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Tiddlywinks With Strangers

Tiddlywinks With Strangers

By Winksish Media

For over 27,000 years, since the first cave paintings were discovered, telling stories has been one of our most fundamental communication methods. This show is my absurd stories. Our absurd stories. There are various topics and each tale has hilarious twists and turns. It's usually all out chaos. We'll leave it all on the Winks because the Winks got you, child. This is a weekly show highlighting the stranger side of life. This...is Tiddlywinks With Strangers. Welcome.
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Tiddlywinks With StrangersMar 21, 2018

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The Winks 5th Annual Halloween Spooktacular 🎃

The Winks 5th Annual Halloween Spooktacular 🎃

Even though we’ve had radio silence for over a year, I know I had to seize All Hallows Eve to deliver a quality Spooktacular to the masses. Winks doesn’t like to miss a Halloween episode and this year is no exception. It’s not the prettiest or the funniest Winks and it’s a solo Herb show but I hope it’ll at least make your Halloween and little more Spooktacular. So run away from your own invisible car tonight! On da Winks.
Oct 31, 202231:05
They Have To Cut Or Else They’re Going To Do More Crack

They Have To Cut Or Else They’re Going To Do More Crack

Even though it doesn’t seem possible, the Winks is back after 10 months off! Tonight you’ve got the Beard and Herb and we’re talking lawns and lawn maintenance! But of course this isn’t your average lawn care tips podcast! This is the Winks. You can expect so much nonsense. So much. So put a beer in your riding mowers cupholder tonight…on da Winks!
Aug 05, 202141:16
The Winks 4th Annual Halloween Spooktacular 🎃

The Winks 4th Annual Halloween Spooktacular 🎃

Just when you thought Tiddlywinks With Strangers was gone from your life we have been resurrected like the dead! We could not sit by idling and let a year go by with no Winks Spooktacular. You’ve come to depend on this annual tradition for the last 4 years and we won’t disappoint. It is our favorite of the holiday Spooktacular‘a after all! Join Herb and the Condor on this Mischief Night and prepare for the insanity that comes with a Winks episode. The scares and the humor come together in a perfect marriage on this very special episode of the Winks. Boooo‼️
Oct 31, 202001:00:06
I Was Only In It For The Gi

I Was Only In It For The Gi

It’s been 4 months since a Winks graced your life. We took a break from the world just like everyone else but we know that you depend on Tiddlywinks With Strangers to be a constant force in your life. We’re back and even though we’re in the twilight of our career we hope we can make you laugh still. Join us for a Herb-centric episode with the Condor as you learn why he only enrolled in karate for one day and why he remade a movie scene classic in his own twisted vision. So ride on your mower for hours to avoid doing meth tonight....on da Wiiiinks!! ( Original intro music by Animationee Studios - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCthj7N9-PUeUehTUxQ8f73A)
Jun 13, 202001:08:37
A Peep While You’re Peein’ AKA Ahhh! Barry! What Are Ya Doin’ Ta Meee?!?!
Feb 15, 202059:07
Hold On, You’re Creaming Your Head?

Hold On, You’re Creaming Your Head?

Another exciting episode of Tiddlywinks With Strangers is here. Billy the Beard, Condor and Herb are back! It’s been a long time coming and we’re exited to be back. We’re feeling manic on this El Terriblé Tuesdeey. There’s a handful of “stories” here for you tonight. I use the term stories loosely because it’s really just some mad men yelling about some inappropriate subject manners. That’s the Winks, baby. So find your own new alien pal tonight...on da Wiiiinks!
Dec 18, 201901:01:33
The Winks 3rd Annual Halloween Spooktacular 🧟‍♂️

The Winks 3rd Annual Halloween Spooktacular 🧟‍♂️

It’s that magical time of year again where Tiddlywinks With Strangers celebrates Halloween! It’s a spooky and rainy evening this year and you probably don’t want to take your kids anywhere so why not turn us on instead and enjoy one last scare of the evening! The boys are all here and you’ll soon see that our plans don’t always go as they should. What starts as a Spooktacular celebration soon becomes something much more sinister. The mics were there to pick it all up! So break your own ancient curse tonight...on da Wiiiinks!
Nov 01, 201941:21
He Wasn't Raised Right
Oct 19, 201955:11
Stewing About Seaman’s

