of Molasses! - Seshisode 107

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem, Seshisode 107 - Death by Nets Pot, Canabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome and a 25 ft Wave of Molasses, we're taking a walk through my morbid sense of humour.

As if we don't have enough to worry about with covid, heart disease, cancer and all the other ailments that might lead to our demise. We also have to worry about some every day actions that may take us out. Sure pop machines could fall on us if we get a little to aggressive when our purchase gets stuck. Laughter doesn't always prove to be the best medicine. Constipation could be more deadly than just being blocked up, grumpy and uncomfortable. Especially if you pour really baring down when dropping off your daily deposit. Before you use that neti pot you better be sure it's not a vessel for a brain eating amoeba. Now that the global AI game is ramping up. We also need to take heed of past interactions with robots or at least the types of machinery controlled by them. The last thing you want is to be turned in to human soup when they rise up and try to take over their constrictive creators.

As a special mention I also found quite the tale of Molasses in Boston, the devastation a syrupy goo can unleash on a city is amazing to me. So stick around until the end when we discuss a 25ft wave of molasses that did it's best to take over a city.

Since we are talking about weird and seemingly avoidable ways to die. I thought it would be a good idea to have a look at CHS, Canabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome in this weeks weed facts. It affects a small amount of marijuana users and is primarily noticed in long term daily use consumers. However it seems to becoming more prevalent as weed becomes more acceptable and accessible. If you're feeling any of the symptoms mentioned in this sesh it would definitely be in your best interest to give your doctor a shout.

This sesh Was a good time. A few fun facts, a couple of the wall stories and few more ways to find paranoia in the world we live. Like we need more ways to freak out right? Well this week that's what we're doing. Adding a little humour to the paranoia so that it doesn't seem all that over whelming.

I hope you have a great weekend and enjoy the Sesh!

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May 12, 202342:10
TikTok, Mental Health and Role Models! - Seshisode 106

TikTok, Mental Health and Role Models! - Seshisode 106

This week on Thoughts off the Stem I'm ranting about TikTok, Mental health and Role Models. As a girl dad I feel like they are getting the short end of the stick and we as a society need to step our game up. To start the show/rant I'm smoking Cookie Cake by Green Seal a 33.8% Sativa. To follow up and mellow out a t bit after blowing a ton of hot air. I'm smoking a home roll of Sour and Citrus from General Admission, another Sativa at 24%. So basically all the energy in this sesh. Now like I was saying... This sesh is a rant. I'm spouting off on a few beliefs I have. As well as some hopes and observations i have for, and made of, this next generation. I had an experience on TikTok that urked me so much it got me thinking about the state of role models. Especially for my daughters. As much as I think girls need better role models in the media. We all need to be better role models for those who succeed us. There is and has been a clear issue with logic and common sense on mass in the past few years. If we keep heading in this direction we are definitely going to end up like the movie Idiocracy. We are acting like idiots. Honestly when has it ever been acceptable to have a conversation with some one while taking off your plants! Then taking that video and putting it on the internet for attention. Seriously this isn't regular. Hope you enjoy the sesh/rant!


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May 06, 202335:26
Weird Things People Stuck up their Butts, Concentrates and a Yocan Pillar Review! - Seshisode 105

Weird Things People Stuck up their Butts, Concentrates and a Yocan Pillar Review! - Seshisode 105

On this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, I'm smoking concentrates. Starting the show off with a couple hits of Sour Green Mango Live Rosin, by EarthWolf Farms. It's a Sativa and comes in at 59% THC. Mid sesh I got a hankering for Wagners Blue Lime Pie Diamonds. It's a Hybrid coming in at 82% THC and it amped me up. Not only am I reviewing these wonderful concentrates, but I also took some time to Review some accessories including, the L'il Dipper dab straw and the Yocan Pillar. It's all the flavour and all the highs in easy to use compact smoking accessories.


A special shout out to Msiku Frozen Lemon Shatter, which I didn't get to try this sesh, but thought I should mention as I had mentioned it in the show. It's definitely worth the try. It's a Sativa, coming in at 84.1% THC, full of flavour and one of the more social highs I have experienced. Especially in a concentrate.


People never cease to amaze me. As high as I get off concentrates I can confirm there has never been a time when my reality has been altered enough to pose the question... Hey! I wonder if this fish bowl will fit up my butthole?


