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Too Scared To Sleep

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A weekly paranormal and true crime podcast where Jake and Dylan tell you scary tales of the paranormal, true crime, cryptids, conspiracy theories, UFOs and alien abductions!
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S5E4 A Friendly Reminder That Humans Are Awful

Too Scared To SleepOct 04, 2022

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S5E4 A Friendly Reminder That Humans Are Awful

S5E4 A Friendly Reminder That Humans Are Awful

Have you been feeling pretty good about the world recently? Have you thought maybe humanity isn't so bad? If yes, we're so sorry to do this. If no, well i hope you like hearing more things to reinforce your world view. This episode we've got murder, we've got abductions, we've got torture pits? Alleged cannibalism? and a whole bouquet of trigger warnings for violence and SA so genuine warning for this one.

Oct 04, 202201:19:37
S5E3 Don't Go To Church, Kids

S5E3 Don't Go To Church, Kids

after taking off for a business trip and labor day. we're back in the saddle again and we're kicking it off with terrible things happening to children, one gets disappeared and one get killed by someone (It was definitely her mom though, probably). That's right we've got the Casey Anthony case, followed by the mysterious disappearance of a 15 year old Italian girl in Vatican City in the 80's, we've got twists, turns, mystery, thrills, chills, and a really boring life update in the beginning.

Sep 13, 202201:26:60
S5E2 All Around Rancid Vibes

S5E2 All Around Rancid Vibes

Coming to you live from Greater Cincinnati the boys are back from 66.6FM WKRX bringing you all the great metal hits to rock your socks off. This week we've got a few killer tracks for you involving a mysterious hotel room torture from the 1930s and a deeply unfortunate cave diving incident? Don't like mysteries? Torture? Claustrophobic cave stories? Well too bad because that's the house special today, so buckle up, and enjoy the ride!

Aug 23, 202201:13:09
S5E1 Back-to-Back Fuckery

S5E1 Back-to-Back Fuckery

We are back babeyyyyyyyyy the Too Scared boys are back in business on to season 5, this week we give you some doozies, twists, turns, murder, 5 year old arson? why not! and yes, you read that right, "doozies" Dylan is back to bringing us topics! so crack open a cold one with the boys and enjoy!

Aug 16, 202201:25:27
S4E5 You Republican Cannibal

S4E5 You Republican Cannibal

It's here! Finally. Thanks, Dylan. (Can you hear the side eye Jake's giving me?) well the long awaited new episode of Too Scared To Sleep is here, insomniacs! feast your ears and eyes upon the man who feasted...upon ears and eyes. Yikes. Hopefully y'all like cannibal stories because this one is a good one.

Feb 21, 202201:38:10
S4E4 Patriotic Murder Machine

S4E4 Patriotic Murder Machine

We've got a special episode for you this time. this time Jake tells us a story of a disgruntled white man who uses his "patriotism" to commit an act of domestic terror, but like, in a cool way. And we try something a little special this time, a slideshow of the destruction and the machine with which the damage was done, this one is a doozy, Insomniacs. As always we hope you enjoy!

Jan 30, 202257:34
S4E3 Some Real Folk Devil Sh#t

S4E3 Some Real Folk Devil Sh#t

This weeks episode Jake is taking us on a journey into some twisted stuff. I know we say that all the time but this one had some real zingers, some visceral reactions, if you will. We go into Daniel LaPlante's horrible case, the tragedy that made him and the next level horrible acts he commited.

Jan 14, 202250:37
S4E2 Hannah Montana Murder Cabin (FT. ASMR)

S4E2 Hannah Montana Murder Cabin (FT. ASMR)

After our brief holiday break the boys are back in town, this time, after an introduction form our asmr voices, we get into one of the topics we've been most excited for, but waiting for a special episode to use it on, none other than Doctor Theodore John Kaczynski, better know by his alias, The Unabomber! Jake takes us on a journey through his tormented early life. strange behavior, primitive lifestyle, and meticulous, years long spree bombings, so get ready as we take you on a an adventure into the world of video podcasts, handmade bombs, and our favorite asmr-tists!