Stewing About Seaman’s

The Winks is back on a Frideey where it belongs! Join Herb and the Condor this evening for a brand new episode of nonsense. Tonight the fellas dish out three more tales for your eager ears. First up is another installment in a classic Winks segment featuring a well known Tiddlywinks With Strangers character. Then Condor keeps it going with the story of a bridesmaid who went too far. It all ends with the story of Disaster Dave and the Fellowship of the Frosted Tips. So wonder what’s inside your backpack of mystery tonight...on da Wiiiinks!!! (Edit: please excuse us this week as we experienced some audio problems with our phone call. We apologize for some broken audio. It also sounds like I have a hilarious lisp the whole time so that’s good for the funny.)
Sep 21, 201958:33
Hey Carmine! I'm Burning The Gazpacho

Hey Carmine! I'm Burning The Gazpacho

It may seem unbelievable but The Winks is back after a 3 month hiatus. The cast isn't dead and neither are the twisted tales we tell about our lives. Please join Condor in sipping a glass of milk as you listen to three more tales of Winks absurdity. You'll hear about the bizarre club of tiny trains, you'll hear about a grown women achieving the unthinkable after a night of drinking and you'll hear the tale of Sal Gobbledygook. So take a shot of your own questionable liquid tonight...on da Wiiiinks!!!
Aug 28, 201901:08:12
Dem Backroomz Raised Me

Dem Backroomz Raised Me

Tiddlywinks With Strangers is finally back where it belongs on a tradish Frideey. What you’ve got is Herb and Billy the Beard hosting you with two more enchanting tales. You’ll hear about a strange tradition that took place during drunken shenanigans and you’ll hear about what happened when a solitary piece of shit made itself known one winter morning. So settle in and order your own set of juggling cones tonight...on da Wiiiinks!!
May 18, 201950:11
He Was Nestled Up Inside The Dumb Waiter

He Was Nestled Up Inside The Dumb Waiter

Tiddlywinks With Strangers is back for this fine Taco Thursdeey. Herb and the Condor come to you live from Winksish Studios on NFL draft night with a couple more stories. You’ll hear about the hidden secrets of both a college campus and an American ghost town. It’ll entertain you enough for about an hour. So ash your own cigarette in someone’s art piece tonight...on da Wiiiinks!
Apr 26, 201945:58
...But That Wasn’t The Last Time I Pooped My Pants [A Winks Limited Anthology]

...But That Wasn’t The Last Time I Pooped My Pants [A Winks Limited Anthology]

And it’s a windy Wacky Wednesdeey tonight on Tiddlywinks With Strangers. We’ve got more nonsense then Bugles is comfortable with us producing. It’s devolved into total insanity at this point. So join Herb, the Beard and the Condor for your weekly dose of podcast magic. We discuss what we’ve been up to and share more tales of the mistakes that younger men make. We also introduce you to what could be the next literary mastermind. So run through your own yard to avoid pooping yourself tonight...on da Wiiinks!
Apr 04, 201949:12
...But That Wasn’t The Last Time I Peed My Pants [A Winks Limited Anthology]

...But That Wasn’t The Last Time I Peed My Pants [A Winks Limited Anthology]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you peed your pants past the age that you should be? Well we’ve got the answer to that question and much more tonight as Tiddlywinks With Strangers returns after a hiatus. Join Herb and the Condor lighting it up for you with typical Winks ridiculousness. We’re happy to be back tonight...on da Wiiinks!
Mar 27, 201954:28
Whoa...Gnarly Road Rash, Dude

Whoa...Gnarly Road Rash, Dude

Tiddlywinks With Strangers is back with a Manic Mundy episode that will soothe your soul. Herb and the Condor sit down and discuss two more stories from times of being younger men and making poor decisions. You’ll also want to stay tuned for some new contests. So put your own rollerblades back on after 10 years of not skating tonight...on da Wiiinks!
Feb 05, 201955:30
This Is My Grave

