Too Gay To Care
By Too Gay To Care
Too Gay To Care takes you on the experience of two queer boys and a trans woman, and their take on the life of LGBTQ and more hot topics while uttering the most outlandish things!
Growing up in Miami gave this tight-knit trio the thick skin they needed to take on every obstacle put forth since birth. Aaliyah Kylie, Scyne and Coco Malik went from the group chat to the studio to deliver roundtable conversations about the state of the "culture." They live, laugh, read and drag all in one breath. So, secure your wig. Clutch your pearls. And get into your bag! You're tuned into "Too Gay To Care."
Growing up in Miami gave this tight-knit trio the thick skin they needed to take on every obstacle put forth since birth. Aaliyah Kylie, Scyne and Coco Malik went from the group chat to the studio to deliver roundtable conversations about the state of the "culture." They live, laugh, read and drag all in one breath. So, secure your wig. Clutch your pearls. And get into your bag! You're tuned into "Too Gay To Care."
Too Gay To CareOct 01, 2019
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Episode 25: Period!
Goodbye... for now?
Oct 01, 201946:51
Episode 24: Trans and Tribulations
Imagine how tired we are...
Sep 18, 201941:16
Episode 23: Queer Eye For the Sh*t Guy
You men need to get the F*CK.... ASAP!
Sep 10, 201947:43
Episode 22: Very Messy Awards
Truth hurts doesn't it?
Aug 28, 201954:08
Episode 21: The New Supreme
Stream Motivation for clear skin!
Aug 20, 201901:27:24
Episode 20: Zaddy Issues
Old men robbing the cradle....
Aug 13, 201946:10
Episode 19: Sounds About White
Yt people.... yt’ing again.
Aug 06, 201944:52
Episode 18: A Britney, Britney Mukbang!
It’s Britney bitch! .... and a whole ‘lotta other shit..
Jul 30, 201955:45
Episode 17: Dizzy Dora H*es
2019 is in distress.
Jul 23, 201955:13
Episode 16: Impeachment Please!
Matter of fact, impeach us from life.....
Jul 16, 201954:23
Episode 15: Trans, Spice and Everything Nice!
This week, unfortunately Scyne is away but the girl in Unicornguts has jumped out and is here to stay!
Jul 10, 201956:47
Episode 14: The Pride & Prejudice
The gays are making a list, and we’ve checked it more than twice...
Jul 02, 201952:13
Episode 13: Bratata... nah!
Here we go again, Nicki... *sigh*
Jun 25, 201953:51
Episode 12: Lookin’ A*s N*ggas..
We ain't playing with you hoes no he he hanna!
Jun 18, 201947:32
Episode 11: What’s Big Sweetie?
Not DJ Khaled’s album, your straight pride or the instagram hive..
Jun 11, 201943:06
Episode 10: Wild Wild Thoughts
When we ain’t got shit to talk about, all we get is wild thoughts! *in our Rihanna voice*
Jun 04, 201901:04:40
Episode 9: Ain’t Nothing to Cut That B*tch Off
WELL....
May 28, 201954:31
Episode 8: Why You All Up In My P**sy, Boy?!
Stay out of people’s p**sies, period!
May 21, 201953:27
Episode 7: To Catch A Predator
Makeup can fix a lot of things...
May 14, 201951:20
Episode 6: Down Low Dirty Shame
We won’t tell if you’re DL....
May 07, 201956:28
Episode 5: Black Hypocrisy
Well.... maybe Spice was right?
Apr 30, 201956:09
Episode 4: To All The Boys I've Ever F**ked...
While Beyonce was having her homecoming, we wish these guys never made us.. you get the point..
Apr 23, 201959:23
Episode 3: Who Run the World? (Girls)
This week we go back in time and look back at the women who inspired us.
Apr 16, 201901:24:34
Episode 2: Scyne and Assist
Scyne: Debriefed.
Apr 09, 201901:18:37
Episode 1: Allow Us To Reintroduce Ourselves
We're back and gayer than ever.
Apr 02, 201901:17:51
Episode 27: The Desperate Admissions Office
Act up and you can get that admission snatched up!
Mar 19, 201901:28:53
Episode 26: And The Oscar Doesn’t Go To..
All you n*ggas are pedophiles and problematic. Bye.
Mar 12, 201901:14:57
Episode 25: Diary of a Mad White Woman
This week things don’t go as planned for Kris Jenner’s latest production....
Mar 05, 201901:08:24
Episode 24: You're Going To Jail, B*tch!
R.Kelly and Jussie Smollett bout' to be cellmates y’all...
Feb 26, 201901:19:44
Episode 23: Karma Kardashian
See when you do Kardashery....
Feb 20, 201901:22:35
Episode 22: An Open Letter To Barbiana
Dear Nicki Minaj, we need to talk!
Feb 12, 201901:07:41
Episode 21: The Sub-Par Bowl
There wasn’t another Beyonce concert this year?! Damn!