Jan 04, 202201:24:57
S4E1 Barrington UFO Factory

S4E1 Barrington UFO Factory

Too Scared is back in action baby! We know it's been far too long since we've posted anything noteworthy with Dylan being so busy, but we're back now! not our usual content but we made up for it by bringing you this very special video episode that we hope you'll enjoy!

Jan 04, 202250:51
S3E15 Dylan Sticks It In Where He Can....Wait no. Mid-Season Finale

S3E15 Dylan Sticks It In Where He Can....Wait no. Mid-Season Finale

Welcome, Insomniacs, to the mid season finale of Season 3, we've been going strong but real life has caught up, with Dylan being a busy bee starting his tattoo Apprenticeship we'll be taking a break on posting episodes so we thought we'd close it off with some fan favorites, a cryptid tale and family annihilation! we hope you enjoy, and we'll see you soon.

I love you :* 

Jun 09, 202101:27:34
S3E14 Wild West Cryptid and Rippin' and Ridin'

S3E14 Wild West Cryptid and Rippin' and Ridin'

We're back, we're moving, we're grooving, we're talking about some neat life updates, some spooky stories, and some heartwarming critters! We truly have it all here at Too Scared To Sleep, so please feel free to move about the cabin, get comfy, get cozy and listen to us talk about The Van Meter Visitor and the mystery of Jack The Ripper!

May 25, 202101:28:10
S3E13 Vampire Jesus and Altered Carbon Copy

S3E13 Vampire Jesus and Altered Carbon Copy

Good evening Insomniacs, after our brief break we are back! Coincidentally we both brought religion heavy topics this time so be warned if that an issue for you, Dylan kicks things off with Marcus Wesson the incestuous vampire cult leader of Fresno, and Jake breaks down the Heaven's Gate psychos and their ridiculous beliefs.

May 18, 202101:16:27
S3E12 Catfished By A Doll and A Heavy Metal Ghost

S3E12 Catfished By A Doll and A Heavy Metal Ghost

Hello and welcome my friends, it's our delight to present to you a string of spooky topics involving dolls, demons, Warrens, ghosts, drugs, and...Black Sabbath? Yes my friends we truly have it all here at To Scared To Sleep, so come on down, please feel free to turn on your cell phones, let down your tray tables, and enjoy!

Fair warning we do discuss a case involving SA in the last half so this is your content warning for that.

May 04, 202101:07:51
S3E11 Father Dinky's Skin Suspender and Jazz As A Verb

S3E11 Father Dinky's Skin Suspender and Jazz As A Verb

Do you enjoy listening to 21 minutes of nonsensical life updates with the occasional cool update on motorcycles? if so then listen all the way through, but if you'd rather just jump right into the story about The Forgotten Cannibal and his many trophies, along with the mysterious entity known as The Axeman (who was probably uglier than American Horror Story's Danny Huston) then you can just jump right in to the 21 minute mark and it'll pick up.

Apr 27, 202101:11:39
S3E10 Listener Story Special!

S3E10 Listener Story Special!

On our special 10th episode of Too Scared To Sleep season 3 we're breaking down some of our listener stories, we've got 3 listener submitted stories along with some of the spooky stuff that Dylan has seen and heard in his time with the shadow figures, I hope you all enjoy and please keep sending us these amazing stories so we can create even better episodes in the future!
Apr 20, 202101:04:21
S3E9 WTF Spain & Possession 2 Electric Boogaloo

S3E9 WTF Spain & Possession 2 Electric Boogaloo

Have you ever wondered what happens to babies when pregnant mothers take prescription drugs not tested or regulated by the FDA and other equivalent organizations? Are you curious about the inspiration behind the newest Conjuring movie (Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It) then tune in because we break down the Thalidomide fiasco and the bizarre case of Arne Cheyenne Johnson!