This Is My Grave

On your regularly scheduled Winks, Herb and the Condor unite to discuss a few more times their lives got a little outrageous. You’ll enjoy hearing three more tales of Winksocity. Some will make you inspired, some will make you chuckle and some will leave you a little sad. But it’s all left under the Winks’s teet for you tonight. Enjoy it for an hour! And disappear mysteriously from your own Colorado wedding tonight...on da Wiiinks!
Jan 26, 201901:06:17
You Guys Wanna Get A. Jr’s? (100% Nonsense)

You Guys Wanna Get A. Jr’s? (100% Nonsense)

This is possibly the weirdest Winks we’ve ever done. Clearly we’ve gone completely off the rails as we’ve eliminated the content and left you with utter nonsense. If this Winks never made it to air I’d understand. Later in the show, Billy and Jason reveal a scientific out of this world discovery that will leave you reeling 👽. So lose your mind and create your own absolute insanity tonight...on da Wiiinks!
Jan 08, 201938:39
The Winks 2nd Annual End Of The Year/Christmas Spooktacular

The Winks 2nd Annual End Of The Year/Christmas Spooktacular

It’s that time once again where one year comes to a close and another just begins. It’s a time when Christmas holidays are celebrated with loved ones. It’s the time when the Tiddlywinks With Strangers crew assembles to help you wade through the mayhem with more stories and songs to warm your holiday heart. So join the crew, get weird and beat your own child with a birch branch tonight...on da merry Wiiinks!
Jan 02, 201953:02
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.S.

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.S.

A Frideey Winks with stories from Herb. Condor is there and we’re telling you about being younger men and dealing with heartache and new experiences. Have a slight chuckle and spend part of your night with us. Get your own bench in the gayborhood tonight...on da Wiiinks!
Dec 15, 201842:32
You Really Know How To Control Your Breathing, Man.

You Really Know How To Control Your Breathing, Man.

It’s your weekly Frideey episode and Herb and the Condor are here for some meandering talk about being younger men. Standard Winks tradish! It’s a tale of a track career gone wrong and a superstar that never was. Billy stops by to discuss his life and his upcoming Northern plans. So ditch your own after school activity tonight...on da Wiiinks!
Dec 01, 201844:27
The Winks 2nd Annual Thanksgiving Spooktacular (AKA Awwww Fiddlesticks!) 🦃

The Winks 2nd Annual Thanksgiving Spooktacular (AKA Awwww Fiddlesticks!) 🦃

It’s a magical time of year where Thanksgiving wishes do come true! Tom the Turkey stops by Tiddlywinks With Strangers to teach the boys a lesson during the holidays. So join us for our 2nd annual Thanksgiving Spooktacular! #AwwwwFiddlesticks
Nov 22, 201849:24
Love And An Egg Drop

Love And An Egg Drop

This weeks episode of Tiddlywinks With Strangers focuses on Herb, the Condor and Big B. We each present a tale this week that has a moral attached to it. Take what you will from this utter nonsense. Leave the rest on the Winks. There are many times when a young man must learn a lesson the best way he can in the world and, of course, tonight....on da Wiiinks.
Nov 17, 201857:35
He Smelled Like Piss And Syrup

He Smelled Like Piss And Syrup

A tradish Frideey Winks is produced for you! You’ve got Herb, the Condor and Big B hosting you tonight. Let us capture your attention with more tales of disastrous adventures from when we were younger men. You’ll be out of danger with us. We present 3 tales of caution for your listening pleasure. So spend your own night in the model home tonight...on da Wiiinks!
Nov 10, 201801:06:44
This is Spartaaaa!

This is Spartaaaa!

