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Totally Buzzed UK Podcast

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The Totally Buzzed UK Podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web in association with www.totallybuzzed.co.uk.
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Episode 7: Pump & Forget

Totally Buzzed UK PodcastSep 13, 2021

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Weird News Ep 138: Real Italian Leather

Weird News Ep 138: Real Italian Leather

Kayleigh swings by to tell Laura about her traumatic relationship with a pair of shoes as well discuss the latest batch of weird stories circulating the web.

Ep 138 stories discussed: 1. Tree Throwing 2. The Expensive Sandwich

3. Runaway Train

TikTok Spotlight: The Non-Stop Horn

Mar 25, 202430:15
Weird News Ep 137: It's Teeny Tiny!

Weird News Ep 137: It's Teeny Tiny!

Laura is joined by Jon Squires to discuss the bizarre stories that have the world buzzing. These true tales will totally improve your small talk!

Ep 137 stories discussed: 1. Concert Tours 2. Trophy Reunion

3. Roofless!

What The Buzz: Walt Disney's Degrees

Mar 18, 202430:53
Weird News Ep 136: Bruno Meet Bruno

Weird News Ep 136: Bruno Meet Bruno

Laura is joined by Jon Squires to discuss the bizarre stories that have the world buzzing. These true tales will totally improve your small talk!

Ep 136 stories discussed: 1. Stingray cloning??? 2. Wooden Satellite

3. Lottery Mistake

What The Buzz: The Birth Of The Microwave

Mar 11, 202428:29
Weird News Ep 135: Whip It Like Indy

Weird News Ep 135: Whip It Like Indy

Laura is joined by Jon Squires to discuss the bizarre stories that have the world buzzing. These true tales will totally improve your small talk!

Ep 135 stories discussed: 1. Mankini Rider 2. Robot Bartender

3. A Wand Mistake

What The Buzz: Who is Elsa?

Mar 04, 202428:35
Weird News Ep 134: Unwrap Those Buns

Weird News Ep 134: Unwrap Those Buns

Laura is joined by Kayleigh to discuss the bizarre stories that have the world buzzing. These true tales will totally improve your small talk!

Ep 134 stories discussed: 1. Free The Peach 2. Couch Return

3. The Taylor Swift Wedding Dilemma

TikTok Spotlight: Kardashian London

Feb 26, 202428:59
Weird News Ep 133: Pigeons Are Massive

Weird News Ep 133: Pigeons Are Massive

Laura is joined by Jon Squires to discuss the bizarre stories that have the world buzzing. These true tales will totally improve your small talk!

Ep 133 stories discussed: 1. Spy Pigeon 2. Food Delivery In Style

3. Milk River What The Buzz: The Invention of the Chainsaw

Feb 19, 202430:22
Weird News Ep 132: The Poor Voice

Weird News Ep 132: The Poor Voice

A near-voiceless Laura is joined by Kayleigh to discuss the weird stories that have the world buzzing.

Ep 132 stories discussed: 1. The Giant Trolley 2. Impersonator

3. Zoo Drill TikTok Spotlight: Rapping Nursery Rhymes

Feb 12, 202431:29
Weird News Ep 131: Big Foot Maths

Weird News Ep 131: Big Foot Maths

Kayleigh joins Laura to discuss the weird stories that have the world buzzing.

Ep 131 stories discussed: 1. Ditch Your Phone 2. Big Foot & Bears

3. Track Those Flowers TikTok Spotlight: Claudia Flashback


Feb 05, 202439:55
Weird News Ep 130: All Poop & No Scoop

Weird News Ep 130: All Poop & No Scoop

Jon Squires joins Laura to discuss the weird stories that have the world buzzing.

Ep 130 stories discussed: 1. The Heat Suit 2. Mating Fish

3. DNA That Poop What The Buzz: Disney Vault


Jan 29, 202431:27
Weird News Ep 129: Giant Aliens in The Samba Sun

Weird News Ep 129: Giant Aliens in The Samba Sun

Kayleigh joins Laura to discuss the weird stories that have the world buzzing.

