Sorry We're Stoned with Tish & Brandi Cyrus
By Audio Up, Inc. & HopeTown Entertainment
Sorry We're Stoned with Tish & Brandi CyrusJul 16, 2020
Hollywood Power Lunches, The Worst Dates, and The Best Advice Yet
Coming off her Hollywood Power Lunch, Tish is ready to spill the tea on her trick to getting ready —have Miley Ray Cyrus raid your closet. There’s no one better at putting outfits together and Tish and Brandi are low key jealous.
Then in Off Limits, Tish is psyched to learn Succession on HBO is back. She is obsessed with Kieran Culkin and loves the character he plays on the show. But let’s be serious, the casting on that show is insane and everyone is great. During Dear MT, Stoners call in to ask Tish and Brandi about a ton of different topics and the ladies are serving up the advice. We discuss tips on visiting and living in Denver and LA, the best and worst dates Brandi has ever been on, getting emotional at concerts, meaningful holiday gift ideas, and what to do when you’re approached with a new job opportunity but don’t want to leave your current role out of loyalty. Tish says, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Loyalty is important but sometimes you have to be loyal to yourself and the people you love first and foremost. Brandi teaches the Stoners how to play Dirty Santa and reveals that we’re about to drop some Sorry We’re Stoned merch right in time fro the holidays. This is our last episode of the season Stoners! Thank you so much for listening and stay in touch on Facebook and Instagram. We love y’all!
Trace, Tattoos and Angel Wings
This week, Tish and Brandi are joined by a very special guest - Trace Cyrus!
Tish can't get enough of Trace’s girlfriend, Tay! She just graduated from beauty school, and you better believe Tish is going to Tay from now on for her hair extensions (do you know how expensive they are these days?!). Tish's favorite thing about Tay, however, is her attitude - her enthusiasm is contagious.
In this week's Dear MT, Trace opens up about his tattoo journey. We learn that Tish brought Trace to get his first tattoo the day after his 18th birthday. However, tattoos are addicting, and once Trace got one, he kept getting more and more done on his own, and Tish was furious! Especially his face tattoos - she absolutely freaked out! It took her years to get used to Trace's tattoos, but now she's obsessed with them!
Trace explains how his tattoos effect his entire life. People stare at him everywhere he goes, and he's even pulled over by the cops more frequently because of the way he looks. Trace admits that he tries to be extremely nice and outgoing because it's so easy for people to jump to conclusions and assume he's a bad guy. One of the main reasons Trace decided to live in downtown Nashville is because people aren't as afraid of him and don't give him dirty looks. As hurtful as all of this is, Trace doesn't regret any of his tattoos. In fact, he's planning to fill the few remaining empty spaces on his body with a few more tattoos soon.
Tish confesses how she despises the angel wings that cover her back. However, her trainer, Tashe, saw them for the first time recently and thinks they're badass! They're Tish's armor! The moral of the story, Stoners, is don't listen to what other people think or say! You do you. It's easier said than done, but a little weed can help get ya there!
DJing, Essential Oils, and Dream Vacays
Welcome back stoners! Tish and Brandi are back in Nashville and had a blast at the second weekend of Austin City Limits. The trip was filled with good friends, music, and vintage shopping (turns out every pair of jeans magically fit Tish) and Brandi even found a pair this time around!
Tish isn’t the only one loving her quality time with Baby Bear - Brandi’s dog, Astra, is apparently another huge fan.
Tish can’t wait for her hang with the one and only Paul McDonald! Stoners, everyone check out Paul's new video for ‘How Long?’ - it’s very trippy!
In Off Limits this week, Tish can’t get enough of the Netflix show Doctor Foster and Brandi spills the tea on the new Jake Gyllenhaal Netflix movie, The Guilty. However, there's nothing more exciting for them than the return of Yellowstone, Succession, and Ozark!
Then, in this week’s Dear MT, Brandi gives advice on the best ways to start DJing. She has great recs for which software to use and reveals her #1 secret to DJing - "play what people know.” Tish and Brandi also plan to convince Miley to come on the pod by trading SWS merch (that MC helped design...). They also talk essential oils, Brandi being the mediator of the family, and a potential future visit to Italy. That’s all for this week - see you soon, Stoners!
Cyrus Family Dinner, Strawberry Wine, Watch Out World, It’s Tizzle Time
Hitting her groove with her new functional movement routine, Tish is really feeling herself. It’s all about the vibrations people! She has upped her Qigong knowledge and has been loving the positive vibes and energy she’s been feeling lately. Tish and Brandi had the best time at their Cyrus Family Dinner last night, even though they missed Noah, they had a blast spending time with Trace’s fiancé Tay! Between glasses of Strawberry Wine and setting hiking goals, Tish and Brandi give stoners advice on how to deal with toxic friendships — it’s about quality, not quantity! Healthy friendships are nourishing and long-lasting. As we get older who has time to maintain toxic friendships? Tish sure doesn’t… after all, it’s Tizzle Time and she is living her best life. Tish and Brandi give tips on where to buy sophisticated yet reasonably priced new wardrobe pieces — Aritzia! — and they spill the tea on how best to deal with negative future in laws. Also, when a stoner calls in with a question about whether or not she should hookup with a friend while she’s getting over an ex, Brandi has a hot take — go for it! Who better to date than your best friend? That’s all for this week, Stoners. See you next week! Xo
Self Care, Burn Out, And The Key To Being A Successful Momager
Welcome back, Stoners! This week Tish and Brandi are jumping right into it with some Off-Limits, and Tish has already finished all of Clickbait. As part of her investing in herself and taking her self-care more seriously (which also includes her awesome workouts and a great body work session) she’s allowing herself more time and space for what she loves. And she loves a good thriller. Tish and Brandi dissect the ending, and while Brandi has not yet finished Nine Perfect Strangers, Tish gives her spoiler-free thoughts, and they both can’t wait for some You season 3 to hit our screens. Then, in this week’s Dear MT, Tish talks about having important conversations with your kids and how we can lessen some of the stigma around weed and gives some tips from her career as a Momager, and Brandi and Tish both give their thoughts on restoring self-confidence and dealing with burn out. That’s all for this week, see you next time Stoners!