An epic multi-part tale debuts tonight on Tiddlywinks With Strangers. It’s the tale of all out adolescent war. Who survives? Then tune in to the tale of the Condor getting sucked into the seedy underworld of insurance sales. It all ends with the story of a terrifying roadside spectacle where worlds get turned upside down! So let Simon pump up your morning meeting tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Nov 08, 201855:35
The Winks 2nd Annual Halloween Spooktacular 💀

The Winks 2nd Annual Halloween Spooktacular 💀

It’s our second yearly Halloween special. As is Winks tradish, we are gathering the team together for a gruesome episode full of humor, horror and gore. We’re talking trick or treat, smell my feet, give me some Winks good to eat! Candy, costumes, spirits and more are all abound on this highly anticipated yearly spectacle! So report your alien encounters tonight...on da Wiiinks!
Nov 01, 201801:13:07
Happy Birthday, Herbie

Happy Birthday, Herbie

It’s a Winks Wacky Wednesdeey and it’s sure is wacky. We’ve got Herb and the Condor this time. Listen in on a birthday party story where many lessons were learned. Or were they? We also receive a call-in from elusive Winks panelist, Big B. It’s exciting and very insane. So brainwash your child of the 80’s tonight....on da Wiiinks.
Oct 18, 201801:00:47
And They Called It ‘Jason’s Behavior’

And They Called It ‘Jason’s Behavior’

A Manic Mundy brings you back into a Winks that will make you chuckle, gasp and exhale with disgust all in one ep. Herb has Condor back in the saddle for more tales of littler guys. Herb furthers his therapy that is the podcast by lamenting to Condor about a time he found out he may be a sociopath. He’ll spin it happy for ya and he’ll spin it sad for ya. Maybe you’ll learn a lesson from it all? Maybe you’ll be inspired? But the Winks isn’t that kind of show. So head on down to the guidance counselor’s office tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Oct 09, 201858:37
Return To Twister With Neighbors

Return To Twister With Neighbors

On this very special Frideey Winks join Herb and Billy the Beard as there are stories abound. Herb has the crazy idea to try and do a Winks outside in a storm. Beard tried to tell him it wasn’t safe but heem didn’t listen. What follows is an insane trip where a long forgotten world sits waiting. Longtime listeners of the Winks will instantly recognize this journey. It’s a non-traditional Tiddlywinks With Strangers full of nonstop nonsense. So travel to your own alternate universe podcast tonight...on da Wiiinks!
Sep 29, 201837:45
It Was A Trashcan Full Of Moonshine

It Was A Trashcan Full Of Moonshine

It’s an epic Manic Mundy episode of Tiddlywinks With Strangers. Two Winks’s in 4 days!?! It’s a full round table episode with your favorite hosts discussing more work stories from the times of younger men. This week you’ve got Billy the Beard, Herb and the Condor. It all ends with a bonus last story! So hide your supervisors shirt in the attic tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Sep 25, 201858:11
I’ll Finish Your Floaters

I’ll Finish Your Floaters

A brief break can’t keep the Winks away from you! It’s an all new Taco Thursdeey ep! Join Herb and Billy the Beard this week as we discuss treacherous tales of terror from the days of younger men. This week’s tales include Bad Driver, Vodka Chasers and MFRT’s. It’s a Winks that will thrill as you chill. So peg your friend with a tennis ball during wall ball tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Sep 21, 201852:07
You Got Any Of Dose Hot Dogs Left?!?

You Got Any Of Dose Hot Dogs Left?!?

It’s a Taco Thursdeey! This week’s Winks kicks off along with the Birds season. We’re bringing back a round table of all your favorite Winks co-hosts. An elusive bearded member comes back as well. Stories of grown and younger men mix together on this episode! So attend your own Vietnamese wedding tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Sep 07, 201858:53
The Man In The Yellow Hat

The Man In The Yellow Hat

The Winks returns for a new season of stories from the times of younger men. Join us on a traditional Wacky Wednesdeey as we present 3 more stories featuring a Winks mainstay and some more celebrity encounters as Condor soars across the room unsure what to do with his hands. Put some jimmies on your vanilla cone tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Aug 30, 201856:36
James Little Fingers

James Little Fingers

These woods belong to P-town tonight on the Winks. It’s a tradish Wacky Wednesdeey where we cover all the bases. I’m talking all your favorite characters, constant nonsense, Winksish stories and your Snapchat challenges. You’ll be horrified and aghast at the harrowing tales this week of Herb and the Condor as younger men. So protect your state issued peanut butter ball tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Aug 09, 201801:07:26
#MeTouhed

