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3 Assists Equal 1 Goal

3 Assists Equal 1 Goal

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A Pittsburgh Penguins podcast with Geoff, Josh, and Rez of The Pensblog (dot com).
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Why Do You Keep Trying To Make Me Imagine Things That Are Hurtful To Me

3 Assists Equal 1 GoalAug 05, 2021

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Send Them An Invoice For That

Send Them An Invoice For That

The boys are back, baby.  We chop it with a little preview of the 2021-22 Pens season, what to expect, and some bold predictions.  

Oct 13, 202143:24
Why Do You Keep Trying To Make Me Imagine Things That Are Hurtful To Me

Why Do You Keep Trying To Make Me Imagine Things That Are Hurtful To Me

It's a date night.  The boys recap the NHL Expansion Draft, Entry Draft, and Free Agency and talk about Ron Hextall's approach to reimagining the Penguins.  All salary information via CapFriendly.com.

Aug 05, 202156:38
He's Got LoveSac Money

He's Got LoveSac Money

Welcome to Episode 5, where we tackle your hardest hitting questions about things like who would win in a fight, who would win in a race against Theodore Flaxton, our favorite meats and meat condiments, and Phil Kessel.  Some would call this a "mailbag."

Jul 09, 202158:51
Episode 4: Being An NHL Fan Sucks Most of the Time

Episode 4: Being An NHL Fan Sucks Most of the Time

Welcome back to another episode of the 3 Assists Equals 1 Goal Podcast.  The boys chat about Ron Hextall's and Brian Burke's comments over the last week or so, dive into Evgeni Malkin and why even the suggestion of moving on from him stinks out loud, and Experience Azerbaijan with a little F1 action.


As always, data referenced during the show via HockeyViz.com, Evolving-Hockey.com, NaturalStatTrick.com, and Hockey-Reference.com.  Salary info via CapFriendly.com as well.

Jun 10, 202101:15:14
Episode 3: My Goaltender Can't Save a Puck. Tough Cookies

Episode 3: My Goaltender Can't Save a Puck. Tough Cookies

The boys do a postmortem on the Penguins series with the Islanders.  Much like the Penguins goaltending, it went off the rails.  Yell at us about it on Twitter:

Geoff - @geoffwithano

Rez - @rezhockeytweets

Josh - @kohlslaw13

The show - @3ass1goal


All data referenced in the show via Naturalstattrick.com, Evolving-Hockey.com, and Hockey-Reference.com.

Jun 03, 202101:20:40
Episode 2: Hockey Sucks Sometimes
May 24, 202101:12:20
Episode 1: The First Episode

Episode 1: The First Episode

Gather around all ye piggies and welcome to the first episode of the Three Assists = One Goal Podcast, presented by The Pensblog and the Rez Patreon Network.  Geoff, Josh, and Rez get together for their first foray into the podcasting world to talk about the Penguins 2021 season and what to expect from the Penguins/Islanders series, which apparently starts on Sunday.  Also they play a game.  There will also be rhinestones available for purchase soon.

May 14, 202101:23:34