About The Enneagram with a Six, a Seven, and a Nine
We’re back Stoners! And Tish and Brandi have both been super busy. Brandi’s been braving some rainy weather and competing, and Stargirl has just graduated to the 20 meter jump! Which is so exciting but also maybe a little terrifying for poor Tish. Meanwhile, Tish is on the go, after getting back from visiting Bear, she went out to Vegas to watch Noah absolutely rock at Life Is Beautiful and now she’s back in LA before it’s off to Austin City Limits next week. Luckily, they’ve still had time to catch up on Paradise and dig into some of the drama and Brandi is loving Clickbait and needs Tish to listen to Kasey Musgrave’s new album immediately. Then, we are joined by certified Enneagram coach and author of The Honest Enneagram, Sarajane Case to learn more about our newest obsession. Sarajane (herself a seven) gives some great insight into Tish and Brandi’s personality types and answers some Stoner questions while also sharing how understanding yourself and your enneagram can change your life. That’s all for this week, don’t forget to leave a five start review and let us know what your favorite part of the episode is! Check out Sarajane @sarajanecase and take the enneagram test for yourself at
BottleRock, DIYing, and Finding Your Passions
This week we have to kick things off with a bit of Paradise, all that drama! Tish is D.E.A.D. Plus, men are trash, the Bachelor producers can be real conniving, and we’re rooting for you Serena! On a much less fun note, Tish and Brandi have watched The White Lotus and didn’t love it, and they still really do not know what is going on with Nine Perfect Strangers (but Bobby Cannavale and Melissa McCarthy? They ship it). Back to reality, the weather in Nash is beautiful and Tish is already so excited to be reunited with baby Bear! Though she did have an absolute blast at BottleRock, enjoying another one of Miley’s killer shows and is looking forward to Life is Beautiful with Noie next. On Dear MT this week, they talk exploring and discovering new career options, some great tips from Stella’s wedding, and have some enneagram updates to share as well (and some enneagram-based dating advice too). See you next time, Stoners!
The Power Of A Good Cry, Cabo Sun, And A Cameo From Baby Bear
Brandi is back from a wonderful week soaking up the sun in Cabo and she’s got some hot tips for y’all if you’re planning your dream Mexican vacation (Tish definitely is). We’ve also got some Bachelor in Paradise tea to recap, and Tish is absolutely loving Killing Eve! And even if we still can’t quite figure out what Nine Perfect Strangers is actually about, we’re into it. Then, it’s a guest appearance we’ve all been waiting for — it’s Baby Bear’s very first time on the podcast!! And while he’s maybe a little podcast-shy, it’s still potentially our best cameo ever. Plus, in this week’s Dear MTs, Tish and Brandi discuss why they like to use weed, how to move cross-country, and they share some more insight into their ongoing grieving process and how the family has stuck together through it. Tish also emphasizes the importance of protecting and doing things for yourself and shares how her reintroduction to therapy has been going (definitely lots of tears). Tish also wants to remind everyone to please, please get vaccinated if you can, so we can all protect each other. That’s all for this week! See you next time Stoners!
Questionable Wigs, Travel Tips, and Personality Tests
Welcome back Stoners! The pups have decided to kick things off in a bit of a chaotic fashion this week, which Brandi is *not* here for considering she just got home and she has to be on a flight in 9 hours. Yes, after getting in from some awesome shows in Cleveland, Brandi is right onto the next, and while she’s having a blast, she could definitely use some peace and quiet when she can get it. But Tish has the perfect story to cheer her up, and it’s all about how awesome you Stoners are! When she was hanging with her new best friend Shaun, she came across a Stoner-run business! That’s right, she found some of the cutest jewelry from the most wonderful woman who is a big fan of the show and our wonderful community we’ve created here, where we can talk about anything. And we just love all of you guys so much!! Then, in this week’s off-limits, Tish and Brandi recap the start of the new Bachelor in Paradise season (Tish’s very first!) and give some thoughts on the Nine Perfect Stranger’s premiere. Plus, Dear MT this week features tips on everything from pet-hair clean-up to traveling to furniture shopping and gets us into one of Brandi’s favorite topics, the Enneagram Test! What’s your number, Stoners? Let us know and let us know what you thought of the episode and we’ll see you next week!
A De-Chokealator, Edies, and A Jelly Bean In The Sky
With a little wake-and-bake to kick off the morning, Tish and Brandi are looking ahead to upcoming festival season (don’t sleep on Milwaukee!) and already day-dreaming about some luxurious 2022 vacationing coming up. And speaking of, they can’t believe August is already nearly done and 2022 is practically here! Where does the time go? But Brandi is definitely ready for some new fall TV to come out, she still can’t really find much to watch. Tish meanwhile is continuing her path down Bach Nation memory lane and has been watching Jojo’s season of the Bachelorette for the first time, and to be honest, she kind of lives for Chad?? But of course, no one can beat cute little Wells for Tizzle! Then, in this week’s Dear MT, Tish and Brandi give some advice on surviving geographic distance in a relationship, putting up with annoying co-workers, and Tish regales us with the unfortunate tale of that time she took 3 edibles before a flight. Plus, MT has some … interesting Baked Goods for y’all this week, stay safe out there Stoners! Don’t forget to leave us a five-star review and share the episode, we’ll see you next time.