Ep 129 stories discussed: 1. Parent Traps 2. Aliens in Brazil

3. Sueable Dating Faux Pas TikTok Spotlight: Dancing Saltburn Restaurant

Jan 22, 202431:40
Weird News Ep 128: The Bermuda Triangle Of Mooses

Weird News Ep 128: The Bermuda Triangle Of Mooses

29-year-old Kayleigh joins Laura to discuss the weird stories that have the world buzzing.

Ep 128 stories discussed: 1. A 12-0 loss 2. Salt-Licking Moose

3. Washed-Up Ship TikTok Spotlight: Fine!

Jan 15, 202431:56
Weird News Ep 127: The Down-Under Geordie

Weird News Ep 127: The Down-Under Geordie

Jon J Squires joins Laura to discuss the weird stories that have the world buzzing.

Ep 127 stories discussed: 1. Nusiance BBQs 2. Ring At The Ritz

3. Misfire MRI TikTok Spotlight: The Dingo Fence

Jan 08, 202431:26
TBUK's 2023 Highlight Episode

TBUK's 2023 Highlight Episode

Kayleigh and Jon J Squires look back at 2023 and highlight which episodes they think you should go back and listen to!

Jan 01, 202405:45
TBUK: Merry Christmas Quiz

TBUK: Merry Christmas Quiz

With reigning champions Tommy and Chloe on the bubbly - this year's general knowledge quiz sees regular co-hosts Kayleigh and Squiggy go head to head.


Who will reign supreme? And playing along at home - can you beat their scores while Laura fires the questions your way!

Dec 25, 202325:19
Weird News Ep 125: An Explosive Front Garden

Weird News Ep 125: An Explosive Front Garden

Kayleigh joins Laura to discuss the weird stories that have the world buzzing.

Ep 125 stories discussed: 1. Poker Cheating 2. Explosive Garden 3. The Wetherspoons Game TikTok Spotlight: The Jalapeno Kid

Dec 18, 202327:60
Weird News Ep 124: Everybody Can Talk Simlish

Weird News Ep 124: Everybody Can Talk Simlish

Kayleigh joins Laura to discuss the weird stories that have the world buzzing.

Ep 124 stories discussed: 1. Knock, Knock Emu 2. Lion Strolling 3. Tyre Kong TikTok Spotlight: GTA 6 NPCing

Dec 11, 202325:15
Weird News Ep 123: Is That A Wrench?

Weird News Ep 123: Is That A Wrench?

Kayleigh joins Laura to discuss the weird stories that have the world buzzing.

Ep 123 stories discussed: 1. Taylor Swift Jar 2. Photo Paper 3. Floating Tool Bag TikTok Spotlight: Shower Room

Dec 04, 202330:14
Weird News Ep 122: Phantom Pooer

Weird News Ep 122: Phantom Pooer


Kayleigh returns as she joins Laura to discuss the weird stories that have the world buzzing.

Ep 122 stories discussed: 1. Library Honour 2. Real Moist Mayo 3. The Secret Use Of Toilet Paper TikTok Spotlight: Man Of Many Jobs

Nov 27, 202337:49
Weird News Ep 121: Worst Indiana Jones Impression Ever

Weird News Ep 121: Worst Indiana Jones Impression Ever

Jon Squires made it two episodes in a row as he joins Laura to discuss the weird stories that have the world buzzing.


Ep 121 stories discussed: 1. Booty Patrol 2. Bite Back Crocodile 3. Snake Pizza What The Buzz: Wall E + Apple

Nov 20, 202328:12
Weird News Ep 120: Learn Something New

Weird News Ep 120: Learn Something New

Jon Squires returns in order to debate weird news stories with Laura in order to see what is cracking in this bizarre world of ours.