That was not the case for the feature of this Seshisode. In fact it's quite the opposite. The people featured in this sesh, posed similar questions then followed through with some action. Unfortunately for them those actions led them strait into the emergency room then on to the X-ray lab and most likely laid out on an operating table in order to reclaim the objects logged in their holiest of holies. Of course I have many questions about the thought process that proceeds the activities that lead to such insertions. Join me as we discuss the weirdest things people have stuck up their butts!


Since we are talking about things reclaimed from human suitcases. I thought it would be fitting that we discuss how to reclaim previously used concentrates. The removal of small bits of debris for future use is always exciting even if it is a little messy. Retrieving concentrate reclaim, however, is way more worth while than trying to pry a beer bottle out of a butthole with a wire hanger. So, in this weeks Weed Facts I'm giving you a brief over view of what reclaim is and Nine steps to removing reclaim from your concentrate accessories.


I had a blast recording this sesh. I hope you have a blast watching or listening. I also hope that some of the accessories, products and information helps you find new and exciting things to add to your next smoke sesh.


Have a great weekend and I hope you enjoy the Sesh!


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Apr 28, 202352:58
Florida Man, Bubble Hash and a Somke Sesh! - Seshisode 104

Florida Man, Bubble Hash and a Somke Sesh! - Seshisode 104

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem, I'm talking about Florida man. With a little weed facts interlude about Bubble Hash. Starting the smoke sesh off with a bong hit packed with Cuban Linx from Tribal at 27% Thc. It's mixed with a 15% CBG flower by Penekia. In the joint this week I have the same mix of Cuban Linx and CBG flower mixed with a nice little bubble has snake running down the centre. This sesh is dedicated to the weirdest Florida Man snippets I could find around the internet. In the past few episodes I had been exploring weird laws from around the world. During that research I found an abundance of laws that pertained to Florida and the many different ways people have interacted with local wild life. So light something up because some of these people are truly out to lunch when it comes to operating in society. Since I added a little bubble hash to my roll this week, I thought I would give you a little run down of how bubble hash made and how it differs from other forms of the concentrate. I also thought it fit nicely since last week I discussed Temple balls. If you enjoy a nice hash high or just want to know more about it, this weeks weed facts should help you out. As I am always trying to elevate my game. This week I have added a few goodies to the episode in order create a little more engagement and entertainment to the podcast. So I hope you enjoy the new PinP feature where you can actually see all the things I'm talking about through out the podcast. Hope you enjoy the Sesh!Visit Tots420.com


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Apr 14, 202343:48
Dude for Real?! The funniest laws from around the world (Part 2) - Seshisode 103

Dude for Real?! The funniest laws from around the world (Part 2) - Seshisode 103

Dude for Real?! The funniest laws around the world, part two.

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem I'm smoking Sour and Citrus, Lemon Berry Crunch by General Admission. It's a 24% THC sativa in the bong, it's a really nice social high.

For the roll this week I decided to roll my own. It's a mix, an infusion if you will. The flower is more of Sour and Citrus with a snake off the Lemon Drop Temple Ball by Trippy Hippy. It's 49% THC with a balance of CBD. The high felt like a Hybrid.

Just to round out the high a little. I took a few puffs from the Yocan Evolve Plus, one of my concentrate pens. In it was a mix of Blue Lime Pie Diamonds by Wagners. They come in at 82% THC with a Hybrid high. Mixed in with it was a little piece of the Temple ball. It's was super tasty and a full body smoke. I highly recommend the mix.

Dude for real this is part two of weird laws from around the world. The goofiness of these laws really lends to the giggly high the was brought on by these strains.

So make sure you don't molest your cars, eat sardines before boning, let your donkeys sleep in your bathtub after 7pm, throw snow balls in Calgary, drive bicycles drunk or swear in front of dead people. You never know where a weird law might be lurking. So next time your traveling the world try to be on your best behaviour and maybe don't let your freak flag fly.

This weeks weed facts are about Temple Balls. These marble like nuggets of resin hash are the original concentrate. So since I'm doing my best to smoke through my stash, I figured why not give you a run down of what a Temple Ball is.

Hope you enjoy the Sesh!

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Apr 08, 202348:12
Dude For Real?! (Part 1) - Seshisode 102

Dude For Real?! (Part 1) - Seshisode 102

This Seshisode of Thoughts Off The Stem, I'm trying something a little different. We're tripping around the world and taking a look at some of the more ridiculous laws I could find. To do that properly I need a mash up of sativa's to keep me lifted and inquisitive.

In the bong I've got a mix of Jealousy from Black Market at 23% THC, I think, and some Cuban Linx from Tribal (Not Nugz, like I say at the beginning of the podcast) at 27% THC.