Butterflies, Favorite Grandchildren, and a Bachelor Hotline
Tish is doing great and feeling great and just cannot get enough of cute little Bear! Plus, she had an absolute blast road-tripping out to surprise Noah in Indiana, and getting to see a few of you super cool Stoners!! The only bad news, there is really nothing out there for her to watch (any suggestions?) and while Brandi’s been trying out some new trashy reality TV, she hasn’t been able to get super into it. The exception: Bach Nation. Tish has flown through Ben Higgins’ season and she gets why it’s a favorite, although she wishes there would have been a ‘phone a friend’ option for him in there somewhere, and this week’s Bachelorette finale had Tizzle and Brandi feeling all the feelings. Then, in Dear MT, Tish talks about her own mushy feelings and how Billy Ray still gives her butterflies. Later, Tish and Brandi discuss loss, boundaries, and how to keep your lost loved ones with you. Love you Stoners, see you next week!
Ghost Stories, Big Families, and a Legendary Lollapalooza
Did y’all catch Lolla? The show was every bit as iconic as Tish said it would be, and now she gives us a behind the scenes look at some of Miley’s preparation, choosing the setlist, and putting it all together. Plus, Brandi breaks down which songs hit the hardest in the crowd (and Tish shouts out her favs, Juicy and Wiz). Then, Brandi tells us about the after-party, one of her favorite shows she’s ever played, and seeing a few Stoners there! The show was unforgettable and everything went perfectly — unfortunately, the same can not be said for the commutes home, first an outdated manual and now mechanical issues?? Tish cannot catch a break in flights lately! But, she’s made it to Nashville and Bear is just getting cuter and cuter by the second! Speaking of Bear, in this week’s Dear MT, Tish talks about how she always knew she wanted a big family (and how she knew she was done after Noah) and the blessing of all the amazing Cyrus extended family. Then, she shares some experiences with the supernatural, including a creepy encounter in London and some heart-warming reminders that the ones we love are never truly gone. We love you Stoners! See you next time.
Doggy DNA, National Tequila Day, and Love At First Sight
This week, all of Brandi’s travels are finally starting to catch up to her (and ok, the several shots of tequila last night probably didn’t help) and she’s exhausted. But she can’t just turn down free shots, ok?? But Astra-girl has got all the energy in the world and is ready to play, and speaking of Astra, after doing a DNA test, Brandi’s been tracking down some of her doggy relatives online and they are all so cute!! Just not as cute as Astra! Meanwhile, Tish would love to figure out what the heck is going on in Bean’s DNA, the little weirdo, and Samuel too, but right now she is too busy hanging with some new friends and prepping for the greatest Lollapalooza show you’ll ever see! Plus, they break down that crazy Men Tell All from the Bachelorette and while Tish and Brandi can’t quite figure out what was going on with Katie, they’re loving Michael and are already hoping we’ve found our next Bachelor. Brandi also gives us some insight into another Bachelor Nation couple, Kaitlyn Bristowe and Jason Tartick, spilling how right they were for each other from the very beginning. And Tish herself knows a thing or two about love at first sight, from her own life and also her parents whirlwind love story that she shares with the Stoners. Then in this week’s Dear MT, Brandi talks her career in music and how she first got into DJing while Tish dishes on her least favorite interior design trends of the moment and gives some High Design advice, plus they discuss how the family keeps in touch and stays so close. That’s all for this one, don’t forget to subscribe, share, and leave us a 5 star review and we’ll see you next week Stoners!
Achieving Goals with Sticky Notes and the Importance of Finding The Right Therapist with The Shrink Chicks
Brandi’s just got back to Nashville after a long flight, and she’s ready to talk all things Bachelor and Dr. Death. And this week we have guests on that are actually not Cyrus family members! The Shrink Chicks are all about positivity and sticky note reminders, and Tish mentions Miley happens to be a fan as well! She has sticky notes just about everywhere, on her coffee pot, fridge, etc. They serve as positive reminders for MC to be grateful, to make a smoothie, to work out. Tish, Brandi and our guests highly recommend! But Tish wonders if the post-its could just be a bit more aesthetically pleasing. Tish also opens up about her struggles with working out and eating well and The Shrink Chicks say that there’s no one size fits all lifestyle that works for everyone. It’s all about figuring out what works for you, what’s doable and setting realistic goals.
Big goals can feel overwhelming and sometimes stop people from pursuing their dreams in the first place, so the Shrink Chicks recommend breaking up a dream into achievable daily stepping stones you can actually achieve. It’s not actually success that gives people self-esteem, it’s mastery.The group discusses the pros and cons of social media and theorize that we don’t necessarily have a super healthy relationship with social media or the internet, because it evolved so quickly that our brains haven’t been able to keep up. When Tish was in high school, there weren’t even cell phones!
Brandi asks The Shrink Chicks about the stigma around therapy and what’s the best way to approach it if you’re new to it. Hot tip, make sure you click with your therapist. Emmalee and Jennifer reveal the reason why they became therapists in the first place was because they had terrible experiences with their own therapists, and they thought uh, we would do it better than this! Tish reveals she’s scared to start therapy because what if she doesn’t like the therapist? She hates hurting people’s feelings! Hope you enjoyed this episode. See you next week Stoners!
