The Tournament of Everything

On this installment of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything we talk about Albania a lot more than we thought we would. We also learn about a pretty neat forest beetle, and talk about both types of football players. There is even an appearance by a wizard! Will your favorite win? Only one way to find out!

How good are the French at building submarines? How many teeth does a Greco Roman wrestler need? Would you fence with your lawyer? And, how many times does India show up in this tournament? Find out on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

It has been a minute! We're back with 9 more rounds of wikipedia mayhem!

Is a Trunz better than a Baronet? What happened during the 2016-17 season in futbol? What bank is just for women? Which cinematography shot is crawling under the bar to make it to the tournament? And, we have an actual battle to discuss during our metaphorical battles, this one involving Japan and Russia (go Japan!)

Who is your favorite competitor to make it to our tournament? Do they come out on top? Find out on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

How many moths are in this episode?  Did Rob stop recording to eat cookies? What does a surgeon from Chicago have to do with college football? And, which famous lighthouse are we talking about?  Find out on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything! 

How fast is Marita Payne?  What is sculls? We talk about old smart phones, and Mike tries to speak Australian.  All on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Is the french film better than the french actress?  Which comet got a bit too close to Jupiter?  Another moth!? And it's from Iran!!??  How diabolical were the dynamics?  And, we learn a lot about Andrew Jackson!  All on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Who is Barry Tait?  What is a cirque? Why is Kumamon so incredibly rich, and what does he have to do with Japan?  How True is John True, and who scored the first-ever football goal in Poland?  Find out on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything! 

How fair are elections in North Korea?  Is a privateer really just a fancy pirate?  What did happen to the Virginia Company?  And, want to learn about the deserts of Pakistan?  All those questions will be answered on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Does a rose by any other name smell as sweet?  Well, this one doesn't smell at all!  How many letters does a name need if the name is long and difficult to pronounce?  Apparently, only 5 unique letters arranged in an order you'll have to hear to believe.  We talk about a lot of music (again), and we discuss the career of a budding young footballer.  All on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Say ahoy ahoy to this sea snail!  We listen to a whole new mess, and take a look at Orangeberg, SC.  Actors represent in this episode, and we role play which humanoid we could be.  All on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything. 

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It's like Stumble Upon for your ears!  Enjoy some magnanimous randomness on this Tuesday.   On this episode, we discuss West Bank Story, a magazine no longer in print (not to impose).  We go down under to Koonalda cave to see what there is to see.  We talk about saws to help us cope, and we see whether Bent is better than Dinkenspiel.  All in this installment of the Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Carmen Carmen Carmen, it does something the more you say it.  We race with Dieter Braun down Madonna Creek.  Talk about one of the worst AFC seasons yet.  Two Canadians battle it out on the ice for the most polite supremacy you've seen today.  The Supreme Court makes a decision, and we find a dolphin!  All on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Learn about Australian rally and race car driver Doug Chivas!  He's fast!