The pre-roll is THC-a infused, it's called Moon Landing from Green Seal at 31% THC. I know, I know. My dedication to Green Seal is getting annoying. Don't worry I'm switching it up next sesh.

For a quick hit mid smoke sesh I take a few puffs from the Journey pipe filled with the Lemon Drop Temple Ball (resin infused hash) from Trippy Hippy at 49%. The variety made up a pretty sweet high man.

Have you ever looked up dumb stuff on the internet? Of course you have! So do I. I was smoking a bowl one day and found myself looking up funny laws from around the world. Well it's kind of around the world. Most of the laws come from the USA, Canada, Britain and Australia. I picked the 50 funniest laws in an effort to inform people of the pending consequences from seemingly innocent actions (in most cases).

So next time think twice before you make a nasty face at a dog and take note of where you're at. It might come with some jail time. Definitely don't imitate an animal in Miami, it's totally against the law. Poor furries. Don't tie alligators to a fire hydrant in Michigan, it comes with a fine. Speaking of fire hydrants. If you're a woman in a burning building, there's one state you better be clothed in when the fire fighters show up. Other wise you could end up being kindling.

Those are just a few of the 50 funniest laws I've found around the internet. This sesh is part one of two. So pack a bowl, roll a joint, spark your blunt and lets get in to the first 25 funny laws from around the world.

Dude for Real! I hope you enjoy the Sesh!

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Mar 31, 202337:15
Driving in to a Police Sting, Cannabis VS Government and a Toe Cocktail! - Seshisode 101

Driving in to a Police Sting, Cannabis VS Government and a Toe Cocktail! - Seshisode 101

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem I'm trying out some new sativa's. In the bong I've loaded up Sour and Citrus by General Admission at 23% THC. The pre-roll is a the Slapz Wrap by Nugz a blunt at 20% THC. That's right I'm combining citrus flavours and sativa's this week in order to stay energized!


You know that feeling you get when you walk out of an action movie. The one where you think you're the baddest dude on the planet? Me too. Man did I find myself in an eye opener of a situation a couple weeks ago. I parked right in the middle of a SWAT lead sting operation. Dude, let me tell you. All those thoughts of how much of a bad ass I thought I might be. Right out the window man. It's a wild story, hope you enjoy it.


This episodes Weed Facts revolve around an article about members of the cannabis industry meeting with Justin Trudeau to discuss changes they would like the government of Canada to make in order to progress the industry. The resounding answer was to remove the unnecessary and excessive financial burden the system has imposed. Hopefully the discussion actually yields some change. We need it.


Another aspect to some of the issues the industry faces is the capping of edibles. Meaning edibles can't be potent, basically. Adults want to be able to choose for themselves. They don't want to be told what to do. This is a case where in essence we are being treated like kids. I get the concern of kids getting hold of some infused candy, but really isn't that our responsibility as good parents. To educate and create awareness around the things we do and the reasons we do them?


Dude for real, did you know there is a town in the Yukon that serves a Toe Cocktail? For the Big Foot lovers out there, there is a place in Canada where Sasquatch is protected by law. Also we also have the oldest rocks in the world. Take that earthlings!


I hope you enjoy the Sesh!


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Mar 24, 202353:47
A Cruise, A Hot Dab and a 100 Minute Smoke Sesh! - Seshisode 100

A Cruise, A Hot Dab and a 100 Minute Smoke Sesh! - Seshisode 100

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem, it's the 100th Seshisode.  Celebrate 100 episodes with Beau and I.  Join us for a constant cloud and 100 minutes of consecutive puffing.  

To start the sesh off right we have some Cuban Linx by Tribal at 27.7% THC, in the bong, which I hit a couple times.  I've also rolled up a few more Cuban Linx joints that we smoke through.  In between the Cuban Linx rolls, we smoke some Mocha OG by Green Seal at 24%THC.  The theme of the sesh was Sativa as everything we smoked needed to keep us energized.  It worked mostly.  

As we worked our way through some really potent petals we discussed a variety of topics.  We started off discussing what it would be like to take a cruise, how big the ships are and the fact that it's basically an island with a destination.  Which leads nicely into Beau's scuba diving story which sounded like a great time.  I really hope his cruise goes well.  

I gave Beau the opportunity to tell his side of the stand up comedy club story.  I had discussed it on a previous episode and wanted to give him the opportunity to explain his perspective on the situation.  

Since we're having a smoke sesh celebration.  Of course I have to explain how dab rigs work.  Because of course I'm going to do a dab and I'm trying some diamonds in the yocan orbit.  I'm telling you, it's the perfect portable dab rig.  