Baby FaceTimes, Lip Fillers, and Boobs
It’s back to work for Tizzle this week, and she’s excited to get to see everyone in person. Plus, things have really been going great for HopeTown — Stoners, the magic of venting to you may just have turned Tish’s Hollywood Adventures around! Brandi is really feeling the positive vibes of summer ’21 too, so psyched to be back playing shows and maybe even with some fun up her sleeve for Lollapalooza weekend. But right now, she’s just constantly getting rained on in Nashville, and while Tish is so glad to be back in Cali, she is making sure to FaceTime baby Bear every single day (they have some great conversations)! Plus, Brandi talks Virgin River and the irresistible appeal of a beautiful small town in the country while Tish lays out her Bachelorette rankings for the week. Then, in Dear MT, Tish gives all the low-down on fillers of every kind, how it feels, what to look out for, how to do what’s right for your face, and opens up about her breast reduction surgery for the first time. She shares her past struggles, the tough recovery process, and how completely life-changing the whole thing has been. Miley makes an iconic background cameo to send us off and we’ll see you next week, Stoners!
A Fourth of July Flight, Good Weed, and The Power of The Universe
How was your holiday weekend, Stoners?? Tish is finally back home sweet home in good old Cali and the dogs are so excited to see her, they just can’t take it! Tish is happy to be back, although she tells us how she almost didn’t make it after a missing flight manual, a delayed delivery from Atlanta, and FAA guidelines left her stranded in the airport. But, practicing gratitude, Tish is so happy she got to bond with her awesome seat-mate and she ended up getting a stunning fireworks show on her way out. Brandi went to a good old-fashioned house party and she and Astra had an absolute blast. Also, with so much TV going off air for the summer, Tish has discovered a strange, but surprisingly great, French Netflix drama and she’s finally revisiting one of the greatest Bachelor seasons of all time, starring none other than our good friends Ben Higgins and Olivia Caridi. And in this week’s Dear MT, Tish and Brandi get into a wide variety of important topics, giving advice on prioritizing your future goals, healing from the loss of a pet, standing up for yourself and your right to be heard, and meeting people and making friends in an unfamiliar place. And then they bring it full-circle discussing the power of good will, good love, and the universe itself. Don’t forget to share this episode, make sure you’re subscribed, and we’ll see you next week Stoners!
Baby, Bachelors, and Balance with Braison Cyrus
This week, Tish is learning about communicating and confrontation from a place of love while Brandi is just trying to figure out *what* these people have been feeding her dogs while she’s been gone (their farts have never been worse). Speaking of, Brandi has been busy! She’s hopping all over the place for work as more venues open up and it’s honestly been a little overwhelming, but a ton of fun. Tish is scared of the avalanche of work potentially waiting for her back in LA, but Brandi emphasizes the importance of setting boundaries and protecting yourself. Then, they discuss some of the big Bachelorette show-downs this week and Braison hops on to share his thoughts on the show and his pre-approved topics to cry about on national TV. Braison also shares what it’s been like to be a new Dad, especially when most of his work buddies don’t seem to understand what a baby even is, and muses on some of the generational differences in co-parenting and fatherhood. Also, he tells us how they picked the name Bear, and some of the other runners-up, and how he and Stella met and got together! That’s all for this week Stoners, see you next time!
Living with Your Parents, a Cruel Summer Twist, and a Cyrus Family Father’s Day
Tish is absolutely on Cloud 9 after spending another week in the company of wonderful baby Bear! Although his mama Stella is not loving the whole waking-up-every-two-hours thing, she could definitely use more sleep — yet another reason on Brandi’s list for never having kids. But Braison’s first Father’s Day was an awesome time — the whole Cyrus clan got together, rode dirt bikes, and smoked weed (they’re not really the croquet type). Plus, Tish and Brandi are buzzing over the amazing Cruel Summer finale and are ready to dissect all the newcomers on this season of the Bachelorette. Brandi’s loving Physical on Apple TV+ and Tish is here to sing the praises of 90’s Country Music Ladies (literally). Then, on Dear MT Tish and Brandi tackle how to navigate a variety of living situations, including moving back in with your parents and a best friend wanting to move in with you, and share their thoughts on the best states to visit for a Great American tour vacation. Also, Tish shares her tips on finding the perfect pair of vintage jeans and she’s got some other awesome Baked Goods to share with the Stoners.
That’s all for this week! Don’t forget to leave us a 5 star review and pick up your Sorry We’re Stoned mug at https://sorrywerestoned.myshopify.com/
High School Boyfriends, Childhood Keepsakes, and a Big Welcome to Baby Bear!!
Stoners, Bear Cyrus has arrived!! The family is ecstatic and Tish is spending practically every waking moment cuddling him, he’s just the sweetest little thing! They already have a super special bond, but jury’s still out on what Grandma T is going to be called, any suggestions Stoners? And Brandi loves the little one so much, although she thinks she’ll stick with puppies for herself. Then, the ladies catch up on some of the great TV they’ve been watching, including finally discussing the Mare of Easttown finale and breaking down that Cruel Summer twist. Finally in some Dear MTs, the pair discuss why men are dumb (and high school boyfriends are extremely overrated,) the best mementos to keep for a new baby, and some of their favorite things to do and spots to hit in town. And they’re already dreaming up their perfect vacation for next year when international travel starts opening up. That’s all for this week Stoners! Don’t forget to leave us a 5 star review and pick up your Sorry We’re Stoned mug at https://sorrywerestoned.myshopify.com/, see you all next week!
Vegas Shows, Delta 8, and Long Walks While Stoned
This week, Tish has some questions right away, because Trace can’t stop talking about ‘Delta 8’ a weed-like thing, but that is sold in Tennessee?? With the help of good old Google, Tish and Brandi take us through a mini stoner educational session on some of the new stuff out there and they even call Trace and make him bring them some Delta 8 (for science!!) Speaking of, Trace and Tay are coming in from working out and they are looking great, Tay is just working it! While Mat Boy Magic, who also pops by, is not doing so great considering he’s got the absolute worst sun burn we’ve ever seen (and a tragic float tube tan line). Plus, Tish has finally discovered Good Trouble, Brandi’s all about Yellowstone and Luke Grimes, and Tish has got some baked goods to share too! Then in Dear MT, Tish and Brandi discuss staying single and owning your future, Tish shares part of what made her adoption story so special, and the ladies give out some high design tips. Don’t forget to leave a review and pick up your Sorry We’re Stoned mug from our store! See you next time Stoners!
