Tanning In A Corn Field

This was recorded 1 year ago

Tanning in a Cornfield

Hide and seek

Army of robot fleas

DNA match

Itch him out of hiding

AI mirror mirror on the wall

Completely useless…. 

Answered a few good questions

Who is the fairest of them all

The common cold

How do I find neverland?

Compass that points to what you desire the least

Jealousy

Arch Enemy 

Jonah? Without ME!!!

Now I’m lost at sea

Jonah’s yaut

Thirteen degrees counter clockwise to the compass

Poor directions

Sea shells stick to and sink yaut 

Rubber raft 

Tanning In A Cornfield

Jonah Missed Recording time

Football

What would you ask when you woke up?

• Superpowers
  • Super strength
  • Flight
  • Invisibility
  • Telekinesis (the ability to move objects with one's mind)
  • Telepathy (the ability to read other people's thoughts)
  • Shape-shifting
  • Time travel
  • Super speed
  • Healing ability
  • Super agility
  • Invulnerability
  • Super senses (such as enhanced hearing, sight, or smell)
  • Energy projection or manipulation
  • Mind control
  • Teleportation
  • Elemental control (such as control over fire, water, or earth)
  • Size manipulation (such as the ability to shrink or grow in size)
  • Ability to manipulate reality itself
  • Ability to transform into animals or other creatures
  • Ability to communicate with spirits or other supernatural entities.
• Did I save the world and forget about it…
• Ok, show me the video… I must have done something amazing

Story Time - Presented by Openai

Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away, there lived a diabetic unicorn named Luis. Despite his condition, Luis was a happy and energetic unicorn who loved nothing more than exploring the world around him.

One winter, as Christmas approached, Luis decided that he wanted to visit the North Pole and meet Santa Claus. He had always dreamed of meeting the jolly old man in red and seeing the wonder of the North Pole for himself.

So, with a spring in his step and a heart full of excitement, Luis set off on his journey. It was a long and treacherous journey, but Luis was determined to make it to the North Pole no matter what.

As he traveled further and further north, the air grew colder and the landscape became more and more barren. But still, Luis pressed on, driven by his sense of adventure and his desire to see Santa.

Finally, after many days of travel, Luis arrived at the North Pole. The sight that greeted him was nothing short of magical. The North Pole was a winter wonderland, with snow-covered mountains, frozen lakes, and forests of evergreens.

And there, in the center of it all, was Santa's workshop. Luis was overjoyed at the sight of it, and he rushed inside to meet the man himself.

Santa was delighted to meet Luis, and he invited the unicorn to stay for as long as he liked. Luis spent the entire day exploring the workshop and helping the elves prepare for Christmas.

As the sun began to set, Luis said goodbye to Santa and set off on the journey back home. He was filled with the joy and magic of the North Pole, and he knew that he would always treasure the memories of his special journey. The end

Motorcycles or Monocycles

Mermaids are cool… but  have you ever heard of merpenguins

• Kinda already exist, but that makes them better

Jonah Tells Us Scary Bug Stories

Car troubles still plague us

Jonah is an angry man

We talk about cars

Jonah goes on a trip in his favorite rocket ship, look into the sky lava monkeys

Fire-breathing snakes with wings

The one statue that you wouldn't mind having stored in your belly

Much more environmentally friendly than wood crates

Yes, I am almighty and powerful, I have three dollars!

Episode 4 of this 2 week adventure...

Tim Taylor: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0_7v76w4t35l6Hucw64iXA

Jonah Taylor: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChwDPaEJeA6zCAUS9dg4DYA

Not as cool as a school bus, but still pretty cool

Episode 3 of this 2 week adventure...  

Tim Taylor: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0_7v76w4t35l6Hucw64iXA

Jonah Taylor: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChwDPaEJeA6zCAUS9dg4DYA

Episode 2 of this 2 week adventure...  

Tim Taylor: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0_7v76w4t35l6Hucw64iXA 

Jonah Taylor: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChwDPaEJeA6zCAUS9dg4DYA

Episode 1 of this 2 week adventure...

Old armor, yet it still shines

Yes, Set The Post Right Over There

It was like living a nightmare! Imagine not podcasting for 15 years! 

Windmills? Sounds to Complicated... I'd Rather Just Harness The Power of The Sun

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Batman!

I toss my pain with my wishes in at a shooting star

I can't breathe, I'm waiting for the exhale
Toss my pain with my wishes in at a shooting star
Still no luck, but oh, well
I still try even though I know I'm gon' fail

Don't Worry The Title Was Never Supposed To Make Any Sense, It Was Supposed To Be Crystal Clear...

I Cross My Heart And I Hope To Die

Footballing Down The Clothes Isle

The Ants Go Marching One By One

Did You Know That Horses Have Eyelashes But No Eyebrows 

People Sometimes Ask Why I Look So Good, I Tell Them Its Because I Look Surprisingly Similar To A Mannequin.

If you had a really really long nose, would you look like a rhino?

Nowhere, the one place we need to know...

Is there a third option

Only One, or Every One All At Once

We All Have Had One or Two

Sure, Why Not?

Our New Best Friends, Heads or no Heads 

Because English Is Confusing

Going to Jail For Parking Next To A Fire Hydrant 

When you Boat, you Float

If You Have A Unibrow Your Score Goes Up By Two Points

If you think that Casper is a friendly ghost... then you diffidently have never met ambulance ghosts  

Yes, Yes You Can

Almost as good as bread and jelly

In A Nice Place Close To Your Grandmother House

What else can you sell in a all you can eat type style...

A Collection of Wires and Batteries and a few Motors