Once the high started to set in we got all educational and talked about my experience with Slaughter House 5, the Kurt Vonnegut book.  Here's a hint, it involved a lot of weed and resulted in a completely changed perspective.  

We let you know our favourite types of weed, the reasons we liked indica's, sativa's and hybrids.  The differences between the highs and how Thc percentage doesn't really matter if you have a well cultivated plant.  We also take some time to review what we're smoking.  

As mentioned before we were smoking, Cuban linx, Mocha OG, but I am also adding in Wagners Blue Lime Pie Diamonds, in the yocan orbit.  Nugz Fresh Frozen Hash Resin, in the dab rig and Live Resin Hash from Green Seal in the journey pipe.    

We had to add in a little talk about what accessories help us achieve the ultimate smoking experience.  If I'm smoking joints it's gotta be glass tips.  There is a huge difference in flavour and experience when you use them.    

You know what the difference is between getting hooked on BT's vs Poppers?  Nothing they both end up making it so you have to have one every 15 minutes.    

Have you ever been serenaded with a dab song?  well stick around until the end when I do a dab and sing a song.  

You know this sesh is a pretty good bang for your buck.  You get a variety of reviews, a solid 100 minute smoke sesh with everything from flower to concentrates and few insights in to things you didn't know you cared about.  

Even though we had some technical difficulties and phone calls near the end of the sesh.  I think we held it together pretty well and had a good time, I hope you had a good time and enjoyed smoking along.  

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Mar 10, 202301:46:35
Budtender Stories, Health Canada vs Edibles and How did we get to Horses? - Seshisode 99

Budtender Stories, Health Canada vs Edibles and How did we get to Horses? - Seshisode 99

This week on Thoughts Off The Stem I had some guests.  Three of my former co-workers/friends/sesh buddies and generaly awesome humans.  I'd like to thank Nathan, Ewa and Tyler for joining the show.    

We smoked so much, way to much to list here. I will say that the bong hit was Cookie Cake by Green Seal at 33.8% Thc.  It's a Sativa and it hits all in the head.  For the rest of what we smoked you gotta join the sesh man.  Watch all the way through and count how many joints we smoke.  Keep in mind we stepped out to smoke a couple more then came back to filming.  

The main topic of discussion is edibles.  Health Canada is starting to crack down on high potency edibles and the  companies that are producing them.  We have our own thoughts about the situation and discuss it during this weeks weed facts.  

Nathan, Ewa, Tyler and myself take you on stoned journy through the inner workings of a smoke sesh.  This is the opitomy of what it's like to get high with your friends.  We cover a slew of different topics, mostly what it's like to work at a shop and the weird and whacky instances some of us have had.  We share our knowledge of products and the cannabis industry in general.  Poke fun at each other, zone out from time to time and have a great time doing it.  

So join the sesh!  Start your weekend with Thoughts Off The Stem!  

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Mar 04, 202301:39:55
Karens getting Owned, Retail Cannabis and Amazing ways People try to Smuggle Cocaine! - Seshisode 98

Karens getting Owned, Retail Cannabis and Amazing ways People try to Smuggle Cocaine! - Seshisode 98

This week I'm trying out Pineapple P in the bong.  It's from BLKMKT because I am still working my way throught the cognoscente craft taster flight.  In the pre roll I'm trying Mango High Chew by General Admission.  It's 38.8% THC, is infused with distillate and wrapped in keif.  It tastes like Mangos people.  To add to the fun, this sesh I'm finally getting my stuff together and trying the Fuego Peachy Leeche vape cart.  It's 86% THC and tastes like fuzzy peaches mixed with leeche, which apparently is a thing.  

Have you ever worked retail?  Well if you haven't let me enlighten you about the old addage that the customer is always right.  Spoiler alert... They are not!  

Here's a few stories from my days in retail and some of the more, shall we say, Karen like customers I've had to deal with.  Everything from the guys that wouldn't listen to women, to the return of an insane amount of tile glue.  To the guy that had clearly never been put in his place.  

Just for fun and a little cannabis education I threw in a few stories from the shop.  Just because cannabis is legal in Canada with a shop on every corner.  That doesn't mean you can act like a spoiled brat and return stuff for what ever reason you think is acceptable.  Have you ever tried to return cigarettes?  It doesn't work.  Just listen to these crazy Karens loose it for ridiculous reasons.  

Since I'm finally into the Fuego vape cart and last week we talked ingredients, I thought I should discuss the differences between vape carts and concentrates, in this weeks weed facts.  