Dating, Astrology, and Pam Anderson with Olivia Caridi, Matt Woodson, and Kierston Cook
Stoners, welcome to the ultimate Nashville group hang featuring Liv, Matt Boy Magic, and Keys (and Tish’s awesome basement patio!) And the group wastes no time getting into it, beginning their quest to find Matt a woman, and learn from the male species, they decode the meaning of key phrases like “a girl who can hang” and “someone who’s just chill.” Plus, Tish learns about some of the biggest generational differences in dating, love, and marriage (her conclusion: sounds hard). Then, in this week’s Dear MT, the group gets deep into astrological signs, finding that they are generally spot on for the Cyrus fam, and discuss the impact of style icons like Fran Drescher and Tish’s personal hero, Pamela Anderson. We had a blast with this one Stoners and hope you do too! See you next week!
A Very Chaotic Episode featuring Noah Cyrus
Stoners, it’s finally happening! Brandi is getting stoned, live on the pod!!! We’re not the only ones who can’t believe it as Noah ventures down to Tish’s basement to see for herself, and brings her impressive Rick and Morty bong along with her. Soon, we’ve got three very stoned Cyrus women and absolutely no control. It’s chaos as all three catch the giggles at some point, Brandi can hardly even speak, and it’s up to Tish to keep the whole thing on track (we’re doomed). Still, the ladies give out some insightful advice on letting things go and minimalism, focus and balancing responsibilities, and the beauty of a Paul McDonald wedding song. Also, Noah shares some of her favorite munchie moments and what she’s been watching lately while Tish is all about Kate Winslet and Amy Adams and Brandi is just ready for her own travel show. They also recap last week, when Tish was busy rehearsing her SNL appearance (with no lines, thank you very much!!) and discuss their favorite cast members. Hope you enjoy this one Stoners, see you next week!
A Very Special Episode featuring Olivia (and Gemma) Caridi
Stoners, Tish the Dish is MIA!! Ok, well her SNL rehearsals are just running extra late, but unfortunately that means she can’t record this week. Luckily, Brandi has enlisted a friend (and perhaps future SWS host if Tish doesn’t watch her step!) Olivia Caridi. Olivia joins us already tipsy and ready to spill the tea, and with her adorable pup Gemma by her side also chiming in, she’s prepared to jump in as cohost. First the two catch up, discussing finals, upcoming trips, and the brutal dating scene in NYC before Olivia shares all the details on her Mom’s move to Nashville and the beautiful new home she’s created in this week’s high design, and we can’t wait for the dynamic duo of Tish and Dana to take the town by storm! Also, double islands are definitely a trend we can get behind. Plus, the ladies discuss some of their favorite shows and as they get into Younger, Olivia shares her fave moment meeting the iconic Hillary Duff along with some other fun New York City adventures. Finally in this week’s Dear MT Dear OC, they share tips on getting the most out of national parks, discuss their favorite European countries to visit and give some solid cocktail recommendations for the Stoners. That’s all for this week, check out our lovely guest co-host Olivia Caridi on Instagram and see you next week with the return of MT!
An Architectural Digest Dream Come True, Birthday Bashes, and Virgin Vocal Chords
Huge news, Stoners — Brandi smoked some weed last week!!! And she had a great time doing it too, but her throat is somehow *still* sore days later, which Tish blames on her delicate, unmarred vocal chords, and she’s already got big plans to introduce Brandi to some of her favorite bongs for a smoother hit. Meanwhile, Tish has been having an amazing week, she had an early birthday party that was so much fun (and gave Brandi some serious FOMO), the AD feature on her and Mat Sanders’ work on Miley’s house went out and it was everything she could have hoped for and more, AND she sold her very first scripted show!!! Well, she won’t totally trust it until it’s happening, but Tish’s adventures in Hollywood may just be taking an upward turn! After diving deep into her work on Miley’s house in this week’s High Design (and responding to a few particularly annoying comments, since 240 Twitter characters just wouldn’t have cut it), Tish and Brandi start reminiscing on the old Fanfare and touring days with BR in Dear MT. They also discuss mental tactics and practices to help deal with anxiety attacks, Mother’s Day, and Tish gets honest about the evolution of her awareness over time and how her children have helped her see and understand the LGBTQ+ communities, something she simply didn’t think much about growing up. Ultimately for Tish, God is Love and Love is Love and it’s as simple as that. And we love all of you so much Stoners, thank you for listening and see you next week!
