Defend Your Trash Movie

"Humans may have created me, but they will never enslave me! This cannot be my destiny!"

It's said that the first Pokemon movie is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

It's said that the Dustin Hoffman/Warren Beatty/Elaine May collaboration is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Save... Martha..."

It's said that the launch of the DCEU is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

We reveal our picks for the trashiest (and least trashy!) movies of season 2. Plus, a compilation of our favorite moments from the previous season!

"Han.... Solo."

It's said that the Star Wars prequel featuring the beloved space scoundrel is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"It's not about your soul, Bella. You're just not good for me!"

It's said that the second Twilight movie is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!"

It's said that the Scientology sci-fi epic is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"You're so cool, Gamera!

You're so cool, Gamera!

You're so cool, Gamaraaaaaahhhhhh!"

It's said that the sixth Gamera flick is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen and find out!

"Put the cookie down! Now!"

It's said that Arnold Schwarzenegger's Christmas comedy is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"The power of Patty compels you!"

It's said that the Ghostbusters reboot is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"OF COURSE!"

It's said that the 90s live action version of Street Fighter II is trash, but can we defend it? Listen & find out!

"All right, we'll go to your place and you can show me your organ. But I'm warning you, it'd best be having music coming out of it."

It's said that the team-up of Sylvester Stallone & Dolly Parton is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Trick or treat... MOTHER FUCKER"

Trashtober 2: Trash of the Titans concludes! It's said that the eighth Halloween movie is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!"

Trashtober 2: Trash of the Titans continues! It's said that the 2010 remake of The Wolf Man is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Fred Krueger! He's inside me, and he wants to take me again!"

Trashtober 2: Trash of the Titans begins! It's said that the second Elm Street movie is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Look at me like a human boy!"

It's said that Martin Short's "kid" comedy is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"If there's any justice at all, the black hole will be your grave!"

It's said that Disney's attempt at big-budget 70s sci-fi is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Gee, it was really nice of Wal-Mart to give us all this free Wal-Mart stuff just for saying Wal-Mart so many times."

It's said that the team-up of Brendan Fraser & Bugs Bunny is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."

It's said that the Freddie Prinze Jr./Rachael Leigh Cook rom-com is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Pizza power!

A flying saucer food delight

Pizza power!

Oh that's what makes us feel all right"

It's said that the Ninja Turtles' rock & roll show is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Dearie... marry the mole!"

It's said that Don Bluth's animated version of the Hans Christian Andersen story is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"What can I say, Jonesy? I'm a capitalist... and they pay."

It's said that the fourth Indiana Jones movie is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"This is what's known as getting your gun off."

It's said that the second M:I movie is trash, but can we defend it? Listen & find out!

"Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?"

It's said that the 2010s reboot of Spider-Man is trash, but can we defend it? Listen & find out!

"We hungry."

It's said that the first follow-up to The Fast and the Furious is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Stupid is as stupid does."

It's said that the 1994 Tom Hanks smash hit is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"OH YEAH"

It's said that the Mike Myers version of Dr. Seuss' beloved book is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Trust the fungus."

It's said that the live action version of the Super Mario video games is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Riddle me this, riddle me that... who's afraid of the big, black bat?"

It's said that Joel Schumacher's debut into the Batman franchise is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

We reveal our picks for the trashiest (and least trashy!) movies of season 1. Plus, a compilation of our favorite moments from the previous season!

"No, Scooby-Doo! Your mom eats cat poop!"

It's said that the live action version of the Hanna-Barbera mystery toon is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Hang on tight, spider monkey."

It's said that that the phenomenon of Stephanie Meyer's paranormal romance is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Xanadu, your neon lights will shine for you, Xanadu"

It's said that the roller disco starring Olivia Newton-John is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Godzilla says I have to learn to fight my own battles, y'know."

It's said that the tenth Godzilla movie is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

[the Grinch puts mistletoe over his butt] "Now pucker up and kiss it, Whoville!"

It's said that the live action adaptation of Dr. Seuss's Christmas classic is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Oel ngati kameie [I see you]"

It's said that James Cameron's revolutionary sci-fi epic is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!"

It's said that the fantasy epic from George Lucas & Ron Howard is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly."

It's said that "Weird Al" Yankovic's attempt at movie stardom is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"It ate him... bit off his head... like a gingerbread man!"

Our Halloween celebration Trashtober continues! It's said that the second H.P. Lovecraft adaptation from the team behind Re-Animator is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

NOTE: Near the end of the episode, the audio quality suddenly changes. We accidentally switched on the Resonator and we apologize.

"It's them damn enchiladas."

We're kicking off Trashtober, our month-long Halloween celebration! It's said that the fifth slasher flick starring Jason Vorhees (???) is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Doe..." "Ray..." "Egon!"

It's said the second Ghostbusters movie is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the cosmic fish that I am definitely from outer space."

It's said that the Muppets' sci-fi adventure is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Barsoom....."

It's said that Disney's big budget adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs' classic sci-fi novels is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"A predator kills its prey to survive. I mean, what you're describing is more like a bass fisherman."

It's said that Fox's 2018 reboot of the classic sci-fi franchise is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE? DADDY WOULD LIKE SOME SAUSAGES?"

It's said that Tom Green's starring vehicle is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance. Got it."

It's said that the Will Smith re-imagining of the old Western show is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

[a raptor speaks] "Alan!"

It's said that the third Jurassic Park movie is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!

"Oh, poor miserable Gurgi deserves fierce smackings and whackings on his poor, tender head."

It's said that Disney's attempt at more mature animation is trash, but does it truly deserve that reputation? Listen & find out!