Ep 120 stories discussed: 1. Kid Tax 2. All Bulls 3. Solo Holiday What The Buzz: Desert Deaths

Nov 13, 202334:30
Weird News Ep 119: Lucky Number 13

Weird News Ep 119: Lucky Number 13

Kayleigh praises her lucky stars as she reunites with Laura to debate weird stories that are causing a buzz around the world.

Ep 119 stories discussed: 1. Mannequin Shenanigans 2. Smashing Pumpkins 3. Lucky Lottery Win TikTok Spotlight: Serial Killer Traits

Nov 06, 202339:52
Weird News Ep 118: Mascot Mayhem

Weird News Ep 118: Mascot Mayhem

Kayleigh boots Squires straight back out of the podcasting booth in order to discuss weird news stories with Laura.

Ep 118 stories discussed: 1. The Giant Spud 2. Cereal Dominos 3. Fat Bears TikTok Spotlight: British Familes

Oct 30, 202333:52
Weird News Ep 117: Ying-Yang Naps

Weird News Ep 117: Ying-Yang Naps

Kayleigh boots Squires straight back out of the podcasting booth in order to discuss weird news stories with Laura.
Ep 117 stories discussed:
1. Card Buildings
2. A Chair On The Edge
3. Left-Shoes Only

TikTok Spotlight: The Holy Grail
Oct 23, 202326:45
Weird News Ep 116: The Blindfolded Squigador

Weird News Ep 116: The Blindfolded Squigador

Jon Squires returns from his world tour of breaking hearts and taking names in order to discuss all the freshest weird stories that are breaking Laura's tiny mind.

Ep 116 stories discussed:

1. Lift Late

2. Deliveroo to Shrek?

3. Blindfolded Chess Board Arranging

What The Buzz: Disney's Electric Fence

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Oct 16, 202334:26
Weird News Ep 115: What Does The Chicken Say?

Weird News Ep 115: What Does The Chicken Say?

Let's get weird. Kayleigh and Laura join forces in order to discuss the latest batch of weirdly true stories that are circulating the web.

Ep 115 stories discussed:

1. What Does The Chicken Say? 2. Celebrity Products 3.  Hungry Hungry Sheep

TikTok Spotlight: Creepy Demon Noises

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Oct 09, 202333:46
Weird News Ep 114: Jedidiah & Mercedes

Weird News Ep 114: Jedidiah & Mercedes

Let's get weird. Kayleigh and Laura join forces in order to discuss the latest batch of weirdly true stories that are circulating the web.

Ep 114 stories discussed:

1. Chuckie Gets Caught???? 2. A Dog has Crocodile Friends 3. Expired Names

TikTok Spotlight: Big Brother Tesco Edition


Oct 02, 202344:59
Weird News Ep 113: Made In Real Bears

Weird News Ep 113: Made In Real Bears

Let's get weird. Kayleigh and Laura join forces in order to discuss the latest batch of weirdly true stories that are circulating the web.

Ep 113 stories discussed:

1. Surfing Snakes 2. Barbie Red Flag 3.  Bear Goes To Disneyland! TikTok Spotlight: Made In Royal Binman

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Sep 25, 202328:10
Weird News Ep 112: Zombie Cyclists
Sep 18, 202330:01
Weird News Ep 111: Fear The Cows

Weird News Ep 111: Fear The Cows

Kayleigh teams up with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing.

Ep 111 stories discussed:

1. Heavy Metal Cows

2. Shocking Fish

3.  Chicken Little - Ice Edition

TikTok Spotlight: Gibberish Languages

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Sep 11, 202327:53
Weird News Ep 110: Let's Get Lit With Words

Weird News Ep 110: Let's Get Lit With Words


Kayleigh teams up with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing.

Ep 110 stories discussed:

1. Knock, Knock Bear

2. Twin Town

3.  Gen Z Slang

TikTok Spotlight: Animated Photos

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com


Sep 04, 202333:49
Weird News Ep 109: There's A Snake In My Donation

Weird News Ep 109: There's A Snake In My Donation

Kayleigh teams up with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing.

