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Tipsy Mystics

Tipsy Mystics

By Kimberly Darwin

Do you realize you're creating your reality? Grab a cocktail, fire up, or pop an edible...and join Kim and Maranda for a light-hearted look at the wild "reality" of the evolution of consciousness!
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Jupiter/Saturn High-Fiving in Space, Do We Beta Test New Fruit Creations?

Tipsy MysticsDec 23, 2020

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01:01:58
How To Focus Your Attention on Something Without Getting Attached To It

How To Focus Your Attention on Something Without Getting Attached To It

With Special Guest Tess!

  • Source is nothing experiencing itself as everything, and then going back to nothing
  • Striving to be a new person in every moment
  • The Pattern App - What is an Identity, anyway?
  • Kimberly can't stop buying new clothes to define herself
  • How our culture requires us to be "client-facing"
  • Dressing according to mood and connection to Source
  • How to focus your attention on something without getting attached to it?
  • Using Bashar's Formula of Manifestation
  • Kimberly's guide tells us how to allow unknown possibilities and patience
  • Why disappointment can be the best thing that happens to you
  • Jamye Price's Light Language at www.jamyeprice.com
  • Ending things so that new things can begin. Let's start with "SHOULD"
  • Navigating the RIGHT and WRONG waters with others
  • Maranda's Team's guidance when with others: Your only purpose is your presence
  • How Kimberly's rash disappeared as soon as the lesson was learned


Maranda is drinking: Water

Kimberly is drinking: Truly Hard Seltzer

Tess is drinking: Electrolytes

Aug 22, 202336:00
How Pickleball Could Save the World. The Difference Between Being Powerless and Lacking Control.

How Pickleball Could Save the World. The Difference Between Being Powerless and Lacking Control.

  • Back after a long hiatus! Maranda explains why she's had nothing to say.
  • Kimberly and Maranda welcome guest Tess, the little ray of sunshine to balance the Tipsy Mystics.
  • Guilt over Lightworkers feeling irksome at people's behavior.
  • Challenging the "Always Be Doing" programming. It's OK NOT TO DO!
  • Facing the Queen of Denial. If you deny it, it's gonna hit you in the face.
  • TIME: what exactly IS it nowadays?
  • Pickleball: Immediate existence on everyone's timeline.
  • Unavoidable Politics - From Inclusion to Exclusion - the Lightworkers' dilemma.
  • The difference between being powerless and lacking control.
  • "I may not have control, but I do have power, or I wouldn't exist."
  • You are NO ONE and you're NOTHING, per Maranda.

Maranda is drinking: Water

Kimberly is drinking: Truly Hard Seltzer

Tess is drinking: Electrolytes


Aug 08, 202334:19
WTFoff! 2022 - LIVE - Atlantis Under Ice,  Preparing to Bilocate - Is 2023 the Year of Open Contact?

WTFoff! 2022 - LIVE - Atlantis Under Ice, Preparing to Bilocate - Is 2023 the Year of Open Contact?

<ul>
<li>How Ancient Egypt is still expanding our consciousness</li>
<li>Kimberly predicts that Atlantis will be uncovered from the ice caps</li>
<li>Hathor's Mystery School taught people how to bilocate</li>
<li>(Cat video bomb)</li>
<li>WTFoff: regrets and past memories rearing ugly heads in the sleep state</li>
<li>WTFoff: self-sacrifice</li>
<li>The Great Pyramid, Orion and his belt in 10,500 BCE</li>
<li>Star Wars and Life on Orion - The Black League</li>
<li>Maranda explains polarity on Earth</li>
<li>Open Contact - 2023 opens the door per Bashar</li>
<li>Meeting high-frequency beings without freaking out</li>
<li>Paul Selig channeling "God is playing as You"</li>
<li>Science vs Spirituality</li>
<li>Nuclear Fission powering homes in 5 years?</li>
</ul>
Jan 01, 202355:03
Being in Limbo for Eternity?, Quit Hitting Yerself, Symbolism of Plastic, Inventers Who Care

Being in Limbo for Eternity?, Quit Hitting Yerself, Symbolism of Plastic, Inventers Who Care