Feb 05, 201901:43:54
Episode 20: Moonwalking into a Bundy of Fyre
First of all, Ted Bundy wasn’t sexy. Secondly, Ja Rule is (allegedly) a criminal. Thirdly, is this it for Michael Jackson? The kids embrace that 2019 is officially the year of the documentary with everybody and their mama’s tea spilling over into the light.
Jan 29, 201901:39:37
Episode 19: Appropriation Muy Grande
You like my culture? Gee thanks, you stole it!
Jan 22, 201901:39:07
Episode 18: The Bareback Episode
Too Gay to Care is goin’ in raw this week from Four for Four’s with the president to the government shutdown!
Jan 15, 201901:27:18
Episode 17: The Chocolate F**kery (Part 2)
And it's still f*ck R. Kelly. Period.
Jan 11, 201955:14
Episode 16: The Chocolate F**kery (Part 1)
F*ck R. Kelly! Period.
Jan 08, 201954:49
Episode 15: From 2018... to Freedom!
Too Gay to Care says thank you... next! to 2018, with a buzzfeed-esque year in review list!
Jan 04, 201901:35:32
Episode 14: Migos and the Offset Stone
We're sorry, bruh.
Dec 18, 201801:16:24
Episode 13: Girl, Lemme Mail You!
This week, its all love as the kids take a break from the madness of Hollywood and talk to the listeners. They explore what they think it takes to survive in this world being an individual, what they’re tired of seeing on these apps and how to kill the girls with kindness.
Dec 11, 201801:23:02
Episode 12: Cold Sweats
The trio is here to treat you with some
tea this week again as Shawn Mendes is begging you to stop calling him gay, Grindr and Christian Mingle have something in common, and Amanda Bynes doesn’t look like Blac Chyna anymore!
tea this week again as Shawn Mendes is begging you to stop calling him gay, Grindr and Christian Mingle have something in common, and Amanda Bynes doesn’t look like Blac Chyna anymore!
Dec 04, 201801:20:31
Episode 11: A Bottom Is Born
...... Allegedly.
Nov 27, 201801:24:53
Episode 10: Gurl Code
This week our favorite trio ponders the reason everyone is throwing salt on Tiffany Haddish’s game. And they waste no time, dragging the urban development birds of Miami. Oh, and Bhad Bhabie?! Take your *ss to bed!
Nov 20, 201801:20:22
Episode 9: America, Are You Dumb?!
Another week, and more of America’s bullsh*t. Rebel Wilson is the first ever dumb*ss to think she’d be the first anything. Y’all can’t think or vote for yourselves and Only Fans stirs up an important question: "What about everyone else?"
Nov 13, 201801:32:46
Episode 8: So Petty I Could Die
This week, the girls have returned to watch celebrity death matches. 50 Cent threw shots and quarters in his ongoing beef with rapper Ja Rule. And Cardi B and Nicki Minaj are back at it... again. Dating can be tough, especially when your dating pool is your circle of friends. Don't worry, the cure is here. You're tuned in to Too Gay To Care.
Nov 06, 201801:15:33
Episode 7: Revamp Gyal
It’s back to the basics for the girls this week! The trio switched it up, and delivered what the island gyals wanted. They gave their two-cents in explaining news of the sun. Rihanna stopped America’s bag by curving the NFL. Cardi B gave us remedial lessons about her sorry excuse of a husband. And for the gays with their protein shakes, don't forget you were once at the bottom of the totem pole. So grab a coconut, work the pole, and hope we no follow dem. It’s time for Too Gay To Care!
Oct 23, 201801:16:12
Episode 6: Lana’s Got The Smoke!
This week, spells were cast in the form of tweets when the artist known as Azealia Banks had her soap sales stopped as Ms. Lanitá Del Reyes threatened to deliver the smoke. God (Ariana Grande) is a woman and a canceled engagement (w/ Pete Davidson). And the girls have some words for you fake allies and where you can stick your homophobia!
Oct 16, 201801:49:23
Episode 5: She's Coming K-K-Klean!
This week, the whites were all the rage. Operation: Situation tax evasion went into full effect. Connor McGregor got the racist beat out of him in the name of Allah. The mission to push the sexual assault agenda is full steam ahead. Oh, and Taylor Swift ousted herself as a… Liberal™ (AHS Spoilers from 8m:50s to 15m:50s.)
Oct 09, 201801:53:41
Episode 4: Thank You For Being a Friend! (feat. Joncé)
Your heart is true. You’re a pal and a confidant! This week, with all of the mess in the media, we averted the doom and gloom of inappropriate men. The squirrel-friends take a more personal and positive approach. Joined this week by our friend Joncè, we kick back and cut the cheesecake and let you in on our experiences within the community, ourselves and each other.
Oct 05, 201801:42:54
Episode 3: *Sighs*....... N**gas.
This week... we just really hate n**gas!
Sep 25, 201801:20:27