Apr 13, 202101:34:23
S3E8 Macarena of Time and a UFO Triple Threat

S3E8 Macarena of Time and a UFO Triple Threat

Welcome to our Easter Special, Insomniacs! We've got an action packed, double stuffed episode here for you today, and this week on your favorite Christian radio station we talk about the Mad Monk, Grigori Rasputin, and when we return from our short break Jake gives us the breakdown of 3 major UFO incidents, it's a good episode, and a little less heavy hitting than some of our last ones, so take a load off, sit back, and enjoy!
Apr 06, 202101:42:52
S3E7 Click-Bait Murder and David Fincher's Unhappy Ending

S3E7 Click-Bait Murder and David Fincher's Unhappy Ending

Can you guess what I'm gonna say here? Well if you guessed "Content warning for this one, because it's gonna be a rough episode" no you didn't, you don't need to lie to impress me, I still love you. But that is what I'm saying because, same as the last couple episodes, it's a rough ride this episode, but it's worth it for the jam packed, and emotionally taxing episode, I promise next week we'll take it easy on you guys!

Mar 30, 202101:23:10
S3E6 Which Brand of Cult Did You Get & What Makes Jake Scowl

S3E6 Which Brand of Cult Did You Get & What Makes Jake Scowl

Just a fair warning, as with most episodes, this one is a rough one, this week we discuss the mass suicide of Jonestown, along with a lesser known series of serial killings from Australia, known as "the Family" killings. There's plenty of graphic, uncomfortable violence, manipulation, SA, and more, so get ready, but it's a good one.

Mar 25, 202101:30:46
S3E5 A Stupid Name For A Barn and Alien Peekaboo

S3E5 A Stupid Name For A Barn and Alien Peekaboo

We have returned after a brief hiatus (again) due to some unforeseen health issues, but everything is back on track and we're bring the heat again! We delve into the bizarre and disturbing case of Canadian serial Robert Pickton (AKA The Pig Farmer) meanwhile Jake discusses the alien stories of Stan Romanek that include quite the twist, so strap in and enjoy the ride!

Mar 16, 202101:27:16
S3E4 Player 4 Has Entered The Game & How Do You Kill A Cow In Texas

S3E4 Player 4 Has Entered The Game & How Do You Kill A Cow In Texas

Content Warning for this episode: We discuss some brutal cases, we've done so before, but on this one there's some violent killings, suspected incest, animal abuse/murder, and dismemberment, etc. It's a good episode and it's crammed full of interesting information, the really intense cases of the Papin sisters from 1930's France and a the brutal murder and mindset of Jason Masey, it's intense, but it definitely makes up for us not posting last week, enjoy!

Mar 02, 202101:36:57
S3E3 Fawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

S3E3 Fawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

This week on Too Scared To Sleep the boys get into a lesser known but still widely beloved cryptid that haunts the southeastern United States and the horrifying connection it has to modern technology, and after the break we talk about what happens when dumb people you mess with a group of 7ft tall ape people (spoiler alert: It's a bad idea to mess with 7ft tall ape people)
Feb 16, 202152:25
S3E2 McGonagall's Bad Trip and Dolly Partin' From Your Casket

S3E2 McGonagall's Bad Trip and Dolly Partin' From Your Casket

This week the boys break down the mysterious Project Stargate and the skin-crawling tales of Astral projection that come along with that, and Dylan gives us the breakdown of a bizarre Russian man with a worse hobby, lots of chills and thrills in this weeks episode, and always we hope you enjoy!