#MeTouhed

Just another traditional Frideey ep. You’ve got Herb and El Condor back to entertain you with 90% nonsense and 10% content. Come to hear Kuwitt berate Brian and his wife! Hear Bob wrap up his arc for good? If you’re still around after that you’ll hear 3 more classic tales of Winksery! Listen to DUSO the Dolphin and the dark side, Wrong club, wrong time, wrong guy and Touhey...and twiiiins. So drop a people’s elbow in your gay club tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Aug 04, 201801:07:23
Burn To The Bone

Burn To The Bone

It's another Manic Mundy in your life! Herb and the Condor tell some beautiful tales of being younger men in precarious situations. Y’know, Winksish type shit. We’ll be yelling manically the entire way as we serenade you with more tales of crazy women, badass baseball kids and an eager to please trombone player. So get your cigarette pack rolled into your sleeve tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Jul 31, 201854:42
Don’t You Let Go, Bub!

Don’t You Let Go, Bub!

And it’s a Manic Mundy tonight on a Winks that will have you recoil in disgust as Herb and the Condor indulge such topics as a reverse Cosby, a pursuit of madness from a disabled individual and the further adventures of Delviscio! As promised, it is truly a Manic Mundy. It begets the age old question, “what are we doing with our lives?” So get a haircut with Brian tonight...on da Wiiinks!
Jul 24, 201801:04:26
Gomez Was A Dick

Gomez Was A Dick

ITS THE WINKS EPISODE 50! Join us as we celebrate this important milestone in Tiddlywinks With Strangers history. Herb and the Condor look back fondly on the madness that has become America’s fastest growing podcast sensation. You’ll also be entertained by 3 all new tales of madness and the macabre! They include The Unfinished Treehouse, Slasherface and the Blue Haired Pop Punk Priiiick! So put your dress on to go to the train station tonight....on da Wiiinks 50th edition anniversary Frideey the 13 Spooktacular!!!!!!!
Jul 14, 201801:04:39
The One True Sinterklaas (AKA The 4th Of July Spooktacular)

The One True Sinterklaas (AKA The 4th Of July Spooktacular)

It’s time for another holiday special! Tiddlywinks With Strangers loves holidays and we couldn’t let one slip by without a requisite Spooktacular to accompany it. Join the Beard, Herb and the Condor as we delve in with some timely stories and some not so timely ones. It’s a yearly tradition for all ages!* So practice your parallel parking tonight...on da Wiiinks! *Winks may not be appropriate for all ages.
Jul 07, 201801:08:37
Ah Geez....Ah man....

Ah Geez....Ah man....

Tiddlywinks With Strangers is back after another short break! There’s so much in store for you on tonight’s Wacky Wednesdeey episode. Thank you for joining. Herb and the Condor discuss what may be lurking under the boardwalk, regale with the mysteries of Job and end it with a surprise twist full of immigrant dance teachers and waltz’s! We also check in on our old friend Bob and his ongoing saga. Lead your gal across the dance floor tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Jun 28, 201801:04:25
We All Float Down Here

We All Float Down Here

The Frideey Winks is here for your delight. Join Herb and the Condor on an adventure down the rabbit hole of horror as terrible topics come to light via crazy women and Luthern sociopaths. We are the Winks. Guaranteed to entertain you for at least an hour. So check 15 years later for your floaters tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Jun 16, 201853:32
Charles Entertainment Cheese

Charles Entertainment Cheese

Tiddlywinks With Strangers is bringing you a rare El Terrible Tuesdeey Winks for your listening pleasure. After a short unplanned hiatus we return with three more tantalizing terror-filled tales of mayhem and mucking about from our youth. Enjoy a spectacular Winks return as you shred your own air guitar tonight...on da Wiiinks.
Jun 13, 201853:40
I Immediately Bust Out The Russian Squat Dance