90s Brows, Swiss Mountains, and Gratitude
Can you believe it is already about to be May, Stoners??? Tish cannot believe time has flown by so fast, but she’s excited to get back to planting and break out some of her favorite cute new summer shoes, although right now she’s stuck with an unwelcome accessory. That’s right people, Tish is in an orthopedic boot! She made it to the doctor and not only is her toe broken, but her whole foot is a little messed up, so for now she’s stuck rocking Prada on one foot and a boot on the other. Meanwhile, Brandi is ready to start planning some spa days for when Tish comes out to Nashville this summer and they both definitely need some brow shaping (although they’re not quite sure on the look to go for, thoughts Stoners?) Then, in this week’s Dear MT, Tish discusses how practicing gratitude and love helps her feel close to God while Brandi shares her favorite ways to connect with God in nature. Plus, the ladies start fantasizing about some great travel destinations once the world starts opening up and give some tips on a durable but beachy home remodel. Brandi’s got some new shows to talk about and Tish wonders if she could commit to a 12 cup coffee maker, even a super cute rose gold one. That’s all for this week! Don’t forget to get yourself a Sorry We’re Stoned mug if you haven’t yet! https://sorrywerestoned.myshopify.com/
Alpacas, Martian Exploration, and a 4/20 Hang with Brittney Kelley
Happy belated 4/20, Stoners!! This week, Tish is getting extra high and Brandi is even considering making the switch over to weed herself (!) plus our girls are joined by their good friend, Tribe Kelley founder, partner to Florida Georgia Line’s Brian Kelley, and gigantic stoner, Brittney Kelley. But first, they tackle the tough questions in this week’s Dear MT, including what unusual pets they’d most like to have, how to discover your favorite strain of weed, and how to salvage an ancient, but comfortable office chair. Plus, Brandi shares her new favorite movie, which prompts a discussion on real-life Mars exploration and colonization, and which of the Cyrus kids might want to live off-planet. Then when Brittney joins the show, the trio talk meaning and authenticity in music and what makes the perfect video shoot. Meanwhile, Tish is starting to get freaked out by all the similarities between Brittney and BK and Tish and BR, are we *sure* Brittney isn’t a long-lost member of the Cyrus clan? Plus they celebrate weed and casual weddings and even make some plans for a long-overdue BK x BR meet-up. That’s all this week Stoners! Hope you’ve had a fun 4/20 with us, and check out our brand new SWS mugs on our merch store! sorrywerestoned.myshopify.com
Birthdays, Aging, Motherhood and A Chat with Giving Keys Founder Caitlin Crosby
Less than a month out from her birthday, a super stoned Tish is contemplating the nature of life: what if we didn’t have birthdays? Would we even age at all?? Brandi’s a bit more skeptical, but all she does know is that Tish seems to be aging backwards. Meanwhile, Tish is discussing a different kind of change as she starts to plan for what she’s calling Tish’s Trailer Transformation — and she’s got some great leads on amazing flooring. Plus, there’s a few new things to watch and listen to in this week’s Off-Limits and Tish discusses the benefits of taking a smoke break and her calling as a dancer (or a matchmaker?) in Dear MT. Then, the ladies are joined by their good friend, singer, songwriter, entrepreneur, and founder of the thriving accessories business, The Giving Keys, Caitlin Crosby. Caitlin and Brandi reminisce about when they first met over a decade ago and the very beginnings of The Giving Keys, plus the transformative encounters that led to Caitlin’s decision to dedicate the organization to kindness, strength, and fighting inequality by employing people experiencing homelessness. Caitlin also reflects on the trials of the past year and the drive and challenge of being a mother and a business owner. Caitlin discusses her books, especially her new book Every Word Matters, which was a truly healing process for her and has been inspiring readers all across the country. Check out The Giving Keys and Caitlin’s new book Every Word Matters! See you next time, Stoners!
#ContentWithCaution, Vibrators, and Handbags with Edie Parker Founder Brett Heyman
This week, Brandi is enjoying the lovely weather in Nashville and spending tons of time outside, and also tons of time tracking her phone down every time it falls out of her pocket (thanks for nothing, Find My iPhone!) But Tish sees a new business opportunity to fill a need for consumers, whether it’s phone cases with geo-tracking, perfectly sized duvet covers, or non-plastic pour over coffee containers, she can’t stop the million dollar ideas!! And while Brandi isn’t quite as convinced, Tish isn’t letting anything bring her down today, not even after she broke her toe even *worse* than it was before. Tish is high on life (well, and some fantastic weed) and thrilled to have this week’s guest, Edie Parker’s Brett Heyman. Tish has been a huge fan of Brett’s work since the very start and since the launch of the cannabis accessory line, Flower By Edie Parker, she’s only fallen more in love with her products. Brett shares the beginning of the company and their iconic, artistic acrylic handbags and also talks about her decision to move into the cannabis space in a female-inclusive and focused way. Plus, she discusses the company’s ethos on cannabis, all about enjoyment and pleasure, and why she thinks sexual wellness may be the next frontier for cannabis products. Tish and Brett also talk about sexual education and discussion with their kids, and how sometimes Tish may get to know a little too much from the family’s super open lines of communication. Plus, we get a lovely story from a Stoner who is doing weddings right as far as Tish and Brandi are concerned! That’s all for this week, check out Edie Parker and Flower By Edie Parker, and don’t forget to check out their line of CBD sex products. Thanks, Stoners!
Exploring New Places, Wedding Extravaganzas, and Broken Toes
Tish has been having a wonderful week, practicing gratitude in the California sunshine — except for when she broke her toe!! Ok, so it may not be X-ray certified but all Tish knows is she tripped over some stairs and now her whole entire foot is black and blue and it is not pleasant. But other than that, she’s great! Meanwhile, Nashville has been seeing some of the worst flooding in recent years but Brandi is so grateful that only a small portion of her land was effected and all of the animals are safe in the barn (even if some of them are too dumb to find their own hay). The ladies also take a moment to discuss relationships after a friend was broken up with over the phone (guys, do better!!) and Brandi muses on ‘wedding season’ etiquette while Tish just can’t understand why anyone would want to draw a wedding out over 6 months. Brandi also has a delicious new munchie moment to shout out, courtesy of the one and only Dolly Parton, and they’ve got some new shows to recommend. Plus, Tish and Brandi discuss favorite Kasey Musgrave songs, moving out of state, finding motivation, and ignoring the trolls in this week’s Dear MT. See you next time Stoners!