Ep 109 stories discussed:

1. Surprise Python

2. The Magic Goalkeeper

3.  Make-Shift Drum Kit

TikTok Spotlight: The Catchy Tune

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Aug 28, 202332:18
Weird News Ep 108: The Milk Guzzler

Weird News Ep 108: The Milk Guzzler

Kayleigh teams up with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing.

Ep 108 stories discussed:

1. Estate Agent v Milk

2. Around The World With No Planes

3.  Buy A Stair Block!


TikTok Spotlight: Gordon Ramsey v Spongebob

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Aug 21, 202332:57
Weird News Ep 107: Deer On The Window, Deer On The Wall

Weird News Ep 107: Deer On The Window, Deer On The Wall

Kayleigh teams up with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing.

Ep 107 stories discussed:

1. Deer Train

2. Fan Jacket

3.  Fondue Pizza


TikTok Spotlight: Parrell Parking

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Aug 14, 202331:53
Weird News Ep 106: Help Is On The Way Dear!

Weird News Ep 106: Help Is On The Way Dear!

Kayleigh teams up with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing.

Ep 106 stories discussed:

1. Ghost Divorce

2. Stare The Smoke Away

3.  Mystery Object Down Under


TikTok Spotlight: Granny Dance

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Aug 07, 202329:51
Weird News Ep 105 - Just Laugh & It'll Be Fine

Weird News Ep 105 - Just Laugh & It'll Be Fine

Kayleigh teams up with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing.

Ep 105 stories discussed:

1. Stuck In A Tree

2. Underwater Concerts

3.  Sorry - I Didn't Realise


TikTok Spotlight: Ride Shocks

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Jul 31, 202335:42
Ep 104 - Anxiety Riddled Podders

Ep 104 - Anxiety Riddled Podders

Kayleigh teams up with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing.

Ep 104 stories discussed:

1. The Postbox Murder

2. Bus Stop Lovenote

3.  Micro LV

TikTok Spotlight: Wii Music Festival Vibes

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Jul 24, 202340:31
Ep 103 - The Piscine & Bibliothèque

Ep 103 - The Piscine & Bibliothèque

Kayleigh teams up with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing.

Ep 103 stories discussed:

1. Strike Out That Name!

2. Solo Flight Fun

3.  Sucking Stones

TikTok Spotlight: Language Of Love

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Jul 17, 202336:41
Ep 102 - Rarely Unique

Ep 102 - Rarely Unique

Kayleigh teams up with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing.

Ep 102 stories discussed:

1. Rubix Cubes - 3 seconds

2. Lorry Races

3.  9ft Werewolf

TikTok Spotlight: Analog TV

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Jul 10, 202334:01
Ep 101 - Is That A Football?

Ep 101 - Is That A Football?

Kayleigh teams up with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing.

Ep 101 stories discussed:

1. Wrong Winner

2. Leaky Memo

3.  Bulging Statue

TikTok Spotlight: Villian Britney Spears Cover

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Jul 03, 202329:41
Ep 100 - The Bonanza Celebration Edition With Two Sweet Angels

Ep 100 - The Bonanza Celebration Edition With Two Sweet Angels

Kayleigh and Jon Squires both appear in order to co-host with Laura to tackle a fresh batch of bizarre stories that have the internet buzzing and celebrate reaching the 100-episode mark!

Ep 100 Stories Discussed:

- 2 Giant Rubber Ducks

- A New World Record

- Coldplay Joy

What The Buzz: Disney Airport

TikTok Spotlight: Goat Friend

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Jun 26, 202341:25
Ep 99 - Spin My Phone Right Round

Ep 99 - Spin My Phone Right Round

Kayleigh returns as she gets dragged away from her hectic schedule to talk about several weird stories with Laura.

