Songs & Stories Podcast
By Emeryland
Join us each week to hear amazing stories from the road, Song Rescue (where we roast and improve listeners songs), the Damn News, and more!
This podcast and our music is supported and funded directly by Emeryland. Join us at emerymusic.com
Songs & Stories PodcastMar 19, 2020
What is music?
On this episode Lavar Burton stops by to talk about the importance of creativity in writing hardcore songs. But you don’t have to take my word for it. Also devin talks in depth about Ukraine.
Angry Milf’s!!
Have you seen The Macropodine Inclusive Labefaction Festival Announcement!?!?! Emery is not on it even though we really had high hopes to play that fest and let us tell you people are angry we aren’t. We talk about those angry milfs and also give thanks for being the 4th best band ever according to most polls.
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Time for Tuna
On this episode the guys talk about hunting tuna in the Berring Strait. Devin relives his chance encounter with Barron Trump and Matt talked about changing the bearings in his 1995 Suzuki. Also Join Emeryland!
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Aaron Gillespie joins the show!
Is touring over? Are ours bands over? Are the guys jaded? On this episode the guys are joined by Aaron Gillespie to talk tour life, music industry realities, and why Toby is the Taylor Swift of eating donuts.
Toby Puts The “Hustle” In “Side Hustle” PART DEUX
The conversation continues with this sneak peak of Songs & Stories Part Deux. Head over to Emerymusic.com to join Emeryland for weekly bonus podcasts, exclusive offers, exclusive Emery performances, and a lot more!
Toby has about five new business ideas every week. This week he took a leap of faith and bought Hawthorne Height’s screen printing rig, so now what? Now that the stakes have become real his motivation is real and his self talk is moving in a positive direction.
Toby Puts The “Hustle” In “Side Hustle”
Toby has about five new business ideas every week. This week he took a leap of faith and bought Hawthorne Height’s screen printing rig, so now what? Now that the stakes have become real his motivation is real and his self talk is moving in a positive direction.
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Archeologists Have Discovered!
If we told you there were 300 billion stars in the universe you would believe us, but if we told you the paint was still wet you would have to touch it to believe us. So, your mom, who is so old that when she was born the Dead Sea was still just getting sick, shouldn’t listen to this.
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World Four Three
Is it the end? What steps do you need to take to not only survive the coming maelstrom but how to make sure you get to heaven instead of the other place. Also we talk about touring!
What is life and other dumb sh@t
The guys get real about what the political imbalance in the emerging nations has done to create a divided chronomonical system. Just kidding.
Words Man!
This week Toby says he has nothing to talk about. But that ain’t true! The boys discuss words you can and can’t say and how much language and culture influence how we see the world.
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The Damn News!!
The guys are here to deliver the news you need and the other networks avoid. Join us for stories that will make you think and stories that will make you cry and stories that will make you join EmeryLand!
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Set list!
Set list!
On this live episode we discuss our upcoming Songs & Stories set list. There’s a few surprise songs!
Also, we have An update about The Weak’s End merch and how much all of our old records help us continue to be a band today.
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Help! Are these t-shirt designs any good?
This week your favorite 3 old men went live on the Facebooks and showed new merch designs we might use for The Weaks End which is 20 years old! Come join us as we pullback the curtain and send us your favorite designs!
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We’re back!
We took a much needed break but are coming in hot for the New Year. Let’s get existential, exegesis, and extra crazy!
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Hanging with the Homies
Matt, Toby, and Devin get real, get honest, and toasty…maybe. Being in a band, being a dad, being below average IQ isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. This is a fun episode you don’t want to miss cause we are all over the place and you will see if we can land it.
FROM THE VAULT - Happy Thanksgiving!
This week the guys are busy cooking turkey and rehearsing for their next tour. Please enjoy this classic episode from the vault!
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You like a strong roast?
We give two new bands a chance to test fate and see if they can withstand a barrage of our criticisms. Join us for a laugh out loud episode and send in your music!
The Damn News!
This week Toby brings the heat with news you need now. From Floridians falling from the sky, to lottery heartbreak you do not want to miss this. We also talk about Mark Driscoll and how churches and pastors can turn their eyes from real issues.
Bonus Episode! LABELED: Garrett Russell - SILENT PLANET
Ever wonder what Matt gets up to when he’s not podcasting with the guys? Surprise! He’s podcasting with other people. Please enjoy this crossover episode of Labeled, Matt’s other podcast (it’s okay, we’re not the jealous type). On this episode Matt interviews Garrett Russell, singer of Silent Planet, about crashing their van in Wyoming, their new record “Superbloom”, and highly evolved beings called “ultra-terrestrials”.
If you like what you hear, please subscribe to the Labeled podcast!
The Bubonic Chronic Song Draft
On this episode we draft our favorite songs to get blitzed to. We’re talking Classic Rock, Rap, pop, and more! Join us as we go down the rabbit hole.