I Immediately Bust Out The Russian Squat Dance

Your Frideey Winks arrives to you right on schedule for this holiday weekend. Relax at your barbecue and listen to Herb and the Condor tell you stories of younger men. Tonight's saucy tales include The Night of 1,000 Korean Breakdancers and The Incident at the Institute. We also dish a rare treat as the Condor's origin story is revealed. Eat your PB&J sammich tonight...on da Wiiinks. Heavy on the J.
May 26, 201853:37
IEO of Ieoferds

IEO of Ieoferds

That Taco Thursdeey/Fuckin’ Frideey Winks drops right on the line tonight. Speaking of the line, Herb and the Condor teeter right up to it. Some might say they even cross it? But it’s all in good fun from the mouths of babes. It’s an awkward and joyous fresh ep. Pick out your dad’s portrait tonight...on da Wiiinks!
May 18, 201856:56
Kind Bud🦎

Kind Bud🦎

This is a Manic Mundy Winks unlike one you’ve ever heard before. It’s unorthodox. It’s no frills or the bells and whistles that you’re used to. It’s bare bones and our voices do the carrying like angels. It also marks an in-studio return of Billy the Beard. That’s big. Make your escape to Florida on all new new Manic Mundy Wiiiinks!
May 15, 201841:04
I’ll Have The Pastrami

I’ll Have The Pastrami

Your Friday Winks arrives chock full of more wisdom from Herb and the Condor. Condor rises to his challenge from last week and serves up an embarrassing fiasco for yas! We discuss a woman’s complex relationship with her mother just in time for Mother’s Day! And it all ends on a caper for the ages tonight...on da Wiiinks! Dedicated to Keon Ford
May 12, 201801:03:58
Some Of You Kids Are Gettin’ Burnt…Burnt!

Some Of You Kids Are Gettin’ Burnt…Burnt!

It’s just another Manic Mundy on the Winks. It’s been awhile but I had to throw it out there after not producing the Frideey show last week. It is very manic as Herb and the Condor discuss being forced into a marching band against your will, almost severing a toe while Metallica plays in the background and a carefree and happy camping trip where young love blossomed...on da Wiiinks.
May 08, 201857:36
I’m Sorry. I’ll Buy Ya Some Snow Cones

I’m Sorry. I’ll Buy Ya Some Snow Cones

The lines get blurred between a Taco Thursdeey and a Fuckin’ Frideey on this weeks Winks. Billy checks in and tells us how his German lessons are going. Herb and the Condor discuss a promising boxing career cut tragically short and the perils of flying a single engine airplane with your friends. It all ends with the further adventures of everybody’s favorite stressed out step dad, Scott Kuwitt...on da Wiiinks.
Apr 27, 201856:10
His Glasses Are At The Bottom Of The Crick

His Glasses Are At The Bottom Of The Crick

The Frideey Winks has arrived and it comes with some fresh new stories. There’s the tale of Condor’s first car and the aftermath of a jovial drive. There’s the tale of hidden traysures at a retirement castle and this week’s last story is another Kuwitt’s Hitz for you. As usual it’s 90% nonsense and 10% content. So take your pants off, put on some smooth jazz and tune in...to da Wiiinks!
Apr 21, 201801:05:10
You Ate My Muffin!

You Ate My Muffin!

It's your Fridley Winks. We were plagued by some technical problems this week so please bear with us. We've got Herb, The Condor and The Beard serving up more slices from the stranger side of life. Find out why you shouldn't steal food or listen to a classmate who's trying to get you in trouble with heem. You'll also learn why Jim Jim is hilarious without any provoking from Herb. Double check your clock tonight...on da Wiiiinks.
Apr 14, 201853:41
Get Outta The Compost Heap!

Get Outta The Compost Heap!

Tiddlywinks With Strangers hasn't done a Wacky Wednesday Winks in a little while so you're due. Enjoy this mid week surprise as we celebrate Billy the Beards birthday! He updates us on his eventful weekend getaway and Herb and the Condor discuss French restaurants you have no business being in, being left behind on a bus and another round of Kuwitt's Hitz! Strip down to your tighty whities with some Tootsie Rolls and settle in for an all new Wiiinks.
Apr 12, 201858:00