Ep 99 stories discussed:

1. Hug It Out

2. Damned Phone

3.  Clothes on Driving Licenses

TikTok Spotlight: Tina Turner Tribute

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Jun 19, 202323:58
Ep 98 - Does My Toilet Know Too Much?

Ep 98 - Does My Toilet Know Too Much?

Jon Squires returns as he gets dragged away from his cricket season to talk about several weird stories with Laura.

Ep 98 stories discussed:

1. Wrong Plane

2. Don't Fish With Guns

3.  Smart Toilet Seat?

What The Buzz: Smell Those Disney Scents

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Jun 12, 202335:56
Ep 97 - This Is For Ewe

Ep 97 - This Is For Ewe

Kayleigh and Laura speak about another batch of weird & wonderful stories from around the web.

Ep 97 stories discussed:

1. Birds In A Bakery

2. Goat Fights

3.  Wine Survivor

TikTok Spotlight: Adorable Kid

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Jun 05, 202337:25
Ep 96 - Now That's What I Call Art

Ep 96 - Now That's What I Call Art

Kayleigh shares a catfishing story as she and Laura discuss the latest batch of weird stories circulating the web.

Ep 96 stories discussed:

1. Bald Hair Products

2. Parody ID

3.  Banana Art

TikTok Spotlight: First Thumbs Up

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

May 29, 202331:41
Ep 95: Egg-Rage

Ep 95: Egg-Rage

Kayleigh just can't stay away as she joins Laura as the pair once again discuss weird stories that are living rent-free in their head.

Kayleigh is on a hot-streak and turns into a bit of a hothead as a result when joining Laura to discuss the internet's most bizarre stories.


Ep 95 stories discussed:

1. Flat-Pack Car

2.  #RiceGate

3.  Egging

TikTok Spotlight: Wes Andersoning

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com


May 22, 202329:40
Ep 94: Just Move

Ep 94: Just Move

Kayleigh just can't stay away as she joins Laura as the pair once again discuss weird stories that are living rent-free in their head.

Ep 94 stories discussed:

1. Giant Spoon Stolen

2.  Open Ensuite

3.  Furby Overlords

TikTok Spotlight: Cat Burial

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

May 15, 202329:50
Ep 93: William The Dog

Ep 93: William The Dog

Kayleigh took being called the No.2 co-hosts personally as she joins Laura to talk about several weird stories that have got the interwebs buzzing.

Ep 93 stories discussed:

1. Gary The Gorilla 

2.  Cosplay Problems

3.  Sewer Dog

TikTok Spotlight: Celebrity Rhymes

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

May 08, 202333:27
Ep 92: Is That A Gecko In Your Suitcase?

Ep 92: Is That A Gecko In Your Suitcase?

Kayleigh does a double-shift as she joins Laura to talk about several weird stories that have got the interwebs buzzing.

Ep 92 stories discussed:

1.  The Gecko Suitcase

2.  All The Glasses

3.  PotNoodle PotHoles

TikTok Spotlight: Walking Bear

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

May 01, 202326:07
Ep 91: The Aunt Monkeys

Ep 91: The Aunt Monkeys

An energized Kayleigh joins Laura to talk about several weird stories that have got the interwebs buzzing.

Ep 91 stories discussed:

1.  Ghost Trolley Boy

2.  Christian Mug Mix Up

3.  Hello Ladies

TikTok Spotlight: Smokey Shower

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Apr 24, 202333:20
Ep 90: A Cool Glass Of Peanut Butter

Ep 90: A Cool Glass Of Peanut Butter

Kayleigh returns as she and Laura talk about several weird stories that have got the interwebs buzzing.

Ep 90 stories discussed:

1.  Mercedes Pathway

2.  Peanut Butter Liquid

3.  Always Leave A Note

TikTok Spotlight: I've Heard That Song Before

This podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web. Email: totallybuzzed@outlook.com

Apr 17, 202337:51