Feb 10, 202101:20:02
S3E1 Bum Rushed By A Ghost Nun & M. Night Shyamalan's Pokémon

S3E1 Bum Rushed By A Ghost Nun & M. Night Shyamalan's Pokémon

On the season premier of Too Scared To Sleep Season 3 the boys break down the bizarre and haunted history of a famous hospital near our hometown here in Texas, and after the break we explore the bizarre little goblins that made the mistake of interacting with a family in the south, who introduced an alien lifeform to firearms. Thank you all so much for the continued support, and here's to a kick ass season 3!
Feb 02, 202101:05:05
S2E17 How much is that baby in the window and a Bad Man's Audiobooks

S2E17 How much is that baby in the window and a Bad Man's Audiobooks

Wow, insomniacs, what a year it has been, the dynamic duo has been working their asses off to bring you a badass comeback season and now we must wish season 2 a fond farewell, in our special season finale episode we bring back sober Jake as we discuss some of our most deeply uncomfortable and horrific topics yet, Dylan goes through the tragedy of Lisa Montgomery and the terrible crime she committed, and Jake finally breaks down Edmund Kemper the Co-Ed Killer. We're only taking a short break in our regular posting, but we'll see Y'all in January 2021 for season 3!
Dec 22, 202001:19:43
S2E16 Curbside Ghost Putos and the Castle of Bad Vibes

S2E16 Curbside Ghost Putos and the Castle of Bad Vibes

Do you like ships? Do you like ghosts? Whether or not you answered yes or no to either of those questions that's what we've got in store for you on this episode as (a very drunk) Jake breaks down the haunting of the famous Queen Mary, and after a short break Dylan brings it home with a haunted castle that also serves as a portal to hell, an alchemists home, and a Nazi base among other various spooky nonsense, so get comfortable, take a long listen, and enjoy this wild ride of a story!
Dec 15, 202001:13:21
S2E15 Five Nights At Betty's and No Blood Sacrifices on Company Time

S2E15 Five Nights At Betty's and No Blood Sacrifices on Company Time

We're moving, we're grooving, we're joined in the studio today by Dylan's roommate Kade and by Jake's large cup of whiskey and soda, so the vibes are immaculate. In between bouts of Star Wars references and talking about our love lives (or lack thereof) we discuss the abduction of Betty and Barney Hill, a well know couple who were involved in their communities and horrible experimentation from alien visitors (also they have a really cute dog). After the break Dylan discusses the wild ride of The Graduate/Biltmore Hotel, starting with it's bizarre satanic construction, heaping spoonfuls of murders and disappearances, and eventual hauntings, this is one where the ghosts are actually some of the least wild stories, so it'll be a fun ride all around!

Dec 09, 202001:06:17
S2E14 Lesbian Murder Ghosts and #1 In The Charts #1 In Our Hearts (but not really)

S2E14 Lesbian Murder Ghosts and #1 In The Charts #1 In Our Hearts (but not really)

After an extended true crime run from Dylan we finally break the pattern by bringing another true crime story, but with the twist of also being a paranormal story, it's a personal favorite and was made even better by a very special guest and some fancy editing! and on the back half Jake finally gets some usage out of the Wikipedia list of serial killers with the highest body count, with none other than a murder doctor from the UK. find out all about these wild stories and see why Dylan is so proud of his editing skills this week on Too Scared To Sleep (stick around until the end for some surprises)

This week additional voices were provided by Iris Windham, you can find her contact information and professional page on Instagram @iriswindham  show her some love she's talented and such a great person!

Dec 01, 202001:02:02
S2E13 Murder, Just Murder, Straight Murder and The Candyman Can (But Really Shouldn't)

S2E13 Murder, Just Murder, Straight Murder and The Candyman Can (But Really Shouldn't)

Continuing our stream of families who really can't catch a break we discuss the Menendez brother and how they Robocop-ed their parents in truly gruesome fashion, and then we get to hear about a Dean Corll, fair warning this is a sex-crime heavy episode, and The Candyman does some truly horrible things, but take a listen now to find out his horrible fate and more!
Nov 24, 202001:17:43
S2E12 Suplexico City B#tch and Not Your Normal Erotic Friend Dream

