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Toni and Ryan

Toni and Ryan

By Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships.
This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.

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Toni and RyanAug 07, 2022

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Judging From The Sidelines

Judging From The Sidelines

[VIDEO EPISODE] The classic conundrum of thinking you can do something much better than someone else with ZERO experience. And: is it beautiful? Or Fucked? Love ya! Toni xoxo

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Apr 27, 202329:12

Letting Children Win

Letting Children Win

Some great Normal or Nah questions - and the age old question: Should we let children win games? Love ya! Toni xo

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Apr 26, 202339:09

Winners Of Medical Comedy

Winners Of Medical Comedy

We've talked losers of medical comedy MANY times - but it turns out there are WINNERS that exist as well! Love ya xoxo Toni

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Apr 25, 202336:13

Red Eye Toni

Red Eye Toni

A red eye flight makes people DO and SAY crazy things. PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN!!! Love ya!!! Toni xox

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Apr 24, 202344:19

Toni's... Husband?

Toni's... Husband?

A very awkward slip of the tongue... And the wrong use of words too ;) Love ya! Toni xo

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Apr 23, 202332:39

Who Cut The Cheese?

Who Cut The Cheese?

[VIDEO EPISODE] What BLEW YOUR MIND but was probably pretty obvious?! Love ya! Toni xoxo

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Apr 20, 202343:34

WE'VE SEEN IT ALL

WE'VE SEEN IT ALL

Your best normal or nah's, and we finally have SEEN IT ALL. Love ya!! Toni xo

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Apr 19, 202329:12

The Worst Hustle

The Worst Hustle

Some things might turn you on.... but, what turns you off? Love ya! Toni xo

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Apr 18, 202333:20

Scone Scandal

Scone Scandal

I DID SOMETHING ILLEGAL AND I NEED TO GET IT OFF MY CHEST!!!! Plus your juicy confessions! (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) Love ya! Toni xoxoxox

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Apr 17, 202336:23

Ryan's Massive Cough

Ryan's Massive Cough

Aussies VS NON AUSSIES and the most EMBARRASSING thing that can happen with a co-worker. Love you! T xoxox

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Apr 16, 202327:07

Losing Your V Card

Losing Your V Card

[VIDEO EPISODE] Everyone has a story from their first time, and here are some of yours! Plus Ryan has a gripe with fancy bathrooms. Love ya! Toni xo

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Apr 13, 202335:60

Yawn Fingering

Yawn Fingering

The only fingering we DON'T endorse on this show!!! Hehe ya best normal or nah's, and something plaguing workplaces. Love ya! Toni xoxox

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Apr 12, 202336:34

Flyin' Jon

Flyin' Jon

An update to one of the most 'genius' moves in recent history, and I'll tell ya: this one got me. Fuckin' love ya! Toni xo

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Apr 11, 202323:21

Not Tunnel Brothers

Not Tunnel Brothers

I said NOT tunnel brothers!!! A juicy as confession and some EXCITING news! You can find our Normal or Nah cards here!

Love ya! Toni xoxoox

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Apr 10, 202329:39

The Best Weekend Of The Year

The Best Weekend Of The Year

I'm a sucker for a long weekend - and I will NOT apologise for that 😂 we're off for the weekend and back on Tuesday. Stay safe! Love ya xxx

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Apr 05, 202338:26

Where are we at with VAPING

Where are we at with VAPING

Ryan and I are sounding MIGHTY old at the moment so PLS forgive us. Hahahaha love ya! T x

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Apr 04, 202330:57

Toni Has To Move

Toni Has To Move

Something a bit ODD has happened and it's not looking good for my living arrangements. Love ya!

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Apr 03, 202344:03

Vicious Rumour

Vicious Rumour

Something that FUCKS YOU OFF that your partner does - but doesn't realllllllllllllly affect you! Plus an awful rumour about Ryan. Is it true? Love ya

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Apr 02, 202334:47

Toni Spewed On A Stranger

Toni Spewed On A Stranger

[VIDEO EPISODE] I have taken up a new THING and it hasn't gotten off to a GREAT start. We also chat first times doing it. Love ya! Toni xo

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Mar 30, 202339:25

Hoovering The Duvet

Hoovering The Duvet

Normal or Nah and your feedback on my new favourite move - the THUMBS DOWN. Love ya! Toni xo

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Mar 29, 202336:43

The Caped Thumb

The Caped Thumb

We have our very own social study in our midst, and we wanna know how you think we did... Go to today's Facebook thread for the photo evidence!! Love ya xo

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Mar 28, 202333:35

12 month buns

12 month buns

Some juicy confessions - and Ryan's best biz idea to date! Love ya xo

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Mar 27, 202340:42

Toni Is Not A Bird Guy

Toni Is Not A Bird Guy

I'M NOT A BIRD GUY, OKAY!!! Love ya! Toni xo

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Mar 26, 202332:01

The Burns Unit

The Burns Unit

[VIDEO EPISODE] Taubs has an injury which was made worse with a.... burn. And Ryan has committed a social sin. Love ya! Toni xo

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Mar 23, 202335:58

Be Part Of History

Be Part Of History

You don't HAVE to do this - you GET to do it! Come on down to the Sydney Opera House at 9am on Saturday April 1st to be part of the BIGGEST VIDEO IN AUSSIE HISTORY! Fuckin' love ya! Toni xo

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Mar 22, 202335:44

When Ryan dies...