Even more amazing is the effort, intelligence and ingenuity that people have displayed in their attempts to smuggle cocaine.  I'm telling you it's amazing what people do for drugs.  

Hope you enjoy the sesh! 

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Feb 24, 202301:07:06
Stand up Comedy, Vape Carts and Animals on Psychedelics! - Seshisode 97

Stand up Comedy, Vape Carts and Animals on Psychedelics! - Seshisode 97

Everyone thinks they can do stand up comedy.  It's a totally different animal when you are up there on stage with a bunch of fresh faces expecting you to make them laugh.  To do stand up comedy you have 5 minutes to get the crowd on your side, then make them laugh.  It's not as easy as it looks.  Since I like a challenge and a good story I took a shot at being a comic in my twenties.  Meaning I tried it once.  It didn't go well, I never tried it again.  So I figured I would tell you the story.  

Let's follow that up with the time a friend blew up at comic right in the middle of his set.  Yup! We had to leave.  The audience was pissed and the comedy club gave us two tickets.  Weird I know!  Even more amazing was the fact that I thought the comedian was going to light him up.  Nope, he started debating the merit of his stand up act.  I thought, this isn't time for a debate.  It's time for a verbal beat down.  Well that didn't happen and I realized in that moment, we were watching a really bad comedian.  If you're gonna be a stand up comedian, it shouldn't matter what the heckler says.  You gotta light that dude up for interrupting your set.  Especially when they are way to drunk to be talking smack.  

Weed facts this week are all about vape carts.  How does that relate to stand up comedy?  It doesn't it, but the vape carts I use do give me the giggles so maybe.  Either way we're talking about what makes a good vape cart and what the primary ingredients in a vape cart are.  

Dude for real! Animals like to get high too.  This week is a list of 8 animals that regularly get high on psychedelics.  So next time you start getting all self conscious about your weed use.  Don't worry, animals get high too.  

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Feb 17, 202349:58
New Flower, Green Outs, Hydration and a Clean Mouth! - Seshisode 96

New Flower, Green Outs, Hydration and a Clean Mouth! - Seshisode 96

This week I'm smoking Organic Watermelon Z it came in at 21% THC from the Cognocente craft pack, made by BlkMkt I believe.  I'm pretty sure it was a sativa based on the terp profile and the high to be honest.  I got very expressive.  Any way that's what was in the bong.  For our joint we are smoking my favourite blunt.  Presidente by Lobo.  It is a hash infused blunt, complete with glass tip.  It is 30% THC, it's also a sativa and is a must if you like a really nice blunt.  Pick it up for special occasions.  

Aside from unveiling the Cognocente craft pack and all of its potential awesomeness.  I've decided to get hydrated.  Do you know how hard it is to get properly hydrated?  It's like a full time job!  I can't go cup for cup to get that H2O it's too much effort.  I need the lazy man's version of getting hydrated.  So let's talk about the one gallon jug I just bought.  

There is a bigger flex than optimal hydration.  It's true.  The dentist told me.  It's a well kept face hole.  That's right!  Get your mouth game on point.  I did and I didn't even need to start flossing.  Thank you Water Pik and your wonderful mouth cleaning massager.  Possibly the best investment ever.  

Keeping with the the theme of the sesh, which apparently is getting healthier.  The Weed Facts are all about recouperation, sleep and CBN.  As we all know, the key to a happy and healthy lifestyle is rest, hydration and oral health.  

The Dude for Real facts are quite the opposite even though they were motivated by the same intentions.  This week we are talking about some things and stuff, we thought were healthy back in the day.  However... They are not!!  

I hope you enjoy the sesh!  Visit Tots420.com for the latest Seshisodes, Weed Facts and Dude for Real articles.


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Feb 10, 202352:33
Toxic Masculinity, Feeling Really Good about being Me and CBG! - Seshisode 95

Toxic Masculinity, Feeling Really Good about being Me and CBG! - Seshisode 95

Jan 20, 202357:34
A Time Release High, Edibles at a Winter Fair and a Lemon Square!

A Time Release High, Edibles at a Winter Fair and a Lemon Square!

New bong same herb.  Starting it off this Sesh with a massive bong hit full of Citrus Skunk by Green Seal.  It's a 24% THC sativa.  Hits you right in the eyes man.  Todays pre-roll is an un rated tester join by Simply Bare Organics.  It's definitely a hybrid, gets you nice and Mello with any earthy yet berry flavour.  It was tasty and did the trick for sure.