Listen to the draft picks! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/25uDDjJq4IHHgwBuNJuaDA?si=74c8bb290ddc40f8
Times Have Changed
The guys reflect on the early days of Emery doing whatever it took to get signed and how that hardly even matters anymore. Devin and Toby saw a scary movie for the first time in a while and the guys throw a couple bands on the fire for a good ole roast
Life is Supposed to Be Hard
Matt McDonald from the Classic Crime joins the show to talk about life, fasting and doin g hard things for future you.
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Haste The Day!
The guys are joined by Stephen and Brennen from Haste The Day. We reminisce about touring together, tour pranks, how good Furnace Fest was for them after not playing for 8 years and our upcoming huge California shows.
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Roast Away, Boys
On this episode we roast two pretty damn good songs but also help these bands realize they will never be Emery or NickelBack. We also talk life, movies and so much more. Just play the episode and quit reading this.
We Back!
On this episode we talk about how we grew up with agendas within the church and how now we are worried proselytizing a pushing agendas might be in many places and not just Sunday morning. We also talk about a lot of other sh%z. So listen and subscribe!
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Part Deux - Sample
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FROM THE VAULT - It's All Over
This week please enjoy one of our classic episodes!
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The inaugural episode of It’s All Over is here! Devin, Matt, Toby, and their sad friend Lundsford talk about life, Tim Lambesis’ new wife, high thoughts and much, much more.
FROM THE VAULT - #504 The Hard Times with Founder Matt Saincome
FROM THE VAULT - Please enjoy this rebroadcast of one of our all-time favorite episodes this week!
As DIY musicians, we've been fans of The Hard Times for awhile now, so it was a pleasure to have Matt Saincome on to talk about his use of comedy and their non-political way of testing what material gets used or not.
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Favorite Foreign Music and The Damn News!
After Devins trip to Mexico he can’t stop listening to Mexican music. The guys discuss their favorite foreign styles and Toby delivers some of the hardest hitting news ever.
Spa-tacular!
On this episode the guys talk about their recent trip to the spa, their alien sighting while at Is For Lovers Fest, and much, much more!
The Worst Band Members Ever!
On this episode we draft the worst band members by instrument. Who will be the worst guitarists, bassists, drummers, singers, and even the whole bands!?! Buckle up cause this gets wild.
TOP FIVE SEX POSITIONS YOU SHOULD TRY TONIGHT
CROSSOVER EPISODE with Toby's other podcast SEX 101!
How many positions can you try in one night? Hey, hey, hey! Just try one maybe? Either way this episode give you some great sex positions to try no matter if you’re athletic or like Toby and have an amazing Dad Bod!
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Also send us topics you would like to see us cover in an episode and we will do so! What do you want to learn more about? What is a question you have in the bedroom but might have been afraid to ask?
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Roast-A-Geddon!
What brave bands sent in their songs for us to devour this week? Well you are about to find out. It’s Rock-N-Roast time
Want New Emery Songs?
On this live episode we show you the demos for our new record. They are rough and rowdy but we know you’re going to love them just as much as we do. So come join us and hear the new songs before they are recorded.
Emery’s New Record!
We play some new music, in its embarrassing demo form, but we do it! We want to share with you where we are at and where we are headed musically. So buckle up cause you probably have never heard Emery like this.
Stories You’ve Never Heard
On this episode we tell stories from behind the scenes of making In Shallow Seas We Sail. We break down song lyrics, song composition, where we were at mentally and emotionally and so much more. You don’t want to miss this special episode.
Let’s Rock N Roast
Our best friend Matt Macdonald from The Classic Crime stops by this week to discuss touring this summer, making records, and of course we have two new victims to who sent in their masterpieces for us to demolish. You’re gonna love it.
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The Damn News Battle
This week Kervin from the podcast This Week Explained stops by to challenge Toby to a News battle. Kervin picked the wrong MF’er to mess with. Sit back and get ready for world news, music news, and watch the master teach the student how to deliver the info you need.
We Destroy Two New Bands
It’s Rock N Roast time again! This week we annihilate two more bands and also talk about touring and life. Remember to join EmeryLand because we do an amazing Music Draft that you don’t want to miss.
Songs And Stories is hitting the road. We'll be in:
Tuscon, AZ - May 25th
San Diego, CA - May 26th
Orange County, CA - May 27th *Matinee Show*
Los Angeles, CA - May 28th *Matinee Show*
San Fransisco, CA - June 21st
Fresno, CA - June 22nd
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Rock And Roast
So many of you sent us your band’s songs and so you asked for this! On this week’s show we destroy and try to offer some help for unsigned bands songs. The drummer from the band As Cities Burn says so many mean things and so may God forgive him and maybe the bands can too. Remember to subscribe and join EmeryLand
Songs And Stories is hitting the road. We'll be in:
Tucson, AZ - May 25th
San Diego, CA - May 26th
Orange County, CA - May 27th *Matinee Show*
Los Angeles, CA - May 28th *Matinee Show*
San Francisco, CA - June 21st
Fresno - June 22nd
Get your tickets HERE!
