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MISS MISUNDERSTOOD

MISS MISUNDERSTOOD

By Timere Cephas

I have so many thoughts about so many things and this is my avenue to share them before they drive me completely insane! So Hi, I’m Timere, let’s journey into my mind.
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He don’t love me

MISS MISUNDERSTOOD Aug 05, 2023

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He don’t love me

He don’t love me

Hey guys, here’s an episode about another failed attempt at finding love. I just to joke that love wasn’t for me but if I’m being fr, maybe it really isn’t. Anyway, I hope you find this funny and entertaining. If you have stories like this share them with me, I need a lil love right now. All the best - Timere
Aug 05, 202320:56
Does love exist?

Does love exist?

I’m in a situation-ship and I have questions. *Nami*
Jul 16, 202308:21
Don’t be triggered

Don’t be triggered

In this episode I talk about how mine and some other neurodivergent minds work and how neurotypicals can choose not to be intentionally oblivious to our situation. PS: I SAY A LOT OF BAD WORDS
Jul 07, 202309:27
Don’t be fat

Don’t be fat

Just sharing how sad it is the way society treats fat people
Jun 29, 202312:02
Bud and Banter

Bud and Banter

How’s it going? Let’s chat for a bit
Apr 27, 202308:16
Catching up with your unhinged bestie

Catching up with your unhinged bestie

Your unhinged mentally ill bestie tells you about her love life.
Dec 05, 202212:00
What has beating on children ever helped?

What has beating on children ever helped?

This episode is about the most toxic parenting style, treating your children like they are a problem that can only be solved by banging on them like a drum that won’t play your preferred toon.
Apr 18, 202217:10
RATING RECENT RENDEZVOUS

RATING RECENT RENDEZVOUS

Talking about my recent sexual trysts and how the experiences went. It’s good to be back
Mar 23, 202216:31
Don’t lie to your Daniel

Don’t lie to your Daniel

Hi guys, happy new year!!!! Today’s episode covers past relationship mistakes and regrets and all that fun stuff, I hope you listen and enjoy. I love to read your comments, thoughts, criticisms, whatever. May 2022 bring us all good fortune.
Jan 27, 202210:27
Orobokibo

Orobokibo

You don’t like fat girls? Invest in our slimming journey!
Sep 29, 202102:27
Shame is a weapon of oppression

Shame is a weapon of oppression

Don’t feel ashamed of being who you are, as long as you’re not hurting anybody directly and intentionally. Well you could choose to do that, that’s your choice to make.
Sep 29, 202110:30
I love me some Vodka

I love me some Vodka

Just reveling in my Queen energy with my higher self.
Mar 13, 202114:03
Story Time: how I fell out with my friends

Story Time: how I fell out with my friends

The names of the characters have been changed so I can say I was not talking about them 😂😂 but on a serious note, Jealousy is a terrible thing, stay away from people like Packaged Dirt.
Jan 30, 202116:36
Don’t lean on other people

Don’t lean on other people

If you listened through you’d get my point eventually. I hope you’re having a great new year!🤩🤩
Jan 13, 202110:08
Life is all about context

Life is all about context

Life is not some rule you have to follow, life is about discover you and who you are and what part you play in the world. Don’t keep burying yourself trying to fit in to other people’s narratives cause why are they better than you? Why are their narratives true and yours a shame? Cause other people agree? Those agreeable people are just other lost souls trying to fit in to the same narrative or people who also belong to that narrative. You determine what life should be, not your parents, teachers or friends. I hope you understand
Dec 16, 202010:51
Keep your peace

Keep your peace

When other bad vibes people try to take your joy you tell them no! I want to be happy and you can’t take that from me!
Dec 01, 202009:31
Naughty thoughts: Top 2, part 1

Naughty thoughts: Top 2, part 1

I’m sharing my top 2 sexual experiences of 2020 so far and here’s the first one. ⛔️ EXPLICIT CONTENT
Nov 23, 202009:16
This is why we fight for a better life.

This is why we fight for a better life.

We must #EndSARS, we must get the lives we deserve.
Oct 22, 202018:43
A couple things I hate about people

A couple things I hate about people

I like to say I suffer from a severe case of human hatred and it’s probably cause of all the shitty things people have done to me in life but I really fucking hate people, I can fake it for a little while but I really just can’t stand them. In this episode I list and explain a couple of things people do that really fucking grind my gears. Enjoy!
Oct 19, 202016:13
Dear Teenage Daughter

Dear Teenage Daughter

A kinda long message to the teenage girl who has just started dating and thinks she has found love; the road is long and painful and fairytales are for Disney. Please listen and understand.
Oct 01, 202020:43
Life is fucked

Life is fucked

Listen to us flow about different pressing topics in life
Sep 06, 202027:10
Nobody is special

Nobody is special

Just listen. I hope you have a good weekend
Aug 14, 202009:07
IZU committed suicide

IZU committed suicide

In this episode I call out the stupidity of those that deny the importance of mental health.
Jul 28, 202014:14
Mental Health is everything