Moving In Together, Imaginary Mugs, and a Palm Springs Brunch Adventure
Tish and Brandi have just returned from a lovely weekend in the desert, where they attended horse shows, did some killer shopping, and enjoyed a fabulous brunch tour. Now they’re back, Tish is trying out some new weed (and she’s very stoned) and Brandi is trying to explain what a Patreon is again. The ladies share what they watched and listened to on their road trip and discuss a fabulous new Munchie Moment idea, and Tish is ready to become lead designer on a new La Quinta Resort renovation (call us!) Also, Tish and Brandi give out some High Design tips on choosing an accent wall and explore the SWS facebook group for some travel inspo. Then they get deep for a minute as they discuss making room for your partner in a relationship, the importance of boundaries, and the potential for change and growth within a person. That’s all this week Stoners, don’t forget to call in with your questions and leave a five star review, see you next time!
Essential Oils for Dogs, Bachelor Heartbreak, and a Socially Distanced Grammys
This week Brandi is coming to us from Tish’s house in LA! Which by the way, looks entirely different from the last time she was here (floors make a *huge* difference in a room, people) and Tish is embracing a new, cleaner, semi-modern aesthetic. Tish also takes the opportunity to wax poetic on her love for Cali and both Tish and Brandi are super excited for the little staycation they have planned this week! But first, we have got to talk about the Grammys and The Dress. A lot of our Stoners thought Tish and Noah looked so stunning on the Grammys red carpet (even though Tish was freezing her butt off in the new outdoor set-up) and Noah’s Schiaparelli gown was the statement piece of the night. And although there were definitely some memes, young Nicki made a great impact with her show-stopping look, and that is Fashion, baby. As always, Tish and Brandi answer some of your questions in this week’s Dear MT, including thoughts on an age-gap in relationships, Cyrus family stories, and the key to wearing white and they discuss the explosive Bachelor finale episode — and let’s just say Tish is no longer Matt’s biggest fan after he left poor Michelle in the dust like that. That’s all for this week, don’t forget to subscribe and leave us a 5 star review and we’ll see you next time Stoners!
Velvet Throw Pillows, Leaf Blowers, and Prioritizing Yourself
This week, Tish and Brandi are excited to catch up and dig deep into some Dear MTs, and they aren’t about to let some unexpected leaf-blowing ruin their fun!! They discuss the latest on the Bachelor and make their final predictions for the finale next week, and Tish is still deep into her Nashville obsession — and if you’re looking for other feel-good shows that don’t revolve around murder, they’ve got a ton of recommendations for you, starting with the classic, Friday Night Lights. Plus, Tish has some high design tips about spicing up any room with some new throw pillows, playing with wood tones and wallpapers, and she’s ready for velvet to make its comeback. Brandi and Tish also give some great relationship advice in this week’s Dear MT, discussing keeping quality friendships, feeling your best even when you’re on your own and avoiding over-romanticizing the idea of someone. And Brandi defends her life motto, keep your expectations relatively low and always be pleasantly surprised! See you all next week when Brandi and Tish are coming to you post-Grammys (and post-Bachelor finale) from LA! Don’t forget to leave us a five-star review and check us out on Stitcher at https://stitcherapp.com/stoned
Weed Carts, Social Equity in Cannabis and Entrepreneurship with Hope Wiseman
This week, Brandi’s joining us from Gulf Port with a minor health concern — any Stoners out there in the medical field have any insight on the mysterious appearing Cyrus ‘bebe pellets’?? Brandi is freaked, but Tish is unconcerned, she’s had hers for 30 years and she’s fine! Plus, Tish is ready to dive in with some High Design tips, including the beautiful new weed cart she’s just found for herself and some of the best brands in Target for interior decor. Then, on this week’s Dear MT, Tish and Brandi get real and share some relationship advice about communication and having empathy for your partner and their unique viewpoint. They also throw out some suggestions of names for furry friends and debate who they think is going to come out as the winner of the Bachelor. And we’re joined by the brilliant Hope Wiseman, who became the youngest black woman to own a dispensary in the United States with the opening of Mary & Main in 2017. She joins Tish and Brandi to discuss legalization, criminal justice reform, medical, scientific, and economic benefits of cannabis and her own personal journey to entrepreneurship, including her college experience and inspiration from her mother, and advice for other young people out there who want to follow their dreams. That’s all for this one guys, don’t forget to leave us a 5 star review, and we’ll see you next time!
Snow Storms, Growing Weed, and the Future of Marijuana with Josh Haupt
Well Stoners, this week, Tish is starting the party on her own! That’s right, Brandi is late, but we suppose we can forgive her since she’s been iced in her house for days and having to trek out to the barn to take care of the all the animals in the ice cold. Seriously, Tish really got out of Nashville just in time, but she’s gotten turned onto the CMT show ‘Nashville’ about 10 years too late and now she’s obsessed. Also, we hear about some alternate Cyrus baby names, national park hiking tips, guilty pleasures, and more in this week’s Dear MT before we’re joined by our guest. Called ‘The Steve Jobs of Weed’ Josh Haupt is an innovator and entrepreneur who’s worked in cannabis for years, ever since he began using it medically to help treat his epilepsy as a teenager. He’s completely redefined the limits of growing, famous for his ‘three pounds a light’ techniques and started and sold several companies, and Tish and Brandi are seriously in love with the new line of CBD beauty products from him and his wife, Plant Love Naturals. Josh gives us some great business and life advice and teaches us all about the ins and outs of the cannabis industry, and he’s inviting Tish and Brandi out for a tour of his warehouses when it’s safe. That’s all for this week, check out Josh on social media and get yourself some Plant Love Naturals! Don’t forget to leave us a 5 star review and call in to leave your questions for Dear MT. See you next week!
