In the late 1980s, my father and I had an unintentional run-in with armed "Before" and "After" silhouettes, but thanks to my soon-to-be famous big homie Teddy Bear, it didn't end badly. Man, could it have, though... ■■ Featured song: "Thatho," performed by Tony Grands, produced by Legion Beats, available on all music platforms and streaming sites.