When Ryan dies...

Stealing AND insurance - this ep has it all. Love ya! Toni xo

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Mar 21, 202330:44

Threeway Confessions

Threeway Confessions

It's CONFESSSIOOONNNSSS day! (If you've got a SPICY confession you need to get off your chest, we wanna hear about it COMPLETELY ANONYMOUSLY HERE!) And our producer, Cam, is using his job in a way we weren't expecting. Love ya!! Toni xox

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Mar 20, 202343:19

Toni's Audition

Toni's Audition

FINALLY - THE DAY IS HERE! My audition for the National Girls Youth Choir! How did I go?! Love ya. Toni xox

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Mar 19, 202340:07

Caught Bitching At Work

Caught Bitching At Work

[VIDEO EPISODE] Have you been caught bitching at work? And what would you do in a GIGANTIC car? Love ya! Toni xo

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Mar 16, 202334:47

The final SUPdate

The final SUPdate

THE FINAL SUPDATE. Do I get to keep it - or nah?! Love ya!! Toni xoxoxo

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Mar 15, 202338:18

Pumped full of vitamins

Pumped full of vitamins

A shocking confession - and a real throwback with THINGS YOU CAN SAY while you have COVID and also in the bedroom. We're off tomorrow to recover, but back Thursday! Fuckin' love ya. Toni xoxox

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Mar 13, 202322:17

We Both Have COVID

We Both Have COVID

You're not gonna believe this..... but we BOTH have covid. Here is our fever-y delirium. Love you! Toni xo

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Mar 12, 202327:23

Unfiltered Advice

Unfiltered Advice

[VIDEO EPISODE] Advice ya never asked for - and a story from Ryan you CERTAINLY never asked for. Love ya! Toni xo

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Mar 09, 202336:05

Save the planet for $1

Save the planet for $1

Your best Normal or Nah's, and Ryan faces whether to save the Earth or NOT. Love ya!

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Mar 08, 202329:42

The Craziest Coincidence Of All Time

The Craziest Coincidence Of All Time

You will not BELIEVE the amazing coincidences that... haven't happened. Love you! Toni x

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Mar 07, 202327:53

Spreading Grandma At The Pub

Spreading Grandma At The Pub

Juicy confessions all about... grandma? Love ya!

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Mar 06, 202336:39

Ryan and Cam start a band

Ryan and Cam start a band

A jazz band to end all jazz bands, and another wardrobe malfunction from me. Love ya! Toni xo

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Mar 05, 202328:24

Braless Toni

Braless Toni

[VIDEO EPISODE] I had a wardrobe malfunction at Vic Gardens and Ryan hits a whole new level of low. Love ya!!

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Mar 02, 202336:44

Cheersing Food

Cheersing Food

Ryan has a bit to answer for in this bad boy!!! Love ya! Toni xoxo

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Mar 01, 202333:20

The Worst Time To Order Food

The Worst Time To Order Food

A tale of two uber eats orders GONE WRONG. Love ya! Toni xo

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Feb 28, 202334:21

Harrowing Tale From A Rich Shoe Shop

Harrowing Tale From A Rich Shoe Shop

THE ULTIMATE CONFESSION!!! And also.... Happy BOOK RELEASE DAY TO ME!!! Love ya!!! Toni xoxox

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Feb 27, 202335:22

Small Town Quiz

Small Town Quiz

Cute things in a small town, and my ULTIMATE SACRIFICE!!! Love yaaaa! Toni xoxooxx

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Feb 26, 202326:47

Toni's Instant Dream Home

Toni's Instant Dream Home

[VIDEO EPISODE] I have a GREAT rental HACK!!! I'm a sucker for a life-hack and this might be the ULTIMATE! Love ya! Toni xoxo

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Feb 23, 202325:45

Normal or ToowoomNAH

Normal or ToowoomNAH

Normal or Nah - and a breakdown of celebrity Harry Potter houses. Love ya!! Toni xo

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Feb 22, 202336:43

Ryan's A F*ckhead

Ryan's A F*ckhead

Petty shit, and getting sucked in to a good deal. Love ya!! Toni xo

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Feb 21, 202338:24

Confessions Cut Short

Confessions Cut Short

Is it possible, that RYAN confesses something so harrowing that we don't even get to the main event?!?! Love ya! Toni xo

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Feb 20, 202337:21

Find Brittney!

Find Brittney!

CAN WE FIND BRITTNEY?!?! Love ya!!! Toni xo

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Feb 19, 202342:41

Tea, Toast & Tablets

Tea, Toast & Tablets

[VIDEO EPISODE] We hear a special story from a young Ryan, and an awful one from old Toni. Fuckin' love ya!!! Toni xoxox

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Feb 16, 202330:28

Kendall Jenner vs Photoshop

Kendall Jenner vs Photoshop

An update from the post office and I prove my allegiance to Kamp Kardashian. Love ya!! Toni xo

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Feb 15, 202336:11

Post Office Beef PT247

Post Office Beef PT247

NOT THE BLOODY POST OFFICE AGAIN!!!!! Love ya (not the fucking post office tho) Toni xoxo

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Feb 14, 202329:54