Mental Health is everything

I’m emotionally depleted from trying to convince children that what goes on in your mind affects your decisions and actions and the things that happen to you in life feed the things that happen in your mind and the circle goes like that. A human is more than one story can bare to cover and so we can never know the full story.
Jul 20, 202013:05
End the Raping

End the Raping

In this episode I speak to inspire women to defend themselves, to rise up and stop being victims. They won’t respect you until they know that you are more than they could ever be.
Jun 02, 202012:46
Let’s all be Superheroes

Let’s all be Superheroes

In this episode I talk about my favorite things about Superman and how even in how he cares is unlike any man I’ve ever known... and then some shit after the earth falling out of gravity 😂😂. Just check it out.
May 16, 202008:19
A house is not a home

A house is not a home

A brief talk on where home is
May 09, 202002:25
How to talk dirty

How to talk dirty

You’re a big girl now, you don’t need to be shy about sex anymore or maybe you’re not shy, you just don’t know how to do it. Well I’ve got you, today I offer a sample how to talk dirty to your man and make him anxious for a piece of your action 😉
May 04, 202008:22
Do you know you?

Do you know you?

Let’s talk about why it’s important to get to know yourself better than anyone else
May 02, 202007:19
What’s your sexuality?

What’s your sexuality?

Join me as I go through the different types of sexual orientations and try to figure out what I am and help you guess what you are 😍
Apr 26, 202021:31
Sex in a locked down city 2

Sex in a locked down city 2

“Men are scum but dick is why we are here anyway so it’s fine”
Apr 26, 202010:54
Sex in a locked down city part 1

Sex in a locked down city part 1

I know you guys love sex stories and I have this one for you. If you like it then you’ll watch out for part 2. 😘
Apr 18, 202011:58
I miss sex

I miss sex

Just like the name says but caution, adults only.
Apr 13, 202004:42
I’m tired of feeling

I’m tired of feeling

A mini rant on how love sucks
Apr 05, 202001:39
Your entitlement is smelling

Your entitlement is smelling

#thinkinginisolation I’m just done with people expecting to be thanked and gratified for everything. Let’s face facts, we are all selfish.
Apr 02, 202019:37
Isolation day 7

Isolation day 7

I was never one for the outside but now i fear this virus may never let us out again ☹️
Apr 01, 202004:43
Coronavirus: I’m scared.

Coronavirus: I’m scared.

Let’s all please stay safe
Mar 25, 202009:26
Where is a woman’s place?

Where is a woman’s place?

Wherever the fuck she wants to be. 👸🏻
Mar 15, 202010:36
WHY I HATE MEN

WHY I HATE MEN

but not really lol. Happy international women’s day 😘
Mar 08, 202010:44
Punishment: The Toxic cycle

Punishment: The Toxic cycle

Stop thinking that people need to suffer for every single thing bad thing they do and mistake they make. Listen to understand more cause that’s all I’m gonna day for now. 😄
Feb 09, 202018:27
Have you masturbated today?

Have you masturbated today?

It’s healthy to masturbate! Join me in this rant as we talk about MASTURBATION.
Feb 04, 202009:34
A few things you’re not getting about Equality

A few things you’re not getting about Equality

Hey there, this long ass episode is me explaining new ways to think about equality. Men and women can be equal and equal does not mean we have to be exactly the same, just that our contributions carry the same weight. Please listen and share. 😊
Feb 04, 202022:19
Love yourself enough

Love yourself enough

When all else is gone all you’ll have is the love you have for yourself to keep you standing, be your own pillar.
Jan 25, 202009:43
A WOMAN OF DIGNITY

A WOMAN OF DIGNITY

I came across this fantastic thread from a twitter user and decided to share the main points with you so that you too can become a woman of ‘morals and dignity’ as I am aspiring to be. I was able to list out 16 mega powerful points that can take you to your next level as a big girl and a true woman. Kindly listen and model your life after these points cause without them you’re living your life the wrong way. (Yes I also just found out that there’s a specific right way to live life as a woman). Please listen sand enjoy and share to all your women friends so they too can become women of dignity.
Jan 14, 202018:31
Get some CLOSURE

Get some CLOSURE

In this episode I y’all on the importance of closure and why it is necessary for you to truly move on. Thanks again to the listener who suggested it; I feel like I was able to work on some of my own personal feelings as well in this episode. Please listen and enjoy.
Jan 07, 202012:15
My first bang of the year

My first bang of the year

So I had a dick appointment and it honestly was too good not to make an episode about 😋. Kindly listen, like, rate and share.
Jan 05, 202013:37
My new year message to you

My new year message to you

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! I hope the holiday season was good to you. This podcast is about forgiving the past and allowing yourself have a new and exciting future and also Love! Love people this year, love people.
Jan 02, 202015:53
“Okay”

“Okay”

I still don’t care about birthdays and other mundane things that you people are excited about but I love you inspite of the fact that you care about those things.
Dec 23, 201910:33
Let’s talk about the pros and cons of sex

Let’s talk about the pros and cons of sex

Listen to be just a little more woke
Dec 16, 201915:03
Be more open minded

Be more open minded

Are you really open minded? Listen to this, take the self quiz and find out?
Dec 12, 201910:33