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Toren's Guide (to Everything)

Toren's Guide (to Everything)

By Toren Atkinson
Voice actor, singer, nerd Toren Atkinson explores everything in the known universe, but not alphabetically. Occasionally explicit.
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Dungeons and Dragons Pronunciation: Episode 10
Dungeons and Dragons pronunciation! Finally *THE* (or at least *an*) authority on how to say 'bulette,' 'drow,' 'lich,' 'THAC0,' and many many more! Painstakingly researched and glibly delivered to your earholes. Music by Johnny Douglas Want to support?
January 26, 2022
Cemetery Guns and Angel's Glow Bacteria - ep 9
Part 1: Cemetery guns and coffin torpedoes. Part 2: Angel's Glow in the wounds of Civil War soldiers. Intermission: Bane reads RPG horror stories Support on Patreon! Linksies:
September 05, 2021
Fearsome Critters: Episode 8
The whirling whimpus, snallygaster, splinter cat, and other cryptids from lumberjack camp folklore. For more on Fearsome Wilderness: Want to support the podcast?
March 29, 2021
2020 Was Weirder Than You Remember: Episode 7
'Undead' mink, (more) sky phalluses, anti-gay Hungarian politician caught in 25-man orgy, new words, a murder hornet update and Toren's COVID tests [EXPLICIT] and adult content. Want to support?
January 01, 2021
Glawackus and Autoamputation: Episode 6
A hoax-tastic cryptid from Connecticut and a look at dactylolysis spontanea. Want to support?
September 20, 2020
Nautical Idioms and Flogging: Episode 5
Cap'n Toren shows you the ropes on the subject of nautical idioms and terminology. In part 2: a history of flogging in the US Navy.  Want to support?
May 11, 2020
Bird Sounds and Chimera Twins: Episode 04
Let Toren Attenborough be your guide to the world of very interesting bird sounds. Part 2: Toren reads Alice Park's article How a Man's Unborn Twin Fathered His Child. Music: Thomas Falk. Logo: Taylor Assion. Special thanks to Erika Holland and
March 31, 2020
Gamebooks and Krakatoa: Episode 3
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February 25, 2020
Spidey Music and Book Curses: Episode 2
It's officially a series! Part 1: The incidental music of 1967 Spider-Man cartoon. Part 2: Sarah Laskow's article on book curses from Atlas Obscura Links:
November 23, 2019
Bubble Tea and Fecal Knives: Toren's Guide (to Everything) Episode 1
Inarguably the inaugural episode... Part 1: Bubble Tea - What's the deal?     Part 2: Experimental replication shows knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work  "Cabbage in the Garbage" by Toren Atkinson Support!
October 14, 2019