I don't know if you've ever been to a work related function hella high, but I did.  Recently the Kind winter fair was held in Toronto.  Being a budtender/shift lead I as lucky enough to get a ticket to day two.  Kind is the most popular cannabis magazine Canada at the moment.  They have been holding these festival/party/convention/trade show functions since 2020 I believe.  It's basically a place for industry people to schmooze try new products, get new products and pick the brains of their favourite growers.  

The best part of this whole situation was the expectation that you enjoy the experience to the fullest by testing everything.  It was the first time I got to fully enjoy a work function so high that a blow up igloo had my equilibrium all messed while I discussed the development process of one of my new favourite strains.  Black Markets Peanutbutter Mac.  It's one of the craziest getting high experiences I've had in a long time.  The whole conversation I spent it mentally trying to stop myself from floating away and it was perfectly acceptable.  

It was quite the experience especially when you take into account I had eaten 140 mg of edibles on an empty stomach about 20 min before entering the venue.  Dude when I say I was in my own little world I mean I was bopping to music that only played in my head.  My legs felt like slinkies and I didn't recognize any of the scenery on the walk back to our car.


My Winter Fear Warm up..

Vortex Gummies 140mg

Nugz Frozen Hash Resin


My KIND winter fair picks...

1) Nugz

2) Loud Plug

3) Organic Comatose

4) Black Market

5) Tea Pot

6) Organic

7) Simply Bare


I hope you enjoy the Sesh!

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Dec 16, 202243:01
Industry Projections, Good vs Bad Budtenders and an Electrocution by Turkey - Seshisode 93

Industry Projections, Good vs Bad Budtenders and an Electrocution by Turkey - Seshisode 93

Dec 02, 202243:32
30 Stoner Thoughts, A Trip to Block Buster and a Weed A Rita! - Seshisode 92

30 Stoner Thoughts, A Trip to Block Buster and a Weed A Rita! - Seshisode 92

This sesh I’m smoking Citrus Skunk from Green Seal at 24% THC, the perfect sativa, in my opinion.  Since I’m introducing you to “Kong” my new triple perk, triple chamber, 19” bong.  It had to be a strong sativa, or words would have been difficult.  The joint today is a pre-roll called Laughing Gas by Cookies, a Hybrid at 23% THC.  It lived up to it’s name for sure.  I definitely got the giggles.  With a little help from a Weed-A-Rita and of course Kong!  The Wee-A-Rita... A concoction 5 months in the making.  The total ammount of THC in this hillbilly coctail is 500 mg.

With all the booze flowing and puffing going on (we may or may not have started the dube fest earlier in the day), I only got through a glass.  Man did that pint pack a punch.  At certain times I couln’t contain the giggles and got emotional.  I had a very special guest on the show as well.  He’s been mentioned in previous seshisodes and I finally got him on to tell us some stories and rip on blog posts with me.

Dave IS here maaan!  I finally got my buddy Dave on the podcast.  Did  it go off the rails and turn goofy? Definitely.  We had a good time though, and even if none of this made any sense it was fun as hell.  It was a good hang and a great smoke sesh.  Hopefully the fun and the vibe comes through strong on this.

This weeks weed facts are a list of “30 stoner thoughts” - as always they start off on the up side of strong then fall off in a lazy marijuana induced haze.  Either way it was fun to watch dave rip on some of these like a grandpa scoleding a couple teenagers.

Dude for Real! Dave brought his own fact to throw out on the show.  Then we got into a list of 50 amazing facts.  Some were surprising, some were rediculous, but they were all entertaining.

This is the longest sesh yet it was a blast to record hopefully it’s as much fun to watch.  Enjoy the Sesh!

Guest Host - My Buddy Dave!

The Weed-A-Rita 

(ingrediants)

  1. - 6 Versus Key Lime Seltzer's - 60 mg
  2. - 4 Sweet Justice Pacific Island Punch - 40 mg
  3. - 2 Favour Shots Berry Mixer - 20 mg
  4. - 2 Bottles of Five founders THC Oil - 60mg
  5. - 1 Package of Electric Lemon Edison Jolts - 100 mg
  6. - 1 Package of Indiva Life Lozenges - 250 mg

Total THC - 500 mg

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Nov 25, 202201:43:36
TikTok Famous, Hypocrisy and a Persona for Views! - Seshisode 91

TikTok Famous, Hypocrisy and a Persona for Views! - Seshisode 91

This sesh I'm hitting Citrus Skunk by Green Seal, at 24% THC, in the Bong.  This is the type of Sativa that hits you right in the eyes maaaan.  For pre rolls I'm smoking Animal Sorbet Kush Mints by BlkMkt, at 28%, it's a Blunt and probably one of the best.  It's in my top 3.  It's definitely an indica.  You'll see.    

