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Shoot the Messenger 2!

Shoot the Messenger 2!

By Tom Woods

Need a good laugh? Then come join us for a script readin', song singin' and dads drinkin' good time! We write short stories, jokes, scripts and songs just to make people read them, and see if we can make them break!
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Driving home 45 mph MAX!

Shoot the Messenger 2!May 03, 2023

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Driving home 45 mph MAX!

Driving home 45 mph MAX!

The long way home, the best way home. It was a freaking Eurasian Collared Dove. Farts.


May 03, 202332:04
Thin Lizzy
Sep 09, 202206:14
3 Year Anniversary Extravaganza!

3 Year Anniversary Extravaganza!

This is it, the special episode to celebrate the three year anniversary of the podcast! I drank a half a bottle of bourbon in one hour with Cade... then I'm not sure what happened when I talked with Nate... needless to say... it is what it is! If you make it all the way through this witty badinage of chaos then send me an email at shootthemessengerpod@gmail.com for a comic strip for Squirters and Wipers. And as always, be safe out there.

Aug 20, 202201:34:55
Road rage

Road rage

Never mind the pleasantries it's time to rage.
Aug 10, 202214:09
The Before Times

The Before Times

The wife and I have a chat over a bottle of bourbon on March 2019, just days before the shutdown. Never posted it due to the fact we talked smack about our old jobs. But we don't work there anymore screw it!

Jul 29, 202220:12
Bad Dads Reboot

Bad Dads Reboot

Ever want to hear a drunk guy spew out revelations? Look no further! Cade and Tom get drunk and talk about God, bees and everything else that is important in life. Brought to you by the kind folks at Fander Build.

Jun 15, 202224:52
Tom drive Down Huffine.

Tom drive Down Huffine.

Tom takes a new route home, what mischief will he get into this time?
Jun 08, 202227:10
Tom Drives Down 19th Avenue Again.

Tom Drives Down 19th Avenue Again.

It is, and it will be.

Feb 19, 202213:09
Tom drives down 19th Avenue.

Tom drives down 19th Avenue.

Another exciting trip home from work, this time through Bozeman's roughest, rootin-tootinest Avenue.
Nov 23, 202122:10
Tom drives home from work.

Tom drives home from work.

I drive home from work, listen and like because there will be more in this fantastical adventure!
Nov 17, 202107:09
Norm Tribute (Jokes/BS)

Norm Tribute (Jokes/BS)

In this special extended episode, I talk with Cade and make him read jokes I wrote in memory of the one, the only... Norm Macdonald. We also talk about God, people who write books, and have a new segment called how's the weather in Chicago. If you like stuff, this is the podcast to listen to.
Oct 19, 202151:37
Casey Sullivan (BS)

Casey Sullivan (BS)

I talk with my old pal from high school about life, tell some jokes and have a new segment called "popular slang and acronyms". Also, a rare appearance from the one, the only, Kahlen! There is a bit of fuzz that I couldn't get rid of, just deal with it or you will probably become impotent. As always, enjoy and be safe.
Aug 10, 202130:38
Sorry Morgan

Sorry Morgan

Maybe, just maybe, there was too much bourbon that was drank. Don't judge. It was all for the good of humanity. I talk with Cade and Morgan about things, and you will like it.

Apr 03, 202136:31
The Country Song

The Country Song

This is an old song recorded with friends in a little two bedroom apartment... many years ago. Written by me, sang by Stan, guitars by Terry, loved by all. Except for Steve. That guy, I’ll tell you what.
Jan 10, 202104:05
Tom and Nate, BS

Tom and Nate, BS

This is a start for season four, so you know how this goes.. strong disclaimer. Nate and I talk about all sorts of weird shit and have a hell of a good time. If you don't like it, then write your senator. Let us just say, beetle dick, beetle dick, beetle dick. 

Dec 12, 202034:56
Rocco Solomon Fiori, Part 2 (BS)

Rocco Solomon Fiori, Part 2 (BS)

Rocco and I dive a little further down to the bottom of our bourbon bottles and talk more about Hawaii life, the greatness of Costco and Jim phones in for a weather report! It was a fun little drinking conversation! Please remember to send us a message on our anchor site, or shoot us an email at shootthemessengerpod@gmail.com. Heck, might even have you on the show! 

Sep 22, 202028:52
Rocco Solomon Fiori, Part 1 (BS)

Rocco Solomon Fiori, Part 1 (BS)

Part one of a conversation with Rocco Solomon Fiori. We drink bourbon and talk about living in Hawaii, swap hunting stories, and of course tell some jokes along the way! Feel free to send us a message using our Anchor site, or email us at shootthemessengerpod@gmail.com. And as always, please like, subscribe and rate Shoot the Messenger 2! Stay safe out there.

Sep 14, 202041:15
Neil Filo Beddow, Remastered (Songs)

Neil Filo Beddow, Remastered (Songs)

The very first episode of Shoot the Messenger 2!, remastered and edited down to just the songs and some jokes. Neil, a local musician from Bozeman, MT, is challenged to make up songs from the random object box. Please remember to like, subscribe and share Shoot the Messenger 2! If you are checking it out from our anchor site, send us a message. We do get ever so lonely... from time to time. If you don't have anchor, shoot us an email at shootthemessengerpod@gmail.com and let us know where you're from.

Sep 09, 202008:08
Aliens, Just the Script
Sep 03, 202011:57
Muhammad Ammaar (Choose your own adventure)
Aug 30, 202025:50
Bad Dads Part 3 (BS)

Bad Dads Part 3 (BS)

Part 3 of a conversation with Cade Comstock as we shirk our parental responsibilities and drink! The topics start to become more ridiculous as we soldier on and talk about premastication and the definition of a desert... and more... so much more...
Aug 12, 202013:18
Doug Bass and Nate Hazen (Script)

Doug Bass and Nate Hazen (Script)

Doug Bass joins us on the show and talks a little about his career as an actor. We also read some random thoughts and the script Consensual Space Exploration. You can check our Doug's podcast "I'm an A$$hole with Doug Bass" and the Strip City crew's "The Night Crew PDX" on most popular podcast apps.
Aug 08, 202037:31
Bad Dads Part 2 (BS)

Bad Dads Part 2 (BS)

In this episode of Bad Dads, Tom and Cade spend a little time telling some jokes and bullshit about their favorite movies. Shirking responsibility once again... maybe having a couple drinks... maybe.
Aug 04, 202014:01
Bad Dads, Part 1 (BS)

Bad Dads, Part 1 (BS)

Tom talks to friend, fellow dad and microbiologist Cade Comstock about stuff.
Jul 28, 202015:47
Jo Quenell (Choose your own adventure)

Jo Quenell (Choose your own adventure)

Tom has a chat with the author of the book Mud Ballad, Jo Quenell. They talk a bit about methods of writing and read a choose your own adventure story. Mud Ballad can be purchased at the Weird Punk Books Squarespace site, independent book stores, or Amazon Books.
Jul 26, 202028:23
God and His Plague Advisor (Script)

God and His Plague Advisor (Script)

In this script reading episode, Tom, Jim and Kahlen read a script written by Nate Hazen. We also read some Random Thoughts and BS a bit.
Jul 04, 202023:13
Just James (BS)

Just James (BS)

Tom talks to Just James, a local musician from Bozeman, MT. They talk about the local music scene, and read some random thoughts.
Jul 04, 202039:48
UFO's and Aliens (Script)

UFO's and Aliens (Script)

Tom, Jim and Nate talk to guest Ian Cooper about extraterrestrials and read a script.
Jul 04, 202053:01