S2E12 Suplexico City B#tch and Not Your Normal Erotic Friend Dream

Hello, insomniacs! As you can tell Too Scared To Sleep is now back to a weekly podcast! Surprise! and kicking off our transition into weekly podcast we're talking about a Mexican wrestler with a tragic backstory, who also happens to be a serial killer with a particular distaste for snobby elderly women. After that we get back into our episode 1 roots with another UFO story! Talking about the abduction, study, and probe of 4 unlucky friends on manly camping trip, and the horror that come from that....have you ever noticed that camping never goes well on our show? must be a crazy coincidence.
Nov 17, 202001:06:55
S2E11 22lbs of Human Sushi and Emo Kid Rock's Box

S2E11 22lbs of Human Sushi and Emo Kid Rock's Box

This episode we break down a case of low body count but huge stardom that comes with being a rich cannibal, and we break down the history of a mysterious haunted box currently in the possession of our least favorite ghost hunter. Tune in for spooks and scares abound this week on Too Scared To Sleep!

Nov 11, 202059:22
S2E10 An Emotional Lesson on Family Annihilation and Crazy Russians

S2E10 An Emotional Lesson on Family Annihilation and Crazy Russians

Today we do a deep dive into another family murder, but this time with the twist of modernity and social media, it gets a little heavy in here so be warned, and following up that act (no pressure) Dylan discusses a classic, albeit cheesy, Creepypasta about some wild Russians who refuse to take a nap. Strap in, and enjoy the ride, insomniacs!

Oct 27, 202001:15:06
S2E9 All These Children Are the Worst and Ghost Tickles

S2E9 All These Children Are the Worst and Ghost Tickles

We discuss a few topics sent to us by a listener, Jake discusses the first hand encounters of the legendary Black Eye Kids and all the spooky nonsense that goes along with paranormal children anyway, and Dylan dives into the history and hauntings of the "most haunted hotel in America" the Crescent Hotel all the way down in Arkansas!

Oct 14, 202059:36
S2E8 I Broke My Leg, She Broke My Heart (And A Whole Bunch Of White People Nonsense)

S2E8 I Broke My Leg, She Broke My Heart (And A Whole Bunch Of White People Nonsense)

We bring the HEAT this episode, and discuss new developments in Jake's life, and then get in to our topics, a famous exorcism that wastes no time getting intense and the epitome of PoS white guy nonsense resulting in a gruesome murder.
Sep 30, 202001:00:29
S2E7 Even More Wrong With Jersey and The Focus Not Being On The Murder

S2E7 Even More Wrong With Jersey and The Focus Not Being On The Murder

This weeks episode the boys do a dive into New Jersey's most famous folk lore monster and some of the wild sightings that have come along with that, and a bizarre spree killer case whose focus shifted away from what you might think it did, really cool stuff this episode!
Sep 15, 202001:02:09
S2E6 Poor Corazon and The Origin of Jake-Redux

S2E6 Poor Corazon and The Origin of Jake-Redux

This week Dylan brings a true crime tale to the table, discussing Richard Speck a notorious mass murderer, and the brave student nurse who threw a wrench in his plans, and on the back half we get to revisit Jake's origin story. going into even more detail and bringing some new developments to the table this time around, it's gonna be a wild ride! Thank you all for your patience on our delayed release but this episode is worth the wait!
Sep 03, 202001:15:37
S2E5 All Lighthouses Are Haunted and Not Being Very Cash Money

S2E5 All Lighthouses Are Haunted and Not Being Very Cash Money

Another episode so soon??? Well yes, because the boys are back on track now! this week we discuss a famous Florida lighthouse and how, you guessed it, it's haunted as hell! We also discuss the horrifying tragedy of twin siblings forced to go through horrible experiments for the benefit of one shitty doctor. The last story gets a little rough, but we try and approach it with respect and a little levity, but stick with it and learn about the true evils in the world, anyway, thank you all for listening and we hope you enjoy!