  • Direct messages from the Universe
  • The definition of 'being in limbo'
  • Playing a part in someone else's healing
  • Punching yourself in the face with criticism
  • Crying levels 2021 vs 2022
  • Plastic in the Collective
  • NFTs and the power issue
  • Selfless inventors helping those in need

Maranda is still drinking H20 - in hydration mode

Kimberly is drinking H20 + Titos vodka

Dec 12, 202221:11
Goodbye Queen, Finding Magic in the Mundane, Kim visits an Otherworldly Brothel

Goodbye Queen, Finding Magic in the Mundane, Kim visits an Otherworldly Brothel

  • Goodbye to Queen Elizabeth.
  • 911 Heroes and guilt at not caring.
  • Insurance:  Are you expecting bad things to happen? (audio issues).
  • Making decisions with partial information:  The Human Way.
  • Kimberly visits a bazaar brothel in another reality.
  • Maranda learns her purpose of embracing the Human Body.
  • Finding the magic in the mundane.
  • Maranda opens a wormhole at work
  • Accepting that everything is in limbo

Maranda is drinking water
Kimberly is drinking Tito's and Coconut Hint Water

Oct 12, 202233:09
Limitations!  Going, Going, Gone: Anything That Focuses You On What ISN'T.

Limitations! Going, Going, Gone: Anything That Focuses You On What ISN'T.

  • Limitations!
  • The Self is not Limited, per Seth
  • Beliefs we thought were GONE...not.
  • How to be more "Me."
  • Going:  Anything that focuses you on what ISN'T.
  • Taking responsibility for the good things you've done.
  • Being inexperienced at joy.
  • Kimberly meets a 1,000 year-old woman.
  • Technology or Nature.  It's up to you.
  • Kimberly's new dishwasher.
  • You don't have to figure it all out.
  • Kimberly embeds love into a stranger's new house.
  • Eating:  heading toward algae smoothies & nutritional chocolate chip cookies.

Maranda is drinking:  Trader Joe's Blueberry Lemonade Seltzer

Kimberly is drinking:  2018 Poppy Pinot Noir

May 11, 202224:49
Being What's Never Been :: Geese as Guides :: If You Have Knotty Hair...

Being What's Never Been :: Geese as Guides :: If You Have Knotty Hair...

  1. Goodbye short-term memory - 5 seconds max!
  2. Humorous Universal interjections during conversations.
  3. How your past can not exist.
  4. Milli Vanilli in nature.
  5. How Maranda gauges Earth energy by the flow of creek water.
  6. Geese and how few f*cks they give.
  7. Kim reading information from flowers, having trouble with red.
  8. Training coyotes away from cats and dogs.
  9. Dreams: Maranda can't wake up anymore.  Kim doesn't care to remember.
  10. BEING what's never BEEN.
  11. If you have Knotty Hair...

Kimberly is drinking:  2018 Poppy Pinot Noir

Maranda is drinking: Sparkly water



Apr 19, 202227:01
Action plans are OUT...Aimlessness is IN.  Natural empaths emerging NOW.

Action plans are OUT...Aimlessness is IN. Natural empaths emerging NOW.

  1. The status of war on our timelines.  Hint:  It's sunny
  2. A black woman in the Supreme Court: Best timeline ever
  3. Kim's biggest issue:  Aimlessness
  4. Sitting on your couch and BEING
  5. Natural empaths emerging now
  6. Lightworkers not needing to meditate in caves anymore
  7. Finding someone's entire identity in a bag
  8. Letting Source work through you
  9. Recognizing the Next Step (or not)
  10. Realizing that nothing makes any sense anyway...so let it all go.

Kimberly is drinking:  2018 Poppy Pinot Noir

Maranda is drinking:  Bubbly non-alcoholic stuff

Check out @philgoodlife on Instagram for more Lightworker support.

Apr 11, 202222:11
Maranda Guides a Lost Man in 5D

Maranda Guides a Lost Man in 5D

  1. Who decided what a wine pour is? 
  2. Cereal portions in 5D.
  3. RIP Betty White.
  4. Kim's non-physical team picks spots in her consciousness.
  5. Deathwalking and raves on the Rainbow Bridge.
  6. Maranda guides a lost man in 5D.
  7. How lightworkers trigger people: would you like to know in advance?
  8. Kim's preparation for physical ET-contact.
  9. Other lives Kim is living: airplane psychic and bowl-cut nun.