Sex 101: All About Anal
Songs & Stories is taking the week off so we're giving you one of Toby's favorite episodes from his new pod, Sex 101! Toby and his co-host Dr Stormy, provide you with the adult sex ed that we all need. And this episode is all about anal!
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Curious about the back door but don’t know where to start? In today’s episode Stormy and Toby give you the what, why and how of anal play.
- Facts about anal play
- Benefits of anal play
- The prep is key
- Tips and advice to make it amazingly pleasurable
The team also answers listener questions about what is “good sex”, fantasizing during self-play, how to talk to your kids about sex, and tips for public sex.
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Your Mom is a Liar
We all wouldn't be here without our moms but...damn do moms lie! Remember when she told you that you were special and that one day you'd make a difference in the world? Now you're on the couch watching Love is Blind and eating Totinos Pizza Rolls. This has nothing to do with the episode by man your life is going like you hoped.
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Songs and Stories is hitting the road. We'll be in:
Tucson, AZ - May 25th
San Diego, CA - May 26th
Orange County, CA - May 27th *Matinee Show*
Los Angeles, CA - May 28th *Matinee Show*
San Francisco, CA - June 21st
Fresno - June 22nd
Get your tickets here!
How To Ruin Your Band
Toby broke down in Asheville NC while transporting all of Emery’s merchandise. He think God is smoting him because of his divorce. Also Mick Mars is suing Motley Crue and we talk about the time we went to Mick's house in Malibu and wrote some songs with him.
Emo Gods Emery & Hawthorne Heights
Hawthorne Heights are so stupid. They are so dumb that they started their own festival. Yes, it is a massive success. Big whoop dee doo. Emery once had Dexter from The Offspring on our bus so we’re not sweating it either. JT from Hawthorne and Ben our mutual booking agent stop by to talk about how they Jimmy Eat World and so many other bands on these festival dates and how to run a successful Fest.
Toby is taking over shipping! We're celebrating with Toby's Big Package Sale! Get 25% off a collection of merch with code BIGPACKAGE now through Sunday
We're so hyped for all the Is For Lovers Fests we'll be playing at this year! Grab your tickets now
Toby has a new podcast called Sex 101 with Dr Stormy. It's pretty great and you should listen
Dr Stormy is having a sale on her CBD Infused Lube! Use code MARRIAGESUPPLY20 to get 20% off
Our collab with Sheet Happens is out now! Grab a guitar and bass transcription for Rub Some Dirt On It
Tiktok is the New Music Label
Our good friend Esteban of the band Slow Joy joins us to talk about how bands get found these days, how the music industry is changing, how to go viral with music and video and can bands make money these days. Also, if you're not a member of Emeryland, join now because you don't want to miss the bonus episode of Part Duex this week.
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The Time Matt Left His Body
On this episode we tell a crazy tour story about Matt passing out in a movie theater, Toby brings us some hot new Damn News including Boy George getting sued and we do a mini draft to decide the coolest baseball player from the 90s
Listen to the new Songs We Love EP
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Dogs Are Never Wrong
Our new EP that includes covers of Everlong, My Future, Superstition, and more is out now for Emeryland so join now! Tickets are selling fast for Seattle show on April 2nd where we will be playing Ins Shallow Seas We Sail in its entirety. Go to EmeryMusic.com for tickets
On this episode we tell some tour stories that involve alcohol and flashlights and Sloss Furnace.
On HighThoughts this week we discuss Spotify tracking us, how much money Emery would have made if they owned all their music and got a cut of the bar at shows where they brought 700 people, and how dogs are never wrong.
Pre-save the Songs We Love release!
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Marriage Negotiations
What's the craziest DM you've ever received? The guys share theirs, with Matt's being very awkward. They also discuss renegotiating your marriage and making expiring marriage contracts. Lastly, Lundsford admits he's been stealing money from Emery for year just by being Lundsford.
Get tickets to the Seattle Shallow Seas Show
We just opened up 20 more tickets to the Portland show! Grab yours now!
Grim Age
Matt Macdonald joins the show to talk about The Classic Crime's new album, Grim Age. We talk about all of us being on a "Christian" label, answer the most asked questions like where'd you get your band's name, and Part Duex gets even crazier so sign up for Emeryland! https://emerymusic.com/pages/join-emeryland
Draft #3 - Pump It Up Songs
The Music Draft is back! The boys take a break from the normal cutting up and are drafting Pump Up Songs. Make sure and go vote for who won start on Tuesday in the Emeryland or Labeled Facebook group.
Get your tickets for the Vancouver Songs & Stories Show on 3/30
Seattle Shallow Seas Show - TICKETS
Listen to our new cover of Billie Eilish's - My Future
Save 10% at Marriage Supply by using code ALLOVER
Toby has a new podcast! Sex 101 with Dr Stormy! They take listener questions about anything! You can email your questions over to tobybadchristian@gmail.com or Stormy@lovedeeplab.com LISTEN
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