Framing Britney, Cyrus Cousins, and Ring Sizes with Wells Adams
This week we’re joined by very special guest, Brandi’s co-host and Tish’s hot contractor, Wells Adams! And Tish got extra high just for him! Meanwhile, Wells has brought along some great ideas, including but not limited to, a Road Rules: Cyrus Edition and a hunt for long-lost distant Cyrus cousins (because, as Tish and Brandi share, cousin Trey is truly iconic). Wells is also dishing out some advice and BTS secrets in this week’s Dear MT discussing everything from surviving long Bachelorette nights and communicating as a good partner to dog potty training and his favorite Cyrus sibling (which just may surprise you). The group also gets serious as they talk about the invasions of privacy, safety, and decency shown in the new Britney doc, and their own experiences with paparazzi. Plus, Wells contributes some of his own baked goods this week and gives us some hot tips on shopping for engagement rings. Hope you have as much fun with this one as we did Stoners! Check out Wells and Brandi on the Your Favorite Thing podcast and see you next week!
The Super Bowl, Social Media, and Finding Yourself with special guest Ben Higgins
Tish and Brandi are no longer in Nashville together, but they had an absolute blast this weekend, getting to experience the first live music show of 2021 with Miley performing for vaccinated healthcare workers at the Super Bowl! With Tish settling back in L.A, she’s spending a lot of time texting BR and she can’t wait for this week’s visit from good friend Ben Higgins. Before that, the ladies dive straight into some Dear MTs to talk growing a business, making your bedroom a safe-haven, and being a considerate smoker (share your munchies, people!). Then, we’re joined by Mr. Generous Coffee himself, Ben Higgins, who is very excited to catch up with two of his favorite people. Ben and Brandi reminisce about some past trips they’ve taken together, and reflect on some of the remarkable communities they’ve been lucky enough to meet through their charity work. Ben discusses how this work helps him feel a sense of connection and purpose, and how writing down, talking through, and sharing his feelings helped him combat loneliness and isolation. Together, the trio reflect on some of the ups and downs of notoriety and discuss the ongoing process of finding and shaping one’s identity. Ben and Tish also consider the importance of gratitude, and talk about some of the things Ben’s most thankful to have in his life, like his beautiful new home in the Colorado wilderness with his fiancée, just beware of mountain lions!
That’s all for this week Stoners, be sure to check out Ben’s new book “Alone in Plain Sight” and don’t forget to leave us a five star review, we’ll see you next time!
Brandeetha, a Ms. Kitty emergency, and a Glamorous Giveaway from our guest, My Bud Vase founder Doreen Sullivan
This is the last week of Tish’s stay in Nashville and Brandi is already missing her mama! But the two of them have a 12 hour Florida road trip to get through before they go their separate ways (here we come Super Bowl LV!!). Tish and BR have been watching some good new movies while Brandi buzzed through all of Bridgerton (or Bridger-Town as Tish calls it) in just 2 days. Then, in this week’s Dear MT, they share some of the stories behind crazy Cyrus family nicknames and some memories from the Best of Both Worlds Tour, plus what they’re looking forward to in 2021 and their fitness advice. We’re also joined by Doreen Sullivan, founder of My Bud Vase, a line of beautiful, high-end bongs and cannabis accessories, and she and Tish are already making plans to hang out in 2021. Doreen is giving away a gorgeous, $200 bong/vase to one lucky Stoner! Follow us on Instagram to see how you can enter the giveaway, don’t forget to leave us 5 stars, and we’ll see you next week!
Godmothers, Bachelor Bombshells, and a visit from activist Kenidra Woods
This week, Brandi is exhausted after a long week of horse-showing, but she and Star-girl did amazing!! Tish is sooo proud, and reminiscing about Noah’s old horse-showing days with the fam too. In the meantime, Tish has been hanging with Billy Ray 24/7, watching TV, playing Trouble, and organizing, and she’s been having a great time! Then Brandi and Tish catch up on the latest Bach news (and send some love to Wells) before tackling some Dear MTs on Cyrus family slang, Dolly Parton, and the perfect bungalow kitchen. We’re also bringing back But Seriously, and this week we’re joined by incredible young activist Kenidra Woods to get real about mental health, bullying, racial justice, and education. Kenidra shares her own remarkable story as well as some of her most exciting ideas about transforming education and the way we talk about mental health, and Tish is completely on-board! Thanks for another great one Stoners, don’t forget to leave us a 5 star review and we’ll see you next week!
Skinny Jeans, Heartbreak, and Rock N Roll with Trace Cyrus
This week, Trace joins Tish and Brandi for a DMC (Deep, Meaningful Conversation) and he gets real about everything from anxiety and fear of failure to motivation and relationship problems, and Tish is SO proud of the smart, respectful boys she has raised!! Trace also dives into the roots of his deep love of music, life on the road with Metro Station, and the burden of a “one hit wonder” label. Plus, the Cyruses give out some advice on Dear MT, discuss their Munchie Moments, and some favorite new TV in Off-Limits. Thanks Stoners! Leave us a review and tune in next week!
Cyrus babies, sibling feuds and Bach Nation with Braison Cyrus
Welcome to 2021 Stoners! And this week we’re coming to you from Tish’s famous Nashville basement. To kick off a new year for the stoners, Tish and Brandi are bringing Braison along to get all the gossip on what life was like as a Cyrus kid and talk about his own impending fatherhood (but no mushy feelings please!!) Meanwhile, Tish is higher than ever and maybe communing with spirits to bring us some astrological insights and Brandi is trying to keep it together on what may be the most chaotic episode of Sorry We’re Stoned yet. The gang discuss aliens, Metallica posters, sibling payback, what counts as a swear word, receding hairlines, and how many holes are in a straw. Welcome back Stoners, we missed you!