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Maranda is drinking: Elderberry soda without tequila.

Kim is drinking:  Nomadica red-blend wine and Earl Grey Tea

Jan 18, 202223:09
Earth as an Emotional Amusement Park

Earth as an Emotional Amusement Park

Kim lost her "voice" for 6-months (felt like 13 hours).

Maranda experiences anger as she emerges from her cocoon.

Throwing fake authenticity out the window.

Mickey the Gnome:  Earth is an emotional amusement park.

Why do we create lives with such negativity?

Introducing Anya the 5D cat.

The clock is gone, the days are gone, and the calendar is almost out the door.

Frequency:  are you always clearing, or are you always progressing?

The Grassman in the Hills.

Walking around in your own ideas.

Experiencing other people's joy - crying ensues.

The myriad kinds of love available to you.

Requesting a 5D council to fix sidewalk cracks.

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Kim is drinking:  Earl Grey Tea

Maranda is drinking:  Foofy Soda




Jan 10, 202221:24
Living In A World That Doesn't Need Saving
Aug 25, 202119:11
5D Guides on the 3D Plane
Aug 11, 202121:58
New Girls on the Plane, Weirdest Manifestations, Getting Pixied
Jun 24, 202156:37
Live from the Light Grid: The Sex Life of Cicadas, The Benefit of Contrast
Jun 04, 202158:41
Timeline glitches, A Spanking From The Acturians, Has The Event Started?
May 20, 202152:12
Being Funemployed, Showering Spammers with Love, Lightworkers & The Vax
May 08, 202101:05:04
Fake Alien Invasion Coming Soon? Will Tearing Down Statues Change the Future? - with Special Tipsy Guest, Tess
Apr 13, 202101:00:15
The Suez Canal Incident: Whimsical Crop Circle, or Battle Over A Major Portal? Choose Your Fun.
Mar 29, 202157:24
3D v. 5D Bitch Session - Explicit!
Mar 11, 202152:59
5D Starbucks Baristas Sing In Unison, When Trusted Sources Trigger You
Feb 22, 202156:04
When You Know That You Can't Die, Crashing Spaceships in 5D, Goodbye Sunglasses
Feb 09, 202157:33
Maranda invades Kim's Dream, steals kitten. The Meanest Thing You've Ever Done. Free Versions vs Paid Versions
Feb 01, 202159:19
The Inauguration: Mars/Uranus Conjunction & CHANGE NOW, Where Found Money Comes From, Healing Other You's
Jan 20, 202152:26
Talking To Yourself In Public, Flying Glasses of Water, & Earth as a Living Library
Jan 11, 202159:10
How to Avoid New Karma, Energetic Anxiety, House Fairies
Jan 05, 202157:49
Jupiter/Saturn High-Fiving in Space, Do We Beta Test New Fruit Creations?
Dec 23, 202001:01:58
5D Plumbers, Multidimensional Breakdowns & Weather Forecasts from Another Timeline
Dec 14, 202058:34
Who is installing the Monoliths?, Gushing in 5D, Gloves Lost In a Parallel Reality
Dec 07, 202001:00:32
Using Emo Feelings to Create, Dec 21st: End of the world (again)? Plus AwakeCon Intro
Nov 30, 202050:37
Lightworkers and Responsible Fun, Too Spacey to Ride a Motorcycle, Ebenezer Scrooge : OG Awake Guy
Nov 22, 202057:06
Friday the 13th Orion Energy, Telepathy vs Whiskey, 8th Chakra Access, Dual Trump/Biden Timelines
Nov 16, 202001:04:37
Lightworker Overload, The Famous Pence Fly, Non-Judgment Testing
Nov 09, 202001:04:43
Dreams About Losing Your Teeth, Being Zapped in the Medulla, Maranda Manifests an Admirer
Nov 02, 202049:09
How 5D Looks Like Wonderland, How To Make Yourself Invisible, Do ETs Need the Nazca Lines to Land?
Oct 25, 202001:04:39
Why Pajamas are Expensive on 3D Earth, Kim vs the AARP, Dolores Cannon & Background People
Oct 20, 202001:01:10
Maranda's 170-Year Old House, Hating Photos of Yourself, Why Pluto is a Badass Planet
Oct 07, 202001:02:28
WAIT is a 4-letter Word, Kimberly's Alternate-Timeline Photo Shoot, Why You See 11:11

WAIT is a 4-letter Word, Kimberly's Alternate-Timeline Photo Shoot, Why You See 11:11

Kim and Maranda had a lighthearted chat about the craziness of waiting for things to manifest.  