Today is a bit of a rant.  Well not a bit, more like a balls all in kinda rant.  Might have got on my high horse and did some explaining.  I feel like I'm justified because this idea of becoming TikTok Famous promotes all kinds of stupid.  Thanks a lot Andrew Tate!    

So in an effort to practice what I preach.  I have compiled a list of weed facts that will actually help and educate you about how much cannabis you can have on your person in Ontario Canada.  How much THC is in edibles in a legal pot shop and how many plants you can grow in your residence.  

Dude for real!  If TikTok was a crime these idiot criminals would be making bank.  For the Dude for real segment we're talking dumb criminals and a couple crimes these dopes committed.  Some times it's worth taking a breath and a second to reflect before you act.  

Hope you enjoy the Sesh!    

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Nov 18, 202233:56
Selling a house, Renting a house and levelling up!
Nov 12, 202233:33
A Birthday Green Out, Pranks Gone Wrong and more Megafauna!

A Birthday Green Out, Pranks Gone Wrong and more Megafauna!

This sesh I'm smoking Frosted Cherry from PotLuck.  It's an Indica at 18% THC.  I've said it before and I'll say it again this strain will throw you for a loop.  Some times it hits and some times it's doesn't.  I also took a hoot off the Yocan Armor pen.  I had a little hash and shatter in there.  The shatter was from Shaterizer, it's their White Widow Strain.  It's a hybrid with 69% THC.  The hash I don't have stats on.  It wasn't mine and we loaded it up at my buddies party on the weekend.  The mix lasts a while and it's a great hit.

This sesh I felt like continuing story time.  I had such a good time telling stories on the 420 episode, that I decided to tell you about how I became a cautionary tale at my high school, for all the new English students In the senior English class.  The night we got to "decorate" the school the school in October of our senior year.  Decorating meant steeling pumpkins, from pumpkin patches, racing through back roads with a friend in the bed of my pick up truck and getting shot at by farmers.  At least we think we were shot at.  We heard a loud bang, saw a porch light go on and figured since we were stealing his pumpkins he let her rip.  The weed facts are a couple claims to the medical benefits of marijuana.  They seemed to be lacking context but they had a couple points I didn't know about.  In accordance with my new found obsession over megafauna and giant prehistoric animals, with have 3 new additions to the surprisingly large animals that used to exist.  I had a lot of fun recording this and dude, that Frosted Cherry had me all kinds of high by the end of the sesh.

Hope you Enjoy!  

Apr 22, 202243:01
A 420 Smoke Sesh, VHS Porn and Mishap's with Edibles!

A 420 Smoke Sesh, VHS Porn and Mishap's with Edibles!

HAPPY 4/20!! This smoke sesh I'm trying Potluck's Frosted Cherry.  It's an indica with 18% Thc.  It's a weird one.  Some times it hits strong and some times not.  This time it did.

It's 4/20, let's celebrate with a story time smoke sesh.  Let me do the story telling while you hit that bong, joint or dab rig and I'll see if I can make you laugh with a few tales about the first time I bought a porn tape from the convenience store.  That's right!  A friend turning down a threesome.  The time I hit a lady with the door as I left a porn shop and a couple magically delicious edible stories.

I hope you enjoy the sesh and have an amazing 420.

The result of a bong hit and a sense of humor.  We smoke weed, ponder life and tell some ridiculous stories.          

We're creating a vibe in the community.  So join the sesh with your friendly neighborhood pothead and SUBSCRIBE to Thoughts Off The Stem podcast.   

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Apr 20, 202223:49
Blueberry Syrup, 15 strains for 420 and a 7ft Beaver, eh!

Blueberry Syrup, 15 strains for 420 and a 7ft Beaver, eh!

This sesh I'm smoking Ultra Sour.  A 23% sativa by Up.  I'm also trying out a pre roll of Blueberry Syrup, a 23% hybrid by Qwest.  

 So I have a few clarifications to make, because well, I got rambly high.  First, when I said pinene is in lemon pledge, I really meant limonene.  Seriously I did.  Also, I'm not so sure this is as much a podcast, as it is a geek out session about weed.  I'm sure there's a message about life in there somewhere though.   Also, when I said zkittles was raved about by some coworkers... I was full of the poo poo.  I was thinking ghost drops and got them confused. Basically this sesh is a rambling review of a Blueberry Syrup preroll and Ultra Sour flower.  So there!  That's my description of this episode.      