Aug 18, 202056:37
S2E4 Spooky Society and Cycling Stories

S2E4 Spooky Society and Cycling Stories

After a little bit of a delay thanks to Dylan's vacation, the boys are back in town! In this very special episode we interview Mike Cardenas of Midnight Paranormal Society via Zoom (hence the weird audio quality) and we also have a listener story submitted to us by our awesome fan Darby from Colorado! hope y'all enjoy this episode, it's a doozy!

Aug 13, 202055:38
S2E3 Cannibal Mr Bean and Opposing Views on Camping

S2E3 Cannibal Mr Bean and Opposing Views on Camping

Sawnee Bean and horror stories from the woods
Jul 21, 202001:04:25
S2E2 Project Pikachu & Moth to a Flame

S2E2 Project Pikachu & Moth to a Flame

Jake and Dylan are back at it talking about secret stinky underground bases, bovine experimentation and our favorite supernatural harbinger of death and destruction! 

Jul 07, 202059:49
S2E1 This one's for you Alex!

S2E1 This one's for you Alex!

And so we're back... From outer space!! 

After a long hiatus Jake and Dylan doubled down by investing in better equipment to bring you Season 2 Episode 1! Buckle up Insomniacs, as the guys tell you the story of the world's most famous Cryptid as well as what hell you can bring upon yourself when you scorn the wrong woman. 

Jun 23, 202001:03:06
#15 The Ol' Traceable Floppy Disk Gag and The Demon Zoolander

#15 The Ol' Traceable Floppy Disk Gag and The Demon Zoolander

Latest episode of Too Scared To Sleep
Feb 17, 201901:57:47
#14 300 Got Him 14 and Bargain-Bin Assassin's Creed

#14 300 Got Him 14 and Bargain-Bin Assassin's Creed

Episode 14

Feb 10, 201901:06:23
#13 Satanic Panic At The Disco and The Hobo Hierarchy

#13 Satanic Panic At The Disco and The Hobo Hierarchy


Feb 03, 201901:32:45
#12 A Weird Urge To Go Camping and Meme Stealing Murderers

#12 A Weird Urge To Go Camping and Meme Stealing Murderers

Episode 12 is here...FINALLY. Dylan emerged from his depression cave long enough to bless us with his editing skills. Bear with us on the audio...I promise it gets better!

Jan 29, 201901:36:41
11. Too Scared's Terrible PSA & Making Consumption Your Bitch

11. Too Scared's Terrible PSA & Making Consumption Your Bitch


Jan 06, 201901:15:03
#10 A Less Fun Coke House and The White Supremacy Fandom

#10 A Less Fun Coke House and The White Supremacy Fandom

Join us in the episode as we talk about the Black Monk House where an extremely violent poltergeist terrorized a family. Also travel with us to Oklahoma City for the conclusion of Jake's trilogy of White Supremacy and FBI entanglement.
Dec 04, 201801:16:07
9. Half Man, Half Goat, Full Erection and The FBI is at it again

9. Half Man, Half Goat, Full Erection and The FBI is at it again

In this episode we hear about the Goat Man Bridge where a very randy demon lives and Jake tells the horrible story of the Branch Davidians outside Waco, Texas
Nov 30, 201801:08:08
6. What the Hell is J. Lo doing here and Going Balls Deep into the Spook Factor

6. What the Hell is J. Lo doing here and Going Balls Deep into the Spook Factor

In this episode we revisit Annabel's hatred for J.Lo. we also see a demon pig in New York, and a personal experience in a local haunted hotel!
Nov 14, 201801:12:45
8. A Waste of Tax-Payer Dollars and A Racist Grand Slam

8. A Waste of Tax-Payer Dollars and A Racist Grand Slam

Episode 8 is finally up! This time we're breaking down how the government can take any situation from bad to worse, and a notorious serial killer who hits all the horrible bases!
Nov 09, 201801:04:58