While 100 Million people were watching the Presidential debates, Kim and Maranda chose a different timeline...one that isn't affected by political discord or pandemics.  It may be worse, though.  It's the timeline of WAITING.  

With many planets going out of retrograde this week, this is a time for revisiting things.  Old boyfriend memories.  Childhood stuff that needed to get cleared out.  Nostalgia.    

What seems like waiting is actually You, rebalancing energy to let out the things you don't want, and let in the things that you do want.  During these times, it looks like nothing is happening because it seems like your physical world isn't manifesting anything new. 

 The Mystics use the analogy of a wooden roller coaster:  a little bit rickety, really loud, and sort of unpredictable.  Life will have its ups and downs, of course, and those segments will have beginnings and ends that you will learn to recognize.  This helps you enjoy the ride a bit more, even if it flings hair in your eyes around a few turns.  

You are shedding characteristics of an old self that no longer represents who you've become.  Let it go.  

If you must use the word "wait, then see if you can re-label the WAIT into WORTH THE WAIT.   

Check out Maranda's channeled wisdom at Astro Bartender 

Visit Kimberly's blog at Are You Awakening  

*Sorry for the audio - it's the exact same setup as usual, with different results.  Here is an example of a communication issue at work. We stated that there were issues, and thus we turned our statement into form.   Thoughts create. As within, so without. And so it is. This shit is real.

Sep 30, 202001:02:12
Bad Behavior in Atlantis, Transferring House Flies in a Zoom Meeting, and Napoleon Hill - The OG Manifester
Sep 24, 202059:06
Timelines, Spam Texts and Disappearing Houses
Sep 18, 202001:04:30
9-11 Edition: Mr. T as a Guide, Laying Around As An Art, The Weird Images Your Guides Send You
Sep 15, 202052:16
DEATH on the Physical and 5D levels, Maranda's Exit from 3D, and Plasma Insects in Your Home
Sep 11, 202054:50
Throat Chakra Meltdowns, Working With Seth, and Maranda's Automatic Writing
Aug 27, 202001:01:18
The End of the World, the Lumanians, and Bringing Your Family to New Earth
Aug 19, 202001:03:29
Earth as a Game Board - Catsuits and Yachts in the Mediterranean
Aug 13, 202001:02:34
Lion's Gate...and Not Really Knowing What That Means
Aug 09, 202052:56
Elvis, The Pleiadians & The "Right" Way to Wake Up
Aug 08, 202056:55
5D Spacey in a 3D World, Visiting Hybrid Children, Living Without a Television
Aug 06, 202001:05:47
5D: Weird With No Frame of Reference

5D: Weird With No Frame of Reference

  1. Letting go of old assumptions but nothing to replace them with.
  2. Allowing new things to come in without judgment.
  3. Superstitions and whether or not you choose to believe in them.
  4. Surrender and trusting the Higher Self
  5. If “I’m” not in charge...who the hell is?!


Maranda explains Leo + the Sun relationship, not knowing how big limitless can be, and why you don't have to know the "why" of everything.

Kimberly explains how bird poop leads to a lottery ticket, and how easy it is for humans to believe what comes to them via online feeds without asking if it's true.

Replacing negative thought loops with Icons, or images that disrupt the pattern and get you back on the positive side of thinking. 



Visit Maranda on IG at @astrobartender

Visit Kimberly's blog Are You Awakening at https://awa.ke/blog or YouTube https://awa.re/yt

Jul 26, 202001:03:30
Awakening Symptoms: Icky, Annoying & Fun
Jul 23, 202056:44