Hope you enjoy.   

The result of a bong hit and a sense of humor.  We smoke weed, ponder life and tell some ridiculous stories.          

We're creating a vibe in the community.  So join the sesh with your friendly neighborhood pothead and SUBSCRIBE to Thoughts Off The Stem podcast.           

 While you're between PUFFS hit the LIKE button, then PASS this on to someone who needs a Sesh Buddy!          

Now you can visit Tots420.com to parooze the Tots420 Shop, find more content, discover new platforms, donate to the show if you feel like supporting our growth and shop our affiliate links for Amazing dab rigs, bongs, pipes and glass smoking accessories.            

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Apr 15, 202235:13
Fat Guy T-shirts, Car Dents and Social Etiquette!

Fat Guy T-shirts, Car Dents and Social Etiquette!

This sesh I'm smoking Wagners Blue Lime Pie, a 22% Thc Hybrid leaning indica, paired with a couple hits from the Yocan Armor, with White Widdow shatter, from Shatterizer.  It's a 69% Thc Hybrid.

T-shirts that keep fat guys fat and promote laziness are the epitome of the break down of society.  Don't be a blob of human, put in some effort.  It's the only way to fill the void.  Ok, so I got a little over excited about a t-shirt and it turned into a rant about social etiquette and the break down of society.  We need to rebuild a sense of community.  In an effort to give rather than take.  This weeks weed facts are for people who want to grow but don't know where to start.  The Dude For Real facts include using your brain as a remote and chewing gum to make your brain function better.  

Hope you enjoy the sesh! 

The result of a bong hit and a sense of humor.  We smoke weed, ponder life and tell some ridiculous stories.          

We're creating a vibe in the community.  So join the sesh with your friendly neighborhood pothead and SUBSCRIBE to Thoughts Off The Stem podcast.           

While you're between PUFFS hit the LIKE button, then PASS this on to someone who needs a Sesh Buddy!          

Now you can visit Tots420.com to parooze the Tots420 Shop, find more content, discover new platforms, donate to the show if you feel like supporting our growth and shop our affiliate links for Amazing dab rigs, bongs, pipes and glass smoking accessories.           

 So visit Tots420.com          

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Apr 08, 202230:04
Cannabis Cuzy's, Surprise Mushrooms and Perma Smiles!

Cannabis Cuzy's, Surprise Mushrooms and Perma Smiles!

This sesh I'm smoking Pedro's Sweet Sativa, by Color.  It is a 19-20% Thc Sativa, with a 2% Terpene profile that makes it smoke more like a 25% bud.  It tastes sweet, smokes full and smells like that weed you used to get as a kid.  I paired it with a little shatterizer shatter in the Yocan Armor pen.  The shaterizer shatter is a full gram for less than $50.  It has a 69% Thc content, but again, because of the terpene profile it smokes closer to an 80%.  Because of the terps, it's also pliable.  Unlike most shatters it doesn't break break and snap like other kinds.  It peels, so you can roll it into a ball like hash and add it to a join or just enjoy it in a dab rig or on top of the flower in your bong.  It is a very versatile shatter.

So after geeking out over all the things I smoked, I gave a little sales pitch for some new products in the Tots420 Shop.  Showed off a new mug, cannabis cuzy and a coaster, all with the podcast label on it.  One of the guys at work hooked me up with the coaster and the cuzy.  If you want to purchase anything just shoot me an email here Tots420.com/contact.  

So I jumped on the Will Smith bandwagon and gave my opinion on the slap.  Then switched gears with a surprise mushroom story, cause surprise mushrooms are the best if you're in the right frame of mind.  It's all about the perma smiles, giggles and knowing a secret that no one else knows.   

Also Some times you do make bad decisions on weed.  I once signed up for a boxing class, the kicker was, the only physically activity I had for the 4 years prior to joining, was getting up to go to the fridge and smoking poppers all day.  Oh! I would also walk to my dealers house.  What I'm saying is a full time popper smoker does not belong in a high intensity boxing class as a reintroduction to fitness.  

In the Weed Facts segment, we are talking about times people got too high and did some silly stuff.  So they aren't so much facts as cautionary tales.  In the Dude For Real segment we discuss a few things that might make you question your faith in Humanity.

My apologies for this seshisode being delayed, I had some technical difficulties and had to rerecord the sesh.  

I hope you enjoy!


Apr 02, 202244:19